#i'm at soup

[nightshade-aurora]

Least esoteric 196 meme

[feliciteacup]

this is my peak nothing else i make will ever be as great as this

[malevolentcast]

Hey there!

The results of the poll are in!

As a reminder: As part of the Extra Life 24 Hour Charity Livestream, fans of Malevolent that donated $50 or more towards Sick Kids Hospital were able to submit a prompt for me to make.

This could be anything from a short skit to a fun scenario.

After much voting, two prompts were picked.

This was one of them.

Enjoy.

[essektheylyss]

In honor of the fact that it is soup season and I have made a soup AND a stew this week, let's all reminisce about the time Actual War Criminal Essek Thelyss, 22 intelligence and high level wizard, panicked so hard over whether his friends thought his favorite food was weird that he started trying to explain the concept of soup.

[snowynowak]

i need your help, can you come here?

[deergirlslut]

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WE HAVE MORE CODE MENT

THIS IS NOT A DRIL. THIS IS NOT AN APRIL FOOLS PRANK

WE HAVE MORE CODE MENT

FOR THOSE UNAWARE

THIS IS WHERE

I'M AT SOUP

IS FROM

[gamer-girls427]

I want to see your take on Distra in a soup store looking for clothes

(Idk why, but the soup store meme is in my head and so, here we are XD)

Kevan: Hello?

Distra: Hey, what's up?

Kevan:  I need your, help, can you come here?

Distra: Uhh, I can't, I'm buying clothes.

Kevan: Alright, well hurry up and come over here.

Distra: Uhh, I can't find them.

Kevan: What do you mean you 'can't find them'?

Distra: I can't find them, there's only stew.

Kevan: What do you mean there's 'only stew'?

Distra: It means there's only stew!

Kevan: Well then, get out of the stew section!

Distra: Alright, you don't have to shout at me!

*footsteps*

Distra: There's more stew!

Kevan: What do you mean there's 'more stew'?!

Distra: There's just more stew!

Kevan: Go into the next section!

Distra: There's still stew!

Kevan: Where ARE you right now!?

Distra: I'M AT STEW!

Kevan: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE 'AT STEW'?!

Distra: I mean I'm AT STEW!

Kevan: WHAT SHOP ARE YOU IN?

Distra: I'M AT THE STEW SHOP!

Kevan: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE STEW SHOP!?

Distra: F*CK YOU!!

(I tried to make this a little more accurate to our D&D campaign.)

[durotoswrites]

Drawing silly memes during voice chat

[veny-many]

Silker: What do you mean you're at BOOZE!?

Boost: I mean I'm at BOOZE!

Sinker: What store are you in??

Boost: I'm at the BOOZE STORE!

Sinker: WHY ARE YOU BUYING ARMORS IN THE BOOZE STORE!!

Boost: KARK YOU!!!

Plo: Wolffe no you can't just murder your brothers for this

Plo: At least wait till I get this shocked Comet out of here and you can do whatever you want

[wizard-of-interesting-failure]

1: Hello?

2: Hey, what's up?

1: I need your, help, can you come here?

2: Uhh, I can't, I'm summoning clothes.

1: Alright, well hurry up and come over here.

2: Uhh, I can't find them.

1: What do you mean you 'can't find them'?

2: I can't find them, there's only soup.

1: What do you mean there's 'only soup'?

2: It means there's only soup!

1: Well then, get out of soupspace!

2: Alright, you don't have to shout at me!

*spell readjusting*

2: There's more soup!

1: What do you mean there's 'more soup'?!

2: There's just more soup!

1: Go into the next space!

2: There's still soup!

1: Where ARE you right now?!

2: I'M AT SOUP!

1: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE 'AT SOUP'?!

2: I mean I'm AT SOUP!

1: WHAT DIMENSION ARE YOU IN?!

2: I'M AT THE SOUP DIMENSION!!

1: WHY ARE YOU SUMMONING CLOTHES IN THE SOUP DIMENSION?!!

2: FUCK YOU!!

[picklepie888]

Jack: *calling Van Helsing* Hello?

Van Helsing: Ah, how are you Friend John?

Jack: I need your help, can you come here?

Van Helsing: I can't, I'm buying garlic.

Jack: Ok well, hurry up and get over here.

Van Helsing: I can't find it.

Jack: What do you mean you can't find it?

Van Helsing: I can't find it, there's only corn.

Jack:...What do you mean there's 'only corn'?

Van Helsing: I mean there's only corn!

Jack: Then get out of the corn section!

Van Helsing: Alright, there's no need to yell Friend John!

Van Helsing: *walks to another part of the store* There's more corn!

Jack: What do you mean there's more corn?!

Van Helsing: There's just more corn!

Jack: Go into the next aisle.

Van Helsing: There's still corn!

