#i'm not mad it's funny...

[siratonin]

did the general guidelines for when to take someone with a fever to the hospital change? genuine question. because i just googled and the general consensus seems to be “past 103F in adults, hospital immediately”, and as a first responder (and just in general) i genuinely cannot imagine buck seeing someone he really cares about with a temperature of 105.4F and going “yeah, we’ll see where this goes”. there are some points at which the patient’s desire not to go to the hospital is no longer realistic, and that feels like one of them.

it's a fic... fictional, not real, imagination... since when do we need accuracy in fics?

and you watch 911, as a first responder maybe go ask them about things instead of me since it's bothering you too much 😅😭

but since you are "genuinely" asking

i'll answer you as a former first responder (EMT) and a healthcare worker who covers the ER 😅

1- Tommy was walking/moving, responding... despite doing all of those hardly he was still doing them

2- Tommy didn't take any medication at the point

3- You said it... buck is a first responder, he could assess the situation quickly if it got too dangerous, if tommy was seizing, or wasn't responding to anything then he'll take him to the hospital (stated clearly that he was planning to)

4- Why should buck force Tommy if he's still responding and cooperative? is Tommy a baby? genuine question

5- guidelines are textbook, not real life (meaning you don't take them as a 100% fact).. people tolerate and respond to fever differently, i myself reach 42/107.5, and i'll still be fully coherent/independent.. while i saw patients who are less than 39/102 and fully unconscious

6- is the first thing I will think about is the hospital? yes, and that's exactly what I will advise anyone to do starting from 39/102... did i still change that to add Drama? maybe you know since it's a fic 😭

7- again... it's a fic

[lakesparkles]

The boring people on Instagram found my post and are crying for days on my comments about how "I made Thanos gay".

So obviously the right choice was to draw when kissing more pfff

[adamofingolstadt]

So I figured Drawfee was unlikely to ever release merch with an obscure joke from S1 of Drawtectives, but I wanted a cap that said "Stabbed in the front, Died in the back"... The seller misunderstood and accidentally created the hardest piece in my entire wardrobe.

[watermelonsea]

boy, these corporations don't waste any time do they

[keferon]

The tac net crash chapter is one of my favorites so far~

Ah and. Guess what. I just discovered that including this post, I made 50 pieces of fanart for Mistakes on mistakes until.. I’m so sane and normal about this story can you tell👍

[hypokeimena]

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

where's that post that goes something like, "ppl on this site will be like 'cannibalism as sex is so overdone it's basically vanilla atp 🙄' and then you step one degree outside your mutual circle and people are trigger tagging memes abt infidelity" feeling that rn

[6vaguebook]

When you're just casually writing, far enough along that you're not encountering any major issues, and then you come across the kind of plot hole where you have to close the doc and stare at a wall as you rework the entire plot

[peace-hunter]

the struggle of having to fight your best friend and be serious about it when the two of you have the same sense of humor and were each other's "yes and-" partner for years </3

anyway. de verdad es tu mejor amigo si no joteas con él cada que puedes 🤭??

haunted au (<- just a little bit tho lmao)

chat transcript under the readmore lol

nexus: he's far too close :/

solus: get him away!!1!!

alchemist: you have to distract him

zeta: throw him off balance

liege: flirt with him lol

zeta: what no

vector: DO NOT

alchemist: bad idea bad idea bad idea

megatronus: i'm disowning you if you do

nexus: no way he's doing that

solus: holy frag he did it

micronus: HOLY FRAG HE DID IT LMAOOO

megatronus: I'M NEVER TALKING TO EITHER OF YOU EVER AGAIN

liege: YES YES YES LET'S FRAGGING GOOOOOO

zeta: OPTIMUS PRIME WE DO NOT FLIRT WITH THE ENEMY

vector: if you get out of this alive i'm dragging you to the allspark myself do you hear me

megatronus: I'M DISOWNING BOTH OF YOU

nexus: DO YOU WANT HIM TO GET CLOSER

alchemist: TERRIBLE IDEA TERRIBLE IDEA TERRIBLE IDEA

prima: everyone stfu right now!!

liege: ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORT HE'S INTO IT

alchemist: WORST IDEA EVER WORST IDEA EVER TERRIBLE NO GOOD WORST IDEA EVER

megatronus: IF HE EVEN THINKS ABOUT IT I'M CRAWLING OUT OF HTE ALLSPAPRK AND OFFLINING HIM MYSELF

zeta: GET AWAY GET AWAY GET AWAY

solus: OH NO HE'S A FREAK TOO

vector: I FRAGGING TOLD YOU

prima: OPTIMUS PRIME YOU ARE GROUNDED

micronus: KICK HIM IN THE NUTS

nexus: WHY ON PRIMUS' NAME ARE YOU BLUSHING

onyx: THIS IS NOT THE TIME OPTIMUS

megatronus: I SWEAR IF YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT IT I'M DRAGGIN YOU BOTH TO THE PIT

zeta: WE DO NOT FLIRT WITH THE ENEMY AND WE ARE NOT SEDUCED BY THE ENEMY EITHER

[lazylittledragon]

so uhhhhhhhh. not to be cryptic and bitchy on main but congratulations to everyone in my messages for like 5 months on being right i guess

[starlooping]

i love my women middle-aged and scary

grayscale version:

[bl00dalchemist]

I bring you more fuckery

[royalarchivist]

Foolish: IT'S OUR DAY TO LIVE!!!

[Their team dies]

Foolish: Wait– I thought we were winning!

Phil: I thought we were winning! We thought we were winning the whole time! Oh, we were doing so well. We're dead! I fckin' called it man, I fckin' called it.

Foolish: Wait– Hannah, Phil, did you guys think we were winning? I thought we were winning.

Tubbo: We both did.

Phil & Hannah: I thought we were winning.

Tubbo: Oh my god, we're such fckin' losers. 😫

[grindedcoffeebeans]

the way merlin barges in like, this cup is poisoned!! & uther tells him to drink it and arthur's first reaction is "what, no, i'll drink it instead" boy shut your royal ass up

[artsarasp]

To the person who said Sqh's System and Sqq's System should fuck

You are correct, but they won't cause they have the sexuality of an iPhone.

[gwentbleidd]

still my favorite thing about all this is that joey batey really woke up one day, said 'hell yeah queer jaskier' and made thousands of people SO mad