#i don’t know who’s getting married so just imagine it’s your otp

[incorrect-star-allies]

Bandana Dee: What the hell were you thinking?

Marx: I heard releasing birds at a wedding is romantic!

Bandana Dee: You released OSTRICHES!

[topsyturvy-turtely]

turtely's OTP challenge

read day 23 "The Beekeeper and The Book Author" on ao3!

(prompt: being old together)

summary: Beautiful. Quiet. Nice.

Gen, 360 Words, Retirement. John Watson's blog, Fluff.

✨imagine this little baby but 40 years older✨

or read it on tumblr:

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Dear readers,

This will be my very last blog entry. I don’t even know if you young people still read ‘blog entries’ – this is for the people who have followed my blog from years ago, really. Maybe this will be a nice surprise for you.

Here is a little update on our life: Sherlock and I married in the year of 2024. It was a beautiful ceremony, small but meaningful. Not many people – neither of us ever really was a ‘people person’.

We continued our detective work until Sherlock turned 67 years old. I don’t really know how we managed with little Rosie, but we did. She turned out to be one of the most intelligent scientists in Britain and both of us are extremely proud of her.

After Sherlock finally retired we moved to a cottage in the countryside. It is beautiful here. Quiet. Nice. Words, the young Sherlock Holmes would have despised. Let me tell you now, that this man has the softest and biggest heart, you could imagine. He always has had it, he just didn’t show – to protect himself, I believe.

I am getting side tracked… Sherlock is a beekeeper now. He loves bees as if they were his own children. Puts all his research into bees as well. Even sells honey, my old boy. I am proud of him. Really, I am.

Skdico ,kjdkojoaoooooooooppposipoi

I apologise, I got distracted by a white haired and bearded (oh, yes he wears a beard now – I quite like it…) cat purring into my ear. He told me to mention my books. So, I will because otherwise this gorgeous lfjklalaaaa

Where were we? Oh, yes my books. What is there to say? I turned my blog into a book. Book series, really. You can buy the books on Amazon – just search for “Sherlock Holmes Books” and they will be suggested. It’s funny, they sell as if Sir Arthur Conan Doyle had written them himself. Which of course, he didn’t, they are all written by ordinary old me, Dr. John Watson.

So this is us. Retired consulting detective and doctor, now beekeeper and book author.

It is beautiful. Quiet. Nice.

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[m0thergoose]

TOWL EPISODE 5 SPOILERS AHEAD MY RAMBLY THOUGHTS AS WATCHING THE EP

LOSING MY SHIT IT’S FATHER GABE MY MAN MY IDOL OMG

NOT how I expected this episode to start omg unWELL

I truly have no idea what to expect from this ep holy hell

Rick is passenger princess confirmed

The hand kiss 🫠

Honeymoon take 2 woopwoop

TASTEFUL NOODS SHUT UP

AND THE MUSIC SHUT UP

OTP on a scenic road trip I’m in love with this

Look at them looking lovingly at Carl

HE’S FINDING GIFTS FOR HIS SON

MAKING A GIFT FOR HIS WIFE 😭😭😭😭

MICHONNE GETTING RJ AN AX IM KILLING MYSELF

TOOTHPASTE FUCK OOOOOOFF

I WAS IN LOVE WITH MY SON’S BEST FRIEND I DIDNT KNOW WHAT TO DO - ARE YOU FUCKING KIDIDNG ME 😭😭😭

RICK KISSING HER NECK 🫠🫠🫠

they found a cabin, they on a real vacation now baby

I NEVER LET GO 🙌

New people I’m scared I don’t like it

Rick is really at Michonne’s beck and call ‘they look pretty hungry’ INSTANTLY drops his bag to find them food lmaoooo

OHHH DONT try this with Richonne you silly silly people

‘Well how bout you just listen’ 😂😂😂😂😂

That’s right Michonne you take your food back lmaoooo

Rick emptying the bullets into michonnes hand sooooorry I’m unwell

Keep your promise asshole 😂

Us against the world 💖

Toothpaste, booze, what are you up to grimes???? I’m just working with what I got - the necklace 💖 RICK LOVES HIS WIFE SO MUCH

RIGHT who is this now??? Is this GABE?

WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK???? GABE AND JADIS????? IN CONTACT????? Noooooooooo I AM CONFUSION

GABE TALKING ABOUT RICK TO JADIS FUCK THIS

GABE IF TOU KNEW RIGHT NOW YOU’D KILL HER YOURSELF AMEN

FUUUUCKING HELL JADIS WAKING THEM UP, it’s like when Jesus walked in on them their first night lmaoooo but this is 1 million times worse!

Michonne looks so hot rn haha

I actually could give a flying fuck about Jadis, hurry up and kill her richonne lmao

YAAAS RICHONNE

OMG GABE ONE DAY RICK SAID THAT I SHOULD MARRY THEM 😭😭😭😭

And he’s kept a wedding ring for Rick actually shoot me rn

Gabe is a richonner confirmed 💖

Now I want Gabriel to be the one to kill Jadis because this is sick and twisted from her

HE GAVE HER RICKS RING GABRIEL YOU BETTA NOOOOT

okay so they’re gonna kill Jadis and as she’s dying she’ll hand him the ring

And next year same day same place it won’t be Jadis that meets Gabriel, it’ll be richonne

HERE we go fuck her up Michonne

Here Ricky dicky goes, fuck them walkers up

Jadis is scum these people better not help her

HAHAHHAHA Michonne just wants to kill this bitch ‘maybe just maim first’ yeah ok Ricky dicky 😂

THATS WHAT U GET FOR TRUSTING JADIS YOU DUMBASSES

UGH DONT KISS HER GABRIEL IF YOU ONLY KNEW

WHAT THE FUCK JADIS WHAT DID SHE DO TO GABRIEL

THIS BITCH SHOT HER MAN MICHONNE IS DEFO GOINGG TO GUT HER LMAOO

Omg

Michonne what you gonna do

Michonne has a plan yes

OMG ARE THEY SPLITTING UP TO SAVE EACH OTHER

‘You’ve looked better’ sassy Rick lol

I’m stilll hoping Michonne just fucking murders her

YEEEEES FUCK THIS BITCH

PAINFUL WALKER DEATH FUCK U JADIS

side note Rick looks v handsome rn

I’ll see you next year Ann - noooo you’ll see richonne next year gabey baby 🤞

‘We’re gonna do that’ ricks like sure whatever you want baby

THE RING KILL ME 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I don’t want a proposal in front of jadis save it for when you’re alone Ricky dicky

IS THIS A PROPOSAL RIGHT HERE IM CRYING

SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP

‘I could never have imagined this but it could only ever have been you’ 🥹🥹🥹🥹

SOMEBODY SEDATE ME 😭😭😭😭😭

THE PROMO ‘are we crazy’ ‘certifiable’ LMAOOOOOO

ALSO how the fuck are we wrapping this up in one more episode, we deserve MORE dammit

[ma1dita]

Even though Luke doesn’t cheat on Trouble, I listen to Burn from Hamilton and imagine these two post tlt bc yes i like the pain,, no i don’t need therapy, officer 😀

girl the way this is probably canon anyway bc in the trouble!verse luke is a Hamilton Hater ™ and trouble was known to be singing songs from the musical with her ex-bf

im DYINGGGG but damn if you go to therapy hop in we can carpool

sidenote there's still a lot that can relate in the lyrics and im bored rn so lets feed into the delusion for a bit (guys I'm a fic writer who peaked in the 2010s in the age of bad youtube fan recreations of songs to fit their otps... i know how to work with scraps)

She said, "Be careful with that one, love , "He will do what it takes to survive" // You and your words flooded my senses, Your sentences left me defenseless, You built me palaces out of paragraphs, You built cathedrals // I'm re-reading the letters you wrote me, I'm searching and scanning for answers in every line, For some kind of sign, And when you were mine // The world seemed to burn, Burn

Mr. D warned her from the beginning about Luke, even silently in 'play pretend' because she was becoming more like her old self (reckless and crazy, just like him) when she was falling in love with Luke, and it isn't a bad thing but definitely takes away fro what her and Luke have been working at as THE counselors of CHB. Luke's always been good with words as a son of Hermes to the point that it even fools Trouble to some extent, there comes a point where her as an amazing actress can't tell when he's lying---and he learned that from her...

