#its a holy banana

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Banana fish brainrotters rise!!!

[karmathenightowl]

Me, listening to episode 9: Whoa it's cool that Griffin made the Wolf Man of this campaign sound like Wolfman Jack!

Me, during episode 10: WHAAAAAT?!?!

[constantvariations]

If K. A. Applegate had been RWBY's writer from the get-go, it would be the greatest show to ever exist

[lightyaoigami]

your girl is interviewing at the big chinese insurance company!!!! manifesting my finance bro arc!!!!!

[ispreadrabieslikewildfire]

Just finsihed home far away✌ bawling my FUCKING EYES OUT

[ragingtwilight]

why is finding recipes online such a disaster

why do these articles and sites have people take 8 thousand years just to get to the point of how to cook something

i want a simple step by step process not your entire life story oh my god

instructions for baking cookies or making soup shouldnt be a novel read, stop making "recipes" where you have to cherry pick the actual instructions

i dont care how much you loved those homemade fries as a kid!!! theyre fucking fries!!!!! just tell me how to make them and not fuck it up!!!!! it cannot be that hard!!!!!!!!

[krotiation]

Oh hey! Rebel Cookie's coming back soon.

its been 52 years but devsis are finally bringing back more line cookies

[dipperthedestructor]

when i say the rate i’ve progressed just in 1 year of digital art is unfathomable... 

[thats-a-lot-of-cortisol]

pre-made smoothie bowls are a fucking lifesaver. Yeah, they're more expensive than some other frozen, 'pop in the oven' meals or just buying a frozen fruit mix and making the smoothie myself, but they 1) take all (and I mean all) of the mental blocks & spoon drains out of making a smoothie myself so I get the dopamine hit from eating a Frozen Fruit Thing without having to spend energy I don't have to maybe manage to make one from scratch, and 2) are still cheaper than ordering delivery, which is the alternative for low-spoon days (aka most days). The only downside is that I don't think I can bring them with me to work without them completely thawing out on the way and I don't want to know what that texture is going to be when it re-freezes

[cryptidjeepers]

I try to stay out of discourse but i have to say something controversial. If youre genuinely upset because good omens 2 ruined your personal headcanons and feel the need to send neil gaiman asks to confirm or deny said headcanons, maybe log off idk. thats not a healthy way to interact with media or creators. And honestly no show is going to be your perfect ideal queer representation and complaining about perfectly fine representation because its not what you personally want is just awful

[ash-says]

Cheating Anxiety With Me

Seatbelts tight? Hands Steady? Are you still shaking? No, then lets rideeeee.

Anxiety the feeling of dread, uneasiness, fear, shaking, restless, heart beating rapidly, etc

Coping with anxiety is difficult especially for the mentally deranged girlies. No hate I love you all. You are just so my type of people.

Today I am going to tell you how to deal with it because you know what I say, "Kill or get killed."

The classic deep breathing technique: Start from 1 breathe in to the count of 4 then hold at 5 and breathe out from 6 to 10. This will help in evening out your breathing and slow down your heart beats.

Move, Sway and twirl: You feel an anxiety attack taking over you the best way to tackle all that excess energy released through FFF hormone is by MOVING YOUR BODY. Exercise. Dance. Run. Anything just move.

Sleep: Yeah, you read it right. Just shut down your system and sleep. This is my personal go to. Overwhelming anxious thoughts, feelings, anything we let it marinate over a nap. Works wonders for me.

Talk to a friend: Another personal go to. Sometimes the feelings are so loud, disturbing and dark that sleep is no longer an option. At such times talk it out. Seek a friend. Best if they are physically present with you. Ask for a hug. Loving touch. Don't be embarrassed. It does wonders. Trust me.

Nature therapy: One of the ways I accidentally discovered was that trees, plants and flowers can be extremely calming. No one to rely on. Go and hug a tree. I promise you it works. Social anxiety? Okay I got you also covered. Buy some fresh flowers or if you have house plants touch them. Inhale their scent. Graze the petals or leaves lovingly and tenderly. Feel them. It will calm you down.

Sugar saves the day: Okay some people might come at me for this one but honestly anything sweet is the holy grail for dealing with it. Now the trick here is not eating desserts and chocolates but rather fruits like grapes, banana, watermelons, etc. Basically eat healthy things. We don't want diabetes now, do we?

