#i. clint + natasha

[itsmrvlxf1]

The chokehold 2012 Avengers tower fanfiction has on me is insane

[ivysos2001]

God there’s something so refreshing about seeing Steve meet Natasha after seeing the ways everyone else has been treating him

Like everyone at shield has clearly been ignoring him or just allowing him to completely isolate himself (not sure which is worse considering this guy literally just lost everyone and everything he’s ever known, loved, or fought for) bc Fury doesn’t seem to be fully taking him seriously, Coulson (and I’m sure others he’s met up to this point) is such a big fanboy he can barely keep his composure around him

And then there’s Natasha who meets him and immediately starts teasing him (by poking fun at Coulson’s excitement nonetheless) and that’s when we get our first (of very few) genuine Steve smiles in this movie

After being treated like a comic book character come to life (either not taken seriously or fawned over), she’s probably the first person since he came out of the ice to treat him like a person and that is SO important

[loomontoia]

My family

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[incorrectquotesmcu]

Y/N: Never play the “Guess Who?” game with Nat.

Clint: What do you mean?

Y/N: [puts their hands over Natasha's eyes]

Y/N: Guess who?

Natasha: [flips Y/N over her shoulder]

Y/N: AHH! It’s me! It’s me!

[mysticdevils]

avengers + name meanings

“‘cause if we can’t protect the earth, you can be damn sure we’ll avenge it.”

[cwtchartsworld]

[linsdoods]

I’m nostlagic now

[hurtspideyparker]

stevetony divorce but it isn't a huge devastating betrayal so they have to keep being awkward coworkers who are always arguing afterwards

Steve: Can you please listen for once

Tony: Oh I don't know, can you be honest for once

Steve: We've been over this, that was a personal error. It won't impact my professional judgement so we—

Tony: La la la la liar liar pants on fire

Steve: Oh real mature. This is why things didn't work out, you can't communicate to save your life. Get your fingers out of your ears

Tony: Oh here comes the orders again, can't go one day without telling me what to do

Steve: I swear to god I'm going to come over there if you don't mature in the next five seconds

Tony: *sticks his tongue out*

Steve: THAT'S IT

*Steve chasing Tony around meeting room table*

Clint: Wow. This is way worse now that it isn't foreplay

Natasha: Maybe they can beat the tension out of each other instead

[weregonnabecoolbeans]

Clint telling Yelena that Natasha made a choice

And the music that plays when Yelena takes that step in Thunderbolts* not knowing what would happen being called “Yelena’s Choice”

[yuzusfinest]

how it feels to be constantly reminded that the og 6 avengers aren't there to save the day anymore

[schrodingerspsycho]

I love the idea that all the Thunderbolts love to mess with Bucky because he doesn’t know anything about memes/modern slang/pop culture. And sure, Yelena, Ava, and Bob are all catching up on everything, but they know way more than Bucky does. Somehow even Alexei knows more (he might know the most, actually).

But then one day they’re all hanging out and someone makes a joke about stealing Bucky’s arm, and he says “you’re worse than the raccoon,” and they’re all just like. “What.” And he realizes that the one thing he has over the others is that he knew the original avengers.

So he starts dropping the craziest lore about them at random times, always something that they would have no way of verifying. Sometimes it’ll have something to do with whatever conversation they’re having, and sometimes it’ll be a complete non sequitur. He’s even left the room immediately after telling one of these stories on a couple occasions, and if it’s to heighten the air of mystery or because he couldn’t keep himself from laughing the others will never know.

At first they’re all convinced that it’s all bullshit, but then one day they’re on a mission with Ant-Man and Ava mentions something about it to Scott, and he confirms that yeah, whatever Bucky said is 100% true. Now they don’t know what to believe, and that makes it ten times funnier for Bucky.

At some point John tries to call Sam and ask him to clear things up, but he quickly realizes that Sam isn’t going to give him anything. If he even responds, it’s only to tell an even crazier story.

Of course Bucky knows that Natasha is off limits, and Yelena will call Kate to confirm or deny if he says anything about Clint. But eventually he’s told so many stories about all the others that he starts to lose track of everything he’s said. He blames it on his memory being damaged by hydra.

He only stops because Alexei, who believes every single story without fail, started spreading the stories to the press and Pepper sent them a cease and desist letter.

[jarvispoptart]

Steve Rogers: Please could you go to the shop and get a carton of milk, if they have avacodos get six.

Clint Barton, coming back from the store with six cartons of milk: They had avacados!

[daresplaining]

Daredevil vol. 4 #11 by Mark Waid, Chris Samnee, Matthew Wilson, and Joe Caramagna

I'm afraid I must set the record straight and add that Foggy is giving both Matt and Clint too much credit here (which speaks to the fact that Matt was the one who originally told him this story and he definitely changed a few details).

Yes, the fight ended when Clint whipped out a phosphorus arrow and Matt had to pretend to be blinded by it. However...

Daredevil vol. 1 #99 by Steve Gerber, Sam Kweskin, Syd Shores, Stan Goldberg, and Artie Simek

Unless Clint snuck in a quick jab between panels, there wasn't even a punch involved. Matt was just so committed to his "blind" act that he sat down on the grass to wait for his "vision" to return, while Clint took the opportunity to heroically book it for the nearest bus out of there. A dignified fight all around. In Matt and Natasha's words:

(The Sub-Mariner took approximately two punches and a lamppost. And Matt didn't even die. Much less embarrassing.)

[slavicshadownr]

Steve: I don't know, we all just kind of thought you were dating... Clint: Why would you think that? Bruce: You always finish each other's sentences. Natasha, sighing: That's not romance, that's wanting to have the last word.

[bastianfruit]

If you didnt think this random hyperfixation with drawing cats could get any worse

Clint was requested by @metalbvcky (hope you dont mind the tag)

[n0vasblog]

imagine the Avengers opens a fan-mail service for like a month, just a lil social experiment. majority is 70+ year old women hitting on Steve because of how he looked during the war (they're very sweet)!

(10% is peter fangirling over all of them)