#incorrect will byers quotes

[harringroveera]

How Billy and Will first met each other

Inspired by @ventya text post

[lavenderstobins]

stranger tweets part 5

[part 1] [part 2] [part 3] [part 4] [part 5.5] [part 6] [part 7]

[piliharrington]

*At Steve and Eddie's house*

Jancy's kid: Uncle Eddie, why don't you have a wife?

Eddie: Because I'm gay.

Jancy's kid: What does that mean?

Eddie: It means I like boys, not girls.

Jancy's kid: Then why don't you have a husband?

Eddie, looks to Steve who is in the kitchen minding his own business: I don't know. WHY DON'T I HAVE A HUSBAND, STEVE?

[criminally-obsessed]

STEVE: Oh, to be a bored heir to the throne who keeps rejecting marriage proposals due to being secretly in love with the cute gardener. EDDIE: Oh, to be a cute gardener who secretly places roses in the heir’s room because they are in love with them. ARGYLE: Oh, to be the palace guard who discreetly helps to boost the cute gardener up the wall for their secret deliveries in the middle of the night. ROBIN: Oh, to be the heir’s best friend witnessing the two fools dance around each other while knowing damn well that the two like each other. NANCY: Oh, to be the noble suitor from another royal family who comes to know of their love instantly and plans an entire plan to get them their happy ending. JOHNATHAN: Oh, to be a medieval peasant who knows nothing about the heir’s personal life and who dies of dysentery at age 23.

[coldninjaruins-blog]

Jonathan: If a stranger came up to you and said, "I'm your brother's friend, he told me to pick you up." What would you say?

Will: I'd say, "You're lying. My brother has no friends."

Jonathan: Not where I was going, but okay.

[steddiealltheway]

Jonathan: Who else is hiding in the laundry room trying to listen to Robin and Nancy's convo?

Argyle: Me. I'm in the laundry basket.

Eddie: I'm in the washing machine.

Steve: I'm in the closet.

Argyle: We accept you Steve. <3

Steve: No I'm literally in the closet.

Argyle: Love is love. <3

[princessdave]

I’m really surprised that at no point so far has a character mixed up “upside down” with “down under” and accidentally led another character to think that they were talking about Australia the whole time. And by another character I mean Argyle.

Jonathan: it’s full of monsters with hundreds of teeth

Argyle: yeah, everyone knows that

Jonathan: and there’s really dangerous plants

Argyle: I’ve heard that too

Will: and there’s this giant spider made of smoke that can mind control you

Argyle: I didn’t know that, but it’s not surprising based on everything else I’ve heard about Australia

Will: ….

Jonathan: ….

Jonathan: what?

[steddiesucker]

Eddie, kissing Steve: Hey sweetheart.

Steve, kissing back: What’s up, babe.

Jonathan: Did we miss something?

Robin: Oh, no no, they’re just playing a game, no biggie.

Argyle: What game?

Robin: It’s called gay chicken. The point of the game is for two guys to pretend to be gay together for as long as possible, and whoever chickens out first loses.

Jonathan: And how long has it been since they are, uh… pretending?

Robin: Three weeks.

Argyle:

Jonathan:

Nancy, leaning over: They’re pretty stubborn.

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Read the awesome fic by @unclewaynemunson on AO3: The gayest chicken in Hawkins

[byler-alarmist]

Will: how come you never called me in Lenora?

Mike: Will, I couldn't possibly!! You know El and I are together! Are you saying I should cheat on her? On my girlfriend?? How could you even think such a-

[rogueddie]

Onion Headlines 2.0

[onstoryladders]

stranger things text posts, prev and next

[harringroveera]

And being gay in a small town in the 80s

[lavenderstobins]

stranger tweets part 2

[part 1] [part 3] [part 4] [part 5] [part 5.5] [part 6] [part 7]

[bisexual-cryptid]

Stranger Things + Textposts (pt ?)

[curseyouperrytheplatypus]

[madbyer]

Jonathan: Hawkins isn’t that small

Argyle: Your girlfriend’s brother is your brother’s boyfriend, and also your sister’s ex.