#im sleepy and i wanna make a pie

[normal-internet-user]

Words cannot describe my desire to bake a pie with Alfred Pennyworth.

Please- I wanna make an apple pie with him.

He's like- peak grandfather figure energy-

I'm tired rn and all I can think about is how sad I am that I can never bake a pie with Alfred.

[bywons]

𝜗ৎ MIDNIGHT SHENANIGANS! (enhypen)

⌕ it's midnight, and you both can't catch any sleep, what to do now?

𖦹 pairing. bf!enhypen x f!reader w.c. 2.1k tw/cw. skinship, nicknames genre. fluff ( CATALOGUE!? ) sru's note procrastinated big time on this one :) hope y'all enjoy this!

heeseung (이희성) 、 both of you are bored, your favourite tv show no longer being able to keep you both entertained or make you laugh till your stomachs ached. it fades into the background, slowly becoming a faint backdrop noise for your half tedious and half weary bodies tangled with each other on the couch.

"'this season just got boring", you yawn, pushing yourself closer to heeseung's broad and warm chest while his hand strokes your back, "i wonder if the next season would be bett—"

"right now the only thing you should wonder about is to get some sleep", heeseung's bored interruption causes he formation of a small frown on your face as you sit up beside him.

"you know im a night owl, hee", you sigh, angling your neck up to meet his eyes looking softly down at yours, "hmm, why don't you serenade me? pretty boy?"

heeseung reciprocates your smirk and clears his throat to sing his lover to sleep, before he can get some himself.

or so he thought. his serenade attempt soon turned to a session of singing competition after you sang the next line to a song heeseung didn't really like.

the silent living room soon gets filled with heesung's serene voice and your attempts at singing, and every time heeseung has a voice crack you mock him, laughing and falling onto his lap. your silly little singing competition continues until you both fall asleep in each other's embrace in the couch.

but nobody thanks the tv show, which still runs in the background and serenades both of you to sleep.

jay (박종성) 、 you thought your boyfriend jay wouldn't notice your absence or the slow sink and rise of the soft bed mattress beside him, and you would slip away from his loose hold and stand idly in front of the open fridge in the dark, totally forgetting your initial plan.

but then a sudden husky, sleepy, familiar voice startles you, "what are you doing there, love?"

the orange light emerging from inside the fridge illuminates your dull white tee, and accentuates jay's hands around the waistline of your joggers soon enough.

jay presses soft kisses along your neck, whispering, "are you hungry?"

"and bored", you huff.

"then let's cook something together yeah?", jay suggests before putting on his cooking apron and helping you with yours.

you have absolutely no idea on how to prepare the apple pie 'cause after all you're jay's girlfriend! he pampers you too much and cooks everything you like for you, so naturally you stood still in the middle of the kitchen, your time passing by yapping to your boyfriend and handing him the ingredients.

jay adds to your little rants, whilst single-handedly baking the apple pie, but with your little necessary helps tho <3

and when the apple pie is finally done, jay cuts the biggest portion for you, letting you taste it first.

the clock ticks by and the dull kitchen is filled by your hungry munching mouths and lovelorn eyes, jay and you enjoying each other's presence even in the boring hour at midnight.

this is bound to become a memory.

jake (심자연) 、 "but i didn't watch la la land!" "but i did!"

you guys were supposed to select a movie to watch like an hour ago now, but obviously it can't go smoothly without your usual bickering.

the night grows darker and your usual bedtime is in the long past, it's almost 1 o'clock, and both of you just wanted the movie marathon night to be over already, but not without selecting a movie you both would enjoy. and that seems impossible at this rate.

"be so for real right now, what do you really wanna watch jake?", you are losing your patience by the minute now, you only ever call him by his name when you are either annoyed or fed up by him. your eyes are threatening to close any second and you want to either a) watch a movie and cuddle to sleep with your boyfriend or b) just give everything up and sleep already.

"whichever you wanna watch", hearing this from your boyfriend makes your temper rise even more. and alas, you both agreed on something you both hate— horror movies.

ah yes, bodies huddling together with eyelids dropping to make your visions blurry and indefinite, as if it would make the movie any less scary. jake's arms pull you into a close hug as he whispers, "i t-think we should skip this part babe", to the most important part of the story.

both of you flinch at the low growl from the monster like entity in the movie. and to even make the atmosphere scarier, y'all jumped and screamed— almost waking up the neighbours —when both of you mistook layla's bark as some monster.

"babe, i think we should sleep", and that marks the end of your movie night, not even 30 minutes into the movie and your bodies are covered by the white duvet, cuddling close to each other.

such bravehearts, eh?

sunghoon (박성훈) 、 as soon as you step back after pressing the record button on your phone, sunghoon comes sprinting and sweeps you by your feet and twirls you out of the recording frame.

"ugh, hoonie!", you whine with upturned lips and kicking feet, with your boyfriend holding you up with his strong arms, "you entered at the wrong moment!"

"did i?", sunghoon was confused at first, but that expression soon wipes off his face when his eyes fall upon your pouty one. he smirks, "i don't think there's any wrong or right moment for me to pick you up in my arms, darling."

your twitching lips betray you. it opposes your expressions and matches your feelings, you couldn't help but smile down at your boyfriend who's already having heart eyes for you, and you feel blood rushing up to the tip of your ears.

"ok but do it properly this time hoon", you giggle. sunghoon lets you down to your feet, watching you run over to your phone again, resetting the tiktok recording.

this time you had to do it right, after all this can't go on till the sun peeks over the horizon and decides to wish you a good morning.

but as they say, third times the charm. this time the tiktok came out perfectly, just as you wanted to; with you looking over to the side before getting snatched away by your boyfriend in a lightening speed, and off the camera sunghoon presses soft kisses on your cheeks, soft hushed giggles filling the otherwise serene room. little affectionate moments meant only for you <3

and now the clock's almost hitting 1 am, hanged above your heads, under which the both of you scrolled past all the numerous, silly tiktoks you filmed. some with choreographies and planned lip syncs, and others just crack videos of you two, which the tiktok community will probably not see.

the night grows deeper and so does your love, but alongside the bag under your eyes </3

sunoo (김선우) 、 the pink clay mask feels cold on your skin, as you srunch up your face while sunoo applies it on you.

"don't do that, it can leave wrinkles!",sunoo exclaims although he moves his whole face a little too much with the half dry clay mask sitting cold on his own skin.

"oh, so i see how it is," you sigh, making a face full of faux melancholy, "you will not love me anymore once im all wrinkly and old."

"you know that's not true", with a clink sunoo keeps down the applicator on the washroom marble top, he swears he would pull you in the most endearing kiss if you two didn't have this pink moist layer on your faces, "and to answer your question, yes. i would still love you if you were a worm."

"but i didn't ask that question?!" "i know you would eventually."

you smile ear to ear, small wrinkles forming on the corners of your eyes as they squint and curve. sunoo's previous suggestion is completely ignored by you, and he himself doesn't abide by it, striking you a bright grin.

this little skincare session could've waited till the sunrise but what to say, your boredom took over and the next thing you know is doing each other's skincare routine.

"i love this face mask. it's pink and lavender scented", you mumbled to yourself, picking up the container sunoo just put down.

"but i don't smell lavender?", a frown forms on sunoo's face quickly as he scrunched up his nose, smelling the container lid again. and when he snatches the container from you and reads all over it, his eyes circle into horror.

"wait", he whispers, his face falling, "....is this expired?!"

jungwon (장정원) 、 "I can't sleep", you whisper while rolling over and practically letting all your body weight on your boyfriend laying next to you.

"me too", he sighs, tackling your body to his side of the bed and holding you close.

but the next thing you know is that you have your boyfriends blue and white hoodie on, standing in the middle of a random aisle in the 24/7 supermarket. you watch jungwon surf through the different snacks showcased in the aisle, and no matter how much he would compliment a different snack he would still buy the same chocolate strawberries.

"so what are we here for again?", sighing, you stand next to jungwon as he carefully reads the ingredients on the back of a cookie box, which you don't think will eventually make it's way to the empty shopping basket.

"weren't we bored? plus we can't sleep", jungwon mumbles and surprises you as he tosses the vanilla cookie box into the shopping basket.

"woah", your mouth forms an 'o' shape along with your eyebrows moving up, "what happed to the regular chocolate strawberries?"

"well i guess it's time for a change!", jungwon puts on a smug smile, knowing you despise vanilla cookies. but you are no better. you nod your head and your hands find their way to the mint chocolate ice cream box soon enough, "if you want vanilla cookies then i want mint choco."

"oh that's not happening", jungwon rolls his eyes, chasing after you down the aisle. "if you don't want it to happen then put down the cookies!", you give back an even meaner eye roll.

the supermarket total had six people inside it, including half asleep cashier and a punk teenager trio. they watched you enter and now they stood watching you both bickering, with jungwon insisting on the getting the cookies and you not letting go of the mint chocolate tub.

but at the end the basket is indeed carrying the chocolate strawberries to the counter, with your scowls turned into happy, content faces and bodies clinging to each other in the cold night.

riki (니시무라니키) 、 you have been urging riki for as long as forever, to go on a painting date in one of those aesthetic eat and draw cafés.

but our guy riki is efficient. he agrees yes, but on a random thursday. at quater to 1 am. in your house. on the already messy floor. instead of preparing for your final terms next weeks, you are busy painting each other in the most hilarious way possible.

"this is gonna be the bestest portrait of you, ever", riki chortles as he gathers his knees upto his chest, hiding his canvas behind them.

"uhh nobody has ever drawn a portrait of me?"

"that's why i'm the best boyfriend", he says proudly.

you already know what's going on on his canvas. last time he drew you, you could hardly recognize yourself except your outfit. you expect quite the same outcome for this time as well.

"ta-daaa~", riki finally reveals his long awaited portrait of you. you giggle at it and crawl your way to sit beside him. this one melts your heart, on the canvas riki doodled you and all your favourite stuff— from sanrio characters to ramen bowls, cats, skirts, coffee cups to even a small nishimura riki at the corner. he chirps, "how is it?"

you reply to him by pressing a kiss to his cheeks, watching them turn redder by the second. "cutest thing ever", you mumble, resting your head on his shoulders.

riki ruffles your hair and presses his cheek on top of your head.

but of course, this beautiful moment had to be ruined because you can't catch a breathe. your phone rings with a notification beside you and when you take a look at it, your back is straightened and a scowl takes upon your face.

"really now?! they preponded the exam!"

"o-oh no baby when is it?", a worried riki asks.

"tomorrow is my calculus paper!"

© bywons, 2024. do not copy, translate or upload any of my works without my permission.

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[averyhotchner]

Avery's TopGun:Maverick recs pt.2

alrighty, almost 3 months later, here is my list of favourite TopGun: Maverick fics that no one asked for. like last time, it's mostly hangman, rooster and a bit of bobby boy. but i am slowly starting to fall for mickey and coyote.

please make sure to follow the age limit set by the writers!

jake "hangman" seresin

Fuck: The Universe (mini-series) by @roosterbruiser

okay maybe this is recency bias, because i did read this whole mini series yesterday and today, but still. it checks all the boxes, and of course i love the trope of jake is an ass to everyone but his girl, who also happens to be way better than him. also part 7 cracked me up.

real friends (series) by @starlightstories

i read real friends then found fuck: the universe, and i realized i really really really like the loverboy jake grumpy reader trope. i have no shame.

hey stupid, i love you (one shot) by @callsignseagull

okay this fic is very personal to me. i genuinely felt like the reader in this fic because i'm going through a very similar thing right now, and it tamed so many of my insecurities. i can't wait to reread soon!

loving you is... (series) by @demxters

guys frat hangman. that's all.

sleepy baby (series) by @discount-shades

the lengths at which this man goes just to find his princess, goals.

