#i like this!!

[the-gimmick-authority]

hey uhh mx executioner im a doctor so im sure i could provide you with some “medical resources” in exchange for my innocence if you know what i mean ;)

- @burgerking-official

I leave the brain shit for the orange one but sure ;3

[aikoiya]

What if Frisk was an adult and a therapist? 💖

What if Frisk is an Adult Therapist, that tricks any Monster that attacks Frisk into talking about their true feelings/problems?

1.

Papyrus: Wowie, I feel great getting all that off my chest! I don’t think I even need the therapy anymore! I’m gonna leave right now!

Frisk: So, same time next week?

Papyrus: …Okay.

2.

Frisk: Oh, I think these incidents is a better path than any other to the heart of your issues.

I think it’s possible that you and King Asgore have a very specific dynamic. I don’t think it’s one that teaches you proper self-control or discipline. I think it may even sometimes reward you whenever you get temperamental.

I think it’s possible that type of dynamic had spread to your other relationships, and your friends are probably afraid to call you out whenever you go too far, because it’s either gonna hurt your feelings or cause you to lose your temper on them.

Undyne: …Screw you.

Papyrus and Alphys: UNDYNE!

Undyne: Screw both of you, too.

3.

Mettaton: What? No, what kind of question is that?

Frisk: The kind that wasn’t designed to attack or hurt you in any way.

Mettaton: Oh, Jesus Christ, one of these…

4.

Frisk: It’s not my job to take sides or pass judgment. Do you think when your brother asks to go to Grillby’s again, you could ask him-

Papyrus: He won’t have to ask for my permission, okay?! He won’t need it! He’ll just do his own thing again, like always! He doesn’t need anything from anyone!

Frisk: You admire him for that.

Papyrus:…It’s better than making your problems other people’s problems.

5.

Papyrus: I am afraid… that people or my own brother won’t respect me… unless I’m popular.

Frisk: Great job. Alphys, you go.

Alphys: I am… mad, that I can’t watch kid shows without people assuming it’s because my life sucks… I hope to be seen one day as someone that just likes cartoons and anime.

Frisk: Excellent job. Undyne, do you have an “I” statement?

Undyne: …I am… I am sad that… I’m sad that my friends weren’t honest with me, about how I was sometimes scaring them. I want to be a better friend to them.

Frisk: Look at this team go! You guys are pros! What do you guys think about doing this once a week?

6.

Frisk: Sans, why did you lie to your brother?

Sans: So I wouldn’t have to come here.

Frisk: Why didn’t you want to come here?

Sans: Because I don’t respect therapy.

And I don’t think going to some agent of averageness that explains which words mean which feelings has ever helped anyone do anything.

I think it’s helped a lot of people get comfortable and stop panicking, which is a state of mind we value in the animals we eat, but not something I want for myself.

I’m not a cow. I’m a comedian. When I feel like it. So… you asked.

Frisk: Sans, you seem to alternate between viewing your own mind as an unstoppable force and as an inescapable curse. And I think it’s because the only truly unapproachable concept for you is that it’s your mind within your control. You chose to come here, you chose to talk -to belittle my vocation- just as you chose to become a comedian.

You are the master of your universe, and yet you are dripping with ketchup stains and grease. Your mind literally vegetating by your own hand.

I have no doubt that you would be bored senseless by therapy, the same way I’m bored when I brush my teeth and take a bath. Because the thing about repairing, maintaining, and cleaning is it’s not an adventure. There’s no way to do it so wrong you might die.

It’s just work. And the bottom line is, some people are okay going to work, and some people well, some people would rather die.

Each of us gets to choose…

7.Mettaton: Wow, that shrink, what a monologist.

Alphys: …Are we gonna go back?

Undyne: Jesus Christ… Therapists, man.

Sans: And yet people call me a weirdo.

Mettaton: We should get a drink.

Sans: Really? Like, go somewhere?

Mettaton: Yeah, let’s have a little party to celebrate surviving the shrink.

Undyne: Absolutely!

Papyrus: I… I liked Frisk.

Sans: So what are you guys thinking, like, the restaurant at the MTT Resort? Maybe Grillby’s?

Undyne: Yeah, either one. Either one.

What if Frisk’s therapy sessions somewhat helped fix Asgore’s and Toriel’s relationship?

Asgore: Wait! Uh… Toriel, th-there’s something that’s been eating me up for a really long time. We used to make such a great team, didn’t we? Until I screwed it all up.

