#idk why they did show Tristan like that...

[jcbbby]

just posting this on it's own. a short drabble about Jamie being ready to knock a guy on his ass for harassing you. (lol I actually hate how this came out but idk I have no inspiration today, my uterus is leeching my entire brain activity today.)

Warnings: Just a lot of swears and violence suggested.

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Counterfeit had just finished their last show of the tour, and the band decided to go out to celebrate. You had been with them throughout the tour, watching Jamie be a rock star from the side of the stage every night. The guys had heard of a cool bar downtown from some of the locals, so you all piled into the van and headed to the bustling city center.

“You guys can go on, I’m just going to have a smoke out here first.” Jamie nodded to the band as he leaned against the wall outside, reaching into his pocket for his pack of cigarettes.

The guys went on in, while you stood next to Jamie. “I’ll wait out here with you.” You smiled, as you nuzzled up to him.

The sidewalk was scattered with a few other people smoking or on phone calls. The streets were busy, being a Saturday night. A rowdy group of young men were stumbling up down the sidewalk toward you, seeming to be deep into their night already. As they clamored past you, one of the men looked you up and down with a devilish smirk.

“Oooh, look at those legs! Hey, baby.” He winked as his friends pulled him along inside the door.

Rolling your eyes, you let a little snort of air through your nose. Turning to Jamie, you both chuckle to yourselves as he takes a drag from his cigarette.

“Seems like they’re having a good night.” He raised his eyebrows and scoffed.

“Lads lads lads lads.” You chant.

With a slight breeze through the nighttime air, you feel yourself shiver slightly. You were wearing a dark green minidress, fitted tightly to your frame, with a cropped leather jacket. Not really enough for the early autumn night, but sometimes you have to sacrifice comfort for the sake of the outfit.

“Ooh, it’s kind of chilly.” You shivered, turning to Jamie. “I’m gonna head inside and get a drink. Meet you at the bar?”

“Of course, darling, I’ll be along in a sec.” He smiled.

You nodded and turned to enter the building. Weaving through people as you make your way to the bar, you catch a glimpse of Tristan and Sam at a table against the wall. You leaned against the bar top as you reach it, and order yourself a cocktail and a non-alcoholic beer for Jamie. Sipping your drink, sort of spacing out as you waited for Jamie to join you, you were suddenly shocked to consciousness by a hand placing a firm grip on to your ass. Whipping around, half expecting to see Jamie smirking, instead you were met with the same drunken man who had catcalled you outside. Without a second thought, you quickly shove him backward.\

“Who the fuck do you think you are?!” You yell.

He chuckled. “Oh come on, baby, let me get you a drink.”

“Go fuck yourself.” You turned yourself back to the bar, rolling your eyes.

“I was hoping you’d do the honors.” He slinked his arm around your waist, pulling you into him.

“Get off of me!” You squirm, trying to push him away.

“Hey, asshole! The fuck do you think you’re doing?!” You heard Jamie’s voice boom behind you.

He quickly through his hands down on the guy’s shoulders, ripping him away from you, and putting himself between you and the drunken man.

The man held his hand up. “Hey buddy, we were just talking.”

“Yeah, I don’t think so. Why don’t you get lost, buddy.” Jamie glared, turning his back to the man. You could see the anger tensing the muscles in his face.

“Pfft, whatever man. You know what, fuck you and your cunt girlfriend. Dressed like a whore, I bet she’s been passed around town. You enjoy that.” He looked at you as he spoke.

Jamie whipped around, slamming his hand on the bar top, the veins in his arm bulging. “What the fuck did you just say about her?” He stepped up to the man and delivered a short but firm shove to his chest.

“Jamie…” You cautioned, reaching out your arm to grab the sleeve of his jacket.

“Yeah, listen to your whore, Jamie.” The man smirked.

You shot daggers at the man. In a swift move, Jamie gripped your drink in his hand, chucking plastic cup full of liquid and ice at the man. Ice cubes ricocheted off his face, before he reached up to wipe the beverage from his eyes. You stood behind Jamie still, not knowing what to do.

“You better walk the fuck away right now.” Jamie spat.

“Hey man, what the fuck?” The man yelled and shoved Jamie forcefully.

Jamie shoved him back. “Come on, you wanna hit me? You really wanna do this here?” He held him by the shirt collar, threatening a fist.

The guy looked at his clenched fist, hesitating to respond. He pried Jamie’s hand off his collar, stumbling backward with another shove as he distanced himself.

“Man, she isn’t even worth it, fuck you both.” He knocked over the bottle of Jamie’s non-alcoholic beer on to the floor, flipping his middle finger as he walked away shaking of your drink from his arms.

“Fucking dick…” Jamie seethed as he turned back to you, running a hand through his hair. “You okay, love?” He asked.

You nodded. “Yeah, I’m good…I can’t believe you were about to fight a guy for me.” You giggled.

He chuckled and leaned against the bar. “I guess I just can’t handle the sight of another guy with his hands on my girl.” He pulled you in closer to him, meeting you at your lips.

“Your hands are the only ones I want on me.” You smirked, leaning up to his ear. “And you can put your hands anywhere you want to tonight.” You kissed his neck before pulling back.

"Oh, I will baby. I will." He grinned, looking at you with desire.

[momsforroadhead]

idk shit about degrassi let's go with 2, 6, 8, 21, and 22?

YES you can't imagine how happy i am to be doing this i can't talk about degrassi to anyone and the fandom is kinda dead

2. a compelling argument for why my fave would never top or bottom: this question is crazy cause degrassi characters get to be like... 19 at the oldest (not that they die, the just age out and cycle out of the show) so let's imagine them older. now other problem there's like 36 000 of them total starting in the 80s and ending in the 2010s BUT if i pick a fave let's go with Eli Goldsworthy and make a bold claim: he would never top. in canon he's straight (the writers are wrong on this one) but i fully believe that any woman he has ever been with/will ever be with pegs him. he's simply too weak sauce to have the energy to top anybody. he has other things on his mind.

6. which ship fans are the most annoying: like i mentionned, the fandom is kinda dead so i don't really know fandom opinions apart for the yt comments when degrassi was still on youtube for free (booo hbo fuck you) BUT! i will say that people got really invested in Craig/Manny for some reason (he was always awful to her) and started hating Ellie as a result. Now yes Ellie was super misogynistic towards Manny, but that's not really a reason for the fandom to then be super misogynistic towards her. I love Ellie Nash she's my queen get off her back! yes she's whiny and a bitch. it's literally fine.

