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park jimin fic rec list (Ⅲ)

woah it really has been a long time since i posted but i am so glad to be back and to get back into reading i saw so many of my favourite authors have updated and i am beyond excited to start this journey again but in the mean time here's jimin rec list as promised it was so exciting finishing this list cause i got so nostalgic making it and reading all the old fics i had on my reading list ughhh i just loved it so much and it got me back into the swing of things and i cant wait to make more lists, i do have another jjk list ready and i will post it the day after tomorrow so i hope you enjoy this one and don't forget to show all the love and support in the world to these amazing authors they work so hard to create these fics for us and they deserve endless praise and love for the commitment and generosity they have so please do leave them a comment, heart or reblog a small comment can go a long way here and can make someone smile even bigger so dont don't shy away from making someone happy... as usual you guys know this fics i recommend contain smut so minors don't interact you will be blocked... i really do love hearing from you guys so if you do have a little fic you are super into right now and you just want to rant about how amazing it is feel free to send me an ask 😊🖤

a- angst s- smut f- fluff

series

plot twist by @xpeachesncream f s a

↳ jimin isn’t interested in fake dating, but he’s definitely interested in getting to know someone the right way. after all, he feels like he’s ready to put himself out there and give it all he’s got. so, he takes a risk in trying something completely out of his comfort zone and hops on the new, popular dating app - only to come across and get to know someone he didn’t expect to meet.

a remedy for mondays by @dovechim s

↳ all you wanted was just one day off work. but for that to happen, you need to invent a plausible reason. and then somehow, somewhere along the way, things get out of hand, and now people think you’re having a baby with your co-worker Park Jimin after a one-night stand. confused? join the club.

it’s okay, that’s love by @/dovechim f s a deals with deep subjects

↳ People are constantly making some kind of connection with each other- be it friendship or romance. But human bonds always lead to messy complications; commitment, sharing, driving people to the airport, letting them get up close and personal with the darkest parts of ourselves. And sure- it’s scary as hell to watch them cross those boundaries you’ve so meticulously drawn, but it’s okay, because that’s love.

so it goes by @/dovechim f s

↳ Park Jimin knows a lot about humans. of course he does, he studies them for a living. he knows that they say hello by holding hands, and when they say goodbye, they put their arms around each other. but this particular human, he notes, is unlike the rest- stuck in a slump, going about your day praying for the Universe to stage an intervention in the form of an alien abduction. when he decides to finally fulfil your wishes, he finds that you have a little something to teach him about what it means to live life on Earth the way you do: ugly crying, underwear and all. in return, he shows you the possibilities that abound if you simply adopted their mantra: everything is beautiful, and nothing hurts.

love again by @taestefully-in-luv f s a

↳ A friend of yours is eager to introduce you to her new man but what happens when Park Jimin, the man who broke your heart 5 years ago walks in through the door?

the other woman: the seduction and the illusion by @namjooningelsewhere f s a

↳ No one told you being the other woman would never be easy, No one told you that his love would be two sides to a same coin. No one told you he came to you because you were his escape to his demons. No one told you he would always call you his, but he would never be yours. And most importantly no one told you, He never loved you because you dont destroy the people you love.

FUTURE HEARTS by @jungblue f s a ft. jjk

↳ It was everything, from his tattoos, to his touches, to the way sweat rolled down his neck as he strummed into his guitar on stage; everything about him completely enthralled you. So why are you now, two and a half years later, on a train to Seoul, telling a complete stranger the recollection of how you became fated to forever have scars on all of your future hearts due to the happiness, but most of all the pain, that came along with falling in love with Jeon Jungkook. 

after the applause by @foxymoxynoona

↳ Jimin doesn't know how he would have made it this far after the shattering of his world without the support of his thoughtful, generous, helpful neighbor. Hanbyul has lived next to hottie Jimin and his adorable daughter for years now, long enough to remember the wife he was so devoted to and lost far too young. With each safely ensconced on their side of the brick wall of the Parks' grief, it will take an enterprising little scientist to set the stage for a second chance at love.

saved by @to-star-lake s a

rockstar au deep subjects read warnings

midnight memories by @hobipaint f s a

↳ there's drunk habits, and then there's drunk mistakes. What do you call meeting your friend - no, ‘former friend’ - at a bar, getting drunk with him and sleeping- 'accidentally' - with him? especially when everyone already knows that you stay away from him as much as the day does from night?

Easy. You forget about it.

heartbreak chronicles by @sugaxjpg s

↳ Park Jimin had it all — good grades, a place as the soccer team’s captain and, more than that, the broken hearts of at least half the campus’ population. Though, one thing he did not have was someone willing to break his heart and, after you were dragged inside a miraculous plan to play that part, the last thing counted on was the preposterous idea that, perhaps, you could fall for him as well. 

drifting by@hongcherry f a

↳ After being assigned different partners for your midterm routine, your and Jimin’s relationship starts to deteriorate when you both begin spending more time away from each other and with your assigned partners instead.

growing pains by @taleasnewastime f s a

↳ Growing up the daughter of the boss of a gang is never easy, but normally the problems are around being given too many responsibilities, or the risk of being connected to a gang leader, or wanting to escape but not being able to. But you’ve got a different problem, you want more responsibility, want to be like your brother who’s been named heir, want a role in the family gang. Your whole life you’ve been denied what you want, being born a female seemingly your main issue; perceived as weak, naïve, trying to step above your station. But as unsupportive and dismissive as your family is, there is always the bright light that is Jimin; the boy you love but can never have.

tuqburni by @solastia f s a ft.myg

↳ You’ve spent two years building a life with Yoongi who you loved more than anything in the world. Now, his ex-boyfriend Jimin is back in the picture, and Yoongi begs you not to make him choose between the two of you, offering the choice of a polyamorous relationship. Though your heart is shattered, you agree.

stardust by @venusjeon f a

↳ struck by your beauty, Jimin begs to paint you naked behind the world's back so as not to stain your influential family—his patrons—with scandal.

drift by @snackhobi f s

↳ You used to think that there was nothing better than the sensation of coming first place. However, your rival- the talented, gorgeous, dangerous Park Jimin- is more than happy to prove you wrong.

the deli diaries by @jimlingss f

↳ Working at a grocery store deli is absolutely unbearable (and you’re also perfectly aware of how dramatic you are). But it seems like something, or rather, someone might make the job a bit more manageable.

best of me by @xotoosweet f a

↳ when he tells the story of how he met you in a few years, he'll claim that it was meant to be. you'll laugh and call it a coincidence. it was a coincidence that on the first day of summer semester, he decided to go on a run (though he claimed he always ran in the mornings). it was a coincidence that he chose a less traveled path in the university arboretum that morning. and it was definitely a coincidence that you were there, sitting on the rail of the river bridge.

the ten days of ex-mas by @kpopfanfictrash f s a

↳ Three months following the worst break-up of your life, you finally feel ready to start moving on. The world, it seems, has other ideas when you pick up the phone and find your ex-boyfriend calling.

strip by @yoonia f s a

↳ Summary | Everything you have done has always been about surviving life and raising your child on your own. Having someone else caring about you was the last thing you had expected. Especially when that someone is the same man you have watched performing every night on stage and secretly admired. But will he run the moment he finds out about your little secret waiting at home?

falling by @/yoonia s a

↳ For Park Jimin, you are everything he will ever need—his assistant, his housekeeper, his task runner, his fairy godmother. For you, he is more than everything. You have dedicated your life for him and, before you even realised it, your heart belongs to him alone. The only problem is that he is never yours, and you are living in a world that your love for him is nothing more than a fairytale ending. As you are suddenly given a chance to wake up and face the real world, will you be ready to embrace it? Will he be ready to deal with the world without you in it?

wrapped around by @jjkfire ft. kth f s a

↳ Freshman year was a mess and sophomore year doesn’t seem to be looking too good either. You know boys like them are no good for you but maybe they’re just your kind of type

baby, baby by @hobiwonder f s a

↳ When you’ve run out of savings to continue on to the last semester of your Bachelors - you take an unorthodox route. Helping a desperate couple have a child and getting paid for it? Heck yeah. But what do you know - it wasn’t as easy as it sounds.

love at first touch by bagelswrites (ao3)

↳ The first time you meet your soulmate, it leaves a bruise on both of you at the point of contact. From then on, your body begins rejecting any sustenance other than the touch of your soulmate. The trick is, the bruises take a few hours to appear, so you have to figure out who you've touched and find them before you starve to death. But once you do, all you ever need is them. So what happens if you're an idol and you meet your soulmate at a fan event?

our little family by @nightbts f a

↳ you were living a simple life filled with simple dreams; combining your two most loved things in life, children and teaching, you were starting out your career as a teacher at the local pre-school. but little did you know, how one child and her very special father, would change your simple life into something extraordinary

one-shot 35

brand new eyes by @missgeniality s

↳ Jimin’s eyes had potential to ruin you, and tonight you test the damage.

waves by @shina913 s

↳ It's Valentine's Day and your boyfriend decides to spice things up with a little surprise for you.

failure to communicate by @gukslut s

↳ Enemies to Lovers/ College AU

physical by @ppersonna f s

↳ you cant seem to escape the sexy fitness instructor that seemingly is everywhere you turn. it’s enough to make you irrational.

good for you by @candlewaxandp0lar0ids s

↳ Jimin can’t help the way he drowns himself in you. Why should he anyway?

ho-ho-home by @jjungkookislife s a

↳ Golden neighbor extraordinaire, Park Jimin, is (unintentionally) stealing your spotlight this holiday season. Despite your one sided rivalry with him, all Jimin wants is for you to remember him, to remember your past and hopefully create a future with you.

100km/hour by @chateautae s

↳ what exactly happens when you and your friends have to pile into one car for the ride home after an insane halloween party, and you find yourself sitting in park jimin’s lap? especially when he’s dressed as an angel, and you’re in the sluttiest devil costume ever?

what it's like by @jimilter s

↳ You’ve always heard great tales about how good the infamous fuckboy on campus, Park Jimin, is in bed, and wondered if there could be any truth behind these claims when the guy looks like an angel with his cheruby cheeks and precious smiles. So when a new gossip starts to circulate about how ‘hard he hits’, you have had enough of the suspense and decide to finally sample him yourself.

feel your touch by @/jimilter f s a

↳ You have always known yourself to be a sexual switch in bed, flipping between exercising and submitting control according to different situations and partners. And this camboy you are addicted to, one that seems to kinda reciprocate your interest, submits so beautifully that you just want to command him. But when things progress to levels you never anticipated, you end up discovering pleasant surprises that might just change your life.

the prince’s cinderella syndrome by @/jimilter f s a ft jjk

↳ He shows up at Halloween, every year, dressed the same, and leaves at midnight like some Cinderella. You would think he was a prankster if his eyes didn't look like they contained all the sadness in the world. You don't know him - no one on campus does. You don't know why he appears only once a year. You don't know why he never smiles. But you can't help falling in love with him. Even if he breaks your heart when he abandons you at midnight, again.

scream your panties by @opaljm s a

↳ As your midterms have ended and Halloween has arrived, you are looking forward to a pleasant time relaxing and enjoying the festivities at your sorority and Jimin’s frat houses. Luck is not in your favor, though, because things keep going wrong like a trail of dominoes falling – the only upside to your slowly deteriorating day being that you get to end it with your boyfriend’s delicious self between your legs.

first snow, last kiss by @taeshobipop f s a

↳ He broke your heart four years ago; the old loving memories of your time together now tainted by pure betrayal. Yet in the haze of new snow, after returning home for the first time, the moments you had once convinced yourself were nothing but a lie, reveal themselves to be otherwise.

antifreeze by @winetae s

↳ Jimin participates in the school’s adaption of The Nutcracker for extra credit but doesn’t expect his new dance partner to a) be this bad at dancing and b) be this fucking cute

what she likes by @untaemedqueen f s

idol au husband au marriage au

only you by @personasintro f s a

↳  you’ve been always there for your best friend, even when he became a single dad 

sucker by @/personasintro s a

↳ You wish you'd pay more attention to Jimin. Like, how his eyes kept changing color. How cold his skin was, too unrealistically to be natural. Or one second, he flashed you with his sharp canines and the next one he didn't have any. How much he craved for you, but not the way you thought he was.

please, lie to me by @ressjeon s a

↳ "centuries of loyalty vs. only months of fucking, how could you miscalculate?"

summer synchrony by @seokkgenie f s a

↳ childhood friends to lovers

neon seoul @readyplayerhobi f s a

↳ It the city of New Seoul, another homicide isn’t newsworthy but instead just a statistic. But when the son of the mayor is murdered in an alley in a shady part of the city? Then it’s important. You and your partner, Detective Park Jimin, are given the honour of investigating the crime. Will you find out who killed him? Or will you fail?

serendipity by @btsracket s a ao3

↳ It's serendipitous. Jimin braces for darkness but finds his light instead.

the boyfriend concept by @/kpopfanfictrash s

↳ Win a Date with a Porn Star! You saw the sign when you walked in, of course, but you had no idea your friend dropped your name into the raffle. Fast-forward to later that day, when you actually win. You are horrified, of course, with no intention of accepting and setting yourself up for embarrassment. But then you meet Jimin, and decide this might be worth a shot.

Lovely Demons by @/kpopfanfictrash s a

↳ As penance for a crime committed long, long ago, the Witch Council banished you to the feared Tholoss forest. Your sentence was one hundred thousand days of solitude – or death, whichever came first. Your only hope of salvation comes from the demon names routinely sent your way; creatures who escape the inner circles of Hell and pose a threat to the mortal realms. For each demon you kill, days are removed from your sentence. For years you’ve existed, biding your time, until one morning you receive a name which throws your entire world into chaos: the name of Park Jimin, High Prince of Hell himself.

blue blood by @joonbird s a

↳ “Prince Jimin was born with blue blood. His coronation is rapidly approaching, but there are two requirements he must fulfil before becoming a king. He must have the skills to fight in battle, and he must have a Queen with blood as blue as his. You, a member of the royal guard, are assigned to teach Jimin the ins and outs of combat. You are not scared of death, of blood, or of battle. What you are scared of however, is falling in love with Jimin, the one man your blood decrees you can never have.”

i want to be with you by @oddinary4bts f s a

↳ moving to Seoul has always seemed like a good idea, until the bubble bursts when you realize your new neighbor is Park Jimin, and he's not the sweet angel you've always imagined him to be. Will the reality of Park Jimin forever be a nightmare, or will he turn into a sweet dream?

locked in love by @parkmuse f s a

↳ Getting locked in the mall on Christmas eve isn’t ideal, but getting locked in the mall with your brothers best friend that you haven’t seen in a while? Well, it might have been alright if you didn’t have feelings for him.

peaches and cream by @snackhobi s

↳ you wouldn’t mind your cute neighbour being such a shameless fuckboy if a) the walls weren’t so thin and b) he didn’t seem intent on adding you as another notch in his bedpost. 

reset by @/dovechim s

↳ We are made of the pieces of what we remember, and we hold in ourselves the hopes and fears of those who love us. As long as there are memories to call our own, there can be no true loss. But Park Jimin has no such privilege. 

the dark side of the moon by @/dovechim s

↳ falling in love at first sight is cliche, not until it happens to you on a dark night in a lonely alley. but you’re only human, while Park Jimin is Alpha of his pack; it could never work out. so you resort to pining for him like a wolf howling at the moon, but when Jimin goes feral, that’s when everything changes. 

