#leah hcs

[insomniakisses]

Omggg how would omega r x omega Leah work?? Regarding to mating and claiming (that would be so cute staphhh ) I can only imagine the sass from Leah and the fact her purs sound deeper like an alphas would probably make omega r feel more safe

I can just imagine omega Leah constantly whisking away HER you heard .. H E R omega so the alphas are shit out of luck

The nest would probably be the cutest blend of masculine and feminine with two poutty omegas with swollen lips & covered necks

Omega!Leah x Omega!Reader General HCs

Meeting -

Obviously we know how they met, i did that small drabble but

Rs first day

She has scent patches on

Everyone thinks Leahs gonna be stand off ish and mean because she’s used to being the only omega at arsenal

They think she’ll be possesive of the alphas

But the second R comes in shes huffing over not being able to smell her

Grumpily tugging R to the nest and ripping the patches off to sniff at her and get her scent

Immediately deciding R is her mate now

Soft nest sex and cuddles after

Getting together -

They got together after the nest sex and cuddles

R sleeping in Leahs chest as leah held her so so so soooo close

Nibbling at your neck till her teeth break skin

It’s harder since shes an omega

But her teeth are sharper than a regular omega so she manages

Biting deep and flooding R with her venom and marking her as Leahs

This makes R very vulnerable and Leahs on high alert growling at anyone who passes by the door as R purrs deep asleep

When R wakes up Leah is ready for round 2

More messy sex and needy kisses

Then R has to really try to break Leahs skin to bite her mate mark

Once she manages Leah lets out her purr

She gets so shy and tries to stop it because its deeper and more rumbly than it should be

But R just kisses across her face and neck till Leah cant help purr and she compliments her

Telling Leah how safe her purr makes her feel and then purring RIGHT back

The two inseparable from then on.

Heats together -

Heats are hard being a couple of 2 omegas

There’s only so long they can go with just fingering, oral and tribbing

Their Omegas making them crave a knot

Its just their biology

If either wants one of the alphas then they just call

Sometimes they all come over if requested

Often the two just use toys.

Leah gets a knot toy

Its one of them straps that go in the wearer too

Both ends have the ability to knot with a click of the remote

They both vibrate too

Just the two if you taking turns using that and cum everywhere

Just needy messy sex and biting

Your heats lasts 2 weeks if theres no alphas so your all needy and sore by the end if it

Wrapped up in each other’s arms.

Nesting and mate stuff -

The two of you share a nest

Both at home and at the training grounds

Both of you just huddled together nuzzling and purring

Leah often nests more than you

She just sits in the pile of blankets till u find her pouting at u

Or if u take too long she’ll waddle out with a blanket around her from clear on her face and growling and shoving everyone away till she finds you

Then your being tugged away by her as she grumble “Mine” or “nest time now”

She often tugs you away from people

Bc ur hers not theirs

She hates the others around u

Hates when u smell like alpha or spend too much tike with one.

She needs you thats why

She didn’t know she was missing something till she met you

Now she can’t live without you

Your her baby and she’s yours

You guys have soft bonding time

Cuddles, soft sex, bathing

She loves bathing with you and washing you in her soaps so u really smell like her

And she uses yours ofc.

Just a soft, needy possessive baby that loves you more than anything.

She just wishes she could get you pregnant and have the family she wants with you naturally without the beed for all the medical stuff

[ministarfruit]

stardew valley marriage candidates

[hoopingwjuju]

Juju x volleyball player

i write how i speak sorry. mostly fluff with a side of smut.

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ღ- she wasn't very social when you first met her but she warms up to you be she likes the way you can make her laugh and pull her out of her comfort zone.

ღ- she made the first move by taking the friendly flirting seriously be she's not gonna shy away from something she wants.

ღ- she's very competitive so yk she has to win all her mini-games with you. it boosts up her ego every time.

ღ- after you taught her some pointers on how to serve she's been teaching you how to ball.

ღ- she likes to practice doing a bun with your hair before your plays or practices be she's gotta learn how to perfect her own bun somehow.

ღ- she likes to help you tape your fingers before practice be it gives her a little bit more time with you.

ღ- she lovesss to bother you so you gotta know how to stand your ground when she comes at you be she likes to argue and start stuff. plus she's hella sassy and she's always going to out sassing you.

ღ- you'll know when she's mad or something is up be she's gonna get hella nonchalant and strict.

ღ- you have to be really hard on her when she gets hurt or injured bc she doesn't know how to take care of herself. yet she can take care of you so well when your injured or hurt.

ღ- she loves it when you tag along with her and her family during the breaks.

ღ- her voice gets soft when she talks about you or when anyone brings you up.

