MARYSE IM SONASORRY BUT MINOR SPOILERS IN THE BLUE LOCK MANGA !!
there was this one momeny where isagi was abt to be kicked by a particular guy and then he was kinda saved by chigiri, and bachira came n started cracking his knuckles n he was probs abt to beef w the dude cuzzz 😍😍 like he was like “if you wanna go, i’m down” LIKEEEE 😍😍😍 he’s soooo..
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MINOR SPOILERS EVERYONE <33 oh my days. i’ve started the manga a few days ago n yk continued on from where i finished in the anime n now i’m very far into it LMFAO so so fast! i think i know what you mean, it was with shidou right?? I THINK I SAW THAT. I WAS FREAKING OUT HE WAS RLLY GETTIN READY LMFAOO <33 he’s so cute, he deserves a writing from me! here you go 🍨 anon, didnt even request for it but it’s fine i love my anons!
maryse from the future ^.^ — MY OTHER BELOVED ANONS I SQEAR ILL FINISH OTHER WORKS I SWEAR I APOLOGIZE
FOR YOU AND YOU ONLY.
— featuring . meguru bachira x fem!reader
— warnings / content warnings . sfw. cringe warning cringe warning waha!! bachira bein there for you how sweet of him, a lil bit of she/her pronouns, perhaps reader is hinted to be a lil shorter in height, hints of violence but i promise it’s not that bad ૮꒰⸝⸝´ᜊ ˋ⸝⸝꒱ა, um kinda ooc maybe?? IDK i gave up halfway and this may be a lil short n terrible but oh well it’s ALRIGHT i’m tired overall sfw content, not much warnings woohoo !! tell me if I should add / missed a few things ໒꒰՞ ܸ. .ܸ՞꒱ა
ੈ‧₊˚ “i’ll be willing to do anything to protect you”
✦ MEGURU . BACHIRA
frustrated. bachira was frustrated at the sound of chuckles and loud chattering from the men he was a few feet across from, gosh.. do they have to be this loud? it was just a few minutes after his game ended, he was exhausted and these two people weren’t helping at all, he grew more frustrated by the second. he glanced at the two for a good two minutes, cocking a brow. now hang on.. those were the guys that were speaking ill about you!
“the lady that gave him the bottled water? she’s his girlfriend?! quite the taste meguru bachira has.”
“nuh uh quit lying to yourself, she doesn’t look too pleasing. if anything, i’ve seen better looking women. see now, i don’t even know why bachira picked someone unattractive like her, i thought he’d have a better taste when it comes to women.”
“well it appears he doesn’t”
bachira’s heart dropped to his stomach, just what the hell were they on about? he bit the inside of his cheek, running his fingers through his hair before crossing his arms clearly upset at what the two guys had to say about you. he was getting even more and more frustrated by the second, who are they to tell him if his partner looks attractive or not, that isn’t their decision to make! fuck.. he couldn’t take it anymore. bachira stood up, making his way over to the two boys talking ill about you. “ahem.” the duo looked at each other then back at him, letting out a few laughs here and there. he’s basically told everyone around him about you, so much even people know about you both but these two guys don’t seem to get it. bachira knew how sensitive you were, he knew how quick you can take insults to heart, he wants to take matters in his own hands at times and protect you.
“to me, it seems as if you both seem to have the guts to talk ill about someone you don’t even know personally, thinking i wouldn’t hear what was running in your mouths.” he glared at the two, taking a step forward towards them.
“shit dude why are you so angry, can’t take a joke?”
“yeah, we were just joking. you’re getting all aggressive n defensive for nothing”
bachira’s body tensed, clenching his fists. did they really have to edge him on even longer? he was losing his patience, he wanted to tell these boys to scram already. unfortunately, the duo did not speak my further, attempting to walk out only to be stopped by bachira himself. “listen here, if i ever hear you both run your mouths about her once more, i’ll show you how aggressive and defensive i can get” “trying to sound all tough are ya? what are you going to do huh?” he smirked, cracking his knuckles. “guess we’ll have to find out.”