Where I'm From (one-shot) by @sometimes-i-write-good

sweet man jake, back at it again stealing hearts

Minimal Losses (series) by @ohtobeleah

this series and the rooster prequel NCIS ARE SO GOOD. im a sucker for this shit.

Sweet Nothings (series) by @sweetlittlegingy

yup! yup! yup! make sure you get your blood sugar checked before reading this because it's so damn sweeeeeet

Seeing Red (series) by @call-sign-jinx

picture this: its 2015, you're on wattpad and every single fic is a social media fic. but THIS? this is everything. the amount of work that goes into making a single text screenshot, not to mention the plot! its truly incredible and had be crying, laughing and sitting on the edge of my seat. i can't praise this series, and the other fics in this universe, enough.

yours (one-shot) by @theharddeck

this one... yeah its cute. but its down right sinful as well

bradley "rooster" bradshaw

I Will Always Love You (one-shot) by @amysteryspot

this one is short and sweet and honestly made me cry while eating my blt quarter pounder.

Pamper Night (on-shot) by @dagger-wren

okay this fic started as a cute little date night/self care night fic. BUT THEN, the ending had me falling in love with this dysfunctional squad. of course rooster and his girl are mom and dad, like who else.

Eat It, Twilight (one-shot) by @fandomxpreferences

okay i know this is a hangman fic, but i dont care. the rooster bff part was what i loved the most. also the plot is highlarious, and its probably because i was high when i read it, but still. chefs kiss.

Terms of Endearment (series) by @ohtobeleah

this series will be the death of me. each time a new chapter gets released im holding my breath on whether its gonna be all angst or all fluff. but either way i know its beautifully written.

And They Were Roommates (series) by @starryeyedstories

this. its hilarious and i cannot wait for more!

robert "bob" floyd

Christmas Gift (on-shot) by @call-sign-jinx

one of the most common bob fics i see is him with a teacher, and honestly i love it. who else would be as sweet and as patient as this man. i have the utmost respect for anyone who works in education, ESPECIALLY those who work with kids under 13. anyways, love this fic.

King of My Heart (one-shot) by @croimilis

dunk bob is the sweetest person ever!

Apple pie (mini-series) by @andorskenobi

the warning is very real, pls take it seriously <3

honorable mentions:

@sunlightmurdock @callsignvalley @toms-gf @make-me-imagine @callsignsaturn @madsnowstorm @jupitercomet @katsu28 @sehnsuchts-trunken @roosterforme (literally anything emily writes will be on a rec list i make)

i just wanna send my love to all the writers on this platform. whether you're just posting your first fic, or just finishing your 5th series, i appreciate you so much. i don't always have the time to comment and i'm dumb and don't understand how to reblog efficiently (working on it), but please know that all the effort and time you put in to making these works is truly admirable and i wish i was as talented as any of you.

okay thats all for now. i need to start making these more often cause theres so many i left out, i was just too lazy to scroll and find them.

[shippimagines]

party x reader or party x split? im like the only partysplit guy around

i have a regretevator huge polycule au where partysplit is real its ok

Poob is sleepy one day and isn’t in the mood to clean up their home

They speak about it in the elevator and Split asks if they’d like to stay the night at her house

Poob says sure because that sounds fun!! So when they’re at Split’s home floor they get off together

Split makes them dinner to share

Poob really likes it and tell her they’d love to eat with her more often. They say she’s an amazing cook (she’s not but it’s ok)

Split asks Poob what they wanna do next and they ask if she likes My Little Pony

She says she hasn’t watched much and Poob gets excited; they end up on her couch together watching MLP because Poob needed to show it to her

Split is talking about how she thinks Pinkie Pie is like Poob and asks Poob what their favorite pony is

She gets no response and looks beside her to find Poob resting their head on her, fast asleep

She smiles at them and continues to watch the show until it’s late

She decides to scoop Poob up into her arms and places them in her bed, because she doesn’t want them sleeping on the couch

They wake up a little and ask what’s happening

Split tells them she’s gonna go sleep on the couch while they sleep in her bed for the night and sleepily, they tell her they don’t mind sharing a bed, she’s cozy anyways

Split gets a little flustered but accepts it

She turns off the lights and places her glasses on the nightstand before shuffling into her bed with Poob

Poob barely-consciously snuggles up to her and she doesn’t mind, Poob’s always been physically affectionate

They sleep together, comfy and content

[rianafying]

i’m sitting on the 51st floor of my friend’s apartment building, it’s a lounge area that looks over melbourne cbd and it is gorgeous, but the lights in this room are blinding. i’ve had a really long day and i’ll probably have an even longer one tomorrow but i don’t wanna leave this building. i feel safe here. i don’t wanna go back home. home is representative of my source of anxiety. home is messy and dirty. home is where the tasks await me. and i just can’t. so with my 48% battery on my phone, i will stay here for as long as i can. it’s already 10:31 pm. but it’s okay my house is a 5 minute walk away. i feel incredibly lonely tonight, like i’ve been craving some sort of romance. and ( very embarrassing ) physical touch. especially when i see or hear about other people in love, it makes me feel so alone. but this is not the time for me to date anyone. and i don’t really like the people i know. i have a therapy session booked for day after tomorrow, basically the day after this assignment is due. so hopefully my brain will be a little clearer by then.

i feel really sleepy and tired even though i overslept the last two days. it’s just that time of the month. pms and psoriasis. causing fatigue. i chopped off a lot of my hair today. didn’t really think it through but it’s fine. idrc. same when i dyed it black. i just do things and it doesn’t matter. it’s just hair.

my friend is really lucky she gets to live in this building. it’s quite a lot more expensive than my apartment. the one i live in is already too expensive for me but somehow i’m managing.

i sat super still for an hour so the motion detector wouldn’t catch me and the lights dimmed down and i stayed by the window for 2 more hours. i really didn’t wanna come back home but i was hungry so i did.

i had one of those chicken curry pies from woolies, i only bought them because they were on sale but damn they are so good, but normally they’re priced at 8$ for 2 pies which is out of my budget :((. but it’s okay i can make my own and freeze them.

2.75+4 + ingredients i already have i can make like a whole bunch of curry chicken pies. but it might not be as good as the store bought ones cause my little toaster that i use as a makeshift oven kind of sucks.

im still hungry, the little pie did not fill me up enough, which makes sense because i only had two tiny pieces of sushi in the last 30 hours. i’m craving another pie but i don’t have any. also something about having food with mayo makes me feel gross and oily. like it’s all over my face. i can’t stand it anymore. i’m so tired. i know ill be getting my periods soon because i have been getting cramps all day.

i finally found the time to open the bag of stuff my uncle dropped off because they’re moving and they no longer need em. there’s a whole bunch of sauces and spices in there. i wonder if my cousin bought these cause these are good ingredients. i’m kinda hungry but there’s nothing to cook at home. there’s pasta but it’s not gonna be substantial enough. i’ve been wanting to buy some parmesan for the longest time but it’s so expensive, and i go through it pretty fast because it’s too good not to. i also kind of like goat cheese, not really in pasta more with like fruit on toast. there’s a thing of frozen shrimp in my fridge afaik, but it’s stuck solid in with the ice layer in my fridge and i wrestled with it but i couldn’t get it out. i’ll just dump it out when i clean my fridge and let everything thaw. it will be okay. it was old anyway.

i’m just so hungry. but i’m just too lazy to make anything or get creative, or eat something i cooked. i wish there was like a sandwich or something i could eat rn. well there’s rice, surumi, wasabi, soy sauce, sriracha, mayo, chilli oil, carrots, and nori. but i just wish i had some cucumber. i’ll go buy some tomorrow along w some cooked shrimp. maybe the frozen cutlets. i kind of miss them.

[chelleztjs18]

Hello you 😅 how are you this morning Mrs lefty eyebag that eats balls of dark chocolatey goodness.

That's okay, it's good you catch up with your bestfriend! I miss long talks like that where it just goes on and on. Knowing me I would've fallen asleep on the phone though hahaha

You are stubborn! But I get it, its nice for your daughter to look at the Christmas tree and see the beauty of it and all.

Oh yeah, I moved to a new place because my lease ended. So I needed to get some new shelves and bins. I moved into a smaller place though, so right now I feel disorganized lol

Yes, I think I'll make chocolate chip cookies and some crinkle cookies. But I also want to make apple pie, and there's this holiday pie that I want to learn how to make. It has peppermint in it though. Do you like peppermint with chocolate? I actually made chocolate chip pecan pie for Thanksgiving! I might have that for brunch now hahaha

Which dinosaur loves Christmas the most? The tree-rex 🤣🤣

Definitely invisibility. Because then I can sneak in and out of places without getting caught. 🤔

Would you rather give up coffee for the rest of your life or give up eating your favorite snack?

- CuriousGeorge

Hello! Im okay. Just tired n sleepy 😅 haha another good long nick name for me.lol

How r u?

Yeah it was really fun.. we used to talk that long when we call. We tried to catch up with each other, she used to live in cali, then she moved to CO, now she is on AZ.

Haha so u r that kind of girl will talk all night long but will fall asleep during the call eventually 😅?

How was ur day today?

Yes, i am pretty stubborn for some things.. i gues that's one of not so fun fact about me.haha. r u stuborn?

Oh okay, congratulations on the new place! I hope u like it! Yeah i understand what u meant, my house in CA was bigger than the one in OK. That's why we plan to move to a bigger house someday when we find the right one. It's no fun to move to a smallet place, it's hard to reorganized the stuff in a smaller one.

Did u bake some cookie or pie today? I love apple pie! N chocolate pie of course!

Oh thats nice! Im not a big fan of pecan actually.. but if u add chocolate to the pie, then it's kinda acceptable for me..hahaja.

Lol tree-rex! Thats funny! I never thought of that! That actually made me chuckle.😆 ANOTHER! *slam the mugs like Thor does"

Peppermint in chocolate is okay for me in certain things i guess. Thats actually my sister's favorite combo. Im okay with it. But i looove mint chocolate of girlscout cookies.

Hahaha so u picked invisibility just for sneaking out whereever u wanna go?😅

I picked invisibility so i can sort the fake people to stay out of my circle 🤣

I think i would rather give up snacks than coffee.. what about u?

Next!

Cheerio!