8. common fandom opinion that everyone is wrong about: OOUUH!! A lot of people hate Connor, which is SO WRONG. They hate him for stealing girls' underwear (which i will admit is creepy and weird) but like... degrassi is the everybody gets a second chance show... yall love Peter (so do i!!) and he literally distributed revenge porn of Manny so..... you just hate Connor cause you can't handle his autistic swag. but i can. i love him. him and jenna are my favourite couple and he's aspec in my head. (also he's a case of "if a white character did the same thing you all would love him" but let's not even go there)

also everybody hates tristan and he literally did nothing wrong. and people hate ellie and she's perfect. and people hate jane and why do you people have so much hate in your heart

21. part of canon i think is overhyped: i'm really having to think about this one cause idk if any part is really hyped all that much lmao degrassi fans, we love to complain...... i'll say a part of canon that i wish wasn't there is Adam's death. JT and Cam felt earned and realistic, but Adam... idk it just came out of nowhere..... and he's literally one of ma faves.....

22. my favourite part of canon that everyone else ignores: omgomgomgomg Marco and Ellie hooking up post graduation. for context Marco's like BEEN fully gay. and he hooks up with Ellie out of sheer codependency which is, in my opinion, HILARIOUS. also, he says that the worst part is he didn't want it to stop (they didn't go all the way) and if the writers of that episode weren't COWARDS he would've had a real reflection on the fluidity of sexuality but oh well. it's an iconic throwaway plotline and one of the foundational building blocks in my evil Craig/Ellie/Marco codependent love triangle polycule

[silverstarchildd]

The school for good and evil movie... I like it a lot actually, after waiting for 7 years for a movie, i liked it. It was not the worst movie adaptation out there but it was......hmmm.

From what i remember of the books(i did read them several years ago so-) there was a lot wrong with the movie.

1: The school master is NOT supposed to be seen by his students and he doesn't leave his tower unlike in the movie where he pretty much freely presents himself. Rafal also wears a mask to hide who he is from everyone???? which he just didnt do in the movie for some reason???

2: They butchered the trial by tail........ like wtf was that scene?? From my memory, it was supposed to be the girls school against the boys school, and it was EVERYONE. And in the trail by tail, Aric is supposed to be there, he's so important to the later story and he's just?? not in the movie for some reason, they just didnt introduce him to the story which i really dont get.

3: They changed Sophie's character, she isnt supposed to be ACTUAL friends with Agatha, she isnt as nice as she is in the movie, she's literally only being nice to Agatha so that she gets into the school for good but she actually thinks Agatha is a freak, and that was throw out of the window for the movie.

4: why the fuck is gerard way hort

5: The school for evil just.....doesnt exist in Gavaldon? Even though in the books its a BIG thing, the readers know about it, kids STRIVE to get in there, that's why Sophie befriended Agatha in the first place because of SGE, but in the movie they're like what? Different universes? worlds? Like wtf was that? 6: They skipped so SO SO MUCH and crammed three books into one two hour long movie and it felt like...awkward. Dont get me wrong, i liked the movie i think all the actors did an amazing job with what they were given but....it just felt weird having read all the books, it felt like so much was left out, so much development, so much plot, a lot was missing from it.

7: Why did Agatha and Tedros like each other so easily???? It took them a while to like each other from what i remember. There was no development of chemistry between them like in the books when Tedros choses Agatha in the glass coffins. Or the stuff in the trial by tale.

8: This is just a personal thing but it really bothered me how it showed what happened between Rafal and his brother RIGHT away, it took a while to learn about that stuff in the books and it just threw it at us so fast, that's just a personal bother though.

In all i think it's a REALLY good movie, i personally like it a lot i just wish they had done things differently and added Aric in there because if they plan on making more movies and, i assume base them off the books, he's kinda vital to the later story especially in ACOT and OTK (probably QFG too but i dont remember that book too much it was my least favorite in the series) If i think of more things that i had issues with i'll probably make another post but thats all i could think of rn.

EDIT : ANOTHER THING I JUST REMEMBERED. it's kinda important for Tristan to die, especially if they plan on continuing down the line of books because if they're going to introduce William into the book, one of his big traits is hating Tedros for how he treated Tristan and he blames Tedros for Tristan dying which didnt happen in the trial by tale so idk how they plan on having Tristan die or if they're even going to bring Will in (which i'd be pretty mad if they didnt put William in the series cause he's like one of the only characters that gives any type of representation in the series cause yk... him and Bogden are gay)

[eatabubble]

Short

Vance x reader

Reader is like an inch taller idk

Summary - you and Vance are online friends but you ended up taking a trip to his hometown, however you can't quite get over his height

Word count: 944

I read somewhere that Tristan (Bruces actor) is like 5'5 so like since Brady (Vances actor) is almost the same height as him so I'd like to assume Vance is pretty much is the same height maybe shorter so here's this lmao

Social media and I guess advanced technology is a thing already👌🏼

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"Holy cow your short Vance"

"Shut up,"

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Vance and you have been friends through social media because of some cocky thing he had said on an app and when it found you, you decided to say something though it had nothing to do with you, you decided it would be funny to see how he'd respond.

So from then on you two continued to "bully" eachother or just tease a little but after around two weeks of nonsense you added eachother, both not going a day without talking since then. Due to you guys living in different states though, you've never seen one another in real life, but as soon as you got your first vehicle at 17 you decided your first big trip should be to Denver where your good, old dear pal, Vance was at, you didn't tell him though and truth be told you didn't know what to expect he never wanted to face time you, you knew he was your age though, because what type of weird middle aged man say they're 5'5? And he would show you pictures of him beating his personal high scores in pinball, but you did add him not knowing he was the school "bully" however he seemed to be nice to you, plus you'd stay there too short of a time to really know the reputation he built in his hometown.

So as you got closer to your designated spot you began to ask Vance a tad bit too many personal questions about where he hangs out the most at, and where he lives so he soon got suspicious and began connecting the dots from when you told him 3 weeks ago that you got your driver's license to when you said your parents got you a car as to when you said what his reaction would be if you drove to Denver to meet him and to now when you wouldn't stop spamming him questions along the lines of "do you live in a big neighborhood or?". So yeah your surprise was a bit of a fail but here you were now at a convenient store with a worn out logo up front, 'grab n go' and surprisingly to anyone else but you he bought all the stuff you picked out.

You couldn't lie about the fact that you felt people staring at you two inside the store, you thought maybe he was popular here, maybe that explains why they're staring at him, but if he was popular why would everybody shuffle a little further away from the both of you each step yo- he took. You didn't care too much to dig into it further as you guys left but you did end up asking him.

