#it was an extremely gay event

[chirpsythismorning]

[s-guacamolearts]

If anyone ever asked me how I view the two lawyers I'd show them this image

[gonnahaveabigtalklater]

i think every RCM officer should be able to exchange silly little messages via Esprit De Corps. harry-based cop snapchat.

[jackiiiiiii]

unfriendly reminder that ADF is currently funding the defunding of public schools and actively attacking separation of church and state (tw anti-LGBT stuff)

Apparently punishing people who sexually assault pregnant youth and LGBT youth "threatens freedom of speech" and perpetrators shouldn't "be punished for speaking freely" because apparently it should be ok to scream fag in a middle school because free speech. they also claim it attacks "real" women's rights, even though their definition of "real" women are women with functioning uteruses, which means they could get pregnant.. which is who is being protected by this change.. almost as if they're secretly against women having human rights...

They also hate the Johnson Amendment because it makes it illegal for tax exempt organizations to promote politicians, and are claiming it infringes on religious freedom because Christianity is actually about Ron DeSantis, not Jesus and God you silly goose!

They also hate public schooling, and that's shown BY THE 1000+ CASES THEY HAVE AGAINST PUBLIC SCHOOLS IN THE LAST FEW YEARS.

They advocate for voucher schools, which according to the NEA "There is ZERO statistical significance that voucher programs improve overall student success". Many voucher schools are promoting the fact they are racially segregated, have no LGBTQIA students, have conversion therapy available, or have no special need students, because the left are snowflakes but extreme far-right people will have a temper tantrum like a 3 year old if they see a wheelchair accessible parking spot. These voucher schools take money that would be sent to public schools, because these voucher schools are still publicly funded, which prevents public schools from getting adequate funding.

The ADF is also behind Amy Coney Barret and Mike Johnson and fund their political campaign and give them "gifts" aka bribes. They also fund Promise to America's Parents Coalition, who fund No Left Turn, Parents Defending Education, and Moms for Liberty. Moms of Liberty and the ADF are currently on SPLC's watchlist due to their extremist and hateful nature.

The main reason that the ADF wants to get rid of separation of church and state is due to the fact it prevents them from advertising to kids in public schools, and because they are pushing very hard for the denial of good and services to LGBTQIA people to the point LGBTQIA people die because they are literally denied everything, and they also advocate for the nonconsensual sterilization of trans women and men who could have had children, which is sorta illegal in the U.S. They also claim groups like ACLU and HRC are "attacking religious freedoms". They also want to claim the "seven mountains", which is the term for family, religion, education, media, arts & entertainment, business, and government. They want complete control over every aspect of Americans lives because it will maximize the amount of religious people and that will maximize the green in their pocket and the power in their hands.

[silo1013]

i ascribe to the headcanon of scully being mildly psychic/precognitive but i like that there is also arguably an equal amount of evidence that mulder is one of the few people that can see ghosts. like it’s just an established character trait that he has periodical visions of dead people

[bittersweetyrn]

just learned local mormon fave david archuleta is gay and left the church <3

[leofrith]

the comb of champions world event has got to be one of my absolute favourites in the whole game because it's just really sweet and "burdened, decorated, and delicate" is such a big brained way of describing eivor.

but also because it's the first of several instances throughout the game in which eivor risks life and limb for pussy.

[t4t-lumpygrab]

 Realised I didn’t colour them in erm. lg2 is on the left.

ID: a comic about lemongrab 1 and 2 from Adventure time. They are both sitting on the floor, lg2 has an unfinished drawing next to him and lg1 is turned away from him, reading a book. Lg2 excited shakes his brother’s shoulder and says “Hey” lg1 looks over his shoulder with an annoyed “ngh?” The second panel is Lg2 touching his cheek nervously and saying “Can I tell you a secret?” Lg1 looks immediately interested and shuts his book hurriedly. The next two panels show Lg2 whispering into his brother’s ear while blushing. Lg1 listens and then looks shocked, dropping his book in surprise. The next panel shows lg2 putting his hands on his knees and smiling fondly with his eyes closed while lg1 shouts “The duke of nuts!” in shock, there is a headbust of the duke of nuts in his speech bubble. the duke of nuts is a humanoid creature with a walnut for a head who wears a beret. The next panel is lg1 asking “why?” with a somewhat judgemental face, and lg2 replying “he’s nice to me!”. The next panel shows lg1 scratching his head in surprise and saying “To think... the duke of nuts and my own brother.” Lg2 is smiling with his eyes closed, blushing slightly. The final panel shows Lemongrab 1 poking his sibling’s chin and asking “are you a lesbian?” while Lg2 shrugs. ED.

[gooses-trenchcoat]

did i mention that time in my actual real french speaking gcse exam when in a pre-prepared question i managed to forget every single thing i knew- not about french, but about celebrities. so, i ended up answering the question "which celebrity would you like to meet" with "chris pratt, because he's funny and i love jurassic world".

sidenote: i've never seen jurassic world. i just forgot every celebrity except chris pratt, and then every film he's been in except jurassic world. i forgot about guardians of the galaxy, y'all. i love guardians. what the fuck happens in speaking exams

[scyaxe]

so i recently started classes at Real College, and idk why i expected it to be like the community college i went to, but they just threw us in the deep end. classes started monday and i've already had a 1 page paper due. but also all of my professors have been like "call me by my first name" which i think is very funny, but also, respectfully, that is scary.