You published the letters she wrote you, You told the whole world, How you brought this girl into our bed, In clearing your name, You have ruined our lives // Do you know what Angelica said, When she read what you'd done?, She said, "You've married an Icarus, "He has flown too close to the sun" // You and your words obsessed with your legacy, Your sentences border on senseless, And you are paranoid in every paragraph, How they perceive you, You, you, you!

this made me giggle OKAY HEAR ME OUT LMFAOOOO ever since they got together (in the span of a little over a year before his betrayal), they always sleep in the same bed when they can as mentioned in 'now that we're older' because they barely have time to themselves in the day....when 'when the chaos is through' is posted, that's when Luke agrees to side with Kronos in his ultimate belief to protect Trouble from impending war and eventually give her a better life outside of CHB. (imagine kronos dressed as eliza schuyler and we're set because luke essentially brings him to bed with them for half of their relationship and she doesn't know LMFAOOOOO) and well yeah yall know his decline after TLT but he's in too deep to fall back

I'm erasing myself from the narrative, Let future historians wonder how Eliza reacted, When you broke her heart, You have torn it all apart // I'm watching it burn, Watching it burn, The world has no right to my heart, The world has no place in our bed, They don't get to know what I said, I'm burning the memories, Burning the letters that might have redeemed you // You forfeit all rights to my heart, You forfeit the place in our bed, You'll sleep in your office instead, With only the memories of when you were mine //I hope that you burn

The beginning part reminds me of the confrontation scene in 'love is a blister' where the counselors put Trouble on trial for loving Luke---the reality of it is they and everyone at camp only know what Luke & Trouble have shown them, but everything between them is private and their own. They didn't expect him to leave her behind. There are a lot of references throughout the series and especially in 'solipsism' where his last time alive as his waning sense of self he goes to visit Trouble who's fresh from visiting Annie in 'love is a blister' and he literally is burning through his old self as kronos overtakes his body. He couldn't imagine not being able to say goodbye before becoming true vessel and well in TLO, teeeechnically what happens and what i plan to write i--[GUNSHOTS]

me saying scraps and then copy pasting almost the whole damn song... ive said too much. this was entertaining, how'd I do?

[howdoyoudothedew]

Rated: G

Pairing: Maggie/Sophie/Nate/Sterling

Word Count: ~1k

A/N: Rewatching Leverage with my mom and asked my friend which of the ideas I have spinning I should write, she said 'leverage parents' so ta-daaaa, my beloveds. This is based off the dialogue prompt "No, I'm paying" which I got from a @otp-imagines-cult post

The second the waitress puts the check down on the table and leaves, the date turns into a warzone. Honestly, Maggie’s not even surprised at this point. She is, however, rather amused. Starting Leverage, getting together with Sophie, has been good for Nate. He’s more like the man she fell in love with and married, even if he’s still broken. (He was always broken, to an extent.) It’s good for Jim, too. The change to their occasional competition keeps him more on his toes and has even loosened him, if only slightly. Which is why this is even happening.

“How can I trust that money isn’t ill-gotten gains, hm?” Jim says, raising an eyebrow. Jim, Nate, and even Sophie all have their wallets out. Maggie has her own wallet out as well, but she’s not joining in. She already knows how this one will end. While they’re distracted, she pulls out her card and places it inside the booklet for the waitress to grab when she comes back. Sophie catches her and smiles, but doesn’t put away her wallet. Maggie settles back to watch.

“Why I never!” Sophie gasps, affronted at her money even being suggested as ‘ill-gotten’. “I’ll have you know I got this money off a very rich man fair and square. I barely even had to do anything before he was handing it off to me.”

“How do we know your money wasn’t ill-gotten, hm?” Nate says, raising his own eyebrow and sitting back with his arms crossed over his chest. Jim scoffs.

“Maybe because I’m not a criminal, unlike some people,” Jim says.

“Hey!” Sophie protests again. “I am not the only criminal at this table anymore.”

“Right, because you seduced Nate to the darkside,” Jim says, voice dry.

“I’ll seduce you next,” Sophie says, despite having basically already done just that, narrowing her eyes at him.

“You know what, I’m just going to pay,” Nate says, cutting them off.

“What? No, I’m paying, you paid last time,” Sophie says and Maggie files the information away, because she had paid last time, just like she usually does. Which means Nate had gotten Hardison to sneak some of his money into her account, so he could retroactively pay for it. Which is so many more steps then needed. Also kind of annoying. She’s not exactly broke and they don’t exactly do this terribly often. She can– and will happily– pay for her datemates herself. The waitress passes by, grabbing the book absently when Maggie subtly holds it out for her. None of the others notice, thankfully, too wrapped up in their argument.

“Absolutely not,” Jim says.

“Well someone has to pay,” Sophie says.

“I’ll do it,” Nate says.

“I’m not using money when I don’t know from whence it came,” Jim says.

“From whence it came? Who even says stuff like that anymore?” Nate scoffs.

“I do,” Jim bristles.

“If he’s gonna talk like that, I’m definitely not letting him pay,” Sophie says.

“What does my speech have anything to do with paying?” Jim says, rounding on Sophie.

“It’s too posh for my taste.” Sophie sticks her nose in the air.

“Says our Lady Charlotte Prentiss,” Nate mutters into his coffee.

“Oh now you want to get in on it? And here I was defending you.”

Nate gives a half-laugh through his nose. “No you weren’t, you’re trying just as hard to get us to let you pay.”

“You’re right, I wasn’t. Now let me pay,” Sophie says.

“No, I’ll pay,” Nate says.

“I’m paying,” Jim says.

“Absolutely not,” Sophie and Nate say at the same time, which is apparently Jim’s breaking point.

“Fine! Maggie pays then.” Jim throws his arms up as well as he can get away with in a fancy restaurant and Maggie can barely keep in the amused noise.

“Fine,” Nate says.

“Fine,” Sophie agrees.

Apparently an expert at comedic timing, the waitress returns then with Maggie’s card. “Here you go. I hope you have a good night.”

“Thanks, you have a good night too,” Maggie tells her, ignoring the boys’ shocked looks for now as well as Sophie’s amused smile as she returns her card to her wallet. When she looks back at them, she pretends to be oblivious. She lets her eyes grow slightly wide and blinks a few times. “What?”

“You already paid,” Nate says.

“Someone had to and you three seemed busy, thanks to Sophie,” Maggie says.

“Wha-” Nate stares at her, eyes narrowed. Maggie can see the gears turn as he goes over her words, Sophie’s actions. Finally, he turns to Sophie. “You knew,” Nate accuses.

“Of course I knew, I’m not blind,” Sophie says and Maggie chuckles.

“Then why’d you even bother to argue about it?” Jim asks, clearly exasperated.

“Well I’m not just going to let you and Nate have all the fun, am I?” Sophie asks, a rhetorical question. “Now who’s leaving the tip?”

“Oh no, I am not doing this again,” Jim says. You absolutely will, Maggie thinks to herself. Likely not now, but definitely next time.

“All three of us will leave the tip, since Maggie was so kind to pay,” Nate says.

“That, I am surprisingly okay with,” Jim says.

“Why must you ruin all my fun?” Sophie pouts at Nate, digging out a few dollars from her wallet.

“I’m sure you’ll find some again soon, Soph,” Nate assures.

“And will give me a headache in the process,” Jim says, also pulling out a few dollars. Sophie smiles at him.

“You love it.” Jim declines to respond to her. But Maggie knows Sophie is right. Protest as he may, Jim loves all of them.

“Ready to head out?” Nate asks, standing from his chair. Maggie follows his lead.

“I think so,” she says. “It was lovely to see you all again.”

“It was lovely to see you, too, Maggie. I wish we could do this more often,” Sophie says, taking Maggie’s hands to squeeze. Sophie’s hands. They’re always cold, making her think of the old thing her grandmother used to tell her: cold hands, warm heart. With Sophie, Maggie finally has evidence towards it.

“There’s a Picasso showcase at the museum next week,” Maggie says.

“You’re just trying to give me an aneurysm at this point, aren’t you?” Jim grouses. Sophie pats his cheek.

“It’s our way of keeping you young.”

“It’s your way of giving me more gray hairs,” Sterling says.

“Does this mean you won’t go to the museum with us?”

“Someone has to keep you from stealing a very expensive painting,” Sterling says.

“So next week?”

“Next week,” the other three agree and they part ways in the parking lot, Sophie and Nate leaving together while Jim and Maggie leave separately.

[gaelic-symphony]

A Year in the Life: November

Twelve vignettes from the married life of Tara Lewis and Emily Prentiss, written for the Year of the OTP writing challenge.

A week late because...*gestures vaguely at the state of everything*

Prompt: Be careful what you wish for. Also part of @imagining-in-the-margins' office party writing challenge.

Words: 794

Warnings: none

Read on AO3 or below the cut

            Emily looked at the calendar on the wall in the kitchen and noticed that Thanksgiving was only a few weeks away.

            “Hey, babe,” she called out to her wife in the other room, “Are we doing Thanksgiving with your family again this year?”

            “No, I don’t think so,” Tara replied without looking up from her newspaper, “My dad’s flying out to California to see Gabriel, and since Aunt Thelma moved into assisted living, she can’t really host us all anymore.”