— buuuwwep !! ૮꒰ྀི >⸝⸝⸝< ꒱ྀིა
“meguru!” you ran up to your boyfriend, wrapping your arms around his neck as your nose picked up his scent, lips curving into a smile. “missed you so much, y’know that?” he grinned, hands resting on your hips, pressing a gentle kiss on your forehead. you’re too sweet.. even though his mood changed when he saw you, he still can’t help but repeat whatever those guys said about you in his head, he exhaled lowly and grabbed your hand, kissing it before holding it tightly against his own. tilting your head and looking up in curiosity, you couldn’t help but sense something unusual about your boyfriend, “something the matter, meguru?” bachira tucked a strand of hair behind your ear, leaning over to kiss your cheek.
“ah. . nono it’s nothing, how about we go cool down with some ice cream? it’s kinda hot, isn’t it?” “of course, let’s go” deep inside of his heart, he couldn’t help but feel upset for you. who do those people think they are? they think they can just walk in and talk ill about someone as sweet as you are? most people have no human decency, he thought. he cant let you know about anything, he was willing to block all kinds of negative things from you, protect you from anything that tries to harm you in any way.
“if i’m being honest i never expected her to even get together with bachira, she doesn’t really suit him.” a voice can be heard from the opposite direction from where you and him were walking, he sighed to himself. if only he could protect you from everything, but sometimes he can’t always be your knight in shining armour, and that’s frustrating to him. if only he was always there by your side, he wanted to be by your side, he wanted to always be there for you but he is aware he can’t always be there beside you, someday he knows that you’ll overhear something from others.. someday and somehow. but regardless of anything, bachira is willing to prevent you from hearing ill things about you, he is willing to do anything to protect you, for you and you only.
This is so rushed omg i’m so sorry it’s late at night i’m losing my mind ૮ ྀི◞͈ ˔ ◟͈ ྀིა — Maryse
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Bonten chatfic
afab! y/n, sexual jokes, gay, someone died
BonTen
y/n: hey guess what i have
takeomi: bitches?
ran: bitches?
rindou: bitches?
y/n: a dick guys c'mon
sanzu: nice you'll feel how amazing cbt is
mikey: how long? it has to be shorter than mine or else ur out of the executives
y/n: ???
rindou: bet it's a 7
ran: 13 inches?
kakucho: y/n why is our organization profile someone's dick
kokonoi: KILL YOURSELF WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
y/n: wym hajime
kokonoi: i've been sent 69 pictures of the sex position 69 i need my eyes gouged out
sanzu: well at least the anonymous sender has humour
rindou: bye did we just get outed by some ass with 69
ran: my dick is longer than our profile's dick
y/n: who?
ran: the profile on our org duh tf
y/n: asked?
ran: guys can someone search most painful ways on how to kill somebody
y/n: 💀
sanzu: alr @kokonoi hajime search for that sexy ip address
sanzu: now
kokonoi: ask our IT bro wtf
mikey: y/n pick me up i wanna eat at ur place
y/n: ew baby 🍼
mikey: be here in 10 ok
y/n: omw.. 😒
rindou: so who's going to hunt the 69 guy down
kakucho: it could be a woman too you know
rindou: yeah sorry I call people guys
ran: that's my bro's default, don't worry babe 💋
kakucho: please refrain from romantic endearments to acknowledge me
kakucho: i dislike it
ran: ok, man
mikey: 💀 (me later)
y/n: ok manjiro where the fuck r u
mikey: i wish to be inside a coffin
sanzu: boss u can't do that
y/n: ok i found him
sanzu: take care of him baby
y/n: what is wrong with you
rindou: whore
kokonoi: you mean ran?
ran: what did i even do
kokonoi: have a short dick
ran: kys
kokonoi: ok sanzu the IT guy gave me the IP address im like one second away from leaking his address to twitter
kokonoi: i'm gonna say he called BTS the f slur
y/n: stan yoongi
ran: NAW OUT OF ALL SOCIALS
takeomi: why don't u just put it on reddit
rindou: who uses reddit
y/n: me
kakucho: me
y/n: it's where I gained my knowledge on every single wrong thing to do
kakucho: i use the app to post my flower garden
kakucho: i get upvotes too whenever I show my face
ran: y/n what's kakucho's username
y/n: kurokakuchowa
ran: 👍
sanzu: always the dumb ones bro
ran: fr he doesn't even know how large my desire is to fuck him
kakucho: what
takeomi: ran u know ur attractive which makes u unattractive
rindou: cocky ones do the effect too
kokonoi: yeah ran no one likes cocky guys
kokonoi: humble men r better
rindou: they like guys with big cocks tho
mikey: true
sanzu: ?
