kaieljo

[agentcalypso]

my (mostly) coherent thoughts on the vengeance saga

spoilers obviously (and once again written during the livestream because i once again have shit to do tmrw)

🩸NOT SORRY FOR LOVING YOU🩸

lol so remember how in my wisdom saga post i said there were over 100k ppl in the livestream by the time the wisdom saga started and i thought that was a record? yea theres 167k ppl in the stream rn

already i am in love with the color pallette

love the steel pan also its a very nice touch

lowkey the percussion kinda sounds like the percussion in monster but idk if that means anything

i can already tell this is going in my audition binder

GIGI ANIMATIC HELL YEA

ok shes a horrible person but i kinda feel bad for her tbh (and you can tell ody does at least a little)

10/10

🩸DANGEROUS🩸

FULL SPEED AHEAD JUMPSCARE JESUS

HERMEEEEESSSSSSSS

this animation is EATING holy shit

troy never ceases to amaze me with his vocals omg

ODY IS BACK BABEY

bro is fighting for his life and hermes is just groovin

bringing back the wind bag is just *chefs kiss*

also confirmation that it was rigged is nice

11/10

🩸CHARYBDIS🩸

well he uh. certainly needs luck for THAT

ALL OF THESE ANIMATICS ARE FUCKING EATING HOLY SHIT

not much to say but holy SHIT HES BACK BABEYYYYYY

god fucking dammit poseidon

9/10

🩸GET IN THE WATER🩸

THE ORGAN????? HELLO???????

ALSO WELCOME BACK STEVEN ONE HELL OF A FUCKIN ENTRANCE

this song was already great in the snippet but its EVEN FUCKING BETTER MY FUCKING GOD

oh i. forgot he threatened to do that to telemachus

god odys part is so. idk. soft? either way i love it

SHATTER THE MOTHERFUCKING OCEAN

welp hes certainly afraid of the water now

NOT AGAIN GODDAMMIT

15/10

🩸SIX HUNDRED STRIKE🩸

WIND BAG COMING IN CLUTCH AGAIN

3D???????

BRO IS LITERALLY USING IT AS A JETPACK

"I WILL GET BACK TO MY WIIIIIIIIIFFEEEE"

THE FUCKING ANIME BATTLE

BRO IS CASUALLY BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF A GOD

poseidon what the fuck do you mean

AND NOW HES JUST THREATENING A GOD????? BRO IS FUCKING FERAL

OH GOD THE DIFFERENT BEAST HORN

OH SHIT WHAT IS HE DOING

I MEAN I CANT RLY BLAME HIM BUT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

"HOW WILL YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT" "NEXT TO MY WIFE" FUCK YEA GO GET YOUR GIRL

175K FUCKING PEOPLE

45013534058/10

in conclusion AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[senxitive]

I want to take this moment to acknowledge that I feel confident in my decision. Before it slips away and I start back with the "what ifs." I made the right decision, not only for myself, but the other people it would have impacted and things must get better from here. The time for action was months and months ago, all that is left is trauma and pain now. And I am right to move on. I can't let this affect me any longer.

[marklikely]

not that i believe most of what he said on the heart part 6 but like... if you actually had a fake mole feeding kendrick fake stories.. if thats true you are the dumbest fucking man alive

[truckstoptigers]

my dad is literally giving me the silent treatment lmao

[marsixm]

tried out being more assertive at work today and just bluntly stating things and i def was helped a bit getting things done by my dept head being there all night but! i think it went good! i def feel a lot better about my ability to do my fucking job and run a tighter ship.

[todayisafridaynight]

i want to share my silly little masato and aoki drawing i made on paper but im terrified of sharing my art to strangers bcz its not that good and im afraid ill get ultimately slandered LMAO

when youre scared of being criticized for a drawing but still want to share it its best to do what i do and throw it on the internet and then dodge the website for the rest of the day :)

[youngestdaughtersyndrome]

sitting in bed eating cheese absolutely stewing

[geometricalien]

him, already with a girlfriend that he wants to marry: I wanted to kiss you when I saw you. I wanted to kiss you on the bridge as well.

me, externally: i- eh- what-

me, internally: soooo many red flags how can he just admit this??

[snekdood]

if me not being fake nice all the time is the reason ppl generally avoid me then whatever. id rather not walk around with a liar as a face.

