#i hate my mom dude i feel like im dying

[mieltelecheycrema]

day off keeps getting wasted by headache im so sad

[fins0up]

GRAAAHHHH I HAVE TO TALK ABOUT THE MINECRAFT MOVIE I HAVE TO I HAVE TO!!!

(Small disclaimer: I don't blame any of the underpaid and overworked writers & animators. They deserved better than this slop, I'm sure of it.

like the general public, I too despise the trailer. Let me just start with the trailer itself.

1.) Love how you can tell where the fucking green screen is. /sarc. Also the line "This guy is such a toolbag" they give her feels not only millennial, but fucking stupid jesus christ. You could've made a block joke there like. "...This guy is such a blockhead." "Yeah everything's made of blocks here." Or something AT LEAST TRYYY GUYYYSSS...

2.) The artstyle I know everyone talks about it but the FUCKING ARTSTYLE OH MY GOOODDDD IM DYING why has literally no one talked about the wolf though LIKE???

why is the wolf's body literally discord shaped. Why is Built like That. What the fact did they do to you??? Like, I just... I hate the combination of the realism and the blocks like??? JUST MAKE IT FULLY BLOVKY???? WHAT THE FUCK IS THIIIISSSSS GOD it's so fucking uncanny I hate it. I hate it so.

3.) Love the whitewashed Steve /sarc. Fr though, are we surprised? I hate that Jack Black of all people is playing him like guys that was a joke people was making. Are y'all able to understand jokes? Or understand what a pos Jack Black is? Jesus fuck gamers he's not only ableist (supports Autism Speaks) but a zionist as well. But besides that Steve feels like. Hold on.

Look at Steve. If he actually existed in the real world, I have a feeling he would be muscular (because he mines, builds, + farms like all day), and probably somewhere around his 20's-30's. You're telling me that Jack Black, an actor + musician who's in his 50's. Like, this isn't to say that Steve wouldn't have some tummy fat at all, he probably would! But like... Jack Black just doesn't... feel like Steve at all. Jack Black is like the exact opposite.

There's just like this... massive, icky vibe about the entire trailer that makes me hate it. I think it's a mixture of the live action "isekai" shit with the like... blocky textures that makes everything uncanny and gross to look at. And it feels like rather than taking the concept and saying "Hey, since the experience is so varied, let's take multiple characters and storylines and take proper care of each to tell a different story of the same game" (like Fallout the Show) they're just like, "Eh... I mean... I'm sure the Isekai trope will work again."

Not only that, but like over all it feels like rather than looking and seeing this game and being able to "laugh with" Minecraft fans (side note: I wouldn't mind Minecraft being comedic, admittedly, a block world is a fucking ridiculous concept. But, I'd still say keep the same sentiment that the game has which is, "You can build your own version of the world from the ground up, you are the master of your destiny") they're looking at it like that one mom from that AITA post and saying, "This is ridiculous and childish. Why do you like this? It's stupid. It's just some game about blocks."

I'm not gonna sit here and pretend that fans can't be picky about videogame movies/tv shows at all. Because I enjoyed the Mario movie, despite some fans hatred of it. I can't ignore the fact that videogame movies tend to be 50/50 on how fans will react to them. But still, really? This is what you guys have to show after 10 years? This is what we get? It feels like a punch in the gut, dude. I hate so much. I can't stop thinking about it.

[milo-igidk]

Not me stalking your account simply by the fact that you say that rawest stuff about my fave character (Keefe) ummm anyways

I used to really hate Fitz for being mad at Keefe for joining the Neverseen and not really understanding his best friend, but a recent reread made me realize that Keefe leaving was SO much more startling for Fitz than Sophie or the reader. Sophie saw the small sighs really early on. I'd even argue that it was as early as Exile. The alicorn ride where he stopped joking for a moment to lay himself out a little? Then of course there's the whole thing with Keefe's mom "dying" and all that, but Fitz probably thought his cheery, happy-go-lucky friend would be okay. Those scenes leading up to Loadstar where you see Keefe's fear and anger? ONLY Sophie sees it. Suddenly Fitz sees his brother and best friend who seem really similar are now a part of the Neverseen? With SO little warning? Without what Sophie saw, I would feel betrayed and angry too. And how would Keefe feel? I bet he felt a lot more alone once he realized that he hid his pain so well that even his best friend didn't really know him.

Sorry, that wasn't really a question and was a bit long, but I thought I'd put it here in case you had some cool thoughts to add that I may have missed. :) (Since you're so good at it)

shxhjxjs omg thanks first of all im glad vdbdnx😭

and also yeees youre so right and i honestly hadnt rlly thought abt that

i feel like keefe and fitz have such an interesting dynamic and i hope shannon like makes them actually talk about shit instead of being like oh fitz is fine with everything now. bc yea fitz really doesnt know a lot of the things going on with keefe and like it goes to show how his demeanour totally changed in that one scene in lodestar when he saw the memories keefe was showing sophie.

honestly i am well over my 'hating fitz' phase that i feel like all kotlc fans have at some point, hes a great character but nooot that great of a friend to keefe? imo? idk i dont think its on purpose i just feel like, like you said, he sees this persona that keefe puts up and doesnt think to look any deeper, even after keefe came back from the neverseen like the only time hes hung out with keef that i can remember being mentioned is when he was looking for memories with cassius, when he was complaining abt sophie to him, or when he needed those drawings for sophies gift. and again its not that much his fault, he just assumes everything is fine and also has his own stuff going on but like still dude. they definitely both need to talk abt like a lot of stuff (coughs what alden said to him in flashback coughs im not still salty youre still salty)

[roseworth]

[rushes to your door]

If you're still open: "What are you doing here?" "I wanted to see if you were okay." for jaysteph pls 🫶

prompts!

(sorry this is platonic jason & steph bc i think im incapable of writing them romantically fhdkjfdshfsj but u can interpret it in any way you want)

--

A fucking stab wound.

