#im gay too

[velvettegriffon]

Why do u hate me :(

Because you're one of the gays

[haysprite]

OH MY GOD I'M SO SORRY ABOUT THE ASK ABOUT THE TYPES OF FANFICS, I WAS MENT TO SEND THAT TO ONE OF MY FRIEND 😭

HAHLKFDSJFDSJLK LMFAO YOU'RE ALL GOOD ANON 🙏🙏🙏 I don't have to post the ask if you don't want me to, I'll just address it here teehee

NAH BUT YOU RIGHT THO, I READ IT THIS MORNING (couldn't respond cause i had class) AND WAS CRYING CAUSE EVERYTHING WAS ABSOLUTELY CORRECT AND IT MAKES ME SAD

Like hahlkfdklfdjs WE NEED MORE FRANK/JULIE FICS!!! PLS!!! Also people need to 👏 STOP 👏 CROSSTAGGING 👏

If I look up "Frank/Julie" shit, I DONT WANT THIS GH*STFRANK BULLSHIT GET IT OUTTA HERE >:( Like on god I just hate crosstaggers, I don't get why you have to do that shit ??? Like do you really think someone that's looking a certain thing up wants whatever you made? Good lord, grinds my gears

I won't go into this much, but I heavily dislike x Reader fics as well :/ Ik a lot of em are very self indulgent n shit, but most of the time they're either written v weirdly or I just cannot connect to Y/N at all that it takes me out of it entirely 💀💀💀 Also I just can't get behind Killer x Reader fics, but that's just cause I hate Killer x Survivor as well, so they tend to mush into one for me

I honestly just don't bother looking for fics or fanart anymore and just pray I stumble upon something, cause I just find the opposite of what I want (aka Frank/Susie, another discomfort ship of mine, and Gh*stfrank) :( Its such a delight when I actually manage to find Frank/Julie art, makes my day every damn time <3 And Joey/Susie, but I find that a lot more often in terms of fanart

God and finding SFW shit is hard as well :( Like I don't mind N$FW existing, I know it's out there and I can handle very ***MILD*** shit (PG13 basically), but I'm ace as fuck and don't wanna read/see it pls and thanks 😋

I've said this a lot, but istg one of these days I'll start writing a fic !!! Even if its just a oneshot or two, I need to help out my fellow Frank/Julie sillies! I gotta spread the propaganda !!! I get stupid insecure about my character writing, its not the best part about my writing, but considering the fact that we have basically nothing to go off of character wise besides a lil bit in Julie's tome, I think I'm good 😭 Don't think I can mischaracterize them much considering there's very little there LMAO

[centifoliapunk]

callout post: @fungaldeity is gay

[manjiroro]

tumbkr is fucking homophobic to me im trying to post my other ss of tr 252 but i CANNOT

[err0r505]

Damn bro are you made of Gallium and Yttrium cause you’re pretty GaY

[finxwing]

Best video this side of the Arctic cercal

Sorce @TheRobotcat113 on tiky of the toc

[mudzsoup]

too many bots with hot women as their profile pictures following me lately!

[verflares]

meteorologists report sky just a little bluer today, and it's because skyloft residents link and zelda are in love :)

[thaparasite]

happe gay month for yall gay peps

be gay or smth

[sotc]

🥴 im feelin normal about minthara with a shorter cut

[kanakori]

the way this fag didnt even try to look away from what he thought was his best friend getting that sloppy toppy

the second gif,,,,.... please ,....

[lotus-pear]

teen skk being a menace to society (and each other) is my fav flavor of them

[reds-skull]

Can't believe I had to google "rare puns" for this comic

[napping-sapphic]

Women are so attractive actually i love women so much it’s actually insane

[inkskinned]

you're grabbing lunch with a nice man and he gives you that strange grimace-smile that's popular right now; an almost sardonic "twist" of his mouth while he looks literally down on you. it looks like he practiced the move as he leans back, arms folded. he just finished reciting the details of NFTs to you and explaining Oppenheimer even though he only watched a youtube about it and hasn't actually seen it. you are at the bottom of your wine glass.