"Are you popular here or something Vance, because you never told me that."

"Eh, I suppose it's something like that"

"Huh?" "Doesn't matter here lets go up that hill over there" "okay!"

As you made your way up the hill he pointed at earlier, you asked if he could show you the pinball machine he always uses or if he could show you how to play, you already know to play but you wanted him to show you how he plays because if he could best his high score every time he must be doing something very right. "we already passed it y/n"

"what, where we only went to that old store down there- oh, oh was it over at the corner crowded by everybody" "mhmm"

"so I assume it's hard to get a chance to play, right?"

"Not necessarily a problem for me, I mean it basically has my name all over it but maybe for other people" "wow"

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"You know I expected you to be a bit taller Vance, yeah you told me your height but I thought maybe you were exaggerating like you knew you were short but wanted to get the point across so you lowered the numbers a bit,"

"That makes no sense y/n, literally, what part of that was logical to you" he rolled his eyes at you.

"Hey, you don't get to make fun of me, atleast I can reach the top shelf at libraries" you knew you were exaggerating he most likely could reach it just fine but just like the first time you both talked to eachother you wanted to see how he'd respond.

"I so can reach the top shelf we're legit the same size" he replied feigning offense in his voice or maybe he was offended you couldn't really tell "you probably wouldn't know if you could or not, it's not like you've ever touched a book anyway." As he was about to snap back you grabbed one of his candies, stood up and held it high standing on your tippy toes and extending your arm as far as it can go, you knew he could pretty much reach it if he really tried because as mentioned you were pretty much the same height but he seemed to be struggling

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"Holy cow your short Vance"

"Shut up stop saying that, I just don't want to hurt you, stop making my height a bigger deal than it is"

"Ill pray for you to grow Vance, don't you worry" you gave him his wrapped candy back.

"Geez so generous thank you, humble friend" he had a sarcastic tone to it while letting out an annoyed sigh as he finished. "You're so welcomed, Vance" you said having the biggest smile on your face. You wanted to enjoy the few days you'll be staying and what other way to do that than to annoy good ol' Vance Hopper.

[ewingstan]

Alright currently on Flare 2.7 and have just met (to my knowledge) all the members of breakthrough. Thoughts:

Victoria is an interesting narratorial voice. A lot more is left unsaid in her narration than I’m used to. Maybe not compared to narrators in more traditional works, but compared to “constantly reporting her panopticon-level vision of the area around her,” “constantly cataloging the many way’s he’s about to die,” and “constantly psychologically profiling everyone around him,” Victoria leaves a lot of silent room for us to judge her reaction to things compared to the typical wildbow protagonist. And, props to WB, its usually pretty clear what it is we’re supposed to take away.

Kenzie seems delightful but also makes the hairs on the back of my neck stand up. I think I’m picturing her age + her precociousness, imagining what it would be like to try to be an adult around her, and getting vertigo. Which must suck for her, inspiring that reaction from people by being what seems to be her authentic self. Want to know more about this kid.

Chris interests me. But I notice I almost never see Chris get discussed in the spoiler-y posts I’ve seen about team Breakthrough, so IDK if we’ll actually see much development of him. He seems kinda similar to Regent already, maybe he’ll end up like Regent way earlier than Regent did.

Sveta!!! :)

No but seriously, it’s feels good to have a character from Worm appear so early who seems to be actively thriving. It feels good in a vicarious way for Victoria to have someone really excited to see her. It feels good! Sveta!

I can already see why people like Rain, but fuck me if you want me to keep that powerset straight. Breakability rays? Is that supposed to work like Karnak or something?

Tristan is charming, and has a fun energy that the team needs to round itself out. Can’t comment much on Byron, considering all I know about him so far is “less outgoing than his twin,” “maybe ends up doing/getting involved with something fucked up if I remember my wildbow homophobia lore right,” and “Victoria thought he was ogling her.”

Speaking of:

“Undresses you with my eyes” vs “Undresses you with my eyes (sapphic edition)

So Ashley was the one I was most interested in meeting, and the most surprised by. I didn’t know what to expect from the various ward posts floating around, but I wasn’t really expecting “Bakuda wannabe.” She’s really interesting; I don’t know how seriously to take her plans to re-pursue villainy, and it seems like Victoria doesn’t either (again! Wildbow is showing his stuff with getting us in the protagonists headspace vis a vis other characters!) We also get a lot of references to hand prosthetics, it sounds like she might have gotten Bonesaw’s “enhancements” removed. Wonder how she considers that as part of her self-image.

[demonprincezeldris]

*Has way to many AUs already list* Everyone be wanting Meliodas to use his big ass sword again. I understand that...I love me some big ass weapons aswell (Plays fury warrior in Wow for a reason...).

Meanwhile...I'm over her kinda getting annoyed...I kinda want to see Elizabeth earn the nickname Bloody Ellie...Cause its hinted...its mentioned...but only seen her fight back like once....twice....and its not much. compared to the times say....Elaine fights back.

This makes me compelled to make an AU where Elizabeth does show the badass fighter side of her once she gets her memories back....Idk maybe cause I want to see the Goddess go ape shit on someone for being assholes to her little demon....

Am I wrong here for wanting this?

Oh my God. I want to see more action from her for fucking REAL!

I am so done with how she's useless in pretty much every episode/arc of the series (save for a few attacks during the DK Zel arc and the first season and the Holy War Arc).

This movie that's coming up and the little snippet we got of her from 4KOTA really dug it deep that she's nothing more than a princess. Bloody Ellie is just a name slapped on her without any real idea behind it why CANONICALLY she's called that.

It would be interesting in the movie if Meliodas got sick instead of Elizabeth. But I understand why they did it: because Tristan can't take away curses. And if Mel was the one who got the curse, he would be cured easily by Elizabeth.

But back to the point at hand. I would absolutely love it if she went apeshit on some idiots who dared to insult Meliodas for being a Demon and being "lesser" than the Goddesses.

[elstreem]

Something I found really fun in the Grail Concert event is an optional battle against Bedivere, Lancelot, Gawain and Tristan that references this CE!

The details of the battle are even accurate, with fact that Tristan starts the battle asleep (which Bedivere points out in the CE description) and his name is Swan on Ice. Their names are even changed to Skating Rink Knight, and they all have a one time Evade for every turn if I remember right. Also, for every turn they use a skill that gives them a buff (Bedivere's is Pledge on Ice and he gets a Buster buff, can't remember the other's. look, it's all Bedi on this account).

