#incorrect cleo

[theclassclone]

JFK, dramatic: So, I got this, uh, new anime plot. Basically, there's this high school girl, er, except she's got these huge boobs. I mean some serious honkers. A, uh, real set of badonkers. Packin' some dobonhonkeros, er, massive dohonkabhankoloos. BIG OL' tohongerekoogers. [Abe covering Topher's mouth; Frida, laughing into Cleo] CJ: What happens next?! [Joan, rolls eyes; Confucius and Harriet, invested] JFK, even MORE dramatic: Uh, transfer student shows up one day! With even BIGGER bonkhonagahoogs! HUMUNGOUS hungolomhnonoloughongous!

[divorce-quartet-memes]

guys i have made so many memes recently what the fuck

[hollowgl0w]

Mcyt incorrect quotes pt 4

[incorrectmeangills]

Martyn, at Scott: You're my significant other.

Scott: Yeah I am!

Martyn, at Cherri: You're my child.

Cherri: Yes boss.

Martyn, at Ren: You're my bitch.

Ren: Yeah I am- wait, what?

Martyn, at Cleo: My bestie.

Cleo: Naturally.

Martyn, at Grian and Scar: HA, GAY!

Grian: Fuck you.

[lifeseriesincorrectquotes]

Cleo, gardening: Hey, can you bring me the hoe? 

Pearl: Yeah, sure. 

*A few minutes later* 

Pearl: Here you go. 

Cleo: 

Pearl: 

Martyn: Why am I here?

[cambankromyy]

obx tweets pt. 3!

pt. 1; pt. 2; masterlist

warnings: swearing, dirty jokes

[fynchfire]

Life series/Hermitcraft incorrect quotes

Skizz: You played me! Cleo: Like the cheap kazoo you are!

[a-sociopath-do-your-research]

Grian, in secret life: I have this headache that comes and goes

Etho and Cleo: oh, we're sorry, can we help?

Grian: not really

Jimmy, from behind him: hey Grian :)

Grian: oh no he's back

[caramel-sandiego]

Bellum: I can't believe Domino's won't deliver out here. Countess Cleo: Saira, we are on a remote island that few people know exists. What did you expect? Bellum: Well, I expect them to at least try.

[pixiexdusts-world]

Incorrect Quote

Cleo: Where's Kiara ?

Sarah: Don't worry, I'll find them.

Sarah, shouting: Y/n sucks!

Kiara , distantly: Y/n is the best person ever! Fuck you!

Sarah: Found them.

[theclassclone]

Confucius: What did you guys get in the yearbook?

Cleo: Prettiest smile.

Frida: Nicest personality.

Harriet: Most likely to start a bar fight.

CJ: Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one.

[CJ and Harriet high-five and celebrate their matching yearbook votes]

[divorce-quartet-memes]

ur honour. the blorbos.

[tremordusk]

the coven as animals

Alice: Rotweiler

Agatha: Crow

Rio: Snake

Lilia: Idk maybe a parrot or something

Jen: Swan

Billy? Idk some sort of rodent

Billy: If we were animals what animal would you be?

Alice: Easy Rottweiler

Jen, giggles: Babe, you’re more like a golden retriever

Alice: But I can be intimidating

Rio: Alice is a pitbull, next

Lilia: Haven’t really thought about it

Agatha: Jen would be a swan

Jen: Oh…wow for once I actually have nothing to say back to you. That’s probably the nicest thing you ever said to me

Agatha: Don’t be going soft on me now Kale—

Rio: Lilia, would be a parrot.

Lilia: Why am I a parrot?

Rio: 😌✨

Billy: I think Agatha would be a crow

Agatha: Huh, well they are quite pretty

Rio, dreamily: And intelligent, and did you know they hold grudges—

Agatha, covering her mouth: That’s enough from you.

Billy: What am I?

Rio, shoving hand off her mouth: A fucking possum for fucking messing with Death—

Lilia: I think Rio is a snake

Rio: is it because I was the asp on Cleo’s tit?

Agatha: THE WHAT?

Lilia: Explain please

Rio, running out of the room: I hear my azaleas calling me—

Agatha, cracking her knuckles: *looks at Lilia* you go left.

Lilia, cracking her neck: you go right.

[incorrectmeangills]

Martyn: From now on we will be using code names.

Martyn: You can address me as Eagle One.

Martyn: Ren is “been there done that”.

Martyn: Scott is “currently doing that”.

Martyn: Grian is “it happened once in a dream”.

Martyn: Lizzie is “if I had to pick a woman”.

Martyn: And Cleo is..

Martyn: Eagle Two

Cleo: Oh thank god.

[lifeseriesincorrectquotes]

Etho: You remind me of the ocean. 

Cleo: Because I'm deep and mysterious? 

Etho: No, because you're full of salt and you scare people.

[obx-incorrect-quotes]

JJ: Rules were made to be broken.

Pope: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.

John B: Uh, piñatas.

Kiara: Glow sticks.

Cleo: Karate boards.

Sarah : Spaghetti when you have a small pot.

JJ: Rules.