#im making SOUP it's going to take TIME im hungry NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

[serkonans]

the fact that I prepared the ingredients. I put them into a vessel. I turned on heat. and they must now just sit there and WAIT???????? when I want to eat them NOW????????

[bonefall]

bones im doing the math and a stellers jay cooked properly can feed like four cats. no wonder clan cats have so many rules about prey distribution birds are so full of nutrition you can just coast on it. bones i did the math and if they take down an eagle they could feed like a hundred cats oh god boar meat is so worth it isnt it

EDIT: Boar math update

The average male boar is 440 pounds, which is 200 kilograms, 200,000 g x 5 = 1 million calories.

That will feed an entire Clan for months. All through the three months of winter. Boar meat is sososososo worth it, it's INSANE. ThunderClan should actually be The Fat Clan, these guys are partaking of the sweet fat of the hog and absolutely rolling in extra calories.

(This is actually why I draw a lot of my ThunderClan cats with bellies, like Lionblaze. This man finds himself in the path of food because his Clan has lots to offer lmao)

^ Lionblaze the first day Willowpelt took him on as a secondary apprentice

Ducks are a REALLY good target for Clans, also. Average mallard drake is 3.5 pounds, 1.5 kilos, 9,000 calories. One duck feeds the entire Clan for a day.

I will say though, EXTRA knowledge; remember that calories don't necessarily satiate hunger! A lot of factors do, but you can summarize them with weight in the context of cats. My cat's usually full around 85 grams, but I know some cats who can hoover a big can of food in a single sitting.

(long answer: protein, fiber, thickness, if you had a drink beforehand, eating slowly, etc. But we're talking about prey meat here)

So your stellar's jay example is usually about 100 to 120 grams (though since my guys are in England, they wouldn't encounter those), which would basically be a meal two cats share. If that's breakfast they'll have hit all their calories for the day, but they'll still feel hungry for lunch and dinner.

This is why soups are so cool btw. This was a soup post all along. It's soupaganda time

Not only do you get that boost from cooking the meat here, but the value is more evenly distributed through the whole dish, the weight of the broth languishes in the stomach to make you feel full, AND ALSO IT'S A CLEAN SOURCE OF HYDRATION. You BOILED the water and didn't even think about it. That 120g prey item is now nutrition for 3 cats, a whole meal for 6, plus an easy way to get more water into sick warriors who may not feel like eating.

Get yourself some mushrooms, a couple pieces of prey, whatever leftovers that would otherwise go to waste, and BAM you've got your whole Clan stuffed and happy, even if they didn't manage to hit the caloric minimum of the day.

[darkbluekies]

☁️ hi im back LOL hope im not being too much of a bother or something. can we have random dr kry headcanons... it can literally be anything like what he eats at lunch or maybe what he does when his darling's asleep!

[Haha, of course you're not!! I haven't done a headcanon before, but I've been looking around for inspiration so I hope this is good <3]

Dr Kry headcanon: normal day

yandere!doctor x reader

Warnings: mentions of drugs

Dr Kry doesn't sleep much because he needs to keep an eye on you 24/7.

He most likely definitely has a caffeine addiction to make up for his lack of sleep.

Dr Kry lives in the hospital's dormitory to stay close to you, just in case something would happen for you to need him.

When he gets himself ready for work at 4am in his dimly lit room, his thoughts consist of you.

He gets himself a black coffee and makes his way up to your room.

He reaches your room at 4:25am and unlocks your door quietly.

Dr Kry takes his daily look at your air purifier to make sure it's not generating too much and has bought a little stick that shows him how toxic your air really is — he can't let your air kill you.

You usually wake up at 5am thanks to how badly you are feeling.

Dr Kry is right by your side when you wake up, sitting on the side of your bed with his coffee in his hands.

He leaves you for ten minutes to get you some breakfast from the cafeteria.

Whatever you don't eat, he takes — not because he's hungry (the coffee has ruined his appetite by now) but because your saliva is on the food.

He sits with you until lunch time, passing time by playing games, reading, watching movies and taking some tests on your vitals.

The times he has to look after other patients make him pissed, but he can't say anything about it in case he wants to keep his job.

Around 12pm, he brings you and himself some food — you get tomato soup and bread and he gets himself a chicken salad.

You take a nap after lunch and he takes the chance to go to the hospital's gym.

Dr Kry is a pretty buff guy although he doesn't eat much, he makes up for it with protein bars and shakes.

When the sweat is dripping down into his eyes, he stops and goes to take a shower.

Usually, he takes care of another patient before you wake up.

But when you do wake up, you better be ready for his undivided attention.

At 6pm, he brings you both dinner — you get the same thing: some kind of meat (or subsitute if you're vegetarian/vegan) and potatoes with vegetables.

Whatever you don't eat, he does.

You usually go to bed early since your body is weak and everything in your body hurts — usually between 8pm and 10pm.

When you've fallen asleep, Dr Kry leaves your room again to check up on some work that he misses out on by babysitting you.

When the clock strikes midnight, he walks up to you to check on his wonderful darling one last time before making his way down to the dormitory again.

He can't wait until he gets to see you again in a few hours.

[otgo-brooklyn]

Big Brother Slider, the true Mom Friend™

So we all have that friend, who is 100% the mom friend. And listen, are both Slider and Ice little shits of their own devices? Yes, but i'd say that Ice can be a solid Mom friend, when needed. BUT, when with Slider it just goes out of the window, and pair that with Big Brother!Slider, and you have one hell of a head cannon there.

Every time that they go to the bar, Slider doesn't even leave Ice's side, guards his drink like a feral dog, and rounds Ice up when it's time to go home

Stops Ice from having fun recklessly endangering himself

Once at the bar Ice was on his 5th Whiskey sour before a table sent over 3 shots of tequila, Ice smiled and brought one up to toast, and using his mom senses common sense, Slider abandons his chat with Goose and is at Ice's side in about 3.5 seconds saying "no no no no" takes the shots and whiskey sours out of his hand and drags Ice home

Nearly had an aneurism when he found out Ice let someone else (Goose) drive him somewhere

"YOU LET SOMEONE DRIVE YOU? WHAT IF THEY WERE TRYING TO KIDNAP YOU? KIDNAP THEN KILL YOU!? YOU KNOW PEOPLE HAVE A THING FOR YOUNG BLONDES" "WE WERE BOTH GOING BACK TO BASE, AND IM 24" "SO?? YOU'RE PRACTICALLY A BABY" "IT WAS GOOSE! AND YOU'RE ONLY A COUPLE YEARS OLDER THAN ME" "AND?? HE HAS A MUSTACHE! YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU'D TRUST SOMEONE WITH A MUSTACHE??" "YOU WERE IN THE CAR WITH ME!" "SO??"

Slider always, ALWAYS has snacks and Capri-Suns on his person incase Ice gets hungry

It's like clockwork, every time Ice starts to get hungry, hangry, cranky etc. Slider is there handing over a Capri-Sun and some carrot sticks or apple slices

"Well maybe if you didn-" Ice starts before being interrupted by Slider shoving an apple slice into his mouth mid sentence, and stopping what seems to be the next arguing match between him and Maverick in it's tracks. Ice just glowers at Slider with a pout and starts chewing on his apple slice. "I told you not to skip breakfast, now you're gonna be cranky" "Bite m-" and once more Ice is silenced with an apple slice, as Goose and Mav along with the rest of the flyboys watch on in fascinated horror as Ice's temper is swiftly and expertly derailed by Slider and his apple slices. When they're finished Slider promptly procured a Capri-Sun from somewhere and quickly shoved it within Ice's hands before he had a chance to protest. "No" Ice said looking at Slider "Drink it" "No" "Ice" "I don't want to, so im not" "Toma Mikhailovich so help me god" Slider starts, pinching the bridge of his nose, and Ice just huffs and starts to drink. The flyboys never recovered from this.

