If the Wayne batkids got caught in a saw trap.
Copycat Jigsaw: Welcome to your next test, the chamber behind you is for safety. However to unlock that chamber to escape you will need to find the correct key. This key is in the-
Nightwing: I blame you for this.
Red Hood: How?
Nightwing: Let's go in the building, we don't need Batman and hey let's leave our phones in the car. It's a quick job.
Red Hood: You suggested that last part!
Nightwing: I have no memory of that.
Jigsaw: Um okay, it's important you move quickly because when the clock ticks down you-
Hood: Oh we got two minutes. Is that how long you last with Kori?
Nightwing: It was a pleasant twenty seconds of you not talking and that is a fucking lie.
Hood: I doubt it, why do you think she-
Nightwing: I will shove your head in this piranha tank and revive you in the Lazarus pit.
Hood: Is that supposed to be a threat? I can beat you up.
Nightwing: For just 10 cents a day would you be willing to shuteth the fuck up!
Jigsaw: Can y'all stop!
Nightwing and Hood: He started it!
Jigsaw: And I'm ending it! I'm all off track, okay there's a key in the piranha tank, you have to get the key, you have two minutes to do so-
Nightwing: Your helmet looks stupid.
Jigsaw: God damn it.
Hood: Both of your suits look stupid in different ways, but nobody and I mean nobody liked that stupid discowling suit! You weren't taken seriously. You looked like a knock off chippendales dancer! A deep V-Neck going to your small dick isn't something anyone wanted to see!
Nightwing mouth drops open offended and he turns red faced when the villain cackles.
Jigsaw, in between laughs: Oh! Oh damn! He calling you out! Does he stuff in that suit too?
Hood: I wouldn't be shocked if he did. Mr. Dump truck ass has to compensate-
Nightwing, shrill angry voice: Shut up!
Nightwing tackles his brother to the ground and the two fight while the Jigsaw imposter watches on through his camera room.
Jigsaw: Y'all seem to be going through some drama. I can give you five minutes, we'll restart this then.
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Inspiration Saturday
Thank you, you amazing wonderful people for the tags @thewolvesof1998, @prince-buck-diaz, @forthewolves, @panbuckley and @hippolotamus
I want to do something a little different with this weeks inspiration Saturday. I want your all's help for some inspiration! I need victims from the 911 universe for Buck! So put some names in the tags or just reply to this post, but also tell me why? To help, here is a moodboard for Jigsaw Buck!
As you can see I already have plans for Mr. Chase Mackey and of course Doug. So send along those names and reasonings, it'll make this fic all the more sweeter.
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Having restless leg syndrome is like sometimes entering a weird fuckin Jigsaw trap when you wanna go to bed:
"Would you like to sleep? Well you're going to have to play a game for me first. You're going to lie on this table and spend the next 20 minutes dancing a full Irish jig, all while being shocked with a mild electrical current, or you will be sentenced to 10,000 years in the pit of eternal insomnia."
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