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did the general guidelines for when to take someone with a fever to the hospital change? genuine question. because i just googled and the general consensus seems to be “past 103F in adults, hospital immediately”, and as a first responder (and just in general) i genuinely cannot imagine buck seeing someone he really cares about with a temperature of 105.4F and going “yeah, we’ll see where this goes”. there are some points at which the patient’s desire not to go to the hospital is no longer realistic, and that feels like one of them.
it's a fic... fictional, not real, imagination... since when do we need accuracy in fics?
and you watch 911, as a first responder maybe go ask them about things instead of me since it's bothering you too much 😅😭
but since you are "genuinely" asking
i'll answer you as a former first responder (EMT) and a healthcare worker who covers the ER 😅
1- Tommy was walking/moving, responding... despite doing all of those hardly he was still doing them
2- Tommy didn't take any medication at the point
3- You said it... buck is a first responder, he could assess the situation quickly if it got too dangerous, if tommy was seizing, or wasn't responding to anything then he'll take him to the hospital (stated clearly that he was planning to)
4- Why should buck force Tommy if he's still responding and cooperative? is Tommy a baby? genuine question
5- guidelines are textbook, not real life (meaning you don't take them as a 100% fact).. people tolerate and respond to fever differently, i myself reach 42/107.5, and i'll still be fully coherent/independent.. while i saw patients who are less than 39/102 and fully unconscious
6- is the first thing I will think about is the hospital? yes, and that's exactly what I will advise anyone to do starting from 39/102... did i still change that to add Drama? maybe you know since it's a fic 😭
7- again... it's a fic
#if i wrote about vampires will you tell me drinking blood is toxic?#guys can you let me write my inaccurate fics in peace#do i need to put a big label *do not believe this.. yes it's on ao3 but please don't consider it as a medical reference 🥺*#i'm not mad it's funny...#anyway#you are not ready for the huge inaccuracies in my next fic.. don't read that lol
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The boring people on Instagram found my post and are crying for days on my comments about how "I made Thanos gay".
So obviously the right choice was to draw when kissing more pfff
#thangyu#thagyu#thanos#player 230#nam gyu#player 124#squid game#squid game s2#squid game 2#also dw about the comments#i'm not even mad#because they're way too ridiculous and funny#i just wanted to draw them kissing lmao
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So I figured Drawfee was unlikely to ever release merch with an obscure joke from S1 of Drawtectives, but I wanted a cap that said "Stabbed in the front, Died in the back"... The seller misunderstood and accidentally created the hardest piece in my entire wardrobe.


#fashion#drawfee#drawtectives#jacob andrews#standerd etsy-using experience tbh#idk why I still use that site... but I don't know where else to find this shit without getting mad overcharged#this hat is so fucking funny to me tho#there was like half an hour of disappointment#and then I realized I'd been blessed with possibly the funniest hat in the country#fuck y'know what?#york drawtectives#I'm tagging him too. The prince himself
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boy, these corporations don't waste any time do they
#i have no idea how to tag this#slur song#queer#don't look at my christmas candle in the corner im lazy#also don't think I'm trying to trivialize anything. I'm mad as hell#it's still really funny.#gallows humor#i suppose#queer tag
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The tac net crash chapter is one of my favorites so far~
Ah and. Guess what. I just discovered that including this post, I made 50 pieces of fanart for Mistakes on mistakes until.. I’m so sane and normal about this story can you tell👍

#maccadam#transformers#fic fanart#momu fanart#jazz#prowl#jazzprowl#considering the speed and the amount of fanart#….yeah I can see why tumblr thought I was a bot lmao#also#I mostly read during night and then drawing from memory during day so uhhhhh the accuracy is questionable haha#mainly I feel like half of the time I don’t know how tf Jazz looks. The guy switching between his looks so often jdjfjfj#IM. SO GLAD THEY RESOLVED THEIR DRAMA EHEHBJGJ#The scene in medbay was so damn cute#oh my goddddd#the scene of the tac net crash#muah#loved it~#you know the thing is - I'm a biiiig fan of mutual feelings and actions#the scene of the kiss was absolutely great but it was a bit one sided#Jazz cared about Prowl but Prowl was far more concerned about information safety and strategy and stuff#but this?? mmmm~ Them caring for each other#Prowl using his last moments of consciousness to ask Jazz if he is mad at him#Prowl actually deeply caring of what Jazz thinks about him now when he knows Prowl killed his friends#i don't know how to explain#kisses are great but this (points) this is my favorite five star meal right here#also there is something so funny about Prowl slowly discovering fow fucked up Jazz is and just accepting it#but being so scared when Jazz discover how fucked up he is. Only for Jazz to be like “boo I knew about your fuckedupness from the start”
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#1. this was so fucking funny that i'm still laughing about it 2. they WERE fucking hot and i'm SO MAD ABOUT IT#i love meems.#greatest hits#500 notes is enough.