ღ- when the two of you are around family and friends she can be all lovey dovey she wants, but your relationship with her is not known to the public so she has to be hella nonchalant about the dating topic when it comes up.

ღ- the reason why your relationship is not public is because you two don't want it to take away from your passions. i mean if people do a little deep research then they'll know to put two and two together and figure out your dating. she masks this fact by saying you two are best friends.

ღ- if you wear glasses she always carries a backup eye lenses for you in her bag in case something happens to the current pair when you're playing or practicing.

ღ- just sitting in her car in a parking lot listening to music. since you both have a curfew you can't be out late for late night car drives; soaking up each other's energy. she barely lets you touch the aux tho.

ღ- she will always open the door for you even after an argument or whatever. you're definitely her passenger princess; you have you're side decorated and all.

ღ- you're an outside hitter so you're pretty tall 5'10" with long legs so you're not that much shorter than her. so you love sharing clothes with her. matching sweats and lowkey matching outfits. also matching bracelets or other jewelry. she loves going shopping with you when she can.

ღ- whenever the basketball court is being changed for volleyball practice, she tries to stay and talk to you but gets kicked out most of the time.

ღ- she doesn't bother asking you were her hoodies are be she'll find them in your closet or somewhere in your dorm later.

ღ- your communication with her is really good. since both of you are student athletes you can't really see her every day when it gets super busy for you both, so you'll try to send her a few texts here and there throughout the day and she really appreciate this. same when you two are in away games, you'll try to ft to say goodnight if y'all can.

ღ- she loves laying on your chest when she takes a nap or the other way around. you love to write letters on her back with your finger when she's asleep.

ღ- when she gets excited or when she's laughing she likes to grab onto you and jump up and down or hits you.

ღ- she slept through the professors lecture and you guys had an open note quiz after, so she asked for your notes and after that you guys kicked it off. that is how you two met.

ღ- she loves to randomly stare at you and she's so oblivious sometimes when it happens. even her teammates say it's one of her biggest habits and tell her to stop it.

ღ- she don't play about you. she be ready to tussle when she's at your games and the other team's fans are talking shit about you. she can be obsessive and overprotective.

ღ- while celebrating you ending the game with a back row attack, one of your teammates is accidentally too touchy with you and she gets hella jealous. her jaw clenched glaring at whoever touched you. her glares are so lethal your teammate asks you "does juju hate me?"

ღ- you love it when she gets jealous bc there's nothing she needs to be jealous about; your all hers.

ღ- definitely calls the stuffed animals or plushies she gets you "our children."

ღ- she's a tomboy but whenever you want to dress up she lets you go all out with hair, makeup, and all.

ღ- she uses her face to get what she wants from you all the time since she knows you love her pretty face.

ღ- my pretty girl ju is your nickname for her and she won't admit that she likes it but she always responds to it.

ღ- loves it when you kiss her mole under her lips and when you play with her ears.

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ღ- very blunt and straightforward, but will say some very explicit things with a straight face and act like nothing happened afterward, which can be quite surprising to you every time it happens.

ღ- soft dom definitely.

ღ- likes to record you moaning and loves it when you send her videos with the sound on; she loves to listen to it like it's music to her ears. so don't ask her "what are you listening to?" bc it's different every time. it’s either music or you moaning.

ღ- has a sex playlist. (the song girl you loud by chris brown ft tyga is definitely on it top song fr).

ღ- she has a big thing on eye fucking you. (god her eyes are so pretty).

ღ- she loves to hold eye contact with you while eating you out.

ღ- even tho things are private she loves to sloppy kiss you anywhere be she gets a thrill out of almost being caught. she gets all cocky with that damn smirk on her face.

ღ- very touchy. hands on your lower back, smoothly moving you around grabbing your waist, having her arm around your shoulders and groping you through your clothing.

ღ- loves teasing 100% (you can't convince me she doesn't). "you like that baby? I know you do, you like anything I do to you."

ღ- since you're used to wearing shorts most of the time she loves it when you wear them around her. she gets hella touchy; grabbing your ass and roaming your body with her hands.

ღ- sends you dirty text messages about your volleyball uniform whenever you're practicing talking about how your ass jiggles every time you jump etc.

ღ- one hand on the stirring wheel other hand touching your thigh, running it up and down your thigh which always leads to car sex.

ღ- nothing gets her more turned on then when you grab her chin and make her look at you. like when your talking to her and she's not paying attention, just grab her face.

ღ- she cries while fucking you, be you're so good for her. (not elaborating).

ღ- when she's fucking you with her strap she loves it when you ride her; your titties all over her face and she can kiss your pretty face. also loves tribb-

ღ- she loves to be praised so she'll ask you "do you like that baby?" or "did i do good baby?" plus she has an obedience thing so when you tell her to do things and it can be something simple like "sit" she'll say "yes ma'am" every time.

