#incorrect obikin

[virahaus]

Luminara: So, how was the honeymoon?

Obi-Wan: Anakin got drunk after three drinks and tried to destroy our marriage certificate.

Luminara: ... I'm sure he didn't mean-

Obi-Wan: He said, "good luck trying to return me without the receipt".

Obi-Wan: I love him.

[incorrectstarwarsquotess]

Anakin: I bet if I was pregnant you’d be listening to every single word I have to say.

Ahsoka: If you were pregnant, I think we’d have a lot of questions.

Obi-Wan, confused: What The fuck??????

[magnusbae]

it's obi-wan, obi-wan is the visitor

[gretchenzellerbarnes]

Dooku: Listen here pretty boy- Anakin: Why is "pretty boy" considered an insult? Dooku: ...it's- Anakin: Call me pretty boy again. Dooku: Anakin: I want to be the ✨prettiest boy✨ you've ever seen 💖

[help-me-obi-wan-ur-my-only-hope]

when during tcw era obi wan is kidnapped by a neutral planet and the jedi/republic cannot help him due to political issues:

Anakin, after ignoring 7 council orders, technically stealing a republic warship, and violating at least 3 peace treaties: *force slams the door* where is he??!

Ventress, already untying obi wan:

Anakin:

Ventress:

Anakin: you-

Ventress: look kid, how about we-

Cody, crushing through another corridor with blasters in hand: general!!! Are you-

Cody:

Anakin:

Ventress:

Maul, hiding in the corner:

[kittimau]

-_-'

[kaftanbezpieczenstwa]

palpatine: ah, anakin, but obi-wan can't tell you what to do. he's not your master anymore.

anakin, slowly taking a step back: ...yes, he is.

[secondlastpsycho]

yes i know i like that trope bc of some deep psychological trauma crap i do not care it makes me happy why can’t you let me be happy please let me be happy i am depressed individual and i need the fictional characters to get away okay

[jouskalove]

go big or go home.

based on this post.

[disast3rtransp0rt]

Grand Inquisitor: Why are we going after one singular old-ass Jedi when we could be wiping out an entire branch of Rebel intelligence?

Darth Vader: I am the manager of this flying Hot Topic and you will do as I fucking ask, do you understand???

[themistymountainscold]

anakin: would you love me if i was a worm?

obi-wan: actually, worm brains don't always produce hormones to induce love, so the real question would be would you love me if you were a worm?

anakin: for once in your life, can you just answer the fucking question-

[virahaus]

Obi-Wan, with a arm around Anakin's waist: Anakin and I are having a baby.

Ahsoka, confused: but you are both men-

Anakin, slapping adoption papers on the table: it’s you, sign here.

[slut4-haydenchristensen]

Anakin, wearing a lighter shade of black robes:

Obi-Wan: I see you’ve broken out the spring colors.

[magnusbae]

Obikin: Incorrect Quotes

[gretchenzellerbarnes]

Anakin: Wait, you're bisexual? Anakin: Why? Obi-Wan: Well, it started off as a 7 day free trial and I forgot to cancel so here we are.

[sad-stucky-shipper-107]

Im pretty sure this has been done before but:

Darth Maul: I will destroy you happiness Kenobi! Obi wan: My Happiness??? I am happy?!! * turns to Anakin* why didn't you tell me about this this? Anakin: (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