#incorrect leverage

[gnar-slabdash]

Parker: You know what the number one thing people ask me is-

Eliot: “Are you allowed to be here”?

Hardison: “How did you get in”?

[lucy-frostblade]

eliot: love is a weakness and an evolutionary mistake. sophie: you're literally making flower crowns for parker and hardison as we speak eliot, pointing a rose stem threateningly: you're on thin fucking ice

[corpusdiem-seizethedead]

Jack: What the hell is going on down there? Spot killed somebody?

Race: No, Spot did not kill somebody! *to Spot* You didn’t, did you?

Spot: Of course not.

Davey: *nervous* You’d tell us though, wouldn’t you?

Spot: *sarcastic* Yes, Mouth, I would tell you if I murdered the mark!

[batserebus]

Eliot: Love is a weakness and an evolutionary mistake.

Sophie: You’re literally making flower crowns for Parker and Hardison as we speak.

Eliot, pointing a rose stem threateningly: You’re on thin fucking ice.

[independent-fics]

Sophie: And how did you happen to meet your partners, Eliot? The woman you're dating now?

Eliot: In the ER getting stitched up after a fight.

Sophie: And the one before that?

Eliot: In the ER getting stitched up after a fight.

Sophie: And before that?

Eliot: *now furtively looking around to come up with some variation of an answer* uh… in a fight.

[aprill-99]

Character A: “The real tragedy was the friends we made along the way.”

Character B: “Don’t you mean ‘treasure’?”

Character A: “No. Having to care about other people has been a real bummer for me and my personal goals.”

[tangents-within-tangents]

*Echo’s comm goes off in the middle of a mission*

Rex: I thought I told you to turn that off

Echo: This is the ‘emergencies only’ comm code

Rex: Okay just make it quick

Echo: Omega, are you okay? What’s the emergency?

Omega: I can’t find my soccer shoes!

Rex:

Howzer:

Gregor:

Echo:

Echo: Did you check the-

[darkfaegaming]

Rhiannon: "Going to plan B?"

Violet: "Technically, that would be plan G."

Rhiannon: "How many plans do we have? Is there a plan M?"

Violet: "Yeah, Dain dies in Plan M."

Xaden: "I like plan M!"

[we-provide-leverage]

Nate: "Tap into their security cameras." Hardison: "Oh sure, let me just load my 'Tap Into Every Security Camera in New York' app." Hardison: "I'm sorry if that sounded like sarcasm, it wasn't. I'm in."

[dresdenfilesincorrectquotes]

Harry: *on the phone with Marcone while holding a goon in place* Why are you sending your second rate goons to kill me?

Second Rate Goon: *offended face*

Harry: If I'm not honest, how can you improve?

[gnar-slabdash]

[leverage-ot3]

[corpusdiem-seizethedead]

Pulitzer: I think I hate you

Jack: I am ok with that.

[batserebus]

Hardison: Eliot, why are you lying face down on the floor?

Eliot: I have depression.

Hardison: Ah.

Eliot: I've also been stabbed three times.

Hardison: Eliot what the fuck-

[ageofthegeekdotcon]

[aprill-99]

Assistant: “This whole criminal empire thing takes a lot more paperwork than I thought.”

Boss: “It’s called organized crime for a damn reason Sheryl.”