[sweet-as-kiwis]

I’m gonna fistfight my school’s disability services.

[pablitosgf]

again ?! — op81

pairings ! — oscar piastri x fem!reader

warnings ! — cursing

info ! — in which oscar shocks the internet for the third time...

authors note ! — third and final part of this mini series (?) lmk if y'all wanna see more girl dad oscar 😭🫶🏼

format ! — smau

pt 1 pt 2

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logansargeant oscar is actually mines, thank you very much!

↳ shut up logan ur just a side chick 🙄

logansargeant WRONG! im actually his main bitch 😍

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alexandriasaintmleux lets go meet up for some hot chocolate lilymhe yourusername ?

lilymhe YES PLEASE

↳ yes, i'm so tired rn

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mrs. piastri 🦶🏼

did you see twitter?

mr. piastri 🩷

no? why?

mrs. piastri 🦶🏼

because of my caption i wrote "babies"

mr. piastri 🩷

well yeah whats wrong with that? theres me and ilia?

mrs. piastri 🦶🏼

omg ru a dumb little shit?

mr.piastri 🩷

BRO WHAT????

mrs. piastri 🦶🏼

dont "bro" me or else ur sleeping on the couch

mr. piastri 🩷

🙄, okay.

mrs. piastri 🦶🏼

you didn't tell them about ilia dumbass, thats why they are confused 😭

mr. piastri 🩷

OHHHHHHHHUHHH

should i tell them?

mrs. piastri 🦶🏼

sure, why not?

mr. piastri 🩷

okayyy

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landonorris what'd i tell yall? he's gonna shock the internet again 🙄

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yourusername exactly, daniel. 😬

heidiberger_ im waiting danny!!

lilymhe im clearly the favorite auntie!!

heidiberger_ wrong, its me.

alexandriasaintmleux WRONG, WRONG, its me dumbasses.

kellypiquet you motherfuckers are wrong again, its me! 🥰

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[dewffin]

soo... I think I accidentally began to make a Silmarillion Fangame...

For some unknown reason i was like "I wanna make textures :D" but i didn't want to model shit, so i just used VROID studio as a painting book... but then i was like "ummm, i never tried to draw a character an then tried to make it 3D in vroid" so uh-

yeah...

and then i was like "let´s drop this bad boy in Unreal to see how he looks" and because, well, i don't know why i decided to try to make him look a bit 2D? like he was drawn? like doing the complete opposite of what i just did?

so this is what he looked when i began to play with post process stuff

and because i wanted to look around and stuff i added a little guy i had, and it turns out that he was really little and i had to make him a box to take pics of Fëanor's face

Then i did more stuff and i ended up with these cute flowers :D

And then I said fuck it, i think I'm making a game...

So the thing is that doing a game doing a game while being a one person studio is a biiiiiit difficult.

By that i mean i had to try to keep my head leveled in what i could do, so I ended up with this...

Tecilwë's Adventures in Arda

(yeah, i don't have a name for this)

So, you play as Tecilwë, a noldorin journalist that travels around trying to document the best stories of Arda. You can find out what is happening around by talking with people, sneaking around or finding clues. Then, you can write your take on what happens, and depending on what you say, how you say it and what secrets do you keep your reputation as a journalist and your relationship with the different character you find can change for better or worse.

A little bit about Tecilwë...

Q Tecilwë Autanna -  S Tegilu

Tecilwë - The one who writes [tecil “pen”, wë “person”] or as i like to call them "El pibe birome"

Autanna - the lost sign, the fool sign [au “away, lost”, aut “fool”, tanna “sign, token”]

A young lore master from Tirion. Studied under Rumil, and is excited to document all that happens in the course of the story. 

Curious and eager to learn. More often than not ends up in trouble for documenting what was not supposed to be seen.

Tecilwë believes in the power of the word, and on how truth is composed by those who write it.

