#johnna watson

[hislittleraincloud]

UGH the more I think about the cuts in W2 the more pissed off I get.

This half Asian hates having learned during Asian American and Pacific Islander Heritage Month that the only Asian rep we got in this crap pile of a show was shitcanned. It was completely unexpected to us that three other Nightshades wouldn't come back, and it also pisses me off that no one is even mentioning Johnna or Oliver in the press.

It pisses me off that they won't bring Weems back because they wouldn't be able to explain it, but somehow they're going to explain the absences of Xavier, Yoko, Divina, and Kent.

"They weren't important —"

SHUT THE FUCK UP.

[rachelsfav-queer]

Wednesday: I really don’t see what this all has to do with the bouquet of flowers you offered me, Enid. Quite frankly, you seem to be acting stra-

Enid: *fed up* I LIKE YOU!! THAT’S WHAT IT HAS TO DO WITH IT! I LIKE YOU WEDNESDAY AND I WANT TO KISS YOU!! I WANT TO KISS YOU ALL OVER YOUR STUPID, SHARP FACE! THIS! IS! A DATE!!

Enid: I’VE BEEN TRYING TO ASK YOU TO BE MY GIRLFRIEND BUT YOU’RE THE MOST CLUELESS PERSON ON EARTH AND THAT’S SAYING SOMETHING BECAUSE I EXIST!!

Enid: I WANNA BE YOUR FRICKING GIRLFRIEND!!!

Enid is left panting from screaming so much and Wednesday is left flabbergasted, mouth wide open and her face bright red. As literal months of missed flirting and misinterpreted gestures pass by her eyes in less than a second, Wednesday realizes how true Enid’s statement was, as harsh as it may have been. She truly was the most clueless person on earth, perhaps even on the astral plane as well. Just as Enid is about to storm off, Wednesday speaks.

Wednesday: Enid. I apologize for unwittingly putting you through this torture of trying to get through my admittedly thick skull and confess your feelings towards me. I’m ashamed to share any trait in common with that socially inept gorgon you call an ex boyfriend…

Enid: *interrupting sadly* Wends… I didn’t mean that whole, clueless thing. I just… my emotions got a bit ahead of me, I’m sorry. You’re not-

Wednesday: But I am, am I not? I’ve been completely clueless to your advances and looking back, it’s certainly not from a lack of trying on your part. I wish I could’ve noticed your affections earlier, so that I may have told you that they are returned in full by me.

Enid: *starstruck* Wow… well, I’m super glad that you feel the same way about me, Wends. And just for the record, trying to court you has been like, a thousand times more enjoyable than it was with Ajax. At least you were aware enough to go along with everything I had us do, he was barely aware I was even talking to him half the time. Again, he’s cute, but very clueless.

Wednesday was caught on one part of Enid’s sentence.

Wednesday: Court me? You want to court me, Enid?

Enid: *smirks and giggles* Of course, silly! I would absolutely love to get the chance to sweep you off your feet! Just like you deserve, cutie! *winks*

Wednesday: *blushes, smiles* Oh, mi loba. I would love nothing more than to be swept away by your affections. What a fitting proposal for an Addams, being courted by such a beautifully deadly creature as you, Enid.

Enid: *extends her hand* Well then, mi luna, will you allow me to court you? Prove myself worthy of your divine beauty?

Wednesday: *takes her hand* As if you haven’t already proven it by saving my life. But yes, please woo me, Enid.

On the other side of the graveyard, Yoko and Divina are watching the interaction, eating popcorn and drinking soda.

Yoko: Wow, that was literally the gayest shit I’ve ever seen.

Divina: Yeah, that was harder to watch than you trying to be flirty with me before we started dating, baby.

Yoko: *spluttering* I- you- you said! But-

Divina cuts her off with a kiss.

Divina: Shh, you’re cuter when you’re quiet. *winks*

Yoko somehow blushes bright red.

End <3

(Note: Sorry this was so damn long lol. I just couldn’t get the idea out of my head of Enid courting Wednesday, so I had to add some plot to it. Hope y’all enjoyed!)

[sorcererofsolitude]

Wednesday frequently carries knives tipped with poison, breaks into museums to 'borrow' ancient artifacts, and threatens to use anyone who looks at her funny for target practice.

Enid, looking at her girlfriend with stars in her eyes: Wow, what an adorable squish. Such a cute little cinnamon roll. Smol bean. Must protecc.

