#joker epic quotes

[jokerepicquotes]

[hiroyildiz]

I think Jason would like EPIC and especially Ruthlessness because like >

1. But before you go, I need to make you learn how ruthlessness is mercy upon ourselves

2. You are the worst kind of good 'cause you're not even great

3. A Greek who reeks of false righteousness, that's what I hate

4. 'Cause you fight to save lives but won't kill and don't get the job done

BRUH THE WHOLE SONG ALREADY IS A DISS FROM POSEIDON BUT DAMN!!!

I am your darkest moment

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Red Hood: This one is for Batman.

Red Hood: *Blasts 'Ruthlessness by Jorge Rivera-Herrans' through several loudspeakers in Gotham*

Red Hood *SCREAMING*: I MEAN, YOU TOTALLY COULD HAVE AVOIDED ALL THIS HAD YOU JUST KILLED JOKER! BUT NOOO. YOU ARE FAR TOO NICE, MERCY HAS A PRICE!

[virtual-minotaur]

strange aeons video on the muppet joker. ITS SO CLOSE TO JOKER EPIC QUOTES. PLEASE.

[harleyquinnepicquotes]

[lovely-opabinia]

can you beatbox joker style

IDK CAN I..?

[sailorsenshishitposter]

Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?

Warning for cursed smut and improper use of magnets aka sounding

You heard a noise and noticed that your phone had went off. You checked it and saw that it was your boyfriend messaging you on discord. "Hey kitten, I was just looking at the green m&m and thought of you. Do you want to be daddies little pogcham tonight?" You eagerly responded back "Sure babe. I'm coming over to your place right now." Your phone went off again. "Don't forget to bring Doritos and mountain dew. Being the epic gamer that I am, I'm in constant need of gamer fuel." You decided to stop by Wal-Mart on the way.

You eventually arrived at Monsoon's place.  You knocked on his door and he soon opened it. "Welcome to my gamer pad! Oh, you brought the Doritos, thanks babe." You closed the door and then watched him sit down in one of those chairs designed for gaming. He then took out a vape pen. "How about a smoke?" You passed on the offer. "Alright, more for me." He then took a fat rip on the juul. "What a minute, this is red phosphorus." You were sure that vape pens had destroyed what little brain cells your boyfriend had left.

You sat across from him on a bean bag chair. "So any plans for tonight?" He stroked his metallic chin. "I was going to pwn noobs on fortnight but now that you're here, I have a better plan." He detached his arms so that he could pick you up and bring you to his bedroom. You noticed all the posters of the joker. "I take it you're a fan?"

He soon seemed like he was deep in thought. "We live in a society. Gamers rise up." You were confused. "Memes! The DNA of the soul! Let me show you." He went on spotify and selected Miracles by insane clown posse. He then sat next to you on the bed. "Fire, water, air and dirt. Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?" You had no clue what was happening. "Babe, you have electromagnesis powers." He blushed. "Oh yeah."

"How about I give you a demonstration?" He detached his hands and sent them flying. They soon pinned your wrists to the bed. "I need to show you something." He took of his helmet. On his forehead in place of a cyborg barcode were the words "DAMAGED" in large letters. You were turned on. "That's so hot." He chuckled. "Glad to hear you think so."

He climbed on top of you and gave you butterfly kisses. Or he would have if he still had eye sockets. He had small tubes protrude outwards so it was like being felt up by a snail. He called his hands back. "Let's see what we"re working with!" He took off your pants and noticed that you were wearing a thong with nothing but a minion on it. He then took them off. "That reminds me, I'll need to send these to Karen on Facebook. We'll see who has the better minion memes now!"

He saw your large member and then was reminded of his beloved Steve Rambo. He placed his hand on your length and began to quote one of said man's films. "It gets bigger when I pull on it." You couldn't believe that he was doing this right now. You wanted to complain but he gagged you with the minion thong. "Sometimes I pull so hard, I rip the skin!"

You let out a moan of pain. "Does it hurt!?" your boyfriend asked mockingly. You gave him a look and he relented. "Fine. And I was just getting to the good part!" He took the gag out. "Hey kitten, remember when I asked if you wanted to learn about magnets?" You nodded. "Well I think it's time."

