#it's a thing!

[didalexiabreakupwitholgayet]

Hi , let me tell about barsenal , it is quite funny and serious, here fans support arsenal and also Barcelona because arsenal loves to give us heartattack every match , they win match they are supposed to lose and they lose the match which is they are supposed to win , Barcelona atleast offers every match stability. Arsenal has the potential but never lives upto it . Only like 22/23 season which even though we won only continental cup with almost 50 percent of the squad injured it was one of the best wish we won against Wolfsburg to face Barcelona in the final. Arsenal gives us heartattack and Barcelona soothes us. Thanks

thank you for that explanation, anon! also, live footage of the emotions i went through reading your barsenal explanation 😁

[jewishcissiekj]

was listening to THR Cataclysm on the trip and. Enya Keen senses The Forces as wind and air. Asajj Ventress win.

[confusedpandabear]

My FF7 guilty pleasure ship is aeriseph. It's funny cause in early development Aerith was meant to be Sephiroth's brother or lover, until it was later changed to Zack in the finished game.

WOW I didn't even know that was a ship, or even the lore behind it! Glad they decided on Zack in the end.

The fanart is cute though...

[jonny-versace]

Something about a deeply repressed gay(bi) guy jaw clenching when he gives in to it but knows he has to give it up...... nnnnnggggg

[talisidekick]

A while back my pharmacist saw my deadname on my profile and accidentially called it out, he corrected and deleted my deadname from the system so only my preferred name shows up now. There was a crowd of people behind me, so as he hands over the pills he apologized, in equal tone and volume as when he called my deadname and lied saying it's been a long day and he didn't mean to call out -his own- name. I quietly told him it was fine and he didn't need to do that for my sake.

His response: "No, it's my name now."

I went to the pharmacist yesterday, his nametag is my deadname. He informed me he's immigrating and in the process he's changed his first name to my deadname to have an English sounding name. That's why he's now able to get a reprint of his nametag to be my deadname. And repeated, with the intense seriousness of someone who is going to die on this hill: "It's mine now. Not yours. I'm taking." His tone indicated that decision is final.

Bro literally deadnamed me once, and has committed to flat out stealing my deadname. It's his now. Legally. Officially. I over heard his co-workers call him by the name.

[calocera]

my pet mold spore

[willgrahamscock]

not now kitten, daddy's about to have a mental breakdown from seeing the prices at the grocery store

[angelofdumpsterfires]

presented without comment

[vilea777]

sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour

[macdenlover]

it came to my realization that 99% of my fandom related headaches would be cured if everyone understood this

[telebeast]

unoriginal joke

[sadclowncentral]

shoutout to the guy who after unsuccessfully hitting on my sister and being politely declined asked her "is it okay if i ask your brother instead" and when she said yes gave me a long and searching look before sighing and going "no. i am not drunk enough to go for a dude. but you look like an angel" happy bisexual pride to this man and this man only. hope you figure it out soon king

[koobiie]

shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

[mysteriouseggsbenedict]

I love Matilda because it's a story about a child who sees injustice around her and gets mad about it and questions why things aren't fair, and instead of the ending being that she learns how the world works and that life isn't fair, she catapults one of the adults who abused her out of a building with her mind

[scumbagsblog]

where's that masterpost of quotes that have no right going as hard as they do. I'd like to submit "Protagonism is best left to teens and the insane"

[roach-works]

speculative fiction writers i am going to give you a really urgent piece of advice: don't say numbers. don't give your readers any numbers. how heavy is the sword? lots. how old is that city? plenty. how big is the fort? massive. how fast is the spaceship? not very, it's secondhand.

the minute you say a number your readers can check your math and you cannot do math better than your most autistic critic. i guarantee. don't let your readers do any math. when did something happen? awhile ago. how many bullets can that gun fire? trick question, it shoots lasers, and it shoots em HARD.

you are lying to people for fun. if you let them do math at you the lie collapses and it's no fun anymore.