sanzu: who's they
y/n: the entire population
sanzu: how can you compare cock sizes with everyone
sanzu: asking for a friend lmao
kokonoi: bro stfu and go kill that 69 person
kokonoi: as if you have friends 😆
kokonoi: i sent you their address hurry up or no head
y/n: hajime shut up
kokonoi: ok
rindou: i accept head from guys too
rindou: just saying haha
ran: 💀💀💀
ran: (2)
takeomi: it's always the blood-related people smh
takeomi: (3)
kokonoi: sorry i only have one mouth
y/n: are you considering...
y/n: this is mikey im using y/n's phone
y/n: (4)
kakucho: you guys are so disgusting and so unprofessional
kakucho: (5)
kokonoi: i charge 1,000,000 yen per hour guys
sanzu: why is everyone numbering
sanzu: @kokonoi hajime bub i got the 69 person
kokonoi: why r u calling me bub huh
sanzu: sorry, man is too formal
y/n: everyone knowing how koko gives good head is so funny 😭
y/n: (6)
kokonoi: y/n you don't have a dick
y/n: can't you choke on plastic? i'm literally charging a million for this 🙄
kokonoi: boy stfu
kokonoi: i don't like women
y/n: we know
sanzu: yea it's pretty obv
ran: i thought everybody knew
y/n: guys do you want me to namedrop his first kiss
rindou: no, no one wants to listen to losers
takeomi: damn roasted
y/n: yeah like his first kiss' sister
kokonoi: y/n come home
kokonoi: now
sanzu: why are you copying me
sanzu: it's so sad how unoriginal you guys are
kokonoi: i'm the original gay here so shut up son of a bitch
kakucho: can someone accompany me in the red light district
rindou: what are you gonna do there
sanzu: turn the red light to green what else
mochi: girl no one wants to hear your dumbass shit speaking
sanzu: so like who asked for you to fucking open your mouth and speak
sanzu removed mochi from the group.
kakucho: meeting a client there
ran: and?
kakucho: fuck someone duh
y/n added mochi to the group.
ran: bro i'm right here
ran: are you blind
rindou: are you forgetting he only has one eye functioning
y/n: bro kakucho pms
kakucho: ok
sanzu: is boss still with you y/n
y/n: he killed himself
kokonoi: FINALLY
sanzu: ???
takeomi: thank the heavens
ran: oh my gosh i was just jerking off but that is the most nicest news i have ever heard in decades
kakucho: the sentence is grammatically incorrect it's making me cackle 🤣
rindou: who in the world uses most nicest 💀
y/n: he's dumb rindou 🥺🥺
rindou: agreed
kakucho: so can i leave this gang now
kokonoi: guys how do you apply condoms on girls
ran: i thought you only liked it up your ass
kokonoi: no what
kokonoi: unlike you i stay loyal to dick
kokonoi: i was just asking cuz my secretary said something about girl condoms so i got curious
sanzu: wtf
sanzu: y/n i'm omw
sanzu: what happened
sanzu: why did he khs
sanzu: nonononononononoononoono
kakucho: guys since he's dead, i'm gonna confess something
kakucho: i actually have a 13 inch dick..
mochi: guys how do you tie a tie
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It's me, hi, I'm the problem (it's me)
Summary: based on @/idiotinacostume's tiktok, sirius promises James a date with lily and when she refuses he improvises and.. chaos ensues
Read it on ao3 !
warnings: swearing, polyjuice potion, wolfstar not being a thing, yet anyway, you'll see, oh also this is a formal apology to all prongsfoot shippers because well, this is not very pro prongsfoot, james being helplessly in love with lily and me writing this at 2am so this will not be good like at all, also im changing this so that its like that episode of friends where chandler and pheobe go on that date and they try and kiss
"Wait, what?"
Sirius ran his hand through his hair again through pure embarrassment as they stood in the prefects bathroom together with Remus having his arms crossed and Sirius looking at him helplessly partially in love and partially in exasperation. Remus' long fingers clutched the polyjuice potion tightly as he raised his eyebrows not-so patiently waiting for Sirius' response.
"Remember when I had prongs give me breakfast in bed in exchange for me doing him a favour?
"No but sure."
