#just gonna AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[lucyvaleheart]

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[brine-in-my-eyes]

tw h#ng#r mentioned in tags

[banggyu0308]

i would just like to talk about hyuka real quick because this thought has been plaguing me wompwomp,,

hyuka is the sweetest, nicest, softest little guy frfr and just,, i just feel like he would love a s/o with some soft tummy pudge. now,, hear me out — he loves thighs and he loves tummies. i don't make the rules tbh.

he would definitely love laying his head on your thighs, and on your tummy. and, of course, absolutely obsessed with grabbing your thighs and digging his nails in while he's fucking you,, oh my god... one of his favourite things when you two are intimate is seeing your pudge, like, ripple from the effect of how hard he's thrusting into you,, yk?

this may perhaps be my love for thick, pudgy women coming through but,, i just can't help myself. — 🌸

as a fat girl with thick thighs and a stomach

*deep breath*

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*deep breath again*

i agree so hard holy shit shbejhdbe like i used to be suuuper self conscious of my body but like- i'm soft, grippable (lmao-), i've literally got the perfect hips to hold- like come on- guys-

(fun fact i accidentally typed gyus ;-; thats how much he's in my brain)

i can just imagine him staring, fucking entranced by the way your pudge jiggles just a little from the force of his hips meeting yours, the cutest little moans and whimpers leaving him at the sight :(( <3 he's so cute im gonna cry

[emelinstriker]

...why did no oNE FUCKIN TELL ME THERE'S A BORDERLANDS MOVIE COMIN OUT???????

i just squealed like a fuckin school girl for like the past 10 minutes cuz i just checked on twitter for once and saw the 10 sec teaser for the trailer

like idc if the visuals and/or story's gonna be shit- the fact that borderlands gets a movie in general is what's makin me squeal cuz it ain't an everyday thing to see a beloved childhood game of yours gettin a movie

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apparently the movie was in the works since like 2015 or somethin so no wonder i never fuckin heard of it- cuz i only started playing bl2 again in like 2022, cuz my child brain from the decade before was too stupid to figure out how the game worked in singleplayer (my dad and my older bros would always carry me and i would just mindlessly shoot enemies nearby fr)

sadly the movie's mainly just about bl1 from what i could find, so i don't think my badass main zero will be in it, which is sad, but eh

i still wanna play the first game- i've only ever played through bl2 and started bl3 before gettin tired of the controls

[fighting-these-demons]

Sweat as a shorthand for tears when they've lost hope My Beloved Trope from this anime! 💖💖💖😫😫😫😭😭😭

Onoda!!!!!!!!!!!!! He's so sweet and his spirits uplift everyone and he's just so great!!!!!! 💖😭💖😭

TESHIMA THINKING IF RIDING WITH AOYAGI AGAIN WITH HIS HAND CLECHED BY HIS HEART!!! AND REMINDING HIMSELF NOT TO GET DISTRACTED BECAUSE THEYRE IN A RACE!!!!!!!!! 💖💔💖💔💖💔💖💔

JESUS CHRIST TESHIMA!!!!!!!!!! 😫🤦 LET YOUR HEARTBREAK AND FEELINGS OF BETRAYL GO FOR A FUCKING MINUTE I BEG OF YOU!!!!

It makes sense though it was only like half an hour ago for them even though we're in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber of seeing every meanwhile and flashback there is to see. Of course he's clinging to that. His heart is so broken right now. 😭 Teshimaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!

Onoda ships them as hard as we do and his faith is unbroken and I love him so much for it! He wavers when things get tough like anyone does but he believes in them so much!!! 😭

No matter how this race ends I hope Aoyagi tackles Teshima off screen and kisses him and their relationship survives this.

He doesn't say "no stay strong! " he says something like he won't let his feelings sway him.

And to that I say WHICH FEELINGS TESHIMA????? HMMMM???

Can't stop thinking about riding next to him huh?

Can't top thinking about how great a guy he is and how long you've been struggling side by side huh?

Love how the current team captain and who I assume will be the next team captain are both stuck on their Poor decisions on whether or not to stick by their friends and deeply regret them because they go against their nature.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! 🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊

WISHES DO COME TRUE TESHIMA!!!!!!!!!!! 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

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THEY'VE GIVEN US EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!

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I'll never complain about Blue Predator Again!!! God Bless the Red Herring!!!!

They have him crying because Aoyagi came to Save Him!!!!!! I'm So Dang Happy yall!!!!!!

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IS HE GONNA CATCH HIS TEARS?!?!?!?!?!?! PLEASE SAY YES OH MY GOD

"BUT YOU CHARMED ME" "WHEN I LOST HOPE, YOU ASKED ME IF I WANTED TO BE YOUR PARTNER." "WE'RE A TWO MAN TEAM" "YOU WERE THE ONLY ONE WHO BELIEVED IN ME"

THE TEARS HIT AOYAGIS CHEEK JUST BELOW HIS LEFT EYE AS IF THEY WERE A KISS THAT TESHIMA BLEW!!!!!!!!!!

