#credits to the post on Reddit

[steddiesucker]

Eddie, kissing Steve: Hey sweetheart.

Steve, kissing back: What’s up, babe.

Jonathan: Did we miss something?

Robin: Oh, no no, they’re just playing a game, no biggie.

Argyle: What game?

Robin: It’s called gay chicken. The point of the game is for two guys to pretend to be gay together for as long as possible, and whoever chickens out first loses.

Jonathan: And how long has it been since they are, uh… pretending?

Robin: Three weeks.

Argyle:

Jonathan:

Nancy, leaning over: They’re pretty stubborn.

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Read the awesome fic by @unclewaynemunson on AO3: The gayest chicken in Hawkins

[frownyalfred]

ao3 writers when asked what they’d do differently if DC comics let them:

[unclefathersantateddy]

Me, before season 14: regular size Rudy is mid. Wet blanket. A room temperature salad. The vibes are giving future-incel.

Me, after season 14: OHHHH!!! regular sized Rudy is actually so relatable!!!! He's not a piece of soggy lettuce he's just ANXIOUS!! ALL, the, TIME! What a mood.

Credit: u/gatsomaru2

[tiktowafel]

[limefrogg]

1 day in the life of Honda mechanic Max

[1] In the morning at 6 am at the circuit...

[2] ...Max begins with his work...

[3] ...There's always a problem...

[4] ...Today it's the gearbox...

[5] ...And the mirror is crooked again...

[6] ...A good mechanic fixes everything...

[7] ...But what's really annoying...

[8] ...Is that when you're famous...

[9] ...Everyone wants to take a picture with you!

Source (sort of, sadly can't find the original magazine where this is from)

[pockethexapod]

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Here is a very un-recent G-Max Falinks that in my infinite wisdom I never posted to my preferred platform. Very proud of them.

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G-Max Unite (Fighting-Type Moves): A Fighting-type attack that Gigantamax Falinks use. This move raises all of the user's stats, but prevents switching.

Pokédex Entry (Sword): They do not know fear and subsist solely on victory. One such Falinks was tasked with defending Galar from certain doom long ago; the only proof of that battle was a crater that is now an ocean. Pokédex Entry (Shield): The veteran issues cunning orders beneath a burning flag of Gigantamax energy to the fortress of troopers it rides. No attack exists that can make it past their combined defense.

[ajdrawsig]

[unknownteapot]

no no i am dONE. DONE u hear me?? i see u smosh redditors who lurk on here and put our posts on r/smosh to discuss!!!! i SEE you, how about u join tumblr?? how about u make posts of ur own?? how about we become moots?? do it. do it are u scared. you're scared aren't u. c'mon be moots with me. join the smoshblr community. i dare u.

[ashironie]

me live posting ep 10 of tmagp

MR BONZO!!!!!!

MR 6!!!!!!

BURIED!!!!!!!!

CREEPY MUSIC!!!!!

NO ONE REMEMERS WHO NAMED BONZO!!!!!!

THE MIRROR RAN A SHOW ON A CHEF!!!!!

RIMBO!!!

CLOWNS!!!!!

HE ATTACKED HIM WITH A FRYING PAN

IT WAS ALL BONZO!!!!

THE CREEPY MUSIC IS CLOWN LIKE

THERE WERE 11 BODIES

GWEN!!!! THATS GWEN!! OR WAIT IS IT LENA???? DOES SHE DO WORK TO?? NO THATS CELIA!!!! AND COLIN!!!! HE SOUNDS BETTER!!!!!!

CELIA WAS VERY UNIMPRESSED BY THE STATEMENT!!!

THREE THERAPISTS!!!! WOW DUDE. HE ISNT BETTER. AHHH CELIA AND COLIN SECRET!!! WAIT FREDDY DID SOMETHING? NO IM CRAZY! OH COLINS HERE WITHOUT LENA KNOWING!!!!

SAM AND ALICE!!!! MY TWO FAVORITE GIRL FAILS!!!!

RATS!!!!!

‘ILL KNOW IT WHEN I SEE IT’!!!

AHHHH ALICE IS HERE BECAUSE SHE LOVES SAM!!!!!

celia is there on a saturday??

is this the same day?

WHAT IS THAT!!!!!

SAM DID KNOW IT WHEN HE SAW IT!

Mulch

SAM IS NOT FINE

:(

CARVED FLOOR IN THE BIG ATRIUM

no clue how to spell that

THERES SOMETHING ELSE!

A KEY!

BONZO!!!!!!!! GWEN!!!!!!!! actually i don’t know if it’s bonzo. NIGEL!!! ITS NOT FOR HIM!!?! FOR BONZO???? CREEPY MUSIC!!!

OH MY GOD WTF

DONT STARE

GWEN GIVE IT TO HIM

BONZO!!!!!!!!

GWEN DW YOU CANT DIE THIS EARLY

YOUR WELCOME AGAIN??? HIS HOUSE????

GWEN YOU GOOD???

ALICE AND SAM!!!!!!

HE BROKE THROUGH A FUCKIN DOOR?

WHOS OFFICE???? JONS???? ARCHIE???? ARCHIE-VIST

SHE SAID IT SHE SAID IT!!!!!!!!! ARCHIVE ARCHIVE!!!!!

WORM TRACKS!!!! OTHERWORLDLY POWER!!!!!

CAREFUL!!!!

SAM ARE YOU OK?????

alice is sexy

WE STILL HAVE TIME LEFT IN THE EP

MEMORIES WITHOUT CONTEXT

WHY DID THEY NOT CHOOSE HIM

AWWWW ALICE CARES

NOT A LOT THO

IF I ACTUALLY SHIPPED THEM I WOULD BE EATING GOOD WITH THIS!!!!

WHO LEFT THEIR PHONE???

SAM???

THERES SCURRYING

AND SHIT HAPPENING

IM SCARED!!!!

DOOR!!? WHOS THERE??? JON??? FEARS??? SOMETHING ELSE????

[lopez-danger]

So do you think they’d pass out if you showed them their wedding photos or?

[bcofl0ve]

“Every year on Christmas, my mother would give me a Christmas ornament and she would write the date on each one. When I was probably 3 or 4 [years old], because I think this was ’94, as soon as I could start talking, I would basically say what I wanted to wear. I called Levi’s ‘pocket pants,’ so I said, ‘I want to wear my pocket pants.’ So my mother took a pair of actual Levi’s and sewed a little tiny pair of jeans and then took the little red Levi’s tag off and sewed that on as well, and so I still have that on my Christmas tree.”

- Austin Butler (circa 2019)

[grogumaximus]

Max Verstappen and GP's radio messages | 2023 United States Grand Prix

[btsicedtea]

Who do you want to see on s2 of suchwita?

[skinnypaleangryperson]

I'm going to go with the interpretation that this is foreshadowing about Unity in the next series, which suggests that she is still very much apart of Rick's affections. I can't say I'm thrilled about it, considering how dysfunctional they are and that she clearly has no trouble hurting him-but it does make it very clear that he still had affection for this whole time despite how deeply she's heard him had despite how dry and disdainful he was towards her in this season's episode with her. Especially with that regretful look that he had on his face at the end of the episode when Unity said she didn't trust him-

It makes me feel so bittersweet about the way that Rick responds to Unity in season 7-in the sense that he talks to her with an incredibly cold demeanor both with action and with word, but the second that there's even the slightest chance for reconciliation he has a soppy look on his face- almost naive to a degree. ❤️

[lucentful]

reminder that junko's love language is despair and it is very fucked up. also mukuro deserved better :(

[waterbottlqueen]

my repost policy is: no reposts. except if youre me LMAO