#i think that's their tag name?

[a-sociopath-do-your-research]

Poly architechs. Reblog. You agree

[browneyesandhair]

Harry Potter Rec Fest Day 27: A Muggle AU (Hockey Edition)

Thanks to @hprecfest for organizing this event! Please see below for some fun muggle AU fics!

Twenty Gauge by provocative_envy

Summary:

It takes Marcus less than ninety seconds to determine that his four o'clock is an aggressively annoying piece of shit.

Rating: Teen and Up Audiences; Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Relationship: Marcus Flint/Oliver Wood

Additional Tags: AU - Modern Setting, AU - Tattoo Parlor, AU - Hockey, AU - Non-Magical, Romance, Developing Relationship, Humor, Character Study, Implied Sexual Content

Time Go by provocative_envy

Summary:

"Oh, my god," Harry bleats, much too fucking late, "you're a hooker?" Her mouth falls open. "You didn't know?"

Rating: Mature; Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Relationship: Pansy Parkinson/Harry Potter

Additional Tags: AU - Modern Setting, AU - Non-Magical, AU - Escorts, AU - Hockey, Humor, Romance, Implied Sexual Content, Baking, Romantic Friendship, Developing Relationship, Misunderstandings, Light Angst

Sin Bin by seollem

Summary:

Hermione Granger just wants to enjoy a training retreat in the Swiss Alps and pass her figure skating qualifiers. If only the hockey team weren't so distracting.

Rating: Explicit; No Archive Warnings Apply

Relationship: Hermione Granger/Tom Riddle

Additional Tags: AU - Hockey, Ice Skating, Minor Hermione Granger/Harry Potter, Figure Skater Hermione Granger, Ice Hockey Player Tom Riddle, Winter Sports, Explicit Sexual Content, Unhealthy Relationships, Possessive Tom Riddle, Tom Riddle is His Own Warning, Vaginal Fingering, Tom Riddle is a Slut, Public Blow Jobs, Oral Sex, Orgasm Denial, Vaginal Sex, it's called the sin bin for a reason,

[sparrowlucero]

The greatest injustice ever faced is that I almost certainly started the still thriving "clown husbandry" tag on here, but any discussion about it (from a know your meme page to a youtube video with 500k views) says it's a joke of "unknown origin" or credited to this post, likely bouncing off of mine (which was actively circulating at the time with like 30k notes):

This is a tragedy for many reasons, most of all because it wasn't just an offhand joke but actually a direct response to some of the funniest online hate I ever got:

They're erasing the truest history of tumblr: its desperate need to seethe and argue over every obvious joke with more than 10 notes.

anyways here is the canonical pet clown. according to me

[pouletpourri]

more of that "kaufmo didn't get abstracted" AU

[aphel1on]

i have such a love for characters who descend into madness or villainy out of deep, deep empathy. characters who fundamentally cannot cope with the cruel realities they find themselves in and blow up about it in spectacular fashion. fallen angel type characters with tears of outrage in their eyes. characters who break before they bend, and break so badly they splatter blood all over their noble ideals. every variation on it gets me so good

[pcktknife]

THANK YOUUUUUUU

[1alchemistart]

dont got much to offer for The Holiday but have these sillies!

happy valentines day :D

[nomohmoss]

[toboldlymuppet]

VICTORY FEAST !!!

my piece for the @opfoodzine

[lokh]

what if shuro took a lil longer to show up........

i also would have wanted to see shuro with a fuller beard but it would have taken too long in the story ;;

[siarven]

Saw this post by @doppelnatur how dandelions are pretty good trans symbols and got inspired! Happy pride everyone 🏳️‍⚧️

[lylahammar]

Falin isn't comfortable in these kinds of clothes but I'm a big fat Falin kinnie so I had to draw her in some of my outfits anyways ✌️😗

[tumatawa]

[teehee-vibes]

Late night updates: Stepparents

[egophiliac]

time for skeleman

with the lack of any other info yet, all I can focus on are those Charles Lloyd-looking sunglasses. they are absolutely sending me. I feel like we're gonna fall through a tree or whatever and this stitched-up boney gentleman is gonna pop out from behind a gravestone and start serenading us with some smooth jazz on the saxophone.

or should I say...the saxoBONE???????

[kaahmbem]

legend has it that the young witch circe and the once beautiful nymph scylla shared a complicated past...