#i didn't die ?

[thorndamien1]

Hello guys!

*proceeds to send an aberration as if nothing had happened*

[strangerstime]

Red Flags | AU "Your real face" | animatic | NOT A SHIP (!)

[slothsinner66]

guess who's back.

I can make character sprites now!

[extrashortshorts]

OH I KNOW SOMETHING

Terrible

Trebol.

Thats all.

Really any of the donquioxe family is bad but!

Look at the poor fool!!!

I consider this request as an attempted assassination💀💀💀

It was very close to being a doodle, but i pulled up a reference and almost died instantly

[pikipekarmy]

deceased

I'm writing this from beyond the grave, rest in peace me--

i got one of those scan tasks, right? Scan Pokestop! I got it on like a Wednesday or something and i was like ugh. you know what, this is a pokestop that is the mural on the wall of a business. It is on an exterior wall. I will wait until Sunday, when the business is closed, and come back and scan it when the parking lot will be empty and nobody will see me do this.

Like, there's ways, to scan a Pokestop without looking like you're taking videos of things, which tends to unnerve people you know? But it's sort of hard to get good footage that way. And I know someone who was talking about someone else who'd gotten banned from scan tasks for uploading junky scans. So it's best to take good footage if you're going to bother with it.

(Someone else was like don't do them, don't do extra spy work for Niantic, and they're so right and valid, but I do collect poffins because I'm weirdly obsessive about making my buddies happy, and the other thing is often 10 of those blue pokeballs and i never have enough of those, so. I am a sucker and i do the scan tasks. I think it's valid to resist them but I also can't resist them.)

Anyway. Sunday. I rolled down there and hopped out of my car and just super lazily took a video spinning around in the parking lot and then ran the camera across the whole mural and the surroundings. I also know that if the pokestop is marking something that's not there anymore, it is noble not to snitch-- refuse those assignments guys!! Don't get someone's fave stop decommissioned because you narked by uploading a scan that shows it gone!-- but in this case, the business was still there and most importantly the mural was unchanged, so I did it.

And then as I finished and turned around to go back to my car, a woman popped out of the door of the dark business. "Excuse me," she said, "why are you taking video?"

Fuck. I didn't have it in me to dissemble. "Oh no," I said, "it's that stupid Pokemon Go game, it wants pictures of landmarks, I didn't think anyone would be here so I figured I'd just take a picture--" and I turned my phone toward her to show where I had just been attempting to catch a lil dude on my way back to the car.

She gave me an incredulous up-and-down look. "I didn't know people still played that game," she said.

Well, busted. "I do," I admitted, defeated, and in that moment as she stared at me I remembered I was wearing terrible yoga pants and, most damningly of all, socks with sandals, because I hadn't planned on going anywhere and hadn't even really meant to get out of the car. So I died on the spot, and she turned around and went back into the business, which in my defense was closed, I should have been safe.

Anyway. The afterlife is not as peaceful as I'd hoped, but perhaps such an ignominious cause of death doesn't get you much by way of eternal rest. Don't make me haunt this pokestop in my sandals, ma'am.

(And always remember folks, if the pokestop or gym is of a landmark that's been torn down or otherwise heavily altered, don't fucking snitch. Delete that scan task!)

(PSA: You can opt out of scan tasks entirely in your settings menu. Under Uploads deselect Enable Pokestop Scan.)

[elmha-art]

🩵

[breaking-apart]

[lovebeing-a-girl]

guess who's back^^

[miniatureketchupbottles]

oh to be severely underaged, being thrown in the air and sharing joints with you again

[confusedandterrified-artist]

Ayoooooo! I draws hand without cry!

[sunshine--void]

OMG HII!! SORRY FOR DYING ON YOU GUYS.

I think I actually became a different person, I cut and dyed my hair, I finally got some friends and...

I somehow got a girlfriend??? No clue how I pulled them but yk.

@robotoast03 @speckle-meow-meow @wooteddybears

[matthewliberatore]

LONDON GAME VS CUBS I'M SO EXCITED

😍😍😍

[sophierequests]

sorry for being so inactive last week guys 😭

i caught a nasty cold and my brain hasn't been braining correctly. i literally began writing two fics just to delete them after rereading them because they were absolutely incoherent.

now i'm feeling better and i'm getting back to my wips again hehe

[randomfoggytiger]

This was fun! 

[bigbadripley]

Wanna give a shout out to my friends on Ao3 that thought I died because I haven't updated in 2 weeks

[planefood]

rules for thee and not for me