ღ- she has a thing for hickeys but she can't really act on it be you two can't keep using makeup to cover it up if you both are going to sweat it off later.

ღ- you definitely leave hickeys all over her inner thighs (her thighs are so thick yall...) the first time you guys were intimate you left scratch marks on her back and she didn't even realize she had them until india pulled her to the side and told her.

fuck all that nonchalant shit she's really a lover girl, but let me shut up before i start yapping even more bc i didn't even mean to write all this... and i don't even know anything about volleyball shhhhhh.

[s0urlemone]

A night ☾ - Stardew Valley headcanon

About what happens when you don’t play for a long time, but it’s soft.

Warning! there’s typos probably don’t judge me

I’ve read many stories and hcs about what happens in Pelican Town when you, the player, don’t touch the game for a long time - the panic that fills all the inhabitants when they realise the farmer they’ve grown to love so much has suddenly disappeared leaving no trace, clothes covered in dirt still in the dresser and all their belongings intact all over their little house that Robin has spent so much time restoring for them. They might’ve left a spouse behind, too, and said spouse can’t accept their sudden departure. Is it their fault? Were they not good enough for you? The thought of Shane starting to drink again or Alex bitterly wondering if he’s destined to be miserable as his father loved to remind him is heartbreaking.

But my headcanon is a little softer, wholesome even.

When you pick up the game in the morning, after saving it just a couple of hours prior, you wake up in your bed with your spouse by your side, ready to start a new day, to feed your animals and scratch your kitties’ ears, to water the crops and gallop through the city to help your neighbours with their quests.

So I imagine that when you’re not playing, it’s simply nighttime.

An endless night where your spouses can snuggle up with the farmer. Where they can share whispered, soft little secrets in the cozy sheets, the fireplace crackling in the background. A night to dance with Emily in front of the jukebox, her laughter filling the living room as she swirls around with her “two-left-feet” spouse. You stop twirling around only when you place your lips on hers to distract her from your lack of skill, both of you smiling into the kiss. Or to hear Elliott’s soothing voice read his latest writing - and he always gets a little bit nervous about it, even though he knows he’s in a safe space and you would never judge him or his work in an offensive manner. He keeps you with your head on his stomach as he sits up straight in bed, his fingers running through your hair.

A night where you and Maru sit out under the porch, a fuzzy blanket over your shoulders and a cup of scorching coffee to warm up your hands and keep you from falling asleep after 2 am as she regulates her telescope to watch the stars with you. Where Leah, sitting at the kitchen table in silence as you do the dishes, draws a quick sketch of your side profile - she does that a lot lately - in the golden light of the lamp, the colour of your eyes making her heart skip a beat every time.

A night where Sebastian can hold his sleepy spouse on his lap as he finishes working on a project for his demanding client, his left hand lazily stroking your back as you rest your head on his shoulder. He loves to place kisses on your forehead, so soft that it seems like a butterfly has just brushed your skin with its wings. Where you and Alex share a tray of fresh baked cookies, a new recipe from his grandmother, as you binge watch a show on the tv - you usually try to keep the television out of the bedroom, but sometimes you two can get so lazy he just brings in the one you keep in the living room so you can snuggle up under the sheets.

A night where Hailey sits on your lap, wearing one of your “dirty” shirts, as she grumbles about the fact you don’t take care of your skin enough, her soft, pretty hands applying creams on your face as you try to steal a kiss every now and then, only to be reprimanded - and then, eventually, granted what you want. Where Harvey timidly massages your sore shoulders, his strong, delicate hands lingering a couple of seconds more because he loves the sweet intimacy of the moment you’re sharing. And he loves when you finally get to relax, because he gets to relax too when he’s not worrying and fussing over your recklessness.

A night where Penny asks you advices about what topic she should teach Vincent and Jas next, her auburn locks out of her ponytail as you massage her scalp and run your fingers through it to help her relax a little. She leans back and places her head against your belly, the sight of you in the vanity mirror making her blush. Or where you and Abigail make a mess in the bathroom because you’re trying to dye her hair of a new shade of purple where the roots are starting to grow in a lovely brown colour. The problem is, you can’t stop sharing kiss after kiss and now your clothes are full of dye, too.

A night where Sam gets to rest on your chest, lulled by the soothing rhythm of your breathing. He can’t help but crack jokes in the dark, but as the night gets deeper, he finds himself completely engulfed into your warmth, the comfort you radiate making him finally feel safe. And Shane finds that same comfort in your embrace, your arms like an indestructible shield from all the shadows of his past. He’s like a scared cat into your arms, searching for your touch, in a night so endless he will never be afraid again.

