#is it the best? no but i genuinely think it's kinda cute

[p0th]

has there genuinely been any official object show related merch that isn’t literally just a jpg taken off of the wiki or makes u look like an elementary schooler cause I’m desperate at this point

[mineta-minoru-is-baby]

My man laughed at a drawing I made and I'm already hormonal so now I just wanna fucking cry

[kyouka-supremacy]

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[usamey]

happy new year y’all!!

now look at how cute i am 💖

jeremy also says habby new yer :0)

[rainbowpotatocakes21]

in the past week I got a haircut, bought new clothes, joined a cooking class as one of my electives, started using a motivational calendar/planner, AND redecorated part of my room, I'm really out here making the Fab Five PROUD

[missmeinyourbones]

what icks do you think the aot boys are guilty of having lol

aot boys x icks! (part 2) (jjk version)

now THIS is content i can get behind

eren:

is the type of guy to think that just letting the water hit him in the shower is washing his body... like you're showering together and ur scrubbing ur legs w body wash or something and he's like wait... you wash your legs? like you don't just let the water and soap hit them? WHAT

tries to start a podcast and thinks hes making really profound points but its the most basic and bare minimum conclusions like "working out actually improves your mental health"

his hair gets greasy really easily but he doesnt like to wash it every day bc it dries it out. you recommend dry shampoo and he REFUSES because it “makes his hair look gray” and ur like no not if you apply it like this and rub it in!!!! he doesnt listen

accidentally airs ur dirty laundry and secrets to all of ur friends LMFAO he really doesnt mean to though but youll all be having dinner or something and someone will order a specific food and he’ll be like “wait baby isnt that the food that gives you really bad gas?” goodbye

the classic "THIS IS FOR YOU <3" and misses

armin:

uses the 🥺 emoji way too much for a grown ass man. like its cute sometimes but its definitely his most used emoji. also says "sowwy" when ur mad at him :/

loves when you scratch his back/head but only does urs for like 2 mins LMFAO. ur taking turns in bed and when its his turn to scratch he does it for like 30 seconds and then is like my turn :) or im tired goodnight :) also gets mad when you stop unexpectedly. gives you side eye

drools in his sleep LMFAO. sleeps with his mouth open and its not that big of a deal unless he’s sleeping on you and you wake up with a fucking wet patch on your chest as if a baby was just napping on you

prefers you without make up and doesnt really understand that you wear it for personal or creative reasons, like he automatically assumes its because you’re insecure or covering something up. like youre going out and having fun getting ready and looking pretty and hes like “why do you wear makeup when you are so beautiful naturally? :)” 

buys millennial merch like “dont talk to me before my coffee” or those signs that say “dogs welcome! people tolerated” also calls dogs “floofers” and “doggos”

jean:

genuinely says sheesh. like not as a joke. he'll be like sheesh baby you look so good today and you'll have to hide ur embarrassment lol

is the type to NEVER let you get away with stuttering or fumbling ur words. you know that tiktok thats like "you ever stutter so hard you just have to stfu" thats you around jean LMFAO. you mispronounce one word and hes never letting you forget it

NEVER FINISHES A WATER BOTTLE. he will leave half filled bottles all over the place and then have the audacity to open a new one and drink it in front of you???

sleeps like a LOG. will not move. when he snores and you try to kick him a little bit to be like hey turn over ur snoring, he is not waking up. he gets up the next morning whistling a little tune looking like he just had the best sleep of his life and you crawl out of bed like a gremlin who almost fell off the bed and listened to his snores for 10 hours

such a music snob. he will be like “baby i recently discovered this really good song you probably havent heard of it its super underground” and its tame impala LOL

connie:

hes a mouth breather. he also chews so fucking loud. you guys are sitting at the kitchen table, eating breakfast & minding ur own business, and he is going to TOWN on his food. close ur mouth. imbecile

kinda the same topic but definitely bites his ice cream / popsicles. you are starting to think he doesnt have feeling in his front teeth anymore. he crunches the fuck out of ice as a "snack"

laughs along with a joke that you know he doesnt understand PLEASE it could be an inside joke w you and your girlfriends and hes trying to butt into the conversation like "HAHAHA"

his phone is always greasy and has crumbs in the cracks of the case and shit. ur like oh babe can you take a pic of me real quick??? and its so blurry because of the shit on his lens

leaves the toilet seat up every. single. time. especially not fun when you pee in the middle of the night and fall in with sleepy tired eyes 

levi:

sleeps with socks on. LET UR DOGS BREATHE LEVI. he thinks sleeping barefoot is nasty so he puts on a new pair of socks every time he gets into bed

has to correct you, even on tiny minute details. youre telling a story and youre like "so we waited in line for like 30 minutes" and hes like "it was actually 45." or "we went out to eat last monday" "it was tuesday but ok" like ENOUGH. let me have something

worst. backseat. driver. ever. you could break a little too quickly ONE time and hes so dramatic about it. “that wasnt a complete stop” “you’re supposed to be in the next lane” “that car was in your blindspot and you didnt even look” 

answers the phone with “what” every single time. not a hello??? how are you??? how was your day??? it sounds like a chore but in reality he just doesnt like technology and thinks phone calls/texts should be as concise and quick as possible

has literally no decor in his house/apartment like it actually looks uninhabited. has like one couch and a bed. you offer to help him pick some things out and hes like “im always at work anyways why would i need a table”

reiner:

likes drake LMFAO not even old drake (when he was good) but like new "say that you a lesbian girl me too" drake

repeats a joke that didn't land because he thinks you didn't hear it. but you did. it just wasn't funny

when you guys first started talking he was definitely the guy to be like "ur so beautiful, whats a girl like you doing with a little ugly boy like me???" when you guys are in a relationship youre able to see that its just his insecurities manifesting but. it was cringey at first

i just know this man has dirty fingernails. like they are short and well kept but there is always DIRT AND GRIME under them. you make him wash his hands before he touches you

cant be quiet for the life of him. he has loud ass footsteps. like ur sleeping and granted he is trying so hard to be quiet but he literally cannot. slams his drawers, shuts the door so loud, will play a video on his phone full blast. and then when you stir from your sleep and glare at him hes like “good morning :D”

porco:

genuinely says "without me? :(" when you say you are about to shower LMFAOOOO its kinda funny when you guys are in an established relationship bc u can just smack him but he is definitely guilty of saying it seriously when you two were in the talking stage

accidentally mansplains things to you. not in a demeaning or belittling way but like youll make a joke about "why cant we just print more money" and this business major bitch is like "baby...are you serious...because inflation will-" like OKAYYYY it was a joke

his hair is so crunchy from all of the hair product/gel he uses on it. sometimes when hes fresh out of the shower youll compliment his natural hair as an attempt to get him to lay off the gel. his hair is so hard you could drop a brick on his head and it would deflect 

backwashes in all of your shared drinks

manspreads, especially in public. youll be sitting in a crowded place and he is openly sprawled out extremely comfortable while a woman with a baby is giving him a dirty look

i had a lot of fun coming up with these! i hope this was what you were asking for :3 thanks for requesting!

[bokubear]

♥︎ -> facetiming w/ hq boys

feat. ~ ( timeskip!)suna rintarou, ushijima wakatoshi, atsumu miya, bokuto kotarou

warnings ~ atsumu being suggestive :(

notes ~ when i cry i think of bokuto’s beefy arms .. it makes me cry harder

>> suna facetimes with you often if anything. he doesn’t even have to be doing something, maybe even grocery shopping when he stops to stoop at a bags ingredients following up with a “that’s not very vegan.” and walks away with a snicker of pride( he’s a dork ). but, despite his random calls, there is times when the dork athlete becomes sentimental—whether that’s when he’s forced to be away from you for a bit for games or just late nights when he’s stuck at practice or out with friends and he’s in his feels. he does this thing where he sets up his phone on a stand, ranging from an actual stand to a waterbottle, salt-shaker, etc. and he just talks to you. wearing that nonchalant expression even though his heart longs to hold you in his arms, aching for your presence, your skin next to his. he finishes his calls with “don’t get too lonely okay baby ?” like the absolute love-struck fool he is, especially for you. always for you.

>> ushijima hardly facetimes, but when he does you usually don’t see his face. simple mutters as he goes about his day. more often than not he facetimes you when he’s picking out produce, probably asking you which apple looks better or if purple grapes or green grapes or more to your liking. cute doting gestures that leave you feeling warm and fuzzy from just him. maybe it’s because of how intimidating he seems, or how whipped he is for you that makes you feel that way. “i’ll get extra strawberries for you, i know you like those.” he whispers into his airpods(the ones you got him for christmas that he treats like glass), and you can hear the smile in his voice. when he checks out, the elderly cashier catches his “babe” and the strawberries as well and assumes he’s talking to a partner. “well aren’t you a thoughtful gentleman, getting extra for your wife.” his breath catches in his throat. “girlfriend actually, but.. one day.” he spoke about the matter with a fond expression, in love. meanwhile, you melted on the other line at the coo’s that followed, overhearing the adorable conversation.