The 333 rule: This one goes like name 3 things in your surroundings, identify 3 sounds and touch 3 things. This helps in distracting your brain and calming down your wreck of a system.

Positive self talk: Keep on repeating like a broken record that it is going to be okay and you will get through it. As loud as your inner thoughts get that much loud this self talk gets. Basically overpower that annoying bitch inside you. Winning is the only option.

Identify the triggers and face them: Literally be a detective and find out your triggers and then put yourself through it by yourself until it becomes a normal thing for you. I am not advising this for dangerous things but you can try this on smaller triggers. Example: A song, a scent, a topic is a trigger to you. So now listen to that song, inhale that scent, read things around that topic willingly and train your brain and body to tackle it so that when it comes up suddenly your brain doesn't go in survival mode.

No to drugs, alcohol and risky behaviors: You should be going to them over your dead body. Please I am begging you don't indulge in them. Yes I am asking you lovingly, with teary eyes please don't do this to yourself. Don't punish yourself more. The world is already a harsh place if you won't be kind to yourself, who will be then?

Bonus one: Find a strict no bullshit friend who isn't afraid to call you out on your toxic behavior, put you in your place and is ready to be the pillar on which you can rely on. Because we are not able to differentiate in right and wrong during those times. Its really difficult to maintain the moral compass. That's why you need a community of trusted people to hold you down.

Fight your way back. Because this world is a cruel place babygirl. You do anything to survive. If you are still dreaming of a saviour. Dream on.

[poetry-protest-pornography]

These two continue to ask each other the most insanely intimate things while staring into each other's eyes, and it's bonkers

But this whole episode was just... one long conversation that answered Sailom's first question here:

"Do I have any influence over you?"

Now, ignoring the fact that this is handily answered by Kang's renewed interest in studying after the "Can you do this for me?" exchange in the pool (another totally normal and not at all insane conversation).

And then we see exactly how Kang's relationship with Sailom has influenced him (and, y'know, the whole "the windmill needs the wind" candlelit conversation, holy shit).

First, right after the question, Kang has an existential crisis and thinks about how Sailom has influenced him so far (pool scene included)

(There's also the whole study montage, which is gonna have to be its own post, but we see Kang be serious and dedicated to his studies, and then playful with Sailom, and allowing himself to be vulnerable enough to fall asleep on him.)

Then, we get midterms day.

Kang is anxious, he's struggling, he's lost confidence, and is also likely still thinking about how Sailom keeping his job as his tutor is dependent on him passing. Him continuing to be able to spend time with Sailom is dependent on him passing. Babygirl is feeling the pressure.

But then, Sailom passes him the eraser, and you can see (in the scene, not these screenshots, oops) that Kang is surprised, he's not sure what to expect-- is it another tell off? is it a cheat sheet because Sailom wants to keep his job and because he doesn't think Kang can do it?-- but then, it's encouragement. It's "trust me, you can do it".

And Kang goes from panicking and stressing out to Determined Boy immediately. Because Sailom believed in him.

After Kang fails chemistry and Sailom is no longer his tutor, we continue to see how Sailom has influenced him.

He and his friends don't cut the line, they move on. Kang isn't actively playing games on class, he goes to eat and ends up staring at the place where Sailom sat last time he was at the restaurant and thinking about how much Sailom enjoyed the meal.

He signs up to work on the organizing team instead of the sports team, practically vibrating with hope that he will get to work with Sailom (Sailom is, too, look at his face in this scene! They both want to stay in each other's lives, but don't know how), and they're both devastated when they aren't paired up.

When he sees Sailom with the man at the cafe, he goes through like, half the stages of grief in three seconds as he processes Pimfah's question and then realizes what's happening.

He's so distracted by his concern that he can't stop staring.

He asks his grandmother to hire Sailom back, and it's enough for her to change her mind, and to recognize that Kang has changed.

He says this cuckoo-bananas line to his grandmother.

A month ago, he wanted to beat this boy bloody, and now he can't function without him, and he doesn't want to.

And if Sailom doesn't understand that he has an absurd amount of influence over Kang at this point, then the boy is not as smart as everyone thinks he is, because Kang is studying on a day off.

Kang, who used to swear he was studying as he booted up his game system.

