#it's funny in textposts and stuff

[violent138]

I want us to go back to when Jim Gordon's connection with Batman was legitimately a secret/seriously frowned down upon. Aside from legal reasons (Batman's not a cop and the affiliation opens up a whole can of legal worms), it makes for a more suspenseful backdrop to their interactions, goofy getaway scenarios and meeting locations. And later, when they include Harvey it'd be so much funnier to have him kidnapped from his office (with Harv's only reaction: "About time."). Now obviously the giant nightlight on the GCPD roof complicates this but they could really move that thing anywhere. Like Wayne Manor

[aardvaark]

everyones fave thieves

[interjace]

In Swedish there is always a undeniable fear of sending your mum "hoppas att du får jättekuk" (hope you get giant dick) instead of "hoppas att du får jättekul" (hope you have great fun).

[alcibiade-0]

[maxz-b]

hey hey part 15 out of ???

[laurrelise]

picture this: me, frantically feeding this apparently dying fandom textposts like i’m drowning a very dead plant in water in an effort to revive it

[plotsignificanthaircut555]

oh.

[saishu-harachi-thegatorlord]

Wdym ch5 is full of pain and suffering no look they’re all silly and happy and alive and having college shenanigans trust me

[charismatic-fear]

this image has been plauging me

[somegrumpynerd]

I've been making a stupid game to annoy my sister where I re-word song lyrics and she has to guess what the song is

[interjace]

Oh no I can't sleep, I'm sure if I scroll the bright screen of constant entertainment I'll be tired soon

[mistxmood]

okay this is way more fun than i thought it was gonna be

(Please don't tag as ship/billford/etc!)

[ID: "MEOW." Bill Cipher says nonchalantly. He's floating a little ways, hands folded behind his head and legs crossed with his eye closed, from Stanford Pines, when he was younger, with a clipboard in his hand presumably in the middle of taking notes for the portal. "Meow?" He repeats, confused as to what just came out of Bill. Without a second beat, Bill replies, "GROWN ASS MAN."]

[ID: Stanford turns on Bill, now even more bewildered and indignant, and with his hands waving in his huff he exclaims, "Bitch?!" Bill, now seemingly realizing what he had just said, has his eye wide open staring off upon processing the last few seconds.]

[ID: Bill Cipher floats in the empty space, with a hand on his hip and his other pointing upwards as he gives the viewer his word of advice: "ALWAYS STAND UP FOR YOURSELF! NEVER PASS UP THE OPPORTUNITY TO ESCALATE A MINOR DISAGREEMENT INTO LIFE CHANGING VIOLENCE!" He looks very pleased with himself for this.]

[ID: Bill, in his Theraprism jumpsuit, is in the middle of scribbling incomprehensible doodles made up of yellow, red, blue and purple across multiple sheets of paper laid out in front of him. Beside him is a crumbled up paper, and crayons scattered about him. He's looking up, disgruntled, at the unwanted company of Dye Cipher, the artist's billsona, who is a black triangle with rainbow cracks and a splatter of Euclidean blood over his front. He also has a top hat and a bowtie, goes by he/they/ze pronouns, and is currently in the middle of phasing through Bill's cell wall, eye closed with zir hands clasped together saying, "How are my sweetie pee?"]

[ID: Dye already looks visually scrambled, like uneven RBG layers, presumably from crossing between planes of dimensions to enter Bill's cell unnoticed. But upon his presumed disinterest of responding, Dye grows in volume until their eye is big enough to swallow him whole, closing the distance between them as ze opens zir eye to reveal his unstable scribble of a pupil, with yellow teeth framing his eye. Ze looks even more incorporeal and unstable, uneasy on the eyes, clipping through the walls of Bill's cell to remain face-to-face with him, as ze says with emphasis, "I Said How The Fuck Are My Fucking Sweetie Pee."

Bill, unprepared for this, has a tight grip on the crayon in his hand as he jerks up from where he's been kneeling to draw upon the sudden close distance, eye wide in alarm.]

[ID: Stanford Pines, older as shown during his appearance in the show after traveling the dimensions, has a hand cupping his face and the other holding open The Book Of Bill as he reads its content. His eyebrows are furrowed but he looks more conflicted, lost, upon what exactly is he reading.

Beside him is a Twitter post by Kira, account handle Sadcrib, with the following contents explaining, "y'all ever open a message and be like "what the fuck am i supposed to say to this""]

[tangg-official-by-maddy-k]

*Iris walks up to the podium and leans into the mic, speaking with the tone of the PBS broadcast thanking its sponsers*

Iris: to everyone who made this disaster possible I'd just like to say, f*** you.

*she nods and quietly walks off the stage*

She wouldn't do this but she's definitely considered it. ^

[fleetn-crab85]

I should not be having this much fun making The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy as text posts but here we are

[laurrelise]

was watching kurtis conner and.. hm…

that looks familiar

ok i fixed it

[ilikemicrowaves]

This is mostly for @stitchwraith-stingers n @friedbrainzz

Bev n Hazels beef I had in my head and finally wrote

So basically, I have this list of episodes I'd love to see, and there's one where for gym class, they have to play soccer and the class is divided in two. Team 1: Bev, Jenkins, Hazel, Winn, and Jasmine. Team two: Dev, trev, Kev, Nadia, and April.

     Bev and Dev are the captains of their teams. While their playing, Bev's Team is gettibg their asses kicked. They have ten minutes left of class and Bev is really pushing them because she's taking this very seriously.

     Hazel feels way to overwhelm and tries to tell Bev that maybe she's taking it too seriously because their all ten, not a full team of proffesiom NSL players.

     Bev gives 0 shits (only a little) because she thinks this is going to ruin her reputation to become a soccer coach. (Hc of mine)

     This is when they start beefing back and fourth and Hazel can't take it and hides in the closet as usual.

    

     Then another episode idea I have, if we're jaswinnzel starts a podcast for fun and it starts getting popular because they are telling "make-believe" stories which is really some of their adventures that included faries.

     It surpasses "Bev Talks" and Bev starts to get a little competitive (this girl and competitions.) So on her talks she tries asking her quest if they have a creative story to tell. It gets to the point its obvious Bev is trying to copy jaswewinnzel and her bestie Whispers Fred is like. "Girl I love you but your kind if being petty."

     Bev doesn't listen and her and Hazel start beefing again it about it. Hazels upset because she didn't mean to hurt anyone's feelings but also feels like no one's feeling should be hurt because. These are 10 year olds who started a podcasts after all.

     But now Hazel and Bev are now actively together trying to surpass each other's podcasts, mean while, Jasmine and Winn are now upset because Hazel has kind of lost the true meaning of the podcasts. Whispers Fred agrees with them because same with Bevs Talk Show (He co-hosts it.)

     Then Bev and Hazel start targeting each other in the episodes of their podcasts. After more episodes people just all collectively agree to stop watching two kids banter at each other through a podcast.

     It flops and Hazel and Bev agree that it wasn't worth it in the end and apologize to each other. Then everybody is happy again huzzah! Also Bev is still a little hung on it because she doesn't like being wrong. She gets to be petty.

     So now they're still beefing every now and then, but their also friends now.