Unconditionally by @kstopping s a

↳ Jimin constantly torments you. But you love it.

Instinct by @evangelene f a

↳ A lost child appears into your life only to bring you closer Jimin–a man that you’d thought you’d hated once upon a time. Now all you want is to be there for the child, and maybe his father–but only if his mother gets the hell out of the way.

eternal sunlight by @kidguk f s a

↳ “college and soulmate au where the first words your soulmate will say to you are tattooed on your wrist. jimin thinks he met his soulmate exactly four months after he met and fell in love with you. you can’t explain your attraction or your feelings toward him, even though technically you’re meant to be with other people. taehyung and jungkook helpfully suggest that the universe might be glitching.”

foul play by @kimvtae f s a

↳ Everyone loves a good rivalry, and the students at your university are no exception. Unluckily for you, the rivalry of the decade is between yourself and a furiously irritating Park Jimin. A top gymnast and a basketball star shouldn’t cross paths, but Jimin makes his way into your heart before you can put a stop to it.

lost and found by @/kimvtae s a

↳ The only thing bigger than Park Jimin’s ass is his ego. After one too many scandals, after one too many mornings stumbling back to the dorms drunk or ruining the reputations of other idols, Jimin is given an ultimatum: complete a rehabilitation program in America or leave Bangtan.

if we were a movie by @/kimvtae f s a

↳ Friends with benefits never worked in the movies, but you and Jimin had been friends for so long, it was bound to work for you. Until, of course, Jimin gets a girlfriend, and you fear you may lose your friendship with him for good.

the pull of the tides by @goldenscript f s

↳ The expanse of the deep blue sea has always drawn you in. Each ebb and flow of the tides never ceasing to take your breath away. And now, a boy with hair as light as the morning sun and a smile just as bright does too. 

hard to say by @floralseokjin f s a

↳you've had feelings for your best friend Jimin for as long as you can remember, but you always thought they were unreciprocated. What if it turned out they weren’t...?

↬looking for pjm library or the other members check out my library

[angels-fantasy]

hi! i was wondering if you could do a bakugou x reader where the reader went to the states to visit family and as a surprise the reader came back on an earlier flight but something bad happened to the flight she was supposed to go on but thank god she wasn’t on it and bakugou thought the worst when she wasn’t responding to her texts but it turned out all okay in the end? sorry if that’s vague 😭😭

Flight Frights (Request)

Katsuki Bakugou x Fem!Reader

Details/Warnings: katsuki gets a little emotional in this one, slight talks of death but nothing crazy

Word Count: 1.7k

hello thank you for this request :)) it was enough for me to work with so dont worry! i hope you like it 🩷

"You sure you got everything?" Your boyfriend asked for the millionth time.

You rolled your eyes. "Yes, I have everything. You can even double check my bags!" You insisted.

He squinted and began looking through each of your bags silently. After a few minutes you looked at him smugly, "Are you going to tell me how perfect I am and that I didn't forget a single thing?"

Katsuki smirked, "Nah, I was gonna say you forgot your brain somewhere." He teased and gripped the top of your head lightly.

You smacked his hand away, "You're not funny, Katsuki." You laugh, despite your words.

"Yes I am and you know it."

The two of you continued to spend time together until it was time for you to go to the airport. You were visiting your parents in the states, so Katsuki was going to drive you to the airport and send you off.

When the time to go to the airport came, he drove you there and waited with you until you boarded the plane, which you felt bad about but appreciated a lot.

Some time later, a boarding announcement for your flight rang out loud through the speakers and you frowned at Katsuki.

"I'm gonna miss you." You said and hugged him tightly.

He hugged you back, "Yeah, I know."

"Stop it! Be serious."

He laughed and apologized, "I'll miss you too. Be safe on the plane and everywhere else, and don't talk to any fucking weirdos okay?"

You nodded and gave him a kiss, saying goodbye.

...

The time spent at your parents went well and you called and texted Katsuki as much as you could but it was hard, considering the time difference.

But like always, you managed to make it work.

As your trip neared it's end, your mother asked you if you were going to take the later flight like you planned.

"Jeez Mom. You trying to get rid of me already?" You teased her, making her pout at you.

"Oh stop it. You know that's not what I mean."

You smiled and said, "I know, it's just fun to mess with you," with a laugh, "but nah, I think I'm gonna take the earlier flight actually. I wanna surprise Katsuki, even if it's just a few hours earlier."

Your mom smiled at you, "That's sweet of you. I wish he could've come along with you..." She trailed off, making you a little jealous that your mom was wishing someone else came along too.

You crossed your arms, "Yeah well, he's busy with hero work, so he couldn't." You excused, "And besides, you should be glad it's just me! I missed you and Dad."

She smiled and patted your head. "Well of course I'm glad you're here! But I know you two must miss each other a lot. I know what it's like to be in love." She winked, and coincidentally your father walked in at the same time.

You both greeted him and continued talking about mundane things. You only had two days left with your parents, so you wanted to make them count more than the previous ones.

...

Fast forward to the day of your flight. Your parents took you to the earliest one at 5:00 am and said good bye to you, but not without some tears.

After sending you off with a lot of love, you were now on your way back home. You felt weird not texting your boyfriend about what you were doing, but you were still excited to surprise him. You wondered how he'd react.

You were a little nervous about how he'd react to you not answering his messages, since you wouldn't be able to text him regularly during the whole flight. Maybe he'd think you were sleeping in, since it was a likely scenario.

Ignoring your thoughts, you looked out the window at the raining sky and decided to fall asleep, hoping it would make the trip go by faster and thankfully it did.

...

Back in Japan 5 hours later

Katsuki had been on his phone mindlessly scrolling through his feed when suddenly a video caught his attention. It was a recent news post about a plane crash coming back to Japan from America.

"The flight had taken off at 10:00 am, and an hour into the flight the plane experienced a high amount of turbulence due to the unexpected weather conditions. Suddenly, the plane went crashing down-"

The news now had all of Katsuki's attention. He felt his heart racing in his chest and the world went silent, only the sound of his beating heart now filling his ears.

The plane that had crashed, was the flight you were on.

He felt as if time was slowing down as he watched the news. The news reporters had been describing just how bad the accident was, and he felt like he couldn't breathe.

There was no way you were hurt or even dead, right? You had to come back home to him. He had so many plans for your future. There's no way he'd be able to live life knowing he'd never get to act on them.

He grabbed his phone and clicked on your contact to call you but it went straight to voicemail. It was just because you had it on airplane mode right? They always make people turn that shit on.

He called again and again until he thought he was going to go crazy at the sound of the automated system's voice. He threw his phone across the bedroom and rubbed his hands through his sweaty hair.

After taking a few deep breaths, he got up and walked over to where his phone was and picked it up. Turning it over, he sighed at the large crack on the screen.

"Fuck..." He mumbled. Whatever. His phone didn't matter right now. What mattered was you and your safety. That damn phone was replaceable, but you weren't.

He continued to use his phone to call your mom, who was confused at his phone call.

"Hello Katsuki!" Your mother said.

"Hey, um-" He cut himself off to hold back tears. Fuck did your parents even know about what happened? Your mom sounded so happy, he didn't want to ruin it.

"Katsuki?" Your mother asked in a worried tone, "You okay, dear?"

He nodded, even though she couldn't see him. He wiped his eyes, "I'm fine. I was just calling to ask about Y/n."

"Oh! She should be fine. We dropped her off at the airport a while ago, so she's on her way back to you."

Holy crap. Your mom didn't even know about what happened. He couldn't tell her, there was no way. All he could do was thank her and hang up before he began to cry.

"God dammit." He cried.

Katsuki had never felt so defeated and devastated before. He continued to sit on your shared bed, eventually laying down in it and crying out for you. He didn't know what condition you were in right now, but like he was trained to do, he assumed the worse.

...

Hours later, you were finally off that cramped plane and on your way home. You couldn't wait to see Katsuki and the look on his face when you surprised him.

As you were driven home in an Uber, you were on your phone when a news report popped up. Curious, you clicked on it and found out that it was about the flight you were supposed to be on.

You put a hand over your mouth and thanked every god there was that you ended up on a different plane.

You closed the news article and focused on something else to distract you until you got home.

When you finally did, you giddily ran up the steps to your home and opened the door as quietly as you could. It was pretty early in Japan, so maybe Katsuki was still asleep.

Pulling in your luggage behind you, you took your shoes off and scampered around the house to look for your boyfriend. The house was so quiet, which was strange since his presence was so loud.

Tip-toeing into your bedroom, you awed silently at the sight of him sleeping. You snapped a quick picture and walked over to him, sitting on the bed next to him.

You reached out and stroked the top of his head, lightly scratching his scalp to wake him up. You frowned a bit when you noticed how irritated his eyes seemed. Maybe spring was getting to him already.

"Katsuki, wake up." You whispered.

He grumbled a bit in his sleep, shifting around a bit before finally opening his eyes.

You smiled and held one of his hands in both of yours, "Surprise! I'm home early."

He looked at you with a sleep clouded gaze for a second, and then shot up in bed.

"You're okay?! Oh my fucking god." He said and wrapped his arms around you in a bone crushing hug.

You hugged him back, "Of course I'm okay! Why wouldn't I be?"

He rested his face in the crook of your neck and said, "I-I thought you were hurt. I saw the news about the flight and it crashed!"

You frowned and hugged him tighter, "Oh Katsuki... I'm so sorry I didn't tell you anything." You pulled away slightly and placed your hands on his face, "I wanted to surprise you, so I got on an earlier flight."

He sighed and leaned his forehead onto yours, "Thank fuck you did. I would've brought you back to life and killed you myself if you died." He said, making you laugh now that his personality seemed to be back.

"Now cuddle me." He demanded and wrestled you lightly to lay you down next to him.

You gasped at his words, "Did you just admit you want to cuddle me?" You asked.

"Of course I do, woman. I haven't seen your ass in weeks." He said and laid his head on your chest, wrapping an arm around your waist, lightly stroking the skin there.

You moved around, trying to get into a comfortable position which made Katsuki groan.

He pinched one of your thighs, making you yelp, "Stop squirming. We're going to bed now."

You smiled, "Sorry love," and messed with his hair. "Can I put on a movie Kats?"

"Mmm."

You took that as a yes.

As you watched the movie, you continued massaging Katsuki's scalp and playing with his hair which made him eventually fall asleep. You smiled down at him, happy that he was now at peace compared to earlier.

authors note

thank you for reading <3

btw for people who have sent a request, i'm working on it i promise! it's just happening a little slower since i'm sick lol

love ya 🩷

tags for bakugou fics: @doumadono @shonen-brainrot

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let the games begin | charles leclerc redbull!era x horner!reader

what would happen if charles signs a contract with redbull after the disastrous season 2023 was with ferrari? would it be unfair with himself to let go of his dream or would it be a jump of faith that those dreams could became real with the competition? this one is more like a platonic relashionship between charles and isabella (i got this very bad habit that i cannot write with s/n anymore)

f1

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f1 Charles Leclerc made his Ferrari debut in 2018, racing alongside with the 4 times champion of the world, Sebastian Vettel, now, finishing his 5th year with the Scuderia and far from the results that he wanted, he leaves the team. Charles raced 100 races with Ferrari, won 5 times, including his historical winning in Monza, 2019 and 28 poles. Very good luck, Charles.

maxverstappen1 let's hope for no more inchidents, on the race

redbullracing welcome to the team, charlie!

izzyhaho now that's what I'm talking about. hey, charles, hope you like me, because you're about to hear my voice on your ear fot the next 24 races haha

user1 ok hold on mom it's happening, charles is moving to redbull

user2 it was worth nothing to be il predestinado on a failure as a team, welcome home, leclerc

user3 now im anxious to see how ferrari will perform next year

user4 hope the santander sponsor is worthy

user5 IMAGINE CHARLES DRIVING THAT ROCKET IM ON 9TH CLOUD

charles_leclerc

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charles_leclerc for 5 years this team and this car were my dream, i have won with ferrari and i have lost with them - many times, but i still had faith in the project, unfortunately, my dream was not enough to hold the love and the wishes i had with them. thank you all tifosi out there, for the indescribably suport and love you have showed me for the past years, it was my honour. my heart will always bleed ferrari red, but it is time to breath another air.

izzyhaho "another air" redbull air, competent team air, blue air, oversteering air, im about to faint, hold on

carlossainz55 best of luck, cabron!

landonorris well, i thought i would be the one who's gonna be max's teammate

redbullracing 💙💙

user6 you'll always be our man, Charlie

user7 i dont know if this is a dream or a nightmare

user18 nightmare was what was going on at ferrari

user8 lol it is actually happening

user9 will redbull do the multi 21 all over again or they will be free to fight?

user10 KICKING MY FEET NOW

scuderiaferrari

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scuderiaferrari it is with a sad heart that we said goodbye to charles, it was amazing 5 years. il predestinado will forever be our maranello sun. thank you, charles. good luck on your next chapter.

charles_leclerc thank you so much!

izzyhaho your maranello sun is now our sun haha

user11 isabella is so chronically online that im dying to see her liked tweets tomorrow

user12 christian horner is right now opening his 56 thousands of dollas bootle of wine to drink a good glass of the most expensive wine ever because he got his dream driver line up

izzyhaho he is, in fact

maxverstappen1 he's been drinking a glass of wine per day since charles went for a "casual talk" with him

user13 wait, so this mean that max is not christian golden boy anymore?

maxverstappen1 you wish (im scared)

redbullracing

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redbullracing say hello to our new duo for the 2024 season, welcome home, charles, we are hoping to see you shine in navy blue. see you in march.

charles_leclerc thank you for the reception, i wasn't expecting the cake considering my birthday was a few weeks ago

maxverstappen1 why did you choose this photo, adm?

redbullracing mini boss who choose it

izzyhaho yes, i did, i thought it would be funny

user14 poor christian, if he thought his life was difficult with maxiel, now he have max, charles and his daughter around

izzyhaho oh he knows!

maxverstappen1 charles is still a little shy with the dinamics, but the prank week is on!

user15 im actually very happy with charles moving to redbull

user16 i wish i had good lawyers so i could say everything i want to say

user17 charles got a shitty car for 2 seasons and jumped the boat, never gonna be a world champion

izzyhaho at least he can drive a formula one car, something you could never 😜

user18 isabella was like "don't say shit about my new friend" and went for it

user19 so, we won on the lottery, i mean, charles is on a competitive team, have a nice car, have a nice race engineer and a team principal who looks for his best interests

user20 isabella is a race engineer?