And fittingly, they even drop Eternal Ice on defeat!

It's not just a one-off gag because during the event, these Knights of the Round Table have an event bonus, Idol's Radiance B, which gave a boost to Idol Glo points.

It's worth noting that Gareth or Mordred don't have an event bonus, and they don't have concert battles in the event (Gareth is only in the filtered search because I had her in that slot at the moment). Gareth and Mordred are featured in the event's 3 star CE, but they don't appear in the story itself. I think Artoria has an event bonus because Ex is the welfare Servant, but otherwise, these Servants were featured in concert battles throughout the event and/or story related.

All of these meaning...these four Knights actually did form a group during the Grail Concert event! But they're one of the beginner concert battles so…it seems like they aren't all that big an idol group, lol. Idk why but I just find it hilarious that even Bedivere joined in this madness and became an idol, and one whose gimmick is ice skating too. Who even started this idea among the four? Just what were their shows like? And there's material for funny scenarios like Chaldea Productions going to the show and Mash ends up glaring daggers at Lancelot the whole time.

I wish their outfits in the CE became playable too though, I like them a lot. Mostly Bedivere's, but it's really cool that all of their fancy outfits are inspired by their armor designs but still looks really pretty.

[m4yasnotthatcool]

Can u pls write a Tristan x reader fluff fic? Whatever prompt you want.😋

Can u pls write a Tristan x reader fluff fic? Whatever prompt you want.😋

TRISTAN X F!READER HC

yea so my bsf actually requested this and they specified female reader in one of our messages

like, if i dont specify im prolly gonna do g/n or female reader idk

btw its hc because im not rlly confident in my actual fic writing skills just yet

anyway, my writing sucks, enjoy! (btw i say this just to not get ur hopes up or anything, if i actually tought it was that bad, i wouldnt be taking requests)

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okay, so

first of all, he would "bully" you so much dude (actually just make jokes, but if you ask him, yea, hes a big bad bully, so dont tell him otherwise)

but if he saw it made you uncomfortable or sad or anything like that he would stop

clingy asf

like this boy would be all over you at all times

you could be just sitting on a random bench and idk, reading something, and he would just spawn out of nowhere and get his hand around your waist

its kinda cute actually, but it could be frustrating at times

like, lets say your parents wanted to meet him so you arranged for all of you to have dinner

and ofc he sat next to you (and you didnt complain, hes your boyfriend after all)

but he would just randomly put his hand on your thigh, and while you didnt usually mind it, you did now

(after the dinner he got a whole speach from you about why it was not okay that he did that, but he continued doing it anyway)

also gets overprotective easily

if he sees you talking to anyone and you seem uncomfortable, he would be right there by your side in a matter of seconds asking you to leave because of his "big, great emergency" while getting his hand around yoiur waist

you would of course agree to go with him, and when you werent looking he would shoot a death glare towords the person you were talking to

over all, great boyfriend, i dont know what else to tell you, rlly

after his dad sent him to that other school (god help me, i havent watched this show in so long) he wpuld send you letters and whenever he could he would call you

like, he would find a way to stay in touch with you

and he would keep all the letters you sent him back

in conclusion, 10/10, good job for getting him, and i hope you like him because hes not leaving soon (thats all i have for today, sorry)

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anyway ily byeeee

yea so,(i was gonna say ur name but id rather not have strangers know your name so..) bsf, if this sucks ass dont come to me bitching about it, okay? (do come, i havent written anything in a really long time and constructive critisism would be rlly good rn)

[simstationdance]

i loooove your drawings please drop that tristan legend analysis you mentioned im crazy over the handheld spinoffs <3

omg 💕 i Love talking about Tristan Legend so i’m really happy you asked... (all of my friends can attest to this i literally never shut the fuck up about him)

real talk, when i played the sims 2 gba the first time, i don't know why my brain decided to latch onto This Guy:

but it did. and so, uh... here we are sdfjhdsjfsh

this answer kinda got... long... I really hope it's good 😭

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note: not sure how much this matters but im gonna mention it anyway - i've mostly just played the GBA game and have seen only a small portion of the DS game. thus almost all of my thoughts about tristan are derived from things he says/does in ts2 gba, more than ts2 ds. if I say something about him and it somehow turns out to be wildly incorrect bc of some obscure piece of dialogue from ts2 ds.... uhh that's why. i know he apparently used to be the uhh, the rat man. but other than that idk much of what he says in that game, if he says anything really important at all.

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Here's my analysis / headcanon(?) / theory / whatever you wanna call it about Tristan Legend:

Tristan's bio describes him as "more handsome, more charismatic, and more talented" than anyone else on earth. That's a pretty big claim to make, and I'm not sure how much I believe him.

Don't get me wrong, I do think he's very skilled and very smart. He'd have to be, honestly, to pull off the things he does. Building entire hotel rooms in a matter of hours, and creating Optimum Alfred (and oh man do I have A Lot to say about Alfred, but this post would be too long if I included all of that here), among other things, are tasks that require a great level of skill and intelligence.

However, I get kind of a... weird vibe off of him? A vibe of ‘local man just met you, a random stranger, but he really really wants you to think he’s cool and for you to tell him so.’ He seems like the kind of person who genuinely can’t stand being considered ‘average’ or ‘ordinary,’ and would rather others see him for his feats of strength and skill more than anything else.

As a result, he’s resorted to going to extremes in an effort to prove something to himself and/or other people. To prove to others that he really is ‘more handsome, more charismatic, and more talented than anyone else on earth,’ that he’s... well, a Legend. Because otherwise, who is he and what is he really worth?

I'm not sure how to explain what I mean any better than that, but I'll try.

So, in the episode 'What Digs Beneath,' when you encounter Tristan in the saloon, he says this and nothing else:

“Sometimes when I see a tornado or a big sand storm, I just walk right up to it and stand in the center. That’s what I call the “Zen Zone.” It eases my mind.”

In the episode 'Aliens Arrived', the next time you see him (in the barn), he says this, once again followed by nothing else:

"Sometimes I volunteer for scientific experiments for a little extra cash... especially when it involves an explosion. Those pay extra.”

In these first few episodes, you're still technically new in town, and so - rather than introduce himself, or even say hello to you when you come to talk to him - the very first (real) impression that Tristan seems determined to make on you is that he's this Super Cool Guy who performs wild-sounding stunts like meditating in sandstorms, and that he does impressive things like volunteering for scientific experiments ~with explosions~.

