#i think this is funny without context

[burgerking-official]

me: *is a little silly in minecraft*

Nonspecific Individual: can you not be an asshat? i hope i never meet you irl

[setaflow]

The dichotomy of Brennan helping with ability score rolls for newer players:

Titan Takedown: Preps high-level base stats for the cast, with everyone having a 20 in their two most relevant ability scores and no one really having a genuine dump stat (no one's character has below a 14/+2 modifier in any ability), which allows the players to play to their class strengths and not have to worry about fucking up as much in a shorter, tighter campaign.

Fantasy High: Ally Beardsley rolls a 4 for Kristen's Dex and has to live with with the consequences of that for 6+ years

[blinkees]

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

“Poorly-Drawn” Poorly-Drawn-MDZS by my friend who has no context for what MDZS is, but has read every comic of mine in support.

[ofbardsandmen]

"look at my lawyer dawgggg i'm goin to jail"

[tamaharu]

non-exhaustive list of who i think treat kdj least to most normal if he got gender transformation:

13. lhs: ah, um, er (how do i behave towards her??? are there any doors i can hold open for her??? i mean him)

12. jhy: not being weird-weird but definitely plotting to see how she can use this to her own advantage/prove a lesson like a vengeful ghost. as she should.

11. uriel: hm~~~m! its a little disappointing? but wait! if i think about them using it to their advantage, and then switching back in the night and waking the next day... i see!! yes, im all for it!!

10. lsh: i really would like to know how extensive the changes are biology-wise. perhaps we can apply this to our current medical transitioning plan as well. surely you running a few tests for me would be a little bit of recompense for all the hard work ive done up til now, no?

9. sys: ahju-- um. un.. unnie? (kdj: why does it take me being genderswapped to you to not refer to me like im middle-aged?)

8. ljh: kahaha! its like youre in a bad manhwa!

7. jhw: lollllll. well no matter what you look like dokja-ssi is still dokja-ssi! (unconsciously treating him a bit nicer)

6. lgy: HYUNG IS HYUNG NO MATTER THE BODY!!!!

5. lsk: (....its probably for the best he was born a male child....)

4. ysa: i dont want to be treated differently just because im female, and im sure dokja-ssi feels the same.

3. hsy: kahaha! its like youre in a bad manhwa!

2. yjh: ...... (treats him exactly the same but keeps worrying that hes being weird about it even though hes not)

1. SHOCKINGLY gong pildu: ......i dont want to think about this too hard. (refuses to acknowledge even subconsciously that anything happened)

[missionel]

a small glimpse into my 𝓼𝓲𝓬𝓴 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓽𝔀𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓭 mind

[skrunksthatwunk]

Not Only is he a bisexual icon but he also Cannot stop framing his demonic encounters as dubiously romantic without anyone or anything prompting him to

[thegreatyin]

yeah sorry your boyfriend is going north. yeah his own boyfriend got murdered and he went to the neath to go on an epic revenge quest and it involved an absurd amount of knives and extremely deadly honey and a really petty bat and after everything was over your boyfriend went a little more insane than usual and brought back his dead lover except said dead lover was immediately kidnapped by an evil clone of your shared wife (who is a delusional furry) and now your boyfriend has nothing else to live for and he thinks his life his worthless and everyone would be better off if he was dead and he bases all of his self worth on helping everyone else around him so clearly if killing himself helps the world then suicide is an Objectively Moral Act he Simply Must Perform. yeah he can't be persuaded against this. yeah. yeah he's disappeared without a trace and is currently starving himself next to a well as we speak. yeah. yeah there's nothing you can do. yeah you just have to watch it happen. yeah your boyfriend is going north and everyone will die when he does and the stars will win and the neath will go empty. everyone will die and it will all have been for nothing. and it's all your boyfriend's fault. yeah. sorry. do you want some candles to eat as compensation?