I love the angst too, but I am feeling really emotional lately and I wanted to share something soft. 💗

[sdv-confessions]

Shane is fat, Harvey is on the chubbier side, Sebastian is a mix of skinny-chubby where he's thin but has a bit of a tummy pouch that he's insecure about, Sam is twinkish but has nice legs because of skating, Elliott is toned but I wouldn't call him ripped, Alex is shredded with broad shoulders.

Leah's muscular she has to be, Penny is super thin, Emily has a pear-shaped body with big hips and probably a bit of a tummy pouch as well, Haley is the opposite where she's got less hips but a bigger chest, Abigail is a little chubby, Maru is also chubby and I may be bold enough to say she's fat.

(None of these are insults they're just my headcanons- I think chubby/fat characters are super cute! I wanted to know if anybody else agreed with these interpretations but was too shy to post on main.)

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[specialbluehens]

some dialogue that i found after shane's 6 heart event

idk if this is new lol i don't think it is but it's more two npcs i talked to as well that got my attention

i didn't get to talk to marnie that day and when i talked to her the next day it was a rain day so she talked abt that instead. i'm curious to know if anyone else had anything to say?

[number-one-sam-liker-srs]

I have no idea if this has been done before but enjoy 💪

Art by me :]

[yellowsugarwords]

Could you write something where the farmer reader get hurts and the bachelors and bachelorettes? Oh and they are married to the farmer.

YAY I FINALLY HAD THE MOTIVATION TO WRITE WOOOOOO i also love writing angst akjdsnfs let’s GO.

Abigail: Abigail was standing on the porch, overlooking how the sunset reflected off the budding crops when she heard a groan to her left. She snapped her head, her blue eyes widening. “Y/N!” Y/N was limping to the front steps of their shared home, clutching their side. “I fell on some equipment, that’s all,” Y/N said, hoping to wave their partner away, whisking their worries to the side. It didn’t work. The purple-haired woman scoffed, scurrying forward and wrapping one of her arms around them. “Let me help get you inside,” she hushed, hauling them in as quickly - but as safely - as she could. It wasn’t until they were seated on the couch with tea, Abigail ready to tend to the gash on their side, that she started laying into them. “You need to be more careful!” She scolded sweetly, wrapping them up with bandages. “I don’t know what I’d do if you really, really injured yourself. I’d be sick.” Y/N knew she was right. “I know,” they sighed. “I’ll be better.” Abigail, joyfully, gave them a sweet kiss before resuming the task at hand.

Haley: Haley never handled blood well, especially not when it was Y/N’s blood. “Oh my God!” She wailed, watching as they strode in through the front door of their farmhouse, their hand bleeding along the hardwood floors. “What happened?” She was horrified, throwing her magazine onto the coffee table and rushing to their side. She winced at the sight but still gingerly took their bloody hand in between both of hers. “Just missed with the scythe.” “You missed?” Haley was horrified. She scoffed, dropping their hand and waving them to the couch. “Sit. You’re not allowed to work in the field for the rest of the week.” Y/N’s jaw dropped, but Haley lifted a finger. “You’re not responsible enough to handle sharp things. Now sit. I’m going to bandage you up.” Y/N smiled softly, obeying and taking a seat where she had previously been. “Yes, ma’am.” They said softly, finding her determination and sudden take-charge attitude charming.

Leah: Leah was taking a break from carving, allowing her fingers to relax and stretch on the deck when she heard a yelp from somewhere in the field. She immediately shielded her eyes from the sun, scouring to see where her partner was; amid their sunflowers. She dropped her water bottle and darted over. “Y/N!” Leah didn’t need to know what happened to act as swiftly as possible. She helped prop them up, bringing them into the house and laying them down on their shared bed. “I’ll be right back, okay?” She said softly, squeezing their hand quickly out of worry. She was back before Y/N could feel their fingers grow cold. Y/N had to hand it to Leah, she was quick. She got the job done. “Lay still,” she said softly, unrolling the bandage. Any moment she could, her hand found theirs. “Deep breath. Once this is done, I’ll make you some hot chocolate.” There were lots of things that Y/N loved about their wife, and one of them was that when she was worried, she didn’t take no for an answer.

Maru: Maru was always quick to take charge in situations that required it. This was one of those times. As she was sitting in the front yard, tinkering away at one of her latest inventions, she heard Y/N rustle by and head toward the front door. “Hey you, how were the min-” Her voice faded as she turned, finally catching a glance of her spouse. She muttered something under her breath - something of varying concern - and scurried to their side. “Come with me,” she said, guiding them to sit down. “It was just-” “You can tell me about it after I fix you up.” she insisted, sliding the first aid kit out and popping it open. She didn’t even need to look at it to know where everything was. Maru began treating their arm automatically as if it were pure reflex. “Okay, deep breath in.” She said, shaking her head. “You need to start taking me with you. You can’t be trusted by yourself.”