And! He only steps away from studying when Sailom initiates a product placement themed twist on "playfully spray your crush with a hose"!

In a very short time, Sailom has become so important to Kang that he was just in a sad boy haze until he figured out how to get Sailom back.

I wonder if he realizes that he's become important to Sailom, too. Because Sailom was also at peak sad boy while they were separated by circumstance.

This is all obviously super unhealthy, that Kang is wrapping so much of his motivation and self worth up in Sailom and his approval and presence in his life, but like... that's why we're here, right? (Also, the dynamics that are at play here are fascinating, and if I ever get my thoughts about it in order I'm going to write a damned essay)

Anyway, I will not be normal about them until they figure out how to be normal about each other, which is going to be never, so I hope y'all are in this with me.

[mothgravez]

holy cow its anna banana from hit show amphibiland

[ppnuggie]

HIIIIII! I LOVE YOU

Earthspark Soundwave, Megs, and anybot of your choosing with an insensitive s/o?

As in, they say some out of pocket shit at the best/worst times. 💙💙💙

　　　　　　EARTHSPARK x gn human reader

　　　　『　soundwave ,, megatron ,, skywarp ,, optimus ,, gender neutral human reader 』

　　-> bots w/ s/o who says stuff so out of pocket

　　— fluff ,, sfw ,, crack

　　— yHEHE SHEKSN LOVE YOU 🫶🫶 you said bots of my choice and i leaped to add skywarp 😩 shes so pretty in the new show ,, girlboss 👁💍 honestly i kinda did it as reader says shit out of pocket 💀💀 theres a lot of profanity and stuff in his so a headsup

soundwave ::

• soundwave couldn’t remember why exactly he was teaming up with a human but his cassettes like you ,, so he can look away for now

• the moment you say “mother shit balls” hes already flying over ready to cover frenzy’s head to block out what you just say

• but its too late as she’s already saying it during the next time she messes with megatron and optimus

• he shakes his head and sighs ,, grumbling to himself as he just ignores it

• the second time you say something its ravage who takes the courtesy of saying it to soundwave next time he calls him

• please stop talking omg 😭😭 soundwave is begging ,, its one thing to have his kids act like hooligans but now that theyre going around shouting “son of a bitchin bastard whore” 😭 he just cant handle it

megatron ::

• hes heard some things ,, working beside humans for some years ,, but that doesnt mean he’s not gonna predict what theyre gonna say the next minute

• so when you walk into ghost agency and immediately start shivering whilst saying “ its colder than a polar bears pussy in here” hes more than shocked

• he doesnt know what to say ,, hes shocked frozen and embarrassed

• now when you say something like that during battle ,, hes face palming and begging silently for you to be quiet bc omg soundwave is right here

• that doesnt stop soundwave from recording you saying “HOLY BANANA DICKS WHATS THAT” midbattle with megatron

• he uses it on optimus ,, and megs is ready to deflate right then and there

skywarp ::

• shes all for it ,, teach her all your crazy words and sayings 🙏🙏 she wants to use them on megatron the next time she sees him ,, or maybe even optimus

• mandroid aint having it ,, he gets all huffy and puffy and ends up threatening you ,, to which skywarp gets defensive and all that mess

• she finds it hilarious ,, how any time something unexpected happens your go to line is “MOTHER OF COCKS WHAT THE SHIT IS THAT” and its mainly targeted at smt mandroid made

• she ends up using your lines against his latest battle w/ megatron ,, and the man just stands there 🧍

• she’ll have to thank you later 🫶

optimus ::

• he’s not a fan of it ,, oml ,, 😭😭 hes on the verge of tears

• “ maybe you could replace some of the words with something else ?”

• hes just not used to cuss words in general ,, he doesnt say them he just turns the other way

• “ now now ,, lets use our nice words ,,” he’ll pick you up and scold you gently about your potty mouth ,, having made a technique where you replace the cuss words with things you like

• the type to say “ oh my flowers !” instead of oh my primus or oh my god 😭

[st9niolos]

𝐑𝐮𝐧𝐰𝐚𝐲

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authors note: hey guys this is my first fanfic so please ignore how bad i may be at writing!

