#incorrect avery

[drowningtheyougestblack]

#Remus commentating quidditch

"Hello everyone. Welcome to the 4th match of the season. Griffindor vs slytherin."

"Alright the match is starting. Players are in position. And WE'RE ON"

"Chaser Mary MacDonald almost got hit by a bludger launched at her. Honesty, what the fuck are griffindor beaters doing? That's like their only job." Everyone can hear sirius' fuck you on that.

"Oo, griffindor seeker has spotted the snitch. She's going for it. She's going to get it. And.. she's a lump on the ground. Honestly McKinnon, you can see the bloody snitch from half way through the pitch but you can't see the ground in front of your FUCKING FACE"

"god that must've hurt. YOU FUCKING DESERVE IT AVERY-"

"Any ways back to the game. Where is that fucking quaffle".

"Seems like james potter has finally took a break from swooning over slytherin seeker black and is speeding towards the goals with the quaffle."

"Let's see if slytherin keeper dolohov has the skill to block the goal or if he's just a useless dick".

"AND TEN POINTS TO GRIFFINDOR. That just proves that dolohov *is* a useless dick"

"McKinnon spots the snitch again. Black would've too if he wasn't so busy staring at james thighs. Like man we know how good they are, but FOCUS ON THE FUCKING GAME. Honestly you both are pathetic".

"REGULUS BLACK HAS CAUGHT THE SNITCH, 150 POINTS TO SLYTHERIN."

"slytherin wins, yay I guess. Looks like he took those words personally.

"Anyways griffindor lost, that's gotta suck".

[lanterns-and-daydreams]

Reporter, to Libby: So, how does it feel to be marrying someone so out of your league?

Libby: Well-

Nash, cutting her off: Feels amazin', darlin', thanks

[urbanflorals]

Xander, throwing his head in Avery's lap: Tell me I'm pretty.

Avery, lovingly stroking their hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, thats what you are.

[saturncodedstarlette]

[You & Arthur relaxing in the flower field, with Arthur just admiring you while you’re making flower crowns]

Arthur, staring at you lovingly : You’re one of my favorite people.

Y/N, tilted head : Who are your other favorite people?

Arthur, shrugs : It’s mostly you. Not a big fan of humankind in general.

Dividers credit : @rookthornesartistry 🟠

[mafiasliege]

Avery: i think i need a hug

Jameson: good thing I'm hug-shaped!

Half an hour later...

Avery: …i think you can let go now

Jameson: no, i absolutely cannot

[unclenappie]

How Avery and Jameson's first conversation basically went:

Jameson: Thanks for agreeing to talk with me.

Avery: I didn't. You just jumped off the balcony and started talking.

Jameson: There's no time for a history lesson.

[banilikesfictionalpeople]

avery, tending to jameson’s wounds: How would you rate your pain?

jameson: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.

[starrynightsxo]

xander: *trying out social media* well Gray... another day, another slay.

grayson: *serious* what type of riddle is that supposed to be Xan? You're losing the Hawthorne touch.

xander:

max: is he funking with us right now??

avery: gray-

jameson (never-miss-an-opportunity-to-screw-with-his-brother) winchester hawthorne: MY, MY, WELL OF COURSE dear brother mine, you see poor xander here...

[incorrectoldgodsquotes]

Servants of the Inner Dark or other dark forces: I have an army. The Green: We have the Walker girls.

[lyhfmlvickyyy]

Alisa: AVERY DID YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH A HAWTHORNE? AFTER I TOLD YOU IT WAS A BAD IDEA?

Thea: AFTER I TOLD YOU THE LAST GIRL WHO GOT INVOLVED WITH THEM DIED?

Avery:

Avery: Yes, and?

[thelordhunkyhair]

Foster: Anyone d- 


keefe: Depressed? 


Fitz: Drained? 


Biana: Dumb? 


Dex: Disliked? 


Foster: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people ...

[shelbgrey]

Life of Dr. Y/n L/n: Part 5

Y/n: *throws piece of lunch meat a Alex while he's sleeping*

Alex, without opening his eyes: *shoves entire piece of ham into his mouth*

Y/n, whispering: I fucking hate you.

[lanterns-and-daydreams]

How i think Avery greets everyone:

Oren:

Avery: *walks out the door and spots Oren* Oren!

Avery: *gives him a hug*

Oren: *trying his best not to smile*

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Jameson:

Avery: *wakes up*

Avery: *sees him next to her*

Avery: *gives him kisses all over*

Jameson: *laughing and kissing her back*

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Grayson:

Avery: *walks by him*

Avery:*stops and stares into his eyes*

Grayson: *stares back*

Avery and Grayson: *staring into each other's eyes, unblinking, for a few seconds*

Avery and Grayson: *aggressive nod*

Avery and Grayson: *going back to what they were initially doing*

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Nash:

Avery: *sees Nash and runs up to him*

Avery: *engulfs Nash into the biggest hug she can*

Nash: *laughs and pats her head*

Avery: *tries to trip him bc "there's no playing dirty if you win"*

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Xander:

Xander:

Avery:

[insert very fast and very complicated handshake]

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Libby:

Avery: *hugs Libby*

Avery: I love you so much ifanyonehurtsyouIwillhireahitman. Good morning. ♥

Libby:

Libby: I love you too. Let's have breakfast together

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Max:

Avery: *from one end of the hallway* Max!

Max: *from the other end of hallway* Avery!

Avery and Max: *walking toward each other Dio and Jotaro style*

(i personally think Max watches anime and Avery finds it funny to make references)

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Alisa:

Avery: Morning Alisa!

Alisa and Avery: *give each other a side hug*

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[urbanflorals]

Avery: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life

Jameson: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!

Grayson: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!

Nash: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!

Xander: My moral code, is that you?

Avery:

Avery: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug?

[bookish-phile]

Jameson : Avery taught me to think before I act.

Jameson : ...So if I smack the shit out of you, rest assured that I thought about it and am confident in my decision.

[mafiasliege]

Avery: idiot

Jameson: :(

Avery: my idiot

Jameson: :)