Jason, unsurprisingly, hated getting stabbed. Not only did it hurt like a bitch, it was honestly a little embarrassing that someone got the opportunity to stab him in the first place.

Then, of course, there was treating a stab wound, which was even worse when he didn’t want to let anyone know he had let himself get stabbed, so he had to do it himself.

It was a pretty shallow wound, he had had worse. He had managed to make it back to his safehouse after all, so all he had to do was actually patch up the wound. 

He collapsed on his couch (he was sure he would be pissed in the morning that there was blood all over his furniture, but for now he couldn’t bring himself to care) and grabbed the first aid kit. 

It wasn’t that bad. It was on his side, so he could at least reach it with two hands. He knew what to do, the injury procedures had been drilled into his head for years. Apply pressure, clean the wound and stitch it, cover it up, and hope it doesn’t get infected. It didn’t sound so bad before doing it.

Though it would be a lot easier if he didn’t get the distinct feeling he was being watched.

He figured he could probably fight a little in his current state, but fighting someone that had managed to track him here? Probably not.

Which, of course, meant he would have to shoot them to make sure they didn’t have the chance to get close, but he didn’t trust his aim while he was bleeding out. 

Which meant that he would have to call help, which was exactly what he was hoping to not do.

He was running through the different scenarios in his head when he heard footsteps coming closer. They were light, but the noise they made was purposeful. 

Which meant that it probably wasn’t actually an intruder. Which meant it was probably a Bat. And fuck, he almost would’ve preferred an intruder.

He rolled his eyes and looked toward the noise. “Stephanie.”

She waved sheepishly. “Hey.”

“You broke into my house.”

“I wouldn’t say broke,” she said defensively. “I didn’t break anything, I just came in.”

“Oh, good, that’s much better,” he drawled, rolling his eyes again. “What are you doing here, Steph?”

“I wanted to see if you were okay.”

He raised an eyebrow as she sat down on the floor in front of him. “Why?”

“I was monitoring CCTV footage for Oracle for a bit,” she explained, leaning back on her arms. “And I saw you get hurt, so I came to check on you.”

“I didn’t get hurt that bad.”

“You got stabbed, Jason.”

“I’ve had worse.”

“That’s really not saying much.”

“Well, I’m fine,” he said. “Congrats, you did your neighborly duty of making sure I’m not dead, so go back to whatever you were up to.”

“I’m not leaving,” she said simply. “Us black sheep need to stick together, right?”

“You’re not a black sheep,” Jason grunted, looking back down at his stab wound. He had cleaned it enough that he was mostly sure it wouldn’t get infected, so he started stitching it.

Steph raised an eyebrow. “You’re doing that wrong,” she scolded, scooting closer and swatting his hands away.

“I wasn’t doing it wrong,” he sulked.

“Dude, my mom’s a nurse, I know these kinds of things,” she said as she started carefully stitching the wound for him. And, sure, she was doing better than he had been, but he wouldn’t admit that out loud.

“My mom was a doctor,” he argued. “I know things, too.”

Steph’s hands paused as she shot him a glare. “You mean your mom that left you as a baby then got you killed at 15? That mom?”

“Yup.”

“You are the most infuriating person on the planet,” she snorted, shifting her attention back to stitching him up. 

“I try.”

“Anyway,” she said pointedly. “I am a black sheep, you just weren’t around a few years ago.”

“Dying doesn’t automatically make you a black sheep, you know.”

“Please, I was a black sheep long before I died,” she scoffed, then muttered, “You should have heard the shit they said to me back in the day.”

Jason frowned. “Like what?”

Steph faltered, chewing on her lip nervously. “It’s not important.”

“I think it is.”

“Can we have this conversation sometime when you don’t have an open wound?” she shot back. 

“Now’s as good a time as any,” he shrugged. “What if I die from this and you never told me? How would you feel then?”

She narrowed her eyes at him. “You’re not gonna die, asshole.”

“You don’t know that. Now tell me.”

She went quiet for a moment, then sighed softly. “Bruce thought I was too much like you,” she mumbled. 

“Oh.”

“Yeah.”

“That’s fucked up.”

“It’s not as bad as it sounds,” she huffed. “Besides, I did die in the end, maybe he was–”

“Hey.”

Steph cringed. “Sorry.”

“It wasn’t my fault that I died, and it wasn’t yours that you did,” he said. “No matter what anyone else says.”

“I know,” she sighed. She finished up his stitches, tying it off and grabbing a bandage. “It’s just hard to remember that when no one else thinks so.”

“Hey, I think so,” he offered with an awkward smile. Steph smiled back at him as she put a bandage over the stitches.

“Thanks,” she said earnestly. “You know, for a guy that never talks about his feelings, you’re pretty good at forcing other people to open up.”

“What?” Jason scoffed indignantly. “I talk about my feelings plenty.”

“You yell about your feelings,” Steph corrected. “There’s a difference.”

“Sounds the same to me.”

“Of course it does,” she said vaguely, then stood up and put her hands on her hips. “Done!”

Jason looked down at the stitched and bandaged wound, then back up to Steph's proud grin. “You work fast.”

“Yeah, I’ve had a little experience with this sort of thing.”

“Like what?”

“Nope, not answering that,” she chirped. “I’ve already done the opening up thing. It’s your turn.”

“You know, I’m suddenly feeling pretty tired.”

“Come on,” she urged. “Your blood is all over my hands now, man, that’s like an unbreakable bond.”

“How about instead, you wash your hands and I order us a pizza?”

“Alright, compromise, I wash my hands, you order a pizza, and I hound you about your feelings til you give in.”

“That doesn’t sound like much of a compromise.”

“That’s my final offer, take it or leave it.”

“How about I kick you out of my house?”

“Fine,” Steph relented. “I’ll take the pizza, and the feelings are optional.”

“Deal.”

