#incorrect abe

[theclassclone]

Topher: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million dollars? JFK, looks at Confucius: Uh, you stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we can, er, buy a big-ass house! Abe, shakes JFK: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million. JFK, eyes sparkling: Good idea! Topher: That's actually really smart.

[nyree2712]

Top Gun - Incorrect Quote 166

Iceman: *Wearing only a towel around his waist* Guys, could you throw me a shirt?

Maverick: *Very much speaking to Ice's abs* Yeah, here you gay - I mean go, I said go-

Slider: *Mimicking a newcaster* Mitchell had never wanted to be railed so bad in his life. More at six

[courageisneverforgotten]

[blueberry-sleight]

nineteen<- ->twenty one

[wwrenwrites]

Raining Men

Y/N: ** watching a Tiktok of the Olympian swimmers **

It’s Raining Men hallelujah it’s raining men-

Jason: That Redhood edit must have been that good for you to play it 6 times in loop

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Anthony: I think this family had a good year. I feel like a proud mama hen whose baby chicks learned to fly.

Benedict: Interesting analogy, Anthony. Chickens are famously bad at flying.

[whotfelsewantedtobelynnyx]

More Agatha All Along Incorrect Quotes!

(except these ones mostly have no actual source and just came from my brain :) )

⚠️Warning for some mild sexual content and mentions of alcohol! ⚠️

Teen: So did dying and coming back ultimately make you less afraid of death?

Lilia, taking a long sip of her wine: No, but learning she sometimes calls Agatha ‘Mommy’ in bed did.

*the coven, doing some spring cleaning*

Jen, who is perfectly capable of lifting it herself: Alice, can you come move this for me?

Alice, wiping some sweat off her forehead: Sure, Jen.

Jen, watching her from across the room: Mmm. Delightful.

Agatha, whispering in her ear: Pervert.

Jen, casually watching television: I don’t understand why TV producers have to put those warnings at the beginning of the episode, telling people not to recreate what they see. I mean, this guy’s trying to parachute off his own roof so he can steal fruit from his neighbor’s yard. People aren’t really THAT stupid in real life, are they?

Alice (a former first responder), lounging in her lap with her eyes closed: Yes, they are.

Lilia, watching out the window as Teen and Agatha climb up to the roof: Yes, they are.

Agatha: Are you two seriously crying over a cartoon meant for preschoolers?

Alice, wiping her eyes: No.

Teen, rewinding their episode of Bluey: Yes.

Jen, stalking into the room: AGATHA!

Agatha, rolling her eyes: What the hell are you upset about NOW?

Jen: YOUR WIFE JUST BIT ME!

Agatha: Uh-huh. Sure.

Jen, brandishing her arm: LOOK.

Agatha, spitting out her drink: Wait, what the hell- Rio, you ACTUALLY bit her?!

Rio: Her perfume smelled tasty :3

Agatha: Kid, we need to talk.

Teen, sighing: Are you about to give me a lecture on consent and safe sex?

Agatha: Huh? How did you know?

Teen: I’m not stupid. Did you really think I didn’t notice that condoms mysteriously started appearing in the bathroom cabinets when I started bringing Eddie over?

Agatha: What makes you think the two things are related?! Those could have belonged to anyone in this household!

Teen: YOU’RE ALL LESBIANS, AGATHA! WHOSE WOULD THEY BE?!

Agatha, who’s incredibly drunk: Y’know what I love about women, Alice? Kissing’em. Loooooove it. My mom tried to beat it outta me, but she couldn’t. Still a girl kisser over here.

Alice, who’s also seriously drunk: Amen.

Agatha, wildly gesticulating: Smelling her perfume, grabbing her ass, feeling her grab MY ass…TITS…

Alice, nodding sagely: Good. All good.

Agatha: Winding your fingers through her hair, pulling her closer…

Alice: Losing me there.

Agatha: What, Jen isn’t into hair pulling?

Alice:

Agatha:

Alice:

Agatha: …I now recognize my mistake.

[theocddiaries]

Abraham: I heard Shadow moved in with you. That place must be a war zone, huh? Tails: Nope. Ever since they started dating, they barely even fight. Abraham: …No voices raised? Tails: Nope. Abraham: Not even a playful insult? Tails: Nothing. Disgustingly happy. I'll never get rid of this guy if he keeps it up. Shadow: Fox, other kids would be thrilled their brother’s dating someone who treats him so well. Tails: Other kids aren’t unlucky enough to have you as a brother-in-law. Abraham: Well, next time you argue, you won’t even know how. You're gonna get rusty. Sonic: By the moment, I don't have reasons to argue with him. Abraham: Oh come on, there's so many reasons… What if he comes home at five in the morning? Sonic: He can come home whenever he wants, I’m not his boss. Abraham: And what if one of you blows two grand on stupid stuff? Sonic: Okay, he did get mad when that happened, but then he helped me make a budget planner. Shadow: Besides, most of it was his money anyway. Abraham: And what if he leaves his stuff lying around? Shadow: He already does. I clean and he cooks. Abraham: Oh, and what if one of you gets tired? Sonic: Then we say so and switch things up. Tails: No use, Abraham, it’s impossible. And since the guy’s immortal, no matter where you try to send him, he always comes back home.

[mushed-kid]

[getyourhoseinthegame]

Chimney: You don't see me saying anything about Buck and Eddie‘s weird little relationship.

Buck and Eddie, in unison: They're just jealous.

[theclassclone]

Abe: Why does everyone want to kill Principal Scudworth? CJ: Because, goddamnit, have you seen him? His neck looks so snappable.

[criminallydelusional]

"I'm gay" "I'm straight" okay??? I am Jehovah's most secret witness??? So I might have to dedicate my life to Christmas??? And act just like I love it til the day I die????

[courageisneverforgotten]

"Well, I've only talked to her once while she was borrowing a pencil, but her name is Britta, she's 28, birthday in October, she has two older brothers and one of them works with children who have a disorder I might want to look up. Oh, and she thinks she's going to flunk tomorrow's test so she really needs to focus and she's sorry if it makes her seem cold."

[blueberry-sleight]

(i don't care what you say troy would want to try topping at least once okay)

seventeen <- -> nineteen

[tiger-grace]

Tim, holding up an alarm clock timer counting down:

Jason: what the actual hell are you doing??

Tim: Damian and Duke wanted to sneak out and needed a distraction. Is it working?

Jason: ..I’m gonna to finish the job this time

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Anthony: Where is everyone?

Benedict: Colin had a nervous collapse, Francesca is taking him to the doctor, Eloise went back to bed, Hyacinth is yelling at Gregory, and I’m in charge.

Anthony: …Fuck.

Benedict: I know, right?