AOYAGI MOVES HIS HAND TO WHERE THE TEARS HIT IN A MOTION LIKE CATCHING A BLOWN KISS OR TOUCHING WHERE A KISS HAS LANDED AFTER A LOVER HAS PULLED BACK!!!!!!!!!! AND SMILES IN VICTORY!!!!!!!!!!

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THIS IS THE SWEETEST AND GAYEST SHIT IN SPORTS ANIME HISTORY IM DYING THIS IS AMAZING!!!!!!! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

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aw man not the Imainoda crush kicking back into full gear! 💔😭😫 It's fair though. If I was Imaizumi I'd be falling in love all over again too. Onoda is just so great. He's truly Best Boy!

ONODA EXPLAINING AOYAGIS SACRIFICE!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

Precious idiot. Embarrassment is his greatest enemy. Someone help Kaburagi his man isn't there to soothe him with Praise! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Onoda honey youre a pot calling a kettle black right now. Lmao!

HAND HOLDING!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

THE GLOVES OF TRUE LOVE AND CERTAIN VICTORY!!!!!!!

No you fuckin didn't! You liar!😂😂😂

These host club boys are all the same! All they know how to do is Make tea Worm their way into your heart with their confidence and Lie.

HERE WE GO BOYS!!!!!!!! YOU'RE HEADED TO THE FRONT OF THE RACE!!!!!! 🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊

uhg not him again

Kaburagi's Achilles Heel is embarrassment and the way to get him through anything is to praise him call him a genius and make him feel like a hero thay needs to save someone.

God Bless. Wish the anime could go further and we could see his and his man's journey through Sohoku and future races.

[ruhrohherewego]

“batman is a furry” “batman is just a guy in a fur suit” please. batman, if anything, is in a KINK suit. look at him. all black, scary as fuck, skin tight? WHERES THE FUR HUH? i’m almost positive that when he first emerged as batman everyone thought it was a bdsm fanatic going feral.

[e1derberry]

some days be like "im doing my silly little tasks:-)" while others are "im doing my silly little tasks:-("

[that-spider-witch]

Disney 1994: Tries to copyright the phrase Hakuna Matata. The people to whom Swahili is their native language rightfully calls them out.

Disney 2017: Tries to copyright Dia de los Muertos, a Mexican religious holiday. They get called out on their bullshit pretty damn fast and cease on their attempt.

Disney 2021: They now want to copyright an ancient Norse pagan deity. (READ BELOW)

EDIT: Apparently the Norse deity thing was misinformation: Thankfully it seems they are only trademarking the fictional Marvel versions of them. The other shit they did is still real, though. Don’t ever forget they tried to do that.

[pollackpatrol]

society if comics remembered that despite their stupid hero/villain dichotomy literally every superhero is 100% a criminal... like. they don’t have permission to do the shit they do.

[killadelphia]

[psychicdamaged]

stress levels during keyfish: highest to lowest

1) matt, who had to use his phone to roll 100d6 and tell his girlfriend she got 363 points of damage and died because she jumped off a fucking cliff

2) liam, the only person who fully grasps that one of them just fucking died

3) ashley, shocked and offended at travis laughing about this

4) laura, laughing occasionally but very stressed

5) sam, who appreciates both the gravity and the humor of the situation

6) taliesin, mildly concerned but mostly amused

7) marisha, arguing with matt about physics, shaking with laughter for five minutes

8) travis, who is actively cackling throughout

[audliminal]

Me meeting a genie: Okay, so my first wish is for 1000 dollars a day, deposited to my bank account without any way of tracing it to anything illegal. I want this money to come from the ten richest people in America (100 dollars each), withdrawn under the guise of nebulous, random purchases and surcharges. It would probably be best to split the money into a myriad of smaller fees, though, to reduce the likelihood of anyone noticing. Got all that?

Genie: um

Me, continuing on without a care: For my SECOND wish, I want you to give me the ability to learn any given phoneme, so that I can learn to pronounce new languages perfectly. If you're willing, it'd be nice if it were a little easier to memorize new languages too, but if that's not cool, I'm perfectly fine doing all the legwork myself I mostly just want to be capable of pronouncing things correctly.

Genie, now staring at me like I'm insane: ......okaaayyy?....

Me: For my third wish. I want to always have great ideas for gifts for people. Every birthday, every holiday, I want to be able to come up with something they'd really like, with enough time to actually get it for them.

Genie, just staring at me

Me: I can provide you with a written document if that would help.

[secondbeatsongs]

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[AMV] Jon Arbuckle - You're Gonna Go Far Kid

this is one of my favorite videos on the internet, and it kills me that the source has been silenced by youtube’s copyright system, so I’m putting it here!

I have seen a version of this on tumblr before, but the audio in that one is just a little bit off because that person edited it back in themselves

but today, I am proud to present the original video, sent to me by Crispy Crungy, who gave me permission to upload it here and share it with you all!

enjoy!