            “Oh, okay,” Emily said, “Um, well, I guess now that my mom’s back in the country we could do Thanksgiving with her, but…”  Emily didn’t even need to finish that sentence; Tara knew that holidays with Elizabeth ranked pretty low on the list of Emily’s favorite things.

            “I thought we might just have a low-key dinner just the two of us,” Tara said, “You know, we’ve been working so hard lately, it might be nice to have some quiet time to ourselves.”

            “Yeah, that could be nice,” Emily nodded, but Tara could hear the disappointment in her voice.  She thought of how many holidays Emily had spent alone and felt a pang of guilt.

            Tara came from a large extended family, and even when her father’s military service took them abroad, they lived on military bases where the other Americans stationed overseas treated them like family.  She took for granted having a place to go for Thanksgiving or Christmas, because it was always a given.  Emily didn’t grow up like that.  She was an only child who spent too much time living abroad to become close with what little extended family she did have, and her mother’s work meant she moved around so often that she never got to build any strong community ties.  She didn’t have childhood memories of big Thanksgiving dinners, all the aunts and uncles and cousins gathered around a turkey, fighting over who got to break the wishbone.

            But they had a family now, the BAU family, and Emily didn’t need to spend her holidays alone anymore.  Matt and Kristy were more than happy to set two extra places at their Thanksgiving table, and Emily would get to spend the holiday in a house full of love and laughter and rambunctious kids.  On Thanksgiving Day, they arrived at the Simmons house bearing a pecan pie (Tara’s contribution to the meal) and a bottle of wine (Emily’s contribution).  No sooner had they stepped inside and shed their coats than the five Simmons children came running to the door to greet them.

            “Emily!” David cried, hurling himself against her with a forceful hug that nearly knocked her backwards.

            Tara felt a sticky little hand slip into hers, and she looked down to see Rose’s little face looking up at her expectantly.

            “Come see my turkey picture, Auntie Tara!” Rose said, pulling on Tara’s hand and leading her into the playroom.

            Matt’s mom had flown in from Michigan, and Kristy’s parents had come over early that morning to help with getting dinner ready and wrangling the children.  Her brother and sister-in-law came over that afternoon, bringing two more kids of their own.  When dinner was ready, they all sat down to a long table set for sixteen which was absolutely jam packed with serving dishes of turkey and a whole host of Thanksgiving sides.  It looked like it could feed an entire army.  There’s no way this all gets eaten, Emily thought, naïvely.

            This was unlike any Thanksgiving dinner Emily had ever been to before.  Tara had a big family, but Thanksgiving at Aunt Thelma’s was never this loud, this boisterous, this joyfully chaotic.  Dishes were passed around the table in never-ending cycles, and chatter seemed to come from every direction.  Occasionally someone would knock something over or drop something or spill something, and everyone would leap up from their chairs to clean up the mess.  Jake spilled gravy on Emily’s sleeve, but in all the commotion of the Thanksgiving table, she barely even noticed.  The whole evening was such a whirlwind of food and family and noise that she barely even noticed that they finished off the entire turkey.  No being sent home with a tote bag full of leftovers this time.

            When Tara and Emily finally got back to their quiet, empty house, Emily flopped down on the couch with a happy sigh.  Tara climbed onto the couch and curled up next to her.

            “Mmmm, quiet at last,” Emily said with a slight chuckle.

            “Those kids wore you out, huh?” Tara teased.

            “There’s so many of them!” Emily laughed.

            “You’re the one who wanted a big family Thanksgiving dinner…”

            “I know,” Emily said, “And I loved it.”

            “Good.”

            “But…maybe next year a low-key night to ourselves wouldn’t be so bad, either.”

[ashortdropandasuddenstop]

Wow, 1000 followers?! It's hard to believe how far we've come on this journey together, isn't it? As I sit here and reflect, my heart is overflowing with gratitude and appreciation for each and every one of you who has followed me along the way. I feel so incredibly blessed and lucky to have picked up such a wonderful community of people who share in my passions and interests.

Although I may not be able to personally converse with every single one of you as much as I would like to, please know that I see you all there and your support has not gone unnoticed. Every single like and comment means the world to me and I am so grateful for the connection we have built.

I have to give a special shoutout to my fellow RPers here. You all are some of my absolute favorite people and best friends. The way we are able to escape into these different worlds together is truly a gift and I cherish every moment we spend together. You all are my support system in so many ways and I am honored to call you my friends.

As we continue on this journey, I know that there will be ups and downs and twists and turns. But I hope that we can all stay connected and support each other through it all. I couldn't imagine this journey without each and every one of you and I hope we never lose sight of the bond we have created. Thank you for being a part of my life and for making this journey so special.

@notabirdnotaplane  - to my best friend in the world, you are my sunshine in the morning and the moonlight at night before bed.  I love you more and more with each passing day.  I don't know however I ever lived without knowing you before.  Clark and James are -chefs kiss-  and they live rent free in my brain 24/7!

@manyimaginativemuses  - We've been friends for.. gawd, since I about made this blog!   You've stuck with me through thick and thin and Norristat has become iconic because of you.  Your passion for our ship and the dedication you put into backstory and long standing storylines still leave me in awe. I love you and thank you for sticking by me :)

@hom3land3r   -  What can I say.  James will have me drop everything to reply to your posts.  I hear Homie in every word, ever reaction you post. You light up my dashboard with your presence and I swear if James had a tail it would be wagging when you reply.

@slicinggazelle / @schwartzkatz  - I’ve known you almost as long as I’ve known Carson! If I was to say James has a best friend outside of his adopted brother Theo, it would be Gazelle, followed only by Felicia. Thank you for being my support both IC and OOC , and for playing with me this long! 

@wolfsmuses   -  Thank you so much for giving James the time of day,  D and James well.. They are like a precious old married couple and have a chemistry even Left hand has to notice.  I get super excited for each post.

@killmebutneverinsultme​ - Pirate! My only Sparrow that has stood the test of time! You gave me Sparrington. My OTP. Everything I wanted for James and a bag of chips! I cherish you for this but also for being a real friend when things seemed rocky and dramatic for a bit ,and I can’t thank you enough for sticking with me!

@captainofthepearl - My dear Captain Barbossa, your pet Commodore does so treasure your attention when you are around!  Your animations and Sims Comics make me so happy to see. I want to ask you for a million more , and yammer your ear off all day about my Deckhand Admiral and the Captain but alas!

@phoenixduelist    -  What can I say?  Your character is anything but a mary sue. She's got such deph and personality, shes brutual fury and beautiful grace all in a nutshell as a testiment to the talent of her wonderful creator and I adore you for sticking with me through all my boughts of non-reply.

@tretramonti  -  One of my oldest besties on here! I love you dearly and cherish our Throuple of Norrielric. These three just are precious cinnamon rolls who deserve all the love and sex they can handle. Thank you for always coming back when you do go and I will always follow you forever!

@izzyeffinhands   -   While real life has a tendency to keep us from chatting too often. You above all understand where I'm coming from with a character that lives to fight, and enjoys a good bout of pain. I hope we get to more threads going soon too!

@toodamnloyal / @foxsocunningandfree  -  Shay, where would James be without his little brother?   And in a way, it’s the same for me and our friendship! You’re also one of my oldest friends on here and I thank you so so much for coming back to Theo’s name after your hiatus! I missed you when you were gone. And  @leerofthevinegaroons  - Though we don’t talk as much I’m never letting go of you either!

 @itismissswann   - Sweet Lizzy! My only Norribeth that’s still kicking strong and I want all the sappy, angsty, happy, loving threads with the most canon ship to ever canon!! Thank you for being that Lizzy for me!

@legends-and-savages  - thank you so so soooo much for being my Annie/Starlight. I love her already and can't wait for all these hijinks. James will fall in love with her, I just know it.  You are such a versatile writer and I want a million more threads with you in the future!

@ofmythsandfables - Sweet beautiful Lois has captured Norrington's attention and while I know you lead a hectic life , I do so love your excitement when James gets to reply to you, and I love conversing with you about these two.

@vyrulent   - Oh love,  You’re my Chloe, my Simone, my Lydia.. But so much more. You are such a  lovely, sweet, understanding soul who’s been with me so long I can’t even recall not being friends. I adore you and think we should definitely talk more often!

@itslordnow   - I certainly miss you but totally understand the hectic school/life work balance you’re dealing with and hope to play with you again some time, you are one of the best!

@sixba  -  Thank you thank you thank you for giving this real life FC character a chance. James absolutely loves his lion son and even if we never finish one thread, I will start 100 more with you because this duo is adorable together! You’re definitely a friend that’s stayed with me for years and even if it takes us a while to reply, we aren’t any less excited to play with you!