He pulled out a box of magnetix. "I've been hoarding these since the recalls. Now I can put them to good use!" He took out some magnetic balls. "Ever heard of sounding?" You watched as he pushed a magnet down your urethra. Damn. You really hadn't been expecting that. He then started to place some more marbles down and you could hear them clink together. Eventually it become long enough for a chain to form.

He tried to pull it out but there was a problem. "Shit!" You glanced over. "What's wrong?" It turns out that the magnets had become stuck to his hand. If he tried to lift his hand then your dick would be pried off. "I have an idea." He detached his arm and then left the room. He returned with some emp grenades. "Hopefully this should work. Here goes nothing!" He pressed the trigger and his body soon fell apart like sliced meat. "Fuck."

You tried to put your boyfriend back together but it was no use. "Just get the magnets out before the grenade goes to waste!" To your horror, nothing came out. "WHAT SHOULD I DO!" You were panicking. "How the hell should I know, it's not like I have a dick myself to practise on!"  You screamed.

"Wait! What about an operation!" You groaned. "Are you telling me that I need to go to the hospital!?" He shook his head (while it was still on the floor so he looked like a dying fish on land). "No silly, we'll do it here. Just think of it like that board game, operation." You fainted on the spot. "Well that takes care of needing to knock you out!"

Sometime after Monsoon's body had formed back together, he had placed his shower curtain on the bed and then laid you on it. "How do children these days even play this?" He was looking through an operation manual. For some reason he decided to pick up the shrek edition. "Screw this, I'll just perform it myself!" He then took out his sais. "Alright, I'll just make an insertion here and then move this out of the way." He found the magnets pooled in your insides but now there was a new problem. "How am I supposed to put you back together?"

It was a few days later and you woke up on your boyfriends bed, smelling of cheeto dust. "What happened....?" You soon noticed Monsoon who was wearing a slutty nurse uniform. "Ah, good. You're awake. Would you like the good news or bad news first?"You swallowed nervously. "Good news please."

"Well I was able to remove all the magnets from your body so that situations solved. And here's the bad news.. I didn't have the tools to sew you up so for now I put a makeshift cock ring around your genitals to hold everything in place. My powers are currently holding it together but you should really get to a hospital..."

You broke down. You were never hooking up with old men you met on 4chan again.

[bestreviewguy]

Theirs a new trailer for Joker: Folie A’Deux or as I like to call it “Joker 2” and as the first Joker is one my favorite movies of all time, I have very high expectations for the sequel. After seeing the trailer, here’s 10 things I want to see in Joker 2.

10.) Make it crazier than the first one.

- The first Joker did a great job at making society the bad guys and telling the story from a victim perspective. This being said, I want the last 20 minutes of the first film for the entire film this time around. We know the city Arthur is from is crap. In his own words “every one is awful” now what? You know what to do Joaquin, don’t let us down.

9.) Utilize Lady Gaga’s talent.

- From what we saw, the film is going to be a music eccentric theme this time around, almost like a morbid rendition of “Lala Land.” One of the best scenes in the first Joker was the bathroom dance scene where the score and acting of Joaquin are paired excellently after his first kill. If it’s truly crazier than the first one, we can have scenes 10 times as shocking as this but this time with Lady Gaga’s vocal talent. I get chills just thinking about this.

8.) Make Harley Quinn nothing like we’ve seen before.

- In the early news, there was speculation she wasn’t Harley Quinn, but as the trailer shows in the “Joker and Harley” headlights, she is most certainly the famous character. My initial reaction was they have to make her unique and just as crazy as Arthur. Throw us for a curve ball. And for the love of god, please don’t make her ANYTHING like the 2016 film. No hate to Margot Robbie, but it isn’t gonna work for this film. She needs to be crazy, not hot.

7.) Utilize the subjective filmmaking for both main characters.

- The first Joker had no scenes where Arthur wasn’t in the shot. (Rewatch if you don’t believe me.) Ideally, I’d like this with both Arthur and Harley for this time around. After all, the title is French for “shared mental illness” so share the screen.