>> atsumu is the type of person that facetimes you in the worst situations. for gods sake, he could be using the toilet and facetime you just to talk as if nothing is the matter. it’s generally way too comfortable, but it’s atsumu, what do you expect ? one time you were sitting in the living room, brainstorming what to do about dinner .. mexican good ? maybe italian ? when a notification popped up on your screen. it was a text. from none other than the miya, reading ‘whatcha thinkin’ about darling?’ and upon glancing up, you were met with a sly, knowing smile. but he didn’t reply, waiting for your text back. ‘dinner plans’ you texted, brows furrowing at the phone. ‘i have an idea, look up.’ he typed, holding up his phone with a picture of you. “what ? tsumie what’re you doing ?” you sighed, he was genuinely hopeless. “you can be my dinner.” the blonde smirked at your red face shifting towards you. “how about it ?”

>> bokuto makes it a routine to facetime you when he practices, more often than not wasting time while showing off his ‘skills’ with a disappointed sakusa supervising. “look baby ! i’m the ace even on this team ! are you proud of me ?” he bounces up to you, grabbing the phone to reveal a strange angle yet his smile remained insistent. “ of course bo, you’re the best ace.” you dramatically swooned at him, earning an equally if not more dramatic response. his face suddenly disappearing from the cameras view. “kou baby ? where’d you go ?” you ponder, face contorting with concern. “mmmm.” the sound apparently coming from below your line of sight. hinata picking up the phone in the aces stead. “sorry, bokuto is kinda drowning with embarrassment. his face is the color of tendou’s hair.” chuckles erupted around the gym, assuming to be the others. “nooooo~~don’t tell her that.” hinata flipped the camera to where it showed a very melty bokuto sprawled on the floor. “okay okay ill spare you, anything you want to add ?” hinata ushered to you. “kou, before i leave i wanna let you know i’m very proud of you.” — “gah ! not fair !”

-maak

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[honey-tea-and-cookies]

My Love For These Placements <3

Hello everybody! It was one of my best friend's birthdays a couple days ago. So,, to celebrate I've decided to make a post about some of their placements and everything I love about those placements!

Please note: While I'm thinking of my friend, I am writing this so it applies to everyone with these placements :)

I know I set this all up in a weird way, I'm so sorry. Hope it doesn't look too messy aaa <3

Capricorn Sun: Lowkey one of my favourite Sun placements!! Honestly so sweet. Very selfless people. Cap Suns are so funny I don't care what y'all say. They're always so genuine?? They don't compliment or really open up often, so you know when they actually say something, they mean it. My poor babies doubt themselves so much, but I promise you're better than you think you are, okay? I believe in you! You're brilliant, and capable, and strong, and SO much better than you think you are. You also deserve better. Please practise setting up strong boundaries.

Gemini Moon: How are you so energetic, yet so tired?? I don't understand extroverts smh. That said, I also envy that part of you. You love people so wholly. You just want to spend time with people! You just want to help people! Also, AMAZING hype buddies. Y'all always know how to make me feel confident and good about myself. I will not be insecure on your watch, no siree. This may just be something I've noticed (sorry if it doesn't resonate for you), but you guys love to dance. Not professionally or anything (though you could if you wanted, y'all go off), but just for fun! You guys LOVE music and it's so cute hearing you go on about your favourite bands and artists. Tbh that's just all major Gemini placements. Cuties!!!!!!!

Capricorn Mercury: Ughhhh (affectionately). My Aqua Mercury loves y'all so much. The only people that can stump me. I love how cut-and-dry you can be?? I overthink and unintentionally do mental gymnastics A LOT, and you guys are very good at at bringing things down to reality. You don't say that I'm wrong, you don't straight-up say you disagree, because you know I'll get defensive and double-down. You just reiterate your statement and make me understand, using logic and reason. Me + you guys = besties <333

Capricorn Venus: MY FRIEND IS A CAP STELLIUM? YES TF SHE IS 🙏😤!!!! I have a Cap Venus too, so forgive me for any bias. BUT!!! Y'all are swag as fuck. Sexy in a platonic way. Once you're close with a Cap Venus, it's amazing. They will care for you and worry about you constantly. You know you always have someone in your corner. I'm not sure why, but reassuring words and words of affirmation can be really important for these guys. The type to just let you vent and cry, or hold your hair as you throw up, or go out of their way to buy you food if they know you don't have any. Real ones 💅. I say this to my friend all the time as a joke, but Cap Venus' are the real #4lyfers. The most accepting people in the world. I would die for you, 15/10.

Taurus Mars: Also my placement, so sorry if I seem biased. We all have some kind of weird trauma?? idk but it makes us funny as hell. Also I'm not sure what it is, but Taurus Mars is kinda fruity 👀 (obviously straight people can have Taurus Mars, astrology can't predict sexual orientation, this was a joke, if you're homophobic/transphobic get of my fucking blog xx). Also Taurus Mars is VERY chill. Super cool to hang with. 100% would be besties, also would for sure would have a movie/TV marathon with you. Fantastic placement, awesome people. Also stubborn and petty but it's funny lmao.

Aries Rising: You guys always have really bright, beautiful eyes. The colour doesn't matter, they just always stand out. Once again, a chill placement. I would vibe with y'all. I'm not sure why, but y'all are the type to watch Rick and Morty (that's a compliment, it's a great show). I just need to give you all a hug (if you are comfortable with that). So cute!!! Pretty cheeks that I just wanna PINCH and GRAB (can you guys tell I'm the mum friend?? I take care of my babies <3). You remind me of the sparkle emoji, in that you always shine stunning and bright :). I love you!!!

Moon in 3rd House: You're all about sharing and connection. It's so beautiful!! You're so optimistic about others, it's cute, really. You never seem to be as kind towards yourself, though? First of all, please learn to set boundaries. Do NOT dismiss your own feelings to 'keep the peace'. There is no peace if your feelings are hurt. You matter too. Cute lil nerds. Lemme give you kiss, mwah! Your eagerness to learn and explore is adorable. I could just listen to you talk and ramble all day. Please accept my endless love and affection, sweet thing <3

Mars in 1st House: OKAY so I have this placement too, so I'll (once again) try not to seem biased. Y'all are such bad bitches?? So here for you omg. All of your fits *SERVE* idc what other people say 😤. Also if you do eyeliner, it's iconic. It just is! That's the truth. Very expressive with facial expressions and hand gestures, it's one of my favourite things. I love being able to just look after at you from across the room and know exactly what you're thinking. You and me?? Psychic connection 🤝. Nobara Kugisaki vibes (and that is an insane compliment!!)

Mercury in 9th House: I am jealous of you (affectionately and respectfully). SO generous and selfless and soft an amazing. The type of person to split your last bit of food with someone. Your desire to learn is really beautiful. I've found that a lot of you struggle with typical school, but you learn really well through real-life experience. The type to spend HOURS making travel plans for years in the future, just because you're so excited and can't wait. Also really open to other people and their stories. Extremely tolerant and accepting!! I just feel very comfortable and safe with you guys. Some people could learn a thing or two from y'all smh. All in all, let's go run away to Europe together <33333

This is all I have for today everyone! I'm sorry if it was kind of short. I just love my friend (and all you guys) so much!!!!! I guess I don't need a lot of words to say it lol. Let me know if you have any of these placements, and what you think! Thank you so much for reading everyone. Sending you so much love, and hopefully I'll see you next time <33333

(ps) SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY FRIEND OR ELSE!!!

[leejungchans]

caramel popcorn : s.mg

༉‧₊˚✧ for my 1k event !

requested by @belledamsceno : Hi Sol!! I’m so happy for your 1k 🥰🥰 Now, can I request a friends/idiots to lovers with Mingi where the f!reader never really hid her interest, but she just assumed she had been friendzoned cause Mingi never seemed to really reciprocate, but in reality he is just dense af and needed someone else to point out the obvious (sorry if this was super specific, I’m kinda going through it and if you wanna gossip about it I’m game hahahah)

a/n: hi belle 🥺💗 thank you so much for the well wishes and for your request!! i hope i did justice to your v cute req and that you’ll enjoy <33 sending you lots of love!!

word count | 1.4k

pairing | song mingi (ateez) x f!reader

genre | fluff, idiots-to-lovers au

warning(s) / includes | food mentions, one alcohol mention but there’s no drinking (please lmk if i missed anything!)

requests are now closed! thank you so much for the support <3

“Something happened the other day,” Mingi brings up casually, hand reaching for the bowl of popcorn nestled in the space between you two. You secretly prefer buttered, but he loves caramel so it was an obvious choice when you went grocery shopping.

Sure, you could’ve gotten both, but isn’t sharing snacks the highlight of movie nights with one’s best friend?

You arch a curious brow. “Yeah? What was it?”

“Wooyoung tried to set me up with one of his friends,” he answers, oblivious to how the smile freezes on your face as he rolls a kernel between his thumb and index finger. It’s not his fault that you’re hopelessly in love with your best friend, that the thought of him being with somebody else makes your heart plummet to your stomach.

You’re not quite sure how it happened, but you found yourself gradually seeing him in a different light, in a way that tells you you’ve long stopped seeing him as just a friend. Suddenly, your heart beats a little faster when he slings an arm around your shoulders, your smile grows a little wider when he waits for you outside your lecture hall, your cheeks feel a little warmer when he texts love you!! even though you’re sure he only meant it platonically.

