#it's a poll!

[onlinebeast]

[alternative-snake]

i must ask you reblog this so said beast, you know. actually has attributes also ping me or something if you draw it i want to see.

[draconym]

Let us suppose that the "average" horse would have equal proportions of all these parts. The degree to which each part in this poll deviates from the "average" size (20% of total) will determine how large or small that part of our horse will be (i.e a horse with only 10% in Legs will have legs half the size of the average horse).

I will draw a picture of the horse we make!

[chocooolatte]

please spread this so that it can actually be funny instead of just 1 person voting

edit: oh god it has 20k notes and it's been running for less than a day

edit 2: please tag me in any art of this i'd love to see it

edit 3: all of you guys ascking where the vanilla extract is. Here it is, you found it. Congratulations.

[raychleadele]

“Why did you follow this person ? uwu”

I’ve been here for fourteen years, do you think I remember? I don’t know who any of these people are anymore. I don’t know why they’re on my dash. I allow them to stay because they haven’t pissed me off enough to unfollow them yet. “Why did you follow this person?” I’m not sure I ever did. They’re just part of my ecosystem now.

[jeffament]

me when someone asks me literally anything:

[whywoulditho]

for some reason middle aged comic fans coming on the internet to defend their decision as to why they thought a twelve year old should have died or lived is so funny 😭😭😭

[aseriesofunfortunatetexts]

Now that the raffle fic is out of the way, I am forced to reckon with the age-old dilemma that has plagued writers for centuries: which WIP should I try to work on next? Luckily, we now have polls to outsource all my decisions!

(As a sidenote, although the Lemony chapter of the zombie fic is at 1700 words already, continuing will require me to reread All The Wrong Questions, because it's been literal years since I first read them and I need a refresher, but that's hardly a chore. It will just require four days of reading)

[ms-awesome52]

Friend and I are debating whether something is common knowledge or not.

[blurrycow]

since chinese new year is next month (Feb 10th) I figured I’d do a poll like this— it also indicates a tumblr age demographic so that’s always interesting

EDIT: it does NOT indicate an age demographic, I realize that now, PLEASE stop reminding me that im wrong in the tags

[thewolfwaitsbelow]

No vanilla extract because my recipe doesn't call for it.

[birdofmay]

So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)

Reblog to increase sample size!

[neosatsuma]

edit: THIS POST BREACHED THE CONTAINMENT OF THE TARGET AUDIENCE, "28-YEAR-OLDS WHO SAW THEIR FIRST ANIMES IN PIECES ON YOUTUBE DURING THEIR TEENAGE YEARS." PEOPLE WHO WATCHED SAILOR MOON WHILE SIPPING APPLEY JUICE IN PRESCHOOL I'M SORRY I GUESS THIS ONE MAYBE ISN'T FOR YOU