Once when filing paperwork Ice got a paper cut, as people do, and the cut is small but the tiniest, tiniest, itty bitty drop of blood wells forward and Slider already has a portable First Aid kit spread out on the desk, Neosporin on a bandaid before being wrapped around Ice's finger and Ice doesn't even blink

It's a whole 10 second ordeal and they just continue on with their lives like nothing happened

Ice coughed once after accidentally being caught out in the rain and Slider straight up commandeers the kitchen to make more soup than Ice could ever possibly consume fully convinced Ice is coming down with something

Admittedly, Ice did in fact get the flu, but Slider was too concerned to say "I told you so"

Despite everything, Slider and Ice (platonically) love each other, and Slider is 100% the mom friend between the two of them

If I forgot anything feel free to tell me!

[karolinevassalor]

Anything for you. Pantalone x Reader

Warning: Mention of cheating, false accusation, theft, imprisoment, starvation,preg!reader, cheater! Kaeya,

Ie: for the people who love Kaeya. I also love him, one of my favorite playable char, but i want to try him this kind of situation.

It was a rainy night in Liyue. Everyone is either their home or one of the city inns. Just  a few, mostly homeless people who remained outside in the cold weather. One of them, a young woman silently cried and gently patted her stomach.

-I know love you hungry…so i…but don't worry…mother will get you food somehow…somehow…- her tears became in one with the raindrops what fell from the little rag what she managed to get from the back alleys. She collected a little water to drink in her free hand, but it just make her stomach grumble more.

-Im sorry baby…im sorry…- She sobbed and slowly stand up, stumbled over the road , but a moment later someone caught her and shortly after a heavy dark jacket landed on her back. She heard a  calm male voice. 

-Oh my…It's too cold out here darling. You’ll catch a cold if you…- She looked up to where the voice and the jacket came from. By the archons. It was a handsome man with luscious long black hair and glasses.

-I-im sorry sir. I did not want…- she tried to move away, but he gently grabbed her shoulder and with another hand he moved her face to front of his.

-My, you look really weak darlin’. You eat something today?- Maybe she just imagined but his voice was surprisingly concerned just as his eyes. After his question she started to cry even more. The young woman's trembling lips are not open for answer. He quickly pulled his hand from her face and lifted her in bridal style. 

You need to go to a doctor. Lets go.

Later, in the clinic.

“This cant be real. Why he helped me?” She thought as she slowly gulped the warm soup what the nurse gave her earlier.

The doctor and a man who brought her there  talked not far from her.

Thank you kind sir for bringing her in time. She was seriously malnourished and her fever almost get worse. It was deadly to both her and the baby.

…Understand. Thank you doctor. - The raven haired man looked at the woman. - May I ask for some minutes of privacy with her after you finish the necessary checks?

Of course. I just finished the papers.  Take your time. - And then he left the room. The other man grabbed a chair and sit next to bed.

I'm sorry for the vulgarity, i'm not even introduced myself to you. Name is Pantalone. May i ask yours? - She just put the empty bowl on the counter and bowed her head. She weakly told her name. Pantalone let out a worried sigh.

Beautiful name. So, you’re not from Liyue?

I'm from Mondstadt. I was from there.

And may i ask what happened to you in this condition?

…I did not know either. - She muttered and grabbed the  bedsheet. Pantalone raised a brow, but before he opened his mouth, she continued- Just one month ago I was in the middle of the preparation of my wedding with my fiance and the next moment i was accused for stealing relic from the temple.

You did that?

Of course not! - she cried out. - I would never do such a thing! And turn out…that said relic was not even stolen from.

Hooh? Then what happened? - She gripped the sheets with more force, he put his hand on hers to ease her a little bit.

My own fiance, who is one the knight of Favonius, came to arrest me. They put me in the jail without a trial.

Thats kinda suspicious.

At first i dod not understand either, but later i found out.

??

The two guards who  was on night patrol talked about how Kaeya already moved another woman in our house and tomorrow they will get me out of the town to ‘put another place’. They don't even cared about i heard them.

Now you safe darlin’.- Pantalone gently moved his hand toward hers.- They dont hurt you anymore.

But why? - she cried. - Why did he did this to me?! I was his fiance! With his child! He told me to get married earlier! 

He did not think about it seriously. He did not care about you and the baby at all. - He said the with a cold tone. She froze from his words. Then she let out a sigh and a weak smile toward Pantalone.

Thank you, for saying this…Maybe i …i just want to hear what i tought. - His face are softened after her sudden comment and start to caress her hands with this tumb.

Tomorrow i need to travel to Inazuma. Would you mind to accompany to me on this journey?

…Why did you care about me, Mr Pantalone? - She asked weakly.

Because i know the feeling when you been left all alone without any hope. I don't want you to feel that anymore.

…Thank you.

6 Years later, Mondstadt

Around noon, a big fancy carriage arrived to the town. Folks gathered around it, and when the door opened 3 young children jump out from it, all boys. After them a tall male with an expensive looking dress came out and reached his hand toward a woman, who also wore a beautiful dress but also covered her face with a silvery colored vail.

Boys, dont run so far. Wait for me and your mother.- He hold her hand and they start to go after the children. Everyone looked at confusion the faces, the knight, the restaurant owner and even Mondstadt  most wealthies man, Diluc came into their view. And he did not like what he saw at all. As they make a stroll over the stairs, one of the guard stop their way upstairs.

Im sorry sir, but this is way is restricted. Military personel only.

Oh, dont mind good sir - Pantalone smiled as the boys hid behind him and their mother. - I was just here to talk with lady Jean.

And may i know what interest?

It really nothing..- Now he slightly opened his eyes, showed a more menacing side of his - i wanted to talk about her how much this city cost? I want to buy it.

To be continue…

[justwannalookprettyy]

𝓃𝑒𝓌 𝒶𝓃𝒶 𝓇𝓊𝓁𝑒𝓈 !!

disclaimer!! these are MY rules. u can use them if u want by all means, but just know fasting is easier than restricting 4 me and different things work for everyone <3

i was gonna apply these on monday but how am i gonna take accountability if i keep shoving it off... ah shit here we go again💀

🎀 𝒻𝒶𝓈𝓉 𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝒶𝓉 𝓁𝑒𝒶𝓈𝓉 𝟧 𝒹𝒶𝓎𝓈 𝑜𝓊𝓉 𝑜𝒻 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓌𝑒𝑒𝓀

🎀 𝟣,𝟢𝟢𝟢 𝓌𝑒𝑒𝓀𝓁𝓎 𝒸𝒶𝓁 𝓁𝒾𝓂𝒾𝓉

🎀 𝓃𝑜 𝒷𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓀𝒻𝒶𝓈𝓉

🎀 𝒶𝓉 𝓁𝑒𝒶𝓈𝓉 𝒶 𝟧 𝓂𝒾𝓃 𝓌𝑜𝓇𝓀𝑜𝓊𝓉 (𝓌𝒶𝓁𝓀𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒸𝑜𝓊𝓃𝓉𝓈)

🎀 𝒶𝓁𝓁𝑜𝓌𝑒𝒹 𝓉𝑜 𝒷𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓀 𝒻𝒶𝓈𝓉 𝒾𝒻 𝒾 𝒻𝑒𝑒𝓁 𝓁𝒾𝓀𝑒 𝒾'𝓂 𝒶𝒷𝑜𝓊𝓉 𝓉𝑜 𝒻𝒶𝒾𝓃𝓉

🎀 𝟣𝟢 𝒸𝒶𝓁𝓈 𝑜𝓋𝑒𝓇 𝒸𝒶𝓁 𝓁𝒾𝓂𝒾𝓉 = 𝟣 𝒽𝓇 𝒻𝒶𝓈𝓉

🎀 𝑜𝓃𝓁𝓎 𝑒𝒶𝓉 𝑜𝓃 𝓌𝑒𝑒𝓀𝑒𝓃𝒹𝓈

🎀 𝓃𝑜 𝒹𝒾𝑒𝓉 𝒹𝓇𝒾𝓃𝓀𝓈 𝑜𝓃 𝓃𝑜𝓃-𝒻𝒶𝓈𝓉 𝒹𝒶𝓎𝓈

🎀 𝒶𝒾𝓂 𝓉𝑜 𝑒𝒶𝓉 𝟥𝟧𝟢 𝒸𝒶𝓁𝓈 𝑜𝓃 𝒹𝒶𝓎𝓈 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒹𝑜 𝑒𝒶𝓉, 𝒷𝓊𝓉 𝟨𝟢𝟢 𝓅𝑒𝓇 𝒹𝒶𝓎 𝒾𝓈 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒶𝒷𝓈𝑜𝓁𝓊𝓉𝑒 𝓂𝒶𝓍