[gale-gentlepenguin]

Gale Reviews: ML Season 5 episode 10 Transmission (Kwami’s Choice Part 1)

(Spoilers below)

-Okay so Marinette is hella depressed. I think this is the morning after Elation

-Wow she sounds so done

-Honestly summed up Adrien never started, Luka couldnt have started, and Chat noir shouldnt have started.

-Girl quoted her theme song and dissed herself. Damn

-And before I see posts saying she shouldnt be so focused on her love life... She is 13 f*** off

-Alya’s message was ignored by Marinette because she really in the dumps. And tikki saw the second call from Adrien and was like “Yea... she wouldnt want that call right now”

-EVEN THE VOICE MAIL IS DEPRESSED!

-Well Bustier is really showing the baby bump now

-Nino helping alya wing woman. Now thats cute

-Adrien blames himself specifically chat noir for Marinette feeling bad. And Plagg is like “Yea pretty much”

-Adrien realizing the consequences of his actions

-She took down all the photos of adrien. Not to be that guy, but if the is was about all her failed love life, luka’s photos would be removed to. Just saying

-Adrien really going up there to try and cheer her up. Boy knows what she is going through (and is mainly at fault for it)

-Look this angst is absolutely delicious and I am eating it up...

-How can they not hear the kwami. Plagg literally yelled

-Marinette was about to tell him... but then the trashcan

-I mean... we know he has seen the photos but seeing them in the trash... baby boy no

-Adrien just confessed! Damn! That is an angry yet touching confession. Boy is pissed the girl he loves is hating on herself. Dude... I can relate. (Ah memories of teen angst)

-She turned him down. Ouch.

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-oh look its zoe. After all the angst she is ... certainly a person to see

-Did they seriously throw a party without them even there?! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!

-Im sorry but no. I do not need to see this right now.

-Wow... Alya your brain cells are like negative right now. You should PROBABLY check before you think a party is a good idea.

-Zoe being the only one with a brain cell right now. The rest of the class I get... they sort of have horde mentality when the plot is involved.

-And Nora be calling. I wonder why

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-And now just rubbing salt in the wounds

-Boy be depressed.

-And now its monarch. Because only when he can exploit his son does he actually care

-Wait... oh he didnt. Well it isnt the first time he didnt do it. He only tries to akumatize adrien when he knows he is chat noir. So I guess not as big of a prick as you could have been Gabe

-Plagg is like “My boy is destroying himself over this. Fu was wrong to do this”

-Plagg suggesting they find new holders for themselves to save them.

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-Zoe continuing to show that she is the only one with a braincell.

-286 days since adrien came to school?

-Wait a f***ing minute. IT HASNT BEEN A YEAR? ITS ONLY BEEN 9 MONTHS. WHAT THE S*** ASTRUC

-Adrien is depressed and his mom is checking up on him. (I mean Nathalie)

-And now they realize that their party was a dumb idea

-Nathalie sees Gabriel and is already in Mama Bear mode

-Gabriel... what are you planning?

-Did he just come in here to give him an alliance ring?

-Lila heart ache rating? Gabriel... what the s***

-YOU PIECE HUMAN FECAL MATTER! THIS WAS ALL TO GIVE HIM AN ALLIANCE RING AND MAKE HIM A DEADLIER AKUMA. YOU INSUFFERABLE SAKE OF SHIT! I AM GLAD YOU ARE DYING AND I HOPE EVERY MOMENT OF YOUR LIFE EXISTS AS PURE AGONY FROM THE CATACLYSM.

-The Kwami! The kwami took back the miraculous. I mean i knew they would cause spoilers but... damn. This hurt more than expected

-That mother f***er. YOU WOULD AKUMATIZE YOUR OWN SON!?

-Adrien realizes he has a chance now. Boy is going to try! And it ruined his father’s plans

-But now Marinette and Adrien arent feeling the crushing burden of their hero lives.

-Like I feel like they would still be depressed for a bit longer... But that is just me

-Guy is wearing 5 rings at once? Like why that many?

-He realized he forgot to give her the homework. And sees she is in better spirits. A good sign

-She cant say it. She is trying to say she loves him. But she struggling. I think it might be a mental block or something at this point

-The parents went to go check and they both realized what was happening and Immediately went back down. Now if it were me. That door stays open. I dont care if the boy is literal sunshine. No closed doors when boys are over. But enough about parenting. Back to the adorablw

-Okay the hand thing was cute. Also... was the music for this show ALWAYS this on point?

-THEY CANON! THEY KNOW! BREAK OUT THE CHAMPAGNE!!!!

-Party turned back into a strategy meeting

-Wait.... Is his name Boubi. What did Nora do?

-OMG THATS HILARIOUS!

-Tikki and Plagg shopping for holders

-DAMN IT! NOW WE WILL NEVER GET CAT NINO! I HATE THIS

-Okay while I am not crazy about Nino getting shafted. I do find it funny that Plagg sees a blond yell at people and is like “Yep, thats my next holder”

-HE JUST THREW THE RING AT HER!

-look at him!

-At least Tikki talked to alya first.

-Though in hindsight, Tikki is being  dumb. Marinette Knows that Alya was Scarabella. So she would know Alya was Ladybug. Would that be smart?

-Okay Alya, i will forgive your stupidity earlier in the episode

-Wait... is he giant now?!

-So he has rocket fists

-Okay so... yea I am still not sold on Cat!Zou’s look. I hate the lips stick. And How come SHE can have yellow eyes but Ladynoir couldnt have blue?

-Man, Imagine getting to be new heroes and your first bad guy has 5 miraculous powers plus his own giant size and rocket fists

-Wait... Did he resist CATACLYSM?! OHHHHH... He got the bull miraculous too

-Now he can multipy!

-Im confused... whats the plan?

-Ah yes, the firemen are the real heroes

-OH I GET IT. MAKE HIM BLIND SO HE BRINGS THE SHIELD DOWN. Clever

-Well played

-Wait... why does this guy look like a mix of Blingbling boy and Mr.T?

