#it just BLOWS MY MIND 😭😭😭😭😭

[xx-alice-in-wonderland-xx]

Abby, Lev & Yara incorrect quotes 🖤

Abby, to Lev: Look at you! All cute and small! I could just eat you up! Lev: *proceeds to kick her in the shin and run away*  Yara, walking past: Rule number 1, don't call Lev cute or small.

Lev: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I’d just be excited to have a bunk bed.  Abby: Abby: I'm gonna tell him.  Owen: Don't you dare.

Abby: Today, Lev said a swear word, so Yara said that she was going to wash Lev’s mouth out with soap. Lev replied, “It’s okay, I like the taste of soap”. Turns out, they’ve both been putting soap on their lips to blow bubbles for the past hour.

Lev, gardening: Hey, can you bring me the hoe?  Abby: Yeah, sure.  *A few minutes later*  Abby: Here you go.  Lev:  Abby:  Owen: Why am I here?

Yara: Breathe, just breathe.  Lev: I’ve done nothing with my life! I’m a failure!  Their mom in Lev’s mind: Awww, that never bothered you before.

Lev on his 18th birthday: Adulting is hard.  Lev: How do I quit?  Yara: Time travel.  Abby: Die.

Lev: When Yara was born, the gods said, "She’s too perfect for this world."  Abby: Please. When I was born, the devil said, "Oh, competition."

Yara: You get turned back into a baby but you retain all your skills and memory, what do you do?  Abby: Eat a nickel.  Yara: A reminder: You have retained all your skills and memories.  Lev: Eat a nickel.  Yara: Ok.

Lev: Why does everyone want to kill Abby?  Ellie: Because, goddamnit, have you seen her? her neck looks so snappable.

*the Squad cleaning up*  Abby: Pick up the nearest piece of trash and throw it away.  Lev, to Yara: Aight, which bin do you wanna go in—

Lev: *sneaking in through their window*  Yara: *turning in their chair and flicking the light one* You want to tell me where you've been all night?  Lev: I was with Abby?  Abby: *turning in their chair* Wanna try again?

Yara: Do you support gay rights?  Lev: I’m literally trans.  Abby: He’s avoiding the question!

Yara: What did Abby do this time?  Lev: More like WHO did Abby do this time?

Lev: Self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath or putting on a lot of make up if you like that, or taking a nice warm nap and stuff like that basically.  Abby: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you. self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists. self care is the fear in your enemies eyes.  Yara: Self care is stealing someones birthday cake just to eat the frosting.  Lev: If you touch my birthday cake I’ll make you eat your hands.

⬆️ (Lev’s never had a birthday cake 🥲)

Lev: If I die, my funeral will be the biggest party ever and you're all invited.  Yara: "If"  Abby: Great, the only party I'm ever invited to and they might not even die.

Abby: Uh, I think I got your lunch. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘I am very proud of you. Love, Yara’*  Lev: Oh yeah. I didn’t think this was for me. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘Be good. For the love of God, Please be good.’*

Yara: Nice rock.  Lev: Thanks, Abby gave it to me.  Abby: I threw it at you!  Lev: Isn’t she the sweetest?

Yara: Lev! Abby got that thing on the control panel working!  Lev: Wow! That looks pretty impressive.  Yara: Yeah!  Abby: Any idea what it does?  Lev: Not a clue.

Yara: What are you two arguing about this time?  Abby: They’re always using common phrases incorrectly!  Lev: Cry me a table, Abby.

Yara: Lev isn’t answering my messages.  Abby: Allow me.  Yara: I tried 6 times, what makes you thi-  Lev: *replying to message* Hello.

Lev, not understanding the concept of holidays since I headcannon Seraphites didn’t celebrate stuff like Christmas: Christmas is cancelled.  Abby: You can't cancel a holiday.  Lev: Keep it up, Abby, and you'll lose New Year's too.  Abby: What does that mean?  Lev: Yara, take New Year's away from Abby.