izzyhaho noooo, im a physics student, but I'll work side by side with kai (charles engineer)

izzyhaho

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izzyhaho ok, i was thinking about and ill give it a go: ask me questions about f1 and life and ill answer during my waiting time

user21 where are you going, iz?

izzyhaho I'm flying back to the uk, team meeting for the start of the season

user22 what exactly is your job at redbull?

izzyhaho i mean... almost everything? usually i stay with media duties, follow the drivers around, do the posts, stuff like that, but my thing is analyzing data and im the race engineers backup, i spend most part of the fp, qualy and race side by side with hannah

user23 who's your favorite driver?

izzyhaho jenson button, there's no other answer for it, but i really like lewis and seb

user24 where and what exactly is your degree?

izzyhaho im a physics student at the MIT, but im about to graduate early next year

maxverstappen1 what are your pets names?

izzyhaho very funny haha look how im laughing, but my dogs names are ascari, mirabel and mugham, 3 border collies

landonorris what happened in bali during the summer break?

izzyhaho you wish 🤭

user25 where do you live?

izzyhaho in boston, but after i graduate ill move back to europe, probably monaco or spain

user26 why do you spend so much time in brazil?

izzyhaho do i need a reason? lol, i like the country, the people, the culture, the food, the football... but most of it is just like, so i can feel close to senna, I've never saw him race, but my dad did, and i think he was amazing, especially as a person, so i like to feel close to the country and the people and the places who made him who he was, and i have friends there too

user27 fav sport?

izzyhaho tennis and volleyball, i love both and i have some very good friends who play booth

user28 how is like to work with your dad?

izzyhaho hey pops, do you want to answer this one? it is nice, we work along very well, we usually go for the same line of thinking when it comes to races and we have a very good relationship, and if max thinks he is my dad golden kid, he is absolutely right 😔

user29 did you never consider pursuing a driving career?

izzyhaho i did, for a while, i drove for formula 4 and formula 3 but then i realized that what i like is the theoretical part of business, but i hope to drive a f1 car at least once

user30 how is your relationship with charles?

izzyhaho 🤭🤭

user31 which are the drivers you are the closest with?

izzyhaho uhhhh... im very close with max, for obvious reasons, oscar and i are pretty friends as well, charles, zhou, lewis and george, but i got along with all of the grid

user32 what are you fav tswift songs, era and album?

izzyhaho AMAZING QUESTION! fav songs: seven, afterglow, all to well, lover and call it what you want. fav album: rep, obviously abd fav era: i love her red era

user33 expectations for the 2024 season?

izzyhaho win everything that we can possibly win

redbullracing

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redbullracing it's lights out and away we go for the 2024 formula one season. 1-2 for the bulls on bahrein and a great start of the season for charles, congratulations on p2, lets aim for first next one, congratulations to max for winning the opening race of the season. let's goooooooo (mini boss said we need to look more happy)

maxverstappen1 well done, team

charles_leclerc great work, let's go for saudi aiming all 44 points

izzyhaho amazing job, as the usual

scuderiaferrari congratulations, Charles!

user34 can we take a moment to appreciate how well the car married with charles? it was like watching the old times again

user35 verstappen and leclerc fighting for p1 all the race, redbull doing double stacks 2 times, no inchidents... we'll about to testify the most dominant season a team could everrrrr be

user36 the way thar charles left the car and immediately went for the team and the team was there to congratulate him

user37 this duo... let's hope it doesn't turn a britcedes 2.0

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redbullracing: jeddah, melbourne and suzuka front row lockout 🔒 congratulations on charles first pole and first victory for the team, well done! congrats to max for his second win of the season. see you soon shanghai.

maxverstappen1 let's do it again next week, can we?

charles_leclerc hey adm, could i please fire isabella from being my race engineer?

izzyhaho you are saying this now that you won 2 out of 4 races just because i got i little too happy and screamed for 3 laps on your ear?

maxverstappen1 she did it with me too

sebastianvettel i think she just didn't do it with me too because she wasn't at the paddock the first time i won, but the first world championship... i can still hear her

pierregasly lil charlie is all for the team

landonorris charles is like troy bolton

maxverstappen1 that would made me gabriella montez?

danielricciardo no.

izzyhaho max, delete this, daniel is about to storm into the facilities just to cry in front of you

charles_leclerc i don't want this blond as my gabriella montez

danielricciardo hey isabella, he's talking about you

user38 100% of victories for redbull so far... im scared

user39 the way that even though we know rbr is going to win the season is good because charles and max are fighting all the time

user40 we all knew that with a good car charlie would shine

user41 no more nightmares about a understeering car

user42 no one is going to talk how ferrari dnfed 2 races and only stayed on points on jeddah?

besthorneriz karma takes all my friends to the summit

redbullracing isabella, get out of your private account!

[studiokayotic]

Secret site spoiler -

Needless to say this is a big spoiler. if you dont want to be spoiled dont read -

the first evidence item is the broken phone on the secret site.

the official transcript for this item and the audio are not the same. there are similarities.

'Official' Transcript:

[A LONG PERIOD OF SILENCE FOLLOWS BEFORE THREE RINGS ARE HEARD. A PAUSE FOLLOWS EVEN AS THE PHONE IS ANSWERED BEFORE THE SOUND OF A HEART BEAT CAN BE HEARD BELOW THE AMBIENT NOISE. THIS AUDIO TRACK CONSTANTLY RAISES AND LOWERS AS IT PROCEEDS.]

HELLO? HELLO? HELLOOOO? … HA HA HA...I’M ONLY KIDDING. I KNOW YOU’RE THERE.

DID YOU LIKE MY JOKE? ...I THINK YOU WERE GOING TO SAY... YES! …HA HA HA… YOU KNOW… IT IS HARD TO HEAR YOU THINK THROUGH THIS FUNNY PHONE OF MINE. IT IS AS THOUGH YOU AREN’T SPEAKING AT ALL. MAYBE IT IS JUST A LITTLE FUZZY… LIKE ME. SPEAKING OF…

[THE HEART BEAT AND AMBIENCE STOP ABRUPTLY.]

...DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?

[THE HEART BEAT AND AMBIENCE RESUME.]

[GASP.] OH NO. WELL THAT’S NOT NEIGHBORLY AT ALL. WE’VE NEVER MET BEFORE. BUT DON’T WORRY. EVEN THOUGH YOU AND I HAVEN’T SPOKEN BEFORE, I’VE SEEN YOU... EVERY TIME YOU HAVE LOOKED INTO MY EYES. I WANT TO KNOW… WHAT DID YOU SEE?

[SILENCE.]

I HOPE YOU SAW A FRIEND, BUT I’M NOT SURE YOU SAW A NAME... STAND STILL. LET’S START OVER. RING RING RING. CLICK. HI, I’M WALLY. I’M SO HAPPY TO FINALLY MEET YOU, I THINK YOU’RE THE ABSOLUTE MOST.

[SILENCE.]

UH OH, I HAVE TO GO NOW. EVERYONE IS PROBABLY THINKING ABOUT THAT STRANGE PHONE CALL. IT IS FUNNY TO THINK ABOUT. …HA HA HA… DON’T WORRY THOUGH, NEIGHBOR, IT WILL BE A LITTLE JOKE BETWEEN YOU AND ME. YOU HAVE TO GO TOO. YOU HAVE WORK TO DO. REMEMBER, UNTIL YOU HEAR ME AGAIN, KEEP YOUR SMILE MERRY AND ALWAYS KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH.

GOOD BYE.

My transcript of the audio - 'True' Transcript: Wally’s toyland plays then he picks up the phone: Wally: (sound of him picking up receiver) Was that better? I have been practicing. I am trying to get better at singing? Did you ike it? (break) W: I wish i knew but you still won't tell me anything - (pause for breath)

W: Its so Quiet. W: Its so Quiet

W: Its so Quiet during Homewarming.

W: (break) Every is usually so busy, so its just me and home for a long while. But i still like housewarming. Everyoing likes homewarming.

( long pause) W: I dont want to end this call, but i have to go get ready for housewarming , but barnaby will be here soon - i have to go, Remember! Until you hear me again, Keep your smile merry, and always know that i love you very much. Goodbye.

---

now the entry for this item does say /the calls are always different/ so i wonder if that is what this difference is meant to show. anyways - i know my transcript isnt the best but i hope this helps!

Cinnabunn ( Reddit) Kay ~

[ncteez]

hi hon :D

jeno + #20 "kiss me properly" with cockdrunk reader who jeno just railed into the next dimension, and he's trying to kiss u while overstimulating you but you're not kissing him back properly because your brain is mush and past the point where u can process that he's trying to kiss u.

crying screaming goodbye ily

“Kiss me properly.”

wc: 1.9k

paring: jeno x afab reader

tags: jeno hate fucks reader when he has a bad day, unprepped penetration, reader basically loses her ability to feel anything other than his cock lmao(cock drunk), overstimulation, idk it’s implied that he’s just going rly rly hard and not letting up, lil bit of squirting action

note: not proof read because i dont do that shit. anyway, hi bby ilysm i hope u like it ;o;

minors dni 

It didn’t always hurt when Jeno had his hands on you. Really, most of the time it was bliss. There were those nights though, when he would be rough and careless with you, often times humiliating the way you can barely moan out his name, weak and shaking beneath him. It didn’t happen often, and when it did, he knew you liked it when it was all over. You’ve told him multiple times how much you loved it, so naturally, tonight was an expected occurrence of the same thing.

Jeno had you against the kitchen counter at first. His strong arms pressing you back until your head hit the cabinets that were nailed above the two of you. He pinned you there, slotting himself between your legs and not even saying a word to you before biting and nipping against your neck and chest. You imagine his day at work was awful or that maybe one of his friend’s tried to fuck him over again. Letting him have at it, you could see his harsh expression change each time he looks back at you. 

He’s still frustrated and taking it out on you, but there’s a part of him that knows he’s doing this with you rather than at you. Like you told him before, you loved when he hate-fucked you despite not being the point of hatred at all. 

When he dragged you to the bedroom, still without a word from him, you let him. His harsh fingers against your wrist hurt much less than his silence, and it shows that tonight he seems to be more angry than he had ever been before. He still hasn’t even given you a kiss hello yet. 

And when he doesn’t offer an ounce more of foreplay, getting his cock out with a look of both anger and lust directed towards you, you didn’t falter to present your unprepped pussy to him. You knew it would hurt, and he knew it too, but there was a mutual understanding here. The drag wasn’t the most comfortable thing for him either, but something about feeling you get wet while he’s inside of you…it pulled him out of his thoughts most of the time and directed him towards the thoughts of how good he suddenly feels because of you. 

He was going harder, faster, and gripping onto your body in such a harsh way that all you could do for him was whimper and tear up. He still hasn’t kissed you, but even if he had, you probably couldn’t kiss him back until the discomfort subsides. Thankfully, like always, it didn’t take long. You could hear the dry slapping of skin turn to that of the audible sound of his cock being coated by your now dripping pussy. The drag hurt no more, and by this point you needed him to go harder than he already was. If he’s going to hate fuck you again and not even kiss you, he’d better find a way to make it hurt more. 

Jeno comes back to himself when he feels how wet this gets you, loving that he can come home from his awful day and you’d present yourself as an outlet. He loves you more than anything for so many reasons that don’t include that, but at this moment, it’s what he’s doing and his softness comes back so fast he immediately reaches for your face to kiss you. 

Learning something about you new every day even after all of the years the two of you have been together, Jeno is shocked when you turn your face away from his grasp. Confused and a bit defeated, he tips himself back into frustration, slamming his hips harder into you, using his other hand to trail down and tug against your clit. He knows you both love and hate that, the sharp pains making you cry out in a way that clashes in your mind between pain and pleasure. He’s frustrated that you won’t let him love on you, frustrated that his entire day has been shit and now his own girlfriend is pulling away from his lips and eye contact. 

“Make it hurt more–” You choke out, feeling little jolts of pain shoot from your clit throughout your body. “Let all of the anger out. All of it.” 

You’re urging him, because more times than not when this happens, Jeno is still upset by the time he releases. He’s not pushing past his limit with you despite wanting him to, and you think that now is the time to do it, because you’re a little frustrated too. 

“Yeah?” He asks for confirmation, slowing his hips and trying to get you to look at him. 

Finally you do, with blown out pupils and a mess of hair on your head that you can’t be bothered to care about right now. You nod for clarity, waiting to see just how far he pushes his limits.

It goes for a while longer than usual. More pain, more pleasure, a heart rate higher than you thought you could possibly have. You can feel him using you, and as long as it’s only you, you’ll ask for it again and again. He bites, he bruises, he drags his hips so aggressively into you that you feel like you could be split in half. You lose yourself to feeling of it all, basking in the sensations and moaning out for him as each second passes. When he pulls your hair, holding his hips in place and burying his cock so deeply inside of your pussy, you begin to see in tunnel vision at the fullness. He holds himself like that to the point that you can feel your cervix being pressed against, and he only tries to push harder when he lifts your leg over his shoulder and angles himself in a way that forces you to swallow him up. His grunts are that of focus rather than pleasure, trying to ruin you from the core to see you unravel in a new sort of way.

You know he’s talking to you by this point, but you can’t make out a single word. The only thing you can experience right now is what it feels like to be torn apart by the man you love, in only the best of ways. When you do manage to catch a smirk on his face before his hips start moving again, you realize that he likes this too. He likes surpassing his limits that were placed out of respect. 

“Are you with me?”  You hear his voice echo through your ears, though he’s fully aware that you’re not as he continuously fucks into you at a painful pace. To you, he feels so far away despite the fact that he’s the reason your body is quaking.. 

It feels so good, to the point you’re almost numb to everything else around you. The swollen feeling of your body being abused feels too  good. You can’t even comprehend that he’s kissing you right now. Your mouth slack, open, possibly drooling all over yourself as you lose yourself to his grasp. His tongue is warm when it licks against yours, but still, it feels far away.

“Kiss me properly.” You hear him say in a voice far calmer than you’d expected, the tone managing to bring you back to your senses enough to realize that he’s fucking you exactly how you asked him to, the least you can do is finally kiss him, right? 

Blinking up at him, you smile in a dazed sort of way. Your body is moving up with each of his thrusts, and his lips are still laid out on yours, waiting for you to give him what he’s asking for. You try, you really do. 

“You’re so gone.” He chuckles in a breath at your failure to do anything more than leave your mouth open for him. He’s floored by the way you struggle to think of anything other than what he’s doing between your legs. “You’re loving this, aren’t you?”

You can’t even nod for him. 

“Try again, pretty girl.” He encourages you when he licks against your bottom lip again.”You can do it, come on.”

You once again, can’t even try, because he accentuates each word with a drag of his pulsing cock and a sharp pressure against your clit. So you stop trying, falling into the depths of the sensations and allowing yourself to lose your grasp on reality.

He watches you come undone, your entire body going slack as he shoves his cock impossibly harder into you because the scene beneath him is far too sexy to ignore. He can feel you clench around him as you orgasm, but your body stays slack outside of an obvious shiver. 