🎀 𝓇𝑒𝓂𝑒𝓂𝒷𝑒𝓇 𝓉𝑜 𝓃𝑜𝓉 𝒷𝑒 𝒶𝓃 𝒶𝓈𝓈 𝓉𝑜 𝓅𝓅𝓁 𝒶𝓇𝑜𝓊𝓃𝒹 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒿𝓊𝓈𝓉 𝒸𝓊𝓏 𝓎𝑜𝓊'𝓇𝑒 𝓇𝑒𝓈𝓉𝓇𝒾𝒸𝓉𝒾𝓃𝑔..

tips, binge control, safe foods, etc.. below the cut

𝒮𝑜𝓂𝑒𝑜𝓃𝑒 𝒶𝓈𝓀𝑒𝒹 𝓌𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒶𝓉𝑒?

remember to look at things in your house that you can easily fake eat :) for example i can do sandwiches since my family eats bread a lot, they wont notice im not using any

breakfast foods: yogurt, toast, bread and jelly, pb sammy, fried egg, scrambled egg, cereal, oatmeal

lunch foods: sammy, tuna salad, tuna packet, tortilla, burrito, leftovers, soup

dinner foods: leftovers, konjac noodles, soup, tortilla, burrito, salad, pasta

𝑒𝓍𝒸𝓊𝓈𝑒𝓈

"i ate earlier"

"i was just about to get something"

"im not hungry, ill have something later"

"i just brushed my teeth"

"i have a stomach ache"

"my teeth are sore" (works for braces + invisalign)

"i didnt really like what you made so ill make myself something later"

"im chewing gum right now"

"i will after _" (long task, like cleaning ur room, painting, taking a shower)

"i have a stomach bug right now, eating isnt a good idea"

"that food will probably upset my stomach" (can u guys tell i have a sensitive stomach...)

"i ate a big meal earlier"

"i already had some of that earlier"

"i snacked a lot earlier, so right now im not hungry"

"i ate while i was out, so im still full from that"

(if push comes to shove, you can always just pretend to eat it and hide the food in ur pocket...)

𝓈𝒶𝒻𝑒 𝒻𝑜𝑜𝒹𝓈 (𝓂𝑜𝓇𝑒 𝓌𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝒷𝑒 𝒶𝒹𝒹𝑒𝒹 𝒶𝓈 𝒾 𝓇𝑒𝓂𝑒𝓂𝒷𝑒𝓇)

my serving size; listed serving size ~ sf = sugar free ~ all cals rounded up

(this list excludes conventional safe foods, e.g. strawberries, lettuce, egg whites, yada yada...)

lucky charms: 35 per 1/4th cup; 110 per 3/4th cup

laughing cow cheese: 25 per one wedge

fettucine miracle noodles (js konjac noodles): 10; 5

bell peppers: 15; 33

walden farms dressing: 0

tuna packets: 20; 60-110

keto tortillas: 25-70

ham slices: 35

yogurt: 20 per 1/4th cup; 70 per 3/4th cup

fudgsicle pops: 40 per 1

sf gum: 0 (gum cals dont count ill fucking fight you on this)

hot sauce: 0

soy sauce reduced sodium: 2 per tsp; 5 per tbsp

sf coffee syrups: 0

𝒻𝑒𝑒𝓁 𝓁𝒾𝓀𝑒 𝒷𝒾𝓃𝑔𝒾𝓃𝑔? (𝒿𝓈 𝟦 𝓂𝑒, 𝒾𝓂 𝑜𝓃𝓁𝓎 𝓉𝒶𝓁𝓀𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓉𝑜 𝓂𝓎𝓈𝑒𝓁𝒻, 𝓃𝑜 𝑜𝓃𝑒 𝑒𝓁𝓈𝑒 !!)

ft. meanspo???????????

look at thinspo

go watch mean girls

look at megan fox

scroll on pinterest for 15 mins

maladaptive daydream

look at moldy food

drink water until you think you're about to vomit

throw on a playlist and pace around

workout

scream sing the lyrics to hope is the thing with feathers (stuck in my head for the past 4 days D: ITS NOT EVEN THAT GOOD?? IT LITERALLY SOUNDS LIKE CHURCH POP OR WTVER. IDK WHY I LOVE IT SM.)

r/edanonymemes

r/edanonymous

r/shittyrestrictionfood

r/deppressionmeals

look at grosspo

smell vinegar

look up pics of moldy food and imagine eating it

remember the chunky milk you accidentally drank... the one fucking time i have regular milk istg. my 13th reason why

play wuwa ("b-but theres nothing to do!!" yeah how bout u go finish the main story line n ur 13 side quests???)

play hsr (same thing w wuwa. dont feel like spamming space bar? farm for firefly then :D)

play genshin (yeah you can skip this one. i dont wanna play navias story quest either.)

paint your nails

watch a movie

watch a movie with your mom

affirmations

shitpost on tumblr

think about eating bugs

dig your newly painted nails into your skin until you bleed

crochet

sew

draw

paint

resin

make bracelets

practice piano

clean ur room (ik that shelf is dirty girl go tidy it up)

fold your clothes

organize your closet (not blaming u if u skip this frfr i dont wanna clean either)

yt

tv shows

shave

take an everything shower!!

make some tea

pour sparkling water over ice (so fancy ik)

cuddle with your stuffed animals and cry yourself to sleep. its probably 3 am when ur reading this. go to bed.

cai?!?!?!?!???!???! (not me outing myself rn nobody better be fucking reading this my god im cringing so hard)

jack off or smth idk

msg ur irl friends ik youve been ignoring them,,

live laugh love huohuos signature lc. go look at that. (shes literally like 11>????)

take a walk through the neighborhood

bedrot

remember the cutesy "im literally starving myself to death >.<" ahh aesthetic u want so bad

??? just say no? binges can not legally happen without your consent

whore literally just keep fasting and dont binge its actually not that hard

𝓈𝓉𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝒽𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝒸𝓇𝒶𝓋𝒾𝓃𝑔𝓈?

that's okay, you can eat. just remember this is why you aren't 77lbs yet :))

ty for reading!! idk how you sat thru that but congrats!! yay!!! ur finally done reading all my bs!!!!

[lordjimp]

What I think the vanillia FO4 companions eat on a normal day.

“fanfiction-y headcannons i sscratched out this morning. Lol idk when the sun rises in america so this might be completely weird and off. Sun rises 5:30 or 6 where i am. i suppose it shouldn’t matter too much tho. im not a writer, i was just possessed this morning so please dont take this too seriously, thx.”

Warning! 

Some companions I headcanon as having some poor (but pretty normal) eating habits (eg; forgetting to eat, not eating for long periods of time in the day, substituting not-meals for meals, or eating habits that are synonimous with depression or other mental illnesses). If in general topics about eating habits make you uncomfortable, best to skip this one. 

Codsworth:[read first]

Breakfast(8:00am)-when sole is around, he would naturally cook for them. Some friends (and settlers) started joining Sole for tea some days, which slowly turned into him cooking pretty much every day. Breakfast is always coffee, fried eggs,fresh fruit, and grilled meat if they have it.

Lunch(12:00pm)- spends the first half of day running around getting ingredients, will go out hunting if he has to. He has lots of different michelin star recipes in his code, but he has to get creative with what he has. If your not showing up to lunch you better tell him, he’ll be really upset if you usually come but decided to flake off that day.

Dinner(7:00pm)- starch, meat, veg, and carb. The time of the day where. Shit. gets. Real. expect no less than beef wellington, or an apocalyptic adjacent wellington. it also means bad table manners will not be tolerated. You get amazing free food, but if you put your elbows on the table or get unruly, codsworth is gonna whir around and bonk you on the head with his metal claw.