Yoko: Uh... I think you might need glasses, babes.

Divina: Yeah... and a psych eval.

AO3: SorcererOfSolitude

[caitlynskitten]

I believe in Yokovina supremacy

[mistressvera]

Divina + dance *with everyone*

[cletusthurstonbeauregard]

women with strong jawlines

[minterests-world]

I HAVE to know what other things they were saying in this scene. WHERE ARE THEIR LINES.

[as-antip]

Divina walks on rose petals. Yoko stands waiting. Enid is playing romantic music on the trumpet nearby. Divina comes closer and Yoko gets down on one knee in front of her. She takes out a box and opens it with the words:

Yoko: Will you marry me?

The front opens up a view of a beautiful wedding ring. Divina breaks into a smile, unable to say a word.

Enid: I literally learned to play this shit from scratch in two weeks! And if you don't say right now: "Yes, I agree", then I'll shove this trumpet up your ass!

Wednesday, who was standing nearby and saw the whole performance, clutched at her heart, which was beating inside her at a breakneck speed. She stared at Enid in fascination.

Divina: Y-yes, I agree!

Wednesday in a whisper: Heck...

[maryamazing]

them

[badmovieihave]

Bad movie I have Wednesday The Complete First Season 2022

[ashamefullife]

everyone is talking about wenclair

but can we all agree that Yoko and Divina are dating?

[hislittleraincloud]

I bet that's gonna be the explanation.

[rachelsfav-queer]

Metal Head

Divina is studying in her room with her headphones on and playing music loudly. She doesn’t hear Yoko come in and startles when her girlfriend wraps her arms around her from behind, tossing off her headphones.

Yoko: Woah, sorry babe! Didn’t mean to scare you so bad. What were you listening to anyway?

Divina: *internal panic* Oh! Um, nothing! It’s nothing, I was listening to air!

Yoko shoots a confused look back at the siren as she picks up the headphones and holds them up to her ear. She recognizes the music immediately.

Yoko: *astonished, smiles widely* Oh. My. Gods. Is that… Motionless In White?!?! Is my girlfriend a secret metal head?!

Divina: *blushes* I mean… I dabble sometimes… It helps me focus.

Yoko: Oh… FUCK YEAH!!! Babe, you have no idea what this means. I am already ordering tickets in my head, holy shit!

Divina: Do we have to go to an actual concert?

Yoko: Vina?! I am taking you to at least one metal concert before we die! Just one, we don’t have to go to anymore if you don’t like it

Divina: Ugh, fine! But you need to help me with this history assignment first.

End <3

(Inspired by me listening to Motionless In White on repeat during my road trip lol)

[sorcererofsolitude]

Wednesday: Bianca, you'd better play fair this year in the Poe Cup, or else. Besides, if you poison Yoko again, Divina will surely quit the team.

Bianca, rolling her eyes: Oh, please. Already scared that I'll beat you this time, Addams?

Wednesday: Very well. You leave me no choice, then. Unleash... the glitter beast!

A door opens. Smoke pours out of the room, casting an eerie haze over the rest of the space. A silhouette lurks in the mist... only her light-up shoes give the indication that she's moving forward.

Enid: OMG, hey Bianca! I'm so glad we're gonna have some girl time, yay!! Ready to do arts and crafts?

An hour later, Bianca comes back to Wednesday covered in sparkles, crazy glue, and miscellaneous bits of colored paper stuck to her uniform. There's glitter caught in her eyelashes, and she's pretty sure Enid bedazzled her Amulet.

Bianca, looking like she lost a fight with a gang of My Little Ponies: I... I surrender.

Wednesday, smirking darkly: Excellent, you've finally seen reason. May the best woman win.

Bianca slinks off in defeat, presumably to go take at least three consecutive showers.

Wednesday, turning to Enid: Your efforts are appreciated, mia lupa. You have my gratitude.

Enid kisses Wednesday on the cheek, leaving a lipstick mark along with some leftover glitter.

She doesn't wipe it off.

AO3: SorcererOfSolitude

[caitlynskitten]

Look at this lil weirdo

Enid: Awwww who’s a cute little weirdo?

Divina: Haha me-

Wednesday: *pushes Divina to the ground*

Wednesday: ME! ITS ME!

Yoko: Jesus Christ, Wednesday 😭

[mistressvera]

Rave'N + outfits