6.) Make the antagonist hatable.

- The first shot of the trailer is, “got any jokes today Arthur?” Which tells me the city’s establishment or Thomas Wayne’s side isn’t going to pull their punches this time around. This is necessary in a film where the villain is the main character. In the first film, you can’t help but hate Murray. I really hope they keep this energy in the sequel.

5.) What does Arthur have left?

- He’s got his revenge. His abusive mother is dead. The bully is shot. The city is on his side as we see in the trailer. So what is his goal? I hope it’s not just, “to make good music” but a situation where if it was any other character we couldn’t root for him, but because we know what Arthur’s been through, we anticipate his victory as the city dons the clown masks.

4.) Please make the ending just as good as the first.

- You’ve got 2 leads this time around. This could either go really good or really mid. I hope they take a break from the musical performances to shock us and get the adrenaline going in the end as the first one did excellently.

3.) Interwove it with the first one.

- The first Joker did a great job of beginning and ending sub plots. Whether it was his mother, his name, or the 3 pricks in the subway. There was excellent resolution. This can be talked about here but with just enough speculation to keep us hooked.

2.) Make it quotable.

-“How about another joke Murray?” Is one of the most epic moments in all of cinema, not only for the pay off, but the speech and dialogue that leads up to it. Theirs so many quotes from that film and if they’re writing songs for this one, that’s an absolute win.

1.) Leave room for more.

- A dream of mine is too see Pattinson’s Batman fight Joaquin. While this might be a bit of a stretch, I’d settle for a third one. He’s gonna get his revenge on more rats in society. And it’s gonna be awesome. So why not make a third? Maybe it’s wishful thinking but one things for sure, I can’t wait. AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

[dyggot]

yuri is when two fags love each other and yaoi is when two dykes love each other i hope this helps

-epic joker quotes

[bambi-on-the-ps3]

Epic Joker quotes Vol.1

[dominodamsel]

Epic joker quotes to cope… call him the coper

[whetstonefires]

Hi Whetstonefire! I have a question: was Batman always written as a billionaire? In the 1966 tv show, he was referred to as millionaire Bruce Wayne and in the BTAS series, the only one who implies he's a billionaire is Joker in that one episode with a Joker inspired casino. I kind of associate the billionaire aspect with the power fantasy idea that writers project onto Batman, and since comic book canon changes and doesn't change, I assumed the billionaire thing was a later thing added on.

The billionaire thing is pretty recent inflation, yeah.

Back in the day even through the 80s, not only was he not a billionaire (these did not exist irl yet) he wasn't even one of the epic megamillionaires!

There's a memorable bit early on in NTT, which I reference way too often because I have it digitized lol, where Dick specifically says during the pool party at Gar's house that Beast Boy's adoptive dad, Steve Dayton, the Doom Patrol's Mento and world's fifth-richest man, makes Bruce Wayne look middle-class. This was like. 1983.

Three things changed.

One, societally. Ronald Reagan's power bloc dropped the top marginal tax bracket and a lot of corporate regulation through the floor, and a massive amount of financial profiteering that had been held in check since the Depression started, leading us toward the existence of heretofore undreamed-of heights of megawealth. Our cultural perception of what it meant to be a rich person changed drastically between 1975 and 2005.

Two, comics as a whole. They got darker and meaner and aimed at Serious Adults (this is a lie) and clung to a definition of realism thinner than the outfit of the average superheroine, and as a result the emphasis on Bruce Wayne's money as an effective superpower had to get punched up to counter his inherent ludicrousness.

Three, Batman in particular got grimmer and more embedded in a power fantasy that was about--well, about power itself rather than the liberating experience of having it to rely on, if you know what I mean? Batman's always been a power fantasy but the type has changed a lot over time.

Partly that's the grimdark and the realism meaning he's not allowed to win as consistently or with as little pain, so the power needs to be punched up to retain the fantasy element, and partly it's because the target audience was becoming people who cared about money on a more intimate level. Lot of stuff going on.