Cait:

breakfast(10:00am)- wakes up too late to have what codsworth cooks. And girl is hungry. No such thing as breakfast ick with her. One 4 egg omelet, salted, and a coffee. 

lunch(12:00pm)- 2 servings of whatever codsworth makes. If she can help it, she will not cook. Not a huge fan of mirelurk if there's any.

dinner(7:00pm)- starch and meat, she doesn't care about anything else on the table. Despite drinking, she is surprisingly well behaved. The fights start after dinner is over though.

Curie:

breakfast(5:00am)-tea, extra sugar

snack/lunch(12:30pm)-she usually forgets. it's hard trying to read her new body, especially when she can get so consumed by her study. Codsworth usually brings her something to eat or tries to tear her away from her work. He doesn’t mind seeking her out since shes always so polite.

Dinner(10:30pm)- steps out of her chair to stretch for the first time in hours only to realize she's on the verge of fainting- oops. It annoys her since she knows exactly what would constitute a perfect diet, but just can't perform it. Has a serving of dried muit fruit and something canned. Not technically a vegetarian, but she does avoid meat. 

Danse(post brotherhood):

Breakfast(4:30am)- 3 boiled eggs (destroying the egg supply #3) and a ‘black’ coffee (extra extra sugar shhhh). After he goes on his morning jog and then workout, he’ll go on until basically lunch if he has nothing to do.

Lunch(12:00pm)- always joins for codsworth’s lunch, he can get a little ‘homesick’ about the BOS. and eating at the exact time every day with everyone at the same table gives him back a little bit of that routine he was so used to in the brotherhood.

dinner(7:00pm)- same goes for dinner, routine is his best friend. He also just wants to eat with his best friend, Sole. Nobody else really, well… talks to him… I laugh but it's kind of very sad.

Macready: 

Breakfast(9:00am)- used to eat fresh muit fruit every morning, but for unknown reasons now muit fruit gives him the ick. Now he usually has Canned soup, tomato is his favorite.

lunch(12:00pm)- yes he's showing up for free food, but hes not close with everyone at the table so he is kinda quiet and standoffish during lunch.

dinner(7:00pm)- he’ll go if he's in the mood, but its alot of people and with Codsworth always breathing down his back about his manners, the vibe at dinner just really pisses him off. so it really depends if he's up for it. If he isn't, there is usually somebody else who didn’t go making stew or something around he can mooch off. He’ll also eat something sweet after, religiously believes in dessert.

Preston:

breakfast(8:00am)- eats breakfast with the sole survivor every day. Breakfast it's a good time to do a morning briefing. Coffee addict btw

Lunch(12:00pm)- he honestly wouldn't eat lunch if it wasn’t for codsworth. He gets so anxious and kinda spirals in his head. As the day goes on he’ll either just forget or not really have the appetite to eat. Eating with people also makes him feel much more relaxed, and he’ll have an easier time having an appetite.

dinner(7:00pm)- gets paranoid that the spread is an improper use of resources, and takes it up with codsworth at times. Codsworth defends that he gets everything himself and none of the food is ever wasted, but then Preston says something about corn beef being a more sustainable use of food and gets kicked out of dinner for being problematic (problem? Corn beef is the worst.) (piper; first time?). Everybody’s mouths were too full to disagree with codsworth. 

Piper:

breakfast(5:30am)- cigarette. Wow, she's so french /j

snack(??:??)- snacks on gumdrops and lollipops constantly throughout the whole day. When she eats natural sugars she feels                   n o t h i n g

dinner(9:00pm)- she eats way later because she's always bouncing around and its hard for Piper to center herself to sit down and eat. she’d go eat what Codsworth cooks, but he usually kicks her out. It's like the fact that he gets up and arms about things at dinner makes her want to act up. Whatever, she's having blamco and some dandy boys.

Deacon:

snack(9:30am)- his diet is inconsistent and random. Hes actually already been up and down since one, the first thing he has is a handful of potato chips.

lunch??(12:00pm)- if he's up for it, he’ll show up to lunch. But, he barely eats anything. Mostly has a bit a coffee which he still doesnt finish. Dogmeat sits in front of him the whole time under the table getting pats and fed. Then he leaves before anyone is done eating.

snack(2:00pm)- finds someone else having lunch and picks off their food while they aren't looking

snack(8:00pm)- rest of the potato chips- he acquired salsa.

dinner??(10:00pm)- has a few beers and a bit of fruit. Maybe. He's probably just gonna drink. To wrap up, he’s a serial snacker.

Dogmeat

snack(5:00am)- dug up bone from dinner a few days ago.

snack(9:00am)- no bad guys, all is well. Back to the bone.

lunch(12:00pm)- will circle around the lunch table and give everyone puppy eyes. If he’s there, stays by deacon, easy gains.

dinner(7:30pm)- fed dinner leftovers or dog food by either preston or sole. dogs arn’t allowed at dinner apparently, so no shaking down his friends for food ,’( 

Hancock

breakfast(2:00pm)- wakes up after lunch and immediately goes to Codsworth to ask for leftovers. If there are leftovers, hell make some weird cold leftover sandwich. If not, he's happy with canned beans.

snack(4:00pm)- Snack cake, courtesy of Danse. Well, like- STOLEN from Danse.

snack(6:30pm)- Bourbon, hey it's 5pm somewhere. Heh. what? It is 5pm?

dinner(7:00pm)- attends dinner. Great food, great company. Nowhere else he’d rather be. *gets kicked out*

snacks??(12:30am)- wanders into Danses room drunk and/or high, wakes Danse and Hancock gets caught snooping through his fancy lad stash. Danse hated that, and he won't let him live it down until he repays him back. What? He's serious about his lads, stop laughing.

Nick

breakfast(5:30am)- has a smoke with piper. Same spot every morning. Piper talks shit the whole time.

breakfast(8:00)- usually just pops in to see everyone, but if he stays, codsworth will pour him a black coffee. It doesn't do anything for him obviously, but it feels nice to just sit and have breakfast with friends 

dinner(7:00pm)- I like the theory that the reason Nick’s asked by Vadim to drink his moonshine is so he can test the alkaline or ph level, or whatever it was. So he comes to dinner and has a glass of whiskey, and the sensation is almost like he can taste it. Dinner is a nice change of pace. People sitting around a table civilly enjoying good food reminds him of certain happy prewar memories with prewar nick and his family. He's content sitting there with an empty plate just enjoying the conversation. 

X6-88

 dinner(7:00pm)- the others call it his snake meal, it's always exactly 2000 calories (he works it out in his head) and he eats all of it in like 5 minutes. It's actually really disturbing. He shows up first for dinner. Fills his plate with food. And, like an eating competitor, stuffs it all down his throat with a straight face. Then leaves without ever saying a word. X6 says it's so he doesn't have to waste time with allocated eating, but so he’ll still get his required fuel. This is how he's always done it, no one can convince him it is bad or unhealthy because he's so sure it is more efficient.

i forgot strong oops. might do him latr soz

[starfish-sonnyangel]

so bored you might... come out of fanfic retirement? you must be really really bored,,,

squad's favorite terran foods in your hcs?

