#i swear im nice

[dreams-and-drabbles]

*deep breaths*

can i get sum al haitham smut cuz the man is just too ahdkfkfkfllg 🥵🥵🥵 (if thats ok with u. i really love ur oneshots uwu)

Ask and you shall receive! I don’t mind writing smut in the slightest. I hope you enjoy it, I tried to do what I could with the premises. I don’t mind more specific asks, so don’t be shy. It definitely helps with the writing process. I hope you have a lovely day, and thank you so much for the ask!!!

[Warnings: MINORS DO NOT INTERACT!!! Contains sexual content. Top! Alhaitham, Anal fingering, teasing, Abuse of Dendro visions. ]

Alhaitham sat beside you, his nose stuck in a book as usual.

You sighed, your gaze trailing to the book. “Sometimes, I feel like such a third wheel in our relationship. I mean— You’re always deep in some sort of novel. You should be deep in me instead~!”

You joked, your tone teasing. To your surprise, Alhaitham snapped his book close, and brought his face an inch away from yours.

Alhaitham’s breath was warm against your cheek, and your heart pounded at his proximity.

“Alhaitham…what…?” You breathed out, surprise coloring your features.

Alhaitham brought up his hand, lightly cupping your cheek, so that you made eye contact.

“Did you mean that, or were you simply teasing?”

By this point your cheeks were on fire and you let out a soft, “yes.”

Alhaitham’s gaze trailed to your lips, and he brought his finger to them. You gulped, your gaze falling to his finger.

“Are you…?” You asked, your tone thick.

He smirked, his gaze trailing across your form.

“Should I?” He asked, pulling his finger away from your lips.

“You should…” You responded, craving the close proximity.

In response, Alhaitham closed the distance between the two of you, his lips capturing yours. He bit down lightly on your upper lip, making you gasp, and sliding his tongue into your mouth.

He tasted like cinnamon and mint, and you could hear his heartbeat from how close he was to you. After the initial shock, you returned the kiss with equal force, attempting to push his tongue out of your mouth. Alhaitham took that as a challenge, as he pulled you closer to him and began kissing you in a frenzy. After a few minutes, the two of you broke apart, and you greedily gasped for air.

Alhaitham smiled at you, his eyes narrowed into slits, before bringing his lips to your neck, trailing light kisses against your form. His hand hovered above your shirt, and his gaze met yours.

“Just—take them off!” You hissed, your frustration slipping into your tone.

Alhaitham smirked, as he quickly unbuttoned your top, and made his way down to remove your pants and undergarments. His hand wrapped around your inner thigh and he gave it a light squeeze.

You shuddered at the contact, before scowling.

“W-Who’s the tease now?” You hissed, your tone raspy.

Alhaitham chuckled, his tone deep and breathy, as he pulled off his clothes.

“Oh, believe me—“ He started, pressing his lips against your thigh and raking his tongue across it.

“You’ve seen nothing yet, dearest.”

You reeled at the touch, your body trembling.

“Should I educate you?” He purred, his vision flaring with a dim green light.

“Fuck— yes.” You swore.

Alhaitham’s vision flared once more, his fingers being enveloped in a pale fluid. He ran his fingers up and down the inside of your leg, bringing his index finger tantalizingly close to your anus.

“Manners, first. Ask nicely.”

You groaned, your teeth clenching.

“Damn it, Alhaitham— When do you ever ask nicel—“

Alhaitham’s finger rammed into your hole, and you gasped at the sudden contact. He sharply twisted his finger in, rotating it quickly, and you to process the new development, your body trembling.

“Y-You’re such an ass sometimes!” You hissed, a moan spilling from your lips.

Alhaitham pulled you closer to him, with his free hand, using the proximity to wiggle another finger in.

Your legs jerked at the contact, and you bit back the urge to moan. You didn’t want to give his teasing a reaction—

Alhaitham seemingly sensing this, picked up his pace once more. He twisted his fingers sharply, thrusting against your form. You gasped, feeling your body throb with warmth. Your legs clenched together tightly, and you felt warmth spread along their insides.

“Fuck me—“ You groaned, your tone breathy.

Alhaitham chuckled, his tone equally as worn.

“I already did, love.” He spoke, his tone silky.

“Fuck you—!” You responded, both amusement and frustration lacing your tone.

“You’re welcome to try.” He responded, wrapping his arms around your form. “Now, though— Let’s clean up some.”