[actualbird]

the couch in marius office looks like the worst couch to take a nap on ever?? and he's tall too so yk he can't just curl up in a corner, he has to sleep all contorted like a worm and probably stills falls on his ass anyway lmao all that money and no nap appropriate couch? running on 5 hrs of sleep at most too, rip him

omg this made me wanna go look for a closer image of the couch ur talking about in marius' office and thankfully this tweet showed a vid of the stellis exploration feature from the cn server and

theres two couches, it seems!!

both of them TERRIBLE

couch #1, or as i like to call it, The Council Has Decided Your Fate

i can see the purpose of this is for meetings where several people are in attendance so theres lots of sitting space but im aghast at how there the backrest does this fade out at the sides, like an 80s song just getting quieter and quieter. it's not fair, the people in the center will be able to recline just fine while anybody sitting at the ends has to keep their own back supported with their own spine. and a well functioning spine? in THIS economy? this is a travesty.

on the notion of marius napping, this couch also looks like it sucks thanks to its curvature. while its length would easily allow all 6feet of marius to be accommodated, the Curvature would necessitate he curves along with it like some kinda tapeworm fitting thru an intestine. the lack of armrests as well mean theres nowhere to pillow one's head.

this couch sucks. it sucks! it's good for seating people who will surely grow a mild resentment for the unequal seating situation and thus the Council May Be Grumpy

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couch #2, or as i like to call it, What The Hell??

added mc and marius into this screencap and i imagine mc is looking upon this couch going "what the HELL??" and marius is looking off into the distance, avoiding her eyes, because listen, he wasnt the one who did the interior decorating in here, this was giann's office and before that it was his dad's office, and he figures both of them had some hatred for nap-able couches because this couch is Horrible

no armrests. a backrest that is only 50% useful because past the halfway mark it just curves backwards as if its purpose was to roll out the human body like a pie crust waiting to be applied onto the pie. useless frigging pillow that fools you into thinking it could be lumbar support but all it does is act as an obstacle between one's butt seeking, yearning to meet the back of the backrest, thus meaning that if u wanted to recline, ur spine would be tilting even more into an angle. the only way to sit here would be to sit in a position disregarding the backrest completely. and NAPPING? ON THIS?? I DONT EVEN THINK SITTING ON THIS WOULD BE RELAXING, MUCH LESS NAPPING!!!

mc: .....do you want to go to IKEA? to get a nicer couch?

marius: ive never been more deeply in love with you than in this exact moment

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bonus: couch #3, or as i like to call it, Finally, Some Good Fucking Sleepy Time

only saw this one now and this is the only sane couch in marius' office.

it's located behind the main office bit. it's a good couch. not the best, but it looks Much easier to nap in than the horrid couches up front. good lenght, armrest and enough backrest to provide support and stop a sleeping meow meow von hagen from tumbling onto the floor, it's pretty good. but marius would benefit from a pillow or two, though. cmon dude, make ur life easier for urself. PLEASE

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i think i got carried away here but i just want marius to get more sleep....

[wienerbarnes]

Breathe Deeper

Pairing: Bucky x Reader (Cheek to Cheek)

Word Count: 2,324

Prompt: “Why is it always murder and mayhem with you? Don’t you ever just do normal person things? Eat a sandwich? Brush your teeth? Do you even brush your teeth?” (from a random prompt generator)

Warnings: murder, violence, staging a suicide, ~feelings~

A/N: cafe bustelo does wonders for you at 1 am anyway ive been trying to finish this for like two months. have a couple more ideas for these two but feel free to send me any ideas or requests and ill do em if the inspo strikes! also title is purely the song im listening to as i type this out and has no correlation to the story LOL but hey if yall like tame impala enjoy

MAIN MASTERLIST | CHEEK TO CHEEK MASTERLIST

A single pop is heard as a bullet flies out of your gun into the head of the old man who opened the door.

“Christ! No build up?! No tension?! No confirmation that it’s even him?!” Bucky yells as he wiggles his ear to rid the ringing from it.

You brush past Bucky and slide the gun back into the holster strapped to your thigh. You step over behind whatever his name was, Bucky’s having trouble remembering after that blow to his eardrum, and hook your hands under his arms in order to  drag him back into the empty house.

“Why is it always murder and mayhem with you? Don’t you ever just do normal person things? Eat a sandwich? Brush your teeth? Do you even brush your teeth?” Bucky questions you as he closes the door behind him, stepping in between splatters of blood.

“Nope, gotta leave leftovers for the bugs that live in my mouth.”

“That’s gross.”

“Shut up, help me lug this guy to the bedroom.”

The two of you are in a small town in Northern Oklahoma on the property of one of your ex-Hydra handlers. After a few days of researching, the two of you were able to figure out where he moved to and what he changed his name to after retiring from his prior lifestyle.

“I knew it was him from the second I saw him. You never forget.” You explain to him, both of you positioning his body in the corner of the room.

“You go clean up the entryway, I’ll finish staging over here.” Bucky offers it to you. He takes out his own gun from his own waistband and fires a single shot through the same hole you put in between the guy’s eyes. The splatter that explodes on the walls behind him are perfect, artistic almost. Bucky then starts looking around the room; in the closet, under the bed, until he reaches the night stand where a pretty little pistol lays. Not the same gun as his, but he has a feeling the police system in such a small and unpopulated town won’t bother to investigate this death as a murder as opposed to the obvious suicide that took place.

Bucky notices the small skull and octopus stamped into the side of the gun as he places it in his hands. He rolls his eyes before making his way back over to the entryway where you’re sat on the ground, scrubbing away with a rag in your hands and a bottle of bleach next to you. 

Bucky walks over and takes a seat on the loveseat positioned a few feet away from where you are.

“So, where we heading after this?” Bucky asks you, leaning forward and resting his elbow on the arm of the seat.

“Back to New York? You probably gonna be busy working on that murder case.” You glance at him confused before going back to scrubbing.

Bucky pauses before speaking again, “How do you know about that?”

“I… keep up with my fair share of news.”

“You don’t pay for newspapers nor do you have a TV or a phone; you don’t have news. Besides, we haven’t released any information to the public about anything before we get more leads. So, how do you know about that?” Bucky stares at you, eyebrows pinched a bit in the middle as he awaits your answer.

“Do you wanna stop and get some pie on the way back?”

“No. Did you see something about the murders?” Bucky ignores your attempt at changing the subject.

“You just said you haven’t released anything-”

“I don’t mean on the news, I mean in that empty head of yours.” He teases.

You sigh, “I hate when you ask me about my… head.”

“Well, you could be helping here! You can try and be good!”

“I’m sitting on the floor scrubbing an old guy’s blood out of the wood of his own house after I’ve just blown his brains out.”

“Yeah, a bad old guy!”

You get off the last of the specks of blood before standing up and screwing the cap back onto the bottle of bleach. “I didn’t even see anything about the killer, anyway.”

“So, what did you see?”

“You’re not gonna let this go, are you?”

“Fetch me a bone here, doll.”

“Yeah, I’m sure you’d like that, dog.”

He grabs the bleach and rag from your fingers to free up your hands from carrying anything. Tingles travel up the tips of your fingers and flow up through your wrist into your chest. You glance up and make eye contact with Bucky and the dramatic puppy eyes and pouty lips he’s throwing your way. 

You stare for a few more seconds before looking away, “Check that huge pond in Central Park tomorrow. His next victim will be floating there.” You satisfy him before turning and making your way back outside and to the car the two of you took on your little road trip.

While walking back to the parked car, Bucky quickly rushes in front of you and grasps the handle before you can reach it, allowing you to get in the car while he holds it open for you. He throws you an innocent looking smile, a smile coming from a person who surely didn’t just stage a suicide. You bite back your own smile before taking a seat and letting Bucky close the door behind you.

…

When you open your eyes after your nap, it's dark outside the moving car. You slowly lift your head up off the car window and glance over at Bucky, who you now realize is on the phone with someone.

“I told you, it was a weird anonymous number, Sam. I don’t know where it came from.” Bucky speaks softly on the phone before turning his head to look at you in your sleepy state.

“All they said was to check the pond in Central Park tomorrow. I know it’s sketchy, but we don’t have any other leads anyway, we might as well try it.”

“We sounds like a lot of people, ain’t you say that to me one time? Not all of us are on vacation, you know.” You hear another deep voice through the tiny speaker of the phone against Bucky’s ear.

“Yeah, yeah, I know. I’ll be back the day after tomorrow, man.”

Bucky wraps up his conversation as you process what you’ve heard. Bucky has lied, again, to the government, to Captain America, in order to protect you and your existence.

“How’d you sleep?” He asks before your thoughts can get too far from you.

“Fine. We’re already heading back to New York?” 

“We’re stopping at a motel for the night, but after tomorrow’s drive, we’ll get there by sundown.”

You sit up proper and stretch your legs as far out in front of you as you can, the bones crunching and popping in relief at the new position. Bucky cringes next to you. He glances at you and watches you pick at the crust gathered at the corners of your eyes, a yawn escaping you along with the last of your grogginess.

Bucky doesn’t know how he’d fully express it to you, but he’s so happy to see the person you’re growing into. Everyday a little bit more of your personality, your mannerisms, your weirdness, your humor, your ideas; everything about the real you, shows more and more. He sees this beautiful woman who, maybe a year and some ago, was walking the line of death and now sits beside him with neon green nail polish and mismatched socks and cute flower earrings adorning the curve of your ear. He stares at the tattoo on your neck, that angry red face with large eyebrows and wonders whether or not that was your idea or not. He wonders if you have any other tattoos hidden among the space of your skin, he doesn’t remember seeing any along your sides or stomach that nightmare of a night in his apartment-

“You’re swervin’.” 

Bucky clears his throat and snaps his head forward, fixing the car to drive straight on the road. Soon, he sees the promising sign, “Motel in 10 Miles,” and the two of you park in the small lot of the light orange building.

The inside smells of old people, an aged scent that isn’t necessarily bad, but makes you scrunch your nose nonetheless. No bugs in clear sight and the roof is still intact, so it should be suitable for a night of rest.

“We only have rooms available on the first floor for tonight, I’m assuming you’ll want one bed?”

Bucky's throat goes dry for a second, “Yes, that’s fine.” He doesn’t want to consult you as you look far off out the front window of the lobby, back turned to the young woman at the front desk. No matter how small a town in whatever state there is at this point in their journey, there is no risking anyone recognizing you, even if your search mission has been deemed unsolved.

A plastic card is slid into Bucky’s right hand and he begins making his way back outside and down the walkway towards their room for the night. You follow him silently.

“I call showering first, I think there’s small clumps of blood still stuck in my hair.” You tell him, flinging your backpack onto the bed, and pulling out a large sweatshirt and panties and taking them into the bathroom with you. 

While the water begins to run, Bucky undoes the blankets, looks thoroughly through the pillows and in between the sheets in search of bed bugs. Next, inspecting the lamps, outlets, and anything else that could possibly hide a camera, microphone, or any other device. He even contemplates tearing apart the carpet under his feet, but decides against the extra work. He places your bag along with his own backpack on the small table in the corner of the room and fixes the bed to not look like he tore it apart recklessly. I wonder what side she prefers-

The bathroom door opens and a cloud of steam flows out, you soon emerge with a towel wrapped around your head, large sweatshirt hanging off your frame and bare feet digging into the soft carpet beneath you. You fling the towel off of your head using momentum from throwing your head and neck forward, the towel landing on the floor in front of you and your wet hair sending a light spray Bucky feels on his warm face.

By the time Bucky finishes with his shower, the room resembles a sauna and his metal arm has gone hot. A long sleeved shirt and cotton shorts are slipped onto his body along with a pair of thick socks to keep him warm at all times. He steps out of the bathroom, using his towel to rub through his hair, and he spots you using the small mirror on the wall. 

Your legs are on display and your underwear is in sight. Bright pink with WEDNESDAY printed on the behind in bubble letters, it’s Friday, the bottoms of your butt cheeks hanging out the bottom of the fabric. The cotton hugs your body and Bucky can’t help but blush at the sight. His mother would smack him over the head if she were here right now.��

Your shirt is lifted, one of your hands holding it high on your chest where Bucky can see a slip of under your breast peeking, the curve intriguing him. Your other hand is occupied rubbing a colorless liquid along your side, Bucky focuses his attention and realizes your rubbing along the scar he left you from your stitches. The bottle on the table has a label that read Vitamin E Natural Oil. 