-from @auroracycle-enjoyer

guess who has two thumbs and is working on this instead of their lit final! 🤗🤗🤗

THANK YOU FOR THE ASK!! again please please ask me things i promise ill respond even if it takes me a couple months lmao!

he squads fav terran foods

ty - 

had a gym rat phase during the academy so for like 3+ years he was literally only considering how much protein a certain food had not how it tasted or anyyyything

seasoning? we dont know her here

if you ask him he’ll probably say salad (he’s lying)

auri introduced him to pizza and he’s hooked

fav is margarita bc he likes to pretend that the basil add some nutritional value

auri

SOUPPP SOUP SOUP

ugh i just need her to curl up with a good book and music and a bowl of soup she deserves it

literally any kind of soup as long as its hot n served with some kinda bread

loves chicken noodle/irish stew/really heavy soups like that bc it reminds her of what her mom used to cook

also egg drop soup, oxtail, lanzhou beef noodles, all the stuff her dad used to make

give her a mug of chicken noodle and some sourdough and she’ll literally love you forever.

its canon from aurora rising that she likes spicy food so i know she loads allll her food up with spice

everyone’s learned to not ask for a bite of her soup if they dont need to give their sinuses a deep cleanse

ty was the first to learn the hard way, snuck a sip of her food secretly and 2 minutes later was curled up on the floor with a box of tissues and a jug of milk

“ty are you cryin-” “IM NOT CRYING SHUT UP MY EYES ARE WATERING”

again, he’s not a big seasoning guy

Scar

any kind of pasta

she got really into making fresh pasta during the academy, bc she obviously needed a hobby to fill up all the time she spent not studying

is lwky a pasta prodigy can lecture you on any type of pasta

her favorite kind is fusilli (“because it’s extra, like me!”)

also a pesto fanatic

goes vegan at least 4 times each year

her current record is 2 weeks

sweet treats!!

fav cake is tirmisu

can always be trusted to have a snack tucked away in her bag

Fin

survives off energy drinks and caf, you wouldn’t really call him a foodie

that being said, he’s a sucker for a good sandwich

clean, compact, won’t get into his suit, tastes good, sandwiches check off all necessary boxes

would sell his suit for a good turkey panini

took him a while to get used to terran food but he is now a confirmed fan

with that being said he cannot cook

once set off the fire alarms across the entire academy after forgetting about a baguette he had toasting in the kitchen

i feel like he'd also be straegly obbsessed with random terran snacks like goldfish and graham crackers

is a FIEND for those yougurt chew things that are for babies

"fin, two go-gurts and a family sized bag of chex mix is not a well-rounded dinner"

looooves those nerd gummy clusters

to be completely honest he'll eat literally anything if he's hungry enough

as previously stated i need to get on my academic grind so ill be completing everyone else soon, just wanted to get this out bc i havent posted in a while

this was so much fun to do, thanks again to @auroracycle-enjoyerfor the ask!

[dcrelated]

Perfect Fall Day

Summary: literally just domestic fluff, enjoy ♡

Jason Todd x fem reader

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It was a cold, rainy autumns day in Gotham. You were in your small, cozy apartment, curled up on your worn leather couch reading a book, wrapped in a fluffy blanket. You had your fall scented candles lit, and you were playing some music for background noise. You had cracked a window or two, wanting to listen to the rain mixing with the busy sounds of the city. The music quietly hums through your apartment.

You were too immersed in your book to hear the door open. Jason walks in quietly. He takes in his surroundings, the warm, orange lighting a beautiful contrast to the misty gray outside. His beautiful girlfriend curled up with a fluffy blanket and book on the couch, soft rock swaying through the air. If heaven exists, this is it. He smiles softly as he makes his way to you. “Hey, gorgeous.” He greets you quietly.

You jump a little, totally caught off guard. “Hey,” you breath out, smiling. “I didn’t know you were coming over.” Jason chuckles, moving to sit next to you. “I wanted to see you, is that so wrong?” He cuddled up next to you, blocking the chilly breeze coming from your window. You smile, returning to you book. “Of course not.”

——————

You and Jason both have your own books now. You’re sat in between his legs as he leans against the arm of the couch. You’ve been like this for an hour or two, enjoying each other’s presence. You put your book down, and lean your head back onto his shoulder.

“Im hungry.” You state, plainly. He chuckles, tabbing the page before setting his book down as well. “And what, pray tell, am I to do about this?” You sigh, dramatically. “Feed me, obviously.” You smile as you kiss his cheek. He hums, unable to hide a bashful smile. “Please, Jay? You’re just so much better at cooking than me.” You’re mostly playing around, but his cooking is much better than yours. He sighs, “fine. But you gotta get up first.” You get up quickly, happy to get your way.

Jason walks over to the kitchen, looking through your fridge and cabinets. “What would you like, my love.” You took some time to think about it. “Grilled cheese and tomato soup, please.”

“You got it, sweetheart.”

——————

Once Jason had finished cooking he brought it out to you in the living room. “Thank you.” You give him a quick kiss, before digging in.

The two of you sat quietly, enjoying the warm meal. After you finished, you curled up next to him as he continued to read his book. You couldn’t help but think about how perfect of a fall day this is. Sure going to a pumpkin patch would also be a good fall day, but this is special in a different way. “I love you.” You say, softly.

Jason gives you kiss on the top of your head. “I love you too.”

——————

It’s kind of short but I hope y’all enjoyed ♡

*requests are still open*

[hirsheyskisses]

Henlo!!

I loved you recent work of Angst-Fluff of asking if the bois still love you, mayhaps you can do the rest of Luxiem 🥺 I really really loved it! 🤍

❝My Love is Only For You❞

ᥫ᭡┆Luca Kaneshiro┆ᥫ᭡

HAHAHA IM BACK. The ending is a bit scuffed but.. i hope you enjoy :)

𖥔 Angst to Fluff °⌜ Summary: You've started to feel.. alone. Whether it be your own scarce mind.. Or maybe.. they.. ⌟°

A/N: AHH. So, I'm only doing one for this post (Luca) but I'll do the rest of the boys soon! But his turned ut to be just a tad longer than intended..

LUCA KANESHIRO

Dating a mafia boss.

Never something you expected to be easy, but also never something you expected to be so difficult.

Gone, for days at a time. Sometimes even weeks. Not a single word would be peeped from Luca during those times, leaving you sick to your stomach with worry. Every room felt empty without his bright smile, his laugh. You felt so cold without his hugs, without his hands to hold.

It wasn't his fault the other mafias were rising up and getting ballsy: he had to put them back in their place. You knew that.

But knowing that didn't make it any easier, especially since this had been going on about 9 months now. Him gone, returning for a few days, and then leaving without a word again. The days he was back, you could tell he was stressed; it's why you never said anything.

You're only human, however.

A human that wants to feel loved, not sick with worry, not constantly on the urge of passing out from exhaustion, and most certainly not sick the way you were.

The stress from the worry had taken it's toll on you. You were, quite literally sick, constantly. With no others to rely on but yourself.

It was, in short, hell.

"(Name), I'm home-"

Speak of the devil. Right as you're in the bathroom vomiting, Luca comes home.

"One m.. one moment!"

You called, taking a moment to ensure nothing else was going to come up, before aggressively brushing your teeth and repeatedly using mouth-wash; it tasted like shit, but it would make the shit taste go away.

As you exited the bathroom, you were greeted by an exhausted Luca Kaneshiro sitting on the couch. He gave you that singular, tired smile, and you moved to sit besides him. "Are you hungry?" Despite your voice being raspy, and tired, Luca himself didn't seem to notice.

"Hmmm.. yeah." Luca nodded, tearing off his fur coat and letting it rest on the edge of the couch: you nodded slowly and turned to the kitchen to make food. You settled for chicken noodle soup and buttered bread: it was easy enough, and would be gentle enough on your stomach, and filling enough for him.

Luca brushed past you as he walked to the fridge: likely to get some cold water. You wanted to ask how his time was- but you'd given up asking long ago. Most times, he wouldn't answer, and when he did, Luca would go into such detail you felt sick to your stomach.

You were dating a killer. A man who had blood on his hands.

Maybe that's what he was doing to you. On purpose. He lured you in with his sunshiney smile, only to kill you slowly. He had your heart, and now, he acted as though your heart was something he could walk upon.

He wanted to kill your spirit.

"Hey.. do you mind if I hop in the shower?" "Go ahead. Dinner should be ready by the time you're out."

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What an odd smell. Smells like sickness..

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By the time Luca got out of the shower, you were putting dinner on the table. He took a very, very long shower.. And when he returned, Luca looked even more tired than he did before.

But that was fine.

Dinner was silent as it always was.