Penny: Penny would be sitting in her corner of the farm, reading, when a sharp inhale would snag her attention. Y/N had accidentally sliced themselves on their sickle, ripping one of their hands open. “Y/N?” Penny asked cautiously, voice wavering. She stood, rushing into the field to their side. She squealed the instant she saw the blood. “Oh my God!” She said, rushing to take their hand in both of hers. “We have to get this fixed, now!” she insisted, guiding them into the farmhouse. She began running around like a chicken with her head cut off, desperate to stop the bleeding and tend to her love. “I thought you promised me that you would be more careful,” she said softly, not wanting to scold them too much. It didn’t feel fair or right. She couldn’t stay mad at them for too long.

Emily: Emily had a bad feeling when she woke up that morning. As she always did when she had a gut feeling, she was hesitant and slow all day. That was until Y/N yelped from outside, startling her from her sewing project in their living room. It was just after noon, and finally, just as she was trying to distract her anxious mind, there it was: confirmation. She rushed outside, first aid kit already in hand, darting toward them in the middle of the field. “I got caught in the-” Emily immediately hushed them, taking their hand into both of hers. She examined the wound quickly, assessing and immediately cracking open the kit. “I had a bad feeling about today. I knew something was going to happen.” Frowning, she began prepping a cotton pad with the disinfectant. “I’m sorry I didn’t do more to prevent this.” Y/N chuckled through the pain, finding her genuine apology charming. “You couldn’t have changed this,” Y/N reassured her gently. The two had a moment, tender and warm before Emily got back to work. “I’m doing this just until we get into the house. Then, I’m doing a better job at this.”

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Alex: Y/N stumbled down on their front porch, their right leg extended. It was gashed open, bleeding, and immediately caught Alex’s attention. He was stretching in the evening sun, getting ready for a quick workout to end the day, when he spotted the scene. “Woah, woah, woah,” he said, immediately running over. “Y/N? What happened?” Y/N could only groan in pain. Without waiting a moment longer, he knelt to better see and speak to them. ”Hey hey,” Alex said softly. His voice was just above a whisper, as though he was trying to keep himself steady with his voice. “Come with me, here,” he eased Y/N onto their feet, leaning against his side, channeling their weight off of their injured leg. “Let’s get you inside. I don’t want you to hurt yourself anymore.” Y/N could taste the worry dripping off of his voice. They listened, obeying whatever command he had in an attempt to help them. “Sorry,” he mustered as he fumbled through the first aid kit. “I’ve never done this before.” Y/N had to admit that it was adorable that he was even trying. He was doing a perfect job.

Elliot: Elliot was reading on the front porch, flipping through one of his latest library finds, when he heard a groan. Glancing over his cover, he pictured his partner, clutching their wounded side, wobbling on shaky legs to the front door. Elliot dropped his book, allowing it to fumble closed without a bookmark, and he rushed to them. “Y/N, what happened?” His voice was breathless and anxious, and his hands immediately found Y/N’s face. Y/N was ushered inside, Elliot’s hands and arms guiding them in their injured state. “Come, sit, let me help.” The worry was written all over his face and woven into his voice. Y/N hated seeing him upset. “I’m--” Elliot hushes them, easing them into a chair. “I’m going to go get the first aid kit. Then, I’m making you tea.” Y/N smiled warmly through the pain at his sweet gestures.

Harvey: Harvey was inside when he heard a loud yelp from outside. He immediately dropped everything and ran for the door. “Y/N-” Their name was barely out of his mouth when he swung the door open and there stood Y/N, clutching their arm, blood collecting on their stained wood deck. “Oh my God, come in.” It was moments like this that Y/n was thankful they had married a doctor. Harvey eased them down onto the couch, frowning as he listened to them groan. “I’m sorry. I promise I’ll try and be fast.” After grabbing a medical kit, he quickly took to work, stitching them up as best as he could. “I’m sorry, I can’t hold your hand as I’m working.” He said gingerly. “I’m sure it hurts.” Seeing his sadness at needing to hurt them further was oddly sweet to Y/N. His tender care was exactly what they needed.

