#it could be a skit

[spookyoffduty]

AAA SUMMER EVENT!! I'm late to it (18 days remaining as of today) but I really enjoyed it and wanted to draw something for it as the summer events are always my favorite ones💕🫶🫶

so yeah here's some silly doodles of character interactions

CLOSE UPS UNDERCUT!!! v v v

[shaykai]

Turns out all you need to bribe the self proclaimed Destroyer of Worlds to your side is some DVDs of his favorite soap opera

[athina-blaine]

thinking about labru taking the metro. kabru likes it (and is a huge public transit advocate) while laios tolerates it, but gets easily overwhelmed with how hot and cramped and smelly it can get. kabru scopes out a seat for him and is happy to apply elbows in order to get them there. kabru forgoes a seat and stands with his front to laios both to serve as a physical buffer and help take laios' mind off of things

[skitskatstudios]

Guess who got a new cane!!! To celebrate, I have given Kaidou a cane. :)

[gaymars97]

Alot of times, I see psyren on the media and what I see is “Krieg being scary and Maya loving him regardless” which is real nice, but it’s just always that.

Maya being scary and Krieg loving her regardless, on the other hand, is what we need to talk about. Please. There’s barely any of that anywhere. Please give us scary siren. Please

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

HAL: Please stop putting fish in your pants. That's not what they mean by "codpiece".

CALIBORN: I DO WHAT I WANT. FAGGOT.

HAL: Yes, you do. I don't know why I possibly would've thought so otherwise.

[iridescentis]

PLEASE tell me someone has done this meme with Nischa (+ Ocean) IT'S TOO FUNNY NOT TO

[no-see-um-incorrect]

Random bitch: mmmm thunder thigh alert 

Alphonse: Aww they look so cute

Random bitch: with fat thighs like that, they need to wear longer shorts

Charlie: I want them to crush my skull like a watermelon

Random bitch: I like a curvy person but the curves have to be-wait what?

Auron: you call them thunder thighs, but are too cowardly to face the storm? *Glasses push*

Random bitch: THE STORM?!?!

Lucien: CRUSH MY FACE AND SEND ME TO VALHALLA IN GLORY

[amitywrights]

I've been rewatching Osomatsu-san and have been keeping track of the times the brothers have said each other's names/nicknames because I have always wondered about it so yeah this is very self-indulgent TT_TT but I will be sharing it below.

Note!

1. Included are Seasons 1-3 and The Movie (2019), however I did not include AUs apart from F6 and Girlymatsu, and skipped over recap episodes as well as ending songs and previews

2. I did not include times when their names was said but it wasn't pertaining to them specifically so things like "Osomatsu-kun/-san" as titles or "Karamatsu Girls"

3. I did not count the times where a brother would refer to them as a whole like when Karamatsu would say "brothers" or when Totty says "niisan-tachi" (brothers)

4. The term "niisan"/ "chounan" (older brother) and "suekko" (youngets child) are counted only if they are used as a non descriptor so things like "I'm the eldest", and "Todomatsu, the youngest" do not count. However, they sometimes translate as nicknames based on context so things like "Share with your big bro" and "Come on, little bro" count, I hope this made sense lol

5. This is not 100% accurate 'cause I might miss some, especially when they aren't put into the subs but I did my best to compile it :DD



Season 1



Season 2



Season 3

MOVIE

Final Tally!

Link if you wanna see better

That out if the way, let's award some NEETs yeah?

Below will be the ranking of: Who's name they said the most/least, and who said their name the most/least :DD (Apart from themselves ofc)

Osomatsu

Said the most: Todomatsu (80)

Said the least: Jyushimatsu (50)

Said his name most: Todomatsu (45)

Said his name least: Ichimatsu (13)

Karamatsu

Said the most: Jyushimatsu (51)

Said the least: Ichimatsu (20)

Said his name most: Osomatsu (51)

Said his name least: Ichimatsu (22)

Choromatsu

Said the most: Todomatsu (55)

Said the least: Osomatsu (29)

Said his name most: Todomatsu (70)

Said his name least: Ichimatsu (13)