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where's that post that goes something like, "ppl on this site will be like 'cannibalism as sex is so overdone it's basically vanilla atp 🙄' and then you step one degree outside your mutual circle and people are trigger tagging memes abt infidelity" feeling that rn
#the nemesis speaks#i'm not even mad i just think it's really really funny how skewed some perspectives get around here#you take that opinion to the dinner table and see how people feel abt it
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When you're just casually writing, far enough along that you're not encountering any major issues, and then you come across the kind of plot hole where you have to close the doc and stare at a wall as you rework the entire plot
#writing#writeblr#writers on tumblr#I just had to switch the climax with an entire arc so the timeline worked out#Now Jack and Jill will be living with the Emerald family for the duration of Mary's “the sheep are missing” arc#Which is cool because it's by far the most magical and hopeful storyline and would end the story on a much brighter note#Unlike what I originally had planed#Which was war and civillian death and Child abuse#I'm still mad I had to change something this late into the process tho#Oh well#The tapestry is starting to look like something now so I can't complain#writing memes#writing funny#writing jokes#writers#writer#writing things
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the struggle of having to fight your best friend and be serious about it when the two of you have the same sense of humor and were each other's "yes and-" partner for years </3
anyway. de verdad es tu mejor amigo si no joteas con él cada que puedes 🤭??
haunted au (<- just a little bit tho lmao)
chat transcript under the readmore lol
nexus: he's far too close :/
solus: get him away!!1!!
alchemist: you have to distract him
zeta: throw him off balance
liege: flirt with him lol
zeta: what no
vector: DO NOT
alchemist: bad idea bad idea bad idea
megatronus: i'm disowning you if you do
nexus: no way he's doing that
solus: holy frag he did it
micronus: HOLY FRAG HE DID IT LMAOOO
megatronus: I'M NEVER TALKING TO EITHER OF YOU EVER AGAIN
liege: YES YES YES LET'S FRAGGING GOOOOOO
zeta: OPTIMUS PRIME WE DO NOT FLIRT WITH THE ENEMY
vector: if you get out of this alive i'm dragging you to the allspark myself do you hear me
megatronus: I'M DISOWNING BOTH OF YOU
nexus: DO YOU WANT HIM TO GET CLOSER
alchemist: TERRIBLE IDEA TERRIBLE IDEA TERRIBLE IDEA
prima: everyone stfu right now!!
liege: ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORT HE'S INTO IT
alchemist: WORST IDEA EVER WORST IDEA EVER TERRIBLE NO GOOD WORST IDEA EVER
megatronus: IF HE EVEN THINKS ABOUT IT I'M CRAWLING OUT OF HTE ALLSPAPRK AND OFFLINING HIM MYSELF
zeta: GET AWAY GET AWAY GET AWAY
solus: OH NO HE'S A FREAK TOO
vector: I FRAGGING TOLD YOU
prima: OPTIMUS PRIME YOU ARE GROUNDED
micronus: KICK HIM IN THE NUTS
nexus: WHY ON PRIMUS' NAME ARE YOU BLUSHING
onyx: THIS IS NOT THE TIME OPTIMUS
megatronus: I SWEAR IF YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT IT I'M DRAGGIN YOU BOTH TO THE PIT
zeta: WE DO NOT FLIRT WITH THE ENEMY AND WE ARE NOT SEDUCED BY THE ENEMY EITHER
#i talk a lot <3#transformers#transformers one#megop#megatron#optimus prime#haunted au#i make things so hard for myself for no reason whatsoever#ask me how long it took me to figure out how to make the chat.#the answer is too fucking long#and no one is gonna read it and i'm so mad about it because i think it's really funny akjshdjka#sorry to make a funny post when i promised pain but i swear it's coming#i just gotta figure out some anatomy issues i'm having lmao#tf one#my art
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so uhhhhhhhh. not to be cryptic and bitchy on main but congratulations to everyone in my messages for like 5 months on being right i guess
#ramble#ughhhhhhhhhhhh ok so#i will delete this later bc idk if this person has tumblr and i genuinely mean no ill will i just need an outside opinion#i vented about it on my close friends story already but i need like. a neutral party#i won't say their name but if you're on other socials you probably know who it is#basically for a while i've been getting messages saying 'this person has hacked your art style' or 'is REDACTED your alt account'#and in the beginning there were like. similarities? but nothing i could really claim and also i don't want to accuse someone of theft#like i don't own any stylistic choices or anything. i've used things from other artists i like. honestly it's kind of flattering#and we are actually really friendly in DMs now and we even joke about it. we message eachother any time we get a comment about it#i made a joke literally 2 weeks ago about how we're two different people i swear#but after adding some Very specific things to my art (like the paper texture/hatching/shiny lighting). they also added them#and i gave them the benefit of the