[sparebutton]

Now that it’s 2021 that means anything that came out in 2001 will be 20 years old so here’s a bunch of movies that will be 20 this year

[tiecladartist]

I love the idea of Isabela's part of We Don't Talk About Bruno not being a vision at all. Like, I just imagine Bruno tucking in his niece after her gift ceremony, and he notices she's kinda freaking out after everything in the day, and like:

"He told me that the life of my dreams Would be promised and someday be mine He told me that my power would grow Like the grapes that thrive on the vine"

Only, when he told her it'd probably be worded more like this:

"Kid, you're gonna have the life of your dreams one day, I promise. Your power is gonna grow like... uh... like grapes! Grapes on a vine! Because you're sweet like a fruit, and your power is- okay that one kinda didn't work as well out loud, but, y'know what I mean."

And then little Isabela asks if he saw it in a vision, and he chuckles and says yeah, because it'd be nice to predict something nice for once, and he hopes that this particular prediction will come true.

[skin-slave]

Grooming is when someone builds a relationship, trust and emotional connection with a child or young person so they can manipulate, exploit and abuse them.

Grooming Can Look Like:

1. "Is that your real name? I don't really like to call people by their usernames."

Asking for personal information right away - It gives a false sense of intimacy and can be used later to threaten or blackmail.

2. "I see you like Band. My parents hate them. 😂 Do your parents know your music tastes?"

Segueing quickly into private life, sometimes asking invasive questions about home, friends, family, etc - It tells them whether or not a person is isolated, unhappy, self-destructive, unsupervised, etc. The more vulnerable a person is, the more successful grooming can be.

3. "I like your fan art. Do you do nsfw? Nothing crazy, just flirty..."

Bringing up sexuality or other adult subjects in a general way - It pushes the person's boundaries gently, getting them to talk about nsfw things in a way that feels nonthreatening.

4. "That post made a good point. I would never guess you're 14. You're really mature and well-spoken."

Describing the person as mature, smart, wise, resourceful, street-smart, etc - It's flattering, and it gives the illusion of equality and respect in their interactions.

5. "People hate what they don't understand. You're just so unique. I get it."

Reinforcing that the person is unique, misunderstood, above others, etc - It increases isolation and forms a sense of dependance on the groomer.

6. "Omg look at this guy's outfit! It's so hot! You know, you could totally rock something like this!"

Sexualizing the person in flattering ways - It feels like a compliment and edges farther past typical boundaries, normalizing more and more sexual interactions.

7. "That guy was out of line. 😤 I couldn't help it, I messaged him and told him if he doesn't leave you alone I'll doxx him. He won't be back. He knows I'll do it. Please don't be mad, I just hate when people mess with my friends... "

Defending the person, often inappropriately - It's a show of devotion to the person, a display of the potential for aggression that serves to nudge boundaries, and can be used to threaten or coerce later.

8. "I'm totally with you on Ship X. It's so bigoted to break up Ship Y like that. We ought to try to get those freaks banned."

Creating an other to unify against, often inappropriately - It creates a sense of intimacy and serves as a way to push boundaries by encouraging inappropriate behavior.

9. "Idk why you let her waste ur time. U don't need phoneys like that. You have me!!! 😂"

Discouraging competing relationships - It increases isolation, vulnerability and dependence.

10. "Listen, don't worry about your phone bill. I got it. Sent it thru your Kofi, plus a little extra. You deserve it."

Giving gifts, money, or paying bills - It creates a sense of intimacy, and possibly financial dependence. And it can be used as a source of guilt.

11. "Where are you??? Tell whoever you're with that I miss my bff!!!!!"

Checking in, keeping tabs, tracking or asking for updates - It diverts the person's attention onto the groomer, interrupts their social life to further isolate, and creates a pattern of guilt and responsibility for the groomer's feelings.

12. "I can't believe you'd abandon me like this. You know I have depression. Are you trying to make me suicidal? The least you could do is give me a couple weeks to find a new therapist. I'm gonna need one now."

Threatening to harm themselves, or implying that they might if contact ends - It plays on that sense of guilt and responsibility and can be used long after abuse has happened, to prevent disclosure.

Grooming doesn't happen by accident. By definition, it's deliberate. When someone begins grooming, they have already decided to abuse. From that point on, interaction has one goal. It creates a situation where the person being targeted has conflicting emotions about what's happening, no one they trust to give advice, and no way to break out without being the bad guy.

The setup - the grooming behaviors themselves - vary. One abuser might use many approaches, and might even change methods if a target isn't receptive. I think we can all agree that guilt-tripping and displays of aggression aren't healthy under any circumstances, but many common behaviors are things that can happen outside of grooming, in other contexts, and be ok. (An old friend might give generous gifts purely out of friendship, but someone who's practically a stranger, giving generous gifts, acting like an old friend, is potentially predatory.) That's why it can be so hard to see. We can't simply ban their tools or latch onto keywords. There are no elements that are always present. There's no set pattern. There are few flags that are always red. It's not that simple.

The only reliable and realistic way to keep vulnerable ppl safe is to teach them to recognize potential grooming by looking at the entirety of the situation, to trust their feelings, and to speak up.