𝖶𝖺𝗋𝗂𝗇𝗀𝗌：𝗉 𝗂𝗇 𝗏，𝗌𝗆𝗎𝗍，𝗇𝖺𝗆𝖾𝗌，（𝗅𝖾𝗍 𝗆𝖾 𝗄𝗇𝗈𝗐 𝗂𝖿 𝗂 𝗆𝗂𝗌𝗌 𝖺𝗇𝗒𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀！）

READERS POV:

it was the morning of my show. i had just woken up looking at the time “6:05”. “ughh” i whine getting outta bed and sliding into my slippers. i made it to the bathroom and proceeded to stare at myself for a minute before clicking back into reality. i puffed and grabbed my toothbrush and brushed my teeth. after i was done i grabbed my towel and headed into the shower.

i opened my door to my walk in closet and stepping in. i wanted to wear something comfy since i would be changing outta it anyways. i grabbed a tan nike sweater and some sweats and slipped them on. i brushed and blowdried my hair, putting it up in a claw clip. i walked out to my kitchen looking around for something go eat, i could only eat something light since id be on the runway in less than 5 hours so i grabbed a banana and some water.heading out the door.

it was a 30 minute drive to the place id be walking at. i got there finally, walked inside waiting to start getting ready. after a 15 minutes i heard my name get called to do makeup. i would be wearing a black almost see through top and a short skirt. The lady began doing a smokey black and red look with gemstone around my face. and some curly hair.

CHRIS POV:

“fuck what time is it” i grabbed my phone “7:40” i threw my blanket off and walked out of my room to see nick all ready to go to this dumb runway show “FINALLY YOUR AWAKE” nick said. “its only 7” i mumbled walking to the fridge and grabbing a Pepsi. nick stared at me “what?” nick shook his head “nothing go get ready please were leaving in a few”. cracking open my Pepsi i walked back to my room and yanked my dresser open and grabbed grey sweat pants and a black shirt that said “ransom” on it. i walked to my bathroom grabbing my toothbrush and toothpaste then brushing my teeth. i walked out and grabbed my phone hooking it up to the speaker. i didnt need to shower since i showered last night. i through my necklace on and put my cologne on.

i looked at the time seeing it was only 8:13am. i texted the group chat nick had made with me, him, and matt. “when are we leaving”. “soon at like 9” matt responded, i reacted to his text with a thumbs up. walking out of my room again and walking to the kitchen looking for something to eat. grabbing some left over olive garden and heating it up, and ate it and realized i had aten after brushing my teeth so i ran back and brushed them again.

“alright ready to go?” matt said jingling his car keys “yep” me and nick said. “alright” matt responded. we headed out the door and into the car taking off onto the freeway.

READERS POV:

it was about 9:10 once i was finished with my makeup “holy shit i look like a badass” i said shocked. i hopped out of my chair over to the waiting area waiting to get called to change into my outfit.

i started conversation with the girl next to me. “u excited?” i looked at her “yes omg im so scared tho” she said. “dont worry so am i, whats your name??” i asked “oh my name is leah. what about u” “y/n”. we started talking for the rest of time i was sitting there “Y/N?” i heard getting called. i waved bye walking back to the dressing rooms. i got handed my clothes. “holy shit” i said under my breath i was so excited. i walked into a dressing room locking the door, stripping then putting the shirt and skirt on. still so shocked with my outfit being so good i walked out showing it off to everyone “girl your eating” leah said walking up to me, “thanks girl!!!, your outfit if fucking amazing” i looked her up and down. she was wearing a red skanky dress “thank youuu” she smiled.

CHRIS POV:

after an hour of being in the car and blasting music,we pulled into the parking and looked for a place to park. 5 minutes past,we found a spot and hopped out of the car. “holy shit its busy as fuck” matt said “no duh dumbass its a runway show” nick scoffed. we made our way into the arena and found some seats we got front row some how. people started crowding in around us,and soon enough it was filled up.

after a while the lights flashed on and some lady walking out.it was now 10am. “hello folks welcome to the “𝐋𝐀 𝐑𝐔𝐍𝐖𝐀𝐘 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐖!” the person screamed. everyone clapped and whistled “we will begin shortly thank u for coming out today.” she said walking back stage.

