#i’m a cheat who cheats

[msjarvis]

hello hi hola 💕 menace jo here messing around in inboxes. SO, FMK pedro boy edition:

Javier P

Frankie M

Joel Miller

love, @undercoverpena

🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂

Ok………..

Fuck : Javi

Marry: Frankie

Kiss: Joel

Yes.. I’m gonna cheat the game…

I can’t kill any of them… 😭😭😭😭 please don’t make me kill any of them, Jo… 🥲🥲

(*sniff*… hello hi hola love to you Jojobean.. ✨💖✨ *sniff*.. )

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 185

No one could get into contact with Constantine. 

Now usually that wasn’t that big of a deal, the man constantly disappeared for a few days at a time doing something or other, but he’d been completely silent and unseen for months. Usually he’ll at least answer a call to tell them to fuck off or something. 

And they really need his expertise and are getting incredibly worried for their grumpy team member. Yes he’s an asshole, but he’s their asshole, y’know? And he has a habit of getting into Situations (sure he also usually gets out of them, but what if he didn’t this time?!) 

So they’re desperate. Kind of really desperate. Desperate enough to use the summoning sigil they found on his fridge. They’d checked it, multiple times, and it should summon the hellblazer. 

“You’re not Constantine.” . 

The white-haired teen in the circle yawned, stretching and blinking at them blandly with familiar blue eyes before sighing. “Actually I am,” he stuffed his hands into his hoodie as he looked down at the summoning circle. “Well, technically just one of the many Laughing Magicians currently in the Realms.” 

He gave a grin, looking more amused than annoyed. “Pretty much every one of us is in the Realms right now for family reunion lol. (Did he just say lol out loud??) So like, you’re gonna have to specify which of us you’re tryin’ to summon. Honestly perfect timing for me thanks, the fruitloop keeps flirting with John and it’s horrific so.” 

… That was probably their John, wasn’t it…

[redfirefox-55]

It’s been awhile since I posted anything I think, but I’ve been playing rainworld with my sisters lately.

Here is an artistic rendition of our trip through the underhang except in reality spearmaster was dead I think and saint wasn’t nearly as helpful.

[scramratz]

[twinstxrs]

in light of recent canon academic conversations, riz adaine gorgug study sessions have never been more real to me. gorgug helps riz + adaine get out of their own heads when they’re overworking themselves, riz + adaine help gorgug with alternative studying methods because he learns best through visuals + experience. fabian’s there occasionally when he has a particularly difficult assignment/test but he makes them all swear never to speak of it in order to protect his “image.” kristen has shown up exactly twice: once for advice on a group project that was two months overdue & once to just lay on the floor and relax for an hour before leaving. fig didn’t know the study sessions were happening until sophomore year & now keeps getting monthly bans because every time she shows up she ends up accidentally distracting riz + adaine. also, sometimes after/in the middle of really long study sessions riz adaine & gorgug go to basrar’s together to unwind but fabian kristen & fig Are Not Invited (they do still text to ask if anyone wants something brought back from basrar’s. they’re not heartless, after all).

[shaykai]

Do y’all think it ever bothered Durge that they couldn’t intimidate Gortash when they first met? Like Durge is - even in more cinnamonroll-esc iterations- pretty goddamn scary when they want to be

And then Gortash just casually strolls up in his anti anxiety jacket asking if they wanna hang out and maybe commit crimes together and is barely even phased by their knife at his neck

[forgetful-nerd]

2003! Mikey would treat finding out that 1987! Michelangelo has hopped around dimensions with 2012! Mikey like a cheating scandal and you can’t tell me otherwise.

[anna-scribbles]

h-how do you ever finish any of your work? genuine question because you seem to be productive despite your agreste syndrome and I need to learn your ways. but also how do you ever finish any of your work

unclear. last night i stayed up and finished a report worth 25% of my grade at about 5am, arrived on time for my 9am lecture, and spent about half of it zoned out while thinking about seventeen year old emilie agreste. and i was one of the most active participants in the class discussion

[impossibledial]

don’t worry leighton meester. i saw your microexpression.

[racewinnerlandonorris]

btw, and i’ve been saying this since pre 2021, max doesn’t know how to race, like any time he’s actually having to fight for position he just goes aggressive and drives other people off track without a care which is why i will never buy into the whole “he’s the best driver on the grid” bs. like yes ok he can drive fast but he can’t actually race for shit and it’s so embarrassing as a 3x wdc

[fumifooms]

I think some inherent comfort of the party’s relationship, of why they’re so tightly knit and wholesome, is that it’s kinda the embodiment of "people that care for each other unconditionally, so much so that you could be the biggest freak on Earth and they would still not turn their back to you". Like, Laios’ whole character arc is that he was scared of others and their judgement, that he should hide a big part of himself and his interests to be tolerated if not accepted… But showing himself to others was the road through which the party bonded and got closer, and by the end of the story Laios literally turns into his monster because it was his biggest wish and everyone sees it and also he eats his human body a lot. After that he runs to the woods and is so scared of everyone not wanting to see him again, but y’know what. It’s fine his party still loves him, and aghhhh ouch my heart

I think also, Izutsumi was central to the party having a found family feel. The party was mostly made of work colleagues acquaintances, but adopting a stray/teenager that has no one on the way in your grand adventure really makes the whole family vibe skyrocket.

[ford-pines-lover]

hey so i draw sometimes

i want to get better lmfao but i want to do digital art too. i have a touch screen computer if anyone knows any good styluses and art programs lmk

[0vergrowngraveyard]

daily internal debate of “am i aromatic or just terrified of relationships”

[bisexuallsokka]

banging my head against the wall. cece and schmidt are so divorced zukka coded it should be illegal. the hook ups then the dating and the break up then the yearning the pining the jealousy the proposal…..I CANT DO THIS

[devilishdelights]

it’s so tragic really like you kiss him and then make a pact with him because you need it to return home and he doesn’t even know that he’s helping you leave him. and if you do choose to stay? you’ll still be abandoning him. whichever option you choose he gets left behind. yet you kiss him anyway

[eddiebuckley-diaz]

Here’s what I have to say:

I think that it is a cool idea to have a further exploration into the relationship of Shannon and Eddie. Eddie needs some reconciliation for sure. But to make it into a cheating thing is not the way to do it imo. They could have made it more into Eddie befriending this woman and feeling out how to work with the idea of Shannon versus the prospect of a future relationship. Sad about this :(