Anyway they jacked him up to Competing With Luthor For Wealthiest Man Alive and started quoting him net worths greater than all money that existed, only our economy so fucking fucked and broken that there are now real people with notional fortunes larger than those early pieces of absurdity.

So yeah, billionaire batman is a pretty recent development and we should not lose sight of to what an extent that's because billionaires are a relatively recent development that have no business existing.

Like abstractly if a unit of currency was worth .6 pennies and I got forty million currencies to spend the existence of a billionaire would still be unreasonable, but in our world where one currency won't buy you a soda and our baseline rate of pay is about 5 sodas an hour, there's just. It's never going to make sense that that's a thing.

And honestly it breaks Batman on a conceptual level in a way that 'I don't believe a man with only 600 million currency could afford a space suit' really does not.

Gotta say though that declaring his personal fortune is in the billions and then having him commit white collar crime to pay for bat stuff on the company dime is a special kind of low and writing fail and I'm not yet over it lol.

[jokerepicquotes]

[jokerownsmysoul]

I know everyone's been talking about this over and over and we are tired of hearing about Joker being a musical, but I have thoughts ™ I have to get out of my chest and if I don't I might implode, so here's a long ramble no one asked for :')

When I heard that Joker Folie à Deux might be a musical (assuming that’s true of course) at first I was shocked. It's such a bold move no one's seen it coming and doesn't follow the same steps of Joker 2019. But then I thought it over, and I realized... it’s Arthur we’re talking about. It's Arthur. The same man who gets excited and full of joy just by watching Chaplin, who we finally see smile genuinely and by heart for the first time thanks to none other than the music, who could turn your life in a old romantic musical if only he got the chance, who dances and sings all the time, who dreams of being told he's a good dancer. He’s the one Todd says, and here I quote what he said in the commentary as many people will remember, "I could watch him dance for hours," and again, "he has music in him." 

And what's the better way to combine these two things and to represent Arthur's soul in its purest form? Music of course, it's always been music.

I'm still very worried that they will make a mess, and being something so different from what we thought I find it a little scary, and yet, the more I think about it and the more I realize it’s one of the best ways to stay the truest to Arthur and highlight even more his old fashioned romance we've fell in love with, without taking away the original serious realism of Joker 2019 which makes it such a unique movie. Not the best way, just one of the many, and legit people could agree or not agree with. Personally I think that If they do it right and the way Arthur fucking deserves, something really epic might come out of this musical and Arthur will still be our Arthur.

We could see Arthur do the thing he loves most in the world, we could have a tangible way to taste the music he keeps inside him, we could get to know the deepest part of him in a way that's as close to him as possible. We might get to know Arthur in a way we never did. We could finally get to know the music he plays all the time in his head which no one knows but him, and see it spread all over into the world. It may not be joy and laughter as he first wanted, but will be the purest part of him that I’m sure so many of us love and will keep loving. I could cry if only I think of it for just a second. It could be so wonderful and overwhelming.

Especially considering his mental state I wouldn't be surprised if he heard music anywhere, and just like he did in Joker 2019 if he used music to cope against the raw realism of Gotham where his needs and wants are met with nothing. What if the musical only happened into his head? I would love that if the musical doesn't have to be necessarily everyone's reality. Maybe the musical device is only what Arthur perceive, a way for us to see the world through Arthur’s eyes and heart, that of course create and see music & singing everywhere, which is not so different from what he does in the first movie.

Talking about the stair dance, Todd says in the commentary: "I think, for me, one of my favorite parts, why I like that sequence is, we view it in two ways. One, that’s the objective reality in which his dance movements are shot in 24 frames a second. And so, they’re jerky, they seem out of sync, he’s not really smooth. And then we see it in slow motion and suddenly he appears to be kind of graceful and locked into this movement. And I thought it was a smart way of illustrating the objective reality of what’s happening and the character’s subjective perception of what he’s experiencing. To Joker, he’s graceful and in control. And the reality is something entirely different."

I would love if they walked the same line for a musical. Whether it’s because of his coping, his hallucinations, his daydreams, his mental state or just his creative instinct, music could simply be a way to get inside his mind, made of music and creativity and art, that stands up against a dark, soundless, boring Gotham reality as soon as the musical segment ends.