Suddenly, you want to know what it feels like to reach into his sweater paws and hold his hand, interlacing your fingers with his.

“—so I don’t think it ended well.”

Guilt sends a pang to your heart when you feel yourself slightly perk up at Mingi’s words. He’s your best friend, you should be sad and sympathetic when a date didn’t go well for him, not be… relieved.

“Oh, I’m sorry, Min,” you say with a small pout, patting him on the shoulder gently before adding brightly, “there are always other fish in the sea, right?”

“Yeah, I guess…” He still seems unsure.

It’s me! I’m the other fish! a small voice in the back of your head is screaming; if you had a little more courage you might tell him just that. Alas, any hope you’ve held for a successful confession has been diminished after many failed attempts at letting your true feelings be known.

You’d been pretty dejected, but you also didn’t want to dwell on such feelings of rejection for too long. Besides, you’d much rather keep what you have than not have Mingi—your Mingi, the version of him you know presently—in your life anymore. Your soul would be genuinely crushed if your friendship ever took an irreparable turn for the worse, and you’re not about to risk your many years together.

And so, you shove down the lump that’s been building in your throat and lay a gentle hand over his. “I mean it, Mingi. You’re an amazing person,” you say sincerely, butterflies erupting in your stomach as a rosy pink flush colours the tip of his ears. “Anyone would be so lucky to have you, and I’m sure the right person will come along soon.”

He looks down at your joined hands, then back up at you, his cheeks glowing pinker by the second. His eyes curve into little crescents behind his glasses—you remember spending all day in the store with him picking out the perfect pair—and a smile slowly stretches across his plump lips.

“Thanks, Y/N,” he mumbles, “really, I don’t know what I’d do without you. You’re the best.”

There it is again: the feeling of your heart practically leaping out of your chest. I don’t know what I’d do without you… it replays over and over in your head as you scramble to figure out what the hell he meant by that.

Lost in the tangled web of your thoughts, you don’t even realise that Mingi’s gotten up from the couch until you register the lack of warmth, the lack of his presence, next to you.

He smiles sheepishly when you peer up at him with a questioning glance. “Sorry, bathroom.”

An understanding ah leaves you, and you dutifully reach for the remote control to pause the movie. He shoots you another grateful smile before shuffling across your living room and down the hall.

Your shoulders fall with the deep exhale that you breathe out, your head tilting back to rest against the soft couch. There was no way Mingi never caught on when you’ve become increasingly less subtle at your ways of confessing, perhaps this was his way of letting you know so he wouldn’t hurt your feelings—

His phone buzzes four times consecutively.

yunho (23:35) another movie date with y/n?

yunho (23:35) and you’re watching the notebook?????

yunho (23:35) dude.

yunho (23:35) she totally likes you back

You didn’t want to look, you swear. Peeking at someone’s phone? The most sure-fire way to sever any trust you have with someone else… On the other hand, it was hard to ignore the messages that popped up on Mingi’s screen when: 1) his phone was right next to you from where he left it in the now vacant spot on your couch, and 2) they mentioned you explicitly.

She totally likes you back. What does Yunho mean by that? ‘Back’… that would imply he likes you to begin with.

The sound of the toilet flushing startles you. Hastily, you lock the screen and readjust the blanket around you, feigning innocence by taking a sip from your soda can as Mingi shuffles back over to you.

You reach for the remote control to unpause the movie when his phone lights up again. Your finger freezes on the smooth button.

yunho (23:37) you should tell her before you don’t get the chance to

yunho (23:37) she’s not going to stop being your friend bc of it

The smile you had plastered on your face upon his arrival fades when the new messages from Yunho pop up above the ones sent just minutes ago. Hesitantly, you glance up at Mingi to find him already staring back at you, the look in his eyes can only be described as one of pure horror as realisation dawns on him.

“You…” he scratches the back of his neck awkwardly, “d-did you… happen to see the other ones too?”

It’s pointless to lie. You’re both terrible liars, even more so with each other. “I didn’t mean to, Mingi, I really didn’t…” you admit guiltily, “they were just… right there, y’know?”

His expression is still dumbfounded as he stuffs his hands into the pockets of his sweatpants. “Yeah, I understand. ’s okay.”

You gather the courage to ask, “So… when Yunho said you like me back, does it mean… you like me? Like, like-like me?��

With the apartment still plunged into silence, you can hear the ticking of your clock, your neighbour’s faint rustling through the thin walls that separate your apartment, the soft inhales and exhales coming from Mingi… you wait for his response with bated breath.

Nervously, he tugs his sleeves down until they engulf his hands entirely. His cheeks are bright pink now, reminiscent of him after a few beers. “We can pretend this never happened,” he mumbles, “I know you don’t feel the same—”

“‘Don’t feel the same’?” you echo incredulously. “I’ve been trying to drop hints that I like you for—for forever!”

Mingi tilts his head to the side and blinks blankly at you. “You have? When?”

He can’t be serious. “So many times I couldn’t count,” you splutter, “but you never seemed to return the feelings so I assumed you were trying to subtly turn me down. I—I sent you a playlist on Spotify with only love songs once, for God’s sake!”

You can almost hear the lightbulb going off in his head, and you can only gape as his mouth falls open in a large ‘O’. Did he really not think anything about it at the time? “I… I thought you were just in your love song phase?” Mingi offers, the corners of his lips tugging upwards in a shy grin.

“You’re—you’re so… dense,” you blurt bluntly, the smile creeping onto your face being the only indication that your words held no malice.

Mingi chuckles sheepishly. “I know.”

“You owe Yunho a huge favour.”

“I know.”

“I like you a lot.”

“I kn—” His face splits into a bright smile upon registering your words, one that you’ve already seen a million times and will still never get tired of seeing, one that fills you with a warm, fuzzy feeling until all you think about is Mingi, Mingi, Mingi.

“I like you a lot too.”

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[megistusdiary]

girl i am obsessed w the way you write kaeya you are feeding my brainrot god bless you 🙏🙏

if you don’t mind me requesting another (*evil laughter*) may i ask for one where reader’s s/o breaks up with them so they go to kaeya for comfort since they’ve been best friends since their childhood. little did reader know kaeya has had feelings for them for awhile (and reader felt the same way just didn’t want to admit). idk what to add for the rest because it’s late and my brain is fried but one of them makes a move (prob wld be kaeya tbh, i see him saying something like “lemme show you what he couldn’t do”) on the other and they end up hooking up (i’m awful at explaining stuff i’m sorry if it’s confusing 😭)

fem reader btw, also can you maybe make it kinda soft :,) - 🔮 :D

hi 🔮 anon!! sorry it took me a bit to get to your ask ;w; also im so glad you enjoy my writing that's literally my whole goal. also absolutely love this idea tysm ♡ this is super long so 💀

warnings: dom!kaeya and sub!fem anatomy/pronouns reader

oral (f!receiving), kaeya calls reader 'sweetheart, angel, pretty girl,' soft/sweet tbh, consent!, overstim, cussing

kaeya's arms wrapped around you tightly, holding you to his chest. your face was buried in his shoulder, tears soaking through the fabric of his shirt.

he gently smoothed his hand down your back, coaxing you to relax as he listened to you mumble about your ex. he frowned as he felt you shake in his grasp, complaining that all you wanted was 'to be happy.'

"hey, look at me, sweetheart." kaeya moved one of his hands to your cheek. you lifted your head, allowing him to wipe away the tears with his thumb. "they were an asshole anyways. you deserved better." kaeya commented as you smiled a bit. "there's that pretty smile. come on, you've gotta admit it. were you ever actually happy in your relationship?"

his question made you freeze. your lips opened to speak, but nothing came out. was he...right? you couldn't think of any specific times you genuinely felt loved. you really just chose them to be a placeholder for-

no, no. absolutely not. kaeya is off the table. he's been your best friend since you were kids. as if that wattpad shit would ever happen in real life.

kaeya took your silence as the answer he was looking for, humming and leaning his head back against the wall. he could tell you were unhappy, and it pained him to see you this way. in fact, all he really wanted to do was ask you out himself. he knew everything you liked, your favorite colors, the music you enjoyed, your little nervous habits, the-

"kaeya?" your voice shook him from his thoughts as he turned to look back at you. and by the archons, you looked so cute on his lap. your face was still puffy from crying, but the tears had stopped spilling.

"yeah?" he asked, trying to focus on anything but the way you leaned on his chest.

you took a sharp breath when you noticed how close you were to him. your noses could touch if you leaned in any further. it made your face feel warm when he did lean in, eyes going wide.

"just say it, pretty girl. i won't judge you for-"

"you were right, okay? i wasn't happy with my ex. they were just someone i got with because i wanted a temporary distraction from my-" you stopped as kaeya's uncovered eye widened.

wasting no time, he sat up, catching you when you almost fell off the couch. "is this a confession?"

your mouth went dry, and no words came out as you stuttered. "uh- well, i-only if you want it to be?"

"are you kidding? sweetheart, i've liked you since we were kids." kaeya grinned as you hid your face back in his shoulder.

"say you're serious." your voice was muffled by his jacket as he pulled you back, putting his fingers under your chin to hold your gaze.

"i'm dead serious. i thought you knew. figured you were getting with people because you wanted some quick satisfaction." he offered as you scoffed, a smirk growing on your face.