You sigh tiredly, relinquishing yourself to your fate in his arms. As much as he liked to taunt you, he was also incredibly good at caring for your needs.

[gay-unleashed]

Just a little reminder for fictikin and otherkin folks; just because you are mainly portrayed as evil or a villain in your media or wherever you come from, does not make YOU evil or bad.

Also if you aren't evil or bad but get connected to something evil or bad, YOU ARE NOT EVIL OR BAD. You are not your media. You are not your stories. You are not your folklore.

Unless you are and that's completely fine ig-

But know you don't have to be that if you don't want it ♡

~Sincerely a Spring Bonnie kin who can't find much fanart of them w/o the "evil purple"

[enfinizatics]

how tf do i make mutuals on this website!! i’ve been here for ages and i still have no idea how to be sociable on here!!!

[veocorazones]

who wants to play the past within demo together i have no one to play with and i really really want to

[lockejhaven]

panic

Out of context, this is,,, quite hilarious to open my inbox to.

In relation to the ask game, however... thank you!! I shall do my best to interact with you more so as to ease your fear; I swear, I'm a much nicer human than I can appear to be !!

The Color Ask Game

[c-c-v]

I just wanna say- if you in anyway, for some reason think, or believe I'm scary (I'm really not, I don't believe or think I am tho I've been told here and there I am) I'm not I swear- I am completely free for talking or anything, I truly enjoys it. I dunno why I feel like that's a impression I'm giving off to peeps but eh, I swear I'm nice- anyway ill try to get more ideas or arts out when I cannnsss -w-

[sweetsmithy]

To all mutuals:

Hi :) anyone who wants to talk just for the hell of it feel free to talk to me, all happy to talk and meet new awesome people

[lunar-wandering]

literally. when i joined tumblr when i was like, 14, i had no goddamn clue how this site worked. i didn't understand reblogs, and i couldn't figure out how to tag my posts correctly so all my tags got jumbled together "kindalikethis".

but i saw that i could leave replies on people's posts. so, i'd search the name of my fave show/things i liked, and when i saw a post that was neat, i liked and replied to it. and, usually, got replies back (usually from the op). i had whole conversations in the replies of posts. i'd usually follow the poster soon afterwards, and after i noticed the ask box, began to send asks as well.

within a month, despite initially not knowing how to reblog or how the site really worked, i'd made about 10 friends, and had a dash constantly covered in new posts that i enjoyed. around this point i really figured out how reblogs and tags worked, and i was off to the races, dragging in more followers and friends.

all of this, without an algorithm. i never needed one. and neither does any new user.

it might feel disheartening to get not as many responses at first, or for your dash to feel quiet, but you just got to keep trying + learning. don't just give up immediately when your post only gets one note or you go 30 minutes without seeing anything new on your dash. if you wanna have a good time on this site, you gotta make an effort to adapt to it.

[demuredrug]

NaNoWriMo is nearing and my will to write is plummeting lol anyone need a writing buddy?

[bruciemilf]

I feel like Gothamites and Metropolis peeps would have the wildest, juiciest beef on Twitter. That shit is seasoned, spicy, cooked just RIGHT, -

" yeah sure Metropolis is almost crime free but Superman is literally so lame. He just saves your weak ass cat from a tree (why? It's a cat.) Probably says shit like " haha, now THAT was dangerous, huh?" and dips. I asked batman if he wanted to chill at Bat Burger after he gave the Joker brain damage and he was like, bet.''

" Gothamites can't say shit about Superman. Superman literally takes the time out of his day to help old ladies cross the street. I feel like If he caught me shoplifting Batman would punch me in the face and call me slurs"

And Bruce, from his official Batman account, retweets that with "I wouldn't. I'm not a police officer" and logs off

[avid-idiot]

Actually, I understand why ppl may think I'm intimidating now.

[veveisveryuncool]

me on my knees begging for a tails and nine interaction in season 3 🙏🙏🙏

take to the skies, forgotten fox boy <3

[cozylittleartblog]

diversity win your spam emails are queer

[mxfrodo]

y'all for fucking real. don't fucking write slave fics or x reader fics of aventurine's slavery??? are you guys out of your goddamn minds???

[astrozure]

viva el anarcosindicalismo

[biblically-accurate-dca]

I like that this blog is exactly what you read on the tin

Biblically accurate boys!

GAME INACCURATE DCA JUMPSCARE!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!