-Adrien and Marinette had a cute moment

-Oh no... Zoe and Alya had their Alliances on them. Well s***

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so for part one.

I will say I enjoyed every scene involving Marinette and Adrien in it. It was precious and now they canon!.

Outside of that it was... well mid.

Gabriel proved he deserves death

Alya’s mental capacity was questioned.

Zoe’s personality seems to be Only braincell in existence

And the cliff hanger was kind of expected but not in a bad way.

That being said

6.5/10

More pros then cons but it is probably the episode I had the least enjoyment of outside of the Adrinette

[stargazer0001]

there is something deeply wrong with me but I dont know what it is

like bestie im not talented im traumatized. Im not wasting a gift im trying to keep myself from plunging a knife in my chest and bleeding out in my bed. Like void, please shut the fuck up.

but then when other people vent to me, even if I TRY to care, I just dont. Like im sorry. I want you to feel better. But wtf am I meant to do. Like sorrows, sorrows, but I cant even deal with my own emotions what makes you think I can help with yours???????? And then I TRY. I TRY to help knowing that I cant, I TRY to care even though I dont, I TRY to make it known that I want them to feel loved and cared for, but nothing works. And then I feel like a piece of shit who deserves to rot away in a corner for all eternity!!!

Oh and speaking of rotting away, SCHOOL. I can't pay attention. Like if its not interesting I just zone out and start questioning my reality. And then im like 'wtf are we doing now'. Its actual torture what. And when I TRY to pay attention and actually LEARN I literally just end up drawing on my paper or my mind starts to wander. BUT THEN THE FUCKING THINGS MY TEACHERS ARE SAYING MAKE NO SENSE!! LIKE GIRLIE HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO KNOW WHAT TO DO IF YOU DIDN'T TAKE ME THROUGH A THOROUGH STEP MY STEP PROCESS HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO DO THIS. And then I DONT SPEAK UP BECAUSE I WOULD RATHER HAVE MY HAND CHOPPED OFF THEN SPEAK TO A TEACHER. Like. Then, everyone else seems to immediately understand everything?? Some people talk back to teachers??? Some people WANT to talk to teachers??? Who are you and how. Oh and then my classmates??? Literally horrible. I want them to die. Thankfully i have a couple friends in my classes which makes it a bit more bearable, but NO KEENAN OR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOUR NAME IS, STOP DANCING AND SCREAMING, STOP BEING SO UNBEARABLE, STOP BEING A DICK. LIKE DUDE I BET YOU DONT EVEN GOT ONE. LITERALLY STOP BEING AN ASSHOLE. And its this one certain friend group who is actually the WORST. Like im TRYING to pay attention and then all of a sudden one of these kids starts yelling at another, stuff is thrown, and nothing gets done. BUT THEN THE TEACHERS DO NOTHING. THEY DONT CARE. BUT THEN WHEN SOMEBODY ELSE TALKS EVEN ONCE ITS IMMIDIATELY PRINCIPLES OFFICE???? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH EVERYONE IM ACTUALLY GOING INSANE SOMEBODY PLEASE JUST KILL ME.

oh and then out of school isn't even better at all. I just want to waste away in my room. Everything always hurts and I just want to be with friends but I know that nobody can or wants to hang out with a sad waste of oxygen like me. And then when im trying to go to bed I just hear the crashing of glass, my parents having a screaming match, and then my mom going back to drinking her sorrows away while my dad continues to try and sleep. Like please im so tired just let me go into my happy place and attempt to die in my sleep. And then whenever its even around 6:00 my mom immediately starts acting drunk even if she's had nothing so what the fuck is up with that. And then she tries to gaslight me into doing things??? Like at this point im immune. I dont even give any fucks anymore because I tried doing that and it just got me hurt. So why even care anymore. So what the fuck is the point in trying to live laugh love when I just wanna off myself. Like no. Die cry hate is my new motto at this point.

and then, to top it all off, if I try venting ANYTHING to the one person I know who understands, he just asks 'oh, is it your time of the month?'

like please just kill me at this point. Take me out of the hell called living. Im so close to just dying please help.

[star-vibing-prompts]

Random shit I had or others had said as prompts.

Warnings: Swearing, Mentions of sus, dark humor(probably), dark themes(also probably), Sensitive topics

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"Motherfucker is high on cat nip at the top."

"Imma just kick this fish then-"

"Let me sleep with you!"

"STOP CREAMING YOURSELF"

"Let me throw your child!"

"I smacked a bad guy's booty."

"That was a good ass slap!"

"Give me all these delicious batteries!"

"Everybody died in this family!"

"I JUST SHOT HER BODY WITH MY GUN-"

"I DIDNT EVEN KNOW I HAD BALLS STILL!"

"I got stuff on my neck!"

"Be honest, am I hot?" "I'M GAY-"

"IMMA WHIP OUT MY BEANS ESSAY"

"Not the duckussy"

"Already sus gonna hide in the ooc"

"Okay I got my happiness, bye"

"I like me some Among Us"

"Can someone hold me please"

"[Name] stop searching. I wanna search something up to on him!"

"IS HE WRITING A FANFIC OML"

"I KNOW BUT WHEN I LAUGH I SOMEHOW CHOKE ACK-"

"You're more grosser than I am."

"Ohh~ Hee got the rizz~"

"OKAY BACK TO CRYING"

"I love dying screaming"

"IM CRYING WHAT DID WE JUST WALK IN ON???"

"I will slap myself if I say something sus"

"Let her scream lmao."

"Being force to talk by a 14 year old"

"Such a beautiful break up"

"STOP RIZZING ME"

"Anyway does anyone want to get slap by me?"

"Damn she hot"

"THE FUCK WOMAN???"

"DAMN I AM A LONELY BITCH"

"Actually *SHITTING* himself would be pooping. *PISSING* himself would be peeing."

"Why did you eat mah stick?"

"STOP EATING POOP???? WHOS POOP EVEN IS THAT???"