"as if. none of my exes have done anything that good anyways." you laughed, missing the way kaeya's hands slid to your waist.

"so, you're telling me, they never made you feel good?" he questioned you. it was an honest question, and you already knew the answer.

"not really." you admitted sheepishly. "usually i would just go home and, y'know." your breath grew shaky when he leaned in, his lips grazing your ear.

"what did you think about when you went home?" he asked you quietly.

"you." it was a shamefully quick response that had you covering your mouth. it only seemed to fuel kaeya as he leaned back to laugh. "kaeya, don't-"

"how would you like to try the real deal, hm? allow me to show you what your exes couldn't do in their dreams." he whispered, feeling your thighs shift closer to one another on his lap.

"if you want to-"

"no." kaeya pulled back, looking you in the eyes. "this is about you. do you want me to?"

"yes-" you answered, quickly following it with a "please."

kaeya pulled you in, pressing his lips to yours. he was much more gentle than you expected, treating you like a porcelain doll as he cupped your face with one palm.

he slowly moved back, trying to ignore your whines as he helped you up off the couch. "we're not doing this here, come on." he tugged you towards his bedroom, nudging the door closed behind you.

he allowed you to sit on his bed, feeling the fluffy blankets and getting a good look at his belongings. the cavalry captain stood in front of you, shrugging off his jacket as you leaned back with a small smile.

"what's this? a striptease?" you joked as he chuckled, continuing to unbutton his shirt. once he finished removing his gloves, he leaned over you, pressing gentle kisses to your neck.

his hands traced shapes around your shirt collar, looking up at you. "can i take this off?" you nodded eagerly, adjusting your body to help him remove the clothing as he flung it to land by his jacket.

he continued slowly stripping you until you found yourself in just your undergarments underneath him. you shyly covered yourself, feeling kaeya move your hands away and pin them to the bed.

"don't be shy now, angel. you're beautiful, you know that?" his words made your face feel warm as you averted your gaze to the ceiling.

you heard him chuckle before he slowly moved down your body, trailing kisses and tickling you with his fingertips. you shifted around, trying to get a good view as he stopped between your thighs.

he kneeled before you, eyes trained on your panties as he hummed, dancing his fingers along the band. "cute, though i think they'd look better on my floor." he looked up at you as you nodded, embarrassed as he slowly peeled the fabric off of you.

it was too late to feel shy now as kaeya spread your legs open, staying level with your pussy as you whined at him. "kaeya-"

"patience is a virtue, sweetheart." he reminded you, watching you lean back against the bed, fighting the urge to sit up. he pulled your thighs to rest on his shoulders, pressing his lips to your clit.

you let out a soft gasp at the sensation, hips jumping when he licked a few stripes on your clit. your hands took purchase in his hair, biting your lip when he sucked your clit lightly.

"shit- kaeya-" you moaned, embarrassment thrown out the window as you moved your hips against his face.

kaeya thought you were absolutely adorable like this. naked on his bed. with his lips around your clit. calling out his name. tugging his hair. crying out for him.

it felt like a dream come true. he had thought about treating you right for years, taking you out on a date himself, showing you all the things a proper man would do.

he also, of course, fantasized about you on his bed. and in the kitchen. and on the couch...

you tugged at his hair, pulling him back to reality as he trailed his tongue to circle your hole. you felt like you were on fire, pure pleasure coursing through your veins as you writhed on his blankets.

"you're close already, pretty girl? we just started." he smirked, ego being stroked at the sight of you already squirming and shaking.

"please, please, please." you begged him, feeling the buildup of your high approaching rapidly.

"hm...well i guess if you wanna come that badly. but don't say i didn't warn you." kaeya mumbled against your pussy, hastening the movements of his tongue.

you cries grew louder, and he held you down against the bed while he ate you out like a starved man. "oh- fuck!" you gasped, arching up against his firm grip.

he continued to lick over your clit, playing with the bud through your orgasm as you shivered. you relaxed into the bed, but slowly grew uncomfortable as kaeya continued.

"kaeya, i just came- hold on."

"oh, but i thought you wanted to come so bad? 'please, please, please' right?" kaeya grinned, staring up at you as he sucked on your clit. your hips jumped as you were thrown into overstimulation. "i'll have you screaming my name, angel."

[heartache-onthebigscreen]

Calum Hood with just a weird ass reader, like she has taxidermy animals and never dresses as anything cute for Halloween but instead goes as like Edgar Allen Poe or something, she randomly just bites the shit outta him, and makes weird noises. Has weird shit all around like i feel like calum could get behind this Aries energy

“you terrify me. and i love you.” - cth

an: i love this. chill bf x hyper gf is one of my fav tropes. the meme below just,,, fits doesn’t it?

pairing: calum hood x fem!reader

summary: dating calum concept. you’re fuckin weird and just downright chaotic. and calum just rolls with it, because he worships the ground you walk on.

warnings: cursing, sexual content

not my gif

for starters, calum really had no clue what the hell he was getting himself into when he started crushing.

you guys had met at your place of work, he thought your rambling was cute when he’d ask you a question about something, so he kept returning

and you just kept getting weirder, but he loved it

half the things you talked about, he genuinely thought you were joking.

but you were dead ass serious.

when you said you had a raccoon named dave, he thought a raccoon just hung around your house.

no. he was pleasantly surprised when he first walked into your place to find a taxidermy raccoon sitting front and center in your living room. named dave.

and many, many more animals with the most.. random names

“calum. that is abraham the the fox. say hi!”

“um. hi abraham..” calum waved, “abraham seems to have a friend…”

abraham did in fact have a rabbit in his mouth.

“oh. that’s just lincoln.”

“yeah…just lincoln”

but ever since then, whenever he’d see any unique trinket, he’d buy it for you.

he’d even go to flee markets to find authentic items, more animals, just anything he’d think you’d find cool.

you have a lot of plants too, each with names. calum has memorized each one and how to correctly take care of them. he’d even get attached to them.

“babe! vanessa died!”

“calum, you know what we have to do.”

you guys bury the deceased plants in the backyard.

calum never, ever knows what your next move is. you’re always one step ahead of him, and he loves the thrill you bring.

“calum, ill be back.”

“what? where are you going?”

“seattle. i wanna see what it’s like to be at the top of the space needle.”

“okay, let me get wallet, wait for me.”

you never ever tell him what you are gonna be for halloween. when the holiday came around for the first time after you guys had started dating, he thought you’d wear something like a devil outfit, or something from star wars, since you loved the series so much.

but no. when you showed up to the party with a wig and a mustache, wearing some outdated suit. he questioned if that was even his girlfriend.

“YN?”

“Sup.”

“Oh my god it is you, who the fuck are you?”

“Edgar Allen Poe, bro.”

“Huh?”

“The fuckin’ poet Cal, god get with the times!”

that night, he read every piece of work he could find by Edgar Allen Poe. He shared his favorite ones with you.

and you severely judged him for his choices, but you found it so cute.

you can get…violent.

not in a abuse kinda way, just in a..YN kinda way?

you sink your teeth into calum’s tattooed skin at any time you can.

he doesn’t even flinch anymore, he just knows you’re telling him you love him.

sometimes, you would get a little carried away

“YN, could you stop gnawing on my arm?”

“but i love you!”

“fine. proceed.”

he misses the bites sometimes, he’ll hold his arm out in front of your mouth when he wants some attention.

your biting has also created a little…kink for him. he’d never admit it though.

“Fuck! YN! I’m close, shit fucking bite me.”

“Bruh, what?”

“Please!”

when you bite him, it’s literally the best sex you ever have.

“didn’t know you liked that, cal.”

“i don’t know what you’re talking about, also, im not your ‘bruh.’ when im balls deep inside of you.”

you scream, just when you want.

the first time you did it, calum came running into the room, panting, worried, just to find you sitting in your desk chair, spinning around.

“i- YN, you alright?”

“yeah, just felt like screaming.”

“…okay.”

now when you do it, he just screams back.

or if you make any noise at all, he just makes the noises with you.

when you get excited, or even when you’re tired. you can talk in straight gibberish. no one ever understands what you are saying.

but calum does though, even small random gestures you make, he understands. he’s fluent in YN.

“YN, where did all this silverware come from?”

you tend to steal things from places you’ve been with calum. you just want to remember everything.

“all the restaurants we’ve been to.”

“what the fuck-“

you have little rocks laying around from walks you’ve been on, calum always questions your growing rock collection.

you tend to be, kind of a kleptomaniac when it came to collecting random things of meaning to you.

“YN, where did this microphone come from?”

“I stole it from the stage at the first concert you brought me to. Remember when you got off stage and I was in the ‘bathroom?’ for a while?”

“oh my god, YN! we were looking for this it’s expensive!”

calum loves to go through your things though, they really make you, well, you.

you have so many vinyls, vintage clothes laying around, random little toys, a shit ton of antiques.

sure, your place is a little cluttered, but you decorate it so nicely.

while calum was going through your things one day, he did find something that alarmed him.

“YN, is this a fucking real machete?”

“oh. yeah. i used it to trim my bushes once.”

“you terrify me. and i love you.”