Sam: “Oh sh-” Sam cut himself off before he said anything further, darting forward to help Y/N. He launched himself off of the couch - where he had been sitting and fiddling on his guitar - waiting for Y/N to come in for dinner. They were stumbling toward the farmhouse, clutching their gashed elbow. “Y/N, what the hell happened?” He didn’t give them a chance to answer, sweeping them into his arms and guiding them through the front door. One arm was wrapped around Y/N protectively, the other holding the door open to usher them through. “Sit down,” he said, voice wavering with anxiety. He sat them down on the couch and floundered through the kitchen, making clatters and clanks whenever he went. “I know the first aid kit is around here somewhere!” While sloppy with his actual medical care, Sam always shined in his genuine concern. “I’m going to need you to be more careful out there,” he mumbled, slightly distracted by attempting to place the bandaid straight. “Otherwise, I’m going to need to be the one in the fields. I don’t want to risk you getting hurt.”

Sebastian: Sebastian was enjoying the evening sun, watching as it set in the corner of the garden when his eyes widened. He spotted Y/N awkwardly opening the door to the house, a cluster of red staining the doorknob as they went. Urgently, he dropped the wrench he was holding and raced for the door. “Y/N?’ He asked, swinging it open. He caught them at the kitchen sink, their bleeding hand about to be placed underwater. His stomach sank, and he ran to them, holding one of their cheeks in his palm. He frowned at their tears. “Follow me,” he hushed, ushering them inside. He brushed the loose strands of hair behind their ears as he whisked them away. As he sat, gingerly wrapping their gashed hand with bandages, his eyes were almost too trained on their face rather than on their wound. “I’m sorry,” he said softly. “I just want to make sure I’m not hurting you.” That was the last thing he ever wanted to do. After wrapping their hand, he pressed a warm kiss to their forehead. “I’ll be right back. I’m bringing you some water and a snack.” He always knew exactly what they needed to feel better.

Shane: Shane didn’t utter a word when he saw Y/N slowly approaching, clutching a bleeding gash on their forehead. “Shit,” he muttered under his breath. “Y/N, what happened? Are you okay?” Y/N groaned in response. “No,” was all they could muster. Shane wrapped his arm around them, bringing them inside the house. “Come on, we need to get you fixed up.” She was never great at being gentle and tender and fumbled his way through the first aid kit to place a messy bandaid over their wound. Despite the stress, YN still smiled and squeezed his hand thankfully. “Hopefully, I won’t have to get too used to doing this,” he teased with a small smile on his pink cheeks.

━━━━━━ 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙠𝙨 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙞𝙣𝙜!! ₊˚⊹ 𝐭𝐢𝐩 𝐣𝐚𝐫   ♡   𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦𝐬 𝐢 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫

[studentinpursuitofclouds]

Hey, are you looking for suggestions for headcanons/ short stories? If you do, how would spouses react if Mr. Qui threatened them to divorce the farmer… or else (”or else” being either he kills the farmer or something else if you have a better idea). I imagine he would want the farmer to achieve perfection and think that romantic feelings and/ or family life are “distracting” them.

Love your stories btw, especially the ✨angst✨. I read them all during one night 😅

Of course, I don't mind suggestions for short stories at all! 💖

I'm glad you liked my headcanons, thank you so much, heh 👉👈 hope you like this one too! And thanks for the ask!

So, let's begin! *Ahem* Once upon a time, in the beautiful Stardew Valley, when Farmer's spouse was relaxing on a sunny weekend day, Mr. Qi, decided to 'talk' to them about a situation that was bothering him with Farmer...

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"Well, well, well.... I've been waiting for the right moment for a long time, and finally we meet.... No, no, you don't know me, but I know about you everything. You, and Farmer, my chosen one, who-- oh, why the panic. I just moved us into my 'pocket dimension' to talk, soon you'll be back in your cute Valley."

"So, you are Farmer's lover. Hm, I'm surprised they chose you out of all the candidates..."

"You know, I don't usually interfere with my dear friend's trials. It is one's own effort to overcome difficulties and achieve results without cheating or someone's help. But it seems that this, hm, 'problem' requires my intervention after all."

"They've completely neglected the pursuit of Perfection since the wedding, haven't they? And I'm pretty sure you had a hand in it. "Honey, please, don't go to the Skull Cavern, it's too dangerous! I'm so worried about you, stay with me in the Valley!" Am I right?"

"Oh, no, no, no, that won't do."

"The show must go on."

"Well, I won't drag it out any further, since I'm a pretty busy man. So let's get to the point...

I want you gone."

"Yes, you heard right, and don't give me that shocked look. You need to divorce your spouse and stay out of their way. You can make up any excuse you like: I cheated on you, life on the farm is too hard for me, I've fallen out of love with you - use your imagination! You certainly have one, don't you?"

"Ah ah ah, don't. I advise you to think before you insult me. And to think about my words, because if you refuse, both you and Farmer will have to deal with.... unpleasant consequences. Farmer's gonna be the one who's in the most trouble, just so you know."