All things considered, I actually do believe him when he says he's done these things - because I feel like Tristan is determined and unhinged enough to actually do all of that, or at least try. You know, just to prove that he can. Just to have something to talk about. To show to others and be like, ‘Isn’t that neat? Am I cool now?’

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I feel like his desperate urge to impress people comes out in full force in the episode ‘The New Scent.’ Understandably so, I suppose, because he wants to impress a woman, Kayleigh Wintercrest (because her perfume is driving the boys wild... uh, literally).

But Tristan Legend is not one for half measures, and Kayleigh is notoriously difficult to win over. So he decides the best option is a romantic horseback ride. And he decides “I’ll impress her by telling her I tamed them myself,” so he goes out and... actually tames some wild horses.

“All women like horses, that’s a fact.” Hmmmm.

I don’t know about you but this sounds, to me, less like he’s stating a fact, and more like he’s been reading articles in magazines about generalized dating advice, just hoping he’s gonna get this right.

In this same episode, the player is tasked with sabotaging the efforts of all the other men trying to woo Kayleigh by the mayor, who also wants to woo Kayleigh. In this case, Giuseppi is cleaning manure out of a barn so that Tristan can keep the horses somewhere before the date. The player sabotages this by filling the barn with even more shit than before. uh... yeah.

Tristan’s reaction to sight of this sent me into orbit and still lives in my brain to this day.

”You won’t believe your eyes, Mr. Legend. I cleaned up the place real good! Spotless, every nook and cranny.” ”I told you it was fun, didn’t I?” ”You sure did, Mr.--” [Tristan and Giuseppi find the barn filled with manure again.] ”GAH! W-what happened here! This place is a mess! It’s awful!” ”...You seem to have lied to me, Giuseppi.” ”N-no, Mr. Legend... good grief, I KNOW I cleaned this place!” ”I don’t think there’s any time left to clean it before Kayleigh arrives.” ”Aw geez, I am so sorry Mr. Legend. I feel so bad.” “But there IS time to throw you from a moving train. C’mon. Let’s go. It’ll be even more fun.” “Oh thank you for this opportunity Mr. Legend. Really, I mean it.” [Tristan and Giuseppi walk off screen]

His reaction to losing his chance with Kayleigh Wintercrest is to talk about throwing a guy off of a moving train with a big smile on his face. This, uh, feels like a... mild... overreaction.

This man has problems.

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Anyway. So, the rest of his bio ("Not much is known about the infamous Tristan Legend...") implies that he doesn't talk much - and not just to you, but to anybody - about other areas of his life that don't directly pertain to his outrageous stunts and interesting hobbies.

And this appears to be true, as every chance the player has to speak to him during the game (from what I can remember / have seen, at least), he doesn't have very much to say, and doesn't seem especially interested in telling you too much about himself. Which is valid, considering you kinda just showed up, but it’s more the fact that no one in Strangetown seems to know very much about him to the point where it becomes a feature of his in-game biography that piques my interest.

In the final episode, 'It All Came to An End', the most information he gives about his past in this case is the fact that he built Optimum Alfred when he was five years old. And he doesn’t seem very interested in talking about that. His attitude towards Alfred’s existence in general feels like... “yeah I built a highly advanced robot when I was five, so what? Who cares about that? Wanna hear about how I base jumped off of an erupting volcano instead?” or whatever.

(The word 'infamous' in his bio would also imply that he's known for having done something Bad, but even to this day, people have a tendency to think 'infamous' is synonymous with 'famous' when it isn't. I don’t know what Tristan could possibly have done to become ‘infamous’, so I'm going to let that slide.)

When he appears in episodes where he isn't plot-relevant, he says similar things to what he says in the second and third S1 episodes, or things that have something to do with the plot of the episode itself, and otherwise just hangs around.

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Or, in one earlier case, he talks about killing giant scorpions. Because, in the sims 2 DS, it’s revealed that they took off with his girlfriend. This is one of the few personal things he tells you about himself in that game, to my knowledge.

“If you see any giant scorpions out here, let me know. I think I killed all of them, but I can’t be certain.”

This is the first, and only, thing he says to you in the episode ‘Buried By The Mob’. You can just walk up to him and he’ll say That, and if it wasn’t for the relationships menu you probably wouldn’t even know who he is.

(I have heard that people are unsure(?) whether the sims 2 ds is a prequel or a sequel to the sims 2 gba. I honestly don’t know either way. If ds is a prequel, then this line becomes deeply upsetting. If ds a sequel, then this line becomes deeply upsetting in a... slightly different way.)

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So, tl;dr:

In my eyes, Tristan Legend really seems like the kind of person who - while genuinely very cool all on his own, and surprisingly good at just about anything he tries - feels like just being 'cool' on its' own isn’t enough. He can't just settle for that and call it a day, he wants to be Number One.

So, he will go to any lengths to achieve the ideal of being The Coolest Person On Earth, keeping everything else of a more personal nature to himself, left mostly up to the imagination. He’d rather be defined by his Risky Achievements and his Impeccable Talents than anything else.

(He also does not seem to take ‘losing’ very well at all.)

But that's just the vibes he gives off to me. I definitely have more to say about the man the myth the (tristan) legend, but this post is long enough as it is i think. I also tried to keep it to just analysis of what’s presented in the game, i didn’t want to go too far into wild speculation and headcanon territory bc i was worried it would seem... weird...? i literally have terminal 7 brain rot over this obscure pixel man help

[nataliarw2004]

I’m like so curious about Chion, like idk if I’m curious enough to want to get to know his little bad ass as a person but like I wanna know what did Tristan do that was so amazing and unforgettable that he absolutely idolizes him this much. Like if Gilthunder’s admiration of Meliodas was toxic it would look like Chion’s idolization of Tristan. And Chion’s undying loyalty to Tristan also reminds me of a less toxic version of Mael/Estarossa’s obsession over Elizabeth. Like Mother like Son I guess, though in this case that isn’t a good thing.

Idk like sometimes Chion being an asshole can be funny to me, but in most instances it makes me downright uncomfortable (I guess because it reminds me of a less toxic version of Mael obsessing over Ellie), like when he first appeared he came off as a psychopath or sociopath to me especially when he blamed Percival with such hatred over his mummified arm when it was his fault that it came to that. Like that downright creeps me out, but so far I don’t fear for Tristan’s well-being at the moment because he seems to have such an undying loyalty to Tristan and Tristan alone (he seems to show Meliodas respect but I feel he’s mostly loyal to Tristan).