“Do you feel good?” He asks, slowing his pace to feel you clench around him fully, enough to where he needs to brace himself if he were to push in again. “You look so fucking out of it–” He groans, leaning back to look down at you fully. Your pussy continues to grip around him, leading him to believe that you’re still cumming. So when he pulls out, harshly rubbing his fingers across your clit as he frantically fists his cock with his other hand, all he can do is watch in awe at the way your body becomes animated again.

You shoot your arm down to his, trying to still his movements as you coat the bed and his entire abdomen with warm droplets. He doesn’t relent though, tugging at himself until he’s releasing straight against your glistening folds, watching it continue to pulse and drip for him. 

Groaning from sensitivity, you’re barely holding on by a thread when he stop abusing your clit, and when you try to look up at him, it’s like you’re looking at a fogged mirror instead.

“Baby?” You hear him say, and the dip in the bed beside your head is enough to tell you that he’s actually checking on you this time. “You’re okay, I got you.” 

You muster a nod and almost immediately fall asleep when you feel him pull you against his chest.

~

When you open your eyes, the bed is a mess of sheets and pillows. Your thighs are hurting, your clit feels sore, and your throat is dry. Jeno is still beside you though, flipping through videos on the television across the room. 

When you move, all of his attention is on you.

“You’re okay.” He says more to himself than towards you. 

Blinking up at him, he looks exhausted and happy, which is the preferred way you’d like to make him feel. 

“I’m okay.” You croak out, knowing exactly what happened. 

“Did you like it?” He turns to kiss the top of your head, running his hands along your arm. “ I feel like I probably should have stopped when you couldn’t even respond.” 

You shake your head shyly, feeling a bit embarrassed by the way you reacted to him doing as you asked. 

“I liked it.” You say, trying to turn your head to look up at him. “Maybe like, not all the time, but–”

Jeno shushes you with a small kiss, tossing the remote to the side and mostly ignoring the tv now.

“Only when you ask,” He falters a bit, wondering why he enjoys taking his anger out on you so much. Then again, it’s definitely because you ask him to. “I wouldn’t hurt you if you didn’t ask me to.”

~

[nyuoqi]

            — PLEASE DON'T HIT (ON) ME!     ౨ৎ     PGW

OO5.    gunwook vs yn

✸ SYNOPSIS !  : in which you have your fair share of embarrassing moments. one of it being punching a guy's nose for a plushie (which you did not get at the end). but what will you do when he ended up going to the same class as you. wait, oh no! he recognised you. now you're in for one hell of a ride.

(393 wc ; not proofread)

"are you okay? " a gentle voice asks from your side. you blink a few times and type out the last few remaining messages to your friends while rumbling to yourself, "you think?"

your head is throbbing and the last thing you would ever want right now is for the hello kitty dude to confront you.

the guy beside you raises an eyebrow and scoffs lightly, "i'm sorry what did i hear? you think?" he repeats your words with disgust. you cuss internally. while putting on your best unwilling smile, you turn your head towards his, "i'm sorry if my words were unclear but i was saying im fine. " those words grits through your teeth distastefully.

the guy opens his mouth, about to say something which you know are far from nice but an arm wrapping around your shoulder stops him. you look up and saw the one and only wonbin. only then did you realise that people are starting to leave the lecture hall, indicating that class is over.

this is the first french class you ever attend and you ended up not learning anything because of the hello kitty dude. gosh, the way no words can express just how much you despise the guy at this moment.

"hey! " wonbin interrupts with a polite smile, "sorry for my friend here. shes a bit out of her mind if you can't tell."

an elbow shoves into his stomach.

silently wincing in pain, wonbin refuses to stop talking, instead prompting on pinching your sides in return instead. "if you dont mind, let me just grab her away from you— by the way i hope your nose is doing just fine! bye! " and just like that, you are dragged out of the lecture hall.

as soon as you guys are out of the guy's line of sight, wonbin pinches your side. "i told you not to get involved with shit. now he'll probably write us in his death note! " he whispers-yell. you roll your eyes at his dramatic antics before untangling yourself from his grip.

"nonsense. " you say while walking away. wonbin gasps out-loud and chases after you. "im not kidding yn, he looks like the type to do that! "

you raise your hand and wave him goodbye without turning back. indicating that you're done with whatever nonsense he has left to hit you with.

"yn! "

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ROLLBOTS LOST EPISODE CREEPYPASTA

Author’s note: I’ve been rewatching @indigosfindings' video about the pitfalls and virtues of creepypastas over and over again for a good long while. I found it a bit late, but it’s managed to find a spot on my endlessly rewatchables playlist. Because of all of this, I was inspired to write a creepypasta of my own in an attempt to hit almost all of the pitfalls at once. I also decided to make it about RollBots because of the line about it during the “empty replica” segment. I’ve never heard of this show, and I deliberately chose not to watch any of it in order to keep it as out of character as possible. I looked at the TV Tropes page for basic plot information and character names, but that’s it. Hopefully I did alright! :)

Quick note: This pasta has themes of murder and violence in it, and is not suitable for kids. Other than that, hope you all enjoy! :D

PART I: rollbots lost episoad Spin the Killer

I is was HUGE fan of rollbots when i was a kid, it was my favotire show ever, everyday after school i would wach it on the tv and i loved it so much. My favotire charcater was always Spin and i wanted to be just like him when i growed up. Oneday after shcool my mom took me to a garage sale at our neibors house, he was selling lots of old stuff, i was bored. I looked around and saw some old webkinz plushies, but i didnt want them because wekinz is for babys anyways. Suddnely i see a amazing sight, i see a dvd case with a familar round red charcater on it… it was a rollbots dvd!!!! I broght it to mom and sayed “mom can i buy this plz!!!!!!” mom sayed “NO” and i sayed “PLZ!!!!!” before mom could say no again the neibor comes over and says i can have it for free. I sayed “REALLY!!!!!” the neibor sayed “yes”, i was so so so happy!!! I went back home with my mom and i went to my room, i put the dvd into my mini tv, the menu had all the episoads! But thing that made me confusde is was that there was a extra episoad at the bottom of the menu,it was called “Spin the Killer”. Thats weird i thouhgt… I thouhgt the tittle of the episoad was just a glitch, I decided to wach the episoad but i shold not of wached the episoad! The begining of the episoad was just like any other it had all of the charcaters i know and love, but was diffrent was the theme song had words now. But not normal words… scary words! The words sayed in the song were “Killer spin is coming!” “You hide now! He come for you!” “Time to die!!!” i was creeped out. After the theme song it shown Flip City than it zoomed into the charcaters. Captain pounder was talking to Penny about what they were going to do today, penny sayed something about doing training to fight Vertex and the bad guys. What was weird thing was that her voice was all echoy and stuff. Suddnely Spin busts down the wall, he is holding an knife. I thouhgt that was weird because Spin is a good guy! Spin than says “Hello friends! Or should i say… GOODBYE!!!!” His eyes goes hyper rellistic and Spin then stabbes Captain pounder with his knife, black oil goes flying every where! I was so scared! Penny screams and trys to run away but then Spin pulls out a chainsaw and chasing her. Lance then come in and sayed “Spin what are doing!!!!” Spin then slice penny in half with his chain saw, covering every one in oil and sending metal parts everry where. Lance got chain swa away from spin, but Spin then pulled out a gun and sayd” You cannot stop me weakling!” Spin shoot Lance in the face, there was a hole on his four head that leaked oil. I thouhgt i was gonna throw up… Suddnely Spin looked staright at me and sayed “YOUR NEXT SAM…” the episoad ended right there. The dvd went flying out of tv and nearly cut my head of! I toke the dvd and smashed it into one millon pices, put the pices in a shoebox and burryd it in the back yard. That episoad was so scary that i didnot sleep for two days. If you see a rollbots dvd at a yard sale, DONT WACH IT!!!!! You will be scared for your life……

PART II: RollBots Lost Episode: “Spin the Killer”

I had a horribly traumatic memory from when I was a child. It involved my all-time most beloved TV show. It was a show called “RollBots,” and I watched it every day after I got home from school. The rich themes within the narrative captured my heart at a tender young age, and the characters were all well-rounded and three-dimensional; as if they were real people I could meet. Far and away, my favorite was Spin. The heroic leader of the noble bots, his mission was to keep Flip City safe from the clutches of Vertex and his army. When I was but a mere child, I greatly admired the round, red bot, and I wanted to be just like him one day. Heroic, noble, and having shoes the size of my head.

When I was about six or seven, I’m not exactly sure, I was at a yard sale with my mother, and I happened across a DVD of RollBots. The individual who was hosting the sale offered me the DVD for free; not a cent did I owe. At that moment, I felt like I was the luckiest child alive. Luckier than a five footed rabbit with fur made of four leaf clovers. Oh, how my little heart did backflips within my chest; the endorphins rushing from my brain to every other part of my tiny body. It was a high that I, in all of my years, have never been able to replicate. Not with mushrooms, weed brownies, mushroom brownies, or any other intoxicant substance. However, my RollBots related ecstasy was not meant to last.

An utterly wicked sight awaited me when I put the DVD into my TV, one that would haunt me for decades to come. A truly accursed episode of my beloved cartoon; an episode that felt as if it had crawled from the depths of the fiery underworld itself. It was as if the pixels on the TV screen were dyed from the tears of orphans, the polygons making the characters’ models carved from the calcified remains of man’s arrogance. It was not an episode of my dearest cartoon show, nay; it was a foul hallucination woven by Lucifer himself.

To this day, I haven’t, and don’t think I can, forget the sensations I felt while watching it. The sweat from my forehead seeped into the panda eared toque I wore, the wispy golden hairs on my arms stood on end, and my eyeballs went as wide as wide could go. They were like emerald colored satellites; in that they forcibly received and converted the data from the cursed episode and sent it to be branded onto the inside of my cranium. If I were to have my head cut open, the image of Spin with a knife would be found on my cerebellum; no doubt about that.

At the same time, I’d found myself at odds with my disgust, for I was deeply fascinated by this episode. I’d had an insatiable desire to know more about this episode, and who could have possibly created such an abominatious affront to Canadian CGI animation. Countless hours were poured into scouring the bowels of the internet for any information on the episode, and countless hours proved to be fruitless.

My biggest breakthrough yet came when I returned to my childhood home. When I looked out into the backyard, the memory came back to me; the memory of destroying the DVD, as if I were Hercules slaying the Hydra for the benefit of the world at large. I had sacrificed my childhood innocence by subjecting myself to such a rancid episode, and so I destroyed the only copy I knew of to prevent any other innocent souls from being snuffed out by that foul thing.

The shattered remains of the plastic disc cried out to me from their, what I assumed at the time to be, permanent, resting place. Like a moth to a flame, I found myself drawn to the voice. I got the shovel from the shed, and I dug into the earth in search of Pandora’s shoebox. Beyond the everpresent weeds, the forgotten plastic bits of toys, and the unmarked graves of hamsters long past, I found the patch of ground where not just the DVD had been laid to rest, but my own childhood innocence by proxy. The shovel tore through the soil and tossed it to the wayside as I made my way down.

The sight of the withered shoebox filled my head with emotions I thought were only perceptible to the mantis shrimp. An overwhelming sense of relief washed over me, in knowing that I hadn’t imagined the whole incident after a particularly nasty sugar binge. At the same time, I felt a strong sense of hatred for the DVD that ruined my life. I scooped up the shoebox with the gentle hands of a mother carrying her firstborn child, and I brought it with me back to my new house. Far away from the memories of the past, and into new horizons.

Once I arrived at my humble abode, I set the shoebox down on my desk. I knew what was to come from such an unholy process. Tonight, I was to take the shattered corpse of the DVD, and reanimate it. Super Glue would serve as the sutures to my very own monster, and I was to make myself into a proper Frankenstein. The task was a delicate one, so I couldn’t afford to let my emotions take me over like I did all those years ago. It was mind over matter; and I knew that logic and reason would triumph over the irrational fears of a young child. I channeled my rationality into my hands as I applied glue to every edge of the pieces of disc, unifying them once more.

20 grueling minutes passed me by, as if the time had been late for school and had rushed out the door with toast in its mouth. I looked at my finished handiwork for the first time, and I shed a single tear upon seeing the disc whole once again. It was time to face my childhood fears and play the disc one more time.

I delicately inserted the disc into the DVD slot, the euphoria of which was comparable to a night of passionate romancing with your mother. The inner workings of the machinery within my TV did what was required of them, and they read the disc without fault or error. The familiar episode layout appeared on the TV screen, and taking caution, I hovered the remote’s cursor over the last entry; the episode to end all episodes.

“Spin the Killer.”

I brought down my thumb against the play button on the remote with the same passion and fervor of a judge bringing down his gavel after sentencing a serial killer to the electric chair. I braced myself for the episode which was to come. I braced myself for all of the old wounds which were to be opened by the re-exposure to the cause of them.

To my surprise, the screen was completely blank. The TV screen was as dark as a moonless night. No stars, no sun, no galaxy. Nothing. I looked at the empty void portrayed on the screen with wide, spherical oculars. The more I observed, the more I began to see. The faint image of a red-hued sphere began to creep out of the shadows within the TV, icy blue eyes peeking out from the darkness like a tiger about to pounce on its prey. A grin crept across the round face of the red sphere, bright white teeth shattering the monotonous pitch black with their glow.

“Hello, Sam,” A voice spoke from behind me. I whipped my head around to see what the source of the voice had been.

“Or, should I say, goodbye,” the voice spoke again. This time, I knew the exact source of it. The moment I turned around, I was met with the vicious visage of the red robot that had shattered my childhood dreams.

It was Spin, live in the flesh (er, metal?), standing in front of me. In his robotic right hand was a Teruyasu Fujiwara knife, the stainless steel blade reflecting the light above in an odd fashion due to its rough-hewn texture. At that moment, I knew the last thing I would see in my short life would be the juxtaposition of the slightly bumpy texture of the blade with the delicate calligraphy on the side.

“Spin… it’s you,” I ejaculated.

“Who else would it be?” He announced as he held out his mechanical arms in a triumphant pose.

“But… Why are you here? How are you here?!” I interrogated. “You’re not real! You’re supposed to be a cartoon character!”

“I have my ways, dear,” Spin answered with a scoff and a crossing of the arms. “I’m here because I have something to say to you.”

“What is it?” I furrowed my brows in confusion. The robot cleared his throat before speaking once more.

“11 14 11 24 24 33 31 53 22 14,” he beeped in a series of mechanical whirrs.

“What does that mean?” I questioned.

“Here,” he answered, handing me a sheet of paper. “Use this.” 

I carefully inspected the document he handed me. This is what it looked like.

“This makes no sense,” I articulated confusedly.

“It’s actually really simple,” Spin began. “You take the numbers I just said and run them through the cipher.” His black tipped finger pointed at the first tile of the square.

“I said 11, so that means you look at the square with 1 on the top and 1 on the side. Then I said 14, so now you go down to the one with 1 on the top and 4 on the side. Keep doing that until you’ve figured it out.”