@cecaelianseawitch​ - We’ve only just met, but already I adore you and your ability to both capture Ursula’s voice and tone but also your ability to adapt to storylines thrown at you ( sorry for that! ) You’re a wonder and I can’t wait to have James do bad things for your sea witch hehehe

@count-v-dracula​ - James misses his master and I my friend.  I know your life is hectic right now, but I will always follow you . So if and when the day comes of your return.. I will be here!

@pyramiscmuses​   -   Your characters always make me happy, even if we aren’t playing together. I love seeing you on my dash and hope we can touch base soon for more threads!

Other RPers that deserve to be mentioned but we haven’t played in a long time: 

@firstlove-thesea  , @sonofirishseas , @sorceressmaralane , @pueraeternuspan , @rumpotdeckhand, @scottishoctopus , @omen-promised @teachthekraken ,   @countlessrealities , @winters-club​

If I have forgotten anyone, I’m sorry, but these are the people that actually reply to me and/or have been with me the longest.

[lumiereandcogsworth]

you may have already talked about this so forgive me buuuuut what were Belle and Adam's reactions to each pregnancy? and their baby's reactions as they joined in on the fun of learning they would be getting siblings?

i have been SO excited to answer this all day. i love pregnancy discoveries/announcements SO MUCH i just think they’re so cute. (i mean, they can certainly be Not Great news, but in otp land!!!! CUTE!!!!) so without further ado, let’s get INTO IT!!

okay for their first baby… gosh i’ve probably written and rewritten this scene twenty different ways over the years. this is the BIG ONE!! the moment they go from a married couple to PARENTS!!! it’s HUGE it’s LIFE CHANGING!! i think about it all the time. and i think after all these years i finally have a scenario that i’m most happy with, that i’d really love to write and sort of insert into my canon, but just haven’t finished yet. and the funny part is that i’ve already written The Conversation™️ i just have to set it up and context and story and all that jazz. but anyway, i think it’d be such a big thing for both of them.

for belle, she really never imagined she’d get to be a mother. and i think the idea of motherhood, in a way, sort of scared her. she LOVES children for sure, but i think growing up in the village with no real prospects, no chance of getting out and being free, the idea of becoming someone’s domestic little housewife and homemaker was just such an awful idea to her. she wanted true love, she wanted a family of her own, but she just didn’t want it to be in that little provincial town with no hope of escape. and marrying someone and having their kids would just tether her there forever. and she wanted more for herself!!

so then, when she marries, idk, THE PRINCE? and becomes THE QUEEN? everything just changes. she’s not just some guy’s little wife. adam would rather die than let that happen. adam believes in her and pushes her to be as incredible as he knows she is. she has so many responsibilities in her role, she’s a freakin powerhouse!!! so when she does end up pregnant, almost a year after they get married, she’s actually quite excited by it. because she Knows she’s so much more than a homemaker. she doesn’t have to compromise herself to be a wife and mother, as she had once feared. she gets to have a baby with the love of her life and still fulfill all her own dreams. she can really do it all, your honor! so, in short, realizing she’s pregnant that first time is exciting and a huge relief knowing this isn’t the end of her life, just another chapter.

for adam it’s more like AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH !!!??!! PANIC PANIC PANIC WORRY WORRY WORRY !!!!!! but i can elaborate further. essentially, adam was never really keen on fatherhood. surprise surprise, having an abusive father and growing up suppressed and bullied and then directionless and scared and all that… didn’t really enthuse him on the idea that he’d be a great parent for any kid. despite that, of course, he did know deep down he would have to have an heir at some point. probably with some random woman who was deemed a politically advantageous match, someone he didn’t care about, the way he didn’t care about anything. but he ignored that prospect as often as possible, the same way he ignored all his other royal responsibilities. BUT! NOW? he Loves his wife……… he loves his wife so much and everything is different now. he’s a changed man now. he’s trying so hard to see the goodness in the world now. everything is brighter and it’s scary but he’s strengthened by her and supported by her and loved by her and… and… she’s pregnant 🥺

i’ve written this scene so many different ways mostly because adam’s reaction is just so… complicated. he wouldn’t be angry but i don’t think he’d be overtly happy either. he’s changed, he’s grown, but “fatherhood” is such a Deeply Rooted issue for him that i think when belle tells him, he just doesn’t even react at first. he knows he loves her and knows, logically, this is a good thing, so he holds her and starts worrying about her and starts processing this great big change in his life. and he fears becoming his father, despite the fact that it’s his mother’s kind heart beating inside him. and belle tells him there is no one else on this earth she’d rather have children with, because no one would ever believe in her the way he does. the way she believes in him. so they have lots of reassuring talks over the course of the pregnancy, and of course, that beautiful day when their first little one finally arrives, it’s just magic 🥹

GAH! first baby euphoria consumes my soul. i could talk about it forever, clearly. but i’ll move on to baby number TWO!

i actually HAVE written this fic of belle telling adam!! it’s a couple years old now so i’m tempted to not link it but it’s still how i imagine it happens in canon so it’s okay. i shan’t cringe at my old writing!! anyway, it’s christmas 1743 when belle tells adam they’ll be spending NEXT christmas with one more little angel than this year 🥰 adam is a lot happier on the second round, now that he’s been a father for a bit of time, now that he’s positively fallen in LOVE with his daughter, he’s more excited to keep growing their family. renée, however, is not even two yet when this is happening, so she really doesn’t have any thoughts about it lmao. HOWEVER, once her baby sister arrives, she is Not enthused by the sudden lack of attention. i’ve written a cute one about that so i’ll link that as well <3 i really want to write the moment renée meets juliette, i think it’d be sort of funny considering how young she was, but i just haven’t gotten around to it. my fic about the day juliette was born is already so hectic for other reasons, so it just didn’t work to write renée into it.

LASTLY!!! LE PRINCE!!!! it’s like you’re in my HEAD bro because just Yesterday i got a cute idea for how this pregnancy may be discovered. (and i have considered multiple possibilities, this is just the latest and greatest). i was imagining perhaps juliette (age 4) comes down with a cold of sorts, so belle’s been taking care of her. then belle starts to feel sick, and she just brushes it off thinking she caught juliette’s bug. but then juliette gets better and belle is still feeling like GARBAGE. and eventually it clicks that it’s because she’s pregnant <3 i think this third one catches them both off guard just a bit because the girls came so quickly one after the other and then it’s been almost five years and nothin??? i mean it’s the 18th century it’s not like they were doing anything to prevent it. (i am aware of 18th century contraception methods but these two definitely were not using them lmao). regardless, when it finally clicks, adam and belle are both just sort of like “oh shit!!!! NICE!!!!” lmao. they had gotten settled in life with their two girlies, but they’re certainly not mad about adding to their number 💖

as far as the girls’ reactions, i would also like to write that some time, but haven’t yet. in general, i think renée (who was very nearly 7) just EXPLODES with a million questions. she’s also very adamant that this baby Must be another girl (spoiler alert: it was not💙) and she’s just in general trying to be as obnoxiously involved as possible. she’s always tossing out name ideas (usually characters from the books she’s reading, but also lots of flower names like chrysanthemum and hyacinth). she also loves putting her hand on belle’s growing bump and asking “what’s the baby doing now??” like 20 times a day. (she loses her mind whenever she feels him kick🥹)

juliette, on the other hand, takes a long time to process it (it’s the autism, but also she’s just younger). but it sort of helps that, at the time, lumiere & plumette were already expecting their second child. so adam & belle could be like “you know how auntie plumette is gonna have a baby soon? well now so are WE!” and juliette’s like “oooooohhhhh 🤔 (doesn’t get it at all).” but when that baby arrives (a lil lad named xavier🥰🧡) juliette gathers what’s going on. that is a BABY. she does like feeling the baby in mama’s tummy move as well, it’s very wild to her. she’s much more quietly curious about her future little sibling than renée is, but she’s just as excited when they do finally meet him. which i HAVE written 🥹🥹🥹

AND, juliette gets the credit for giving her little brother his lifelong nickname. when her parents told her they were naming him maurice, she very quietly replied “hi, reece☺️” and he is forever called reece/reecy by his family and friends henceforth 🩵 (it also helps to differentiate from his beloved namesake grandfather!)

renée isn’t super excited about having a brother instead of another sister, (especially when lumiere and plumette already have TWO boys. (ENOUGH WITH THE BOYS IN THIS GOSH DANG CASTLE!!!😒)) but she does come to love him!! even though he’s annoying as hell!!! but it’s his gotdamn right as the little brother💛

[merlinsbudgiesmugglers]

5. A fic I haven't read yet from you, but I want to: (Tedromeda long fic) 👀 👀 I mean I do want to read it but I’ll gladly wait as much time you want until it’s ready ❤️ I’m looking forward in reading, Blinding White. The summary has me hooked and I can’t wait to get some time to properly sit down and read that story.