Your fingers seem unbelievably soft and gentle as he watches them glide along your side, massaging the shiny oil into your smooth skin. You drop your sweatshirt and gather a bit more oil on your hands before rubbing it into your hips where Bucky can see the faintest stretch marks.

“Sorry ‘bout the scar. O-on your side, I mean.” Bucky stutters out, convincing himself that his body is warm from the shower he took. 

“It probably saved my life, so I can’t say I’m sorry about it.” You respond without turning around, as though you knew he was there watching you lather yourself in oil like the beginning of a softcore porn but didn’t mind him enjoying the show.

“What’s that stuff for, anyways?” Bucky asks as he gathers his old clothes back into his bag, folding each piece before placing the packed bag next to yours on the table. Your bag that clearly does not have folded clothes, only crinkled ones. Bucky empties your bag and folds your clothes for you before neatly packing it and closing the zippers.

“Helps fade scars.”

“Yeah, but why? Scars are cool.” 

“I suppose. I’d still like to lighten them a bit. So they look better, prettier.”

“You’re probably the most beautiful woman I’ve seen in the last few decades.”

“You don’t even remember most of the last few decades,” You try to joke.

“I mean it. It’s a compliment. It’s okay to accept and enjoy compliments, doll.” Bucky looks at you, forcing you to meet his eyes. You see in your peripheries as he puts the cap on the bottle of oil and places it next to your bag. A small smile adorns his face as he looks at you, and you can’t help but feel a knot form in your throat.

It’s been a long while since you’ve received any kind of love, whether that be physical, emotional, mental, or self. It’s an overwhelming feeling when someone who you aren’t actually the closest with gives you such a deep and personal compliment. 

Aren’t the closest with- this is your only friend he the only person you even know. The point is, being the most beautiful woman of the century is much different than having pretty hair or a good sense of humor.

You look away from him before the small bit of wetness can gather in your waterline.

“Which side of the bed do you prefer?” Bucky whispers softly to you, as to not break the safe atmosphere created by his sweet comment.

You clear your throat that now feels thick with tar, “The right.”

“Good. I prefer the left.”

[huntertales]

Sometimes I wonder how you find more and more of these quotes, and then you just surprise me and I literally love them all so much! Just like you 😘 haha

I started with Tumblr, then went to Google Images before I settled onto Pinterest! (Which has been my latest obsession over the past couple of months. All I literally do there is make moodboards for the rewrite/stories I’ll never write) But I come bearing more! I love doing these so much. And I love you too 🥰

sam: they call me coffee because i grind so fine josh: oh my god dean: they call me coffee because i keep you up past two am josh: dean stop y/n: they call me coffee because i'm really bitter and most people don't like me without changing some aspects of what i am josh: oh

y/n: way to go, dean. the bar was set pretty low, but you found a shovel and tunneled underneath it.

dean: everything’s going to be fine! it’s just a crush– y/n: hi dean! dean:  iM LOVE WITH YOU

y/n: i don’t have high standards for boys... y/ni: i only want someone whose name begins with “d” and ends with “ean winchester.” is that too much to ask?

y/n: *trips over nothing* dean: ha, you're so clumsy [five minutes later] dean: *aggressively punching the ground* what's your fucking problem, huh? what did she ever do to you?

dean: if i punch myself and it hurts, am i weak or strong? cas: you're strong sam: you're weak y/n: you're a fucking dumbass is what you are

eileen, introducing sam to anyone: this is my boyfriend, sam. he's not the most obviously sweet, but he's got the purest heart out of anyone i know. he cares about me, and i love him. y/n, kicking down the door: THIS IS MY HUSBAND, DEAN. HE'S TERRIBLE AND MANLY AS HELL

sam: so, how is the most beautiful person in the world doing today? eileen: i don't know. how are yo- dean, from the other side of the room: y/n's doing great

cas: why are dean and y/n sitting with their backs to each other? sam: they had a fight cas: then why are they holding hands sam: they get sad when they fight

sam or dean: *has another bad and dangerous idea* y/n, waking up in a cold sweat: something is wrong

dean: love is dead and never existed. all you did was betray me as i lay sick and festering. you are the definition of dread. charlie: are you okay? dean: y/n stole the last piece of the fucking pie from me

sam, to charlie and y/n: so, you two got kicked out of the movies. what for? y/n: we were yelling diving scores during titanic as people jumped off the boat

y/n: your hand is on my ass dean: it was an accident y/n: dean? dean: what y/n: it's still on my ass dean: it's still an accident

y/n: hey, how would you like your coffee? charlie: as dark and bitter as my soul y/n: one glass of milk coming up

y/n, seeing people do something idiotic: oh god what fucking idiots y/n realizing it's tfw: oh no those are my idiots

y/n: i don't dress to impress, i dress to depress y/n: i wanna look so good that people hate themselves

dean: "sleepy" sounds so much better than "tired." everyone needs to stop saying "tired" and start saying "sleepy" y/n: i am so sleepy of your shit

[ti2guhr]

All of them

aaalrighty lol

🌻: What’s your favourite type of flower? 

-daisies

❤: Describe your favourite person. 

-the colour purple and home. comfortable silences. trust when you didn’t think you had any left. fruity scents. hilarious and soft, possibly the kindest person i’ve ever met and resilient as hell.

😊: What are some things you do to cheer yourself up when you’re having a rough day?

-i go for a drive or watch a comfort show or if it’s really bad i get a pie shake and fries. some rough days require a pie shake and fries.

🐾: What’s a fun fact about your favourite animal?

-most calico cats are female because genetically the calico coat can only be passed through xx chromosomes

📖: What’s a book/series you could read over and over again?

-tell the wolves im home is a great book i’ve read a few times and would be more than happy to read through again

📺: What’s your comfort TV show/movie that you watch to feel happy?

-bojack horseman, it’s not necessarily a happy show but it’s comforting for some reason. and the office lately

☕: What’s your favourite hot drink?

-salted caramel hot chocolate, i don’t do coffee lmao

🛁: If you could have a bubble bath with any scent in the world, what would you choose?

-rose

💕: What’s something you love about yourself?

-i’m good with kids and i love the effort that i put in for them. i love knowing that they know at least ONE person will listen and look out for them.

😍: What’s a trait you admire in other people?

-there’s this quiet confidence some people have and i think it’s admirable

👏: What’s something you’ve done recently (even if it’s a small thing) that you’re proud of?

-i’m still consistent with my greek lessons and have yet to break my streak, it’s been a little over 2 months

⏲: What thing (no matter how small) are you looking forward to?

-my best friend from high school is going to be coming down here soon!

👍: Name a skill that you’ve improved recently.

-does greek count lol

😁: What’s your favourite physical feature on your body?

-probably my legs. i don’t think they’re particularly nice like, beauty standards wise, but i like em. oh and my boobs are amazing

🍕: What are your favourite comfort foods?

-sweet potatoes, pie shakes, fries

🎶: Name a song that reminds you of a happy time, or of someone you love.

- lowlife by poppy and honey by kehlani remind me of m’gf :)

🎙: What’s your favourite song to sing along to?

-rn it’s “i love you” and “idontwannabeyou” by billie eilish

💖: What’s a goal that you’re working towards in terms of your self-improvement/personal growth?

-i’m working on going back to college

👕: What article(s) of clothing make you feel the most confident and comfortable?

-big sweatshirts and leggings are always a nice combo 4 me, love short shorts too

☀️: What would your ideal day be like?

-just chilling at the beach

🌍: Where in the world would you like to travel to?

-italy

🏠: Describe your dream home.

-q u i e t. we all use sign language to communicate.

☄: What would you like your life to look like in 5 years’ time?

-idk man i don’t even know what next month is going to look like we’re just takin’ things as they come. i wanna be stable mentally and happy with where i am in life. 

🕸: What’s something you used to be afraid of that you’re less afraid of/not afraid of at all now?

-talking to strangers and meeting new people

🏆: What’s a bad habit you have/had that you’ve managed to improve on or kick entirely?

-i peel the skin off my lips and Have And Will do it until they bleed. still working on kicking it lol

💞: What’s your favourite thing to do with friends?

-just chill. go to a coffee shop, sit out back with some wine, watch some tv. we’re all very exciting people.

😂: What always makes you laugh?

-vines i guess lol

☘: Name something thoughtful/kind someone has done for you.

-as you all probably know i am prone to migraines which can be triggered by sound, so it’s hard to be around kids sometimes because a lot of them just like making loud noises for the sake of making loud noises. i watched a handful of kids the other night and told them that loud noises can give me a really bad headache and they were the most considerate group of kids i’ve watched wrt that. they were really mindful of their volume after that. afterwards one of the girls even asked me if i got a headache, which doesn’t sound like much, but kids are kinda selfish. not in a mean way at all, they’re just figuring out their relationship to the world and are used to being the center of attention. 

🐶: Do you have any pets? If so, describe them. If not, are there any pets you would like to have?

-timothy scott is a precious sleepy baby and charlie is a precious chatty boi

🎀: What’s the best gift you’ve received? What in your opinion is the best gift you’ve given someone?

-em’s xmas playlist for me was really sweet

🛍: What’s something you’ve bought for yourself or been given recently that has made you happy?

-i got a super cute bike the other day! it’s yellow with floral accents!

💌: Tag 5 blogs it makes you happy to see on your dash.

um all of them i’m intentional about who i follow lol but off the top of my head @spudbutt @asafeteida @boxdfoxeninc @coffeeslorelai @nerdycatfish 

thnx boo!

[chimcharstar]

I ASK EVERYTHING FROM ANGEL TO WOBBLY

COMING RIGHT UP

♡ cute asks ♡

angel; do you have a nickname?

G!

awe; how old are you?

21

baby; favorite color?

purple

bloop; spirit animal?

i know what youre trying to do bug

blossom; favorite book/movie/song?

my favourite movie today is always be my maybe. do yourself a favor and watch keanu reeves act his heart out

blush; what was your stuffed animal as a child?

lucky, a little white tiger. i still have her.

breeze; most precious childhood memory?

maybe my mom making me tea or something. ow ow nostalgia

bright; mermaids or fairies?

fairies

bubbles; do you have a best friend?

YEAH

buttercup; showers or baths?

showers

butterfly; dream destination?

maybe ... the countryside, but one i havent been to before?

buttons; are you religious or spiritual?

yes, very. while feeling at war with it all the time cause of the gay angst. but lbr. i prayed for some coffee and i got some. i also pray when some real shit is happening. its just my nature. i have a very strong intuition when im not panicking. TOO BAD MY PARENTS DISHED OUT TONS OF SPIRITUAL ABUSE I CANT REALLY HEAL FROM

calm; favorite scent?

this candle that has vanilla in it. i like the smell of vanilla because it smells sweet and im like. !!!! kindness!!!

candlelight; what did you dream about last night?

i dreamed my siblings were all bickering and blaming each other endlessly and saying cruel things, and i was trying to tell them to stop but my voice was hoarse and no one could hear me. the voice part makes more sense when you consider i lost my voice talking lots at the Job and ive been Way too worried about it and its also a Passing thing

charming; have you ever been in love?

yes... overrated

cozy; eye/hair color?

red hair green eyes

cuddly; what’s your favorite time period?

the afternoon when i can take a walk with some coffee and music or, faceplant on my bed and fall asleep on the spot and then wake up feeling very well napped

cupcake; favorite flower/plant?

i really like bonsais. or ... whatever type of bonsai i keep buying. they grow fast so you can notice their progress, they can survive bad mental health weeks, and you can shape them, they kind of grow with you

cute; what did you get on your last birthday?

i .... forget a lot. i forget these kinds of things. i hope it doesnt mean it didnt matter to me. i remember being really lonely on my last birthday and pretending not to be and then crying to my diary that no one is allowed to read

cutie pie; most precious item you own?

any bonsai, any jacket, thats my soul. or my phone lol

cutsie; what makes you happy?

people saying small nice things

daisies; describe a moment when you felt free.

just the other day when i was starting to play stardew valley again and i had some tea i think... 

daydream; how do you want to be remembered?

i want to have been Known as more than just shy and polite

daylight; favorite album of all time?

idk of all time, but say you will by fleetwood mac FUCKS, i will destroy my ears on public transit with that

dear; zodiac sign?

sagittarius

delightful; concerts or museums?