"I- Wha- ho- ...MY BRAIN CANT HANDLE THISI-"

"I think u just pissed him up even more"

"And why are you creaming [Name]?" "Damn tell me how you really feel about the cream jesus"

"One of them is: What the fuck is going on at this point and why am I still here for it?"

"I just love killing people!"

"I want to fuck Optimus Prime."

"Allergies are kicking me ass"

"I would've given you some but you didn't talk fast enough /j"

"[NAME] PLEASE I BE SILLY"

"I SWEAR ON [NAME] IT AINT ME"

"Why is [Name] robbing [Name2]"

"Enjoy your last peaceful moments"

"You were the chosen one"

"Then speak it"

"And [Name] just set himself on fire"

"I feel like I am being judged now,,,,,bye." *disappears*

"The shame has already been done there is no going back"

"My mom used to buy me robux before she mcfucking died"

"I BROKE MY STICK"

"THEY DONT KNOW WHAT GOES ON BEHIND CLOSED DOORS"

"My gaydar told me"

"What the fuck are smiley fries."

"Rice with beef broth because we have no chicken"

"Anime cat girls are canon within Spongebob now."

"The Cat Has Ingested The Wall"

"Split dat chicken wingg"

"Oeuur... digs chicken wing out of the carpet"

SHRIEKS AND BREAKS IN THROUGH A WINDOW

"They have been bestowed the name [New name]"

"I love the fumbling with the remote"

"Literally vibrating in my chair, I’m really excited for the game"

"That's so sad imagine someone hated you so much they wouldn't even spend more than 5 bucks to hire a hitman"

"Bro's gonna be willing to die after that"

"FLOOFY AND GOOBER"

"I wanna invite them for tea and crumpets

The best type of relationship"

"ILL FORFEIT ALL MY LEGAL POSSESSIONS TO HIM"

"Like damn dude you don't need THAT much eye liner"

"This is so emo"

"My dude needs to look fabulous"

"WHAT A GOOBER ! FOOLISH LITTLE FELLOW"

"OMG ITS MY KID"

"LIL GUY IS SPEEDY ASF"

"They got a little too silly"

"ITTY BITTY"

"They just need to put some ice on it"

"Aww noo they spilled the cranberry juice" :(

[nerd-at-sea5]

this is my chaos post while watching spoilers ahead

bc i watched this on the bus and couldn’t scream

NIRVANA??

tai and shauna this is gonna make me cry

oh. that’s what the rock pile is.

‘we are an intentional community.’ ‘what is the intention, exactly?’ VAN I LOVE YOU.

ok a) the way they look at each other is gay as fuck, b) natalie spokesman for lottie’s community i support this

vantai???? OW. vantai why must you do this. is this implying van is suicidal? that’s what it feels like. ow.

van trying to leave and tai being like ‘nah i’m in this shit’ and also lottie’s ‘that was over a decade ago’ im crying omfg

SHAUNA FUCKING MOOD

van hating her phone-i’m honestly surprised she even has one

ben what are you hallucinating what’s going on

BEN WHAT IS HAPPENING LET MY MAN BE DELUSIONAL IN PEACE

oh misty….she’s not my fav but still. hearing ppl talk shit about you is not fun at ALL

oh jeez okay yeah let’s have that conversation right now

aw she actually does care about the goat

OH SHAUNA-

oh my god she’s so happy she isn’t killing a goat i love her

oh what the fuck is happening

ben do not do what i think you are about to do

misty what the actual fuck.

OK MISTY NO THAT IS NOT FUCKING OK. DUDE WHAT THE FUCK

van i adore you

THEY KISSED YES FUCK YES

oh ok. there’s the spoiler. fuck.

MONTHS??? YOU CANT KILL HER SHES UNKILLABLE.

OH HELLO ANTLER QUEEN

van oh my god

‘natalie scatorccio is telling us not to fuck around?’ DYING

‘but it’s not bullshit bc there’s booze’ VAN I LOVE YOUUU

lottienat?????

‘cutting your own bangs’ AGAIN I LOVE YOU

lottieeeeenat!!

and that’s how misty’s glasses break

how many people are going to fucking bite van during this show oh my god

lottie no. lottie no. please no.

yay javi not watching and THE FUCKING T SHIRT

sorry just the shot of natalie’s face while shauna hits lottie. how many times has she seen this but it’s her dad hitting her mom? the same with van, except with van it’s how many times has it been her mom as shauna and her as lottie?

oh hey found adam.

[cat-penguin-anon]

So how you feeling after that new SM episode? It was a Ride

gonna make a list because it was a freakin rollercoaster (as best I remember my reactions to things in order)

dont like the mayor but RETURN OF PATTY!

ohhhhhh the artstyle changed a little

THE VOICE IN THE FLASHBACK IM DYING

WHY ARE THEIR NAMES PRONOUNCED LIKE THAT IVE BEEN SAYING JAUNE LIKE "JOHN" BUT FRENCH SOUNDING FOR A YEAR

QR CODE!

wait the numpad letters are mixed around too. ooo that might be a code thingy

oh shiz lila dont die

spookeez r chaotic. stop breaking doors

PFFFFF THE GREEN SCREEN CLOAK

ohhhhh no not the vamp guy :( he was cool for all of 10 seconds that he was alive :(

KEVIN! AND RICK!

I already hate her and that HAS to be Roy's mom and I hate her

ok kevin you have every right to be mad but also NOOOOOO I WANT THEM TO BE FRENS :'(

NOT AGAIN

I WISH I had that much candy

ROBS HAIR IS SO FLOOFY OMG

ROSS MY BELOVED! DAPPER BOI

*insert funny indie game joke here*

rob sounds pretty ok!

I feel bad for rob's sister but also WHOLESOME INTERACTIONS! THEYRE FRIENDS! EVEN ROY SEEMS P CHILL ALL THINGS CONSIDERED

STOP THREATENING ALL MY FAVES DAMMIT

ROYS PARENTS. I HATE BOTH OF THEM THEYRE A-HOLES. roy did the right thing but I think I see where he gets some of the bully mentality from, though I appreciate that he seems to be at least trying to not bully people and improve himself. CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT BABY

ohhhhh no This Will Not End Well

turns into a 3d ragdoll

hes not staying dead is he.