"Tastes good." Luca said after a long while. Your sick heart latched onto those words. "Glad you like it." Luca was quick to pick up on the raspiness in your voice. But it had yet to quite click, that was, until, you shoved your chair back and shot up.

"Excus.. excuseme."

Your voice rushed, Luca shot up with you and followed you. Barely making it to the bathroom before the vomit erupted from you. Luca was panicking, but he had enough sense in him to snatch your hair and hold it back, crouching beside you.

Technically a good call, but emotionally a horrible one.

Hiccuping as your body lost all will to stay upright, you slumped against the bathroom counter. "Nonono- oh god. You're so sick!" Luca gasped, trying to cushion your collapse with his hand whilst also reaching for his phone, dialing the mafia's doctors- he ahd the best of the best, after all. Speaking frantically, he pulled you close. Your heart was quite literally being ripped to shreds. It burned. Tears streamed down your face, coughing, swallowing, trying not to vomit again. His touch was oh so welcomed, yet in this state, you had to get him away.

Hands weakly shoving at his chest, you shook your head. "St.. go. Go.. away.. Luca. Can't.." Can't get you sick, is what you intended to say, but the words were so hard to get out.

And thats when you blacked out.

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Gentle violet eyes were the first thing you saw when you awoke. Luca immediately reached out to you. "(Name)! Oh god.. you're awake!" Mind foggy, all you could think was how nice it felt to finally feel his embrace again. "Yeah.. how long was I out?"

"Three days.. The doctors said-" Luca was going on a long rant about what the doctors told him, explaining everything. But you weren't entirely listening. All you could think of was the one question you'd been asking yourself for months.

"Do you.. love me? Do you even care.. anymore.."

Luca froze. Your words were enough to strike him in the heart. Oh.. Suddenly, all the times he'd left without warning, the times he'd be gone for weeks at a time and return covered in blood..

The coldness he showed you when he returned.

He'd put you through hell.

"O-of course i do!" Luca panicked, pulling you close, not minding that the many chords attached to you were yanked a bit in the process. "I.. I'll always love you."

"I couldnt imagine a world without you.."

He did this. He did this to you. If you'd done the same to him- he'd.. he'd be the same.

Showering you with words, change was quick to come. He'd do his best to warn you when he left, and left much of his work with his co-leader, the most trusted member of his mafia. Within reason, he warned you of everything.

And you both made sure.. every day, to remind eachother that your love is never-ending.

[heartz4wonnie]

lovesick.

jay x reader

authors note- thank you for all the support on my two part “cafe boy” series!! i’m a new writer so all of this is so crazy. love you all!! <33

genre- fluff, established relationship, jay taking care of a very sick and stuffy y/n, one use of the word “shit”

honestly, you were dying without jay. sweating and sore, you wondered how you even got into this condition. but then it hit you.

“jay this is so corny.” you laughed as your smiling boyfriend dragged you out into the rain. “come onnn y/n live a little” you fake a disgusted face “okay, jay you’re really sounding like a hallmark movie right now.” despite your resistance and warnings that one of you could end up sick, you were pulled into the pouring outdoors and into jays arms. you weren’t going to lie. as ‘corny’ as it was, you felt butterflies fluttering in your stomach as jay tucked a strand of wet hair behind your ears. “you’re so pretty y/n”

now, normally you would call jay. you just knew his soup and warmth and overall presence would make you feel so much better. but you knew your boyfriend. if you called him this time, he would be overwhelmed with guilt. you knew he would feel terrible that you were sick because of him and you felt awful thinking about it. so you decided you could survive on your own.

~ having dozed off in bed, you were awoken by the suddenly ringing of your phone. your head immediately started to pound and you struggled to open your eyes as you felt around for your phone. “hello..?” you managed to get out. “love? hey! ..are you okay?” shit. it was jay. “um..” you quickly cleared your throat (which was insanely painful due to the pain in your throat) “im doing just fine, what’s up jay?” there was a few seconds of silence on the other end. “i don’t think you’re okay y/n. you’re sick aren’t you. please be honest.” you heart swelled at his concern but you knew that if you went one more second without him, you’d pass out.

“ok fine. i’m a little sick. ..can you come over?” “of course my love, i’ll be there in a bit.” a little relieved, you told him to drive safe and hung up the phone. resting your head on your pillow you prayed jay wouldn’t blame himself when he got to you.

~

a knock sounded on your front door and you gathered the little amount of energy you had left to open it. you knew it was jay. as the door opens jay rushes in and examines your figure. “oh my god y/n, you said you were ‘a little sick’ this doesn’t look like a little to me.” jay takes a step forward to rest his forehead against yours holding you close. you bask in the moment before he pulls away. “y/n my love you’re burning up.”

“jay it’s okay really. i just want you here with me.” jay frowns and picks you up, carrying you back to bed and gently placing you down, pulling the blanket up to your chin. “you got sick because of me didn’t you.” he says, as he seats himself on the edge of your bed, stroking your hair. there it was, you thought. this is what you were afraid of. “i’m sorry y/n, you warned me. i just wanted to create a special memory for the bo-“ you placed your hand on his, “it’s ok love. we were both out there. im just happy i’m the one who’s sick and not you.”

jay stares at you for a moment before leaning down and kissing your forehead, then your nose, then your cheeks. he mumbled tiny apologies and i love you's in between kisses that scattered all around your face, the last one landing on your lips. “rest ok? i’m gonna go make you soup.”

you pulled his wrist as he turned to leave. “don’t go. please stay.” jay lets out a gentle smile. “you need to eat my love.” you shook your head “i’m not hungry. i just want you to stay.” and so he did. jay took off his jean jacket and placed it on your chair before climbing into bed with you and placing his arm around you, allowing you to turn on your side and hug his waist.

breathing in his comforting scent you slowly drifted off to sleep, feeling more and more safe as the seconds passed by. before you fell into your slumber, you felt jays lips on the top of your head, kissing your hair as he whispers “get well soon angel.”

[ijumpbridges]

5-min craft tomato zoom meeting fail

Main plot: You were sent home for vacations, you were at your own house until you were called down to a zoom meeting with the O5s with along Scps and some doctors. Since the must host weren't seeing or hearing what you were doing while the others did. They saw what had happened in the video.

Scp 073:

He is extremele confuse

He took his eyes off his lover for a second

And when he put them back to see what they were doing making weird movements and the bad connection they had

‘What did they had on their hands? Oh they’re cooking, no problem, wonder what’s that?’ Cain thought to himself

Tomato sauce? Soup? Wait, wait, wait! Wait! Wait! Oh crap!

When he saw that explosion and that camera going brown to dark

He was stunned

He spams your chat

He wants to stand up and go to your house, but sadly he can't

You move your camera trying to wipe it off with your finger making it even weird

From all the messages Cain sent you from “What are ya making?.. How are you?… WAIT DONT PUT IT ON THE STOVE” you only responded to one single message

”Soup”

He keeps spamming

More weird air

and you left

Leaving Cain a little worry maybe, he writes you on your personal email and you respond to him reassuring everything was okey

Everything was not okey

You came back to the foundation and Cain couldn’t stop staring at you

Just plain death staring

You ask him what’s wrong

He goes on a ramble on how you almost killed yourself, wasted those delicious tomatoes he wishes to eat

You ended up apologizing to him and promise him not to do not to do it again

You actually try to bring him some of your food and try to make him swallow it so he can kinda forgive you

He partially ate it and he liked it

Scp 076:

Doing dumb shit infront of him can be hella dangerous man

He has been dead for years and will try to copy what other people do

He sees you in the meeting laughing

You said hi to him in the private chat

He says hi back, but he is muted and doesn’t know to do it in the computer

Shit is so funny cuz he tries to talk, but nobodu can hear him, cuz he is muted and doesn’t let anyone help him

So he just there and everyone is trying to teach him

Meanwhile you are just cooking making him get in a fit of rage cuz he can't understand and won't get help from anyone

Everything went to chaos at this point so you joined accidentally to the chaos

Bu putting a can on the stove and let it blew up

With your mic open

Everyone just stop whatever there were doing and watched

Scp 076 was seemly yelling? We don’t know we can’t hear him

Everyone one of the meeting call started spamming you

Able was try to to type but he just… couldn’t

’htcsksksggyhjslskkjjd33dj8” Scp 076 wrote

’Hahahahah can’t type’ You wrote

‘i will murder all of you’ 076

‘Oh wow’

’What’s up with your screen your screen you are brown 😭’ someone from the meeting said

Able finally unmutes himself

“WHAT THE FUCK! WHAT DO YOU ALL THINK YALL DOING? WE ARE BEHIND THE SCHEDULE!” He yelled

”Im cooking, it’s a new cooking recipe, it’s call blew up your house, you should try it” You said

”Don’t encourage him” someone said

You laughed

Days later you are back. It’s night time and 076 is in the kitchen

He is hungry

he decides to try what you said

He blew up the kitchen and said you told him to do it, good luck with that now 😃

Dr. Bright:

He spam your zoom chat

He saw you moving around too much

He wanted to you to sit and actually pay attention

He was kinda glad that his father and brother didn't see you or weren't there to see you

He was so confuse yet no questions came to his head when he saw you trying to open that can with a knife

"Yo, what are you cooking?"