Toriel: …

Asgore: If I hadn’t selfishly declared war on Humanity that day, we could’ve found a better way to break the barrier and the humans that came before Frisk didn’t have to die by my hands. I’m so sorry, Tori, for everything.

Toriel: …I’ll be honest. I did blame you in the heat of it, but Frisk has opened up my eyes and I’ve known better for a long time, now…

Because even though declaring war was still a stupid thing to do, it gave our people hope and if you hadn’t given them hope… well, then our kingdom would be much smaller today…

What happened to the other humans was as much my fault, as it was yours, because I did nothing to help them when they left the Ruins. I couldn’t help them or my kingdom. At least you stayed loyal to your people and kept them from falling apart… If anyone is the selfish one, it is me…

But I don’t want to be that selfish person anymore…

I want to be better and help you get better as well…

Asgore: Tori… Thank You…

As A Bonus: What if the UT Monsters felt genuine guilt over how they treated Frisk?

Undyne: Dude! You should get outta here before you get hurt!

Papyrus: NO! Every time terrible stuff happens, I run the other way! That is my dear friend! And Frisk is right to be angry because I didn’t protect them!

Alphys *tearing up*: You didn’t protect them from us!

Mettaton*crying*: They’re like this because of us!

Undyne *crying*: We're the source of Frisk’s suffering!

Toriel *crying*: This is my fault! *sobs loudly*

Asgore *crying*: Tori! Don’t be silly! Everyone knows that all of this is because of me!

Toriel: NO, it’s because of ME! I said that I would protect Frisk, but I did nothing to help them once they left the Ruins! I basically left them to die alone, just like I did with all the other humans!

Asgore *crying*: But that was because you didn’t want anything to do with me or the war, and all my war did was hurt Frisk! Like it hurt every human that ever came down here! *sobbing* This is all my fault!

Flowey: YES, IT IS!

(Flowey suddenly pops out from the ground.)

Flowey: Yes, we hurt Frisk, but this isn’t the time to make this all about us! That’s not helping! Maybe Frisk would care how sad you are because they always puts everyone else’s feelings first! But they can’t do that for you right now, because they needs us this time!

We all had Frisk when we needed them, but the only person who’s never had Frisk is Frisk! That kid's always been there for us, so, *sighs*…

How can we be there for Frisk now? 🌻

[hearties-circus]

Teehee ^^ I am so tired but I am done, say hello to the newbie

[hindulivesmatter]

18. (U know the list of questions u rebloged)

-😼

Interesting question. I believe in spirits, and I do feel my grandmother is nearby sometimes.

I don't know how I feel about ghosts though. My brother is adamant that they are real, but he's not that convincing lol.

I don't care about aliens that much. If they're real I'd like to be friends with one.

[dent-de-leon]

I always imagined Shadowheart's little crown was a hair comb like this

And the tines of the comb are stuck into her braid to keep it in place? I could be wrong tho

oHH the comb is such a good idea i think ill try that!! :'D

[bekkachaos]

mood board, for the aesthetic ✨

tagged by the lovely @spotsandsocks @monsterrae1 @the-likesofus @jacksadventuresinwriting 💕

Go to Pinterest and search [your name] core aesthetic and post the first nine images!

you know what, I ain't even mad!

tagging these wonderful people if they want to give it a go x

@loveyourownsmiilee @swiftiediaz @dickley-buddie @elvensorceress @burntotears @vintagelacerosette @first-kanaphan @angrycowboy @idealuk @infallibledreamers

[monty-glasses-roxy]

what were freddy and chica's reactions to finding bonnie and foxy (damaged and battery dead) in that old storage room? freddy would probably try to gently shake bonnie awake to no avail and be horrified by the claw marks on bonnie's battery dead body, chica meanwhile would probably be so worried about foxy's well being, seeing as the pirate fox didn't look much better. they needed to get their 2 injured friends to roxy's garage right away, roxy can fix them up.

Honestly? Shock. Just straight up shock.

Followed by the horror that they've been right here this whole time. If they'd have known, if they had just come here sooner or gotten Roxy with her special eyes close enough, how much sooner could they have been found? How long could they have had their friends back for?

And also, how the hell did Roxy not find them earlier? They swear she searched the place top to bottom at least five times how did she not see it? Chica had done it a few times before, Freddy had too, Monty and Moon had as well so how the hell hadn't they found them before?