Yara, to Abby You know, Lev can be really aggressive, so it's important to take all the necessary precautions when approaching.  Lev: *blows airhorn at a seraphite* GET FUCKED!

this was so funny to make lmao 😭

[gamermattsgf]

so glad you’re back but this place is literally insufferable now lol aside from you literally all my favs have left

Nahhh bc this is actually so sadddd. Like WTAF happened to tumblr being a fun little family. I remember actually being addicted to it bc everyone was so lovely and supportive and now half of the writing population is gone and people are just getting into arguements and trying to cancel each other for whatever reason (not quite caught up on any of the tea yet 💀) I HATE THAT SHIT 😭😭

Honestly tho to think that all of this was going on and I was just blissfully unaware of it whilst reading f1 fics actually ON here just blows my mind like wtf

[monkeydlesbian]

literally what were they doing in wano for 200 episodes. what the fuck. i bet 150 of them were backstories and chopper was only in 3 of them. absolutely horrendous pacing

[minthological]

hello, fwendy-wends!

i bring you my little painting of wiggog y'wrath because i am. not normal about him. haha

sketch + alt pics below the cut <3

the one above is before sealant, these ones are ~30 minutes after sealing! also tilted one a little so you can see the shinies better! highlights my beloved 💚

[fromtheseventhhell]

People trying to blame Joe for Sophie's lack of success will always be hilarious since she's been in several movies and series during their relationship, it's just that her stans(?) stopped tuning in after GOT ended. The whole divorce "discourse" was a great example of how Twitter likes don't translate into a career; Joe was playing sold-out stadiums while "team Sophie" genuinely knew nothing about her recent projects and convinced themselves she'd been forced to stop working because of her irrelevance. I would almost feel bad for her if she wasn't a racist zionist

[sergeantpixie]

my thoughts after the eighth episode of The Artful Dodger:

1. okay just bc i don’t trust Fagin doesn’t mean i want him to die!

2. what do you MEAN he fell asleep with his finger on her pulse 😭😭😭 don’t TOUCH me!!!

3. the ominous music instead of romantic music is just cruel

4. OH NO MAMA FOX 💀

5. Oh when Belle went off on Sneed about not believing her, god anyone with a chronic illness Felt That

6. DARIUS WORKING WITH OLIVER TWIST, THEY LITERALLY BROUGHT IN A PLOT TWIST

7. “you awakened something dark and glorious in me, Fagin. my passion, my genius for crime.” you should see the grin on my face this is so fucking funny

8. HETTY FOUND THE NOTES

9. “you love her, don’t you?” 😭😭😭

10. Hetty is too good for this world

11. oh god her SIGH when he leaves the room that alone nearly did me in, I CAN’T CRY YET IT’S TOO EARLY

12. the lotuses on Belle’s wall are lovely and also i’m crying for real now about the Fox sisters 😭

13. i love Fanny so much

14. oh the ticking clock in the background is just CRUEL

15. A NOOSE!!!

16. there is something about Hetty always being with Jack in surgery, in doing what he loves best, and how it’s what Belle loves best too, and now they’re together doing it to save her, idk it’s such an intense dynamic, like they took it further than just unrequited love and made it something more

17. Sneed finally admitting Jack is the better surgeon as if this scene didn’t need to be more intense!!!

18. oh Rotty’s gonna give it back to save her man!!!

19. IS SHE BREATHING

20. “you just sent the best surgeon i’ve ever seen to his death.” ABOUT FUCKING TIME SNEED

21. “and you was always my number one” oh that’s a dad

22. RED GOT TO KILL HIM HELL YES!!!

23. and he ran back to check on her ofc

24. JACK

25. he did a murder for you, Jack!