15. A question I have about one of your fics: In the fic, The Hard Choice, was it difficult coming up with this moment in particular:

mudblood scratched into his trunk when he arrived in his dorm after being sorted into Hufflepuff, the other first-year boys explaining what it meant with horrified whispers. ‘And whether or not you marry me, the blood that runs through my veins means that I will always have to deal with bullies and bigots.’

I love LOVE LOVE! The way you write Tedromeda, both as individuals and moments with one another. I don’t know why but something with the way you write Ted Tonks going through struggles/pain just squeezes my heart.

When writing scenes/flashback moment like the one I mentioned above, is it difficult to choose a moment. I know that I tend to get stuck when writing fluffy fics and it sometimes feels like I’m forcing words onto paper, but when I’m writing angst it’s like my mind knows what will be the next line before my fingers even type the current line.

As I was looking through your works I realized two things:

1) I need to catch up, you have sooo many great stories and I’m looking forward in reading them. I didn’t realize you have a couple of Romione fics, I’ll definitely check those out! (I’m currently reading your Hannah Abbott fic, Prepared)

2) I noticed I read a lot of your Tedromeda fics because as I was scrolling down the list I could imagine some scenes/lines play out in my mind. It was almost like, YouTube autoplay but so much better! I’m so happy to have stumbled upon your fics here on tumblr because I truly adore your writing. Each Tedromefa fic you write makes me love them more, you have a wonderful talent with writing out scenery and the plot, gentle touches, and don’t get me started with the “staring across from the room” 😍😍😍 so good!

Ted takes a step towards her, needing to be closer to her. ‘I love you.’ Now that he’s said it once, he can’t help but say it again. ‘I’ve loved you for so long that I’ve forgotten how to live without loving you.’ He takes another step, and another, closing the distance between them, reaching for her.— The Hard Choice

🥹🥹🥹

You have such a way with words, this is my favorite line from this fic. It’s like Ted is talking from the deepest and most loving part of his soul to the woman he loves. 😩 if only there were more men like him in the word, life would be more beautiful.

Thank you!! This is so sweet! I actually went back and reread The Hard Choice after you sent this.

So part of my Ted headcanon is that his mum got pregnant to a boy she knew when she was 18, but when she told him he disappeared and left her on her own. So Ted was raised by his mum, but also spent a lot of time with his Nan and Pop (and his Pop was the local doctor, which inspired him to become a healer).

Basically he's been teased and bullied about the circumstances of his birth his entire life, then he goes to Hogwarts and they don't care that his parents weren't married, but they do care about his blood status. So he never removes the mudblood that was scratched into his trunk. It's who he is, he isn't about to let a word make him feel bad about himself.

Ted's confession of love here is also heavily inspired by many of the Austen confessions.

And you're completely forgiven for not realising I have some Romione fics, they do get a bit lost in all the Tedromeda, but they were my first ever OTP, so I'm a little bit fond of them.

[moonmoonthecrabking]

for the otp meme holy ghost and any numbers of your choosing

HI ALI THANK YOU and yk i will choose most if not all of them the brain rot is so real

Who tries to start talking conspiracy theories at 3am in bed rather than sleeping? grace. hear me out. she’s the one who knows the stories about the waylon place. also, if you sub out “conspiracy theories” for “deep theological questions” it’s also grace

Who puts items on the lowest shelf possible to make the other bend over? i want to say horndog grace but she is attracted to his violence and dominance. i feel like she’d place certain items that she doesn’t use *just* too high up so he has to jump or his shirt lifts, but nothing she needs bc that makes her reliant on him and she doesn’t want that.

Who has the the other as a background on their phone? max from like a month into their relationship, grace has a wedding photo as one (the other is still a Bible verse)

Who drunkenly tries to fight a bush? max.

Who leaves cute post-it notes for the other? i don’t think this is either of their vibes

Who falls asleep on the other? max generally, but grace has a couple of times

Who sneaks in candy to the movies? max (“they have it at the counter!” “and it’s overpriced. you told me to ask what would Jesus do…”)

Who sneaks up behind the other and kisses their neck? i don’t think either of them would like being surprised like that honestly!!

Who steals the others fries? grace

Who saves little things from their dates? max

Who always is always cold? grace

Who gets the most competitive? they’re both monsters

Who is the first to bring up marriage? grace, but max is onboard

Who suggests “Netflix and Chill” only to fall asleep before the Chill part? i’m going to be so fr, even in marriage/unraveling her views around sex, i can’t imagine grace setting up a netflix and chill scenario

Who pays for the dates? they either split it or alternate. max initially offers because that’s who he thinks he should be in their relationship, but grace (to me) is pretty egalitarian

Who pulls the other into the closet for a quickie? both, but grace does it more frequently

Who gets overly invested in reality tv shows? i hc max watches reality tv with his siblings

Who fakes being married to get into the other’s hospital room? max. grace cannot lie that well she’ll just break in

Who burnt dinner after having a dance party while cooking? idk if these two Wouldge

Who makes the coffee in the morning so the other can sleep a bit long? grace

thanks!! this was really fun :)

[i4sgwr]

ship ur moots!!

first of all, they’re all married to ME but i suppose i can give them a second option 🙄 /t

i’ve only listed the moots that came to mind immediately/whoever i interact with a lot. i’m sorry if i didn’t add you !! also i’m shipping them w chara’s from our mutual fandoms bc that’s easier on my brain 💀

@requiem626k — Kunikida of course, that’s easy. when i think of the two of you together i immediately imagine a scenario where you’re rambling to him about music & he’s sitting there so in awe, listening intently with a soft smile on his face as he thinks to himself “wow i’m so lucky.” anyway- otp — you guys are adorable <33

@taintedsorrcw — okay so.. idk if this seems outta left field but i wanna say Yuta 🫣 see no bc he’d be more reserved than you (imo) & i think you’d be able to bring out the more chaotic side in him, which is cute. also you’d fluster the hell out of him but it’s not like he’d complain 🙈

@discordkittenjoestar — Jotaro !!! just based off personal hcs, i think you’d be more likely to make him blush than the other way around, and that’s just bc he’s too smitten & gets embarrassed when someone he loves compliments him ❤️‍🩹

@snake-titan — and what if i said Jean 🤨 idk, i think you guys would be hot together, even though idk what you look like, bc those are vibes i’m getting. he’d be soooo smitten, too, c’mon. you make him laugh once & starts planning your wedding — love at first sight moment 🥰

@ofallthingswhythis — does it make sense for me to say Mista ??? i realize i could’ve picked someone else, but i just think the two of you together would be complete chaos in the best way. also you’d throw amazing house parties

@arlertwitch — Armin, obviously, who else ? i could’ve chose literally anyone except Armin just to spite you but i’m not mean 😭 the blonde boy is all yours, my dear, and he wouldn’t have it any other way <33

@stupidlittleangel — ATSUSHI !!! you deserve someone as kind hearted & considerate as him. and he loves you very much, he told me himself 😌

@xttxck — CONNIE! LISTEN! i’m just getting a vibe, firstly. but secondly, the energy between you two ?? it’s giving friends to lovers with a happy ending- i have no further explanation

@poe-daydreams — imagine if i didn’t say Sukuna despite him being your entire brand LMAO. no but fr, you’d be so soft for each other, it makes me wanna rip my hair out. you’d have him so love-struck please 😫❤️‍🩹

@bunnyyamor — i reallyyy wanna give you Sugawara and i have no idea why 😅 i just think you’d be really cute together !! and he’d be grateful to have you bc you’re such a delightful person

@soaringmirror — i was conflicted for a moment but i’ve decided on Chuuya 🤭 lotta lighthearted teasing & endearing touches between you two that one (me) might be jealous of. i can see you both being very cliché romance-y but i find that very very cute

@trueformsukuna — will you get mad at me if i don’t pair you with Sukuna :( ?? (/t). there’s no one else i’d give you babe, dw. (shh i know Poe got him too but that’s okay bc i also have him). you’re literally living together with a cat & everything — you’re adorable & you love each other so much that a stranger could tell just by looking at you which Sukuna would have something to say about that but that’s not important.

@kagejima — Ushiwaka 😎 Ushijima is whipped, that’s all i gotta say. you fluster him like no one else, which should come as a surprise knowing how deadpan he typically is. but !!! he adores you & you adore him & i would like an invite to the wedding :)

[sessakag]

Don't hate me but I want to know your answer to all these:

Get to know my Shipping Preferences & Ships!

Made an ask meme ^ ^

Send me a number!