[lautakwah]

man the pchal run & bun video is Legendary i know nobody here is a huge pkmn nuzlocke fan let alone follows adhd bicon jan pchal krüger but seeing him struggle for the past year and a bit and then coming out with pretty much The best video of his channel is so 🥺🥺 like not even in a parasocial way the writing production value score animation(!!!) etc are sooo good and it rly drives home how hard this romhack is while also showing how much hes grown over the years n during the playthrough n writing + editing of the vid

[beastomato]

i love play pretend and daydream everyday so i’m making a fake comic cover for my pmd fanfic

[grif-hawaiian-rolls]

The Reds and the Feds

Some warmups that i got uhhh very carried away with!! But twas fun to draw blorbos together

Individual pieces and the snippets of the little scenarios that go with these under the cut

vvvv

-Donut and Neko-

“Impressive!” Neko nearly fell over when someone spoke. But he caught himself, and played off the wobble as merely switching which hand he was balancing on, which did give him a line of sight on the speaker. “Hi Donut,” Neko grinned, switching the angles of his legs to see the sim trooper better. “I had no idea you were so flexible!” Donut beamed, watching Neko shift his weight ever so slightly. “You could be in a circus with skills like this!” He shouldn’t, Neko reminded himself, because it was rude to lie apparently, but…sometimes it was just too easy. “So, funny story about that—“

-Sarge and Pavoz-

Sarge wasn’t really paying attention to him, Anton realized. He leaned out of the way of an arm swinging out with a broad gesture as Sarge recounted a story about Agent Washington and someone called the Meta— how much of it was accurate, Pavoz would have to confirm with Agent Washington another time. But for now? He watched Sarge’s face and spun his good pen- the one that had been a gift- between his fingers, and started drawing.

-Lopez and Soares-

“I’m going to go out on a limb and guess that Hughs misunderstood something when he said you needed my help with the Warthog,” Soares said. Lopez pushed himself out from under the body of the vehicle to look up at the medic. She raised an eyebrow at him, visible only because she wore her under-armor suit and not her actual armor. She must’ve been off duty. Lopez would almost feel bad for interrupting- almost. He didn’t actually feel that bad. “<Yeah. It’s not the warthog i need help with,>” He stood, and gestured for Soares to follow him to one of the other parked cars. Lopez crouched, and waited for her to do the same before he lifted the hood. Portuguese may have been a different language than Spanish, but being fluent in cousin languages meant that there was some understanding. Certainly better than whatever Donut claimed to understand of Spanish. But Lopez was a man robot of few words, so he instead opted to point at the problem instead of explaining. “Are those… teeth marks??” “<You tell me.>”

[supahstarrr]

"jentry did kit dirty!" oh no teenage girl reacts to a centuries old demon who attempted to prey and take advantage of her for her powers, reflecting the same demons traumatizing her for weeks when approaching her for the same intentions, by deciding to do a bit of manipulation because its harder for her to fully internalize that he is a complex individual that is different from the many other demons giving her hell & trauma by being capable of not wanting to do mind games or violence to her or feeling genuine emotion that isn't just a ploy to approach her for her powers, and decides to reject him because he invades her boundaries and is a reminder of the demons trying to traumatize her. oh no teenage girl reacting in an understandable and even valid way in context of the trauma she's going through is bad! most tired take of the week.

[sergle]

There's something about like. A certain genre of posts / Online Opinions about insecurity/depression/misery/complaints that are so unhelpful that they wrap right around to being straight up hilarious. and it's the ones that are more or less written to the tone of "Feeling bad? That's gross!" Like, just so you know, don't voice your insecurities/ have low self esteem, because that's offputting! You're gross and weird. Don't be insecure about that, though. That would be stupid if you felt insecure about people disliking you for being insecure. Not attractive. You should be thinking about being as attractive as possible. You shouldn't make comments about suicide, even if you're suicidal! Keep those thoughts entirely to yourself. Make sure nobody around you knows you're thinking about this. It would Make Them Uncomfortable. It's better to keep these thoughts in your head where they can fester. Don't post OR talk to friends with complaints about you feeling miserable or depressed. Tbh people who are sad/upset a lot? Kinda a red flag! You are probably miserable because you're a bad person and you've brought this on yourself. If you don't have friends, it's because you're awful to be around. Easy! Solved the problem for you. And no, there is no nuance to this, got it? So, make sure to feel bad about feeling bad, but don't feel bad about it, because, well, that's just gross. And annoying! You might've wanted your brain rotted thoughts to be Peer Reviewed, you might have just needed to vent- you might've been hoping for some comfort, to get things off your chest. Well, don't! Don't talk about thoughts or feelings that are negative with your friends, you'd be burdening them and that's only meant for THERAPY. #SponsoredbyBetterHelp #MentalHealth like, DAMN. that's so helpful. you're so good at helping. I um really liked the part where these are all hard and fast rules that encourage keeping feelings bottled up and keeping your friends at arm's length. That's really funny of you.

[clickbeetle]

[starry-bi-sky]

pov you're me in the dms of an artist im commissioning