[obeythedemons]

What The Lesser Demons Say About Him [Obey Me! Headcanons]

Obey Me! Masterlist

Lucifer

"Overachiever that tries to act scary, but I've seen the sticker. Ya know, the one with him on a unicorn?"

"Usually too busy dealing with his brothers and Diavolo to notice anything anyone else does. We're more scared of Barbatos than him."

"He likes to say he's a sadist, but ever since MC showed up he's gotten real soft. Like, have you seen the way he looks at them? The Avatar of Pride would do anything for them - and I thought it was bad with Diavolo!"

Mammon

"Super easy to make money off of him if you're just a bit lucky and he's desperate enough."

"The only one of the brothers that I'm not afraid of snapping at any given moment and kill me. Kinda cool. I like getting his magazines."

"He has actually been working??? And Lucifer isn't even making him. He said something about MC. Did they use their pact? It doesn't seem like it, because he said something about buying them something as a surprise."

Leviathan

"Have you seen his sewing skills? I'm so jealous. I wish I could make something like that. I tried asking if he'd make me something, but he thought I was making fun of him."

"Way fun playing games with him. He carries all of us, especially with his tactics. Dude needs to go pro."

"He showed up to class? I was like, who the Devildom is this guy? But then I realized it was him. He sat next to MC and would only talk to them. He kept stuttering and was a blushing mess. I ship it."

Satan

"He knows everyone, every place, and everything. If you have a question he'll know the answer. But you gotta ask him when he's in the right mood, 'cause if he's bored he'll give you the wrong information."

"When I see him and Belphie together I sort of just linger to see what they're going to do to Lucifer. Mind you, I keep a safe distance. Not going to be collateral when Lucifer purposely gives them the reaction they want. I don't think they realize he just humors them to grow closer to them."

"He is so cute with MC. I'll see him giving them his jacket sweater thing, reading to them, or teasing them. He's usually really sweet with them, but sometimes he just tries to make them flustered."

Asmodeus

"He's so beautiful it hurts. Like, what is his skin routine? He told me what it was, but I think he lied because it didn't work. Is he just naturally that beautiful?"

"He thinks his best trait is how beautiful he is, but he does make a lot of sacrifices for those he cares about. Like, I overheard he gave up his spot at a spa for Diavolo. Hello??? He also gives out compliments to everyone and they're genuine. He makes you feel special. That's his best trait."

"The way he flirts with MC is so much different than how he did with everyone else. Like, I swear I'm not crazy. Also, his flirting with everyone has died down since MC came along. They might be the first one he's ever really loved."

Beelzebub

"Dude's the best player on our team. He works out all the time, like bro, let us have a chance! It's crazy how strong he is. He could take a day off, but he's got a pretty solid routine."

"I like to just watch him eat. Where does it go? Why did he eat his plate and part of the table? I stay a distance, he'll try to take a bite out of you if you're not careful."

"So like, he takes care of Belphegor, but he really takes care of MC. He even shares some of his food with them. What??? He gets a small smile when he sees them eat. I feel like I'm tripping every time it happens. And then he just hugs them. It looks so warm and nice."

Belphegor

"How are his grades so good when he sleeps through class? How!? I study my ass off and he is barely awake during exams. I know he didn't study! Makes me so mad!"

"We all made up conspiracy theories for why he suddenly went missing. Some of us said that MC was actually him. Others said that Lucifer locked him away in an attic. Both are stupid, but it was fun. Then he showed back up."

"The look he has when he wakes up after sleeping on MC's lap is something else. He has this smile and then he'll nuzzle his face into them while wrapping his arms around them. It's so cute I think I'll die every time."

Diavolo

"If I say something bad about him Barbatos or Lucifer will kill me. Not that I really have anything bad to say about him, he's just intimidating, you know? I mean, he's the next king! I'm always scared I will say something wrong."

"He's a secret genius. He acts happy-go-lucky, but everything is so calculated. Master manipulator is what he is. And he does it without lying! Like, his father was never that good. Makes me wonder if he had something to do with him going to sleep."

"The way he brightens up whenever he sees MC would make you think that Devildom got a sun. Like, his smile is usually just a plain smile, but this is something else. He is always wanting to walk around with their arms linked or holding hands with them. I'm just waiting for him to propose to them under the guise of it being for diplomatic reasons to bring the realms together, but the guy's just smitten."

Barbatos

"He has a secret torture room, I hear something like drums?? But I also hear screaming. I swear it's Diavolo's enemies. I didn't even know Diavolo really had enemies."

"Uh... one time I saw a rat running down RAD'd halls and then I saw Barbatos. I've never seen anyone look so scared in my life. I never would have thought that he would be scared of something like that."

"I'm so confused. One moment I'll see him with Lord Diavolo, but then I'll walk down the hall and see him with MC! I'm pretty sure he's doing something with his powers so that he's able to spend time with them. And it's weird, I've never seen him as relaxed as he is with MC."

Simeon

"He is actually more terrifying than any demon I've ever met. Have you seen him angry before? I swear, he should be the Avatar of Wrath, not Satan."

"It's cute how he takes care of Luke. Though, there's something sad about him. I wonder if it's because misses being in the Celestial Realm with the brothers or if he's thinking he might fall."

"He's so innocent with MC that it's almost scandalous. Like, he acts like holding their hand is such a big deal. Is he actually that innocent or does MC just have such a huge effect on him?"

Luke

"We do joke about him being a dog, but that's only because he doesn't realize exactly how powerful he is. He's still just a kid! He might actually end up being more powerful than Michael or Lucifer when he's grown up."

"His sweets are so good. He claims he doesn't like demons, but that's started to stop and he'll share what he baked with us. He's a good kid."

"MC adopted him, I don't know if they meant to, but they did. It's so funny how he tries to protect them, but he's just their little brother."

Solomon

"I want to form a pact with him just to see why so many of us have, but he's picky and only wants a pact with Lucifer. Not gonna happen."

"He confused me. Is he messing with everyone with his cooking or does he genuinely enjoy his food? And how do you make a mistake that makes you immortal?! What kind of mistake did he make!? Was it his cooking?! It's always a mistake when he cooks."

"He's always casting little charms on MC to make sure they're safe or will have a little bit of good luck. I always see him glance at MC during class just so he can watch their reactions. Even though he's lived forever, he always acts like everything with MC is something brand new."

[freindly-neighbourhood-anarchist]

When You Sleep Together

Dream SMP x Reader

I've got some wholesome moments for you guys because y'all deserve to be loved :) sorry if some of these are cheesy

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💭💚Dream💚💭

Rubbing his eyes sleepily as he stared at the chat of his stream, Clay sighed quietly to himself. He was longing for the sweet embrace of his comfy bed-sheets. As much as he loved his chat, he loved you and his bed more.

Blinking away the sleep, he shook his head to wake himself up. When he stopped himself from falling into his sleep-zombie stupor, he began to speak energetically to the stream once again.

Just as he was about to say something, the sound of his door opening made him stop. When he saw you peeking your head into his room, he muted his mic." Everything okay?" He asked, concern swirling in his deep-green eyes.

Your eyes narrowed a little from the brightness of his monitor," You're... still streaming?" You muttered tiredly, running a hand through your messy hair," It's 4 am... You need to come to bed before you die." You stated bluntly.

Chuckling lightly, Clay smiled at you," That's a bit of an exaggeration, dont ya think?" He grinned out before turning to his monitor," I just need to finish this building first and then I'll come to bed." He reassured.

Pouting at him, you walked over to him in his gaming chair. You wrapped your arms around his shoulders from behind and leaned your head in the crook of his neck. He stiffened up for a second but leaned into your touch, which told you just how tired he really was.

You brought your lips close to his ear," The bed's lonely without you..." You tried your best to sound cute before giving into your sluggish thoughts," and it's lowkey freezing without you next to me. You don't want me to die of hypothermia, right?"

Wheezing a little, he shook his head," Alright, alright. You've convinced me."

"Epic victory royale for me."

"Never say that again."

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🖤🔥Sapnap🔥🖤

Groaning in defeat, you closed your laptop after saving your assignment in frustration. Rubbing your eyes tiredly, you glanced at your phone and turned it on to check the time.

2:30 a.m

"Oh f-" you already knew you were gonna get shit from Nick as soon as you stepped foot into your shared bedroom.

Quickly packing your college material away, you raced upstairs quickly and made a bee-line to your bedroom. You opened the door quietly, smirking slightly when you heard the light snores coming from your boyfriend.

He was hugging a pillow close to himself, wrapped snugly within the comfy blankets. He looked like he was in heaven.

If anything, that only made you more tired.

You tiptoe to the bed and slowly crawled into the bed, trying your best to stop the groan of satisfaction from escaping your lips as soon as the blankets consumed you. You stared at Nick's peaceful face for a second before scooting closer to him for more heat.

The pillow beneath your head was so fluffy and comfortable that you were almost instantly consumed in dream-land, not before Nick stopped you.

"Did your bitchass finally give up on that dumb assignment." He muttered tiredly, replacing the pillow he was cuddling with you.

"I have to finish it tomorrow, dumbass..." You grunted out, your eyebrow slanting downwards slightly.

"Nah, fuck you. You're staying in bed with me tomorrow." He denied your statement instantly, pulling you ever closer.

"You make a good argument, I retract my statement..."

