#idk i think i'm funny

[substitious-bastard]

stuck in the time loop but i just use it as a free day off. im not even trying to get out. i am teaching myself to knit. i am crocheting. i am cooking. not even doing anything crazy. just escaping capitalism for a week. day 375 and im not sure what lesson it's trying to teach but i've taught myself to handmake lace so all is well

[mysticdevils]

everyone at the all-japan youth training camp when kageyama so much as breathed

[sharpth1ng]

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[kodicrome-212]

Are they?

you know…

A healer and a tank?

[felixvanhuss]

YOU'RE A KID NOW

YOU'RE A SQUID NOW

[semiotomatics]

i want you all to appreciate the song i chose for my meds alarm

[iiced-ventii]

Hey guys? Quick pronoun question; how do you use kiss/my/ass pronouns? I heard Ted Cruz uses those pronouns and I don't want to disrespect ass's pronouns.

[m1ssunderstanding]

POV you accidentally hit each of the Beatles with your car

John: Oooowww! Fuck you, you cunt! Stupid looking car by the way--what? No, I'm fine I'm just embarrassed to have been hit by such a lame-ass car, for fucks sake, there should be an idiot test before anyone's allowed a licence!

Paul: ouch! What? No, not ouch, sorry no, I said how charming! Is that a vintage car? Tell me all about it!

George: Ow! Fuck, that hurt! I'm suing you, Hare Krishna.

Ringo(pre-sobriety): lol did you just hit me? You're hilarious, no no I didn't even feel it, don't bother.

[thingsmysplattershotjrtoldme]

I know it's really funny to imagine Ikkan/Quinn never wanting anything to do with Squid Squad or it's members again, but I think it would be equally as funny for him to not want anything to do with the band but still be EXTREMELY protective of his former bandmates.

Like

Beika, talking shit about Squid Squad yet again - Yeah, Nami is such a loser, we all know that her weird eye mask isn't just "something she was born with", what a liar!

Ikkan, grabbing the little shit by the collar with murderous intent - listen here you little troll, Nami is literally the sweetest girl I've ever met and if you talk shit about her again, I'll rip out your eyes and make them into earrings for your girlfriend.

Kikura - oh sweet I need a new pair of eyeball earrings....

Beika, both in terror and offended - KIKURA?!

[philomaela]

Guy who has only read The Hero with a Thousand Faces by Joseph Campbell, reading his second book: Getting a lot of hero’s journey vibes from this...

[localspacelesbian]

sometimes when i decide against making a joke at work, i text it to my partner instead. they don't always appreciate it

[theinsanecrayonbox]

someone: oh you're a sandman, so you deal in dreams and stuff

Ollie: oh, no, my dad deals in time not dreams. you're thinking of a boogeyman

someone: ooooohhhhh. so you're the dream person then

Mona: uh no, common misconception that bed monsters are "boogeymen"

someone: but i thought bed and closet monsters were boogeymen

Mona: big difference between bed and closet there too thanks

someone: i am so confused

Ollie: me too

[thiefbird]

hate the sinner, love the sin

[kodicrome-212]

Folks here’s my butch pride contribution

Terfs dni 🖕

[pleasurebuttonwrites]

When you take a shower, do you pretend you're doing a shower scene with Pedro Pascal and he gets a boner, or are you normal?