I was so worried about the idea, and I am still very worried, but again assuming it's true and it's gonna be a thing, the more I think about it, the more I'm excited at the chance to see Arthur do what he loves most for hours on end just like so many of us wished to do. 💙 They really just need to get it right, which is where all my worries and hesitation lay, but for my sake I want to try and be optimistic that they know how to

[virtual-minotaur]

joker epic quotes has fucking had it.

[just-pineapple-responses]

Just curious, how many shower thought (response) blogs are there? I just dived into this side of tumblr (not gonna make any posts its fun to read though) and I'm already losing my mind

Well there is

The. Literal. Sun.

Plasma...

S p a c e

ALL HAIL THE LIGHT

The void. It shall consume ALL.

A typewriter incase anyone wants to write their will before they die

Also some ink, not related to the typewriter

Also some words, I wonder who'll use them

A hat with no maker and a maker with no hat

The pen is mightier than the sword. It just so happens that this one is evil. Luckily I can summon multiple

Anyone order some coffee?

Ooo, an author

The literal embodiment if of fanart

A fork, nom noms

B҉ r҉ o҉ k҉ e҉ n҉ 

Soap

Soap(for hair)

Toothpaste

🄵🄰🅄🄲🄴🅃

Towel

Bath mat

Washcloth

Bathtub

Bathwater

𝔹𝕒𝕥𝕙𝕓𝕠𝕞𝕓

Bubblebath!

One (1) bath boi

Some M͓̽o͓̽l͓̽d͓̽ (anybody got some strong disinfectant?)

Nvm, the mold has already caused a plague (gettit?) (although user misspelled it)

Nevermind, there's already a parasite here

Mirror

Door!!!

Some curtains

A denim jacket

Blackout

Rainbow

✨ Magic ✨

*Tree poses to assert dominance*

Coconut

(obviously me)

I think popeye dropped a tin of spinch and it became sentient?

Tost

Hummus. dip tost?

Criss Cross applesauce

Wibbly wobbly Wibbly wobbly jellyo

Mmmm océan s o u p

Some poison, a great addition for my soup

Smol bean

Potat

Shower magpie who I haven't seen in a while

Bird (brain)

Frog(×2:Electric Boogaloo)

An axolotl!

Ferret

*looks at smudged writing on hand. Squints. * a raccoon

Stinky bastard man (I just had to put the two next to each other)

Rat.

Becometh crab 🦀 (x2: Electric Boogaloo)

Nya~

Edgy Nya~

Tripod of dog

Brain

Nina i found one of your neurons (if you understand this reference, good job you)

A rotted brain, keep it away before it infects us all, I only have 2 braincells left

Did... Did someone drop their spinal cord?

The almighty binch

The titanic

Narrator

Water based introspection

Existential crisis

Dumbass

Also a pacifier (get it because they're also called dummies and their name is dummy)

A foolish thought to say a sorry sight join the shower community (as you can tell we did Shakespeare in English so many times i pretty much can recite everything lady macbeth said)

ADHD

Ominous

Anonymous

Anxious 🥺👉👈

Some edgy bastard

A person of culture I see (although obsessed with tweed for some reason)

1 Dapper boi

Sarcastic

nice

All smiles and sunshine

HAPPY! (why isn't there yellow 😔)

Affection (Derogatory) (I'm sorry I just felt like it)

~Petty~

Idiot

Disaster

Chaos and Order

Comebacks

'vanishing'

Defences

Threatened

Op is on drugs

All the F s

And F-general

Get out of the shower

Shower responses

Dry

The horny and the simp

Shower sins

Thower shoughts

I take quick showers

Shower thots

Last responder *countdown music*

You have shower thoughts?

Your shower thoughts are stupid

Wtf shower thoughts

Another shower responder

MORE

Just shower responses... responses

Response shower

NO SHOWER! only thought (×3)

Mmm, showery

Penny for your thoughts?

Hello darkness my old friend...