[ice-sculptures]

Why does the girl crying about her ugly boyfriend + the friend comforting her by saying she could dump her boyfriend tomorrow sound like El and Max? (Although the jury disagrees with the statement that Mike is ugly).

oh my god anon, you're a genius 😭

you inspired me, so here, i wrote 2k of elmax one-sided enemies-to-friends-to-something-more 👀 meet-cute with a hint of byler!!

and i just wanna include a disclaimer that the abundant mike slander in this is just for the bit!! i think mike is so very wonderful, and, of course, finn wolfhard is absolutely gorgeous :)

[urmomsfavelesbian]

you absolutely filthy dirty disgusting slut how dare you oh my god. i’m ****** and i’ve only just gotten to the line where you said the smut STARTS??

giggles and blushes and bats eyelashes and blows u kisses im soooo glad u like it 🥴💛

[moonshadowed]

@emcrse​ inquires:  [ POSITION ]:     sender rearranges the receiver’s hands to the correct, albeit more intimate position ( i.e. on their waist, hips, hands, etc. )

' THINGS DONE WHILE DANCING. ‘   always accepting.

He doesn’t think he’ll ever get used to it. Not really, anyway. Being with the prince was one thing-- that, at least, was something he’d almost accepted, though even through all the stolen glances and clandestine kisses he could never quite believe that it was really happening, that somehow he was his-- but being in his bedroom, alone, being with him, alone, just the two of them devoid of guards or advisors and all the time in the world? That, Julian thinks, he’ll never get used to, and perhaps that was for the best. He never wanted to feel like this was anything other than extraordinary.

As he so often does these days, he finds himself at a loss for words between the tenderness of his touch and the gentleness in his eyes as he moves Julian’s hand down to the small of his back, palm curling against his waist, and the feeling of their fingers interlacing. 

“...Thank you,” the doctor murmurs, hoping that the dizzy heat he feels is from the warm summer air from the balcony and the overpowering scent of jasmine wafting up from the gardens, not from their proximity. The music from the ballroom, muffled by the many floors between them and the rest of the world, picks up again, and he’s grateful that his feet seem to know what they’re doing, as he can’t take his eyes off of red curls, blue eyes, and freckled cheeks. You look entrancing in the moonlight, my love.

“You’re wonderful,” he begins, awestruck, and he’s overcome by warmth once more. After a moment, realizing what he’s said, he huffs a laugh. “At dancing, I mean, not to mention everything else. Surely it can’t all come from endless hours spent being bored to tears?” 

[david-box]

I'm gonna do it anyway but wtf is the name of that thing you use to stop triggers

[our-aroace-experience]

My mom is approaching 70 and is in what I can only describe as a Queer Platonic Relationship. My whole life my mom has been ambivalent about romance, and I suspect that if she were young today she’d describe herself as aro. She and my dad were happily married before he passed away, but even so, I don’t really have memories of them being over romantic. Their friends and and family didn’t believe them at first when they announced their marriage (when she was 36!) bc they “didn’t act like a couple”. They worked well as partners and both wanted kids, but there was always something different about their relationship compared to the relationships of my friends’ parents. Since my dad’s death she has shown zero interest in getting remarried and has been happily single for more than a decade.

My mom has an incredibly full life. She’s got lots of friends of all ages, fulfilling hobbies, and a shitty little dog that she loves to pieces. I never worry about her being bored and lonely.

She has this neighbor in her apartment building. They help each other out the way couples do with tasks like grocery shopping, attending family events together, and they co parent the shitty little dog, but she swears up and down that there’s nothing romantic between them. They help each other with medication, hospital visits, and navigating the scary changes of getting old together. She and my grandpa used to argue about her getting remarried to this neighbor bc he didn’t want her to be “lonely”. My mom insisted that she’s not lonely and the relationship was not romantic. There’s love and companionship, but it’s “not like that”.

Back when I started to show interest in dating as a teen my mom was so confused. “You actually want to go on dates? My mom used to force me to date and I hated it.” When I came out as gay as an adult she was like “That’s cool. I still don’t get why you wanna date people.”

My dad once told me a story about how early in their marriage, my mom once accidentally “dated” a different man without realizing that he was taking her out on dates. From her perspective she just was having fun outings with a friend. When the guy “came clean” and told my dad “I’m dating your wife” he just laughed because my mom had been excitedly telling him all about their “dates”. She missed every single clue that this guy had been laying down for her that he was interested. “He invited me to have breakfast on his boat! I’m so excited for the birdwatching that time of day!” (My mom also might be a little autistic but that’s neither here nor there). She just is not a romantically inclined thinker.

I love my mom very much and I’m so lucky to have her as a role model. She’s taught me that happiness is extremely versatile. You don’t have to follow a traditional set route for a complete life with meaningful relationships. Romance is a social construct as much as anything, and you are free to engage with it on your own terms. Don’t be afraid to live and love the way you want to. Your life will be fuller and happier for it.

I’m so happy you’ve had a positive experience, and your mum sounds lovely!

[one4theoverlypassionate]

how likely is it that people are going to forget that its immoral to go on holiday to and watch events in places that discriminate against lgbt people during eurovision