Not often remembered, wants to be remembered as one of the great lore masters. But the curse of the Noldor runs deep…

Basically a player insert

Y alto chismoso

What i have for now in gameplay is that you can run around a location (and you'll be able to travel to different places, but time passes so, for example, if you leave Aman you cannot go back, or if Gondolin fell then you cant go there). There as i wrote you can talk to people and find out stuff, and all what you find you write in your journal, which you can check to remember what you have seen. With all of that you can unlock new dialogues, and when you get enough information you can end the day and write like a newspaper or magazine. If, for example, you found that gasp Maedhros and Fingon are being two love birds behind a tree, you can write about that in different ways. A- You just say thing as they are. B- You say that is great to see the unity in the House of Finwë. C- Accuse Fingon of corrupting the innocent eldest of Fëanor. D- say nothing about this. With A you get lower relationship points with Russingon for exposing them. B gets you a good realtionship with them, but lower with Fëanor. C gets you a good amount of points with Fëanor, but the other two will hate your guts. And with D, nothing changes, but you can confront them about their relationship and tell them to be more careful if they want to keep it a secret.

Also if you write a lot about gossip stuff you will lose credibility and that is kinda a way to not being remember as the great Lore Master you want to be...

Also i love how FIngon's hair is coming out. This is like a first draft but it was fun to make.

Also this motherfucker is so fucking tall

And this is one of my favourite screenshots from when i had Fëanor as the playable character

(also here is really noticeable that i added lights to their eyes, and it switches form golden to silver light)

In short, a gossip simulator

Also i cannot wait to make the "Who is Gil-Galad's dad" level

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[wolftheghost]

but what are your thoughts on Wilson being a piece of shit to House constantly? /gen

because no one seems to talk about it…

I mean, yeah he does give house shit a lot of the time, but thats why we call it toxic old man yaoi (/hj), because they're simultaneously awful to each other and the best match for each other

On a more serious note, people tend to ignore it probably because it makes it easier to justify calling house the worse one in their relationship. Even if wilson did nearly get him killed trying to save amber and then left for a long time. Removed from the context of the show, wilson is arguably not as normal as people expect, but thats because in comparison to everyone else, he copes better (he doesnt, we love repression)

There is also a lot to be said on how people in the show treat house because of his addiction, and not in a positive way. They constantly seem to act like it's a moral failing and treat the reason behind his addiction as manageable without it; wilson makes a snarky comment comparing the way stacey's new partner copes with his disability and house's coping mechanisms to imply that house shouldn't have taken painkillers, and for a lot of the show, they act as if all of his pain is psychosomatic (when its not, he has damaged nerves). Despite supplying the meds for house, wilson still makes comments about being an "enabler" when we clearly see that house doesnt have another choice; ibuprofen doesn't work.

Also i have very strong opinions on the fact that cuddy says "i cant believe i could forget that you were an addict" (paraphrased) when she breaks up with him because he took one singular vicodin because he was scared she was gonna die. As if its a moral failing, and as if him being clean for a year didn't happen. I'd just like to add, her breaking up with him over relapsing once (and showing remorse + promising her he "can do better") caused him to fully succumb to the addiction once more, and go back on vicodin. Great job, cuddy, you did real good work out there /sar.

But i digress. I do feel pretty strongly about wilson being a dick to house, and pretty much everyone else being a dick to him, but acting like they're not in the wrong because he's rude sometimes. (E.g tritter kicking his fucking cane and then getting mad at him for getting mad [also that whole case wasn't really legal but yk]) Also the way that wilson repeatedly leaves house (the amber situation, after almost killing him), and didn't visit him once when he was in mayfield or prison (i kinda get prison but c'mon, mayfield?? motherfucker you drove him there the least you can do is stop by) feels very shitty, especially when you add the fact that he kicked house out despite insisting on him moving in after he got back from the mental hospital to try prevent relapses.

Overall, yeah, i dont really get why nobody ever talks about how shitty wilson can be towards house. Sorry for getting off topic lol, i feel strongly about this kinda stuff in the show and the way people often ignore it in favour of claiming that house is a piece of shit when the show very explicitly shows us the reasons he's not actually

Thanks for the ask :3

[yaz-4200]

~Secret Relationship With The Real Slim Shady~

(Eminem x reader!)

- PART 1 - 2001 - you’re in a secret relationship with slim, an innocent runway model and the controversial rapper

“You’re too paranoid baby” Marshall cooed softly in your ear

“I’m telling you Marshall that man recognised us” you said pulling the hood down further to cover you a little more- you loved wearing his hoodies they were not only comfy but you always felt so safe and hidden in how big they were.