Like how the hell did Margret and Gilthunder, two of the most wholesome and kindest people in the OG series, birth such a little shit. Like in Ch. 85 he was just riding on everyone’s sadness, breathing and loving on everyone’s misery (minus Tristan’s).

Like you’d expect a child of Margret and GILTHUNDER! To turn out similar to Tristan, cause my boi is such a pacifist like Ellie and so kind hearted like his parents especially Elizabeth but Chion came out the womb being a completely different child, like if he didn’t look like Gilthunder I would think he was adopted

Chion: I literally become more of a little shit every time everyone, but Sir Tristan, is miserable

I hope to God that Nakaba gives us a backstory, flashback, something! On why Chion believes in Tristan so much!!! Like I definitely can see why any person would believe in Tristan-he’s so hardworking and inspiring and has gotten everything he could ever want just like @princeliones said through hard work : Two swords by age 14 (Estarossa and Mael)

He became a protector of Liones just like a Holy Knight

And he became the Captain of the Tristan Platoon, just like his father was the captain of the 7DS

But Chion seems like someone who’s not easily impressed, so Tristan must’ve done something extraordinary for him to follow him and be loyal to him like that. And what made Chion so sociopathic??? Like the representation of aristocracy.

Idk 🤷🏾‍♀️ I guess this could be a good example that just cause you’re well mannered doesn’t mean you might be the best parents or that your child will grow up the way you intended. Let’s hope people’s children don’t turn out like Chion, use him as an example of what you don’t want your child to become

[feralgodmothers]

Hmmmm. I like Marty. I don’t like how the writing in season seven changed him. Although. I do kinda understand why he pretended to not know Rory. It’s the whole mars/venue double standard thing I hate. So really I’m just miffed that the writing fell back on a tired trope.

Mitchum had a point. And it didn’t really matter if he sugarcoated it or not. Either way. Rory was gonna spiral. Remember the incredible sinking Lorelai’s? She doesn’t like failing. However minor. So yeah. Mitchum had a point. And Rory was gonna go nuts however he said it

I agree about Marty. I liked him, and then s7 made him really weird for no reason. I kinda shipped him with Rory (because he came along when I was still watching the show with hopes that Rory would do what I wanted her to do, rather than just seeing how things played out). I remember thinking that the way they met was really cute, and would be a funny story for their hypothetical future children once they got old enough. Like “You know how we always said ‘we met at college’? Well, here’s what really happened…” 😂 But idk. I liked how chill and straightforward he was, but I guess that’s not Rory’s thing. I think he’s pretty underrated in the fandom. (Like how are there more people who ship Rory with Tristan than with Marty??? If you’re gonna ship her with somebody she’s not into, then the least you could do is ship her with the guy who didn’t bully her, lol)

I kind of agree about Mitchum too. I’ve seen arguments from every side, and I see where they’re all coming from - but my gut says that he was right, and maybe what drew him to that conclusion was wrong. Like - no, I don’t think he needed to sugarcoat it. He wasn’t even that harsh - it was just blunt and seemingly out of nowhere. I don’t know much about the journaling business, so I don’t know how likely it is that someone like Mitchum could discern the “it factor” in interns. Maybe there’s something to it, idk. Maybe it’s true that some interns do put themselves out there and shove their way into places they “don’t belong”, and that that’s a good indicator for success in the field. But I would think that - just like with most fields - there would be naturals, and there would be those who could train themselves to be whatever they needed to be to do the work. So yeah - maybe Rory wasn’t the naturally ruthless go-getter she needed to be for this career, but she had the potential to learn imo (if we ignore AYITL lol). Giving her a head’s up of what was expected might have been nice, but Mitchum’s not a nice guy. And that’s the thing - some people aren’t nice. She had to deal with Paris in school, who (at least in the beginning) actively tried to tear her down, and Rory persevered exceptionally through that. I can only figure that this was the first time Rory had to face someone in authority doubting her abilities, and I can sympathize with her to an extent on that, but… GIRL. Having a full-on crisis over it was insane, and watching her essentially prove him right for a period of time was disappointing. I was very happy to see her return with renewed zeal after she put herself back on track though. That’s what gave me hope that she could eventually become who she needed to be for this line of work. But honestly - the thing that had me doubting Rory’s journaling skills the most, and was never really addressed - was the fact that she would cave every time she was confronted about an article she wrote. Again - I know virtually nothing about being a journalist, so I can’t say whether the pieces Rory did on the ballerina or on trust fund kids were “good” from a journalism perspective, but if I remember right - the kind of journalism Rory wanted to do would have been very controversial, and would have had lots of people become angry with her (including powerful people in authority). So if anything, Rory really needed to develop a crazy-strong backbone, a clear head for what was right to report, and a readiness to stand by the things she wrote. And for me - that’s what she didn’t have, and I’m not so sure she learned it either. I would have liked to see her succeed, but it just… didn’t happen.

[six-of-ravens]

*kicks open door* AND ANOTHER THING--

so I was reading again in the bath and I realized this book is just.....very badly plotted. and I know because this is a hole I've fallen into with my own writing. the author had a beginning (all the character intros, basically), and an end, but absolutely nothing in between, and no idea what to put there. the middle of the plot is that the characters are just doing independent study on one very broad topic of magic. except half the group is doing nothing because they don't do that kind of magic. so it's freaking Sideplot City. Libby has her wormhole (though that's only mentioned in past tense, we don't get to see her and Nico actually working on it), Tristan is slowly losing his mind realizing he can see particles (?), Nico is wrapped up in this Gideon/Gideon's Mom drama, Reina is just reading books, Parisa apparently did Nothing for several months and then fucked Dalton to get Plot Relevant Info We Already Know, and Callum is causing Tristan to lose his mind, presumably for the lulz.

Since the fight against the FBI/CIA/MI6/mercenaries/other random thieves, these people haven't interacted as a group at all. No bonding. No getting drunk together, no adventures, no nothing...everyone has just apparently been Doing Their Own Thing for months. So....the main plot is not advancing. We're not seeing group dynamics, and there's barely any character interactions that are relevant to anything except one character's side quest. There's no joking, no fun, no intimacy, no becoming friends shown on-screen. Callum toying with Tristan is the most productive character interaction we get. Even Parisa only superficially manipulates Tristan into sleeping with her, but she doesn't actually seem to like him or trust him with her Plot Relevant Info.