READERS POV:

“holy shit im nervous” shaking. “trust me. boys will be drooling over you. you look so hot” leah said grabbing my shoulder. i nodded in response. “𝐀𝐋𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐘𝐎𝐍𝐑 𝐏𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐄 𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐈𝐍 𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄!” the Director yelled “𝟓 𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐔𝐓𝐄𝐒 𝐓𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐖”! i watches the time go by so slow yet so fast.

CHRIS POV:

The lights turned purple and white meaning it was time. i put my phone in my pocket getting ready to check out some girls. i rubbed my hands together and leaned forward im my seat. one girl came out in a white lacey top and some black leather skirt. i nodded. the looked over at matt he was staring, nick on the other hand was clapping and cheering.

READERS POV:

i was 2 models behind before going on stage. i bit my lip watching the next girl go up “fuckkk” i mumble. after a few she walks back. i watched as the girl infront on me walk out. i clenched my hand into a fist. after what felt like 5 seconds the girl came back up. i took a deep breath and puffed out i walked out with a straight but sexy face. i walked in my cat walk to the end of the runway and posed. turning to walk back looking to my side making eye contact with this brown hair blue eyed boy. he was wearing a black shirt and sweats. and holy shit he was fine.i thought to myself walking backstage.

CHRIS POV:

i just made eye contact with the most prettiest fucking girl ever he thought in his head. he bit his lip n leaned forward watching u walk back stage “fuck” chris whispered leaning back.

i watched rest of the show not being able to take my mind off her. her eyes were engraved into my brain. i needed to sneak back there and get her number or something. after what felt like forever the show had finished and all the models came out doing one last walk all together and i saw her again.

READERS POV:

i was walking out one last time since it finished. fuck there he is i want his number so bad but im scared to ask. we made eye contact again and we held it for a bit, before looking away.

CHRIS POV:

thats it im getting her number. as soon as mostly everyone left i hopped on stage and ran back there fastly. i look around looking for her. i layed my eyes on her talking to someone. the girl she was talking to pointed at me and she turned. she walked up to me “hi” she said “hey.sooo uh.. i think your pretty could i get your number” i said. “yeah” she grabbed a pen writing on my hand. i stared at her. lord she was gorgeous. “there” she smiled “thanks ill text u later i said. she nodded in response. i turned around and walked away.

READERS POV:

“holy shit” i said gasping for air walking up to leah. she squealed in excitement. “girl omg yes” she yelled. “i swear your my bestie now. give me your number!” leah gave me her number. and it was time to leave “alright girl ill see u later definitely gunna have to hang out” i said. “yesssss forsure” leaning into a hug.

i walked to my car driving home. it was now around 1pm. i stopped by some chick fil a and got some food. finally arriving home, opening the door i heard my phone buzz, my face smiled. i wonder who it issss i said softly but excitedly. i opened the text

leah: “hey girl its leah. did that boy text u yet im dying to know”

Y/N: “omg no not yett i hope so soon ill forsure call u if he does tho” i changed her contact name to “leah🩷”

CHRIS POV:

getting home i jumped out of the car running into the house and into my room. i went on my phone and onto my contacts pushing “add new contact” typing her number in. i wrote “hey its the boy from the runway show.” i dont know how to text girls so i just sent it and through my phone on my bed walking out of my room.

READERS POV:

*buzz buzz* i was laying down so i turned over to grab my phone. i opened the text “hey its the boy from the runway show” i jumped up out of bed, “heyy how are u??” i really didnt know what to say so i was just gunna keep it casual. “good what about u” he responded after a minute. “im good oh by the way whats your name? my name is Y/N”…….. “im chris sorry for not telling u earlier i was nervous”. i smiled “its fine dont worry about it”. we continued getting to know each other and eventually called later that night at like 8 all the way to 3am.

“hey Y/N i have a question.” he said in a tired voice “yeah”?? “so i know u know i like u its kinda obvious so i was wondering would u wanna go on a date like tomorrow or something” he said. i gasped in shock “yeah omg sure. what time?”. “im not sure, what about like 7 we can go out for dinner.” “alright sounds good” i said smiling ear to ear. “alright well, ima go to sleep now ma, goodnight” i almost lost my breath “alright goodnightttt” i said hanging up and turning onto my side, holy shit i said smiling and falling asleep.