CALLED IT

why are the gunshots in the red sweater reminiscent of the cultists robes. that seems important

they're finally safe thank GOD

awww wholesome wonder siblings :D

who was he to her. could be an uncle or maybe even her dad I think. (I'd say prolly uncle)

Theres a photo of skid eating at that same grill place on the wall. hm.

I KNEW IT WAS RELATED TO THE CULT!!!!!!

dude don't prank ppl with dead bodies. cmon man

ok there

[winderlylandchime]

First of i would like to apologize because unfortunately i have to sent this in two parts.. the hetero brother was on a roll. Anyway 1/2:

I legit walked into the living room to find my brother standing with the intro paused and him going ‘cmon loser, we got work to do!’ So here is the 2x02 report: ‘oh he’s going to Brian?! That’s right Jenny Jen, you are not stopi- wait THATS THE FUCKE- oh it’s a dream, we’re good! I mean he isn’t but boy, i was worried for a sec, oh poor baby! Wait, he hates being touched, i forgot! But he hugged my-i mena our man Bri Bri!’ ‘OH ITS MY BOY BRI BRI! oh damn i forgot that no more David means Michael stays..ugh, you win some you lose some’ that’s where I wanted to give a helping hand to Mikey so i said well technically he is one of the leads and he immediately scoffed at me and went ‘i think me, Brian and Justin would like to disagree with that terribly inaccurate statement, now shush!’ He is once again groaning at Mikey ‘really dude?! I mean i hate you but come on! And of course he liked dancing with Justin! Who wouldnt? i need him gone. Either the writers did a great job at writing him annoying and he’s really good at acting OR the guy sucks and im picking up on his vibesss either way, stop it’ ‘duty as a father to build a swing set? Wait..did we have a swing set? I gotta talk to dad about that bc he never got us a swing!’ He is currently very sad over the Jen/Deb scene but hes still mad at Jen so he keeps scoffing at her. ‘that’s right Deb! Someone else! BRIAN! FFS! Not after what happened?! Was Brian the one swinging the bat? No. if there was no Brian, justin would be dead! And WHY IS DEBBIE NOT CALLING HER OUT ON HER BLAMING BRIAN?! WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE PROTECTING HIM?! This is a very hard job for me! It’s only my 5th day here and I’m on drugs and in pain. But fuck it, Bri Bri needs me! Hit play again, im ready’ and we got to the loft scene and he hid under his hands bc it’s just like the dream. ‘Wait it’s my man Bri!! Oh no! Oh no! justin this isnt him talking to you! It’s your mothers fault. He wants you there i swear he told me himself, i mean not really but like the way he looked at you in the last episode said everything, you just didnt see it bc they had you looking away in the script’ (is this the point where i start worrying about his mental state?) ‘OH HE FIGURED IT OUT! He knows its your fault jenny! My boy took a bat to his head but he still knows that 1+1= his mom being a lil bitch. OH SHIT IS SHE OKAY? Damn i feel conflicted now, nvm she’s okay’. My favorite part is now coming up that ive been dying to see his reaction to and ofc it did not disappoint ‘OH ITS JEN! And my boy BRI! Now what does she want? She wants a favor? What is he red cross? She wants him to TAKE HIM? Take him where? Like take him to LA (narrators note: bless his heart) or like what? What other way can he be taken? What is she sayin- thank you Bri for asking bc she wasn’t listening to me! “Standing there helpless, do you know what it feels like?” GIRL IS WATER WET?! OFC HE KNOWS HE WATCHED HIM ALMOST DIE! Jenny what are you saying touch him, make more sen-oh wait..oh no, oh wait is she asking him to fuck Justin?! JENNY IS THAT WHAT YOURE ASKING?….do you think mom would pimp me out like that? Although the last date she set me up on the girl started praying before eating (cue me saying i mean thats not THAT bad) IT IS WHEN ITS IN MCDONALDS.. she wants him to fuck him oh god, i mean I’m down and so are they! Lets go..im tired’

Okay dear sweet anon and brother anon. I just got to my office and I have TEARS streaming down my face from laughing so hard. Luckily, my office is therapy office so there are tissues. I gotta pull myself together.

I’m going to post your messages without comment because I go into back to back meetings soon and I cannot without them from the world.

So 1/3.

[fiberglassandflowers]

Tell the people about the letwos

alrighty! fair warning its not good in there theres some not good family behavior in there. under a read more its probably gonna be kinda long

okay so let me set the scene. its like the late 90s/early 2000s. trip just moved with his mom and sister to the suburbs around 6 ish years after their dad died. he's like 9 her sister is 5

pretty much the letwos moved to mary bell because of a funny little thing called laplace's inc. there's some stuff involved with that, but pretty much it's the heaven business and their mom deborah/debbie/deb is the worst and also the most catholic person you've ever met and you can probably fill in the blanks there.

when trip is around 13 he ends up getting really really sick with. something i dont really know what but its not good and its deadly and its not looking good for him. at the awesome age of 14 years old they're still fighting it and she thinks Hey you know what im gonna go on a walk. so he does and omg whats this whos that guy?? anyway its mortimer and it just kinda goes like

"hey youre dying right"

"......yeah?"

"ok what if i told you. that you didn't have to do that if you just shook my hand about it"

"what" "i mean i'll take your soul but thats no biggie right. i mean you'll stay alive you'll live the rest of your natural life" (<- they're like the grim reaper they can do that) "oh. yeah thats no biggie i guess"

[they shake hands]

"shit dude i forgot to tell you. if i take your soul you have to stay here in the town you hate its like this whole thing"

"WHAT."