?????? N/A unfortunately

dimples; have you ever written a letter?

yes, i have written all sorts of letters, not snail mail but yknow... that is my jam. i have used it for good and evil

dobby; dream job?

writer of , books or screenplays or something

doll; how do you like to dress?

behold my array of gay jackets. hoods... gay layers... with some flowers. i have some shit with flowers on it. an old man complimented me on a train once. because im amazing

dovey; any paranormal/magical experiences?

my roommates say theres a ghost dude downstairs but ive never seen him. not really actually.

dreams; do you want or have any tattoos?

no, and ive thought about a tattoo but im like... i cant imagine picking a decoration and then being satisfied with it for the rest of my life, and being so... open like that, i change my mind and worry too much...

drizzle; do you believe in aliens?

yes bitch. theres water on mars im sitting here patiently

euphoric; talk about someone you love.

the demigirl reading this

fairy; do you have a pet?

no :(

fluffy; ocean or mountain?

mountain... no ocean.. im feeling ocean

forever; where do you feel time stop?

i havent felt like that in a looong time. maybe this one place with streams, when its raining really heavily and everythings Gushing

froglet; are you a good plant owner?

i have kept... 5 bonsais alive for a while.

garden; how many languages do you know?

one. with some rocky french that makes me ACTUALLY want to learn french, and then frustratingly be on the brink of speaking french

gem; who are your favorite tumblrs?

i cant find the name right now but they make this pixel art and put sentences that are kinda so gentle and pining... i love it

giggles; what is your aesthetic of choice?

homemade coffee in a messy kitchen with some sun coming in, youre kind of sleepy

glittery; do you like anons? why/why not?

yes!!! i wanna talk!!!!!

glow; list the top 5 things you like about yourself

ok... i know how to be Respectful, im a strong person, im good with self-expression, i like my voice... AND IM CUTE

heart; silk or lace?

silk

honey; coffee or tea? how do you take it?

coffee, so much sugar and a bit of scream.

hugsy; do you enjoy people watching or bird watching more? why?

BIRD WATCHING. because watching people can get awkward real fast, and birds dont give a fuck. birds are fat little boys jumpin around. they dont worry about their jobs. i respect that. 

hunnybunch; what sounds help you sleep?

Harmonious People Noises. i dont actually listen to sounds going to sleep when maybe i should. because of how i grew up im fine listening to music or people playing instruments falling asleep, even with the light on

jewel; what’s your favorite kind of weather?

that part of autumn where its colourful and not too cold not too hot, and sun everywhere

jiggly; what do you usually like to do on weekends?

i do stuff like take walks and do a few errands and water plants... and just chill and enjoy not having pressing stuff to do. 

joy; do you laugh loudly or giggle more?

i am a serious giggler but i recently got a booming laugh, or it sounds like that to me

kinky; do you blush easily?

no. apparently not. but sometimes i feel my face heat up and then im really, really counting on it that that doesnt mean im blushing because its at the worst possible times to blush

kisses; what romantic cliché do you wish for most?

SOULMATE... SOMEONE I DONT HAVE TO SAY GOODBYE TO...

kitty; what’s your favorite time of the day?

i feel like i already answered this but ill pick a different time. evening is nice because im a night owl and i focus better and i can relax and do whatever

ladybug; what’s your favorite artist to listen to when you’re sad?

fleetwood mac and bLAST it on public transit

love; what is your favorite season and why?

autumn, because pretty, haloween

lovey; what is your favorite flavor of macaron and ice cream?

i dont know about macaron but that cookie dough ice cream is some good

magic; what are five flaws you have?

overthinking, clinging to comfort zone, procrastinating, isolating, either i dont stand up for myself or i do it too harshly

moonlight; do you prefer soft pastels, warm neutrals, or cool darks?

they all sound so lovely im feeling warm neutrals rn

munchkin; what do you look for in your significant other?

emotional labour, similar energy level

paddywack; how would you describe a perfect date?

I JUST WANT TO SPEND TIME WITH SOMEONE and there has to be food

pebbles; how do you spend free time by yourself?

doing THIS... all my free time... is basically by myself

precious; what is something valuable that you learned in your life?

you dont have to be useful to be valuable. you deserve love just because you exist, and even if you feel strongly that everything sucks, that could be your comfort zone talking. im having a mental health week

pretty; do you like to cook or bake more?

cook. id bake but then i eat stuff that doesnt make my stomach as happy

prince; how would you describe your handwriting?

oh its GORGEOUS. i have been practising my handwriting in my Diary for Months.

princess; do you play any instruments? if not, are there any you wish you could play?

yes, piano mostly... ive been feeling Urges to play guitar lately that have surprised me

prinky; how do you relieve stress?

doing something restful/mentally restoring like taking a break or talking calming things to myself

pumpkin; what is your favourite kind of fruit/vegetable?

LOVE THAT ZUCCHINI...F RY THAT BITCH WITH GARLIC AND ONION...

rainbow; what was the last line of the last book you read?

i have not read a book

roses; what is the most significant event in your life so far?

realizing im trans

smile; what is one thing that has greatly affected you?

ill think of a nice one, moving away from my parents, theres been so much healing

shine; art or music?

MUSIC

shimmer; do animals tend to like you?

yes

smitten; do you collect anything?

bonsais?? 

smoochies; how many pillows do you sleep with?

one

snuggle; what is your favourite candy?

chocolate, any,

snuggly; do you have a camera? if so, what kind?

phone camera, ithas all these cool filters and things it can do, it says my plants are food

sparkle; do you wear jewelry?

occasionally. its mostly the black tourmaline bracelet

spooky; sunrise or sunset?

sunset, that is the beautifulest

sprinkles; do you like to listen to music with headphones or no headphones?

with headphones. i just ... maybe this is a growing up thing but i cant imagine Taking Up Space playing my music out loud... then other people can judge my music choice... theyd Know things about me... 

starlight; what was your favourite show as a child?

save ums. i have this answer ready to go. that is because after five i stopped having a tv

soft; describe your favourite spot in your house.

my rooooooommmmmmmmmm my BED

soothe; digital or vinyl?

digital? what is this about?

squeezed; who do you miss right now?

my sister. she always says i never hang out but ... she doesnt seem interested in things i actually like... she tries and she cares but...

sugary; what traits do you value most in friends?

loyal, honest

sunshine; do you prefer for things to be practical or aesthetically pleasing?

practical, i just cant focus on aesthetic because then i get way too picky with eeeverything

sweet; do you find it easy to open up?

NO, unless i am on tumblr where there are no Laws. or it depends on how easy the person is to talk to.

sweetie; do you like kids? if so, do you ever want to have any?

yes, yes but NOT RIGHT NOW, i think kids are really Good, theyre simple and honest

thimble; is there somebody you look up to? who are they?

i look up to the Bosses at my work, i mean they seem like they try really hard and do a good job and they have to lead everyone else too i respect that

toot; what is something you find unique about yourself?

the emotional intelligence dial. it is maybe too far. but im realizing that isnt so common.

tootsie; what kind of friend are you?

i hope, at least the kind i would want. probably very energetic, with negative or positive stuff

treasure; what was something that made you smile today?

another person at work called me by my last name. i find this funny because 1) it sounds funny to just shout 2) why are they all so fascinated with it .... yknow its because they wanted it to see if it was ramsay. did they seriously think. bunch of cooking nerds. is this their new power move.

velvet; are you an early bird or a night owl?

niGHT OWL

whiffle; if you could have a magical power, what would it be?

shapeshifting

whimsical; do you prefer doing stuff at home or going out?

home, but i would enjoy going out with the right people i think. which has never happened.

whiskers; do you usually wear makeup?

no

wiggly; are you a messy or tidy person?

tidy

wispy; do you like the place where you grew up? do you think you will live there when you get older?

yes, and no. my heart is set on being Out in the Nature though. i dont know if i can really really go back to where i grew up. theres so many complicated and painful feelings around it, and im not really welcome. 3

wobbly; have you ever wished upon a star?

yes, i wish on all kinds of stuff all the time

[asterrats]

http://heir-to-the-diamond-throne.tumblr.com/post/152627197946/30-more-character-questions I want to talk about zo!!!! + some misc lore ideas.. bc they crop up

Can they sleep with a leg/arm dangling off the side of the bed?

no, he becomes a duvet burrito

What’s their favourite weird food combo?

he’s had a craving for raw meat since reviving but hasn’t acted on it, (lore wise? maybe some revivals get that bc they just crave the freshest dead food, rich in soulness)

When they sneeze do they cover their mouth, hold their nose, or do nothing?

last time he sneezed, he instinctively used his death hand and splattered a load of it across the fancy room he was in.... so he just doesn't use a hand at all anymore. he’ll turn away from someone or food tho

What was their favourite nursery rhyme when they were a kid?

???? I don't have much.... in world stuff for this, probs something abt magic keeping the kingdom safe blah blah

What’s the longest they’ve ever stayed awake?

i’d say revivals can still be fully functional w/o a few days sleep, things would start to drop off after that. most still sleep regular sleep patterns, bc of habit, and theres no point being up a night if your current job is to deal/talk to ppl.

zo probs has never pushed it that far bc hes a sleepy bitch

Do they have that one muscle that always cramps?

he gets cramps around his old stomach wound, if he pulls it too much

Would they prefer to be telekinetic or telepathic?

telekinetic, bc thatd help w/ nearly anything and everything. assist w/ his lack of arm, throw things at ppl.... tho sometimes he’d like to tell skele to not be a dumbass w/o having to open his mouth

Do they use someone to warm their hands/feet in the winter?

no!! don't touch

Do they walk normally down the street or kick every leaf pile they can find?

leaf piles r not a distraction for him

How do they cry?

rarely, but messily

Do they whistle?

hes gonna have the tragic backstory of being told to stop the second he tried to whistle and he never did it again

How do they sleep?

he can sleep practically on command

What do they find creepier - the basement or the attic?

basement.... at least you could try to break out an attic. basement probably equates more to castle dungeon/jail cell, which he is def more scared of

If they had wings what colour would they be?

black bc edgy and matches the death magic

Any scars?

he’s got a stomach wound, right eye socket and a wound near his left collar bone festering with death magic. not exactly scars, but not exactly flesh either.

If they were any kind of mythical creature what would they be and why?

strong.... ? werewolf :(

What is their biggest fear?

dying again? it wasn't fun

What would they die for?

not a whole lot rn, he’s in revenge mode and needs to be alive for that. but there is a cute guy about he wouldnt want getting hurt ;0

Are they a fan of the warmth or the cold?