"Good."

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💤💙GeorgeNotFound💙💤

"Fuck yea-" You stopped your celebrating quickly as soon as you remembered that your boyfriend was literally sleeping behind you.

You had been editing a video all night, and despite his begging and whining, you just wouldnt go to bed with George. So he decided that he'd stay with you in the living room, refusing to go to bed without you.

You had protested against that, claiming that he needed his beauty sleep, which he had taken great offense to. So he sat behind you, wrapping his arms around you and placing his head in the crook of your neck, whining that he wasnt going to move until you came to bed with him.

You took this as a challenge," Aight bet." And continued to edit whilst your boyfriend was hugging you from behind.

About 10 minutes into editing, you heard George's familiar snores. You knew that he'd fall asleep quick anyways, sleeping is sort of his thing.

But now, you'd finally finished your editing and want to actually go to bed. Sighing at this dilemma and obvious karma, you closed your laptop after sending the video to Dream.

You leaned into George's heat, making him stir a little." George..." you whispered to him.

There was a lazy hum in response.

"Let's go to bed..." You muttered to him.

"....You lost that opportunity about 2 hours ago." He replied back stubbornly," It's expired."

"Oh, come on." You groaned out," If I stay in bed with you tomorrow as well, will you let us go to bed?"

He was silent.

"... Deal."

"Great, let's go, let's go."

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🎶💛Wilbur Soot💛🎶

"Alright, bed time. C'mon." Wilbur spoke up suddenly, making you jump from your place at your monitor.

"Wait wha-" You were interrupted as Wilbur wrapped his arms around your waist, squeezing you close to him. Your back pressed into his chest as he got you to stand up from your desk." Will, what are you-?"

"You've been editing all day. I need attention and affection." He muttered, a pout on his lips." So can we got to sleep please?" He sent you a slight grin.

"Will, this'll only take a couple of minutes." You sighed out with furrowed eyebrows.

His grin dropped," You said that an hour ago."

Your eyes widened at his words," I did?"

"You did."

"Shit." You rubbed your eyes, letting out another sigh," Jeez, I'm sorry Will... I'm an asshole." You muttered.

"Hmm.... hmmmmm thinking.... You could come to bed to sleep with me to make up for being an asshole?" He teased.

You narrowed your eyes at him playfully," you're not supposed to agree."

Laughing slightly, he wrapped his arms around you tighter," in all seriousness.... As sleepdeprived as I am, I don't want you following in my footsteps. So can we go to bed, please? I really need you in my arms right now."

You were taken aback by his confession but you could only give into his charms after he sent you a soft-eyed smile." Oh, alright."

"Thank fuck. Jesus, please never make me wait as long as you did tonight again."

"Noted."

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⭐👑Eret👑⭐

"Can we go to bed now?" You whined as Eret finally finished streaming." Jeez, it's like you love your chat more than me."

Eret laughed deeply at your words and shook their head," You know that's not trueee~" he sang out cutely." You have my heart, [Y/N], don't worry."

You couldn't stop the stop the soft smile from replacing your pout, your eyes softening at her." Aww.... Ali, you're so sweet to me... and you're super cheesy." You awed out, finding their response to be genuinely adorable.

" Ali? Sheesh, and you call me cheesy. Look in the mirror, love." He teased, finally turning his monitor off and making their way over to you. She towered over you, you've always compared them to a big friendly giant who loves to cuddle.

Sending her a teasing grin and a suggestive eyebrow raise, you spread your arms open for him to hug you," Bed time?"

They grinned slightly and wrapped their arms around you securely, squeezing you tightly against his chest in a loving hug." Bed time..."

"Finally."

"Were you really waiting that long?" She teased, getting your messy head of [H/C] hair." Aww, if I had known that, I would've ended earlier."

You hit him playfully," You suck, loser."

"Love you too, dear."

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(This one's a bit long lol.)

👑🐷Technoblade🐷👑

You let out a another yawn as you shivered lightly in the cold of the snowy area you and Techno lived in.

Your boyfriend had gone to the nether a couple of hours ago to collect wither skulls for 'decoration' but you already knew what he was scheming inside that chaotic head of his.

You've been waiting for about 5 hours in the freezing cold. Of course you've made yourself useful around the house, tending to the farm and gathering more materials overall.

Tommy helped here and there, but he was mostly gathering materials for himself.

Now you were beginning to worry for your boyfriend, he's been gone for so long.

So you decided to sit at the doorstep, a blanket wrapped around yourself and a hot cup of cocoa, refusing to fall asleep until you found out that Techno was okay.

Tommy had sat with you for an hour or so before he retired to his bed, stating," Techno's being a bitch. Not worth the time waiting for him." And then he left.

You had laughed at the teen's grumpiness towards Techno, but you didnt agree with him.

Techno was worth waiting for.

He always will be.

Taking another sip from your cocoa, you leaned your head against the door, blinking so that you're eyes wouldnt close due to fatigue and tiredness.

The steaming hot cocoa in your hands reminded you of the warm bed you share with Techno. How the fire would crackle and the smell of burning wood and berries filled the home. The blankets were huge and warm and would just consume you and Techno. How he stays up at night to read some history book and tell you about greek mythology.

"Fuck I miss him..." You muttered, your teeth chattering whic prompted you to wrap your blankets closer around you.

"Miss who?"

You jumped at the familiar voice, making you drop your hot cocoa. You looked up at the owner and your lip twitched a little," You're an asshole."

Techno raised an eyebrow down at you, taking off his pig mask to talk to you properly." HEH? What have I done??" He mumbled, silently outraged.

"Do you know how long I've been waiting here?? 5 hours, Techno!! I'm surprised I havent gotten hypothermia yet!" You exclaimed, standing from your spot on the doorstep," You even made me spill my cocoa!!"

Pouting like a child, your boyfriend narrowed his red eyes at you," How is the fact you spilled your cocoa my fault?"

You gave him a,' bitch, really?' Look and it made him reconsider his words.

"Oh wait a minute, I guess that is kinda my fault, huh? Ehhhh, its fiiiiine." He waved a hand dismissively and walked passed you to get into the house, throwing his red Cape off and then placing his items into a chest." So... you missed me, eh? I mean... I would too if I were you but... y'know."

You knew he was fishing for affection or gratitude, but you knew better than that. You were still angry at him.

"Wow, quite the ego on you." You rolled your eyes," and who said it was you that I was missing?"

Techno didnt look at you, he continued placing his items in his chest," Well.... who else would you miss?" He questioned carefully.

"Phil."

He turned to you, staring before shrugging," Yeah, that's pretty valid. I miss him too."

You groaned at his stubborn nature and sat down in a chair, rubbing your temples," You're such a pain." You muttered.

Techno froze at your words, finally sensing your distress. When he had finished putting his items away, he turned to your brooding form, a light frown upon his face. He walked over to you and gulped, his eyebrows furrowing with frustration. He really really wasnt one for comforting others, hes always found it hard to do so. That's what social anxiety does to you.

He placed a hand on your head, petting it lightly and awkwardly." Look.... I'm sorry."

You froze at his words and slowly looked up at him, an expectant look upon your face.

Techno took his hand from your head, prompting to cross his arms instead," I know that you were worried, I shouldve taken that into consideration. But ya need to understand that I'm strong, [Y/N]. You dont need to worry for my safety at all, I can handle myself."

You frowned a little before sighing," You know I worry because I love you." You stated simply, looking down at your shoes.

The male's cheeks heated up a little and he nodded," 'course..." he grumbled bashfully.

Lips twitching into a slight smile, you stood from your chair and grabbed both of his hands gently, intertwining his fingers with yours." Well... I'm glad you're safe... I missed you a lot."

Techno's face only reddened even further as he completely avoided eye contact with you, his palms growing sweaty but refusing to let go of your smaller and softer hands." U-uh... wanna know another reason why you shouldnt worry about me dyin'?" He's trying his best to hide the fact he was embarrassed.

You grinned slightly and leaned a little closer to him," Yeah. Tell me."

He looked deeply into your eyes, his face still flushed. He leaned a little closer to your face, his ruby-red eyes swirling with an emotion you couldnt quite put your finger on.

Your eyes flicker down to his lips as he began to speak, his hot breath hitting your own lips.

"Because Technoblade never dies."

You pulled yourself from him instantly," You just ruined the romantic moment. AGAIN." You stated simply.

He huffed out a laugh at your exclaim," Aww c'mon it was funny! Please tell me I'm funny--"

"You're not funny. I'm going to bed, bye." You then walked away from him, Techno trailed behind you with a shit-eating grin on his lips.

"You know I still have 3 canon lives left as well, right?"

"I am now choosing to no longer understand english." You replied simply.

"Ok, nerd."

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🐏🖤Jschlatt🖤🐏

"The fuck are you up so late for." It was more of a statement than a question.

You looked up at your floating boyfriend in all of his blue sweater and ram-horned glory." You're up late too, dumbass." You shot back, downing another cup of coffee.

"[Y/N]... I'm a fuckin' ghost. You think I need sleep? Use your head woman." He insulted as he floated behind you, peeking over your shoulder to see what you were up too.

You seemed to be writing something in a book, he couldnt really read it though so he leaned onto your back, leaning his chin on your shoulder. His eyes skimmed over the words and he scowled a little.