So basically the author didn't have a middle to her story, and instead of having the characters bond or, idk, giving them more random encounters with weird magic or monsters or the fucking Special Ops, she just made up individual sidequests that take like, 3 days each, and bullshitted that nothing else interesting happened, or anything to drive them together as a group, in the rest of the 3-ish months they've been there.

Which is deeply unsatisfying!! One of my favourite things about dark academias like The Secret History or When We Were Villains (or hell, it's not DA, but Gideon the Ninth!) is the character dynamics. You take a group of people, usually very close, but possibly just united by circumstance, and break them. See how they break, if they stick together, who trusts who, who is reliable, who immediately starts day drinking....These people have almost nothing to do with each other, and don't even seem united in their common goal of independent study (?) so the murder (disappearance?) that inevitably happens will have very little emotional impact. Unless in the next hundred pages they all do a heel-face-turn and start acting all buddy-buddy, but it's TOO LATE in the story for that. You wasted my interest on boring subplots and isolating everyone instead of showing dynamics and growth and, hell, giving me a magic library that was more cool and fun than a regular library (where are the nasty evil spell books????? the ghosts and monsters?!?!?! why can't Dalton and Atlas be a little more overtly evil or have any personality at all instead of just being fucking exposition robots????)

[practically-an-x-man]

ahs?

ooh, all of AHS? that's an interesting ask, every season has something different to love so....hmm

Favorite Character: I actually like Michael Langdon a lot. He had a lot of interesting depth to his character, being this kid that grew up too fast and was thrown into insurmountable responsibility (I actually wanted to write an essay on why he's representative of how the world's crises are often thrown on the shoulders of the younger generation, when the older generations are still around to do the work themselves). And Cody Fern plays the role very well!

Second favorite character: I'm a big fan of Kyle Spencer too, I felt like he was really underutilized in the show but there was just so much potential for his character (and it's potential I'm trying to flesh out in Heartstrings)

Least favorite character: I know it's the point, but Kai Anderson. Evan Peters did a fantastic job of playing him, but he's just despicable and gross and I can't stand him. There were so many scenes where I just cringed watching it

The character I’m most like: It's kind of a cop-out, but... I don't know. There's just so many characters across AHS, and there's not any that I feel strongly similar to. For an individual season, maybe I could pick something, but across the whole show there's just too much to choose from.

Favorite pairing: Gosh, hard choice since most of the couples are total train wrecks in one way or another. I guess I'll go with Liz and Tristan, since it was nice to see them give a trans woman a genuine, loving relationship without it being played for laughs (even if it did end in tragedy, but it's AHS)

Least favorite pairing: I will die on this hill, Zoe Benson x Kyle Spencer. They had ONE interaction prior to his death, and even that was lacking chemistry. She latched on and ended up dragging him along, through LITERAL HELL just to make him her... what, boytoy? I just can't.

Favorite moment: Edward Mordrake emerging as Elsa Mars sings Gods and Monsters. The song, the green fog, the very deliberate steps as he enters... idk, it's just such a chillingly elegant moment and I love it!

Rating out of 10: some seasons are a 10 and some are a 3. I guess that makes it a 6.5 overall. I could rank each season, but I'm not going to because I'm lazy.

Send Me A Series

[bbcblackjack]

Handsome boys

[icantswim-03]

Jake N Bake: Jake Guentzel

Busty Rusty: Bryan Rust

Sumo Dumo: Brian Dumoulin

Lebang: Kris Letang

No Kap: Kasperi Kapanen

Pickle Jar: Tristan Jarry

The Zach Attack: Zach Aston-Reese

Bluey: Teddy Blueger

Simon Says: Dominik Simon

IAMSCORE: Evgeni Malkin

SC87: Sidney Crosby

The Other Brian: Brian Boyle

Dan’s Not My Dad: John Marino

Dach: Chad Ruhwedel

Zuck You: Jason Zucker

Hot Rod: Evan Rodrigues

#1 on the ice #1 on ur heart: Casey DeSmith

Petty: Marcus Pettersson

Jake N’ Bake has created a group chat!

The Pen Den

Busty Rusty: wtf is this

Jake N’ Bake: U know exactly what this is

Sumo Dumo: but why tho

Jake N Bake: mostly because I wanted to see what ur guys usernames are

Busty Rusty: well now u saw can we leave

Jake N Bake: no

Sumo Dumo: why

Jake N Bake: I wanna know who everyone is

Pickle Jar: actually same

Jake N Bake: who tf are you

Pickle Jar: Tristan…

Jake N Bake: Tristan?

Jake N Bake: ohhhh jars

Busty Rusty: Jake low key scares me sometimes

The Zach Attack: felt

Jake N Bake: shut up with your lame ass username

The Zach Attack: well idk what else to make it

Jake N Bake: gee I don’t know Zach

Jake N Bake: maybe REESE’S PIECES

The Zach Attack: no those are gross

Bluey: BITCH YOURE GROSS

The Zach Attack: talk to me when your username isn’t a kids show

Simon Says: wait you don’t like reese’s??

The Zach Attack: not the pieces

No Kap: Wtf why not

The Zach Attack: idk they’re like peanut butter skittles

Sumo Dumo: bruh you just ruined reese’s pieces for me

The Zach Attack: plz never “bruh” me again

Sumo Dumo: bruh

Busty Rusty: bruh

Jake N Bake: Bruh

No Kap: ~bruh ~

Simon Says: bruh

Pickle Jar: bruh

IAMSCORE: BRUH

Sumo Dumo: lol even geno “bruh” ed you

IAMSCORE: WHO IS ED

Jake N Bake: ...anyways

Jake N Bake: how about we figure out who everyone else is?

Sumo Dumo: well I gotta assume that SC87 is Sid

Jake N Bake: seriously SC87

Jake N Bake: what? did you steal that from Cristiano ronaldo?

SC87: Hey! Maybe he stole it from me

Lebang: doubt it

Jake N Bake: sounds like somebody needs to try a little harder

Busty Rusty: you better watch how you talk to Sid or he might get you traded

Jake N Bake: nah I’m too important to the future of this franchise

Busty Rusty: damn, cocky much

Jake N Bake: ha you said cock

Sumo Dumo: you are a literal child

The Other Brian: jake..

Sumo Dumo: dang you have all the Brian’s coming after you

Jake N Bake: wait! we have like 3 of them

Busty Rusty: you just realized??

Jake N Bake: pshhh of course not

Sumo Dumo: sure

Jake N Bake: ANYWAYS back to figuring out who is who

Jake N Bake: who the fuck is “dans not my dad”

Busty Rusty: who the hell is dan?