"So, I'm waiting for your answer."

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"Go fuck yourself." Shane replied rudely and sharply to Qi's words. He's terribly tired, his spouse Farmer is in bed after a bad trip to the Mines and they need support, his niece Jas has a cold, the chickens need wheat right away, Marnie needs help with the firewood, and he doesn't give a crap about this blue asshole telling him some bullshit about perfection and challenges. Divorce? Fuck you. Shane has his family, his niece, his aunt, his spouse and chicken Charlie waiting for him. So if he doesn't let Shane out of that "pocket" dimension now, or whatever the fuck he called that shit, the chicken man will make his own way home.

This guy thinks he can scare Alex so easily? Huh, didn't think so. The athlete has been training almost every day, and can fight back against this weakling in a stupid shiny suit. His threats don't scare him. Alex will protect Farmer and himself from this man, and no amount of tricks will help this creep. And though deep down Alex feels fear, because he doesn't know what this stranger will do now after his refusal to follow his orders, but he is ready to look fear straight in the eyes. Losing his dear Farmer is even scarier. Come on, step up to him, you coward! Afraid of a fair fight?! He will not surrender!

"No." Keeping his hands in the pockets of his black hoodie, Sebastian clutched the handle of his handmade obsidian dagger a little nervously in his right pocket. He'd always thought this thing made of the mineral his spouse had graciously given him would be nothing but a joy to behold and a box-cutting helper. The local emo never thought he'd have to defend himself against a human. Is it even a human being? Moved him here, gives his villainous monologue, threatens him and Farmer... No, he's not gonna hurt Farmer, Sebby thought. All I can do... is fight.

"I'm dreaming, I'm definitely dreaming. Time to wake up, wake up, please.... Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up..." No matter how hard Harvey pinched his arm, this wasn't a scary nightmare, it was reality. A very eerie, frightening reality where he stands completely defenseless against an unknown kidnapper. What in the world is 'Perfection'? What is he talking about? This man is talking nonsense. And he wants to hurt his spouse? That's not gonna hap- Oh, merciful Yoba, if he says no to Qi, what happens next? He'll finish him off? And then go after Farmer? His heart is racing like crazy.

Uhhhh... What did Sam just hear? "Okaaaaay, let's take a deep breath and calm down. I don't know what your deal is, but we don't have to take drastic action. We'll talk calmly, solve your- uh, I mean our problem, and everyone stays happy. Sounds good, right?" Judging from the unchanged expression on Mr. Qi's face, the guitarist's plan to solve everything peacefully failed. "Alright, plan B. What did Farmer say I should do? Left hook, right hook, and a low blow? Yep, that's it." Sammy's gonna have to fight back with his fists, apparently. He's not gonna let Farmer or himself get hurt.

"What? What are you talking about? Trials? The 'show' must go on? Divorce- Divorce?! Never! How dare you!" Shocked for a moment Elliott finally realized the meaningful of the words of this strange man who had moved him here against his will, and writhed in disbelief at the indignation and insolence of this individual. "You have no right to threaten Farmer and me! Playing with people's lives like puppets!" Elliott thrust his hands forward, clenching his fists. "En garde, you scoundrel!" Perhaps not the wisest thing for a writer to do, but he wouldn't just listen to his spouse and him being insulted.

"Bluff." Leah confidently stared Qi straight in the face, holding the sculpted hammer firmly in her right hand, the only 'weapon' she had after she found herself... somewhere. This stranger was threatening her spouse, yet just a moment ago he had called them 'friend' and 'chosen one'. "It is not in your best interest to harm Farmer or me. Not that you'll ever be able to do so." The artist was already calculating the strength to throw a hammer at the head of this pompous turkey. And before Qi could respond to such impertinence, Leah continued: "You won't hurt them. And if you dare even think about it.... you will be the one to regret it."

Confused and scared out of her wits, Penny fell to her knees instead of answering this man. She could not say a word, only sobs came from her throat. This dark, scary place, the eerie sounds everywhere, the threatening blue-skinned man, the "consequences"... "Farmer..." Something's about to happen to her. Something would happen to her beloved spouse. Penny doesn't know what to do, only crying louder. "Who are you and why are you doing this?! What-" *sob* "What do you want from us... Don't hurt them, I beg you, don't..." *hic* "don't hurt Farmer... Don't, p-please.... PLEEEASE!"

"Alright, I'll d-do it, anything you want..." That was a lie, Maru wasn't going to just take orders from a man who had somehow teleported her from the Valley to another... room? A very strange room, as if they were in outer space, but that's impossible... This 'Qi' owns some either incredible technology or something beyond modern science, and Maru is trying to play along so that she has a chance to escape from here and warn her spouse or at least someone from Pelican Town. "Easy, Maru, think, think your way out of here... Come on, brainstorm, you need to think of something... There should definitely be a way out of here."