"What the hell are you s'posed to be writing." He grumbled out.

"It's just a book for the different materials Alex told me to gather." You stated simply, leaning your head against his slightly.

"Good idea. Knowin' you, your dumbass would probably forget." He hummed out," But why waste your time on this when you could be sleeping."

Frowning with furrowed eyebrows, you continued to write in the book," I mean... its Alex. I dont wanna let the guy down, he's the vice president."

"Eh... Whose Alex again? He the one with the flatty patty?"

You buried your face in your hands, holding in a laugh." You're an idiot..." You muttered out, trying to contain your laughter.

"Takes one to know one asshole." Schlatt responded, floating away from you and to your bed. He lay on top of it comfortably," OoOoOoh~ look at how comfortable this fuckin' bed looks [Y/N]~ mm yes, comfy comfy, yes very comfy."

Smiling a little, you turned to him and raised an eyebrow," You sure its comfy?"

He was silent for a moment before he nodded," trust me. You know what they call me?"

You rolled your eyes, sighing slightly,"... what do they call you..."

"The bed master."

"You fucking-" You're sentence cut off as you broke out into a laugh. Schlatt couldnt stop the slight smile from crossing over his lips at successfully cheering you up.

"This is a very comfy bed. You should try it out with me, right now." It was more of a threat than a suggestion.

"How can I trust you though?..."

"Maybe if you try the bed out for yourself you can decide whether it's comfy or not, fuckin' moron."

You stared at him with a deadpan expression before giving in," you make a valid point. You win this argument." Standing from the table, you walked over to your bed and flopped onto it next to Schlatt.

He stared down at you expectantly;" Well? Was I right or was I right?"

You moved around on the bed a little, and sighed," .....It feels like I'm lying on a fucking cloud...." you gave up.

Schlatt shot you a shit-eating grin," Right?? The bed master strikes once again." Then his smile dropped," Dont ever fuckin' question me again."

"Gotcha."

He turned a little in the bed and threw an arm over you, pulling you close to him. You stared up at him with a confused gaze, which made him roll his eyes." Gonna help you sleep." He grunted out.

"Ahhh... Okay." You snuggled a little closer to him." Thank you for existing, Schlatt."

"At least one of us are happy I exist." He deadpanned.

"Hey Schlatt? Did you fall from heaven, cause you look like you fell- wait I messed that up."you silently cursed to yourself.

"You fucking loser."

"Lemme try again... Did you fall from heaven? Cause you look like an angel."

"... That makes no fucking sense. Are you comparing me to Satan then? He was the angel that fell from heaven." He looked slightly offended." I'll have you know that I am a devoted Catholic-"

You deadpanned when he wouldnt accept the pick-up line and gave up,"... You're hot." you stated bluntly.

"I know. Goodnight."

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❤🦆Quackity🦆❤

"Fuuuuck... I'm so fucking tired chat." Alex laughed out slightly, trying his best to contain another yawn. His chat instantly began to complain to him, telling him to hurry up and end the stream then. " aww... you all care so much for me." He fake cried." I dont deserve you guys."

MikeHawk: GO TO BED YOU SMALL MAN

Likywastaken: GO SLEEP ASSHOLE

He snorted at the comment," Wow, are y'all hitting on me orrr? Hit me up." He joked teasingly, a slight grin upon his lips.

The familiar sound of,' Me perdonas' came through his headset, indicating he had received a donation.

Duh_Itz_y/n has donated $4.20

Go the fuck to bed you bitch <3

His eyes lit up at your familiar twitch name and he chuckled lightly." Y/N, my love, you have such a way with words." He stated sarcastically, ignoring how his chat started spamming your name." Thanks for the dono but you literally can just call me on discord, fucking idiot."

And just like that, his discord went off, it made him jump in his gaming chair. He covered it up with a cough and answered the call," Hola hermosa."

"Did you just fucking jump when I called you?"

He sputtered," The fuck??? No. You're tripping."

"YOU DID. You're such a pussy boy."

"Yes, I am a pussy boy because I attract all the puss-"

"Stop talking." You interrupted," Why arent you asleep Alex? I don't know if you knew this buuut, 2 am is usually the time when people should be sleeping." You stated, snarky and teasing.

"If you wanted to get me alone you shouldve just said so, babe." He stated simply, you could hear the shit-eating grin in his voice.

He heard you laugh from the other side, making his heart flutter in his chest." I wish I was there but Mexico is like hours away." You muttered.

"Why are you awake? You've been going off to me but it's late where you are too."

"It's cause I was watching your shitass stream. I'm such a dedicated girlfriend, arent I? I just love you so much." You laughed out.

"Aww, you're such a simp for me..." Alex pressed a hand to his cheek embarrassingly, mocking that he was flustered." Should I just end the stream now then. I wanna talk to you now."

"Now you're the one wanting to get me alone Hmm?"

"Yeah, at least I can admit it. Looks like you're the pussy here." He spat your words right back at you.

"End the stream."

"Yes ma'am."

"Pfft, and you say you arent a fucking bottom." You teased.

"Y/N, I am still strEAMING-"

[kodaiki]

in love with the aomine time stamp series!! he's so confused and dumb for not realizing he's got a crush on reader already😭 i can totally envision him thinking he's still hung up over his ex but then sees reader talking to or laughing with some other guy at their usual coffee place and he feels this irrational urge to go in and assert his dominance as reader's best friend (or so he thinks!!) they're so cute i just want them to get together already GAHH

thank u Audrey for writing such a cute lil series and sending u all the love for a wonderful sunday😌❤️

WAIT THATS SO CUTE !! i can definitely see this happening😭 thank you for reading love!! and just for you and your kind words: here’s a lil bonus of the hc you gave me😌 this a little tweaked but i hope u enjoy!!

[prequel to the series]

“he’s staring at you again.”

you hum absentmindedly as you scroll through your email on your laptop, not catching aomine’s dry tone.

“the dude with the cold foam in his drink, he’s still looking at you.”

with a confused smile, you look up at aomine questioningly. “cold foam?”

aomine rolls his eyes, nose flaring at the fact that that’s all you heard. “it’s all i caught on from his order when he was standing in front of us.”

“and what do you have against cold foam, aomine?” you question, almost absently, making aomine’s nose scrunch up in annoyance. it’s cute, really. he resembles a kid not being taken seriously by their mother. too bad you can’t see it through your endless scrolling.

“it’s not that,” he nearly whines – yeah, he’s getting exasperated at this point. “why does he have to be staring over here like that.”

at that, you quirk a brow and turn your head in the direction you last saw said man (with the cold foam in his drink) and as aomine said, looking right over at the two of you. well, more like you. aomine’s almost angry the guy isn’t looking over at him to see his glare.

as soon as you meet eyes with the man, though, he quickly turns away, looking down at his phone.

aomine can’t help but scoff, making a ‘tch’ sound. wimp, he thinks. he just wants to stand up and march over to the man, hoping his large stature and mean face was enough for the guy to get the hint and go away.

it’s aomine’s role as ‘security-best friend’ that’s making him so peeved (obviously🙄). and as your best friend, he’s the one to steer you clear of bad decisions and most importantly, bad men. right?

so yeah, aomine’s a little unnerved with the way said man with cold foam in his coffee is staring at you; like you’re some sort of meal.

“so what if he’s looking over?” you shrug, brushing off the exchange. “certainly does a number on my ego.”

aomine blinks at the quirk up of your lips, before lidding his eyes downward. “what do you mean?”

your eyes flit up from your screen to catch the genuine confusion in his eyes. “it’s uh…” you trail off. “it’s kinda dumb honestly.”

“you’ve subjected me to a lot of your dumb comments so by all means,” aomine gestures with his hand for you to continue.

“you’re so mean,” you deadpan, kicking his shin from under the table. “but y’know, having someone look at you from across a room? pretty special feeling you get.” at your friend’s utterly lost expression, you sigh. “like, when you search for mika in a room. how you’re watching her even if you’re not talking to her; your eyes just gravitate to where she is. that.”

“oh.” aomine murmurs, suddenly feeling perceived. is that really what he looks like? did everyone see that about him?

probably not. because, if you’re being honest, it’s you who’s watching him in the way he’s watching his crush.

“yeah,” you finish off, rubbing at your forearm in awkwardness. “so let the guy in cold foam be. obviously it’s not serious but… it’s nice.”

“you don’t think you have anyone like that?” aomine asks blankly, tilting his head slightly.

you laugh, maybe imagining if one of your friends god forbid had a crush on you; “no way, at least not that way i look at-” you catch your self before the word ‘you’ slips through your lips.

“you look at…?” aomine’s widen a minuscule amount as he trails off, urging you to continue.

“i look at … my favorite character from a show,” you recover, clenching your fists in hopes he doesn't see through your stammer.

aomine seems not to notice because relaxes back in his seat, chuckles through his nose and raises an eyebrow. “that’s a lot of love you got for those people. think anyone in person can even match that?”

you swallow the lump in your throat.

“i do.” you stay silent for a moment. it’s not anything you have to for-tell since you already have that someone who exceeds the love you carry for a fictional character. it’s aomine, after all.

and it always will be, you think.