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READERS POV:

10:56am

*buzz buzz* i heard my phone go off. i rolled over “mmmm” i mumble. i picked my phone to see chris texting me “goodmorning ma how’d u sleep?” i smiled and opened my phone to respond “i slept good what about you?” i couldnt even comprehend the nickname he was calling me i swear he was my dream man so sweet but yet so fucking hot “you ready for the date tonight” “yeahhh veryyy but im going to go shower ill text u later”. i through my phone onto the bed hopping out of my bed with little to no energy.and grabbed a white towel and headed into my bathroom turning my shower on.

i made sure to shave 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐘𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆! i didnt wanna disappoint if we did come down to that point. i wanted to look hot/sexy but not make it look like i tried hard. i stepped outta the shower and grabbed lotion and used it all along my body. god i wanna fuck him horribly i said out loud. i left my self shocked. i grabbed my blow dryer and turned some music on.

CHRIS POV:

I waited and waited for her to get out of the shower so we could text. but i hopped out of bed making my way to matts room to tell him about this date. i walked up to his room knocking on his door before opening it “bro” i said “hmmm” matt replied. “your not going to believe it. im going on a date with one of the models from yesterday!” “WHATT” matt yelled who?? “that girl with the almost see through black top and that short skirt”… matt sat there and thought for a second “OHHH.u bagged a baddie” he said smiling “i know i did” biting my lips “goodluck bruv” replied. nodding in response i turned around and left his room.

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•❣︎5 hours pass making it 5:56 almost 6 you and chris have been texting all day talking about this date.•❣︎

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READERS POV:

ive been getting ready for the past 4 hours. picking out an outfit was hard but i decided on a red tube top and some miss me jeans and some gold jewelry, then styling my hair giving it a 90s blow out. i walked up to my big mirror and amiring myself “smash” i said jokingly. i walked over to my vanity and picked my phone up “heyy im ready for the date just let me know when your here” i texted chris

CHRIS POV:

i decided to keep it casual so i put on a grey plain shirt with some cameo pants.

“hey ma ill be heading over js give me your address”. she sent it to me and i hopped in the car she was 20 minutes away from me so i blasted some music to get me in the right mood. i pulled up to her house “im here”.

READERS POV:

i got the text and took a deep breath before walking out the front door and seeing chris car. heyyy i said smiling opening the door. “hey, u ready to go” i nodded in response and we took off. “u look good” chris said looking me up and down im his passenger seat. “thank u so do u” i smiled leaning against the console in between us.

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•❣︎you arrive at the restaurant, chris bolts out of his car and runs to the passenger door opening it for u❣︎•

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CHRIS POV:

i grabbed her hand and held it while walking to the restaurant.

“hi welcome to brown day restaurant follow me to your booth” the waiter said-

you both followed her not letting go of each others hand. you both sat down on different sides of the table.

“what are u getting??” chris asks

“im not sure probably a pasta. what about u?” u respond

“stake for sure” he laughs

“thank you for taking me out tonight” i said staring into his pretty eyes

“no problem” chris smiles and looks down.

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almost an hour goes by and you guys finish your food. “so you wanna come over to my place??” i asked “i mean-yeah im down”chris said writing the check. i smiled “thank u really” i said standing up and walking towards the restaurant door.

𝖢𝗁𝗋𝗂𝗌 𝗆𝗂𝗇𝖽

－－－－－－

𝖨 𝖼𝖺𝗇𝗍 𝗐𝖺𝗂𝗍 𝗍𝗈 𝗁𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝖻𝗈𝖽𝗒 𝗈𝗇 𝗆𝖾．

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READERS POV:

we drive up to my house, i was nervous but i was going to be fine. chris locked his car door and i opened my front door revealing my clean house. “so what do u wanna do” i said shutting the door behind me. “up to you”. i felt his hot gaze on me i know exactly what he wanted. “well i mean we can watch a movie??”. “sure”

we sat down on the couch and i grabbed a soft blanket throwing it over us. we were sitting next to each other but just holding hands so far.

i picked a romantic sex movie on purpose. i smirked putting the remote down.

CHRIS POV:

i wanted her so bad i couldnt help it i moved my hand to her thigh and started rubbing it moving closer and closer to her pussy.

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i smiled at chris.