They'd go to pick them up and get them to Roxy but Chica would stop them. If they bring them back, what will happen? Will management scrap them? Will management see them in one piece again and get mad at them? Are the possible consequences of management's wrath worth having their friends back?

Obviously, it is. But also that's fucking scary. Roxy could fix them up, sure, but if management don't want them, they will become irrepairable and it would all be for nothing. Can they really do that to them? To themselves?

They decide that no matter what, they need to get them to Roxy. She gets in trouble with management about as much as Monty, and has been in trouble for repairing herself a bunch before. She might know how management would feel about it and also would be able to fix them up.

Roxy doesn't have a god damn clue how management will react to this and confused why Chica and Freddy even considered it. Who gives a shit about them and their opinions? Oh they'll scrap her? Yeah? And lose their most convenient, useful and money saving animatronic? She thinks the fuck not!

Neither Freddy nor Chica are surprised by this reaction. At all. According to Roxy, management love her too much to scrap her and she's very proud of that.

Anyway, in the light of Roxy's garage, they all get a much better look at the damage and they're horrified. Chica is so close to crying and Freddy is too stunned for words. The Minis are with them now and they're equally upset about it. Roxy reassures them she'll get them back but also tells them to go and have a talk with Monty and Moon. They need to know what actually happened, and they have to find out for her because if Roxy sees Monty she may punch first ask questions later.

Freddy and Chica gotta have those conversations and those are not fun! At all! Chica takes Moon and Freddy takes Monty because that's who they're both closest to of the pair.

They are wished good fucking luck for this. Like, yikes how do you even bring that up? "Oh hey! Good morning! You busy? No? Oh good! So how did you kill our mutual friend? Was it Vanny? Ahahaaa no no I'm just curious-" Lmao good luck to them

[ahogedetective]

Character Study: Birds

SPARROW || innocence. big dreamer. waking up too early. walking home. being afraid of meeting new people.slim hands. always cold. reading a book under a tree. the smell of the forest. missing your home.

EAGLE || independent. caring too much for others. sharp looks.walking through the city late at night. the tallest and most spectacular building. iron. being single and okay in a world that tells you that being single is bad.

SWIFT || falling in love easily and heavily. traveler.the infinity of the bluest sky.storms. broken smiles. forgetting people who used to be your beloved ones.feeling out of place. mistrusting people. a fleeting romance.

CROW || feeling as if you have seen so much and as if you know a lot. prejudging. tight hugsthat leave you breathless. a grey sky. serenity. intelligence.being left behind. chains. smoke. the pride of someone wise.

DOVE || petals. jealousy. being tired of living with the same old faces. whispered secrets. marble. sundresses. white clothes. the first sunset of winter. pride in who you are. learning to get over someone.

SEAGULL || family. golden light. the sea murmuring in your ear. summer afternoons. caramel ice cream. collecting seashells and other things and calling them treasures. living breezy and carefree. swimming in the sunlight.

CANARY || artistic.getting excited easily. dancing and singing while you are alone. looking at your friends having fun.no phone. being afraid of judgment. spring. a meaningful gift. the first ray of sunlight.

Tagged by: @fatexbound thank youuuuu~!

Tagging: if you are a fellow birb lover, do this!! 🐤

[stupid-toh-aus]

Stupid AU where the BATTs are called the BATTs because Raine got really into The Batman (2022)

[koobiie]

shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

[awittylemon]

kabru is so fucking funny. he’s out here playing 15 dimensional manipulation mind chess with a guy whose hobby is barking like a dog

[owlpellet]

i thought my laptop was on its last leg because it was running at six billion degrees and using 100% disk space* at all times and then i turned off shadows and some other windows effects and it was immediately cured. i just did the same to my roommate's computer and its performance issues were also immediately cured. okay. i guess.

so i guess if you have creaky freezy windows 10/11 try searching "advanced system settings", go to performance settings, and uncheck "show shadows under windows" and anything else you don't want. hope that helps someone else.

*yes sorry i mean usage i posted this before bed :( i do not mean the hard drive is full aaaaghhhh

[officialspec]

walkable cities also means sittable cities send tweet

[camping-with-monsters]

For those of you who weren’t able to get 100% of the total solar eclipse today… I gotchu <3

[malwarechips]

yknow i never noticed the sheer rareness of images having ids or alt text on this website until i started adding alt text to my art (and trying to remember to add it to any images i post in general, especially text screenshots) and that makes me kinda sad

[theboxfort]

Peace and love