Ichimatsu

Said the most: Jyushimatsu (59)

Said least: Osomatsu & Choromatsu (13)

Said his name most: Osomatsu (68)

Said his name least: Karamatsu (20)

Jyushimatsu

Said the most: Osomatsu (40)

Said the least: Choromatsu (23)

Said his name most: Ichimatsu (59)

Said his name least: Choromatsu (34)

Todomatsu

Said the most: Choromatsu (70)

Said the least: Karamatsu (31)

Said his name most: Osomatsu (80)

Said his name least: Karamatsu & Jyushimatsu (37)

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Has the most names: Choromatsu (19)

Has the least names: Todomatsu (6)

Mannn I love this, hope you guys enjoyed the data as much as I did lol. If you find mistakes feel free to correct!! And also, ask questions if you have them :DD

My thoughts in tags! Add your thoughts as well I wanna see how mad you guys go with this info

[novelcain]

*Wukong is looking at a baby boy that the reader gave birth to, and sees that he has more of a human appearance and looks exactly like the reader*

Wukong: You guys think this one is mine?

Tripitaka: What?

Wukong: I mean...he doesn't look like me.

Wujing: You don't think (Y/n) cheated on you, do you

Bajie: How could you think that?! After everything she's done for you!

Wukong: Hold on! I'm not saying she did! But it's just-

Tripitaka: Wukong, not every child will end look like their father, besides he must have some traits of you-

Wujing: Uh guys, why are the baby's eyes glowing?

*Everyone looks to see the baby's eyes open to see a yellow golden glow, and suddenly the light shoots from his eyes, through a roof and into the sky.*

*After that, everyone sees the baby's eyes wide open to reveal a burning red color*

...........

Wukong: ......*excitedly life's the baby in the air* HE HAS EYES LIKE ME!

*The baby giggles as Wukong happily spins around with him*

Bajie: What...just happened?

Tripitaka: I have no idea...

Reader: *waking up from a well deserved sleep* What's with all the noise? *Looks up* WTF HAPPENED TO THE ROOF?!

Wujing: ...Your baby shot through with laser eyes.

Reader: ...Oh.

Reader: *realizing it probably shot into Heaven* Oh boy...

lmaooo just imagine waking up from a nap and your fucking ROOF is gone

Erlang who was sent by JE to make sure there wouldn't be another monkey that tries to take over Heaven:

Wukong when he sees Erlang's bitch ass on FFM again and his protective instincts kick in:

They then proceeded to wrestle on the ground like children for the next 2 hours before Reader got tired of the noise and put them both in time out

Wukong and Erland in the corner of shame:

[fagbearentertainment]

Behold, an accurate recreation of a danganronpa sprite animations I made when I was 14 (these are still rly fun to make lol)

[piastrinorris]

JOE KEERY and BEN SCHWARTZ

The Truth About Steve & Jean-Ralphio - The Late Late Show with James Corden

[theshadowrealmitself]

Bruce Wayne doing undercover boss, but really badly (think that one kylo ren skit) on purpose so that people think he’s bad with disguises and stuff as another part of his Bruce Wayne persona to throw people off the scent of his secret identity

[majorxmaggiexboy]

Enid: (after yet another round of intense peril due to helping solve a mystery) Wednesday, do you remember when I said payback's gonna be a bitch?

Wednesday: (solemnly but with a note of intrigue) I always remember when someone swears vengeance.

Enid: I've decided what that payback is going to be.

Wednesday: I must admit I did not believe you had the fortitude to carry out your threat. I'm actually impressed.

Enid: (gleefully) you're gonna film a tiktok!

Wednesday:

Enid: :D

Wednesday: I have only the vaguest notion of what that means, but from the way you're smiling, I'm not sure even my worst machinations warrant such a harsh response.

[eli-is-an-idiot]

GCSE DRAMAAAAAA

this post is brought to you by my growing insanity after rereading an inspector calls for my drama gcse in a single afternoon

(inspired by @thebrokenpaintbox on this post)

[13o7billionyearsinthemaking]

Putting Flaming Hot Abs & Jojo's pose in the same minute is a tactical nuke on my neurons