[6mmad]

Obey Me! Undateables with a Pre-K Behavior Chart

(including platonic!Luke)

CW: Implied established relationship, mentions of physical affection, romance

Diavolo

Absolutely loves and adores the idea! His inner child is jumping up and down

Outwardly expressed his interest in it and asked all sorts of questions about it when you put it up in the castle, his curiosity for human traditions never ceases to exist

Truthfully believed that he would be a solid green but unfortunately even the King of Hell doesn't receive mercy from the likes of MC

He's a green and yellow, much to his own dismay

After all, Diavolo is a loving and responsible demon but his antics and curious nature tends to get everyone else over involved

Having a demon with a zest for life is cute until he calls you at 4am during testing season to make you explain sleepovers

Is genuinely surprised to find himself on yellow the following afternoon

Diavolo has a love-hate relationship with the yellow stop light. On one hand he appreciates your honesty, it's a breathe of fresh air from the over courteous behavior he gets from being royalty

However the other side of him is writhing in agony. He didn't mean to upset you!! His favorite human!! He's seen many horrors as a ruler of Hell but this is truly living one in the flesh (drama king, much?)

Expect an impromptu date with a bill that has enough zeros in it to make you dizzy

Will 100% let you know that the purpose of this date is to discuss his "stop-light situation" and that he wishes you wouldn't worry him so

If and when you decide to spare him, expect an extra surprise at the end of the night

Doesn't go on red, ever, much to his relief. This poor guy can barely handle yellow

Barbatos

Had no issues with the idea when you brought your chart to the castle, he found some humor in it, MC never loses their talent in catching him off guard

Was kinda surprised to find his own little clip on the chart but enjoyed the fact that he was included

As expected, Barb is a solid green, he's much too attentive about what makes you tick

Even so a part of him finds the idea of being on yellow intriguing, so he enjoys to push your buttons to see how far he has to push to get on yellow

It starts off really small, you notice that the tea he serves you isn't the one you enjoy best and then the extra blanket you asked for during your stay never arrived

It wasn't until you asked him for a favor and he directly said "no, Im afraid I can't" that you noticed him trying to gauge your reaction

You decide to satisfy his curiosity and he ends up on yellow that day for the first and last time

Barb makes it up to you, partly because he comes to the realization that he actually doesn't really find being on yellow that funny anymore in fact, it feels awful and he would like to be on green again

Partly because he'll take any excuse to spoil the human that makes him feel alive and happy

Doesn't end up on red and truthfully he wouldn't want to be

Solomon

Genuinely laughs when you bring the chart into Purgatory Hall

He's lived a long life, and seeing such a juvenile chart brings out a lot of nostalgia for him, he can't remember the last time he had his own clip on a behavior chart

Thinks the idea is super fun and interesting, he'd never pass up an opportunity to analyze his favorite apprentice so closely

Never moves from yellow and he thinks it's the funniest thing ever

Every time you consider putting him on green he causes some sort of mischief that immediately makes you think again

"Solomon, why would you tell the group chat that were out on a date! I have to go back home after this, ya kno!

"Now, now, there's no need to get so worked up"

It's all in good nature and you know that Solomon would never put you in harms way, so long as you know this Solomon truly doesn't feel too bothered by being on yellow

After all, a flustered face is his favorite expression on you

Even so, expect lots of fleeting kisses and touches to keep you from getting too mad

Has probably ended up on red once from pushing too far, however it made him learn quickly where your limits are

Pulled you aside and apologized properly, promising to never allow the incident to repeat

Simeon

What a creative idea, MC! Humans truly have a great grasp of child rearing! Wait...this is for ..us?

Laughed like Solomon, however his was less in amusement and more so about the irony of it all. He never once imagined that as a creature thousands of years old, he'd be put on behavior chart made for human children

Actually enjoys the idea once he really considers it, he'd love to understand you better MC!

Part of the Good Noodle Club, solid green

The Celestial Realm has always demanded proper behavior from him, a exemplary angel was what he had to be

However, his kindness and love towards you and your feelings are an act of complete free will

Seeing himself on green feeds an ego that he didn't know he have, knowing the person he likes has a high opinion of him was something he didn't realize could be so sweet

Simeon regularly checks the chart to see where his clip is and not so subtlety lets the brothers know just how much MC favors him

"Ah! Lucifer, Ive heard MC put a chart in House of Lamentation as well. You must be on green all the time, you're very much a perfectionist"

"Ah... You're not? :-) I see"

Has only ever been on the threat of yellow, so definitely hasn't been on red

Luke

What! A behavior chart? The last time he had one of these his baby feathers hadn't even shed yet!

Luke supposes he can let it pass, after all everyone else is on it too so it's not a total insult to his ego

In truth, he's invested. Oh my God, he's invested. Not only on his clip but also on everyone else's

Absolute sweetheart, he's on green most of the time

Luke loves seeing his clip on green, especially when it's smack dab in the middle of the green circle (not on the edges cause that makes him nervous)

Checks the chart regularly and uses the Purgatory Hall group chat to confront Solomon

"Why are you on yellow! Even Mammon doesn't go on yellow this much!"

"Solomon!"

Read 12:36pm

Unfortunately his need for good behavior extends past the walls of Purgatory Hall, he likes to check the one in House of Lamentation as well

10000% snitches on the brothers to MC

Ends up on yellow rarely, but when he does it's because he's been causing Simeon parenting troubles

Be nice to your dad, Luke!

Apologizes to both of you through tears and boogers, he's sorry! Just put him back in green!

Hugs and head kisses for this baby angel, he's still wonderful and you need to remind him that being on yellow doesn't reflect his character as a whole

He's very proud to say that he's never been on red

[linawritestwst]

so the request are open? can i request the diasomnia students reacting to fem! reader being malleus younger sister like 15 or 16. if not that is fine

diasomnia reacting to the reader being malleus's younger sister headcanons (fem!reader)

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i decided not to include malleus, because i kinda wanted these headcanons to be more about what other diasomnia students think of the reader. and also because i couldn't come up with the reader's and malleus's sibling dynamic. i hope you like these!

lilia vanrouge.

♡ he most likely knew about you being malleus's sister already, i mean, it's lilia, of course he does. he would pretend to be as surprised as other students just for fun, he would definitely go "oh really?? i never would have thought that you two are related!" BUT HE KNOWS. HE KNOWS.

♡ teases you a lot. you're a baby to him, you're malleus's cute little sister! you're so adorable and your reactions are so amusing! it doesn't matter that you most likely look older or at least the same age as lilia even though he's actually a grandpa sometimes he would talk to you like you're a child just to mess with you. "aw, are you feeling sleepy, y/n? i have so many interesting bedtime stories to tell!" also would ask if you want to try some of his cooking.

♡ he also would try to act like a teen/young fae around you, so that you'd understand him better.. but you don't know if he's genuinely that bad at it or he's just trying to embarrass you in front of your friends. no, lilia, please stop using words like "vibe", "slay", "stan", etc, YOU'RE NOT EVEN USING THEM CORRECTLY. but he just wants to be cool like you, y/n, he wants to fit in!

♡ but even though lilia likes to joke about you being too young and innocent, you really are important to him and if something is troubling you, he's always there to help. he cares about you, just like he cares about malleus and other diasomnia boys. he may prank you from time to time, but he's also a supportive and understanding person, who genuinely wants the best for you. what a nice grandpa figure you have!

silver.

♡ he sure is surprised and he starts treating you a bit differently than before, but silver is overall a polite and serious person, so him treating you with more respect is not that noticeable. but you can certainly notice him trying to protect you from anything and anyone potentially dangerous, you're malleus's sister, he can't let anything bad happen to you!

♡ and when i say that he wants to protect you from danger, i also mean that he's trying to protect you from lilia's pranks. lilia says something to you and silver is already there, trying to warn you and saying that you should be more careful around lilia. and if lilia tries to feed you his cooking, silver WILL NOT let him do that. it's all for your safety.

♡ silver wants to become a knight for malleus and that means he wants to become a knight for you too now. at first he wants to do this simply because you and malleus are related, but then he starts to slowly get attached to you and respect you not only because of you being malleus's sister, but also because you're a person who deserves to be protected and cared for.

sebek zigvolt.

♡ HE IS SO CONFUSED. you?? his master's younger sister?? what should he do?? how should he act around you?? wait, he was so rude to you before, he is so sorry!! how can he make you forgive him?? how could he have no idea about you and malleus being related?? you know what, don't forgive him, he can't even forgive himself for that!

♡ if silver treating you with more respect is not that noticeable, THEN OH BOY IS IT NOTICEABLE WITH SEBEK. treats you like an actual queen, makes sure everyone knows that you're malleus's sister and that all students should treat you with the same respect as he does. it's kinda embarrasing and you try to tell him that it's alright and he doesn't have to do all of that, but he's not listening. you are malleus's sister, you deserve only the best things in the world and all humans should bow down to you!

♡ like silver, he does eventually get very attached to you, you're just so important to him, he's always thinking and worrying about you! if you need anything, just say a word, he'll be there and he'll do it for you! you're also so kind and you always say how sebek doesn't have to treat you this way, but.. what if you're precious to him not only because you're related to malleus, but also because you're a good person who was always so nice to sebek? he also probably has a crush on you