This time Sirius was the one who raised his eyebrows.
"Well if you even cared to pay attention, the favour that I told him I could do was to finally get him a date with Evans."
"Okay now the question I have is why the ever loving fuck you would say that knowing how badly in love with her he is and badly she despises him. Oh and you."
"Not wormtail?"
"No, I actually saw them high fiving earlier it was really weird."
"Circes tit, really?" he breathed out as Sirius put a hand on his hip.
"Yes really, now carry on you twat."
"Alright so, for obvious reasons I could not get her to agree, and as you know quite well a man can not go back on his word."
"You're not a man."
"I am a young man."
"We're 15."
"Fuck you, anyway I promised the poor lad so I've found a loop hole."
"And what would that be?"
Sirius brought out his hands and shook them in a way to show his oh so marvellous 'jazz hands', "me, of course."
"Oh yeah, 'of course' why didn't I think of that."
"Honestly moony, you're clearly not a very bright child."
"Dashing, aren't you."
"Oh moony, you're making me blush, oh stop it you. Anyway, I promised him a date with Lily not a date with the actual Lily so polyjuice will do the trick just fine."
"You're gonna go on a date with prongs," Remus deadpanned as he stared in disbelief.
"Well, you don't have to be so judgemental, am I that unattractive to you?"
Oh if Sirius knew just how attractive Remus truly thought he was, the late nights spent thinking of his star, of the one person he truly knew who he could love with no boundaries, the one person he could never have, because he loved him too much to bring him more pain. The pain he could barely handle himself, he would never bring that onto another no less the person he cared about more than everyone else, if only Remus loved him less than maybe it would stop the ache.
"Yes actually."
Remus is also a pathological liar.
"Will you give me the potion or not?"
Remus handed it over as he rolled his eyes, "when this ends terribly I'll plan the funeral."
"Who's funeral exactly?"
"I'm not sure yet."
"Oh thats not ominous at all," after a beat of silence, "thanks for stealing the potion moons."
"Oh it's fine, it was some poor slytherins."
Sirius snorted, "oh what a fine prefect you make."
"The best."
Sirius sat down on the cold tiles, took an inhale closed his eyes and gripping the potion bottle tightly he tugged it down in one go like a vodka shot. With his other hand he plugged his nose and immediately almost threw up afterwards.
"What the hell! Merlins balls that was disgusting."
Remus chuckled on the side as Sirius' pure misery, then it stopped as he saw the transformation. All he could hear were moans and groans from the other lads end but on Remus side he saw the literal transformation of his best friend turning into a woman.
"I, oh my god, are you okay?"
"What the fuck! No I'm not okay, holy shit, I sound like--"
"Lily," they both said in unison, at an instant Sirius dashed towards the mirrors and let out a gasp.
Sirius started feeling up his sides, his arms and forearms and had the biggest grin on his face that looked quite odd on Lily's face in Remus' opinion. He kept looking down and up which was a little disturbing to Remus for some reason.
Sirius stepped back and looked at Remus as he let out a laugh in disbelief as he can't believe what he's about to say, "I, I've got a chicks body, bloody hell moony!"
Remus laughed too and just put a hand on his head cracking up right with him not even being able to think of a sly comeback.
"Shit mate, yeah pads oh my god you look and fucking sound like Lily."
"Oh yeah I do," Sirius stared at him with his classic Sirius black grin, although on a different body Remus could recognize that anywhere.
"Okay okay, will you stop objectifying Lily now," Remus tried to say that with an annoyed tone but he couldn't help the smile in his voice and Sirius could get drunk off of that tone of his voice.
"Oh yes sir prefect, yes I will."
Remus with a wide grin went to look at his watch and went wide eyed, "shit look at the time pads."
Sirius not worried about anything rolled his eyes, "oh but I think you mean Lily."
But then he did look at the time, and rushed out knowing he had to meet James in two minutes, he went to the dorms, quickly put on the girls uniform he had since Marlene lent him hers when he protested against the dress code.
He really did adore that skirt, he loved how it looked on his-, oh he had to run now if he's going to make it to James without being late. He loudly shout 'wish me luck' to Remus and ran past a confused looking Peter, who Remus was very excited to tell about this entire disaster of a situation.
