#incorrect inej

[grishaverse-said]

Kaz: You’re the love of my life, I would do anything for you.

Inej: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Kaz: Absolutely not.

[on-the-outside]

Jesper: So are you gonna explain how the hell you crashed my car?

Inej: Well we were driving and there was a deer in the road, so I said "Kaz, deer!"

Jesper: ...And what did Kaz do?

Inej: ...He said "Yes, Honey?"

[crowsnotvultures]

incorrect sab subtitles part (?/?)

[lanterns-and-daydreams]

Most of the other women in fiction when the love interest is a bad man: its okay, i can fix him. Ill change him <3

Inej Ghafa: no one can change this mf. If he loves me, he'll change himself

[nainz7]

me reading six of crows: yes kaz’s perspective i can’t wait to know what the plan is

kaz: lol you and me both anyway let me tell you how beautiful inside out inej is and have i mentioned her laugh because-

[familiar-anonymous]

Jesper, to Kaz: *drunk as hell* Kaz thinks he knows everything but he has no idea I'm in love with Wylan.

Kaz: *criminal offensive side eye* Shut. Up.

Jesper : Ops! Sorry! My bad.

Jesper, to Wylan: Kaz thinks he knows everything but he has no idea I'm in love with Wylan.

Wylan: Y-you're in love with me?!

Jesper: ...

Jesper: Where the f*ck is Inej when I am talking to her?!

[five-of-cr]

[thecrxwclub]

“He can’t even bother to learn my name. It’s not even a long name.”

— SHADOW AND BONE S2 BEING A COMEDY pt1

[jazzkrebber]

Kaz: checkmate

Wylan: what- we're playing monopoly???

Kaz: when you can't beat the odds, change the game

[ambericesage]

Pekka Rollins: I invited you into the woods because I crave the most dangerous game

Ten-year-old Kaz, nodding: Knife monopoly

Pekka Rollins:

Pekka Rolkins: I was actually going to hunt you for sport but now I'm interested in whatever the fuck knife monopoly is

[ivashkovadrian]

incorrect crows quotes #6

[grishaverse-said]

Kaz: I can’t believe all these people are wearing black. Black is supposed to be my thing, they’re all posers. Inej: Kaz, for the last time, we’re at a funeral.

[octobers-veryown]

You can love a character & still admit when they’re wrong. I love Kaz Brekker but I acknowledge his flaws (none, he’s perfect) and I can hold him accountable for his wrongdoings (he’s never done anything wrong in his life) an call him out on his actions (which are always right).

[dwyntwo]

Kaz at the doctor's office.

Doctor: "Okay, so I found nothing wrong with your stomach."

Kaz: "So I'm healthy."

Doctor: *laughing fit* "No." Wipes tears out of his eyes. "SAINTS no."

[barrel-crow-n]

Kaz: I can excuse torture, but I draw the line at disrespecting women

Inej: You can excuse torture???

[kanej-is-superior]

Inej: Kaz why are you on the floor Kaz: I'm depressed Kaz: I've also been stabbed.