Sumo Dumo: Potash maybe?

SC87: or Bylsma

Jake N Bake: I literally have no clue who either of those people are

Dan’s Not My Dad: DAN MARINO

Dan’s Not My Dad: SO MANY PEOPLE ASK IF IM RELATED TO DAN MARINO

Jake N Bake: literally no one has ever asked you that

Sumo Dumo: one elderly lady on the street asked him about it and he’s held onto ever since

Lebang: anyways before johnny throws a fit

Zuck You: can we all appreciate my name?

Sumo Dumo: it is pretty sweet ngl

Busty Rusty: meh

Busty Rusty: I’m kinda feeling dom’s tho

Simon Says: thx bro

Jake N Bake: but is it pronounced like the game or like your last name

Busty Rusty: his last name you dumbass

Jake N Bake: there is no need to call be names asshole

Busty Rusty: you wanna fight

Jake N Bake: you wanna have more points than me?

Busty Rusty: I was out more games than you, bozo

Jake N Bake: excuses excuses

Sumo Dumo: okay but who’s dach?

Dach: me

Jake N Bake: DONT TELL ME I WANNA GUESS

Dach: k

Jake N Bake: bitch did you just k me

Dach: yuh

Jake N Bake: bitch ass

Jake N Bake: is it petty?

Sumo Dumo: petty’s name is literally petty

Jake N Bake: hmm is it my man E Rod?

Hot Rod: look at the last word you said and the last word of my name

Jake N Bake: dang that’s tough

Sumo Dumo: is it Casey?

Jake N Bake: NO SHUT UP IM GUESSING

Sumo Dumo: dang kid chill out

Busty Rusty: no it isn’t

Busty Rusty: Casey is ‘#1 on the ice, #1 in ur heart’

Jake N Bake: geez why is that so long

#1 on the ice #1 in ur heart: you know what else is long?

Jake N Bake: …

#1 on the ice #1 on ur heart: my blockers you gutter minded fool

Jake N Bake: good thing you didn’t say your dick

Jake N Bake: cuz we all know that isn’t true

#1 on the ice #1 on ur heart: Jake why were you looking at my dick

Jake N Bake: I wasn’t

#1 on the ice #1 on ur heart: then how do know

Jake N Bake: umm

Jake N Bake has left the chat!

[moongoddessmox]

Henry Cavill Filmography - A Review

This is a list of everything Henry Cavill has been in, according to IMDB, and excluding things that are not released. I will be watching everything that I can and reviewing each one.

Side note: I will be referring to him as Cavill, as I have bad personal vibes with his first name, rip

1) The Witcher (2019-2021) Netflix

Love love love. This is exactly the type of shit I love to watch. I’ve barely played the game, but man this show is amazing. I love him in it and god he’s so delicious. Ideal man. Unpopular opinion: I don’t like Yennifer. Idk, I preferred her character before her transformation. I would have to rewatch the first season, but she seems kinda weak now, no spark. Is that the intention? Idk I don’t remember, but the show is a 10/10 regardless.

2) Zack Snyder's Justice League (2021) HBO Max

3) Enola Holmes (2020) Netflix

4) Night Hunter (2018) Amazon Prime Video

Hm. Interesting. Cavill, always a looker. So gruff and grizzly, daddy af. His ass in those pants? Fuck. Acab except for him. The movie was okay, it wasn’t bad but it was missing that oomf. I’m confused on his relationship with Rachel? Like, I got the impression that they had an affair but I don’t think it was ever mentioned, and idk, it was just weird because it was never explained why they were standoffish. Also, I will need to watch more of his stuff, but he seemed kinda stiff in this movie, idk if that’s just because he’s built like two mac trucks or what but the movie overall gets a 5/10. Cavill gets a 7/10, not convinced this was his best. However, I would let me shove his gun in my mouth and I would say thank you.

5) Mission: Impossible - Fallout (2018) Paramount Plus

I’ve never actually seen any of the Mission Impossible movies but this was pretty good. Ngl, it felt very acting and not acting, like, it was obvious acting idk how to describe it. Cavill looking fine as ever, he can manhandle me any day of the year. His ass in those pants? Daddy? Sorry, Daddy? Sorry...I wish he didn’t have an American accent tho, kinda felt weird, like it was almost American but not. I thought he was great in it though, god I love him. 9/10 Cavill, 10/10 screen time, 6/10 movie

6) Justice League (2017) HBO Max

7) Sand Castle (2017) Netflix

8) Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016) HBO Max

Damn, this movie long as fuck. NOT looking forward to seeing Justice League bc that shit is 4 hours long...when did movies stop being 1hr 30min??? Anyway, this movie was good. Very action packed, great story, Superman...yum...Batman? Let’s be honest, Ben Affleck do be kinda hot ngl. 10/10 Cavill, 9/10 movie.

9) The Man from U.N.C.L.E. (2015) Tubi

10) Man of Steel (2013) HBO Max

Mm, mm, mm. Never seen a Superman movie tbh, and lawd. Wish he wasn’t clean cut as Superman, how he first looked was daddy af, but ya know. Good movie, Amy Adams is one of those actors that I just don’t like for no reason, so eh. But 9/10 movie, 10/10 Cavill. Also, let us mention Zod animal crawling up the side of the building like he's a gd furry, let us also mention Zod's skin tight ass suit, when he took off the armor and was just left in that Cling Wrap 9000 and was supposed to be tougher, he just looked dumb lmfao

11) The Cold Light of Day (2012) MovieSphere (Amazon Channel)

12) Immortals (2011) Amazon Buy or Rent

13) The Tudors (2007-2010) Showtime

14) Blood Creek (2009) Tubi

15) Whatever Works (2009) Amazon Buy or Rent

16) Stardust (2007) Netflix

17) Tristan + Isolde (2006) Cinamax

18) Hellraiser: Hellworld (2005) SlingTV

19) Red Riding Hood (2005) DVD

20) Midsomer Murders (S7 E1 2003) IMDB TV (Amazon)

I didn’t actually watch the full episode, F. But he was so adorable! So cute, so young! Baby Cavill did great, I was actually really surprised by how good this little role was because it's one of his first things. But the show is really good, my mom is obsessed with it, and he did great for the short bit he was in it.

21) I Capture the Castle (2003) IMDB TV (Amazon)

22) Goodbye, Mr. Chips (2002) DVD

23) The Inspector Lynley Mysteries (S1 E2 2002) BritBox (Amazon)

24) The Count of Monte Cristo (2002) DVD

25) Vendetta (2001) Torrent