1. List 3 shipping tropes you love

2. List 3 shipping tropes you don’t love

3. One emotional aspect of a ship that always gets you

4. One physical aspect of a ship that always gets you

5. Multiship or Monoship?

6. Rare pairs or Mainstream?

7. Polyamory or Monogamy?

8. If the ship is physical, reversible or not?

9. Do you always have romantic ships for fandoms?

10. How important is the sexual part (if any) of your ship?

11. Opinion on platonic ships?

12. List 3 ships you currently love

13. List 5 OTPs from past fandoms

14. Opinion on the importance of marriage?

15. Opinion on kids?

NOW, about ONE ship (ships I’ll answer for in the tags!):

16. One thing one character likes about their partner(s).

17. Now one thing that the other character(s) likes about the first chara.

18. Who confessed?

19. How long did they know each other before getting together?

20. Who’s the ship’s biggest in-universe supporter?

21. Any rivals for the ship?

22. Any mutual friends?

23. Have they met each other’s families?

24. What’s ONE conflict they’ve had.

25. What’s ONE way they’ve resolved a conflict?

26. What’s ONE location that’s important to them?

27. What’s ONE object that’s important to them?

28. What’s ONE food/beverage that’s important to them?

29. What’s ONE thing they do in their free time together?

30. What’s ONE thing they do in their free time APART?

31. What’s ONE thing character A might gift their partner?

32. What’s ONE thing character A’s partner(s) might gift back?

33. How would they react to long distance?

34. How would they react to an ex showing up?

35. Describe one date.

36. Describe one example of comforting after a bad day.

37. Describe one reunion after time apart.

38. Describe their ideal home.

39. Describe their first kiss (if any).

40. Describe their first time (if any).

41. Would they have any pets? If so, describe.

42. Would they get married? If so, describe their wedding.

43. Would they have any kids? If so, describe.

44. Give each character a color.

45. Give each character an element.

46. Give each character a Pokemon.

47. Give each character a Hogwarts house.

48. Give each character a super power.

49. Give each character an rpg class.

50. Imagine each character as an animal.

Obvs, some of these I already know your answer but just...please? 😁

Alright! Here we go! 😤

List 3 shipping tropes you love

Trope One: The one night stand that leads to: "oh no I'm pregnant now!". The chaos that follows, the angst and the crazy situation of having to get to know your baby daddy or baby mama a few months before the actual kid pops out is just soooo entertaining to me. Trope Two: Age gaps, preferably older man/younger woman. I am a sucker for an authoritative male, yes there can be younger man that have that Dom energy, but there's just something ridiculously sexy attractive about man a couple years older taking the reins 😤 Trope Three: Toxic relationships/Dark (that may or may not get better). I get tired of reading stories that are all sprinkles and rainbows all the time, sometimes I just want to read some fucked up, dysfunctional shit that can engage the darker emotions rather than one that's continuously reaching for sainthood. I love delicious emotional angst.

Trope One: Gender Bender. No thank you, kindly. Not my thing at all. I've tried them and its like putting my foot in the wrong shoe, lol. I can't immerse myself in the story. Trope Two: Idiots in Love. Now I have a love hate relationship with this, if done right, I enjoy it, but when it gets to the point where its dragging on and on and on, and they're dancing around to the point where I'm getting irritated, yeah, lol, I'm exiting the story. Unfortunately a lot of stories overemphasize the idiots part 😅and omg when it gets to the end and they get a paragraph of actually being together before the story ends 🤬Trope Three: Strong!(insert normally sweet character) This one falls heavily on the strong!Hinata trope. She is usually just turned into a clone Sakura(one of my least fav characters) or RTN Hinata(who I cannot stand!) omg this really irks my soul. For some reason many people think strength = violent, nasty tempers and attitude. That characters, especially female characters, can't be strong without being unnecessarily aggressive and mean. Literally you don't have to do all of that, and it turns me off so freaking quick its not even funny! If you want to develop Hinata's shinobi abilities, do that, you don't have to make her awful to accomplish it.

Angst! For example, confrontations in which one or both characters admit to some wrong doing in the relationship and they have this emotional scene where they either blow up or work through the situation. I live for that!

Usually I'm reading about NaruHina so the physical aspect for me would be Naruto finally getting to experience constant physical contact with another person(Hinata), hugs and kisses, caresses and lovemaking. That gets me every time since he was so deprived growing up. He's not used to that treatment and I love it when he gets absolutely spoiled with physical contact!

This is kind of hard, lol. My core has always been monoship of NaruHina, but that NaruHinaSasu just refuses to leave me be. So I'd say I'm a multiship but with very strict with it. Definitely not a 'anyone can get it' type shipper. Sasuke I can put him with a very select few ladies, but Naruto and Hinata, they get each other and Sasuke, there's no SasuHina only or NaruSasu only, if that makes sense, lol. And putting them with anyone but Sasuke is a hard no. NaruHina, NaruHinaSasu or I don't want it.

I lean more into the mainstream pairings I suppose, most of my ships usually come to fruition, luckily. Though I go hard for the rare pairs of NaruHinaSasu and SessKag.

Polyamory! NaruHinaSasu only. I love my three babies together. If I have to choose a monogamous pairing, it'll always be NaruHina though.

Not really sure what number 8 is asking to be honest 😅 can someone clarify and I'll answer later.

Yes! There is not a fandom that I don't have a romantic ship for. I get bored without romance.

Very! Sexuality is very important to me in general, its like a love language you can only hear through your body, and it reveals hidden away pieces of yourself that only your lover knows about and experiences(in regards to my interpretation of it, I know the world is different) so having them take that step means a lot to me!

They can be fun! I personally ship Hinata/Ino as platonic girlfriends! 🥰I ship NaruSasu as a couple and as platonic ride or die besties for life.

NaruHina. NaruHinaSasu. HinaIno (platonic).

SessKag, EdWin, IchHime, DomonRain, KenshinKarou

I love for my OTP to get married, it's like closing the chapter and starting a new one. Nothing religious or societal norm pressure, just genuinely love seeing a big ass celebration and the exchanging of last names 💞It's so cute seeing the Mrs and Mr. Whatever.

Lots! Fill the whole house up with those little buggers!!

Naruto likes Hinata's kindness! 🥰he really hasn't had anyone that just showered him with kindness until Hina (imo) I love that he has some that wouldn't beat on him, insult him, call him names or make him feel less than in anyway and I know he's got to love that!

Hinata likes Naruto's determination. That guy gets something in his head and he goes for it with everything he's got and then some! He pushes and pushes and moves mountains! Hard not to admire him!🥰

Hinata then Naruto.

Think it was around 15 years-ish? Think in the Last Naruto was 19 and they met when they were like 4 or 5 I think? It was before they went to the Academy, Hinata got lost during Hizashi's memorial and Naruto led her back home.

Sakura. In the Last she was encouraging Hinata a lot and helped talk Naruto through his feelings. That really kick started me tolerating Sakura better. She really was a nice person in the Last, and I liked her a bit during it.

Nope. Not even close.

Konoha 12.

No. Unfortunately. Minato and Kushina would have loved Hinata to pieces though!

Hinata got kidnapped by Toneri.

Naruto beat tf out Toneri for stealing his girl, and Hinata ripped his eyeballs out for messing with her lil sis🥰

Ichiraku Ramen Stand! It was one of the first places that accepted Naruto as a child and it's where he took Hinata on their first date! And though I LOATHE the Boruto series, I did catch a snippet on youtube of him reminissing about their first date happily while out with his brat son Boruto🥰

The Red Scarf! The scarf Hinata made for Naruto was incredibly important to both of them, Naruto especially, he wanted it even though it'd been blown to shreds.

Ramen.

Make beautiful babies 😂still waiting for that third redhead child.

Shippuden wise, they train. idk what Boruto got going on.

Something hand made. Hinata's pretty crafty and she's caring enough to make him something no matter how time consuming.

Flowers. Naruto's unpredictable, but him knowing she likes to press flowers, I can see him doing that.

Fine. They're shinobi after all, they understand that duty calls them away from time to time.

Naruto would act a damn fool 😂mean muggin, poutin and shit. Wrapping himself around Hinata like a damn boa constrictor. He would not be happy and everyone would know it. Jealous Naruto don't gaf. Hinata would probably feel a bit insecure. She's always had low self esteem thanks to daddy dearest, but I think as long as the ex didn't overstep she'd be fine and cordial.

[wherefancytakesme]

Salty Ask List

What OTPs in your fandom(s) do you just not get?* /W/anDom! It just feels really heteronormative to me, and the art I’ve seen looks far too lovey-dovey for those two.

Are there any popular fandom OTPs you only BroTP?* /S/ylander. Wander and Sylvia are one of the very few male/female duos that are really close purely as friends. It should honestly stay that way, if not just to show how close you can be to your friends too. Also /S/keleton Dance. Wander is asexual af to me.

