When I start feeling down at work I sometimes think about how I’ll soon be going home and be able to continue reading merthur fics and then I feel all :)
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Hiii!!!
We haven't talked for an hour
And u never tag me like...forever
I'm sorry, I'm not mad I'm just sad
*chu* :з
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lannes' death was because he took a cannonball to his leg and got a blood infection from that or the amputation
he truly became
a leg-end
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I’m anxious.
I’m just so anxious for my today, for my tomorrow.
For my future.
For myself.
I am just so fucking anxious about everything.
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They’ll never do a Hitman level set in a Furry Convention because gamers would absolutely ruin it but imagine. like the target isn’t a furry he just owns a hotel that happens to have one every year but you can disguise yourself in a fursuit and some guy will ask you “what species is your sona” and 47 would be like “a wolf. i always felt a connection with…hunters.” and then diana would be like “let’s see if you can sniff out some information, furrty-seven” and then he comes to my house and kills me for writing this
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the work printer cries out, "no stop, that's too much! youre gonna make me jam!" as i load a full ream into her tray, but it's too late. "see, you can take it. you're doing such a good job for me." i coo into her feeding tray as i begin printing the morning reports. her warning lights turn red as she moans in i assume ecstacy
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What the two will be separated by now ep 26 and 27 have happened
Edit: Oh god please no this can’t be what I’m known for in this fandom 😭
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it's kind of problematic how some people are naked under their clothes, like, ummm ??? you're in public ?? 🤨
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I couldn't stop laughing at this absolutely terrible joke so now I have to inflict it on you. sorry?
[Image 1 ID: Bolded text that says, "Stripping for edible flour in Tijuana," then in unbolded letters below it, "Please don't make me elaborate." End ID.]
[Image 2 ID: A 4-image comic of Bill Cipher from Gravity Falls. He's floating in front of one of Stan's memory doors, which is labelled as "KEEP OUT." Bill looks at the door and says "OHO, DEEP, DARK, SECRETS? DON'T MIND IF I DO!"
There are then three panels shown, from the perspective of the door looking at Bill. Across the first two, Bill opens the door, eye closed and other hand on his hip. In the last panel, Bill's eye is open, looking deeply unsettled, and he slams the door shut.
Bill turns from the door, staring downwards, haunted by whatever he has seen.
Bill looks back at the door out of the corner of his eye, putting a hand to the top of his angle. He says, "OH GOD, HE AND SIXER REALLY ARE IDENTICAL." End ID.]
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Shout out to the day i killed the queen via AO3, legendary (name of the fanfic is jigens sick adventure, yes it is a sickfic)
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