*****
James was waiting patiently at the great hall with a rose in his hand, getting his hopes up every time someone would walk in, he didn't put too much effort into his outfit as he wasn't sure if Sirius would actually manage to get a date with the Lily Evans.
Before he could think of anything else, his heart stopped as he saw a out of breath and yet unmistakingly beautiful Lily Evans walk through the door and as she met his eyes, her magnificent green apple orbs meeting his own, he swooned a little as she rushed her way over.
"Oh my god p-James, I'm so sorry if you've been waiting here for long, I got caught up with Remus and it was this whole thing really."
James smiled fondly at her or well at him, at the rambling and just took her hand and sat her down.
"Oh it's fine really, but are you okay?" He looked all over her, his body rubbing her arms and kneeled down beside her.
"Oh god Lily! How hard did you hurt yourself?"
"What? Are you mad-"
James touched Lily, Sirius' forehead and gasped, "oh god, you've had a terrible fall!"
Sirius, ever confused rubbed his sides self consciously, "no, what? I mean I don't think-, what are you on about?"
Then Sirius got it all too late when he saw the sly smile on James' face, "I could've sworn you fell straight out of heaven," and without missing a beat James had his rose in front of Lily/Sirius and with a wink he added, "angel."
"Oh you twat, you calling me Satan?" Sirius was caught off guard by the pure flirting and knew he had to put himself together and with a small smile he cupped James' hand with the rose and with his other he cupped James' cheek, "or did you want to catch me?"
He watched as James simply tripped on pure air and fall in front of him, and Sirius trying to hold back a laugh raised an eyebrow and to this James brought himself up to his feet and replied, "I was not expecting that."
"What? Weren't expecting to get this far?"
"No. not really if I'm being honest."
"Well, that explains the blushing, your entire face is a cute red, and," Sirius decided to lean in a bit closer, "I bet the rest of you is as well."
Sirius had to stop himself from laughing but oh my god, he wanted to frame this moment. He, Sirius Orion Black has made James more flustered than he thought would even be possible.
"Quite the ladies man you are miss Evans, do you talk to all your dates like this or am I just this special."
"Oh Jamie, you don't know how special you are."
"Oh Evans, if I could rearrange the entire alphabet I would put U and I together."
Sirius let out an unattractive snort, "okay champ."
James let his arm out to reach, "shall we?"
"We shall."
Sirius looked over at James because he was taking deeper inhales then a normal person should and when he asked as to why the only response was, "oh you just took my breath away, if I need CPR I'll let you know."
"How about I steal it again Jamie."
Sirius smirked and James eyed him before shaking his head, "thats for later my love."
"Anything else you're saving for later?"
At this James simply winked at him obnoxiously but narrowed his eyes at him slightly which made Sirius all the more nervous.
"You sure are acting different Lily."
Sirius is now positive James knows that it's him.
"Don't worry handsome, I still think you're a twat."
James knows it's Sirius.
"Oh lovely, let's go to the common room so I can serenade you there." James needed to ask someone about what the hell is going on because he knows thats Sirius and not Lily, and he needs Sirius to tell him, but luck is on his side because Sirius doesn't know that he knows.
"Oh yes, lets. I would love nothing more than for you to serenade me with your beautiful singing voice."
As they walked to the common room arm in arm, Sirius was sweating the entirety there because christ James knows and he is positive that he knows.
"Oh um, James? I need to use the restroom really quickly, I'll be right back."
James waved her off saying have fun as he ran to Peter needing someone to talk to about this.
He hit Peters arm repeatedly as he was repeating his name as well, he was as frantic as ever and just about shook his arms as well, "peter what the fuck do I do mate?"
Peter looked at him questioningly, "what do you need to do?"
James blurted out, "I'm on a date with padfoot!"
"Oh, well I support you mate, terrible choice in men but I'm glad you've moved on from Evans!"
This time James hit Peters arm again but much more harder than before, "no! I'm on a date with Lily but it's not Lily, it's pads but he doesn't know that I know."
"Oh. Because he said he'd get you a date with her?"
"YES!"
"Oh and he took some.. oh I see now. Well shit mate, you're in quite a pickle now."
"Yeah no shit wormtail."
"Well, work with that; he doesn't know that you know so flirt with him make him uncomfortable and then he'll have to confess."
"Easier said than done mate, but.. thats not a bad idea."
"He has no idea so it couldn't possibly go wrong."