you ask the man across from you if he has siblings, desperately looking for a topic. literally anything else.

he says i don't like small talk. and then he smiles again, watching you.

a few years ago, you probably would have said you're above celebrity gossip, but honestly, you've been kind of enjoying the dumb shit of it these days. with the rest of the earth burning, there's something familiar and banal about dragging ariana grande through the mud. you think about jeanette mccurdy, who has often times gently warned the world she's not as nice as she appears. you liked i'm glad my mom died but it made you cry a lot.

he doesn't like small talk, figure out something to say.

you want to talk about responsibility, and how ariana grande is only like 6 days older than you are - which means she just turned 30 and still dresses and acts like a 13 year old, but like sexy. there's something in there about the whole thing - about insecurity, and never growing up, and being sexualized from a young age.

people have been saying that gay people are groomers. like, that's something that's come back into the public. you have even said yourself that it's just ... easier to date men sometimes. you would identify as whatever the opposite of "heteroflexible" is, but here you are again, across from a man. you like every woman, and 3 people on tv. and not this guy. but you're trying. your mother is worried about you. she thinks it's not okay you're single. and honestly this guy was better before you met, back when you were just texting.

wait, shit. are you doing the same thing as ariana grande? are you looking for male validation in order to appease some internalized promise of heteronormativity? do you conform to the idea that your happiness must result in heterosexuality? do you believe that you can resolve your internal loneliness by being accepted into the patriarchy? is there a reason dating men is easier? why are you so scared of fucking it up with women? why don't you reach out to more of them? you have a good sense of humor and a big ol' brain, you could have done a better job at online dating.

also. jesus christ. why can't you just get a drink with somebody without your internal feminism meter pinging. although - in your favor (and judgement aside) in the case of your ariana grande deposition: you have been in enough therapy you probably wouldn't date anyone who had just broken up with their wife of many years (and who has a young child). you'd be like - maybe take some personal time before you begin this journey. like, grande has been on broadway, you'd think she would have heard of the plot of hamlet.

he leans forward and taps two fingers to the table. "i'm not, like an andrew tate guy," he's saying, "but i do think partnership is about two people knowing their place. i like order."

you knew it was going to be hard. being non-straight in any particular way is like, always hard. these days you kind of like answering the question what's your sexuality? with a shrug and a smile - it's fine - is your most common response. like they asked you how your life is going and not to reveal your identity. you like not being straight. you like kissing girls. some days you know you're into men, and sometimes you're sitting across from a man, and you're thinking about the power of compulsory heterosexuality. are you into men, or are you just into the safety that comes from being seen with them? after all, everyone knows you're failing in life unless you have a husband. it almost feels like a gradebook - people see "straight married" as being "all A's", and anything else even vaguely noncompliant as being ... like you dropped out of the school system. you cannot just ignore years of that kind of conditioning, of course you like attention from men.

"so let's talk boundaries." he orders more wine for you, gesturing with one hand like he's rousing an orchestra. sir, this is a fucking chain restaurant. "I am not gonna date someone who still has male friends. also, i don't care about your little friends, i care about me. whatever stupid girls night things - those are lower priority. if i want you there, you're there."

he wasn't like this over text, right? you wouldn't have been even in the building if he was like this. you squint at him. in another version of yourself, you'd be running. you'd just get up and go. that's what happens on the internet - people get annoyed, and they just leave. you are locked in place, almost frozen. you need to go to the bathroom and text someone to call you so you have an excuse, like it's rude to just-leave. like he already kind of owns you. rudeness implies a power paradigm, though. see, even your social anxiety allows the patriarchy to get to you.

you take a sip of the new glass of wine. maybe this will be a funny story. maybe you can write about it on your blog. maybe you can meet ariana grande and ask her if she just maybe needs to take some time to sit and think about her happiness and how she measures her own success.

is this settling down? is this all that's left in your dating pool? just accepting that someone will eventually love you, and you have to stop being picky about who "makes" you a wife?

you look down to your hand, clutching the knife.

[petricorah]

i think korra would really like climbing [ids in alt]