#i like how you think

[joicecubes]

I have a HC that during his time when he was alone, Stan went back and snuck into their parent’s house, and took with some extra mom and some of Ford’s old things, and only his things such as old books, crafts/projects, really just anything to make him feel that Ford was still with him.

oh this is a DEVASTATING headcanon i want a ukulele applogy right now

i can totally see this happening. fails at his business ventures, needs to flee new jersey, and then realizes all the sudden that he doesn’t have… anything. no keepsakes, no pictures, no piece of ford to carry with him. he had hoped he might be successful at something here, but now that he needs to leave, well… might as well take something with him, right?

seems kinda crazy for him to pull that off, sneaking in without being detected by his parents or baby shermie (assuming fords already left for college) but like. i can believe it!! this is stanley pines we’re talking about, seasoned mischief-maker and beginner con-artist. he’d (albeit narrowly) escape unscathed. and then he’d speed off to leave new jersey, the only home he’s ever known, with a bag full of keepsakes in his passenger seat. and that would explain how he has pictures of him and ford when it seems like filbrick packed his bag for him. he went back to get that shit himself !!

[mists-reading-nook]

Kaeya and reader play the dabloons tiktok game in the body swap au

that's it that's the ask

wait no. game sagau where reader plays the dabloons game on the side of playing genshin but then then the characters and npcs get a hold of the internet and either see the creator's spreadsheet on keeping track of their dabloons or make their own accounts to participate.

who's treating it as good fun and who gets real fucking competitive about it? who's makes posts on dabloontok and what do they post?

Omgg I loved dabloontok! It was so fun omg I miss it a ton-

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Omg they're so competitive about it-

I can imagine that at first characters like Diluc and Ningguang aren't too competitive,but the more other characters egg them on,the more competitive they get.

While characters like Childe and Wanderer are competitive right off the bat. Most think it's a silly game though,so luckily not everyone is at eachothers throats. Certain characters really like the money aspect,and are instantly making thier own characters and accounts to play and start shops (some more shady then others...).

More...greedy characters are honestly the sole reason for dabloon inflation 💀 honestly I wouldn't be suprised if Dori is the first character to start giving out counterfeit dabloons-

Zhongli honestly just likes the music,he isn't starting anything. Dori,Childe,Wanderer,and Kaeya on the other hand...

Honestly lots of the characters start up little shops,some more organized ones keep a lil notebook,while some of the more disorganized characters just give themselves a million dabloons just to buy a scarf bc they can't remember how many dabloons they actually had 💀

They have a lot of fun! Although they tend to butt heads a bit. At least they aren't killing eachother-

*****

[xephsuggestions]

make an entire episode where the question is just yes or no and the rule is that lalna cant win

That’s just called Being Lalna.

[collaredkittyboy]

Here is an ask. Can you kill two hostages for me please

Consider it done :3

[koobiie]

shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

[oncorhynchus-nerka]

VERY IMPORTANT a dam in the Netherlands, the weerdsluis lock, is directly on a migratory path for spawning fish. They have a worker stationed there to open the door for the fish, but they can take a while to open it. So to keep the fish from getting preyed on by birds they installed a doorbell. Only, the fish don't have hands to ring the doorbell. If you go to their website, they have a LIVE CAMERA AND A DOORBELL that YOU RING FOR THE FISH when they're waiting, and then the dam worker opens the door for them! I can't express how obsessed I am with this. look at this shit. oh my god.

Please check on the fish doorbell once in a while :)

[sylvies-kablooie]

i do unironically think the best artists of our generation are posting to get 20 notes and 3 reblogs btw. that fanfic with like 45 kudos is some of the best stuff ever written. those OCs you carry around have some of the richest backstories and worldbuilding someone has ever seen. please do not think that reaching only a few people when you post means your art isn't worth celebrating.

[starrysharks]

ghanaian miku

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The math just adds up!

[lazylittledragon]

can't believe we're all adults being forced into the club penguin level of censorship in 2024

[noperopesaredope]

I wish we had more female characters like Eleanor Shellstrop. One of the most unlikable people you've ever met. Read a Buzzfeed article on most rude things you can do on a daily basis and decided to use that as a list of goals. Makes everyone's day worse just by being there. Dropped a margarita mix on the ground and tried to pick it up, only to get hit by a row of shopping carts which pushed her into the road where she was hit by a boner pill delivery truck, killing her instantly. Cannot keep a romantic partner despite being bisexual. Had a terrible childhood but will die before she gets therapy. Best employee at a scam company. Just the worst but also can't help but root for her to improve.

Absolute loser. Girl-failure. Bad at almost everything. Literally perfect female character.

[christadeguchi]

(✿◕‿◕) die (ꈍ ꒳ ꈍ✿)

[borrelia]

if you donate one single us dollar to the unrwa, you will have donated more money than you would have by clicking that stupid arab.orb link every day for four and a half years. yes, they do actually donate money to the unrwa, but even with tens of thousands of clicks, most of that money is the baseline $90 they send every quarter. from 2023 quarter 4, half a million clicks turned into $380.57. maths out to six hundreths of one cent per click. just donate to unrwa.

[hinamie]

mentor

[wolfythewitch]

i have so much rage in me one day i think i will explode. i dont think i know how to forgive as much as i know how to forget

[millidew]

his change in career has captivated me

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