“Oh, that makes more sense,” I articulated, knowledge-havingly. I decoded the cipher using the numbers Spin had beeped. Once I figured out the hidden message, all of the color left my face.

“Oh, my God…” I let slip, even though I’m a stone cold atheist. I believe in science, thank you very much.

“It’s true,” Spin hummed. “And I intend to do it to you, too.” He pointed the tip of his knife towards my colorless face.

“But… why? What did I do to you?” I fell to my knees and pleaded with the red sphere.

“It’s more about what you didn’t do,” He began. “You forgot about me.”

“I did?”

“Yes! You did!” Spin’s rather large sneakers squeaked against the floor as he paced around in front of me. “You stopped watching me and my friends. One thing led to another, and all of a sudden, no one was watching me anymore. No one even remembered my name.”

“No one? Not a single person?” I asked.

“No one. They were all busy playing Webkinz!” He shouted with a stomp of the foot for emphasis. “It’s like no one even cared about me.”

I bit my lower lip, realizing the error of my ways.

“It was horrible, being forgotten,” the bot continued. “It’s like I meant nothing to anyone. Not even you.”

“Me?!” I sputtered.

“Yes, you! Being forgotten by you was a fate worse than death. Worse than the heat death of the universe. Worse than pulling a hangnail too far! And do you know why?”

“Why?”

“Because I loved you.”

“Excuse me?” My jaw went slack as I did a double take.

“I looked forward to spending those after school days with you. I loved putting on a show to entertain you. You were my favorite human. I saw so much potential in you, and I wanted to mold you into someone I could be proud of. But you just… left.” The sadness was evident in Spin’s sapphire eyes, but behind the dual walls of blue was a burning hatred. 

“So I came to a decision,” Spin decided as he slowly approached me. “I’m going to kill you. Just like I killed everyone else. And what fun I’ll have doing it.”

Without warning, the robot swung the knife at me. I narrowly dodged it, the tip of the blade grazing ever so slightly against my cheek. I took several steps backwards, bumping against the TV that I’d forgotten about.

“Don’t make this difficult, Sam,” Spin taunted as he approached.

Seeing an opportunity, I kicked the robot in the face and bolted out the door to my room. I practically flung myself down the stairs, momentum working both for and against me in my plight down the flight. Once I had reached the bottom, I scrambled back to my feet and booked it for the front door, the sound of squeaking shoe rubber following closely behind me. I quickly shut the front door and locked it, my hands trembling as I fiddled with my keys. The tip of Spin’s knife penetrated the wood of the door, which was my cue to run for my car; a 2004 Vauxhall Astra that sat parked in the driveway of my house.

I flung open the car door, got into the front seat, and pulled the door shut once more. I slammed the keys into the ignition and peeled out of my driveway faster than a bullet train, not bothering to fasten my seatbelt until I’d made it out of my neighborhood. Before I could think about where I could go next, a single antenna rose in my rearview mirror, followed by a pair of navy blue eyes.

“WHAT THE HELL?!” I screamed as I lost control of my vehicle. I swerved into a wooded area and flipped the car over several times. The various objects within were sent flying; a travel mug full of days old coffee that I’d forgotten about popped open and splashed its contents all over the walls of the car. Broken glass pierced my skin, like the shadow version of having my ears pierced at Claire’s for my eighth birthday. Time seemed to stop, but also play in fast forward at the very same time. Such a paradoxical predicament would not go unnoticed by the universe at large, and so the car finally settled down in a wooded ditch.

I clamored out of the wrecked vehicle, battered and bruised from the experience, yet unharmed deeper than a superficial level. I rested on my hands and knees, trying to process all that had just happened. Numbers crunched in my head as I tried to reverse engineer the trajectory of the car and calculate the probability of my survival, but none of the numbers made any sense; not even to my intellectual self.

The area around me was an absolute mess. Copies of my resume from job interviews of the past lay scattered on the grass below. The cup holder between the front seats had popped out, revealing a cartoon shark imprinted on the bottom (I had always wondered where the hidden shark was on this particular model). Glass shards littered the ground like the workshop of an amateur mosaic artist. The car itself, my trusty steed in my quest to rid myself of the red robot, lay upside-down like a turtle flipped on its back. I shed a small tear upon seeing my prized Astra in such a sorry state.

My thoughts were interrupted by one of the rear doors opening, and a somehow completely unharmed Spin stepping out.

“Wow,” he remarked. “That was quite a ride, wasn’t it? Now, where were we?”

The red robot slowly approached me, knife still in hand. At that moment, I felt an overwhelming surge of emotions all in conflict with one another. Fear of my impending doom, rage at the betrayal of my childhood hero, thoughts of what I would say to my relatives if I had the chance, and who I would meet on the other side. But at the forefront of all of them, one emotion stood strong and true.

Logic.

I knew Spin was no match for my intellect. None of his dirty little tricks could even hold a candle to my divine wisdom. Not even one of those tiny candles that are put in jack o’ lanterns. Not even a candle made by the world’s smallest candlemaker for the world’s smallest candelabra. All of Spin’s candles were the smell of a body shop, while mine were the smell of cold hard facts.

So that was exactly what I decided to use to my advantage. I stood up and adjusted my collar before speaking.

“Fine, then,” I spoke. “If you want to kill me, then kill me. I’m ready for you.”

“Well, alright then,” Spin responded. “I just might have to take you up on that offer.”

“Yes, indeed,” I declared back. “But I have just one thing I want to say first.” 

“Oh?” Spin asked, bemused. “And what would that be? What are your final words?” I grinned with delight, as he’d fallen straight into my trap.

“THIS! STATEMENT! IS! FALSE!!!” I bellowed at the top of my lungs. Spin seemed taken aback by my outburst.

“Is… is that true?” He asked again.

“Yes!” I shouted. “It’s true that this statement is false!”

“But- but- that doesn’t make sense!” The robot took a step back, dropping his knife and clutching his head in confusion. “How can it be true if it’s false?”

“It just is,” I retorted with a confident smirk.

“N-no! It can’t be!” Smoke began to seep from Spin’s circular head. “It’s just not right!”

Those ice blue eyes, which moments ago had instilled fear into my heart, now had a look of utter terror on them. The frightener had become the frightened, it seemed.

“How does that make you feel, smart boy?” I asked the round robot, who at this point was now in a desperate frenzy. The circuits in his head were in overdrive, trying to comprehend my prior proclamation.

“This is… this is…” He stammered as his eyes jittered in place. “THIS IS ALL WRONG!!!”

Without warning, the robot’s head burst into flames, shards of metal being sent in all directions. His metal arms were blown off to either side, and the flaming remnants of his lower half fell to the ground; knees first, followed by the lower half of the head.

I looked on at the display in front of me, and I couldn’t help but smile. I had slain the beast with nothing but my wits. Such a feat, I believed not even the cosmos itself would be able to replicate; not even in billions of years. I had proven to myself, and the world at large, that once again, facts and logic prevail over all adversity.

Once the fire had died down, I knelt down at Spin’s lower half, removed his large sneakers, and put them on myself. I then began to walk out of the woods in search of the nearest gas station.

It was time to treat myself to some coffee.

[cyberkitty1]

Hello! Can I ask for a Miles x Male reader? I request it to be like, something along the lines of the reader being depressed, everything goes wrong, and he finally returns home to miles after a long day and he begs him to make him a grilled cheese sandwich to make the day right again.

E!1610 Miles Morales x Male reader!

Everything was going wrong. At school you slipped and fell into a puddle drenching your uniform pants and crisp white shirt “ I ironed this for an hour to get the wrinkles out” you sighed to yourself. Picking yourself up you made your way to the nurse for a new change of clothes.

When it did come to an end you managed to get a ride on the bus and go home. Your day was just horrible you couldn't even fathom it. What did you do to deserve this?

Your eyes filled tears and you didn't even try to hold them back you just let them flow, wiping your tears away with your palms. “ What males me happy when im sad?” you thought over and over again till you remembered that Miles lived a short distance away so you called him, he picked up immediately “Hey principe, how was your day?”

You sniffle “ Horrible can you come over and make me a grilled cheese please? Its all I want right now”

His heart breaks hearing you like this.

“Of course Ill be over soon”

Exchanging goodbyes you then hang up and go take a shower and put on something more comfortable. Right as you were done he texts you saying hes here. You make your way downstairs unlocking the door.

He stands with a lopsided smile “Hey i brought everything I needed, whats wrong?” he walks in and you lock and shut the door “This day has just been horrible, all I want is a grilled cheese” you say frowning. He gives you one of his award wining hugs.

As hes making the grilled cheese you tell him about everything all he does is listen, thats what you love about him; he just lets you talk about what your going through. He looks at your face and doesn't interject hes just silent.

“ Here you go, Im glad you called and Im sorry you had such a bad day” he says kissing your cheek “ Its ok, you're here now” you say smiling at him “yea”.

With that you eat the grilled cheese feeding him some pieces as well. When its finished you start “ Thank you for coming, it means a lot” you say holding his hand. In turn he looks into your eyes with so much love you cant even explain it “ I would travel across the world to make you happy… and make you grilled cheese sandwiches.”

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I hope I have made this to your satisfaction!!

I wanted to let you all know that In doing a different approach on my taglist so please fill

THIS OUT!

(I know i didnt add a spot for non binary but I really dont use specific pronouns most of the time so choose FEMALE in that case!)

I find that some of you may identify not as what i’m writing and I don’t want you guys to be like misled yk? so please do it thank you!!

[eldrbraus]

TWISTED WONDERLAND BOOK 7 CHAPTER 2 SPOILERS. (summary, kinda. dont trust me a lot on literal translations its more of a general summary and i could be wrong with some things. also its kind of live reaction so. yeah. this shit is long btw. too much lore.)

no spoilers in tags, but beware that i will be spoiling the whole chapter for people who cant wait for the full translation/people who cant read it

we begin.

>lilia is asking malleus to use the dorm for a “im going away lol” party that apparently the whole dorm is organizing??? damn lilia way to make malleus sad lmao

>MALLEUS IS INVITED!!!!!!! HES INVITED HE GOT AN INVITATION AND EVERYTHING!!! SOBS. he even accepts it this is a glorious day for dragonchan

>uhhh something i dont fully understand but goes along the lines of malleus.. had gao gao kun.. FOR 17 YEARS??? AND WHEN SOMETHING HAPPENED TO THE TOY HE WOULD GO TO LILIAS HOUSE FOR HIM TO HELP HIM??? omg thats so fucking cute help

>basically more talk about how time goes away way too fast for malleus

>lilia comments how the more time you spend with someone the harder it is to say goodbye (bestie arent you going away like too easily then? sus.)

>lilia left and OOP. MORE MALLEUS BLOT. NOT GOOD. malmal is very confused??

>lilia goodbye party already??? wtf thats fast

>so apparently every single character is going to be here (almost...)

>hmh where the fuck is malleus? lol what

>trey says something along the lines of lilia having a hmmmmmm unique??? way of cooking LMAO. lilia thanks trey for his cooking advice (YOU DIDNT LISTEN EVEN ONCE WHAT THE FUCK LILIAAA)

>cater....... hes so sad about lilia leaving the music club :((( he thanks lilia for being friends and they take a pic together waaaaa ;;

>lmao leona appeared and lilia is teasing him so much bcs leona is glad to not see lilia again

>LEONA WANTS TO LEAVE BUT RUGGIE SAID “NO??? THIS IS FREE FOOD??? R U DUMB” HELP

>octavinelle time! lilia basically gives all of them advice (azul dont be too greedy or it will kill you wwwww)

>floyd says something like “why are you leaving actually” and lilia says something along the lines of “i dont want you to see the ?? me?” the what you i didnt understand that part what are you hiding little bitch

>KALIM BASICALLY SAID THAT IF LILIA GOES TO HIS COUNTRY HE WOULD HAVE VIP TREATMENT FROM HIS FAMILY HELLO? and jamil comments how kalim wanted to gift him an instrument but they needed a TRUCK TO MOVE IT???? tf were you giving him, an organ?

>now to pomefiore, vil comments how malleus restored his beauty at the end of book 6 and wonders if they can do a magic transfer (?) of the same type to lilia and he says nah

>BECAUSE HES JUST OLD

>pomefiore is like ? arent you the same age as us

>LORE BOMBSHELL, LILIA SAYS HES ALMOST 700 YEARS OLD??????? (way less than i expected?? lol)

>LMAO THEYRE SO SURPRISED. rook asked if malleus is as old as lilia and lilia said that malleus is younger??? or that hes as old as them??? i didnt get that very well but something along the lines of malleus being way younger than lilia basically

>lilias family members are supposed to reach 1000 years old but apparently lilia was to eager? well not that, like he fucked up by playing too many games and that somehow made him old very fast? what (i think this might be a misstranslation help because it doesnt make a lot of sense. but something along the lines of lilia being 700 or so and his family being much older usually but him not reaching that age)

>cant remember exactly where it was but lilia also coments about how the dragons usually live much longer and that 1000 years for them is like peak maturity, when they become adults

>IDIA IS CRYING BECAUSE HIS GAMER FRIEND IS RETIRING FROM GAMING BUT HE WONT FUCKING CONNECT THE DOTS AND REALIZE ITS LILIA LMAO

>HE FORGOT TO ASK HIM HIS CONTACTS HELPPPPP

>also apparently him and lilia were their own best and first friends in online games?

>oh malleus and silver time! theyre in the main road to the main building 

>malleus is throwing a mild tantrum (?) and he made snow??? apparently

>silver fucking crying because he wasnt able to do anything for his dad bruh malleus feels the same

>more malleus blot?? what the fuck thats fast

>UH OH MALLEUS HAS AN IDEA. that cant be good.

>back to the party, first years time

>basically all thank lilia for everything

>i think ortho knows about lilia and idia being gamer friends but wont tell them??? he just said that idia didnt want to come and hands lilia a list of everything idia is playing (and lilia is surpised because most of the games are the same BUT HE WONT REALIZE) so maybe they can play a match before he retires i guess???? theyre so close to finding out but they wont fucking do it im going insane

>idia didnt come to the aprty btw he is the only character that is not there because he was mourning his friend quitting the game lmao

>lilia thanks yuu once again for being friends with malleus?

>HUH? A DREAM???? BUT YUU IS NOT ASLEEP TF

>yuu asks lilia if they can do anything for him and lilia asks the first years to be friends with sebek because poor croc hasnt made a single friend rip

>lilia apologized for sebeks behaviour bcs ace i believe said that he was so rude and said to sebek to behave but sebek.... refuses? lol

>LILIA IS GOING ALREADY AND MALLEUS AND SILVER ARE NOT BACK YET STOP.

>apparently lilias card for nrc arrived 500 years ago but he didnt care back then? so when malleus received his much later he went along with him (and he thanks crowley for letting him enter the school 500 years later lol)

>LILIA IS GOING

>MALLEUS AND SILVER ARRIVED ON TIME!