Have you ever unfollowed someone over a fandom opinion? Nope, I only follow crew and art blogs. But I’ve defs blocked artists who were homophobic.

Do you have a NoTP in your fandom? Are they a popular OTP?* /B/lack Eye. I just think of those two as they gayest of all 5 mains, so there’s no way I could possibly be comfortable imagining them together.

Has fandom ever ruined a pairing for you?* I almost had Sylava ruined for me. Almost. Because of... uh... a certain someone I think we all remember.

Has fandom ever made you enjoy a pairing you previously hated?* I started coming around to Tumblesquid. It counteracts with my headcanon, but I love the idea of Wander being subtly married to Jeff the whole time.

Is there anything you used to like but can’t stand now?* I didn’t mind WOY nsfw before, but now all it ever is is Dominator or one of the female characters made to look sexier than they are. People who think Dominator’s hot should actually take a look at the series as a whole, dammit. It’s good.

Have you received anon hate? What about?* Nope! I don’t allow asks.

Most disliked character(s)? Why? Lil’ Bits maybe? She’s a little gimmicky for me as a villain. At least Awesome is fun to hate... Sort of, lol.

Most disliked arc? Why? The arc that got teased in The Robomechabotatron, but ONLY because we never got a 3rd season to develop it. Now it just looks like, “Haha jk we’ll never team up again, we learned nothing.”

Is there an unpopular character you like that the fandom doesn’t? Why? The only I can think of are the sexy princesses from The Hot Shot. I think it’s funny that the staff wanted to joke about Disney princesses who are conventionally attractive and look nothing like their cartoony fathers.

Is there an unpopular arc that you like that the fandom doesn’t? Why? I guess no one’s a big fan of Hater crushing on Dominator, but while it IS a little typical, I really loved watching Hater be a dork when we know that Dominator WILL NEVER LOVE HIM.

Unpopular opinion about XXX character? Dominator’s not that hot? Just because she has an hourglass figure doesn’t make her automatically attractive. That said though, I’m not usually into those types anyway. Goth OR femme fatale.

Unpopular opinion about your fandom? Are there any opinions on us at all? We’re so small, haha. Um, I guess that we’re more determined than some think. I bet Disney’s like, “Look, see? They’re quiet now, they forgot about #SaveWOY just like we thought”. Bitch nah.

Unpopular opinion about the manga/show? Um, the old dA beta comics? Um, I guess I don’t like beta Sylvia. Maybe everybody didn’t like what a buzzkill she was, but I also found her super ugly.

If you could change anything in the show, what would you change? I’D GIVE IT A THIRD SEASON, OF COURSE.

Instead of XYZ happening, I would have made ABC happen… Instead of only getting queer rep past with little jokes, I’d put in as much blatant rep as possible. WOY’s in space, there’s no such thing as human sexuality/gender standards.

Does not shipping something ‘popular’ mean you’re in denial and/or biased? In denial, not really. Biased, it depends on the situation.

What is the one thing you hate most about your fandom? That it’s getting smaller and smaller.

What is the purest ship in the fandom? Demurra and Drake! That’s canon, but still. They are so healthy and wholesome and defy all expectations!

What are your thoughts on crack ships? They’re usually pretty fun, purely for the sake of messing around with characters that would never interact.

Popular character you hate? Awesome. I just... wanna friggin’ curb stomp him whenever he’s onscreen. (But I do like watching him get wrecked.)

Unpopular character you love? Was there ever anyone unpopular? Frederick the worm faded into obscurity pretty quick I guess, but I still love thinking about him and Ryder teaming up and the latter working out his issues through the former.

Would you recommend XXX to a friend? Why or why not? OF FUCKING COURSE I WOULD! Who the hell DOESN’T support SaveWOY?!

How would you end XXX/Would you change the ending of XXX? Oh no, I ain’t touchin’ that one. All I want is to know the intended ending. THEN I will tell you what I might have wanted.

Most shippable character? Wander, dude. He’s the fandom’s shipping bicycle. But for me personally, I ship Peepers with most everybody. Everyone male at least.

Least shippable character? Brad. He’s eventually happily married, but the dude did not deserve anyone before then. And I mean, now that he IS married, he’s off the market anyway.

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For the question meme: Mercedes (FE:3H) or Olivia (FE:A) ?

002 | Mercedes von Martritz from Fire Emblem: Three Houses

How I feel about this character: I like her arc, when it is fully played out via Byleth supports, of recognizing that her passivity, which once had its use in mitigating the harm that was done to her in situations where she was being abused, has now become a hindrance to her and that she has to be more proactive in going for the life she wants.

All the people I ship romantically with this character: Right now, I’m not certain that I actually ship anyone romantically with Mercedes. I think that right now, I find her story more resonant if she manages to make a life for herself where she doesn’t really need to get married. In non-Crimson Flower routes, this can only really be accomplished by taking religious orders, but I like to imagine that everything feels just fine to her when she gets to spend her whole life never getting married.

My non-romantic OTP for this character: Annette, and if we’re counting DLC, Constance as well.

My unpopular opinion about this character: I have no idea how popular or unpopular this is, so this could be a hot take or it could be that nobody cares, but I think I do head canon Mercedes as aro.

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: More focus on her in Crimson Flower. We as a fandom have gone round and round about how there are a bunch of characters who could have had really interesting arcs on Crimson Flower, but it bears repeating that Mercedes is one of them.

my OTP: see above

my cross over ship: also see above

a headcanon fact: The voice she puts on is not Mercedes’s natural register. Mercedes’s natural voice is, while not particularly deep, a lot deeper than what we usually hear out of her mouth. She has put on a lighter, higher voice than is natural to her as a tool to make those who might hurt her consider her less as a potential threat to them. Also, this is more related to House Martritz in general than Mercedes herself, but when we got the new flavor text from Three Hopes, and House Martyn was described as a newly-established barony that hadn’t had any real opportunities to distinguish itself yet, I thought “Ahh, so you’re the ones who got House Martritz’s lands after it was dissolved.” Before, I had thought that Martritz territory had probably been absorbed into another house’s lands, but with Martyn’s name being so similar to Martritz, I envision them as a branch family of Martritz which, after Baron Martritz died, successfully petitioned the crown to name them his heirs instead of his unborn child (Mercedes), and booted Mercedes’s pregnant mother out to move themselves in instead. Also, a third fact, also not about Mercedes, but I’m talking about it because I think it’s a funny coincidence. So, I gave Mercedes’s mother a name in a fic I wrote in September 2019. I originally intended to name her Constance, but decided to pick another name that was more etymologically similar to her children’s, and wound up with Constanza. So in continuities where Constance von Nuvelle exists, I head canon her as being named after Mercedes’s mom.

002 | Olivia from Fire Emblem: Awakening

How I feel about this character: I like her. Honestly, I don’t think about Olivia too much.

All the people I ship romantically with this character: Frederick.

My non-romantic OTP for this character: Her Maribelle support is cute.

My unpopular opinion about this character: Like I said, I don’t think about Olivia too much as a character, so I’m going to write something gameplay-related instead. Don’t be afraid to class her away from Dancer. I do this with Azura, too. It’s fun to explore different classes with your dancers as appropriate, and Olivia is no exception: Swordmaster!Olivia and Falcon Knight!Olivia are both stupid fun.

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: This is the most basic thing imaginable, but we all know what it is: please, for the love of god, give her enough time to actually form supports with Chrom before they get married.

my OTP: I don’t really have one, but I do like her with Frederick. Not a whole lot of support chains with potential romantic conclusions actually show signs of romantic feelings before the S-support, but I thought those were there in their A-support.

my cross over ship: I liked her interactions with Xander in Warriors. It’s good for making Laslow/Inigo sweat.

a headcanon fact: She does sword dances from time to time.

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If you guys wanna know more about Spain and Clov’s dynamic it’s literally just Kazehaya and Sawako from Kimi ni Todoke

Literally i could ramble on and on about how they are the same because OMG THE PART WHERE SAWAKO STAYED AWAY FROM KAZEHAYA BECAUSE SHE THOUGHT SHE WOULD BRING DOWN HIS POPULARITY?? HELLLO I CAN SO SEE SPACLOV IN THIS

Also Kazehaya is just Spain i mean did you see when Kazehaya fell to his knees bc Sawako smiled at him that is SOOO SpaClov coded.