He sighed pulling up to the McDonald’s drive in, getting ready to order a quick meal before he dropped you off to your next shoot.

You repositioned yourself in your seat, turning away from him to cover your identity when he pulled up , he laughed slightly to how seriously you took it- at the end of the day it was your sweet reputation he was protecting not his own

The immediate gasps filled your ears as he pulled up to the window “Oh my God!EMINEM” the fan girls called out

Marshall smiled and laughed “how y’all doing” he said with a chuckle “Can we get your autograph??!!” One of the workers squealed , Marshall nodded signing something for the both of them before they gave him the food “who was that with him” one said quite loudly as he began to drive away

You smiled to yourself , you enjoyed seeing him interact with fans - and hearing them ask about your identity make it clear you concealed yourself well "see wasn't that bad was it" marshall teased with a sly smirk on his face- you pushed his arm playfully "shut up" you replied with a laugh. You both settled down at the back of the car park as he handed you your food "I promise to call you whilst im in Detriot baby i just gotta sort some stuff out with the kim and see hailie" he said refering back to your previous conversation You smiled back at him , "its fine marshall , i have back to back shows here so i'll be busy too-say hi to hailie for me" you replied beginning to eat your fries You had only met hailie a hand full of times, which proof had mentioned was non-existant for past girls slim had been seeing. That made you happy,knowing he loved you enough to bring his daughter around you meant alot. You watched marshalls face grow intrigued by something outside the car, "Motherfucker!" he yelled too loud for your liking you turned your head and just then you heard it the "click" of a camera rang in your ears. "shit" you mumbled.Turning back to slim who slammed the car door open "jesus fucking christ marshall stop!" you hated when he acted on impulsive like this "Back the fuck up punk!" marshall shouted pushing the camera back with his palm , the guy seemed to get the hint jumping back away to get away from marshall In moments he was back in the car, a laugh escaped his lips as if the situation was funny "This isn't funny marshall hes gonna shop those" you replied pointing to where the man was "Then you cant deny me anymore in your little interviews" he retorted moving your head to his shoulder "i dont know what im gonna do" you mumbled to yourself.

[myunghology]

XIAO , SCARAMOUCHE , KAZUHA general relationship headcanons.

!! gender neutral reader, completely sfw, fluff. tw ? ; none ( song reco )

!! XIAO

you guys are definitely taking it slow, he still has to adjust y'know. even if he's over 2,000 years old, i doubt he's ever been in a romantic relationship. ( is that an insult ? ; maybe )

overprotective, doesn't care who it is, he just is. the only exception is probably zhongli and ganyu. still unsure about traveler, but i'm leaning to maybe yes.

"who's that? why are you acting so close with them? do i know them? have you mentioned them before?" "....xiao that's one of my family members." "oh."

easily flustered. he can either cover it up easily, or he can't. there's no in between, or that's up to you if you want to decide.

can't express his feeling's properly. this ones a little bit toxic, but if you didn't want accurate headcanons then i think you came to the wrong blog.

but you cant really blame him, he's naturally like that. and it's probably gonna take him a long time to actually open up about his feelings, but if you're an understanding and patient person, then that's better.

he'll probably ignore you if he's jealous, but i guess that's how he copes dawg

he'd want you to come to him first more than him actually confronting you.

but put all that aside- he gives you little things that reminded him of you whenever he goes somewhere. he would sometimes give you a random cute hairpin and said that it'd suit you, which it did.

that's what makes your relationship so cute, he does these little things that make you smile, like taking you out to places where he thinks it's pretty, just like you. he thinks. he does this because he doesn't know how else to express it. ( shakespeare could never amirite )

!! SCARAMOUCHE

mOTHERFUCKER NUMBER 2 WHO ALSO DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO EXPRESS HIS FEELINGS

it's ironic enough that him and xiao are similar in relationships, more so that they absolutely can't express their feelings properly.

but what's different is that he expresses it more aggressive about it. more passive-aggressive probably.

buys you stuff you want without even asking, if he sees you looking at it then he buys it for you the next day, maybe even something better, but still the same design.

you tell him to stop spending his money on you when you don't even need it, but he tells you to just be good and take it. you give in, because it'd be a waste if he bought it and he'd just give it right back after.

but if you like it that way, then he's your personal sugar daddy now congratulations

denies it whenever you call him out when he's being shy, especially when you flirt back, this guy is a hard flirt, only to you of course.

there may be tons of women or men who are into him, but he's only looking at you, if he wanted to cheat, he can. but he doesn't.