Bad internet connection kicks in

You proceed to take your laptop up and them a loud “BOOM!’’ Sounds

You head down and your computer camera is with a darkish red or brown?

He is like 'wtf’

He looks at the computer weird

”Bright, what is Y/n doing?”

”No idea, but it’s look delicious”

”Sure it does”

”Yall want me to cook one day for all of you?”

everyone unmute themselves and said

“No”

Even in the chat

When you came back, Bright make sure that you were no near the facilities kitchen

Even after you try to persuade him about your cooking

You might did that, but let’s remember he is banned in the cafeteria which it also connects to some of the facilities kitchens

That can help you for a good argument in the future

Dr. Clef:

He saw you moving around and your kitchen and wrote in the chat

Btw, he writes really weird in your chat, so don’t mind it if you see something weird

’What are you cooking’

’Save me some for later’

’I will murder you, where do you live?’

’Can i have the lamp of your room? I want to give it to Rights, nvm i will just take it’

’Do you wanna hear a dad joke’

‘It was not a question, heck here it goes. Which bear is the most condescending? A Pan-duh! HAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA’

’I throw up in [Redacted]’

You turn to see your chat and IM NOT KIDDING like thousands of messages be there spamming

You made that sound that with your mouth in annoyance

Which he laugh cuz that’s his fav reaction from you

You showed the tomato can and put in the stop

Seconds later you typed ‘that dad joke was so bad that my kitchen exploded’

He looks up at your screen and sees everything blew up and laugh

this caught everyone’s attention since you send it to everyone rather than private

“What are you making?” Clef said

“Soup” in the most unheard-able and low quality voice with also the screen being brown, shaking and low quality

”Can i have some?”

”No, until you repair that broken humor of yours DADS JOKES ARE NOT FUNNY”

He laughs as usual like maniac

Dr. Kondraki:

He does notice that you are moving too much

But doesn't care at the moment

One blink of his eye and now your screen is

Brown?

He doesn't care

"Kondraki what is your s/o doing?"

Some on the call calls him out

"I dunno know, man. I wouldn’t worry about it"

'After all they are at their own house' thought Kondraki

You live together

(That what he thought, but no you don't)

No idea what made him think that

You guys even live separated in the foundation

"What's that on the stoven? A can?"

Realization

"Shit!"

He gets out of the room

Like speed running

He is actually too fast for being a smoker

Realization.jpg

You are at your own house separated from him

Comes back to his room

Starts chatting you in the chat

No answer

Doesn’t know what to do so call you multiple times

The meeting goes on

He still tries to reach you out

You eventually answered to him and reassure him everything was okey

[alex-writings]

X sick reader

Yea I know that I said I won't post anything other than request since I'm sick but I couldn't sleep so I had to keep me distracted.

Inspiration: im sick.

.˚₊┈୨♡ Capt Spaceboy ♡୧┈₊˚.

He would be really worried for you so having traveled often in the galaxy, he has met several doctors in other places and so he brings you to THE best he has met (after all he want the best for you)

After that the doctor tells that you just have a cold, he would be a little less worried.

Spaceboy would let rest since it's really important to recover and always be there if you need anything. You have to take your medicine? Don't worry Spaceboy already prepared it for you. You are hungry? Just a word and he would bring you something easy to eat when you are sick.

If you can't sleep, he would do the best to distract you (by singing for you, watching tv, reading ect), after all it's really boring just resting or try to rest all day doing nothing.

.˚₊┈୨♡ Hero ♡୧┈₊˚.

Hero would make sure of everything, taking your temperature, check if you're not too cold ect.

When you are hungry, you will have the best food for sickness prepared by Hero (so let say it's would be delicious)

to make you happy, after all it's not pleasant to be sick, he would bake you amazing cookie of your favorite cookie flavor.

Hero will try his best to do what is better for that you recover fast.

.˚₊┈୨♡ Sunny ♡୧┈₊˚.

He wouldn't know how to help so he will ask Mari advice.

With the help of Mari will bring you something to eat (like soup)

He would watch TV with you to distract yourself. You both finish to fall asleep

The first time that you are sick he would stay close of you to make sure you are alright but after he got sick somes days later he learn the lesson and take his distances with you (he would still be there for you but not too close)

As usual it's short and now I'm going to rest if I achieved to sleep again.

[angelictyphoon]

@strywoven for sloan

The man in the reflection of Agustin’s General and Feed Store is not Vash the Stampede. With his reflection superimposed over the peeling poster taped to the inside of the display window, a passerby might claim that he bears a passing resemblance to the legendary outlaw responsible for the JuLai incident. 

To everyone else here in this small town, he is just Eriks. 

9:30AM.

The day has only just begun, and the list of chores he has is still long. Eriks adjusts the brown paper bag in his arms once more and cards through the contents one last time to ensure that nothing is missing. Grandma Sheryl has lectured him on the importance of precision before. Every week, they need to replenish their stock of: onions, potatoes, garlic, and ginger. No, dry won’t do. No, you can’t sub taro root for potatoes even though they are both tubers. And don’t forget to pick up a dozen tomas eggs!

He can feel his ears ringing already, and he hasn’t even stepped away from the storefront yet. Rolling a few potatoes out of the way and pulling back a few layers of wax paper is met with a small exhale of satisfaction through his nose.

Next, to pick up the latest double dollar novel penned by the Mc Caffrey sisters for Lina. He makes it about two steps, hand still half in the bag when he suddenly comes up into a solid wall of…fleshy mass?

“Oh, uh. Sorry about that. Didn’t see you there! Excuse me!” Eriks exclaims, giving the unmoving mountain a pat on the shoulder as he strafes around the man to continue further into town. Before he can get out of arm’s reach, Eriks suddenly feels himself yanked backward by his shirt collar and is unceremoniously pressed up against Agustin’s window panes. 

“You. This you? You’re Vash the Stampede?” A pudgy finger presses into the glass next to his head. The man, dressed in raider leathers and spikes, lets out a garbled snort from the back of his throat when Eriks does not answer right away. The glint in his eyes is hungry and set. A predator who would take any excuse to latch onto their prey drive. “Look like him.”

“You know ‘im? I alwaysh wanted t’know what he was like.” His voice is distorted from being squished against the glass. He manages to push back against the man’s hand at his back and glances at the holster at the bandit’s hip, then continues, “Hey! Let’s talk about him over there. It’s too noisy over here. I’m Eriks. You are..?”

“I’m Ten-Shots. ‘Cuz that’s all I need…Vash the Stampede.”

Uh-oh. 

“Hey, let’s not get hasty, I just–” 

A crack rings out and a line of dust shoots up next to his foot where Ten-Shots fired a bullet directly into the ground. The quick-draw doesn't make him flinch.

Okay, then. So talkie time was over. Eriks looks down at the disturbed ground, then back up to meet Ten-Shots’ squinting, focused eyes looking at him down the barrel of his gun. 

