#incorrect command batch

[crashlanding-skywalker]

Fordo: Where are the kids?

Alpha-17: They're playing hide and seek.

Fordo: Where?

Alpha-17, looking at him: I don't think you get how the game works.

[thelastd0mino]

star wars as ao3 tags cus why nottt

[thedirtiwalkoniswet]

Guys I can't stop | -> pt. one

[tattycoram]

Cody: I swear on my brother's lives I am a straight man Bly: HELP I CANT BREATH, TELL AYLA I LOVE HER Rex: The light...its getting closer... Fox: MY HEART I THINK ITS FAILING Wolffe: If I knew I was gonna die today I would've bullied Fox more

[mearchy]

Cody: Why so many guns, vod? You work a desk job.

Fox: [loading another rifle] Coruscant’s haunted.

Cody: What?

Fox: [walking out the door] Sith lord. Coruscant’s haunted.

-

But seriously, why don’t more people mention how many guns fox seems to have? This is more than the rex, cody, bly, or wolffe figures. Fox canonically being fucking insane/overarmed in this way is so funny to me.

[archivewriter1ont]

Bad Batch Incorrect Quotes

Rex: So, how's adjusting to your new squad going? Echo: Well, my net worth has certainly gone up. Rex: *confused* Uh, what? Echo: Yeah, you know. What you're worth when you're caught in a net. Rex: Rex: I'm sorry can you please explain that. Echo: We were running out of fuel on our last assignment so we landed in a Separatist port and Hunter put on a disguise and turned Tech in. We got six thousand credits for him. Rex: Six. Thousand? Echo: Yeah, turns out he's the lowest-value option at the moment, but Wrecker said he got turned in the last time. He's worth ten thousand, because he's blown up, like, a ton of important stuff, apparently. Hunter and Cross are probably in the eleven to twelve k range but they can't agree on who's worth more. Rex: Rex: You sold your brother!!!??? Crosshair: *offscreen* Are you even brothers if you haven't sold each other once? Tech: When we were cadets I sold Crosshair to Hunter for two credits. Crosshair: Those were imaginary credits, Tech. Tech: Which was the agreed-upon currency at the time. That transaction has never been voided, by the way. Legally, you still belong to Hunter. Hunter: Please, void it. I don't want him anymore. Here, take your two fake credits. Wrecker: Don't say that! Come here, Crosshair. I want you. Rex: *still on the comm* YOU SOLD YOUR BROTHER? Echo: We obviously got him back, Rex. Chill out. We fueled up in like ten minutes and went to retrieve him. He's fine. Rex: So you sold him and then you stole him BACK? Tech: Obviously. This squad would not survive without me for longer than the time it takes to refuel. That is why we usually sell Hunter or Wrecker. Additionally, they do not require extraction as they usually do that on their own.

Echo: I'm worth three thousand at the moment. But ten thousand is coming, wait and see! Rex: *frightened ori'vod noises*

[tcw-incorrect-quotes]

Bly: If we put Fox and Wolffe in a room, who would come out crying first? Ponds: The room.

[cloud-bees]

Cody, convincing Rex that Clone Force 99 can help them: I absolutely trust them. Rex: They’re not some kind of mad men then? Cody: Rex: Cody: I absolutely trust them.

[stars-n-spice]

How Cody's first meeting with Hunter and Crosshair went:

Based on this:

By the amazing @here-comes-the-moose!

[here-comes-the-moose]

Hunter: Oh Crosshair’s at that special age where a boy only has one thing on his mind.

Cody: Boys?

Crosshair: Homicide.

[crashlanding-skywalker]

[The domino twins meeting the command batch for the first time]

Fives, smiling: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life.

Fox: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!

Gregor: Oh wow, my childhood innocence, Thank you for finding this.

Wolffe: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!

Bly: Moral code, is that you?!

Echo:

Fives:

Echo, concerned: We were just gonna show you this cool trunk Nala Se left us but do you guys need a hug?

[thelastd0mino]

this is my new obsession and y'all have to deal with it!! (if y'all want to see a character-specific post or just more of a certain character lmk and i'll do it! i am for the people.)

[youwannagohomeandrethinkyourlife]

Obi-Wan: When you said you were "magical in bed" this isn't exactly what I was expecting.

Cody: *pulls out a card from the deck* Is this your card?

Obi-Wan: Holy shi-

[tattycoram]

Cody: There must be endless information you've gathered as Marshall commander of the coruscant guard Fox: I know everyone's little secrets Cody: I don't suppose you'd share any with me? Fox: You'd never guess which senator has a foot fetish Cody: Not at all the sort of information I was looking for Cody: Cody: Who

[galaxyofjedi]

[archivewriter1ont]

Clone Wars Incorrect Quotes

Obi-Wan: Oh, dear! Cody, what happened to your hand?

Cody: I punched the General, Sir.

Obi-Wan: *thinking of the general most likely to get on Cody's nerves* I'm sure Anakin deserved it.

Cody: *clears throat uncomfortably* Not that general, Sir.

Obi-Wan: Well, you haven't punched me.

Cody: It was the droid general, Sir. General Grievous.

Obi-Wan:

Obi-Wan: You punched. General. Grievous.

Cody: Yes, Sir.

Obi-Wan:

Obi-Wan: Could you please start over from the beginning?