doubt bc i don't like to believe anyone has bad intent with stuff like that. and i've done the same obvs#but recently they dropped some tav lore and it was. basically a panel for panel copy of one of my cyra comics down to the HAND PLACEMENT#and obviously i don't own the Bitch Mother trope or anything but it's just. mmmmm it makes me feel weird#idk it just feels like it's gone a bit far now and i'm not sure what to do about it#like you would think after we became moots they would get scared and stop but i think i was too openly trusting and they just kept going#recently someone on THEIR PATREON thought they were me and they weren't even one of mine (which by itself is funny but. y'know)#i don't want to call anyone out or upset anyone bc it only causes more problems but like. i Know. and idk if they should know that i know#maybe i'm just stupid idk i really trusted that it wasn't happening but it is and i don't know how to feel#hONESTLY I'M JUST MAD THAT I CAN'T DO ANY MORE CYRA LORE NOW BC PEOPLE ARE GOING TO ACCUSE **ME**#also PLEASE do not witch hunt this person i want to deal with this as quietly as possible#i really felt like i was in the twilight zone or just being paranoid so i had to ask
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i love my women middle-aged and scary
grayscale version:
#isat#in stars and time#isat fanart#digital art#isat odile#eyestrain#<- possible#EDIT: THIS WAS NOT INTENDED AS A SPOILER BUT TURNS OUT WE ACCIDENTALLY USED A DIRECT QUOTE FROM A SPOILER LMAOOOO#whichs is why i'm going to put the spoilertag there#isat spoilers#WE JUST WANTED TO DRAW A MAD ODILE TJIS WAS NOT INTENDED AS A SUSQUEST ART FJSBFJSNFJSJ#this is really funny though#we havent even gotten that even ingame nor we have read the script for it. crazy coincidence#starlooping drawing tag
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I bring you more fuckery
#naruto#naruto shippuden#urushi (naruto)#kabuto yakushi#sarada uchiha#naruto uzumaki#chocho akimichi#suigetsu hozuki#sasuke uchiha#well tagging that wasn't so bad#i'm just lazy lmao#doodles#kabuto making his work resume like: 'spy/doctor/slutty henchman/cunty dragon/nun'#the fact that the remaining taka team still works with orochimaru is so fucking funny but also makes sense#nothing fucking changed at the villages so staying with the 'reformed' snake/sage/milf/mad scientist really do be better#narutito
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Foolish: IT'S OUR DAY TO LIVE!!!
[Their team dies]
Foolish: Wait– I thought we were winning!
Phil: I thought we were winning! We thought we were winning the whole time! Oh, we were doing so well. We're dead! I fckin' called it man, I fckin' called it.
Foolish: Wait– Hannah, Phil, did you guys think we were winning? I thought we were winning.
Tubbo: We both did.
Phil & Hannah: I thought we were winning.
Tubbo: Oh my god, we're such fckin' losers. 😫
#Squidcraft#Squidcraft 3#Foolish Gamers#Philza#Foolish#Phil#Tubbo#HannahxxRose#November 15 2024#Edited#That was admittedly kind of a funny death so I'm not super mad but that was really confusing
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the way merlin barges in like, this cup is poisoned!! & uther tells him to drink it and arthur's first reaction is "what, no, i'll drink it instead" boy shut your royal ass up
#respectfully i am in love with arthur#he is so silly#notf1#bbc merlin#merthur#they still hsve mad chemistry and i'm only st ep 4#it's nor even funny anymore
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To the person who said Sqh's System and Sqq's System should fuck
You are correct, but they won't cause they have the sexuality of an iPhone.
#i'm sorry but its so funny to me#as a multishipper menace i went YEAH THEY SHOULD#but they wouldn't dhasjdhasdads#also its so funny that techically here sqq and sqh don't know each other as airplane and cucuber-bro YET#SO IMAGINE SQH GETS HIS BODY BACK WITH THE KNOWLEGE HE KISSED SQQ WITH THE IMAGE IN HIS BRAIN BEING THE OG ONE#even if he KNOWS there's a transmigrator there now his body is going into full shut down#he aint coming back for a while#thank u for listening to my mad ramblings this was too fun not to say#system possession#svsss
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still my favorite thing about all this is that joey batey really woke up one day, said 'hell yeah queer jaskier' and made thousands of people SO mad
#i'm polish and lemme tell you something#polish str8s are so angry rn it's so funny#imagine u get mad at random points during the day and can't sleep at night bc a fictional man kissed another man lmao???#'it wasn't in the books' boi do u wanna talk about what wasn't in the books but was in the netflix series i'll go first#they just make stuff up from the very beginning#anyway stan jaskier bi agenda#jaskier#dandelion#wiedźmin#the witcher#season 3#geralt of rivia#geralt z rivii#geraskier#radskier#radovid#joey batey#hugh skinner
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