“So…what happens after you shoot ten times? Does that mean you let me go?”

And then he runs, taking off in the opposite direction away from the center of town while hugging his precious cargo close to his chest. An onion bounces out, rolling off to the side and stopping against the wooden step of the local barber’s, but he can’t turn back for it now as bullets spit up dirt at either side of him. Grandma Sheryl will just have to forgo the French onion soup this week.

How many shots were they at? Four?

Bang!

Five.

[mejomonster]

My gastroparesis driving me up a wall. And by that i mean ive been barely eating for over a week now and my symptoms still arent improving and im really not havin a great time im exhausted my bodys in pain trying to get me to Rest but i gotta work full time and my abdomen absolutely hurts but painkillers slow digestion even More so ive been laying down on heatpad as much as possible and i really dont wanna go back to an All Liquid diet (but even if i did im at the nausea and vomiting point of a gastroparesis flare which means even liquid only im likely to throw up either way) and like. I just wanna comfort eat bread cause i feel miserable exhausted in pain and it would be a small joy. But bread is absolutely not something i can eat during a flare. I can only eat it when doing good if i take benedryl. Im so angry and tired and id like to sleep for days. And i gotta still Make myself eat chips and protein shakes even tho i got nausea cause my gi meds dont work unless i eat Something. Even if i got nausea and tons of pain wooh

Anyway im getting flack from family for being so tired the last week and i love em and all but its awful feeling guilty for not calling Enough when its like goddamn eating (something humans gotta do at least once a day) hurts phenomenally and i barely can but i obviously desire to like any human then i eat and Ouch my body didnt fucking like that and punished me for it and im so mad. I feel awful and yeah im mad i dont got energy to hide how much pain im in and chat false enthusiastically for 20 minutes after already doing it all thru work. I had 1 teaspoon of peanut butter today and my remaining options are soup broth (but it had beans cooked in it and my body cant take fiber today so idk if its worth the risk of any accidental beans) and salad (which is of course raw vegetables fiber very hard on stomach rn so i can probably just eat a handful size portion and hopefully ill chew enough its mush and my body will tolerate it). And a protein shake (but its got fiber and is made of chickpeas i think for the protein so idk if my body is tolerating it or not im just drinking it so i dont have no calories). I had chips yesterday but i think my body considered it too solid or large to digest idk cause im eveb worse today. I also had toast yesterday cause i was so angry and hungry and wanted comfort food. So of course that messed me up. Which means i should take more benedryl. But then i wont just be hungry and pain tired, ill also be drug tired. And im so sick of being miserablr all day at work just to pass out the second its over cause allergy meds knocked me out then ive lost all day. But without allergy meds i can eat hardly anything i like. I mean i cant eat rn but like. Right before this fuckjng flare and hopefully once its over. Im just sick of it. Im tired and when i go to therapy next week shell probs ask oh what do you do to stress relief and its like... i get it but are u fucking kidding me. Im knocked unconcious from benedryl. And tired anyway cayse no food, and pain nonstop from gi tract. So im barely doing anything. I cant really get outta bed cause i need the 4 sq feet heatpad or ill be in agony over my abdomen. Dont have tv in room so i can use phone i guess. So tired i can barely keep eyes open or think so im not writing reading or watching shows on phone. I can idk listen to a reaction or lets play since if i fall asleep and wake up i dont need to follow a plot. But like im not in a state to be going for a fucking walk (i wish! I wanna dance and walk but my abdomen and back feel awful and im so tired im dizzy when i stand) or hang out w friend, which im sure idk shed prefer to hear some productive ass activity like god im just trying to keep myself employed and out of the ER until the flare rights itself. Please

And i know jts not that bad. Ive been worse. I couldnt eat solid food for 6 months once. I was in the ER weekly it was so bad i blocked most of it outta memory. This is only a couple weeks. And i havent thrown up much! I was throwing up 5 times daily back then. And i have had chips and peanut butter! I recognizr thats nice, i got some solid food and held it down! I know my gastroparesis is EONS LESS severe than it was when it started.

Its just like. It still sucks barely eating for weeks and any eating hurting immensely and nonstop nausea for days and pain not lowering. Like a normal healthy person might snap from anger if they try to go 20 hours without eating, or crash and need to eat to keep going, or just be run down as fuck and justifiable if they barely do anything that day. But i go days like that and im expected to just appear fine and live life normally like im not worn down af and just desperate to not feel nausea and pain and i just really wanna eat again. Normally.

[starfinss]

not take ALL THE TIME to reply,,, (well not more than a week cause i might be worried) but i totally see that for Zuko and I applaud for your vision. I'm personally a spiteful cold edge snarky person with a smidge of hot headedness so i would relate more for the reader. I think the combo would be perfect 100%

as for sleeping bag you are right.... my only thought now it's either maybe the reader has a bigger bag because "it's a water tribe thing" or something like that OR share the same tent instead

im also thinking a maybe one sentimental night kind of ordeal (if theyw ere to share the same tent) like a either one of them wakes up for a breath of fresh air then the other wakes up to check up on them (cliche i know). if it were zuko being the person to wake up then maybe before the reader goes out to find Zuko they have conflicting thoughts about checking on him cause their still somewhat "hating" him,,, thoughts like

"Maybe he went to go take a wazz.... nah probably still hungry and is trying to steal my LEFTOVER SOUP.... wait no i would've heard the clanking sounds.... he doesn't sound close at all.... wait what if he's in trouble?? what if he's HURT,,,, hold on he's a firebender he should be fin- wait why am i thinking so hard about this. AHHHHHHHHH fuck it i'm gonna go check on him, i can't sleep knowing where the fuck he is and aang is gonna air bend me to space if anything happens to his only fire bending master"

OOOOOO also at some point (even though this already happened with toph kind of but whatever) maybe in the period where they start to question their feelings and stuff Zuko accidentally burns her hand? i'm thinking like maybe he was thrown off by something she said while putting more heat into the fire pit while she's stirring the pot or something and accidentally makes the fire bigger? thus burning her hand? something like that THEN OUT OF PANIC he runs over to her and grabs her hands and they get this AWKWARD "OH MY GOD THEIR CLOSE TO ME" moment and yeah

I apologize... to the followers who see these walls of texts,,,, im just a very shy person ,,,,,hyguhhh ALSO I HAVE NO WORKT EH NEXT 3 DAYS SO I WILL BE MORE ACTIVE and hopefully have more ideas then <3

HI HELLO! I check tumblr pretty much daily, and asks show up in my phone’s notifications, so I’ll reply as soon as I see them. The only times I’m really away for long periods of time is when I’m either really busy or have really bad writer’s block, which I actually did have before this request, haha. But even then, I usually glance at tumblr. Either way, you won’t have to worry about me vanishing.

The tent thing is great, I love that. They should totally be forced to share a tent. I do like the accidentally burning thing as well, since reader is a waterbender and can also heal herself. It could be a good opening to break down the walls between them. He’s fussing over her burn and they start to open up to each other a little bit. Could be good. 👀

Hahahaha my followers (of which there are way more than I ever expected to have now, we’re nearing 1K) know what they signed up for when they followed me, I’m known to post random bullshit related to whatever I’m fixated on, but I don’t think they’ve ever seen me liveblog the plotting of a story with an anon. They’re all sweethearts, though, and I treasure each and every one of them. They’re why I do what I do, I love writing and creating things people really enjoy.

I also have nearly 2k words written of the first chapter, and it’s going swimmingly. Not done yet, it’ll probably end up being maybe around 5-6k words? And that’s just the first chapter. Jesus, this thing is gonna be long, but it’s okay, I’m having fun.

Oooh! Exciting! Having time off work is always nice. I kind of had time off this last week because I had Covid, but that just made me get cabin fever really fast. Anyway, I look forward to the ideas coming through. I’ll definitely be around in the coming days, so don’t worry about that. I’m a college student, so I do have class from Tuesday to Thursday, but I’ll have plenty of time to write and chat about the story. I always have my phone on me, so don’t worry. I’ve grown to anticipate receiving asks from you anyway. :)