>malleus is really happy everyone is there

>??? the party said that no gift was needed but malleus is brining lilia a gift anyways, a “blessing”. uhhhh. 

>m. malleus is like way too happy about this. hes saying something along the lines of “today we dont celebrate an end but a beginning” uh. not good.

>this bitch is way too happy tf

>BASICALLY MALLEUS PLAN IS THE MUGEN TSUKUYOMI HELP?

>ORTHO IMMEDIATELY DETECTED BLOT RISING

>crowley is fucking alarmed and he lets everyone use their magic 

>malleus regular battle HE HAS 300K HP AND REGENS 60K EVERY SINGLE TURN??????? BASICALLY AN IMPOSSIBLE BATTLE LIKE THE FIRST BATTLE IN THE GAME AGAINST THE CHIMERA

>you will lose this battle

>lilia tried to make magic to stop him but says something like “this body cant even do magic like that anymore?!” tf you mean “this body” do you have other bodies like dottore or what

>everyone is scared shitless HUH

>lilia is now insulting malleus calling him a dumbass or smth and saying that he doesnt know what hes doing and malleus screams that hes doing this to not lose him HELP

>sebek and silver are trying to calm things down, it obviously doesnt work

>malleus says something about grabbing his hand??? scary

>he gave his blessing! its a long ass spell btw. i think his “blessing” is his unique magic

>DAMN THAT LILIA SCREAM

>MALLEUS FUCKING OVERBLOTS. ALREADY???

>THE WHOLE SCHOOL WAS COVERED IN THORNS AND EVERYONE FALLS ASLEEP???

>malleus saying something about 1000 years will pass very quick wtf

>”you will become the heroes of the story”? malmal says something like that

>AND NOW

>AND FUCKING NOW

>WE RETURN TO THE TWISTED WONDERLAND LOGO. THE ONE FROM THE BEGINNING OF THE GAME. WHILE MALLEUS HUMMS ONCE UPON A DREAM.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT.

THE TIME LOOP THEORY? HUH?

[mannaima]

Can i request some filty noncon for eddie munson..

just imagine your dustins older sister you come home from collage for spring break and meet eddie, at first you dont think much of the lingering stares and ''accidental'' toutches if only u hadn't been so naive

Homesick

Omgmgk Fmfmfm I’ve literally been thinking of this exact scenario for days and I get THIS in my inbox. It’s like fate.

Summary: You take a trip back to Hawkins and you meet an unfamiliar character.

Pairing: Dark! Eddie Munson x fem! Reader

Word Count: 4K

Warnings: Noncon, pregnancy, breeding, slight stalking (if u squint), pevert eddie, babytrapping

Hawkins. A lovely place, something you wish you could say, but there’s a reason you moved almost across the country to California for college. Well, not the only reason, you had a wide variety of colleges to choose from compared to Indiana, but you wanted to get away from that stuffy town, and college was your chance. You’d never tell anyone that, no, it’s like the people of this town have some unspoken love for it, despite its many many flaws. Spring break was approaching, and you were given two weeks off. A phone call one night before your vacation revealed your mom had bought you tickets to come back to Indiana, much to your displeasure. You wanted to spend your last spring break getting drunk with some of the few friends you had, catching up on some reading and maybe making a mixtape or two. But instead, your gracious mother had decided the best decision would be to buy you a ticket to boring old Hawkins. You pretended to be excited on the phone with your mom, her giddy tone made you feel guilty for not wanting to come, but as soon as you bid her a “see you soon!” You nearly punched a hole in your wall out of anger. Say goodbye to drunk nights at some random frat house, and say hello to boring old Hawkins.

It had been almost a full three years since you last came home, you were slightly nervous of all the changes. The plane ride was like a blur. A long. Boring. Blur. You just hoped your mom was still the sweet, albeit, a little crazy, woman. And you hope your baby brother was still the little dork he was, you sorta missed them. The flight had finally ended, the pain searing through your body as you stood, you felt like you had worked out for hours. God, why was being on an airplane so exhausting. You had gathered your luggage and you had begun to look around for your mother and brother, who had promised to pick you up.

“Think fast!” You had whipped your head in the direction of the voice, it sounded familiar to your brother’s slight lisp, only to be smacked in the face with a bouquet of flowers.

“Dustin! That's no way to greet your sister!” Your mom began to scold him and hit him on the back, which prompted a sour look to appear on his face.

“It was just a joke…” you had smiled at him and gave him a hug, you didn’t really care, you just missed being around your family, despite not even wanting to come here in the first place. Your mom joined in the hug, which made you feel warm, for the first time in a long time.

————

After moving your clothes and other assorted items back into your old room, you had felt truly at home. Just like the old days, only now you felt a little less anxiety knowing you didn’t need an escape plan, it was all temporary.

You got the usual questions, “how’s school?” “Is everyone in California stuck up?” “Do you live next to a celebrity?” “Do you have a boyfriend?”

You particularly didn’t like that last question, but you opted to pretend like it was like the others, not wanting anyone to pry further. You had a nice dinner with your mom and Dustin, talking, laughing, just like the days when you were young. Dustin talked a lot about this hellfire club, his old friends that you didn’t care about enough to remember their names, and some new dude named Eddie, who was apparently twenty? You side eyed your mom, but she dismissed it, apparently he was a sweet kid. He talked about fighting the monsters around town, meeting his girlfriend, and a bunch of other stuff that made you smile. You were glad life wasn’t boring for him, he found happiness where he is. You wish you could say the same.

You bid them goodnight, you were basically half dead from the flight and all you wanted was the sweet comfort of your bed, which made you pass out almost immediately from the soft cushion feeling.

——-

“But mom, pleaseeeee! Mike can’t host Hellfire tonight because his parents are having a party and Will and Lucas' parents won’t be home!” You heard your little brothers whining as you walked out of your bedroom, rubbing your eyes and yawning.

“I’m sorry dusty, but I have work tonight and I won’t be home until after midnight, maybe you boys will just have to cancel-“

“NO! Anything but that please! I promise to be responsible, take out the trash when you tell me to, and-“ His babbling went on, but when your eyes locked on to him, he stopped, and his eyes lit up.

“SHE CAN WATCH US!!! She’s old enough! Oh please please mom! I promise we’ll take good care of the house.” Your mom looked worried, but when she looked at you, she looked at the ground and sighed.

“I don’t want a single thing messy or broken by morning! And if your sister tells me you guys didn’t listen to her or were too loud, you’ll never have friends over while I’m gone again!” Dustin nodded and practically pushed your mom out the door, telling her to be safe at work and to have fun. You sighed, knowing you’d have to take care of a bunch of kids, nerdy ones at that.

“Did you really have to volunteer me? Now I have to watch you freaks instead of doing stuff that actually entertains me.”

“Well I don’t think drinking vodka until you can’t remember your name is something mom would approve of either way, so you’d have to watch me regardless. Besides, you can just stay in your room, Eddie can watch over us.”

“Oh, so is Eddie like your big brother now?” Dustin playfully punched your shoulder, prompting you to push him back. 

Oh this was gonna be fantastic.

———

Around the time it was getting dark is when you heard the sound of people arriving. You trusted Dustin to be responsible and not light the house on fire, so you just stayed in your room reading some book you left on your bookshelf and playing ‘The Smiths’. You were at peace, hoping to keep it like that for a while.

You heard talking, shuffling, some small bangs here and there, but nothing to draw your attention. You were almost done with your book when you suddenly heard a loud scream, which made you jump into a panic state. All you cared about was Dustin, so you bursted out of your room. Only to see a group of kids surrounded a table covered in graph paper and weird figures, and some guy on the floor pretending to be dying.

“Uhh. What’s going on here…” You looked weirded out to say the least, why was he screaming so loud.

The dude didn’t stop though, his long hair flopping back and forth as he made gurgling noises and just overall strange sounds, you felt a tinge of embarrassment for him. But, in reality, you were the outsider, you were the weird one, everyone else seemed like they were having a good time, laughing along with the strange man, so you opted to just leave after he continued to “die”, and after the weird look your brother gave you. So much for trying to protect them…

Settling back into your room, you once again picked up the book and began to read, humming to the soft music, just low enough to hear the occasional laugh and bump from the group of kids. You sighed, looking at the clock, waiting for the time to go by quicker so you could fall asleep in peace, without being woken up by your mother about how irresponsible it would be to sleep while you were supposed to take care of your brother. The calm atmosphere was ruined by a knock at the door. You got up to open it, hopefully thinking it was Dustin telling you that everyone was leaving.

Instead, it was the weird guy, long shaggy hair, and a smile on his face.

“Um. Hello?” You greeted him, he seemed fixated on the room behind you.

“Woah, you like Joy Division? New order? The Clash! That’s surprising coming from a girl like you! I’m more of a metal guy myself, but these aren’t half bad…” He had pushed past you and began walking around your room, pointing at posters plastered against your wall.

“Girl like… Me?” You were slightly offended, making sure your face and tone of voice made that fact clear.

“No, look I didn’t- I meant it like- Uh. Let’s start over.” He whipped back to you and shook your hand.

“I’m Eddie Munson, President of Hellfire Club, and you are….” He began to shake your hand as you slowly said your name, very awkward…

“Sorry for the rude introduction back there, I just got really into the game. Did want to properly introduce myself to my best friend’s sister. How come I’ve never seen you before?”

“Oh, well I go to school in California. Haven’t been back to Indiana in a few years.”

“Aw, I get that. Well, it’s nice to meet you, gotta get back to the game. Hope to see you around!” He left, leaving you confused as you watched him join the game. What a strange man.

———-

Eddie didn’t have to hope for too long. He began to see you almost every day for the next week. He had decided Dustin’s place would be best for their next campaign, which they decided to do every night of the week since it was spring break, and they had nothing better to do. It was perfect for them, your mom was out until one in the morning, so they could be as loud as they wanted to. You didn’t feel like scolding a bunch of kids for screaming over fictional monsters.

But Eddie seemed oddly fixated on you. You didn’t want to seem like you were conceded, but he would stare at you the few times you left the room. He would step in the kitchen with you and just say he was getting water, but he took his sweet time grabbing a cup and staring at you while he drank. You could pass it off as him trying to get to know someone his age, instead of hanging out with a bunch of kids almost six years younger than him. But he looked at your lips more than your eyes, he always seemed to laugh at things you weren’t trying to sound funny. When you asked the group if they wanted pizza, he made sure to follow you in the kitchen while you called to order it.

“Do you think you could order a sausage pizza?” He made sure to put a lot of emphasis on the word sausage, and you swore you saw him lick his lips as you looked away. Yes, everything you said could just be seen as being nice, but with everyone else he seemed goofy and funny, but once he was alone with you, he seemed almost like the perverts you’d meet during frat parties.

Early in the day, you ran to the pharmacy to grab a few things. But you wish you had gone to the one just a few blocks away, cause Eddie freaking Munson was right in front of you, thankfully, not paying attention to you. If you only moved quicker, because the second you even thought about walking out, his eyes turned to look at you.

“Hey cutie!” You felt grossed out by the little nickname, but what was even grosser was what he was holding.

Condoms. Not just any, but the brand known to be for larger sizes. He also held some bottle of soda and a few bags of chips, but your eyes bore into the specific contraceptive. 

“Hi Eddie. Sorry to bother you, I’m already about to check out-“

“Oh, I’ll check out with you!” Your eyes almost rolled to the back of your head out of frustration, but you just smiled and walked to the register.

“Soooo, did Dustin tell you about the sleepover tonight?” Your eyes nearly blew out your socket.

“Sleepover? At… my house?” He gave you a huge nod, almost like a little kid.

“It’s just gonna be me, your brother, Mike and Lucas! The other parents weren’t ok with it sadly.” You wanted to run out of the store at that very second. You had to not only deal with boys for an evening, but now all night? You firstly wanted to punch Dustin for not telling you sooner and also wanting to punch the smiling man in front of you.

Even though your items were separate, the cashier gave you two a smirk. You were confused until you saw the condoms on the conveyor belt right next to your assorted items.

“Thank god you guys are using protection. Kids these days are so irresponsible….” You wanted to interrupt her and tell her this freak standing next to you was not your boyfriend, not even your friend! But Eddie laughed, and swung his arm around you. Oh god, embarrassment filled your entire body. You wanted to die right then and there. You can’t believe he just did that. You paid for your things as quickly as possible and walked out the store. You hated Eddie Munson. 

“Hey! Wait up! I'm sorry!” He was a pretty fast runner, cause he caught up with you in record time. 

“I’m sorry, I just didn’t want the cashier to feel awkward. I kinda freaked out too, don’t worry. I'm sorry, can I make it up to you?” You shook your head, you didn’t want whatever favor he’d grant you.

“It’s fine. I'm just embarrassed. You don’t need to do anything.” He had his arms on your shoulders now, and he got close, almost like he was gonna kiss you.

“Ya sure?” You nodded and he smiled, got into a more acceptable position and ruffled your hair. You began to walk in the other direction, hoping he would get the hint and leave you alone. Thankfully, he did.

————

The stares tonight were more intense than any this entire week. You were baking some cookies, you were bored of just reading and listening to music, so you used some baking skills to make the kids some treats. But the kitchen and the living room had a clear view of each other, so everytime your eyes went to glance at the group, you caught Eddie staring at you. It was creepy. He had a weird smile. You just thought he was excited for cookies, but you just chose to believe your lies. You felt sick knowing he wasn’t gonna leave by the end of the night as usual, no, he was gonna be sleeping in the house you were supposed to feel safe in.

You just wanted to be asleep as soon as possible, so you didn’t have to do anything with them, not like they ever asked you, but who knows.

“Cookies are done guys. They’re in the kitchen if you want it, I-I’m going to bed…” You don’t know why you sounded so sad and nervous, maybe it was the stress of being confined into a small town again, or just missing California.

“Whatttt, why so early?” Eddie chimed, hand on his chin like he was staring at you for a while.

“Just don’t feel good. But don’t let that keep you guys from being loud, I can barely hear you in my room. Have fun guys.” You lied, you could hear them being very loud, using music to drown out the sound, but you could put on earplugs if you needed to, you wanted these kids to have fun. You laid down on top of your bed and started to fall asleep, you were so tired from the stress of everything that you seemed to sleep almost instantly, letting your mind create shapes and colors as you drifted into dreamland.

———-

You felt something. You felt multiple things actually, a touch on your cheek, the sheets shifting, your neck being rubbed. You kept your eyes shut, it was probably a dumb prank from your brother and his friends, it had to be, who else would be touching you? You wanted to give no reaction, nothing that would indicate you were annoyed or upset about this. But, the touches wouldn’t stop. There was no boyish giggle after they touched you, no, you heard a soft moan as the strokes got lower, to the neckline of your shirt and one hand began to rub even lower. This wasn’t the work of some kids, it was clearly someone with disgusting intentions. You finally got the courage to open your eyes.