25. “thank you Fagin” “piss off”

26. UNTAPPED POTENTIAL

27. this instrumental version of joker and the thief is a banger tbh

28. I NEED SEASON 2 ASAP

[professionalfixator]

worlds hottest jury part 5 - final 4 edition

[inniave]

pharmacies should automatically give you (or at the very least offer) naloxone any time you get an opioid prescription

[oblivionsdream]

Feeling super normal about the jingly fool & his knight, totally not frothing at the mouth for more…

Very here for talking about those angsty scenarios, my rubber arm could probably be twisted to bounce ideas & write the jingly fool being kidnapped & rescued… 🤡 (we are really lacking a jester emoji, it seems)

It seems another victim has fallen for their charms. XD

Listen if you wanna write something about them I will eat it up!! I adore seeing what people create and will undoubtedly lose my mind over it. It just makes my day. I'm unfortunately not much of a writer myself but I will draw them all day long.

(And hell yes. The best we can do is a clown or a joker card 🃏 😭)

[starrynyxa]

[2aceofspades]

ahem. *takes a deep breath* I LOVE YOUR ART AND IM GONNA HOLD IT GENTLY AND ADMIRE IT BEFORE TAKING A BIG OLD BITE OUT OF IT BECAUSE ITS ABSOLUTELY DELICIOUS!!

scrumdidilyumptious if you will. so good that im making up words over here :0

BUT UR ART IS SO INSPIRING TO ME LIKE THE DOODLES AND THE COMICS AND JUST- YES.

i am so totally completely 100% no doubt normal and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong :D

I-🥺

Thank you so much aaawweee!!! 😭😭😭 I don't even know how to thank you properly for real 🥺🥹

Hubabubba- oofie my heart :')

Thank you so so very much for being so kind and sweet oh my goodness 🥺 I really appreciate it for real and I feel like I can never truly articulate that

So!

I doodled a lil something! (:

He's the real star of the show and he knows it ;P

But, seriously, thank you so so much for reaching out and being so incredibly kind! It really warms my lil heart and motivates me to keep drawing 🤗✨

[imaginarycyberpunk2023]

Ayo, Vinnie is cool! *Throws this here for u* Sorry if I missed anything, have an excellent day!

WHAT THE FRICK JUST HAPPENED I FELL OVER BACKWARDS @valrez

@valrez ok, my heart is beating REAL fast right now. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS! This was out of the blue, and I haven't processed it yet, clearly.

Look, it's Vinnie. This is an amazing artwork, and ok, I feel some tears coming on, sorry. You captured him perfectly, I can feel his sass in this, and it's beautiful. I love your linework!

Thank you for your kindness. You're a stranger at this point, and I hope you won't be in the future. 🧡

[satocidal]

How tf are you guys making 500+ notes in 12 hours😭

[veilder]

Oh my goodness!!! Well, I somehow missed the occasion, but the other night, one of my fics, The Nearness of You, surpassed 1000 kudos!!! Holy shit, this is blowing my mind!!! o_O I legit never thought I'd ever have a fic that popular, wow! I just wanna say thank you so, so much to everyone who read and left reviews and kudos on that and all my fics, it truly means the world to me? And, since I never actually posted that fic to my blog here (I wrote it before I really started using Tumblr a lot), Imma take the time to do that properly in a minute, lol. So look out for it as my next post. XD

Thank you again, everyone. I wish I could do one of those like authors who does a giveaway or something for big milestones but I know myself well enough to realize that ain't gonna work, omg. XD But even still, I'm always happy to talk about prompt ideas or anything with y'all, so if you have any, you can for sure shoot them my way! XD

My very first chapter fic, my first attempt at a romance, my first romcom... and now my first fic to break 1k. Thank you all. Truly, thank you. ❤️💙❤️💙

[atopvisenyashill]

that scene where tywin calls a meeting to emotionally abuse tyrion & cersei about how upset they are at his sexual abuse & control of them is so darkly funny to me and i finally realized I keep linking it to the scene in the umbrella academy where they all want to talk to the future version of their dad and five is like “why. why do we think this is a good idea” and SURE ENOUGH. terrible british dads is the same.

[tariah23]

Outside of all of… that happening to Gojo, and finishing Snowfall the other day, eek……..