“hmmm” i moved closer to him to the point where our noses touched. we stared into each others eyes.

we started kissing. i pulled back before throwing my legs over him so i could sit on him. i felt his cock get hard.

we started making out his sloppy wet kisses and his tongue dancing around mine. he started moving to my neck “fuckk” i breathe. i felt him grab my ass and squeeze it. “u smell so good” he said. we pulled back and stared at each other before i removed my top. “what a slut no bra.” he said grabbing my tit and sucking on it and pinching the other one.

“mmmm” i whined

chris push me to the side of him landing on the couch on all fours. “may i” asking permission to take my pants off, i nodded. “woww ma no thong, your so wet” teasing my folds. “chris please.” i wanted him horribly.

“words ma” grabbing my ass

“i want your cock in me”. without warning he stripped and pushed his big cock into me. i gasped at the stretch. he let me get use to him before he started thrusting. i moaned.

“goddamn it chris your fucking huge” i said laying my head down on the couch

“fuck your so tight for me arent u. such a little slut” saying in between breaths.

i felt that knot in my stomach. “fuck im gonna cum” i whined biting my lip “hold it for me ma” slapping my ass. i whined and squirmed. he kept thrusting into me. “alright ma cum on my dick” with that i came on his dick “fuck fuck fuckkk” he threw his head back before pulling out and releasing his cum on my ass. chris grunts “fuck” he said slapping my ass. turning me over i smile “i want your cock” i said giving him sexy eyes.

chris smiled and positioned himself at your mouth before pushing in.

i spit on his cock and moved my hand around the parts i couldnt take i spit on it and jerked him off. giving him the most sloppiest head. “fuckk baby im gunna cum” i felt him shoot it im the back of my throat.

i suddenly felt fingers slip into me gasping at the feeling. “fuck chris mm” i moaned. “such a good little slut for me huh” moving his fingers and curling them to hit my g-spot. i spat his cock out. “right there fuck fuck fuck.” i through my head back. “im cumming” i cummed on his fingers. taking them out and sucking on them he leaned in for a kiss. “i love u ma” breathlessly.

“i love u to” i responded before grabbing a towel to clean up this mess.

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authors note pt.2:

sorry its so long LMAO😭 please lmk if i missed any warnings and what should i write next?! this took ages, sorry if theres some grammar airs i went through it but i may have missed some things.

[seresinhangmanjake]

His Princess

Jake Seresin x fem!reader drabble

Summary: You surprise Jake with some special Disney-themed lingerie.

Notes: its not smutty and it’s not crazy influenced by Disney. Just went on a trip and this popped into my head. This is a drabble for now but based on what people think, I might make it full-length.

Words: 361

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The bra was a deep shade of purple with a scalloped neckline and pearls of varying sizes lining the edges; and the fabric of the underwear, what was there of it anyway, shimmered in emerald tones under the light. A thin layer of seafoam green silk fluttered at your hips when you walked toward him.

Jake's eyes bugged out of his skull as he scanned your form up and down, lips parting in awe before he licked them to return some of their moisture. "Holy hell."

"You like it?"

"Do I--" he chuckled, reaching out to rest his hand on your waist. His soft palm slowly slid up and down the curve of your body and he leaned forward to kiss the swell of each of your pushed-up breasts. "Oh, Honey, this is--" he pulled back to drink in another full look at you then met your eyes. "I'm so fucking spoiled," he said as you braced your hands on his shoulders to staddle his thighs. "What, uh, what else did you buy?"

"Oh, just some others," you teased. With a little shove he fell back on the bed and your body followed, your chest pressing firmly against his. You ran a finger over his bottom lip.

"R-Really?" He swallowed, adams apple bobbing harshly. Dark pupils were blown wide with lust and his hands skimmed down your spine until he could grab two handfuls of your ass. He squeezed with strong fingers to leave his mark in the form of some prints that would turn purple by morning, then held your hips still so he could grind his length against your core. You moaned lowly, the sound causing him to twitch in his underwear. "What others?" he asked.

You smirked and leaned down to nip at his earlobe. "Surprises," you whispered, and you chuckled at his whimper. "But one of them does come with a tiara. So now you can have a princess whenever you want."

He lightly smiled, eyes lazily trailing over the features of your face as he tucked some hair behind your ear. "You've always been my princess, beautiful," he said, pressing his lips sweetly to yours. "Always."

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