#incorrect yoonjin

[asadfangirlbitxh]

Yoongi: Also from now we will be picking code names to go in and surprise Jungkook

Yoongi; I will be eagle 1

Points to Hoseok: Hobi will be there been there, done that

Points to Jimin: Currently doing that

Points to Taehyung: it happened once in a dream

Points to Namjoon: If I had to choose a straight person

And finally points to Him: Hyung you will be eagle 2

Jin: Thank God

[minjizdraft]

Yoongi and his only hyung - seokjinie

[collegeaus]

seokjin: congratulations for winning 'the most secretive in the office' award

yoongi: i can't tell you how much this award means to me

[taechnological]

Incorrect Bangtan #144

yoongi : do u want a drink?

seokjin : what are my options?

yoongi : yes or no

[incorrect-quotes-by-ash]

Jin: I didn't come here to be insulted.

Yoongi: Oh? Where do you usually go?

[sleepypander]

Jin: Hey can you charge my phone? It’s dead.

Yoongi: oh so just like you?

Jin:

Yoongi:

Jin, sighing: Please just charge my goddamn phone.

[jinniesblog]

* BTS got an invite from the United Nations to make a speech at the ceremony happening at their headquarters in New York.*

YoonJin at the function giving speech: YoU GuYs aRe So LiT...

[viviwhatdoyouthink]

Yoongi : I'm drinking with Namjoon on Tuesday. producer : …and that's why we have to do a whole show with alcohol? Yoongi: show!?!? I thought you were collecting a list of my drinking buddies.

[correct-bangtannies]

[giving a tour of Seokjin's apartment]

Yoongi: What's upstairs?

Seokjin: Unfortunately the stairs don't talk

[leviackermanscleaningbuddy]

Jin *on the brink of tears*: I've never seen two pretty best friends... one of them has to be ugly *sniffles*

Yoongi: Wait, I-

Jin: I'm sorry you have to go through this.

Yoongi:

[hopeinthebox]

not a single one.

[asadfangirlbitxh]

Jin: Since I'm leaving. I'm going to leave you all with this bowl of advice. It has many helpful insights

Jin: in any situation that you feel like you should call me. Don't. Instead pick up a paper.

Jungkook: This one says "blame it on Jungkook"

Jin: That applies to everything.

Hoseok: This one says "It's never Jimin's fault. He's an angel"

Jin: Again, this applies to everything

Tae: This one says "Let Yoongi sleep."

Jin and Yoongi nod at each other and smile.

Namjoon: This one says "Call Namjoon instead"

Jin: Seems you're all set. I'll be off.

[kuuipobangtan]

Can BTS do another zombie run? I would pay good money to see this chaotic mess happen again

[collegeaus]

[ghost haunting]

seokjin, trying to lighten up the mood: hey what kind of streets do ghosts haunt?

yoongi: ...

seokjin: dead ends!

behind them: [ghostly giggles]

[taechnological]

Incorrect Bangtan #133

yoongi : i just killed three roaches in the kitchen

seokjin : i can't believe u just killed the maknae line

[exslytherin]

yoongi: we're here to learn how to treat each other with dignity and respect

jin: so SHUT THE FUCK UP and LISTEN CLOSE, ASSHOLES