*Ghost and Alex having a conversation in the hall*
Farah while staring at Alex: I don’t know if he whimpers but I’ll make him either way
Soap & Gaz: *stare at her in shock*
Farah: … what?
Gaz: You did NOT just say that!
Farah: Please, Ghost says shit like that all the time
Soap: WE’RE USED TO HIM BEING THE WEIRDO
Price: Ignore them. You go bag that man
Farah: Yes, sir *marches off towards an oblivious Alex*
Gaz, quietly: Oh my god- This is a fever dream. It has to be. None of those words were just said-
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It physically pains me that I can’t shove her face in my sheets and pin her under me while I watch every useless thought of hers melt away into nothing until she’s crying and drooling like my little bitch over my cock.
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BOYFRIEND !
character: zhongli
genre: fluff, comfort, headcanons
a/n: ‘yourboyfriend!zhongli…’ type thing. got a lil brain rot from yesterday.
Your boyfriend!Zhongli who ensures to restock anything needed in your home.
“where i get it..? some things are better left unsaid.”
Your boyfriend!Zhongli who always walks with you wherever you go.
Your boyfriend!Zhongli who gives you a kiss on the forehead every morning, and a kiss on the nose every night.
Your boyfriend!Zhongli who occasionally zones out while alone with you.
Your boyfriend!Zhongli who allows you to put his hair in space buns when you’re bored, craving to see your adoring reaction.
Your boyfriend!Zhongli who you sing lyrics with on a Saturday afternoon while bored.
Your boyfriend!Zhongli who takes you out and buys what you consider the best.
Your boyfriend!Zhongli who occasionally likes to steal a few things from your closet while you’re out on commissions.
Your boyfriend!Zhongli who also doesn’t like seeing you go on commissions, with the worry of you getting hurt.
Your boyfriend!Zhongli who adores watching movies or animes with you, interchangeably expressing your favorites.
Your boyfriend!Zhongli who lays with you in bed until dawn on a Sunday because you woke up in the middle of what seemed to be a peaceful nap and was worried due to a dream.
Your boyfriend!Zhongli who makes sure to spoil you the best he can.
Your boyfriend!Zhongli who tickles you whenever you seem to be feeling down, or need a few laughs in your life.
Your boyfriend!Zhongli who helps you break away from your potentially harmful habits
Your boyfriend!Zhongli who always states that he wants to marry you one day, and goes on a rant about having this amazing wedding.
Your boyfriend!Zhongli who teased you about being a little shy when it comes to certain romances.
Your boyfriend!Zhongli who takes his time with you, loving you slowly.
Your boyfriend!Zhongli, probably the best you’ve ever had.
Zhongli, the love of your life.
i love Zhongli.
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Absolutely OBSESSED over the idea of like, Mephones not being able to drink any liquids or they will die
And like, Mephone4 being really fuckin sad one day and just, posting a selfie of himself holding a glass of water, smiling like there is nothing wrong, and all the contestants see it and are like "wow mephone posted a photo, cool".
Then MePad fuckin BURSTS into a room like "WHERES MEPHONE" looking all frantic and shit and they just,,,, refuse to elaborate. So now everyone is confused and concerned
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Soap: I’m a specialist
Graves: In what?
Soap: Blunt force trauma
Graves:
Soap: Hold still… or try to run, I like a challenge
Graves: PRICE-
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Hey tumbler I’m back :)
I miss expressing myself and opening up so here we go…
Im sad, overwhelmed, drowning and struggling with my mental health majority of the time. I put on a HUGE front that I am doing great and I can handle anything. Reality is, I am barely living life. I force myself to be skinny but it doesn’t work. I force myself to be happy so no one worries. I need an outlet, maybe this will be it.
-SL
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You should plant drugs in Lewis's garden and frame him for drug dealing
man, what the hell? some of y'all are... creative.
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