"you can pull your hand away though i won't get mad"

"i feel like it would be too late now anyway"

"yeah lol"

its like this whole thing about 'would you rather die or live a life you hate' yk. oh also trip wasn't like totally completely hopeless either. he could have maybe lived through it [although the chances were low] and now she has to spend the rest of her life thinking about like, what if she didn't make the deal and he ended up being fine. lol.

okay flash forward its 2008 trip is 16 going on 17 [something something sound of music reference] and cotard [his sister] is 13. gonna go more in depth with this elsewhere but pretty much trip and cotard try running away from mary bell/their shitty ass mom. and like trip can't leave mary bell but technically he's never tried before and maybe if they go with someone it'll work [spoiler: it doesn't]

trip is like, kind of aware that it might not work out for him, but if it didn't she thought cotard at least could leave. and cotard doesn't either because she doesnt want to leave trip behind. there's some other stuff that i haven't mentioned but this attempt def results in some like stricter regulations around their house. they were already realllly sheltered kids [homeschooled, isolated from their peers, generally only taught what their mom wanted them to know] and this just kind of sealed the deal on all that

anyways then trip moves out like two years later and cotard's slightly bitter about that but understanding yk, like good on you for leaving but also now i have to deal with all this alone. cotard moves out as well a few years later and her and trip lose contact even more. she still lives in mary bell she just lives on the complete opposite side of town. i like to think that she gets out a fair amount though, like traveling and stuff [not for very long though since mary bell kind of does that whole moving thing]

honestly i really don't know enough as i should about cotard she's like fully fleshed out in my head but i really can't think of anything specifically about her. like i know she takes a while warming up to people, like quiet at first but gets louder as you get to know her [wow just like how the song goes from being quiet to being loud]. but i need to work on fleshing her out some more i really do

anyways. six years after trip moves out debbie dies and ohhhh haha that's so weird that she died of blood loss when the mayor is a vampire. thats so strange im sure those two things aren't related at all [they are btw vannie killed her].

annnnnd i think thats all? i feel like there's stuff im forgetting and i dont think this was as detailed as i was hoping but its at least the basics

[weabooweedwitch]

Dude so after I already told my mom that this could become a problem before I even started working this job and she insisted it was fine, she is now jumping up my ass about how "oh she's so tired of having to wake up early to pick me up from my overnight shifts"

Well there were certainly other closer locations i could have applied at dear mother but you were quite literally bullying me about getting another job to the point YOU applied on my behalf after badgering me over and over, didn't you? And at that point I was so extremely stressed I let you do everything, didn't I? And it was entirely your choice to apply for the wrong hours at the wrong location that is too far away for me to take the bus, as opposed to, the location that was right next to my old job who's bus route I already knew

But fuck calling them and trying to apply there, you didn't immediately see any posting online despite the fact they had visible posting in the store, fuck trying to contact them directly, oh no, we had to force through an application online "because what if it isn't there later"

And she wants me to feel bad that it's "ruining her sleep" to wake up a little early to pick me up from the job you applied me for? No Dana being obese and constantly gorging when you aren't working ruins your sleep. Having to take naps every single day in the middle of the day and then still sleep 10+ hours at night is ruining your sleep. Not getting any physical exercise and refusing to do something as simple as go grocery shopping by yourself is ruining your sleep.

Like???? She's complaining about a situation SHE caused and put me in??? Dumb bitch. Absolutely dumb spiteful bitch. Yesterday (thursday) I mentioned how extremely important it was to do laundry so I could spend today (friday) packing so I could focus on getting ready for my flight early Saturday morning and I texted her I was setting an alarm and everything, but I accidentally slept til 9pm and she's just. Sitting on the couch eating cereal watching TV. "Oh sorry I needed to catch up on my sleep" *proceeds to go to bed again at 10pm and sleep 10+ more hours until she has work and now I can't get anything done until after 4pm*

I might just pack dirty laundry and do it at my hotel in Canada because they provide amenities for that. Im just. I'm furious. Shes been treating me like absolute shit and insulting my friend and even outright saying he's probably a creep nd only inviting me because he wants sex or something??? Does she even realize how fucking hurtful that is?

Lowkey hope this apartment burns down with her in it while I'm in Canada. Wash my hands clean of her. I wouldn't be becoming this hateful spiteful person I am 8f it wasn't for her and I'm dying on that hill. The way she's raised me has damaged me forever and I'll never forgive her. Sigh.

[lqfiles]

ahh im finally hereeee i was so busy taking Bella to her grooming appointment and going to the mall and i finally got to sit down to read the amazing update btw!!

but yooo how haechan calls y/n sweetheart when he’s annoyed even in the slightest… he wants her to so badddd like ugh the tension… you write them so good in need of more, literally dying from thirst as of right now

(also, haechan saying “this is why i don’t do gfs”… yeah… sure… whatever you say…. you just haven’t found the right one fr)

i have so much respect to people who talk in any other language, so i have so much respect to you for knowing how to speak dutch, it’s such a beautiful language

and dude the proofreading part for the 28k imagine… it took me a whileeee (and im re-reading it again and i found a few mistakes 😭) i was driving myself crazyyyy writing the 28k, like it took me two months or so 😭 and yes… being a wattpad writer was an experience (i was there for the one direction fanfic phase) (also reached 24k followers 😋)

will i let you tuck me into bed and kiss my forehead? okay 🤭 if you read me your stories in the mean time

but yeah, the lady scares me 😭 like im up for meeting new people. im friends with everyone in the neighborhood (EVEN HOMELESS PEOPLE BRO and my mom is friends with cops too 😭) but the lady scares meeee like i cant compliment her bc as soon as i make eye contact, she glares at me 😔

thanks again for the updates 😋 it’s always a nice day when you update frfr THE TALENT PLS THE TENSION YOU WRITE BY NOT OVERDOING IT? yeah you’re my favorite writer 🫶🏼

- 🫧

(my friends are hating on bella’s new haircut bc you can see her eyes and they say you can see her human eyes even more… like she’s my baby don’t insult her pls 😭😭) (it was weird to be away from Bella for 3 hours btw)

LAMPOOO YOUR FRIENDS MIGHT BE RIGHT i don’t think i’ve ever seen a cut on a dog that doesn’t look unsettling they always make them look odd 😭 i mean i bet she looks still cute but at the same time THAT COULD VE A SKINCRAWLER!

at first it was meant to be a little belittling but now he’s gotten used to the nickname like he’s more likely to call her sweetheart that y/n and just waaaitt till he slips up in front of his friends and they’re like “who the FUCKK is your sweetheart..” i will try to make more tension tho 😓 i remember i promised this anon waaaayyyy before i even wrote the first chapter that i’d make their progress and tension quicker and more.. i’ll do my best!