WARMTH. the cold just gets inside him too much, 

If they had one wish what would it be?

get his arm and eye back, but nothing could magically prompt them growing back bc he died w/o them :/

What’s their favourite way of being kissed? (if they like being kissed)

brief little kisses..... ;3;

Favourite colour?

blue ? 

Do they stim at all?

he does enjoy the sensation of his death magic liquifying,

Have they ever woken up screaming?

I wanna say yes, for angst. he probs gets bad sleep paralysis due to how he died... getting death dreams. you feel like ur trapped in your body where u died

What’s their favourite meal?

a meat pie..... his mothers cooking,

If they were given the chance would they change any physical aspect of themselves? (Hair/tattoos/gender etc)

not really... maybe wishes he could grow a proper beard

Do they have any coping mechanisms?

...he doesn't cope. he didn't cope in life either really, just drank n stuff. im sure he gets to punch enough things to tackle the anger now

Can they cook?

very basic stuff, soups mostly. he’d like to learn to bake, but I doubt he can go ask his mum for help now.... 

Are they a fan of sleeping in the nude?

no, he gets cold and if he has to wake up quick, that's the worsssssst

What is the one thing that will immediately piss them off?

not a lot actually..... all his angry energy only flares up for revenge !!!

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http://heir-to-the-diamond-throne.tumblr.com/post/151524305436/30-character-questions p2.....

When they tap their fingers do they use the pads of their fingers or their nails?

oooo, idk? nails ? click click

What textures can they absolutely not stand?

itchy fabrics ? maybe his old uniform never sat right w/ him

How long can they go without showering before they feel gross?

hed probably try to swim in a river every morning if he has the chance

Do they leave clothes on the floor or a chair?

yes

Do they sleep with the bedroom door open or closed?

most places he stays aren't his permanent home, so closed

Which do they prefer: 3am or 3pm?

3pm

If they suddenly woke up with animal ears and tails what animal would they be?

:3c

If they could only eat one thing for 20 days straight what would it be?

soup!

Are they the type to re-read a book?

he likes reading so probs,

Would they want to know the exact date and time of their death?

YH PLEASE, so he could find out what happened and who to get revenge on

What’s their favourite mythological creature?

not a lot exist in universe...

If they had to listen to one song on repeat 100+ times what would it be?

now thats what i call gregorian chants 69

Do they believe in an afterlife? 

hes living the afterlife rn

When they get tired do their eyelids twitch? 

yh?

What are their favourite textures?

soft,

Do they crack their joints? 

yh def, you get all stiff w/ that death goop in ya

Would they eat/drink something too hot or wait for it to cool? 

hed wait, hes not dumb :////

Are they the type to adopt strays? (Animals or people)

no... 

Do they get work done straight away or wait until the last moment?

he’d keep to his work rota pretty strictly. but on bigger projects, he’d procrastinate

How do they bathe/shower? Long or short? Hot or cold?

if he gets in a warm bath hes not leaving in a hurry

Are they the type to daydream?

he’s had recent flits and revelations of thinking thru his memories and flashbacks, but his idle mind doesn't drift that much

Do they work best in a messy space or a neat space?

he doesn't do a lot of indoor work.. if he could keep his own books in his bunk, it’d be a right mess

Do they keep any personal photos? 

photos don't exist and I doubt his family was ever rich enough for portrait artists

Do they indulge in anything?

sleeping in, being warm and comfy,

Would they do the exact opposite of what someone says just to spite them? 

to a degree,,,, he isn't gonna endanger himself or anything

If they’re alone and hear a noise would they go and investigate?

yh, he knows he can be the scary one to whoever/whatever he encounters

If they’re lost what is the first thing they would do?

retrace his steps, ask for help, sleep

What is that one dream that makes no sense but is absolutely terrifying?

one time he had a dream he owed a cooworker an apple, thru the rest of the dream it haunted him and twisted it w/ fear for some reason

What is the stupidest thing they’ve ever done just because someone said they couldn’t?

slept w/ someone? >:)

Are they stoic or melodramatic about being injured?

stoic? he’ll patch up w/ his death magic and move on until he can get some proper medical attention

[impala-dreamer]

Not Gonna Leave You

SPN FanFic

~When the hunt turns bloody, Dean stays by your side...~

Dean x Reader

1,246 Words

Warnings: It's Flangst. Angst with a smooth fluffy finish.

A/N: Thanks to @idreamofhazel​ for reading it over. I don't know what this is. I needed angst and it went all fluffy on me...

“You just sit tight, OK? Y/N! Look at me Sweetheart. You’re gonna be fine.”

Your eyes fluttered back open as Dean laid you down across the backseat of the Impala. Green eyes. So pretty. Like spring grass after a rain. No, that was too bright. They were a darker green. You couldn’t think of what they reminded you of, what name you could give to the color. Your head grew fuzzy again, your vision blurring as you tried to study on his face. You brought your hand up to cup his cheek, smiling as the world danced around you, shapes and colors falling in and out of focus. “Dean, you’re so pretty.” Your tongue was heavy and your words slurred. You laughed at the sound of your own voice; it seemed distant and unreal.

Dean’s face filled with panic as he watched your eyes begin to roll again. “Y/N! Hey, stay with me,” his voice pulled you back, giving you something to cling to. He pressed his flannel to the gaping wound in your stomach, attempting to staunch the blood flow. You’d already lost so much, he wasn’t sure how much longer you would hold on. “Listen to me.” He grabbed your hand and placed it on the shirt, pressing down. You winced with pain as the pressure sent a shock through your system, making you gasp. “You need to hold this.”

“It hurts,” you whimpered, pouting like a child in your dizzy haze.

“I know Sweetheart, just do it for me, OK? I gotta drive.” He pulled away, backing out of the car quickly.

You yelled and reached for him, “Don’t leave me Dean!”

“I’m not leaving Y/N. I won’t leave you.”

The door slammed and you stared up at the roof, tired again and desperate to fall asleep. The engine roared to life, and the tires squealed as Dean pulled away, speeding down the dark road. The car swayed, the bumps in the road rocking you gently. You closed your eyes for a second, just to see how it felt.

“Talk to me Y/N!” Dean called to you, trying to see your face in the rearview mirror. His knuckles blanched as he gripped the wheel; his heart beating loudly in his ears.

“Christmas tree,” you said with a tiny laugh.

“What?”

“Christmas tree. Your eyes are the color of a Christmas tree. So pretty. I wish I had green eyes. Mine are plain and stupid.” Your head rolled to the side on it’s own. It was hard to control your neck suddenly. Your gaze fell to the cracked black leather seat, and you followed a line from bottom to top, wondering just how many miles this old car had traveled.

“Your eyes are beautiful Y/N,” he answered, trying to keep you talking.

“Dean?”

“Yeah Sweetheart, I’m here.” He sat up, pulling himself closer to the wheel as he flew down the highway, on alert for signs for the hospital.

You sighed, another wave of sleepiness passing over you. “Do you think Cas will be able to visit me in Heaven?”

He turned around quickly, looking over his shoulder at you as fear ripped through his gut. “What? No!”

“Yeah, you’re right,” you laughed quietly as your eyes returned to the ceiling. “I’m probably going to Hell anyway. Hey, at least I’ll know some people down there.”

Dean growled, clenching his jaw and pressing the gas pedal to the floor. “You are not dying Y/N! Just hold on!”

“It’s cold in here. Put the heat on…”

“Y/N!”

~

The sun was shining brightly, blinding you with harsh, white light. You tried to raise your hand to shield your eyes, but you couldn’t move; something was holding you down, keeping your hand at your side. You wiggled your fingers and tried to pull away but you were stuck. Slowly you opened your eyes, peering into the painful light.

It wasn’t sunlight. Two long florescent bulbs hung above your head, encased in a plexiglass box. As your pupils closed, adjusting to the brightness, you looked down from the ugly drop ceiling to the thing holding you down. It was Dean.

His hand was wrapped around yours, his forehead pressed to the top of his own hand as he slept. You smiled and took in the rest of your surroundings, realizing he’d made good on his promise to get you help. A glance at the monitor by your bed confirmed your vitals were good, and you took a deep breath, making sure everything was working. You wiggled your toes, flexed your free arm and cleared your throat. You’d be fine.

“Psst…” You pressed your tongue to your teeth and called to Dean, not wanting to jar him awake. Poor guy had been through enough during this hunt and you knew he was exhausted. But still, you were going to need your hand back eventually. “Dean.”

His head popped up instantly and he sucked in a deep breath, his eyes rushing immediately to your face. A look of relief washed over him and he stood up, pushing away the chair to move up the bed to look you over. “Hey, how you feeling?”

You licked your lips and croaked, “Thirsty”

He laughed and turned away, bringing back a cup of water. He pressed it to your lips and you took a tiny sip. “Thanks,” you smiled. “You look like shit, you know that?”

Dean took the cup from you and sighed, “You should see yourself.” Slowly he sat back down and ran a hand down his face, wiping away the remains of sleep. He looked worn out and done; dark circles lined his eyes and his cheeks were shadowed with the beginnings of a beard.

“Why don’t you go get some rest? I’ll be fine,” you offered, tilting your head to see him better.

“Nope.” He grabbed your hand again, closing his warm fingers around yours. “I said I wasn’t gonna leave you, and I’m not.”

“Dean, I’m OK.”

He shook his head, refusing to listen. “Just shut up Y/N. You’re not getting rid of me.”

You sighed and tried again, “Dean,”

“No. Just stop it!” He scolded, “You almost died, don’t you realize that? I’m not going anywhere. I’m gonna sit right here whether you like it or not and that’s the end of it. I’m not gonna lose you.”

You agreed, silently. There weren’t any words you could say really. You smiled, grateful for his stubbornness, for his comfort, his caring, for him. He looked up at you again, his green eyes shining with wetness as he fought back his emotions; he really did care for you, you knew that, and the feeling was more than mutual. He was everything you’d ever wanted, and a few things you didn’t know you had. Dean Winchester had saved your life yet again, and this time you’d be sure and let him know how much you appreciated him. This time, you’d tell him everything.

“Hey Dean,” you started, suddenly nervous, but determined to try. “When they let me out of here, would you wanna… buy me a drink sometime?”

Dean chuckled, “Y/N Y/L/N, are you asking me out?”

“It’s quite possible. But I’m also on morphine, so…” you shrugged, grinning like a fool as he teased you.

“Yeah, I’d love to buy you a drink sometime.”

You smiled and looked away, trying not to blush too hard. “Cool.”

“Yeah, cool.”

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[s3venpounds]

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thank you my dewd for giving me something to do! ngl was going kinda insane and i’ll take anything over doing chores tbh also sorry if this is hella late

weird asks that say a lot

1. coffee mugs, teacups, wine glasses, water bottles, or soda cans?

coffee mugs usually because they hold more liquid and i use them for everything lol tea, coffee, alcohol, soda

2. chocolate bars or lollipops?

lollipops, i like having something in my mouth for long amounts of time(and yes pun intended)

3. bubblegum or cotton candy?

cotton candy oh my god. I have such a sweet tooth its ridiculous. I once bought 7 large bags of cotton candy from K days and ate them for the next 2 months even when they got hard and probably nasty lmao i just love that shit. even cotton candy flavoured stuff ( except vodka. thats a trap. )

4. how did your elementary school teachers describe you?

shy, reserved, well behaved basically i was a wimpy little shit

5. do you prefer to drink soda from soda cans, soda bottles, plastic cups or glass cups?