"Oh yeah on a date with my best friend pretending to be the love of my life and I have to be romantic with him in order for him to tell me he's not the love of my life, what could ever possibly go wrong!"
Peter stood up, "just here-- let me do this," he unopened the first few buttons to James' shirt and ruffled up his more so then usual, "that should help."
James looked down and simply shrugged and went back to the common room where Lily-- no Sirius, looked frazzled but with intent on his face.
Although, when Sirius ran to the restroom previously James has no idea he grabbed Remus hand and dragged him there with his face looking pale and wide eyed.
"Okay what now," Remus asked with an exasperated sigh.
"I was not prepared for these terrible conditions I've put myself in."
Remus smiled widely, quite mockingly Sirius would like to add, and clasped his hands together, "oh goody. Now what made you have this absolutely absurd observation that I totally did not see forthcoming?"
"I didn't know he was going to flirt with me!"
"On a date? With the girl of his dreams? Oh how dare he flirt, oh gosh. Wow."
"Shut up okay? I need you to shut the fuck up."
"Wait so, what did you do?"
"Flirted back obviously! It's my instinct from when we compliment each others asses, how could I not? But it's more sincere, and just straight up fucking weird."
"Oh, I see the problem, prongs knows."
"Do you know how hard it is for me not to call him prongs! I haven't called him his actual name this many times since the day we first met-- and that was simply out of spite to annoy him."
"Oh what a lovely child you were."
"I'm lovely now too."
"Oh, of course you are Lily."
"I don't want to confess to him that I couldn't get Lily though, I can't give up moonshine."
"But he knows."
"Yeah but, I don't want to lose."
Remus wanted to facepalm, of fucking course Sirius turned this into something it's not, making sure he doesn't face the true error of his ways and instead turning this into something he can fuck around with.
Nothing to unpack there. Nope, not at all.
"Okay fine, so what? You're just going to go on with the date? Pretend nothing is going on and you'll just flirt back?"
"Well yeah, I just need to get through this date before he calls it off and then I'll keep my end of the deal."
"You really are in a fucking mess."
"As per usual."
"Well, you have luck on your side I guess, because he knows that you're not Lily and you know that he knows. However, he doesn't know that you know that he knows."
Sirius turned his head to the side in confusion and Remus wanted to kiss him so badly so he flicked him on the forehead instead.
"He doesn't know what you know, you have the upper hand you imbecile."
"So what?"
"You two are best mates, he doesn't want to romantically be with you, so do what you do best and make people uncomfortable."
"I can do that."
"I know you can."
"Oh, I know you do," at this Sirius winked at Remus.
"Perfect example mutt."
With Sirius flipping him off, he untied his hair and let it roam around as he walked back or more so strutted back knowing his mission at hand.
Which lead him to this moment of Sirius slightly frazzled not knowing how to accomplish his mission at hand but at least having a mission at hand. James then slipped himself right beside Sirius and putting an arm around his shoulder, "you look magnificent Evans."
"You're not too bad yourself."
"No but, you're almost too good to be true, almost as if someones playing a trick on me and it's not really you."
Sirius stared back, his face going white and his eyes going wide and he had no idea how to reply. He knew James knew but he didn't know he was going to make comments like that, it caught him off guard he ran a hand through his hair.
"Well you know I'm completely real and I can assure you if someone was playing a trick on you it would only be from the pure goodness from their heart."
James narrowed his eyes and gulped, "well if it was from the goodness of their heart, they should know it's not a very well thought out trick, sweetheart."
"I think it would be very well thought out, having tricked you to believe it really is Li- me, deer." James knew from the little sneer on Sirius' or well Lily's pale face that he was not calling him a term of endearment but calling him his animagus which James did do a double take and looking back at Sirius he knew the reaction was exactly what he wanted.
James grabbed his shoulder and stood up with mischief in his eyes which for once Sirius slightly feared, "hey someone's playing some music in the corner, let's dance Evans."
Sirius stared back but kept his composure normal, "dance?"
"Well we are on a date after all."
James let out his hand and Sirius took it gracefully, not ready to slow dance with James at all, "oh such a gentlemen."
"My pleasure milady."
Sirius inhaled and let James bring him to a corner of the common room that was unoccupied and allowed himself to put his arms around James shoulders. He was silently cursing out Lily in his head for being so fucking short. All the while James was sweating because he didn't know how to fucking dance and he knew Sirius knew.