Eddie. You knew it was him the second you saw his messy hair. He wore a Metallica tee, loose and had a few holes around it, clearly worn. His rings weren’t on, and his hair seemed more a mess than usual, probably from laying down. Fear sorta ran through your body, you were very tired and had no energy, but you were still scared and disgusted.

“Oh, you’re awake.” He said as if you were supposed to be used to this, so nonchalantly. The way his hands moved around were skilled, like he knew where to touch to make you feel good. But you didn’t like it.

“You’re so pretty. I can’t stop looking at that cute face, you’re just so adorable. When Dustin first told me he had a sister, I thought you’d be some nerdy girl, some geek like him, but no, you’re this little sexy deviant. But if you were a nerd you’d still be hot. B-But, anyways, I really can’t stop staring at that body like. Fuck, you’re so pretty. Ok, what I’m asking is, will you be my Girlfriend?” He was nervously looking at you, the words spilling from his mouth like word vomit, voice even cracking at certain points. You just stared at him, he couldn’t be serious, right? He couldn’t actually think that you would say yes, after he woke you up by touching you in your own bed.

“W-what? No, I can’t. You’re, you’re… Look. Maybe you’d be sweet, but I'm just not into you like you are with me. Also, this isn’t something guys should do. You shouldn’t creep on someone and wake them up in their own bed. Sorry Eddie, can you please leave now?” You felt nervous saying all that, yes, he did do some creepy stuff, but you didn’t want to hurt his feelings too much. He just stared at you. No emotion on his face at all, eyes sinking into yours, when suddenly it was replaced with a smile. Like he just got a joke.

“Ohhh, I get it! You’re playing hard to get! You want me to keep trying. So clever. Come here.” You shook your head, about to tell him he was wrong, that all you wanted was to sleep, but he slammed his lips against yours. His lips moved while you tried to purse your lips as tight as possible, sadly, you didn’t move quick enough, because his tongue slipped into between your now moist lips. You felt sick, you wanted to gag and scream and tell him to leave you alone, but you froze up.

His hands moved around your body, sliding around your waist as he reached to squeeze your behind, which warranted a twitch from you, and more squirming. He just wouldn’t get the hint, the longer his tongue moved in your mouth the more you began to blame yourself. Did you lead him on? Did you say things to seduce him? Were you in the wrong? But you just kept letting the thoughts get to you as you lay still, his hands never leaving your skin, the warmth suddenly felt like burning heat. His mouth began to move away, a trail of saliva connecting the two of you, barely visible in the dark room, illuminated by the moonlight.

“You’re so fucking beautiful. I don’t think a single girl has ever compared to you. You’re gorgeous.” His eyes stared into yours, romantic words spilling off his lips, but it was in one ear and out the other. The love he radiated maybe would have wowed you years ago, but after dealing with frat creeps, you knew the lengths men would go through to get into your pants. But strangely, the more he spoke, the more genuine he seemed to become. Letting himself stutter and trip on his words as he confessed his love to you. He probably didn’t know more than your favorite color, how could he possibly love you?

He gave you a kiss on your forehead before shifting your figure on to your back, his legs straddling around you. He seemed to be only wearing his boxers, because he pulled out his cock in record time. You winced, knowing you only wore panties and a tee from your college, too lazy to put on proper pajamas. You were setting yourself up, you had let yourself be vulnerable knowing he was in your home, it’s like inviting the prey to kill you.

“Fuck. I bet you did this for me. Waiting for me to get in here. Look at you, all exposed to me…” His middle finger began to pull down your panties, cold air hitting your pussy, making you jump.

“I can’t wait any longer, I’m sorry princess. When we do it at my house I promise to do more.” He swiped off your panties and began rubbing his tip all around your entrance up to the clit. It was a strange feeling, you didn’t like it, despite getting pleasure out of it. You didn’t have any more time to analyze the feeling before he began to push into you, making you whip your head up. Before you could even make any type of noise he slapped his palm against your mouth, shushing you while he pushed in further. Your cries were muffled by his hand, but you hoped someone could hear you. The pain felt unbearable. It stung, burned, ached, everything in the book, nothing but stupid pain. 

“I know, I know, baby. I know it hurts. It’s okay, it’s gonna feel good soon, just let me thrust, alright?” You shook your head, you knew the pain would just amplify, and you were correct. After the incredible pain of bottoming out into you, he began to move his hips, dry cock filling your pussy. You squirmed, eyes closed as you screamed into his hand. He kept lowly groaning as he did so, and his pace quickened.

Despite you shaking your head, the pain began to slowly fade away as you could wear wet noises, sloshy and strange, but you knew it was the body's natural response to this type of infliction. You cursed the female form, but you began to feel pleasure take effect. You wanted to stop yourself, you wanted to keep screaming, but you began to moan, it felt incredibly good, you had forgotten the pain he had inflicted on you, almost like you were in a trance.

“Aw fuck, you like that baby? I b-bet you do, your pussy is so fuckin’ tight right now, it’s squeezing me so hard. You’re gonna make me c-cum baby. Jesus…” He didn’t stop his speedy pace, he let himself moan a little louder, but his hand kept pressing against you rather harshly. You couldn’t take it, it was so overwhelmingly amazing, you kept your eyes shut, as every glance at him made you remember this wasn’t to be enjoyed, but the pleasure you felt couldn’t be ignored, you could do nothing but allow it to happen, too weak to fight back. 

“Oh god my love, I’m gonna cum. I'm gonna cum inside you. Y-yeah. M-make you a mommy. Y-you’re gonna be all pregnant with my kid. It’s gonna have such a pretty mom. I love you, oh my god I love you.” He tried to stay quiet, but he got rather loud, but your eyes opened immediately at the word “pregnant.” Oh my god, he wasn’t actually going to cum in you was he? You remembered he had bought condoms at the store, you had assumed he slipped one off while you were trying to make yourself disappear. He was just saying that, maybe he’s trying to scare you. Please be a prank, please just be him trying to make you intimidated, please please please.

And with a muffled moan into his free hand, he slammed his hips into you and let out his cum in your pussy. You felt the warmth flow within you, you could feel it running, a feeling like no other. You just stared at the ceiling, you couldn’t believe it. Your little brothers best friend just came inside you, possibly getting you pregnant of a baby you never wanted, from sex you never asked for. The numbness took over, you hadn’t noticed he’d taken out his cock from inside you and had pulled up his boxers and smiled at you, he laid by your side.

“You know…” He stroked your cheek, making you look at him, face as emotionless as possible.

“I wonder how cute our babies would look…”

—————

Your life has changed since that night, that disgusting, horrible night. That night became one of many. 

After he had taken you by force, he had taken it upon himself to tell your mom you two had begun to go out. She was shocked, saying how she’d never expect you to date someone from Hawkins, always expecting you to date some surfer from California. Yep, you never thought the same.

You felt as if Eddie had told everyone in town you two were a couple, because in two days, old high school acquaintances had come over to say hi and say how good it is to meet you, and how they never thought you’d be dating the current school freak. You never thought you would either.

Eddie had also told your mom that you were pregnant, which you had no idea if you were. She was shocked, but not upset, but told you she wouldn’t let you return to California, that you would spend your days in Hawkins, you needed to stay with the father. She was the one paying for your tuition, so your hands were tied. Eddie also had his own threats involving a knife or two. You felt sick, your dreams of living anywhere else except Hawkins, Indiana were crushed by some guitar freak who now was the father of your children.

Everyday, Eddie kissed your stomach and then you, cracking a few jokes as he laid with you. All you did was stare at the wall and wondered how different life would be if you never came back. If you stayed in california. If you cut off contact from your mom, if you had only come for a weekend. Anything. But you just looked at Eddie talking and explaining something about DnD. You missed California more than anything, you missed the bright sun that kissed your skin when you left the house, you couldn’t stand the gloomy weather that constantly cursed Hawkins. You missed the girlfriend’s you made, sure, they weren’t the best of friends, but so much better than the so-called-friends you had here in Hawkins. You missed being free most of all. Eddie insisted you stay inside all day, not letting you get a job or go anywhere without him. You stayed in his trailer all day while he attended school, his after school activities and sold his drugs. You could do nothing but stare at the wall and wish you had never come back.

Your stomach grew, there wasn’t any way you weren't pregnant, he constantly fucked you and came in you each time. Despite the treatment Eddie gave you, you stroked your belly while he was gone, maybe it was instinct or hormones, but you loved the baby growing inside you. Maybe you could learn to love the man who helped you make it.

[loversj0y]

hello

im leaving this blog up as an archive of my past work even though i no longer wish to support that man in anyway. as a victim of DV, i find myself horrified to learn that a man i looked up to as a comfort in times i was struggling with these issues was perpetuating the same cycle of hurt i struggle with. it goes without saying that i am fully in support of shelby, and i think she is insanely brave and strong and courageous for being able to speak up. i want to thank her. not just for sharing her story and letting other victims feel seen, but also for shedding light on how truly vile this man is.

while i always knew that i never truly knew who wilbur was, and most of my works were simply using his face and name as some sort of claim to the person i wished to find and wished to see, it is still so horrifying to find out how someone i thought would be safe is an abuser.

i am still struggling with it if i am being honest because there was so much he did that helped me get through some of the worst times in my life. regardless i dont want to stand here and appear as though i support someone who is so vile.

even though i have barely used this blog for a long time now, i still felt making my stance clear was important.

if you want to follow me/support my work/just talk to me, i just set up a new blog @marstarion which i will likely use to talk a lot about my current hyperfixation (astarion from balders gate) though whether or not i write anything will be dependent as ive become a very busy person. if you just want to find me, @redwisterias is my main kind of spam blog.

i wish you all well, and i thank you all so much for the support you have given me. and remember to be kind to yourselves. and most of all, remember to support victims.

goodbye from loversj0y, hope you all enjoyed your time here

[yelshin]

SAVING WHO? I ONLY KNOW SPENDING | MLIST | ♡

﹙SCARAMOUCHE/WANDERER X FEM READER﹚

An: lets all take a break from Xiao and Scaramouche's bs AND FOCUS ON SPOILING THIS SPOILED KITTEN. also i didn't add the pics since i dont think its necessary anymr and yes this is still Adopting Meowmouche fic

Tw: none

"[Name] i sent some money on your bank account, since you deserved it very much my dear; u can spend it on whatever you like" Your heard your mother speak through the phone and you have mixed feelings about what she said; concerned and happiness.

"but Mother i already have my own money.. you should save up for yourself too yknow.." your mother chuckled and said "we both know that your mother dont know what is the word saving up!" You laughed with her on the phone, you agree with her because when you met Kuni you immediately showered him gifts and even affection!

"mother i think i know where i got this genes coming from" you giggled while looking down at your sleeping kitten at your lap "Mhm definitely not coming from me" you let out few laughs before saying your goodbye to your mother and wishing her to take care as always and hung up

"Now where should we start first.."

1. First things first you head to the store to buy 2 sack of cat food; wondering how will you carry it to your cart with Kuni inside your bag while watching you struggle to lift up a heavy sack 'this is harder than i thought..' you gathered up your strength and successfully carried the sack and put it on your cart, tho you wanna bring another one but you decided to buy one for now.

2. "Do you want that?" You asked Kuni while he keeps staring at the cat bed and it looks REALLY fluffy. He look at you with THOSE big doe eyes which you can't resist; he knew your weakness. He can basically just stare at you and viola! He gets whatever he wanted. You chuckled before petting him "alright well lets see the price-..." You went silent as you check the tag price, sweating drop you look at Kuni while he keep looking at you with those eyes (new west fr/j) "We promised that our budget will be only 1k but... Scrap it! Im buying this." You added the soft and fluffy cat bed in the cart and move on forward.

3. "You already have a cat tree at your rook but It looks boring... Should we buy this?" You point at the very looking expensive cat tree that have some cat toys inside it, Kuni meowed and look around before meowing again. You didn't understand him but you'll just take it as a yes "does this thing even fit in the car..?" You asked yourself and ended up adding it to your mountain cart full of everything that Kuni needs.

4. Just as you we're about to go to the counter you decided to buy Kuni some cat clothes. Now you're filling up your phone with billions of picture of him wearing a different cat clothes while squealing like a high school girl ignoring the weird looks that people gave you "OMG YOU ARE SO CUTE ON THIS!" lets be honest you devoured the whole cat clothing section..

Once you two got home you immediately placed everything on its place, and cook dinner for yourself and make a special food for Kuni. While cooking you heard your phone rang you stopped from cooking and picked up the phone

"hello who's this?"

"[Name] its me Ayaka.. do you have any spare cat toys because Thoma decided to keep a cat too so i was wondering if i could borrow those?"

"ofc! I could send the toys for you tomorrow, also i think you and Thoma should visit the house along with the new Cat he keep in" Ayaka hummed and you could feel her nod "Sure! But its only Thoma coming though because me and my brother have other plans tomorrow" You smiled while using your shoulder to hold the phone while cooking "Alright! Sounds great, stay safe Ayaka and tell Ayato and Thoma i said hi to them!"

"thank you [Name] and yes i will! Stay safe too!" She hang up and you almost drop your phone when you loosen up your shoulder but thank god you have Spiderman reflexes and you immediately catch it

"Kuni its time for dinner!" You called out, seeing no cat appearing or meowing "Kuni?" You start to look everywhere in the living room only to find him sitting on top of the the robot cleaner while the robot cleans the floor.

You chuckled before grabbing your phone and took a picture of him "C'mon lets go eat and after dinner you can sit on top of the cleaner again!" You smiled at him and the whole night you two spent watching movies while eating the delicious dinner you made.

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[strawbubbysugar]

Happy birthday Bubby!

Couple more questions!

-Are you able to say everyone’s ages in So(u)l, including the animatronics?

-Does June ever play his guitar and sing in public or at bars or anything or does he only do that at home now?

-Soulmate question, kinda regarding Rush and Morgan’s bond, does that imply that if you don’t have a soulmate due to your previous one passing away, you can get a new bond later even if your future soulmate already exists? Like the string will “wait” kinda until they’re ready? Or was Morgan and Rush’s string there right when Rush woke up?

-What are June, Hello, and Goodbye’s main fidgets/stims?

-Okay this might be weird lol but I’m curious, what are Hello and Goodbye’s favorite little things that June does in his sleep? Does he talk, twitch, unconsciously cling to them like a koala, anything like that?

-What kind of odd jobs does June do on the side?

Thank you!!

i wanna keep it vague, but June is roughly in his mid 20's matt is roughly in his mid-late 30's Marlow is roughly one year younger than June Morgan is two years older than June Hello is a year old (his AI is somewhere around June's age) Goodbye was a year older than June (now the same age as Hello) Rush is around 8 years old (his ai is early 30's) Wibble is around 6 years old (his ai is the same as Rush) Cammie is 4 around years old (her ai is the same as wibble and rush) Octavia is around 2 years old, but was technically never completed (her size makes it much easier to fit a more complex system in her, so her mental age is around 40) The skrittles have the same AI age as toddlers, but theyre a few months old Astro Cadet has been worked on off and on for about six years, and his ai is about the same age. It grows much slower than the WOW branded animatronics

Absolutely no in public things. He's gotten a lot more shy about performing since his band days. He only ever plays for hello/goodbye and piper

Soulmate marks are all about right time, right place. if you arent the version of yourself that would be soulmates with someone, no markings will show up. Morgan was a very different person with their last soulmate, and their life experiences changed who they are. it happens! people change, especially as they get older. its why a lot of people are told not to be upset if they dont get any markings until later on (SPOILERS BELOW) Its why samir and june didnt have any soul marks until samir was goodbye. he wasnt the person that wouldve been soulmates with june yet, he needed to experience and change and grow before that would happen. So did june!