I like them in glass cups so i can clean it afterwards and use it again later, waste makes me feel guilty

6. pastel, boho, tomboy, preppy, goth, grunge, formal or sportswear?

if its applied to me? pastel. I love brighter colors after i stopped wearing blacks greys and whites. they feel so good and look so nice. on someone im interested in? sportswear, formal, grunge, goth, pastel, tomboy. in no particular order. if its sportswear stuff that really highlights muscles and how toned they are just MMMMMMMM. formal is fuckkkkkkking attractive. like if the white collar shirt is unbuttoned halfway and the blazer is rolled up? or no blazer but with suspenders and the sleeves rolled up? OMG i will literally lick their collarbones idgaf

7. earbuds or headphones?

headphones, mostly because its just healthier for your ears, as much as i like earphones and use them more often i just prefer headphones cuz people usually dont bother me, i do dislike the hat hair though and how bulky they are

8. movies or tv shows?

im kind of a weeb so i much prefer tv shows with regular releases so im not waiting 6 years or something for avengers lol i need my fixxxxxxxxxxx

9. favorite smell in the summer?

after rain smell or during rain smell idk. carnival food? the ocean? just water scents i guess

10. game you were best at in p.e.?

dance or volleyball both of which im still doing to this day very happily c:

11. what you have for breakfast on an average day?

cereal, maybe some nutella, whatevers left over if someone cooked the night prior or just basic bacon eggs and rice. fried rice if im feeling lucky

12. name of your favorite playlist?

Emotions empty. YEET

13. lanyard or key ring?

lanyard. I’ve had the same spidergwen/ghost spider lanyard since like 2015 and i refuse to use another lol. it feels so cool to yank on the lanyard and swing it around

14. favorite non-chocolate candy?

rock candy. hands down. that shit makes me nutty. like if i was an earth bender or some shit i’d make a giant club made of the stuff and smack people with it and lick it afterwards

15. favorite book you read as a school assignment?

the outsiders probably i mean its not like crazy favourite but like its the one i enjoyed the most out of the ones i was forced to read (i really hate being forced to do shit)

16. most comfortable position to sit in? criss cross as im doing right now lmao or sitting on one of my legs

17. most frequently worn pair of shoes? ah shit I just threw them out cuz they were old af but i had these nike high tops with the little puffy thing that inflates the sides of the shoes to make it more comfortable and it was so good in the winter and summer. it like breathed enough to let my feet stay nice and cool but it also stayed warm and never let snow get in my shoes cuz they were so high they acted like boots. i wore those for like my entire highschool experience

18. ideal weather?

raining. or breezy day. wind makes me sleepy and rain makes me excited to jump around in puddles and run as if my lifes calling is pulling me towards it

19. sleeping position? 

I always sleep on my stomach. its my most comfortable position and i knock out so easily if i do. apparently its a family thing too lol my siblings all outgrew it but w.e

20. preferred place to write (i.e., in a note book, on your laptop, sketchpad, post-it notes, etc.)? 

on a laptop or in my journal. the tapping of laptop keys makes me feel productive while writing in my journal makes me feel like itll be saved for the rest of my life

21. obsession from childhood?

psychology and the inner workings of the mind. why something thinks lowly of themselves, why someone thinks highly of themselves, how they came to this decision, why they thought to refuse this and that its really interesting to me to see peoples reasoning

22. role model?

not even a physical person but ALL MIGHT from my hero academia or boku no hero academia. yknow that phrase ? “ what would jesus do?” yeah its “what would all might do?” for me luuuuuuuuuuuuul

23. strange habits?

i dont really know any strange habits myself but im sure my friend justin knows a few

24. favorite crystal?

crystal???? uhhh i dont know much about this but i guess i would go with emerald? since its my birth stone?

25. first song you remember hearing?

a barney song. i shit you not.

26. favorite activity to do in warm weather?

I dont really like the heat all that much. summer is just suffering to me tbh lol like what do you do when youve taken off all ur clothes, ur AC is dead and your room is the highest room in the house where all the heat gathers? nothing. you do nothing. you cry and almost get heat stroke.

27. favorite activity to do in cold weather?

I loooooooooooove snowboarding im not good at it though but god damn its fun. specially with friends and learning together it makes me so happy seeing people grow c:

28. five songs to describe you?

fix you cold play(currently listening to this), im still here (treasure planet soundtrack) by john reznik, Good things fall apart Jon bellion, lost stars Adam levine, After Dark Asian Kung Fu Generation. is what i can say so far? i’ve got tons of songs i relate to those are the ones that just popped into mind

29. best way to bond with you?

be physical. touch me, graze me, be comfortable with me and hold up a conversation. As much as i like talking I LOVE hearing about the people im interacting with. hobbies, dreams, goals, nightmares everything. other than that? just spend time with me. any time is fine. i do prefer really deep conversations at like 3 am lol

30. places that you find sacred?

sacred to me? St. Clements park and not much else. a looooooooooot of shit has happened there. my first kiss, my worst break up, my best make up/make out, my best date. 

31. what outfit do you wear to kick ass and take names?

I got these leather boots that do a clack sound on pavement and i feel powerful as fuck. I got this really high quality black formal shirt from le chateau that breathes really well and highlights my figure. I have these black jeans with zippers above and below the kneecap that make me feel dope. so yeah full black lol. theres also this grey sweater i have that flows in the wing like a cape and i feel like a superhero when wind blows it behind me

32. top five favorite vines?

ok ok theres this one i cannot find again for the life of me but its like this asian guy sittin in a stall taking a dump and it cuts to an ice cream dispenser then some dude knocks on the door and the asian guy gasps and it cuts to the ice cream dispenser but goes backwards so the poop is like going back in and the asian guy goes like “ unnnnnnnnhhhhhhhhhhhhh” and shudders and i like fucking collapse a lung everytime i think about it. some of king vaders anime parodies are fucking hilarious, the dude who made that vine where “ if johnny has 23 dish soaps” and he goes “ wait why does johnny have 23 dish soaps” and he goes “ mind your business david” while playing with dishsoap lmao. OH OH and that one where the kid puts random shit on his head to signify its his mom like where he goes “ I like ya accent where ya from?” “ im from liberia” “ *in a whisper* oh my bad I like ya accent where ya from” yeah this is longer than i thought i’ll stop it here i still got like 60 questions left

33. most used phrase in your phone?

“lmao” i’ve now used to as a similar term to lol. sometimes i say it in irl like “ le mao” and i internally cringe everytime

34. advertisements you have stuck in your head?

pizza 73, sleep country canada “why buy a mattress any where elseee” and some spotify ads cuz theyre fucking everywhere

35. average time you fall asleep?

midnight or 10 at the earliest

36. what is the first meme you remember ever seeing?

god... uhhh.. one of those rage comics those old ass black n white memes

37. suitcase or duffel bag?

duffel bag, i am NOT organized enough for a suitcase plus duffels i can carry across my chest like a backpack

38. lemonade or tea?

oof. lemonade from k days was really gooooooood. but tea is something im always comfortable with.. ill go with tea

39. lemon cake or lemon meringue pie? cake defnitely. cake tastes more mellow while meringue is like a burst of flavour right away

40. weirdest thing to ever happen at your school?

a dude OD’d during school hours or that time a dude had a seisure in class

41. last person you texted?

clarence

42. jacket pockets or pants pockets?

jacket pockets if i wanna look badass, pants pockets if im just being a panda

43. hoodie, leather jacket, cardigan, jean jacket or bomber jacket?

oooof. uhh leather or bomber. leather because i love biker aesthetic too and bomber just looks comfy

44. favorite scent for soap?

i dont particularly have one but i do like old spice or irish spring

45. which genre: sci-fi, fantasy or superhero?

SUPERHERO. HANDS DOWN. fantasy second and sci fi 3rd.

46. most comfortable outfit to sleep in?

.... naked. only on days i cannot sleep at all

47. favorite type of cheese?

uhh fuck dude uhm.. toss up between cream cheese or parmesan

48. if you were a fruit, what kind would you be?

durian. I hate durian. its spiky on the outside, smells like burnt asshole but taste is redeeming

49. what saying or quote do you live by?

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people don't feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine as children do. It's not just in some of us; it's in everyone. And as we let our own lights shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others.

50. what made you laugh the hardest you ever have?

inside jokes with justin. just hanging out with the dude I had the best gut wrenching laughs of my life. laughs where my jaw hurt from laughing, i lost feeling in my cheeks, my face was red and couldnt stop crying. those laughs.

51. current stresses?

job security, love life, and friends who are currently getting more and more busy and cant hang out as often

52. favorite font?

IDK? Helvetica?

53. what is the current state of your hands?

dry and typing.

54. what did you learn from your first job?

People are stupid as fuck. and coworkers are dangerous thanks alex for throwing a kitchen knife at me

55. favorite fairy tale?

idk if it counts since disney always makes fairytales but treasure planet?

56. favorite tradition? 

probably christmas because i think its super important who you choose to spend it with and who you DO spend it with is a sign of how much they mean to you

57. the three biggest struggles you’ve overcome?

dads abuse, my biggest break up, my friends attempted suicide

58. four talents you’re proud of having?

yknow the devil sign you make by closing your hand in a fist except your pinky and pointer finger? i can make my pointer and pinky touch. I also have been told my volleyball spikes have been really good recently. uhh my dancing I guess? singing?

59. if you were a video game character, what would your catchphrase be?

EVERYTHINGS FINE WHY? BECAUSE I AM HERE!

60. if you were a character in an anime, what kind of anime would you want it to be?

My hero academia. hands down.

61. favorite line you heard from a book/movie/tv show/etc.?

You got the makings of greatness in you, but you gotta take the helm and chart your own course! Stick to it, no matter the squalls! And when the time comes, you'll get the chance to really test the cut of your sails and show what you're made of! And... well, I hope I'm there, catching some of the light coming off you that day. TREASURE FUCKING PLANET BOIIIIIIIIIIS

62. seven characters you relate to?

jim hawkins, hikigaya hachiman, shoya ishida, natsuki subaru, Hinata Shoyo, Hiccup, roxas.

63. five songs that would play in your club?

oh god. uhhhh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit. learn to fly foo fighters? castle on the hill ed sheeran? man idk im not huge on clubs, just shit from like 2000′s rock bands that white person knows the lyrics to and probably screamed in their room when they were mad

64. favorite website from your childhood?

YTV when they first released those side kick things thos games were so cool except that one day where the sidekick turned into a monster i legit got scared lol

65. any permanent scars?

tons actually and i love em! they remind me that things happened and that i wont ever forget them. currently tryna get a scar for volleyball HEHEHE

66. favorite flower(s)?

i dont know much about flowers but roses and lavender is nice. and that flower in philippines where if you touch it, it like curls into itself. 

67. good luck charms?

the keychains people i’ve fallen for have given to me. like this one bullet bill keychain AB gave me when we first met in highschool. i still have it. its faded and chipped in places but i feel like it makes me feel stronger yknow?

68. worst flavor of any food or drink you’ve ever tried?

birthday cake vodka. hands down. and i’ve literally tasted my own puss from an infected wound on accident

69. a fun fact that you don’t know how you learned?

in philippines flies are always swarming around peoples food so what i learned was to rip up the napkin to look like that thing people used to dust the house and it keeps them away if you swing it at them

70. left or right handed?

right handed c:

71. least favorite pattern?

pattern? uhh anything disorienting i guess

72. worst subject?

math. 100% math. 

