#inncorrect clone wars

[thestarwarslesbian]

Cody: Name one thing you wanna try in the bedroom.

Obi-wan, on his fith cup of tea: Getting a full 8 hours of sleep.

Cody: I would like that for you too.

[jillianfahey]

Phee - "What are you doing?"

Lyni - "Oh, I'm just sitting here."

Phee -"On Crosshairs lap?"

Lyni - "Yes."

Phee - "Good idea." Sits on Techs lap.

[the-clone-captain]

If I hear one more late night fight between fives and echo over the top bunk it's over.

[mycroft-1697]

Obi-wan: I made tea.

Anakin: I don’t want tea.

Obi-wan: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.

Anakin: Then why are you telling me?

Obi-wan: It’s a conversation starter.

Anakin: That’s a lousy conversation starter.

Obi-wan: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.

[roseaesynstylae]

Alpha-17: I don’t do “nice.”

99: *exists* Alpha-17: Shit.

[b2-ar19]

StevexJaster incorrect quotes

Jaster (Bleeding out): Are you an angel? Steve (Horrified beyond belief): He's lost his mind!

[aspenstarflare]

Anakin coming back home after his first mission with Ahsoka:

Anakin peaking his head into his and Padme’s apartment: Padméééé-

Padmé: Yes Ani?

Anakin: How do you raise a kid?

Padmé: Anakin! What. Did. You. Do!?

[Anakin walks fully into the apartment with Ahsoka]

Anakin: Suprise?

Padme: [Let’s out a exhausted sigh in my-husband-is-a-moron-and-adopted-a-child-in-the-middle-of-a-KRIFFIN-war-and-also-probably-adopted-his-whole-legion but also proceeds to silently adopt Ahsoka too in like a hour later when she figures out the whole thing]

[aesira-of-orion]

Val’s com goes off at 3 am on a Sunday: who the fuck?

Nitro (sounding drunk): heeeeyyyy valll

Val: where are you? What do you need?

Geo: we need you to come downtown

Val: no I’m my pajamas just get a cab

Runner: they won’t let us

Val: who won’t let you?

Nitro: Fox

Val: what?!

Geo: Details are irrelevant come bail us out of jail

Val: no, I’ll come pick you up at 8. For now think about what you’ve done. AND APOLOGIZE TO FOX

Val: *hangs up*

Runner: well that went really well

Nitro: it did!

[jessiebanethedragon]

After a mission

Anakin: i've loved and been loved, i've lied and been lied to, i've lost and-

Rex: been lost?

Anakin: Rex, finally someone who understands my pain.

Rex: Ahsoka told me you got lost in the jungle.

Anakin: ...

Rex, walking away: TAKE A DAMN HOLOMAP NEXT TIME!

Anakin: i've yelled and been yelled at

[thestarwarslesbian]

Obi-wan: why? what's so special about me?

Cody: *takes a deep, breath* how long you got?

[jillianfahey]

Phee- Walks into the house to find Crosshair sitting with his arms crossed glaring at the wall opposite of the kitchen where Lyni is cooking. So she taps Techs shoulder and points at Cross "What's he doing?"

Tech - Glancing over "Pouting."

Phee - "Why is he pouting?"

Tech - "Lyni hasn't paid attention to him in the last hour." Holding up his watch, "I'm seeing how long it lasts."

[mikeluciraphgabe]

Fives, taking his boot off: *pauses*

Fives, slowly lifting the boot to his nose: *sniffs very hard* *gags*

Fives: hey echo, smell this

Echo, disgusted: Alright. *sniffs just as hard and almost pukes* nice.

Fives, turning to Rex: Hey Rex, smell-

Rex: No.

[mycroft-1697]

Obi-wan: keep an eye on Anakin today. They’re going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.

Ashoka: sure, I’d love to see Anakin get punched.

Obi-wan: try again.

Ashoka, sighing: I will stop Anakin from getting punched.

[tattycoram]

Crosshair, to Omega: You know when I was your age..., I can't tell that story; it's wildly inappropriate

[b2-ar19]

Dragon squad as more incorrect quotes

Doc (putting a smiley face band-aid on a child's knee): Here you go, all better. Child (looking at Junkie, Pryo, and Demo wrapped in bubble-wrap and other packing things): How come they don't get band-aids? Doc (Tired): They can't keep themselves out of trouble.

[clonememesfrikyeah]

Hardcase: “is this maybe turning into a near death experience? Possibly.”

Fives: …

Jesse: …

Hardcase: “Does it add to the adventure? Absolutely!”