#it would be a recipe for disaster

[peupeugunn]

i think death note would have been ten billion times funnier if light had just pulled an uno reverse card on L and said "you think i'm kira? well i think you're kira and i'm gonna prove it" and spends the rest of the investigation gaslighting convincing the rest of the task force that his theory is true because "if i were L, that's exactly what i would do"

[marc--chilton]

screaming going insane im begging you to talk more about house developing a pavlovian response to wilsons nagging. like you’re right.

like house is already not subtle about wilson (you can only joke about wanting to fuck a guy so much before people start thinking you actually wanna fuck the guy) (i am not convinced he was ever joking)

and house has sooo many issues, the most prevalent being ones that stem from his leg and resulting disability after a life of activity, BUT we also must consider also those that stem from his childhood..... when a parent treats you terribly even the most logic-minded and rational people will think they deserve it. and when that is normal for you, it's almost a comfort. especially if that's the only attention you're getting from them

now let's set that aside for a second. house has always thought of wilson positively from day one (finding him "interesting" which is like the normal person equivalent of saying love at first sight, in this case) and i am not alone in thinking that house is pining in some form. and he fucks. the wires get crossed. something in his brain goes from "no one can make him mad like i can :) " to "he's hot when he's negging me" to house beating it in the hospital showers

95% (why did the numbers get HUGE just then. like i'm making a point sure but goddamn 70 point font pop off) of the time house will walk away from an interaction with wilson feeling great, even if he just got lectured within an inch of his life. just look at how often he gets the Diagnosis Revelation just from bothering wilson for five minutes (and that being all of wilson's screentime in the ep)

they're sick. they're basically having sex every episode. there are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see

[phatcatphergus]

Okay recipe for disaster season 2. Four British streamers against Gordon Ramsey who has a 30 minute set back then the streamers but the streamer still fail to make edible food for alas,they are streamers. Gordon Ramsey makes amazing food and the streamers stress at the last 2 minutes and throw a salmon and milk into the microwave.

Gordon Ramsey presents a 5 start dish but he made one fatal flaw, he added avacado (tubbo does not like avacado). Tubbo hates it. He tries the microwaved milk salmon and immediately cries with joy. Gordon Ramsey loses and he is so angry he stabs tommyinnit

[mychlapci]

thinking about Drift domming both Rodimus and Ratchet for a change.... forcing them to "play nice" with each other, ordering them to scissor and lick each other's valves for his entertainment... it would be hot. and also very funny.

[asexualsoup]

Plain text:

Me: Can you IMAGINE how hard it must have been for Nureyev to hold his scheme together after Grandpa [Rao] BROUGHT HIM THOSE ORCHIDS AAAHHHHHH

@adriennezzz : Like whyyyyyyyy 😭

adriennezzz: Like I thought Nureyev asked for the orchids but NOPE

Me: NOPE

Me: He must have been shooketh

adriennezzz: Fold it away fold it away fold it away fold it away

[thisisadonaldduckblognow]

me thinking about the moment in the movie where leo is fighting krangified raph and he is feeling so much pressure and so much stress and guilt and he is so so scared for his family and for raph especially because he just wants to get raph out safely, he just wants his brother with him and their family unharmed and in one piece, but he can’t get through why won’t raph HEAR him why isn’t raph LISTENING he just wants to SAVE HIM why is he making things SO HARD--

and that is the moment where it finally fully clicks for leo, after all this, where raph was coming from at the start of the movie. that it wasn’t about being stubborn or wanting to call all the shots and be the boss, it wasn’t pettiness or raph being hard on them for no reason. it was always just raph wanting them to be safe, and getting scared and frustrated when doing that was difficult. or when, perhaps, certain stinker lil brothers seemed to be going out of their way to make it difficult.

like he really has that hard stop moment of realization while he’s looking directly at raph... at his own reflection u could say... love that

[clegfly]

The best worst thing about my PMMM x omori au is combining PMMM’s ending with OMORI’s. Yeah I’d like two depressions for the price of one

(SPOILER WARNING IN TAGS!! MOOTS THAT ARE PLANNING ON WATCHING PMMM (I have a few of you hehe) LOOK AWAY!!!)

[essektheylyss]

I have edited ONE WHOLE CHAPTER and honestly, this shit isn't even that hard. What the fuck was I so worried about.

[dark-elf-writes]

I love older!Twin Hawkes and the idea of them switching places and continue to commit to the bit.

Garrett: Yes I am Marian! *in a two small dress carrying Marian’s ‘spear’ aka her staff. Beside him is Marian in to big armour with his daggers*

Varric: *goes with it*

Isabela: *also does*

Carver and Bethany have their hands on their faces in shame.

Aveline is about to jump Garrett to get him to change out of the damn dress before it rips and Marian tries to murder him for it.