Anyway. Other ships that remind me of SpaClov:

- Shima and Mitsumi from Skip and Loafer AAUGHHH THESE TWO ARE SOSOSOSOOOO CUTEEE

The mfking “so dazzling and so far away” broke me i am dying (i think it is so Clov coded because she literally sees Antonio like her sun soooo)

Also the part where Mistumi gets mad at Shima for skipping(haha get it bc skip and loafer im so funny) school and she imagines him as a gangster and gets scared that was so funny. Clov would totally do that too. Also Shima and Spain are both himbos and i find that very funny. Mistumi is a bit extroverted but her whole determination thing is just like Clov fr (she’s just Clov but extroverted)

-KAITO and MEIKO THESE 2 HAVE BEEN MY OTP FOR 6 YEARS THEY ARE MY LIIIGHTTT

First off, girlboss and malewife. Literally SpaClov. Ik Clov is the blue one and Spain is the red one so it’s like Kaimei…but the colours are swapped… you could also say nyo SpaClov !! Idk man Kaimei are just married couple goals okay

Also am I the only one that thinks Spain sounds like KAITO please please PLEASEE I CANT BE THE ONLY ONEEEE

I don’t really have much to say about the personalities since vocaloids don’t really have those and its up to interpretation but idk i just like kaimei

Anyway I should sleep goodnight my unfortunate mutuals who read all of this (i love you guys even though we don’t talk…but please if youre a mutual and you do wanna talk just hit me up!!)

[sohmiya]

I’ve had some of these Miko x Evren hcs in my head for days soo naturally I have to slide in your inbox, hope you don’t minddd:

Since you reblogged a gifset, in my head they’re our ‘Starstruck’ ‘Jessica Olsen x Christopher Wilde’ kinda otp <3

So you have a peak meet-cute for Miko and Ev; her having no clue who he is and being all smug about her Miko’s dance cover to his song when they meet. so I hc that after, Ev starts following Miko on social media to see her dance covers, but follows her from a private account so she doesn’t know it’s him.

I always think that Ev’s mind blown by how flexible Miko is, not even in a sexual way but just in a ‘how the actual fuck can someone do that??’

Ev genuinely liking the fact that Miko doesn’t know him as some famous superstar/model—like of all the things to attract him to someone, that’s it.

^ but before getting together I think he’d really worry and stress about Miko finding out fake scandalous stuff about him that changes her perception of him.

Fast-forward to their relationship, after a lot of persuasion, I expect Ev to hop on these coupley TikTok trends and before like award/fashion shows they go to together, I see Miko and him doing videos like this and this to show their outfits (<- especially the second one w/ Ev just admiring Miko)

If Miko asked Evren more than once to teach her guitar then he’d literally buy her a brand new one, ask her to name it, probably have it at his penthouse and say it’s hers so she can practice with it whenever she wants.

At home dates because Evren realises that his fame can be intimidating to Miko.

Hugs with the occasional playful tap on the bum

Evren doing the rich boy stuff like renting out a dance studio for Miko to use whenever she likes, but also gifting her tickets to dance shows regularly.

Him asking Miko what she thinks of a particular song he’s writing because he knows she just won’t say ‘oh, it’s great’, he genuinely trusts her opinion.

I imagine the media realising they’re in a relationship, and the media being them, they’d probably link Evren to someone else.

^ And whilst Evren’s reading or smth Miko would probably end up saying “I think [insert celebrity] fancies you” “right…okayyy” “that’s all you’ve got to say?” and Evren’s all invested in his book but looks up and says “It’s probably bullshit, but even if it’s true I’ve only got eyes for you, Sanada. I’ll remind you of that everyday.”

Ev realising that Miko is the best escapism from his famous career, especially whilst he’s on tour. Even more so when the media are being particularly difficult. And that’s evident when he texts her at stupid o’clock when he’s feeling anxious.

Ev wearing Inter City jerseys with Miko’s name on the back…but at some point realising that Acevedo on her football jerseys would look cool too, so in his head he’s thinking “gonna marry her one day.”

^ okayyy, I don’t know Miko’s thoughts on marriage, but I hc that if/when Evren has these thoughts he goes to Cypress and has this heart to heart with him and says “you’re my best friend and I value your opinion, do you think I’d be a good person to marry?” (<- because self-doubt!)

A sweet and genuine interviewer asking Ev about his relationship with Miko and Evren having the sweetest Cheshire cat grin when he gets to talk about her.

Annnddd, Ev rolls his eyes but he’s all loved up soo this!!

you calling them OUR starstruck otp makes me so 😭😭😭 but no fr when i reblogged that gifset my immediate thought was i wish i made miko a hater LMAO

Ev starts following Miko on social media to see her dance covers, but follows her from a private account so she doesn’t know it’s him

EVREN IS SO UGHHHHH my love for him just 📈 i just know he’s also the type to make a stan account for his lover

especially the second one w/ Ev just admiring Miko

🧎🏻‍♀️ i am so weak for him istg

okok but miko is ALWAYS on tiktok. like she’s either doing dance covers or that trend where she’s like doing a 360 of her fit so like given how famous evren is, the moment something’s going on between him and miko it’s just a matter of time until both of their fandoms start making theories and like i imagine ev and miko doing a hard launch on tiktok JDHSJSJSJ

and i can 100% imagine evren constantly leaving flirty comments or “😍😍😍” “🥵🔥” under her posts like you two pls GET A ROOM

If Miko asked Evren more than once to teach her guitar then he’d literally buy her a brand new one, ask her to name it, probably have it at his penthouse and say it’s hers so she can practice with it whenever she wants.

miko is so spoiled. that should be me 😭😭😭 no cause i legit still think about that guitar drabble like i haven’t known peace since

Hugs with the occasional playful tap on the bum

GODDDDDD not a want but a NEED!!!!!!!!!!!!

also the dates 🥹🥹🥹🥹 and omg evren renting a dance studio just for miko :(((((( no cause like i know evren would be teasing her like “i heard you can do ballet. teach me” but they’d also start goofing around and do something like this

i saw this on pinterest a while back and the only reason i can’t add it to ev’s section is because idk if he would even TRY to do a split HDHSJSJSK

Ev genuinely liking the fact that Miko doesn’t know him as some famous superstar/model

And whilst Evren’s reading or smth Miko would probably end up saying “I think [insert celebrity] fancies you” “right…okayyy” “that’s all you’ve got to say?” and Evren’s all invested in his book but looks up and says “It’s probably bullshit, but even if it’s true I’ve only got eyes for you, Sanada. I’ll remind you of that everyday.”

okokokokokokok this is literally one of my favorite parts about their relationship and i didn’t realize how well they go together like we already know that miko only knows evren at best as her coach’s son. like all he was to her was a nepo baby 😭 but evren being so vocal about what he likes about miko is just…. what she needs. like if there’s one thing she needs from evren, it would be that i think. she trusts him and she’s generally not insecure but she sees the celebrities being linked to him and they’re everything she’s not so hearing evren tell her he only wants her is just UGH her heart would go whoosh actually and she’d feel herself fall in love with him again and again each time 🥹💓

also “I’ve only got eyes for you, Sanada.” is the hottest thing ever i am on my knees

OH and when evren’s on tour, miko always keeps track of which city or country he’s in so she can look up the time zones and no matter how big the time difference is, she always waits for his texts to let her know the concert’s done and they’ll text or video call for HOURS and if it’s already super late for miko, evren would probably say something like “don’t you have training tomorrow?” “correction. it’s later” “my dad’s gonna kill you” “i’ll just tell him i was talking to you” “then he’ll kill me” dhdjssjsjsk and like afterwards i think miko would scroll on tiktok for a few minutes just to see if anyone’s posted anything from evren’s show hehe

at some point realising that Acevedo on her football jerseys would look cool too, so in his head he’s thinking “gonna marry her one day.”

ALSO WHAT 😭😭😭😭😭 i gasped cause i literally thought headcanons like this would be more up cy’s alley

“you’re my best friend and I value your opinion, do you think I’d be a good person to marry?”

i need to know cy’s answer and it better be an instant yes 😤 sjdjskska ok but now i can’t stop imagining ev and miko getting engaged and cy congratulates them and tells evren “see? i told you” and miko just looks at two of them like “what did you tell him?” 😭😭😭

ALSOOOOO !!!!!!! imagine miko’s first game in her acevedo jersey and the camera pans to evren and he’s all smiley and lovesick holding his hand up to show his wedding ring then the camera moves to javier who just playfully rolls his eyes because now he’s not just miko’s manager but also her father in law and he’s already preparing himself because he already knows he’s gonna be asked about it in the press conference after the game JDJSKSJA

A sweet and genuine interviewer asking Ev about his relationship with Miko and Evren having the sweetest Cheshire cat grin when he gets to talk about her.

STOPPP if miko is in the room during the interview they would 10000000% make eye contact before ev answers the question 😭😭😭😭😭😭

AND I WAS NOT EXPECTING THE BARBIE DANCE COVER SHSJAKDJAJSJA evren acting all 🙄 but i just know he’d serve cunt!!! and pls i’m thinking about miko’s caption going from “just missing a partner” to “finally found a partner” UGHHHH IM BLUSHING like the development 🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