73. favorite weird flavor combo?

meatball marinara sub with like every sauce from subway

74. at what pain level out of ten (1 through 10) do you have to be at before you take an advil or ibuprofen?

8. i think i have a high pain tolerance

75. when did you lose your first tooth?

i dont remember.. maybe like 6?

76. what’s your favorite potato food (i.e. tater tots, baked potatoes, fries, chips, etc.)?

MASHED POTATOES.FRJISD

77. best plant to grow on a windowsill?

not a big fan of plants....

78. coffee from a gas station or sushi from a grocery store?

sushi from a grocery store. just cuz im not willing to pay 30 bucks for somewhat fresh stuff from a retaurant

79. which looks better, your school id photo or your driver’s license photo? school id funny enough

80. earth tones or jewel tones?

...what? i guess jewel tones?

81. fireflies or lightning bugs?

FIREFLIES OWL CITYYYYYYYYY

82. pc or console?

console. i have a better understanding of how console plays vs computer. computer is too finicky for me and aiming is a lot harder. console i know how people on console move and how i move and how to aim. 

83. writing or drawing?

writing. if i knew how to draw though thatd be a different answer

84. podcasts or talk radio?

talk radio cuz i like to phone in and talk about my experiences lol i got to be on one actually it was dope

84. barbie or polly pocket?

uhhhhhh barbie?

85. fairy tales or mythology?

mythology!

86. cookies or cupcakes?

cupcakes

87. your greatest fear?

death. or atleast what happens afterwards

88. your greatest wish?

to be a hero. 

89. who would you put before everyone else?

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Z

90. luckiest mistake?

one time in gym class we were playing dodgeball and i slipped trying to run backwards and a dude threw a ball at me but i kicked it in a way it went straight up and i had enough time to catch it

91. boxes or bags?

boxes, much better leverage and storing is like a game of tetris!

92. lamps, overhead lights, sunlight or fairy lights?

lamps or overheads. sunlight has glare on my stuff and its hard to play and fairylights arent enough 

93. nicknames?

tin man, AG, metal man, poetry man, silverado, silver city, quick silver anything with silver really.

94. favorite season?

fall and winter. winter being the best

95. favorite app on your phone?

Epic seven

96. desktop background? its a picture of hinata shoyo from HAIKYUU!! doing a spike with wings on his back!

97. how many phone numbers do you have memorized?

only 1. thats my own lmao

98. favorite historical era?

uhhhhhh shit idk. they all seemed pretty shitty tbh..........

[minholly-genius]

Talking to a stranger;

Stranger: Hey :)

Stranger: What are you up to?

You: nothin much

You: I'm on a smoke break

Stranger: I’m laying in bed haha

Stranger: I take it you’re at work?

You: yesss

You: I work at a pool

You: but it's winter

You: so nobody wants to swimmmmm

Stranger: Hmmmm

Stranger: Free time I guess

Stranger: I wish you were here to cuddle tbh

You: IF I WERE THERE I'd CUDDLE THE FUCK OUT OF U

Stranger: :D

Stranger: That makes me so happy to hear haha

You: r u in a relationship?

You: atm?

Stranger: No

You: awew

Stranger: You?

You: no

You: :(

Stranger: Hmm

Stranger: I know how you feel

You: if you were I'd still cuddle the fuck out of both of you tho

You: NOTHING CAN STOP MY HUGS

Stranger: :)

Stranger: May I ask what you look like?

Stranger: Just curious

You: I'm blonde

You: typical Aussie girl

You: brown hair

You: i mean eyes

Stranger: You sound cute and pretty

Stranger: I’m white, 6ft, black hair, brown eyes, avg body

You: 6ft?

You: I'm 182 cm

You: Idk how tall that is in feet

Stranger: I think that’s about the same as me haha

You: LOL

You: cool

Stranger: I agree

You: you sound just about a perfect cuddle

Stranger: You too :3

Stranger: There’s room in my bed for you

You: awww

You: ur too cute

Stranger: I try hehe

You: <3

Stranger: Awwww

You: fyi i'm smiling uncontrollably at my phone rn

Stranger: Really?

Stranger: Too cute

Stranger: Just curious are you on kik?

You: no sorrrrryyyyy

Stranger: It’s okay

You: everyone here seems to want social media

Stranger: I was just asking

You: but I deleted them all a the start of last year

You: becos I got into med school

Stranger: I can respect that tbh

You: but at times like this its boring as fuck

Stranger: Med school or social media

Stranger: Or both lol

You: BOTH

You: it is painnnn

Stranger: Ah man

You: are u in school?

Stranger: No graduated

You: university

You: ?

Stranger: Yep

You: wut for?

Stranger: Media production

Stranger: I really wish we were cuddling rn

Stranger: We’d have our arms around each other

Stranger: Legs intertwined

Stranger: Just really happy

You: yessss

Stranger: :)

Stranger: I’m glad you like it too

Stranger: What’s your preferred cuddling outfit?

You: tights

You: and a huge-ass shirt

Stranger: Nice

You: sorry If I pause sometimes,

Stranger: It’s fine I understand you’re at work

Stranger: For me it’s boxers and a t shirt

You: we do get some old ladies interested in water aerobics even to it's winter

You: holy shit forget the tights same.

Stranger: Hahaha nice!

You: I keep forgetting it's like, summer over there

Stranger: Yea even forgoe the shirt sometimes haha

You: I'm freezing

Stranger: Awww

Stranger: Would you like getting your back petted while cuddling?

You: yas

Stranger: Good

Stranger: I’d absolutely do that

You: can you drive yet?

Stranger: Yea

Stranger: I’m 24!

Stranger: The legal age for that is 16 here hahaha

You: same in Australia

You: but I just never got around to it

Stranger: Interesting

Stranger: Anything else you’d like to do while cuddling?

You: hair petting

You: smooches

You: wait no. just petting

You: like everywhere

You: like my legs

Stranger: I can absolutely pet everywhere

You: and my sides

You: and yeah

You: and belly rubs

Stranger: I’m not as familiar with where “yeah” is on the body haha

You: whenever I get too lonely and bored I try to look up videos of this kind of shit

You: but it almost always ends in

You: 1. sex

You: 2. clickbait youtube thing

You: 3. something ive already seen

You: 4. belly rub fetish people

You: 5. furries

You: ;(

Stranger: Well sadly only one of those is good from what I can tell haha

You: i just wanna be hugged goddamit

Stranger: Awwwwwww

You: which one??????

Stranger: Furries

Stranger: LOL JK

You: Yiff yiff

Stranger: #1

You: ....is this a bad time to mention how I'm asexual

Stranger: I guess not

Stranger: Just have no sexual feelings?

You: sorry lol.

You: yeah.

You: well

You: I don't mind, as long as I get cuddles after

Stranger: I mean, I’d only do it with cuddles before and after

Stranger: That’s what makes it special

You: I don't usually and I end up just feeling kind of used

You: awe

You: wot. a. sweetie. pie

Stranger: :3

You: glad to kno u likey

Stranger: Haha thanks

You: anything u like in particular when cuddling

Stranger: Playing with hair

You: really?

Stranger: Little kisses

Stranger: Yea

You: aww

You: my xbf used to complain abt my hair being in his face all the time

Stranger: I can see how that could be annoying but I may not mind as much

Stranger: Idk for sure tho

You: that's so cute

You: holy shit

You: ur so cute

You: wtf

Stranger: Idk haha

You: I like little kisses

You: I'm down for that

You: I mean..I would be down for that..

Stranger: Little kisses everywhere?

You: yessss

Stranger: Neck?

You: yas m*

Stranger: Chest?

You: sure.

Stranger: Arms?

You: totally

Stranger: Belly?

You: yep. alright. ok. fine. yup. im down for it

You: *although i'd probably bite you If I got too ticklish

Stranger: Hmmmm

You: ...lovingly.

You: and kiss it better.

Stranger: Awwwww haha

Stranger: What about little kisses on your legs?

You: yess

You: If I protest too much please ignore me

You: *please force me into it so I have a good excuse

You: I'm one of those kinds of people

Stranger: Hmmm can do

You: yeah.

Stranger: I should warn you you may have to tell me to stop getting too close to certain areas

You: no sweat.

You: my body is your temple

You: do whatever. just give me sum loooooooveeee

Stranger: Oh?

You: i dont rlly care

You: as long as ur having a good time

You: and being safe ;)

Stranger: So what would happen if I were kissing your inner thighs and I got close to between your legs?

You: I don't mind

You: probably get ticklish but not disgusted or horny

You: I suppose it's just sort of like you kissing my arm I guess

You: but I reckon you'd like it a lot amirite?

Stranger: I think so.

Stranger: Especially if you weren’t wearing anything down there

You: :)

You: happy to know you're happy sweetie

Stranger: Thank you

Stranger: :)

You: well...happy ;) ;)

Stranger: Hehe ;)

You: r u gettin hot?

Stranger: A bit tbh

Stranger: I’m sorry if this is more than you bargained for

You: i'm fine

You: I'm happy if you're getting excited

You: and if we did ever cuddle, i'd totally let you grind on me ;)

Stranger: That helps a lot :)

You: ;)

You: you're in be right?

Stranger: Just know I’d be kissing your neck as I do it

You: yess

Stranger: What was your question?

You: are you gonna do anything about it now?

You: because you're in bed and...

Stranger: .... yea ;)

You: hott

Stranger: You’d be naked as I grind on you, right?

You: yess.

Stranger: Good

You: if you were really nice

You: and promised me Heaps Of Cuddles After (tm)

You: I'd go down on you

You: and swallow

Stranger: Omg

You: out of love ;)

You: pls don't dop ur phone/laptop on ur face

Stranger: You could sleep on top of me the whole night

You: yas.

Stranger: My arms around you

You: I'm down

You: sign me up

Stranger: Yesss

You: are you grinding or using ur hands atm?

Stranger: Hands

You: left?

Stranger: Right

Stranger: I’m close btw

You: ur typing with ur left?

Stranger: Yea

You: I'm a leftie too!

Stranger: On phone

You: wait go back.

Stranger: Rifht is actually dominatant hand

You: I'd be cuddling you right

You: my back to you

You: and then....you started grinding on me

You: and then I wriggled around so I was facing you

Stranger: I’d actually be kissing you first

You: yesss

You: just imagine my hands joining yours

You: on the dick

You: fyi my hands are pretty big

You: wait, no they'd be the same size because we're the same height

Stranger: I’d love it

You: and if you were breathing too hard to kiss

You: I'd totally kiss your neck...

You: or whatever I could reach

You: you you could feel the loooovvveee

You: <3

Sweetheart: Yes :3

You: you still going m8?

Sweetheart: I actually came tbh

Sweetheart: Thank you <3

You: awwwww what a cutie

You: happy to help

You: you feeling sleepy?

Sweetheart: Mhmmm

You: sleepy cuddles are the best.

Stranger: Get in my arms

You: I wish i couldddd

You: :)

Sweetheart: Awwww

You: so....what are planning to do now?

Sweetheart: Sleep hehe

You: alrighty

Sweetheart: With you cuddled up to me

You: I'm sending my one-of-a-kind, exclusive, Tiffany cuddles from across the pacific ocean.

Sweetheart: So sweet of you :3

You: It's the og shit. free shipping

You: :)

You: sweet dreams

Sweetheart: thanks

Stranger has disconnected.