I LOOOOVE MULTILINGUALS there is something so beautiful about it and i actually had a phase where i tried to learn so many languages (i’ve tried learning korean which at least i can read hangul now, i learned chinese and can read some basic stuff, learned japanese for a bit but already forgot it, tried learning thai spanish arabic and french too but i’m too greedy i can’t learn all of that) unfortunately i have the worst attention span ever so i never am able to fully commit to learning languages 😓

24K FOLLOWERS YOURE LITERALLY A CELEB OMGGG i feel you on that tho sometimes i can’t be bothered to proofread before continuing to write so i just read the last few paragraphs i wrote and call it a day lmao. also i’ll totally read you my stories don’t worry 😉 THANK YOU FOR THAT THO i always appreciate when you reassure my on my writing ilysm you don’t get it <3

as for that woman… i’d just leave it, if she doesn’t seem friendly enough to approach you should try your luck, it’s just going to be a waste of your time 🥲 just wait till she seems slightly interested in talking and take the opportunity!

[alan-p-49]

i hate cengage. i just hate it. honelty im just so fed up with doing higher education like i just want to have a job that is stable and i just do that over and over. i might get fed up with it eventually but at least i get paid and not having to spend 7k twice a year. i should've been on that big ass stage back in spring with my friends that were graduating that spring. fucking hell. now I have to wait a whole ass semester just to get to that stupid stage bc they won't do it in winter and no i automatically payed for being on that stupid stage with my stupid costume and listen to stupid lectures and speeches from a dumbledore looking ass chancellor and some rich dudes and sit with shit ton of people that don't fucking give a shit about me and i won't be able to see my family until some ai generated voice dead naming me and not only dead naming me but also i bet it will fucking mispronounce it because it one thing being dead name and another where you're deadnamed and they fucking butcher it. idk i think i'll convince my mom for me to not to go to that stage and instead have a party where the friends that still care about me can come and i'll be able to get drunk in the comfort of my own home and just remember the days when i used to go to school to be nothing but a fever dream and slowly forget everything that ever happened in that dream

when a new chapter in my life happens it feels like im going to die. in a sense i am going to die, but more metaphorically die rather than me actually dying. the person i was and the life i had up until then will disappear and never come back. but there's always another new person emerging from it. another new life emerging. like perennials. i am like the daffodils in my front lawn. emerging from the ground in the spring and then dying and reemerging from the ground the next year. over and over. constantly changing. constantly in motion. i hate it because this change always hurts whether or not i survive it. i just want to be a rock. still. never changing. but even rocks change. they emerge from the lava and then turned into sand and that sand is then turned into sedimentary rock and that sedimentary rock turned into metamorphic rock which then come back to be part of the mantle and then erupted again from the volcanoes only to be transformed over and over again. i guess what i want to be plastic then. never changing. never eroding. just sitting in a landfill never degrading. well, i will degrade and be decomposed even if it will take thousands of years until i become the soil where the grass will grow on which will be eaten by the cows and the sheep. it always changes. nothing is still. i get that everything on this planet changes but i don't want that anymore. i want to be still. please i just want to have stillness in my life for once. but that's impossible. everything changes and i hate it

feel free to send me an ask or dm me to check in if im okay after seeing this post

[firelord-frowny]

ummm im having Upset Feelings lmao

discussion of a personal experience with csa and ~the justice system~ under the cut

i think ive mentioned vaguely that i was taken advantage of in a really gross way when i was 13 by an 18 year old classmate over the course of an entire school year. 

it messed me up. i felt stupid about it. felt worthless about it. it so happens that i had MANY older male friends at the time, all of whom were angels who never once crossed an age-inappropriate line in how they engaged with me. 

except for the one who didn’t. and that made it even harder for me to reconcile why he’d do that shit to me when obviously other dudes his age knew better. 

anyway, years later i finally wound up telling my mom about it because Reasons, and i made the decision that i wanted to go file a police report. so i did.

and let me fucking tell you.

the little bastard cop who was the first person i spoke to at the police station was a weaselly little bald man who wouldn’t even reach my eye level if he stood on his tippy toes and i will never fucking forget the way that tiny little piece of shit stood like 5 inches away from my face while craning his fucking neck way up and glared up at me and ~informed~ me, “if youre making any of this up, YOU’LL be the one in trouble~ 

and there it is! the reason why i fucking dropped the whole thing and never answered the call the next time the detective called me on the phone after that. because why the fuck would i put myself through the hardship of finally trying to get any of the justice i was owed if im going to have to stand there and not strangle every tiny little pissbaby cop who has the audacity to get in my face and intimidate me about a situation they only just found out about 3.5 seconds before implying that they think they have any reason at all to think im lying? like i was just so fucking bored on this freezing cold december night that i decided to make up 7 year old abuse allegations and prance down to the police station to throw myself at the mercy of what basically amounts to a fratclub of former high school bullies just dying to humiliate a woman. like i just up and decided to dangle myself in front of rabid misogynists and have my character challenged for funsies. 

HATE.

like, can you at least have the decency to be taller than me if youre going to look me in the face and try to scare me out of pursuing overdue justice against somebody who exploited me when i was a fucking child??? 

HATE! HATE! HATE!

[oujibat]

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