HELP THIS IS EXACTLY OLDER HAWKE TWIN ENERGY

Bethany and Carver are so done with both of them they have been pulling this same bit for years because they think it’s funny the less and less they actually look like each other as they grow and they are always the ones that have to deal with the inevitable fight when one of them goes too far or Garrett trashes the dress intentionally or not.

At least Aveline is now there to hold the brain cell, though they could do without the crowd staring at both of their siblings a little too appreciatively… or Isabela trying to slide a hand up Garrett’s already too short skirt.

[tswwwit]

how would octobill react to dipper hanging out with a girl friend or dippers reaction to bill getting a new roommate(mate)?

I think neither the girlfriend/boyfriend or the mate are long for this world! Bill would scare off anyone he thought was creeping on his leggy nerd, for one.

And another merperson who was tossed into the tank with Bill? Would surge right back out of the water within seconds.

[raddestrose]

Oh Jiang Cheng, he wouldn’t necessarily call Wei Wuxian his friend. But Lan Wangji has probably been pining after him for months at this point so id say that’s more you know

[neo-my-geo]

Hi! I just wanted to say I'm in love with your DnD au, and I have QUERIES about them

- What's Heavy's family up to? Specifically Zhanna if you have any plans for her

- Does Saxton Hale exist in this universe?

- Does Pyro still have Pyro vision in DnD au? What does it look like here?

- Is Scout still down bad for Ms Pauling in this Au?

- and anything else you want to share!

AAA thank you!! Ask and ye shall receive!

Heavy hails from a cluster of snowy mountains on the northern end of the continent, which is where his family lives! They have a cottage near the mountaintop, surrounded on all sides by forest. All three of his sisters are successful hunters, and Zhanna is well-known in the area as a powerful ranger. Sometimes she'll travel to the guild to visit with her brother and gather supplies!

Yes! He's an adventurer in the name of the goddess of spring, and he'll frequent the guild to hire the mercs to help him on especially challenging hunts. There aren't a lot of other mercenaries in the area with experience killing dragons.

In a way! He's prone to the occasional magic surge; it can happen at any point once a day when he casts a spell, and it induces a pyrovision-like state, rainbows and all, for a few minutes when it triggers. It's usually a good idea for everyone else to take cover while its active.

Abso-LUTE-ly. He's constantly trying to impress her by doing solo missions that he absolutely isn't qualified for, and it almost always backfires.

Sniper has a harem against his will.

[through-blue-eyes]

Frog Soup

Grief is a funny thing.

They say it is like a ocean,

Riding in on waves

Ebbing,

    Flowing.

          Calm,

                Overwhelming.

Seeking to bury you in an ocean of your despair.

My grief is much more destructive.

It moves below the surface, all consuming.

Fueling my intensity,

Wearing a different mask each day.

Anxiety.

    Exhaustion.

                                  Isolation.

A mask, to make me forget what it really is.

Forget that it’s there.

Forget that it is slowly rising.

Building up with no way to release.

A waiting game for the perfect conditions

      A

     Deadly

                                          Slow

                                                             Build

The chamber is full, the pressure is intensifying

And then, with the softest disturbance at the surface

                                Scorching Destruction

Blasting outwards with the force of 100,000 Nuclear Bombs.

Tears,

. Anger,

. Dust,

  . Stone

Billowing upward and blocking out the sun.

Spreading over everything I am

The heavy smoke and ash trapping toxic fumes.

The ash itself – heavy, toxic. Unbreathable.

Weighing down on the roofs of my creation

Until

                                They

                                                                Collapse.

And as they fall, it triggers a collapse in me.

It all comes rushing back and rushing out,

Like a pyroclastic flow           -

Lethal

   Manic

                                  Incinerating

                          Unstoppable

Leaving no choice now but to wait,

As the volcanic matter entombs me

Burning away everything.

Leaving behind lava, ash and stone.

Slowly it cools.

Solidifies.

       Breaks Down.

Leaving behind a rich, fertile soil.

Preparing me, for growth.

[hurrakka]

Would your spilled Leons like Risotto for dinner?

(me going pspspspsps to them)

My drowsy ass thought that you were talkin about Risotto Nero and I got so confused until I remembered the actual food 💀😭

(also yes you may, slip in a lil bit of wine or whiskey while youre at it)

[phatcatphergus]

maxggs is going to be dead by the time this episode is over i’m sure of it

The tubathon is going to end because Tubbo strangles Maxggs live on stream. Or Molly does, whoever gets to him first

[saltyztuna]

Summer may be ending soon but y’know what’s never ending?

That’s right!- This Maniac’s Bloodlust and Competitiveness! Yippeeeeee~~~

(Based on that one ff14 red chocobo meme..)