Llawyer

Beepbeep

Prussia

Haywire!!!

furry OwO

A Pigeon got in through the door, who left it open?

I'm feeling devious

You're looking glamorous, let's get mischievous, and polyamorous

Gay is stored in the ass

Gay

Trans

*opens door and walks through with you exaggeratedly* Fellas we got the whole LGBTQIA+ community right here

Enby

Hahaha gender go brrr

Lesbian

Lesbian-thot

Lust

Someone who thinks it funny to clown around

Joker (derogatory)

Haha straight

Dead inside

Some supervillain idk

News. Literally a shower news style responses

r

I cannot believe that I forgot Her Greatest Majesty, the Queen. All Hail Royal

Isaac newton?

M megamind?

Fiftieth

Crackhead

Some Phoenix Wright kinnie

What is a Dean Winchester and why does he have a tentacle fetish?

Well well well, if it ain't a homestuckian

Did someone kill/rob The Doctor or something, their TARDIS was left behind and its blocking my pretzels that I left in the shower

Mined crafts uwu

Well well well, if it ain't- *accidentally makes eye contact and is then killed by some unknown shadowy creature holding what seems to be some sort of cube of dirt*

GOTTA GO FAST

Mishamishamishamishamishamishamisha

Gen Z and ready to throw hands with OP

Not puki

Nom noms

Dip dap

Kensa

B͓̽u͓̽n͓̽g͓̽e͓̽r͓̽ ..........

Someone broke their space bar or something

It's time to d-d-d-d-d-dshower

The magical deity of sleepovers

DON'T FALL ASLEEP. NO MATTER WHAT THEY TELL YOU-

The muffin man genuinely left drury Lane for this

Txmblr

Moonlit nights on a winters day, stars glimmering gently

A child?

🟥

The fae. Just all of them. Every single one.

Crocus? (What on earth does that mean)

*sings* baba blacksheep have you any wool? Because if not you will be killed (this fits the tune perfectly. If not I have failed in everything)

The theatre itself is here... Somehow

Ahoy-hoy

boo

REEEE- *epic geometry dash gameplay to DanTDM's old intro music*

Yardale, not to be mistaken for riverdale and differs to lawn ale or front porch ale or even meter ale

I'll finish this list later

It's gonna be a long one folks

I'm including a ones that haven't spoken since ages ago because

Boy howdy there's new ones tell me who I'm missing now

Please stop thank you very much this is too many i keep having to add to this any new responder must kill a responder to continue the purge shall claim y'all as I will win i recently started watching Danganronpa

Seriously though everyone after mirror must have a battle royale it's too much i doubt all of you will even last longer than today also happy birthday me -dated:28th- do you even realise what sort of commitment you've made to sell pieces of your soul for entertainment and ability to make such epic retorts each and every post?! I sacrifice many souls DAILY to be throwing such bangers into this stuff y'know?

We have a tap guys we can finally wash our hands of all the blood of our enemies

Seriously though who left the door open I don't want a Pigeon pecking at me (the mishapocalypse got them lol)

So many responders so little time before the end of the world

If I'm missing someone please tell me very thank

There are not enough colours for me to assign a different one to each person 😔 also, wtf is on there twice on purpose

WorldHealthOrganisation IS MISSING (note: you may have a joke in place of name or under a category of names)

So there's lore without me?

ALL HAIL THE LIGHT *moth noises*

Okay now there's alternate timeline versions of responders for the benefit of myself they ain't going on the list bud

There is an incorrect role play blog quotes blog and I am crying. Not of laughter. Just wiuwhdhsjhshjxjabjsjdhdjsj

If any new people join I will go back to causing shower wars for the sake of killing you all I'm done I have snapped my laptop is updating 3 times in a row

I will commit crimes.

Does being a shower responder or role-playing seem encouraging to people to join this "community"? Because I'm pretty sure it's the latter

[karkat]

reading the epilogues + HS2 as a fictive of dirk strider was a fucking fever dream. ult dirk isnt even dirk to me at this point hes just the heart aspect and over 30,000 "epic joker quotes to cope" posts put in a blender

best dirk take I've read all day tbh