"Need a hand, deer?"
"No."
Sirius grinned and looked at the taller lad, "put your hand on my sides you nitwit and just sway."
James closed his eyes and let out a small smile as he let his hands a little lower than what was probably appropriate for two laddy lads doing lad things.
"James Fleamont Potter, I swear to fucking god you put your hands higher or I'll winguardiam leviosa your ass so hard you'll end up on the fucking moon."
"I mean I do love you to the moon and back."
"So are those your last words then?"
James only smiled wider when he put his hands on his sides much higher than it was before.
"You sure know how to dance."
"Well I've had classes and it sure does come in handy when I get to teach pretty boys like yourself Mr. Potter."
"You think I'm pretty?" James smirked a bit.
"The prettiest."
James took his hand off of Sirius' side to flick his hand as he gasped dramatically, "oh, you flatter me."
"Oh when I'm done with you, you'll be better than flattered," Sirius let out a flirty smile hoping to the lords above that James would give up right now and tell him he knows.
"So naughty."
Sirius took an inhale as he gulped knowing where their dancing would lead to on a normal date.
James thought the same thing and almost at the same time they both had an idea where they knew the other would confess, not knowing they both had the same idea.
James gulped as he spoke, "you know this is where, we would usually get to the uh, kissing part."
Sirius froze up hoping he could have brought it up first, "oh I would love to Jamie."
Sirius would not love to kiss him, considering this would be his first kiss.
"Then we should, yes."
James desperately knew they should not. No.
James knew Sirius would give in, because he knew Sirius knew. And Sirius doesn't know he knows that he knows that he knows.
Right?
James could go through with this until Sirius gives up, he could do this, can't he?
Sirius on the other hand knew James would never go through with this, he had this in the bag, he knew James is doing this just to have Sirius give in. He knew James and he knew he would not go through kissing him, he won't chicken out and if it takes him to almost kiss his best mate he would do it.
Sirius black will never lose.
Sirius gulped, "okay let's kiss then?"
James shifted uncomfortably on his feet and licked his lips having his eyed intent on Sirius, begging him to confess first.
"I'm ready mon amour."
Sirius responded dryly, "planning on french kissing me with that terrible accent?"
"You speak french Lily?" James quipped back and seeing that alarmed look on Sirius' face and although those facial features were Lily's the panic was pure Sirius and he inhaled it.
"Er, no but, I'm not an idiot."
James thought that was the most in character thing Sirius has said this entire afternoon.
"Alright, we-- yeah let's do this dream girl."
Sirius closed his eyes and puckered his lip slowly moving forward, to give James time to fucking confess, and to be fair Sirius was getting quite impatient.
James was not giving in, he also leaned forward as slowly as possible closing his eyes tight, hoping and praying for Sirius to give in.
They were leaning forward, lips almost moving off of their faces as Sirius grabbed James shoulders peeking an eye open and saw James doing nothing that looked like confessing.
They wouldn't kiss, they couldn't, Sirius knew James would give in.
Except he didn't.
Sirius' first kiss was James Potter.
James' first kiss was Sirius Black.
Their lips touched and were firmly pressed on each other not one moving to further the kiss, it lasted an entirety of two whole seconds before there was a loud, "fine, you win!"
"I'm not Lily you twat, you mother fucker, you absolute bastard."
James was still puckering his lips when he opened his eyes and finally fucking smiled.
Instead of a response he clapped, "congratulations Sirius Orion Black, you were my first kiss."
"You stole mine you twat!"
"What?! You were the one who leaned in first!"
"You were the one who said we should, when you knew! I thought you'd give in!"
"Well thank you for confessing your sin pads."
Then they heard clapping and both Sirius and James turned around to find Peter and Remus clapping and James raised his eyebrows, "great show you both, truly. Glad you both finally had your first kiss."
Sirius at this bowed to both at them, "and yet no girlfriend."
James plopped himself next to Remus and laid his head down in his lap after the truly traumatic experience that was his first date. Although Remus paid no attention to him and kept his eyes on Sirius.
"Just a girlfriend?"
Sirius exhaled with a shaky breath, "or a boyfriend."
"Good to know," Remus smirked.
Oh Sirius was really doomed.
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