#incorrect pansmione quotes

[daddiesdrarryy]

Pansy: We both look very beautiful tonight

Hermione: You know, if you’d just said that I looked beautiful, I would have said, “So do you,” Pansy

Pansy: I couldn’t take that chance

[crackishincorrecthp]

Pansy: Okay, spill the tea, Golden Trio! Tell us something we don't know! Harry: Well, there was this time in first year where Hermione set Snape on fire Draco: No way! Granger would never do that! Ron: She definitely did it, I saw it with my own eyes! I can show you the memory if you want Blaise: Not that I don't believe you, but...Set a professor on fire? That's not Granger at all Hermione: Oh, but I definitely did that and it was fun! Pansy: Oh Merlin! Am I dating the female version of Finnigan? Hermione: I can assure you aren't, I'm just saying it was fun because it was Snape Harry: Who we thought wanted to kill me Draco: So you asked Granger to set him on fire?! Harry: No, that was Hermione's idea Ron: Well, I kinda told her we needed a distraction, but I didn't think she would use fire! Blaise, looking at Draco & Pansy: Okay, am I the only one who thinks we need a new name for our partners? 'Cause Golden Trio won't do it anymore after hearing that they set professors on fire out of spite

[yourfave-griffindor]

Pansy: so what can I get hermione?

Blaise: chocolates!

Ron: a book!

Draco: A HAIRBUSH!

Blaise, Ron and Pansy all looked at Draco

Pansy: i think it’s best for me not to take advice from someone who made there crush there enemy..

Blaise and Ron try to hide there laughs but fail miserably.

Draco: IT WAS FIRST YEAR AND I DIDN’T MEAN TO MAKE HIM MY ENEMY?!?!

Pansy started laughing along with Ron and Blaise

Draco: YOU- I- MY FATHER WILL HEAR OF THIS!

Blaise: what the one who hates potter?

The three of them laugh harder and Draco walks off in a mood.

[yourneighborhoodfrog]

*In an aboned corner of library*

Draco: Should we tell our friends about us?

Pansy: *standing behind Draco without him knowing* *knows about Draco and Harry since two months*

Harry: *trying not to laugh* I don't think that will be necessary

Draco: What do you mean?

Pansy: Boo

Second post for today, wohoo ✨️

[astro-likes-tea]

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Heyy, im putting the tags as anything i like a lot because i need cool friends, so if you see this, look at the tags and see what we have in common <3

[author-david-jimenez]

Harry: Favorite horror movie?

Draco: It

Hermione: Saw

Blaise: Annabelle

Pansy: High School Musical. after watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I’d be the only one who didn’t know the lyrics

[hermioneblackdelacour]

Ginny: "Do you keep a swear jar?"

Hermione: "Ginny, my wives are literally the richest people in the wizarding world."

Hermione: "They can swear everytime they want and the money stays in the vault."

[why-are-death-eaters-so-hot]

Draco: Hermione and Pansy think they're the hotter couple. So, to prove them wrong we have to go and have a ton of sex.

Harry: Draco, you have to stop being so competitive. Just to prove them wrong you want me to go upstairs and have sex with you over, and over, and over, and I'm saying no to this why? Get your coat!

[looopylupin]

pansy: i wish i could see thestrals.

draco: ..is that a threat

[big-ronnev-fan]

Neville: I love you

Ron: aww I love you too

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Theo: I love you

Blaise: well that's a mistake

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Hermione: I love you

Pansy: thanks, I love me too

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Harry: I love you

Draco: ew

[mutifandomcartoondumbass]

I think I might post a lot of incorrect quotes I come up with and head canons and small little dribbles of ideas for different fandoms, mainly of lesbian ships. The fandoms I have ideas for currently are, Harry Potter, lumberjanes, dark and hollow star and Wednesday. That’s it for right now. I’m sure I’ll add more later when I have ideas. I’m a part of way to many fandoms. so expect to see something some time today since I plan on writing a lot today.

[daddiesdrarryy]

Pansy: You’re gonna ace this test

Hermione: You think that because you love me, and love has made you dumb

Pansy: I disagree. If anything, love has made me smarter. Remember last week when I boiled that egg?

Hermione: That was big. I was really proud of you

[crackishincorrecthp]

Hermione: How the hell did you crash the car?! Pansy: A better question would be WHY did you decide to crash the car the first time you're driving it? Draco: So I was just driving today, right? And my navigation told me to go straight and I was like "woah, that's homophobic"...So I went gay, instead. THAT'S when I got into the accident Hermione: Pansy: Harry, with a proud smile: And THAT'S who I'm in love with, ladies and gentlemen

[river-nix]

Harry Potter Crack #21

Hello, everyone! I do not own any of the characters in this animation, so I take no credit for their original creation. Nor do I take credit for the original creation of the dialogue, I found it when searching the “incorrect quotes” tag. I just re-animated them in Gacha Life for this fun project.

Ko-Fi

[yourneighborhoodfrog]

Lucius: Draco, you're gonna marry Pansy Parkinson and produce an heir.

Hermione: 😋

Harry: 😋

Draco: Bye bye father!

[sapphicwhxre]

pansy: can i sit here?

hermione: that’s my lap

pansy: i’m not hearing a no