"i don't understand why you're so worried about that, you know i'll only always be with you." ( AGOI )

( HE SAY THAT IM GOOD ENOUGH GRABBIN MY DUHDUHDUH THINKIN BOUT SHIT THAT I SHOULDN'T HA-)

but then again, he also says straight forward about problems into a relationship, because he wants to avoid them in the future.

you guys fight sometimes, and i mean teasing by the way, not an actual fight. but fights aren't really rare when you're with him.

it's usually caused because of a misunderstanding.

they do say you fight with the people you love the most

!! KAZUHA

probably the most normal one out of all of them here i fear. sweetest boyfriend ever

bros the whole package

he says whatever's making him uncomfortable in a relationship and he encourages you to do the same and not be ashamed, probably because you two have already been through everything together once you've even started dating.

also he's a very understanding person, and he's willing to listen to you no matter what situation it is.

his love language is probably words of affirmation, saying he loves you out of the blue is his favorite part of the day.

"i love you so much" "..h..huh..?"

10x more soft spoken to you than he is to other people, i know his voice is naturally like that, but he can't help but treat you like your fragile, especially if you're emotional. but if you don't want him to, then he won't push it. especially if you don't like feeling belittled.

closeted sadist

won't force you to do things you don't want to do, but he definitely encourages you.

never and i mean never comments anything rude or disrespectful at you, especially about your appearance. the only things he comments are compliments.

but if you truly want advice for your looks then he'll recommend a hair, clothing switch or something like that, "maybe that would look better, but you really suit anything and everything" he says.

gives you love letters whenever he's away, probably once a week so you don't go overthinking. you don't have to worry about him cheating either, beidou has promised you that she'd tell you if he cheats ( and crush his testicles ) , and obviously, kazuha isn't that type of person, you'd know for sure.

[icantpickausernamesorry]

netflix is incredibly annoying.

(in this I will talk mostly about dead boy detectives since it's the one I have watched, but I acknowledge Kaos, Lockwood and co. and all the others. tag more in the reblogs!!)

like a lot of people, I clicked on dbd and like a FUCK TON of people, I adored it. and like AN ASS TON of people, I started crying when I realised it got cancelled.

now, there are a few things about this show that ticked me off when I looked into it. one, it's a show about dead guys and it was not released in October. Two, it is very inherently queer and was not released during pride month. the problem- it was released when the audience wasn't introduced to it in a proper way.

next, it was in the Top 10 list for a while, but then fell off. I think (!!) that the reason is because honestly, sometimes I get so mad that my favorite show is cancelled that I'd give up on everything too. also, there are people saying that netflix did not market this show well. I cant find anything about that since I don't have any other social media app, but if you have data pls post it here.

next, the main problem. SHIT DOES NOT GET FAMOUS WITH ONE SEASON!!

take schitts creak. from this article (which was also an inspiration for this post) I saw that it did not get much traction until the third season. THIRD. SEASON.

I think it's basic common fucking sense, but let's explain it to @netflix

imagine you get a taste of an amazing ice cream. it's beautiful. it hits all your taste buds in the best way. you gobble it up. then you find out that the ice cream is discontinued. the company that made it is fighting tk make more, but the head honchos at marketing don't care. they said that it didn't have a bit enough audience, not enough people ate it. After some research, you realise that the ice cream was released for a week. in an ice cream truck that was notorious to partner with the head honchos and routinely did this.

don't you think that that is a little FUCKING DUMB!?

the crew and cast and everything about dbd is beautiful. captivating. the season ended on SUCH a cliffhanger, leaving the audience wanting more, like ice cream. but that joy hoes un-heeded.

I genuinely don't know how to tell people that maybe, perhaps, things take time to work. relationships. a project.

A MOTHERFUCKING SHOW.

in short, I hate @netflix . they are hungry capitalist pigs who do not realise how much shows mean.

bring back binge-worthy television that does not get cancelled when the head honchos want it to.

@netflix @netflix @netflix @netflix @netflix

(p.s- check out the linked article! it's very informative and very well written!)