June chews his lip a lot, and sighs. Sometimes he sighs for no reason just because he forgot to breathe. I think his favourite fidget toy would be one of those fidget cubes Hello stims by waving/flapping his arms, or playing with his hands. I think he'd enjoy fidget spinners or rubix cubes! Goodbye stims with squeezing/pressure. He'd enjoy weighted blankets, and I think he'd enjoy stress balls. Ones with thick stuff inside so he can really squeeze down

Hello likes it when June sighs in his sleep, or mumbles. Goodbye thinks its funny when he snores on occasion, and records it to play it back while pretending to nap. (taking inspiration from my roommate bc its hilarious, sometimes june will make the saddest, softest little sigh in his sleep and hello will wake him up like "WERE YOU HAVING A BAD DREAM ARE YOU OKAY" & june will be entirely confused)

June does a lil of everything. people in town come to him for a lot of stuff like yard work, painting houses/fences, cleaning houses. He occasionally comes into bryn's office and helps with anything they might need too, like fixing the chairs, etc. He's known as a jack of all trades around town (which makes him feel nostalgic, since that used to be what he called his childhood best friend)

[augustrambles]

DAY 2, TWEEK TWEAK, fluff alphabet

Requested

A -> Affection; how they like to show their love.

tweek shows his love by gifts. if its coffee or handmade drawings which usually turn out as if they were drawn by a two year old, but im sure you still love them. while he freaks out in case you dont like one of his gifts or you're getting sick of them, your smile makes it all worth it

B -> Beauty; what do they especially admire about you?

confidence, even if its not about yourself, just you hugging him tightly in public without being ashamed just gives him butterflies, the slightest amount of confidence makes him smile.

C -> Cuddles; how they like to cuddle you.

little spoon. i dont make the rules, he loves when you spoon him, its just something about you hugging him from behind that makes him smile, he luvs it

D -> Dancing; their favourite place to dance with you.

home, he doesnt dance much, but if you ever ask him to dance, he'd say yes. so at home isnt his favourite place, just his preferred place, again he doesnt like to dance much

E -> Excitement; do they get excited with you about things?

yes, sometimes, he gets excited and nervous at the same time if you guys have a date the day after or if you guys are going to meet the others parents, he gets excited just thinking hes going to see you the next day!

F -> First Date; your first date together.

i feel like it would be a movie date, at your house, watching a horror movie and then cuddling together would be your first date with tweek. eating popcorn while hugging eachother wrapped around in one of tweek's blankets

G -> Goals; i have no idea for G, im sorry

H -> Honesty; how open are they with you?

very! depending of course, if he'll get in trouble for telling you something, he'd get a bit nervous before saying it, but at some point he would tell you, beside that, he tells you everything

I -> I Love You; do they say it a lot? did they say it first?

you defs say it first, this man needs a lot of reassurance on saying "i love you" in the first few weeks. he thinks that you'll think he's being too rushed or whatever, but after he feels like he can say ily without being judged, he says it quite frequently especially in hello's and goodbye's

J -> Jealousy; do they get jealous?

yep, he doesnt get really mad neither does he get really sad, just insecure about himself, but a little bit of reassurance can make him get all better!!

K -> Kiss; their favourite place to kiss you.

not much of a kisser, but probably on the lips, he likes giving you little pecks as a goodbye kiss, gets really blushy and just.. butterflies.

L -> Little Spoon; who’s the little spoon?

gee i wonder

M -> Melody; what’s your song together?

i/me/myself by will wood , you'd introduce him to the song and he LOVES it! so now one of you guys can just be hearing it and go "hey thats our song"

N -> Nicknames; do they use nicknames for you?

not much, probably basic nicknames though or just a version of your name. usually just calls you by your name though

O -> Open Book; how hard was it to get to know them?

depends on what. he talks about his feelings and emotions so if its about that he's pretty open, has his flaws here and there but you know. if its about something personal that happened like a traumatic event, he'd take a longer time to open up about it.

P -> PDA; how affectionate they are in public.

holding hands and thats all he can do, key word: he. he allows you to give him kisses or hugs but he wont start them, too much pressure, pun intended

Q -> Quirk: a loveable trait of theirs.

how much he worries over you even if you're safe

R -> Romance; how romantic are they?

in the middle, he isnt too romantic like asking you on dates frequently but neither is he not romantic, to where he doensnt do much.

S -> Secrets; do they keep secrets from you?

again, like in O, he keeps secrets depending in the subject. at some point he'll tell you though

T -> Thrill; do they like to keep the relationship new and exciting?

not really, the relationship just moves on, it doesnt get boring because, this is south park.. nothing gets boring. but you and his relationship is full of love and you both believe it'll stay like that

U -> Understanding; how they comfort/support when you’re upset or anxious.

not the best comforter, but does try to stay calm himself when comforting others and especially you!! lots of hugs and affection

V -> Vexed; how easily they lose their temper.

he doesnt get mad over small things, (he does im in denial) but if he ever does he takes it out on other things like boxing, while maybe he could yell at you for things, ofc w a well done apology later, he wont insult you or take it too far. probs just "WHY DID YOU DO THAT??" and pulls his hair out twitching

W -> Weakness; what’s their weakness when it comes to you?

"tweek, calm down, i'm here for you, alright?" basically, comforting.

X -> Xtra; random hc about them.

hes a pain to sleep with (not in that way you sick perverts), he either hogs the blanket or kicks you, its a win for heavy sleepers

Y -> Years to Come; how they imagine your future together.

i dont ger this???, he images marriage then kids what else i dont think he creates fake scenarios to arms tonite by mother mother imagining him in the afterlife while you're crying over him and you and his 2year old kid repeating "wheres papa" while he tries to escape the after life and after that the song ends and francis forever plays and hes saying "i dont know what to do without you"

what im basically saying he creates fake scenarios of future hypothetical events that might happen but he wants to marry you basically

what kind of self insert is this

Z -> Zzz; how they are when they sleep.

like i said in X, hes a blanket hog and kicks in his sleep, you have to put him down for him to stay still

[unniekiwi]

i love the spider series so much its so cute i wanted to make a request based on it but i dont know the readers age in it. i wanted to request one where neteyam (or loak both are fine) fall in love with the reader after spending some time with him and becoming good friends and kind of get jealous because how close and affectionate he is to spider(cuddling calling him petnames like honey or paskalin platonically and such) and at some point spider notices tells kiri and they both decide to play matchmaker also could it have some moments with reader being soft with tuk i just love her so much. i would provide some more detail but like i said i dont know readers age in this so if hes the same age as spider

𝖠𝗏𝖺𝗍𝖺𝗋 𝖫𝗈'𝖺𝗄, 𝖭𝖾𝗍𝖾𝗒𝖺𝗆 𝗑 𝖬𝖺𝗅𝖾! 𝖧𝗎𝗆𝖺𝗇! 𝖱𝖾𝖺𝖽𝖾𝗋.

ASNDCKHDHO I LOVED THE REQUEST, THANK U SO MUCH! MY BOYS. ♡

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꒱࿐♡ ˚.*ೃ꒱࿐♡ ˚.*ೃ꒱࿐♡ ˚.*ೃ

-Thank you for tying my hair Tuk. - you said faintly looking at a proud Tuk of her work. You stood up and took her by the hand, the difference of height was not very noticeable, despite being much older than her you were not Na'vi. You walked to the Na'vi "house", all your friends were there; Kiri, Neteyam, Lo'ak and your only human friend, Spider. You and Spider have a cheesy sibling relationship, that's what you call it, you really like to show affection to your loved ones with unique nicknames. Tuk ran up to his brothers shouting "Hello!" so when you saw Spider you hugged him from the side. The Sully brothers watched the scene intently, seeing how touchy you are with Spider makes them jealous.

-How was without us sweetie? - You pat his head with a little smile until Tuk grabs your free hand and pulls you into the crowd of your friends.

-Look what hairstyle I've done to [Name]! - Tuk smiled happily, jumping up and down. You just hug her, your baby.

-It looks great on you, it fits you. - Kiri smiles at Tuk's reaction and looks at you. You looked at Tuk from above smiling.

-You look very handsome. - Spider looks at you with a sly look and you do the same and look at Tuk again.

The Sully brothers looked at Spider with a side-eye. Neteyam was about to speak but his brother stepped forward. Kiri and Spider looked at each other and chuckled under their breath. They were jealous even of their little sister, you give more hugs to her than to them. That's not coherent, not for siblings.

-You look good in everything. - Lo'ak smiles with his hand on his chest. Until Neteyam spoke up and crapped all over how simply he had answered.

-You need some decorations, later when I'm done with the task I'll decorate your hair. - Neteyam walked up to you and placed his hand on your head, you looked back at him smiling. Lo'ak was looking indignantly at his brother, really? He was just now understanding what betrayal felt like. Kiri and Spider covered their mouths so as not to be caught taunting at the two Na'vis.

Spider walks up to you and starts talking to you about how Norm epically felt and he mocked him. Mimicking Norm's footsteps you laughed and then laughed a lot more at the sight of Spider crying from laughter.

- I'd pay to see that in person! - you laugh more reaching out your hand to help Spider and he just pulls you down. - Spider… - you looked at him intensely with a murderous look on your face. Until you started tickling him and he started laughing, but the tickling started to be hitting. You looked like worms, more like animals, pulling each other's hair and biting each other with laughter.

-That's enough. - Kiri grabbed your arms and you kicked Spider in the abdomen. You laughed. You let out a breath and hugged Spider.

-Come here my little baby with beggar's dreadlocks. - As you stood up the brothers' ears lowered and their tails wagged from side to side. After saying goodbye to the sisters, Neteyam and Spider, you and Lo'ak were left alone. It came to your mind to go to the place where you and Lo'ak first met. - Shall we go? - you asked as you looked at the boy. Lo'ak nodded and followed you. He didn't know where you were taking him, but all he wanted was to spend time with you.

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You didn't talk at all on the way, it was a comfortable silence, something Lo'ak loved. When you arrived Lo'ak smiled, he loved the place where you met, he only spied you from afar for fear of talking to you until Spider introduced you to each other in the same place.

-Good. Do you want to talk? I've noticed that your father has been overdoing it lately. - You sat down on the floor and he sat down next to you. Another thing he loves about you is how observant you are, there's no need to tell you something is wrong, you already know that. He just snorted and spoke.

-I feel like I'm disappointing him more every day. I don't know what to do anymore. - Lo'ak looks at you with a sad look and you look at him with your sad lips, you want to help him, you hate to see him like this.

-I'm serious, I don't mind talking to Jake if I have to. - Lo'ak smiled sweetly at your kindness, he's glad you understand and defend him, he's always felt misunderstood, but that doesn't happen with you.

-I don't know if it will do any good, but thank you [Name]. - You hugged him sideways, his ears and tail showed how excited he was. His cheeks burned, his arms wrapped around you tenuously, he didn't want to break you or hurt you. He took the opportunity to inhale your scent, you smelled like plants, flowers and sweet food, he smiled again and moved you from side to side. You laughed at his adorable behavior, you love how cute Lo'ak can be hiding under that rebelliousness.

You spent the morning talking about simple things; things that have happened to you, your family, your favorite singer and their new album. Lo'ak loves to see sparkles in your eyes every time you talk about something about Earth. He finds it adorable. He told you about his adventures, missions and his funny father's quarrels. And not least, his typical pratfalls that make you laugh a lot. Everything to make you smile.

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Already in the afternoon, Kiri and Spider talked about the brothers and you. First they made sure to be alone without Tuk. Because otherwise she would tell the brothers and that was not part of the plans, for the moment. They were going to play Celestina, their plan was based on making the two confess their love for you.

Neteyam was doing his best to finish all the chores and then go to decorate your hair. And he succeeded, he went to his grandmother, she had the hair decorations that Kiri keeps.

-Are they for [Name]? - the grandmother asks making a cream. Neteyam got embarrassed, sometimes he hates that her grandmother notices everything. He only answered with a low yes, his cheeks flushed. He grabbed everything and hurried off to find you.

There you were, making a crown of plants with Kiri, Lo'ak at your side and Tuk on your laps. Spider was resting his arms on your head, he was talking to Kiri about his idea of creating an Avatar. Lo'ak was passing you the plants contentedly and Tuk was placing the flowers. Seeing his brother laughing with you, Spider being affectionate and Tuk sitting on you made him a little angry and jealous.

-Neteyam! - Tuk gets up from your lap and runs up to her brother smiling, Neteyam holds her up and smiles, adorable. Spider and Kiri looked at each other and nodded, they called Lo'ak to come with them to pick some fruits. Lo'ak thought about it, he didn't want to leave, he wanted to stay with you and he didn't want to leave his brother with you either.

-Lo'ak go and pick that fruit that tastes like melon, please! - you pouted looking at the Na'vi, he just sighed and smiled. - I will pick it just for you. - You smiled and thanked him with a wink. He blushed and left happily.

-Neteyam you have managed to do all the chores. When are you going to rest? - you ask as Neteyam stands behind you to decorate your hair with earrings and small decorated wooden rings.

-I'm the future Toruk Makto. It is my responsibility so that I can be worthy to lead in the future. - He sounded so sure of being The Toruk Makto, you guess he has already assumed it, he has to be yes or yes, he has to. You feel a little pity for him, it's a big responsibility and he's only fifteen.

His hands caressed your hair with care, so much that you felt sleepy. - And is it really something you have decided? - with a soft voice you asked and he just sighed and quietly said no. - I wish I could do something about it… We are here, Nete. - Neteyam rested his hands on your shoulders and hugged you from behind, his ears lowered and his tail swept across the grass from side to side. Your hand reached for his head and you petted it.

- [Name…] I see you. - Neteyam spoke and at that moment your eyes opened, Tuk's face froze in a smile looking at you.

That's when Lo'ak appeared, he had heard it. Angrily he walked over to where you were standing and handed you the fruits. He put his hand on his brother's shoulder and turned him around. Neyetam looks at him with resentment.

- Bro… You know I like him too. - Kiri and Spider froze, the plan was going so well, what happened? It ended up going wrong. Tuk looked at the scene with his lips down. You turned around, what. Both of them? Lucky you, millions of Na'vis would want to be in your position. You definitely have bitches.

-Both of you?! - you shouted with a confused look on your face. Everyone looked at you and Kiri and Spider started laughing. The siblings lowered their ears and looked away with a blush.