Jack: Where are you right now?!

Van Helsing: I'm at corn!

Jack: What do you mean you're 'at corn'?!

Van Helsing: I mean I'm at corn!!

Jack: What store are you in?!?!

Van Helsing: I'm at the corn market!!

Jack: WHY ARE YOU BUYING GARLIC AT THE CORN MARKET?!?!?

Van Helsing: GADVERDAMME-

[midnitexastii]

We Are At "Soup"

Haneul: *calls Jae and puts her phone on speaker* Erm... Um... Hello...?

Jae: *on the phone* Oh hey gurl, how are you and Cheo doing with our little monsters?~

Haneul: *looks at Kye, Lars, Cory, Ava and Hana arguing* Um.... I kinda need your help.... Can you and Vie please come over here? It's urgent...

Hana: *hits Cheong with her pillow*

Cheong: Owww!! Stop it!!!

Jae: Oh sorry, we can't, we are on a shopping spree right now~

Cheong: OK, but can you both PLEAAAASE hurry up and come over here.... Little miss Hana Choi keeps on hitting me....

Vie: Um.. Jae? I can't find them...

Jae: *talks quietly to Vie* OK... Thanks Jagi... *then talks to Haneul on the phone* Yeah... Bad news... We can't like find them..

Haneul: W-What....?! What do you mean you guys can't find them....?!

Jae: We can't find them.... There's only soup...

Haneul: What do you mean "there's only soup"..?! Like I don't understand...

Vie: Um.. Aein..? Let me do the talking... Would you..?

Jae: *sighs* If you insist, Jagi.... *gives his phone to Vie*

Haneul: Um.... Hello! Can you like hear me right now?!

Vie: Neul? It's me Vie.... I just took Jae's phone so I can do the talk-

Haneul: Vie! Be useful and tell Jae that you and him can get the HELL out of the soup aisle!

Vie: OMG...! You don't have to shout at me, jeez.. You are really a drama queen....

*so both Jae and Vie move to the next aisle*

Vie: There's more soup!

Haneul: What do you mean "there's more soup"?!?!

Vie: There's just more soup god dammit!!

Haneul: Go! Into the next! AISLE!!!!

*so Jae and Vie go to the next aisle, again..*

Vie: There's still soup!!!!

Haneul: Where the HELL are you 2 right now?!

Vie: We're at soup!

Haneul: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE "AT SOUP"?!?!

Vie: I MEAN WE'RE AT SOUP!

Haneul: WHAT STORE ARE YOU 2 IN?!?!?!

Vie: WE'RE AT THE SOUP STOOOORE!

Haneul: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!?!?!?!

Vie: FUCK YOU!!!! *hangs up*

Jae: J-Jagi... C-Chillax...

Vie: WHAT DO YOU MEAN CHILL FUCKING LAX?!?!?!?!

Jae: Just c-chilla-

Vie: SHUT IT!!!! WHEN WE GET HOME, HANEUL WILL BE VEEEEEERY SORRY!!!!!

Jae: Can you please LISTEN to ME for 1 fucking SECOND?!

Vie: I SAID SHUT I-

Jae: We're, in, PUBLIC VIE!!!

*Vie then realizes that they are indeed in public and everyone stares at them*

Vie: O-Oh shit.. I am so so sorry... G-Get back on what you're doing.. Nothing to see here..

*Everyone stops staring at Jae and Vie and they do they*

Jae: Maybe we are in the wrong store Jagi....

Vie: *facepalms* OMG.... When... Will you look at the damn right directions....?

Jae: I'm sorry.... I just don't know eh...

Vie: OK.... Maybe.... A fucking e-Map might help.....

[7furhr8]

TLB I'm At Soup (incorrect quotes)

Dwyane: I need your help! Can you come here?

Paul: Well, I can't. I'm buying clothes.

Dwayne: Alright, hurry up then come over here.

Paul I can't find them.

Dwayne: What do you mean you can't find them?

Paul: I can't find them. There's only soup.

Dwayne: Whaddya mean "there's only soup"?

Paul: It means there's only soup.

Dwayne: Well get out of the soup aisle!

Paul: Alright, you don't have to shout at me! There's more soup!

Dwayne: Whaddya mean "there's more soup"?!

Paul: There's just more soup!

Dwayne: Go into the next aisle!

Paul: There's still soup!

Dwayne: Where are you right now?!

Paul: I'm at soup!

Dwayne: WHADDYA MEAN YOU'RE "AT SOUP"!?

Paul: I MEAN I'M AT SOUP!

Dwyane: WHAT'S STORE ARE YOU IN?!

Paul: I'M AT THE SOUP STORE!!

Dwayne: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!

Paul: FUCK YOU!!

[dragongutsixofficial]

She's fine I swear

[snowynowak]