"Merciful Yoba, help me in my hour of need, do not let evil harm innocent people.... Give me strength, merciful Yoba..." Emily held forward her small version of vessel in her left hand, bending the fingers, except for the little finger, on her other hand, and began reciting prayers. Because this 'Q'i... He's not human, but an incomprehensible entity, a demon perhaps. Poor Emily doesn't know why this demon is interested in her and Farmer, or maybe her spouse did something that caught his attention, accidental or not. Either way, she believes that Yoba will protect her and her family, so ignoring Mr. Qi's words, the blue-haired woman prays.

"You think you can scare me that easily? Come on, you asshole, I'll.. I'll... I'll cut you in half, you hear me!" Though outwardly Abigail looked formidable with the sword, her voice trembled as she spoke, and she herself was shaking with fear. The purple-haired young woman answered the first thing her heart screamed out: that she would not abandon the love of her life at the behest of some idiot who thought he could control people like puppets. But now she realized that maybe it wasn't too wise to say that, because... maybe she had robbed herself of the chance to escape this man? But if a battle was inevitable after all, she would fight. Just as long as her hand didn't shake....

A quick but heartbreaking scream came out of Haley's mouth before she covered it with her hands so as not to scream anymore and anger the one standing in front of her in this dark, scary place. She has a lot of thoughts going through her head, and she doesn't know what to do. Calling her spouse for help won't work. Refuse? Then this Qi will do something bad to her, and then to Farmer. Agree and lie? He can see right through her, can't he? He won't let her warn Farmer or Emily about what happened. What should she do, what should she do... She's quieted the crying, but she doesn't know how she's going to get out...

[joogios]

I wonder how much worse Zeke’s mental health (but specifically his identity issues) got once he gained Ksaver’s memories of his wife killing herself and their son because he was Eldian. Did the blood on the baseball Ksaver picked up cling to his skin? Did he smell the death in the son’s nursery? Did he instinctively feel like Ksaver the father or did he feel like the dead boy on the floor murdered by his mother in their own home? For no other crime but Ksaver was an Eldian anf after potential years of marriage-How much did that drive his desire for the euthanasia plan?

How exactly did Zeke feel once he realised that the baseball Ksaver had been throwing to him and he then carried all his life was soaked in a little boy’s blood?

[just-thoughts-no-vibes]

Hello everyone and welcome back to random Stardew Valley headcanons! In todays episode we have: "Can bachelors and bachelorettes fight." It was funny to me that some weapons in the game belong to them and made me think about characters' fighting skills, so here we are. They are ranked from best to worst. Enjoy!

Bachelors:

Alex: Canonically shredded. Works out every day. Doesn't have much experience but has beaten a few guys in high school. If something happens to Evelyn and George he will never forgive himself so he needs to be ready to throw hands in case someone attacks them.

Sam: Not as strong as Alex but definitely fast. Has to be strong so he can beat anyone who picks on Vincent. He wants his brother to see him as cool so he has to show off sometimes. Took "the man of the house" very seriously after Kent left.

Shane: Was strong as hell in his youth and picked fights left and right, but over the years it changed. He can still throw a good punch and has experience with bar fights. After he gets sober, he tries to get back in shape so he can take care of Jass and his chicken.

Sebastian: Weak and skinny. Spends his days in his room, moving only when necessary. Smokes, probably doesn't eat healthily. Haven't worked out once in his life. He was never interested in fighting but can throw a surprisingly decent punch and run really fast after that.

Harvey: Can not fight to save his life. Will try to de-escalate the situation, will fail, and then try to run. But in my head, he is so clumsy and would trip over nothing. At least he can treat himself after.

Elliot: Absolutely useless in any kind of physical activity. He doesn't like to sweat so he doesn't work out. He sees fighting as barbaric and won't participate. But even if he tried he would fail miserably. He just has to be over the top in everything and would make a show with exaggerated moves, which will lead to him getting hurt by others or even himself.

Bachelorettes:

Leah: Shredded. Works with wood on a daily basis, cutting trees down, modeling them, or carrying her materials around. She is also smart enough not to move into the cottage in the woods with no knowledge of self-defense. Probably protected weaker kids in middle and high school from bullies.

Abigail: Much worse than she thinks but still okay. Doesn't have the discipline to put in the real work but likes training with the sword. Would learn to fight just to piss Pierre. Was always naturally strong. Zero experience tho.

Emily: Older sibling with neglectful/absent parents who has to take care of their younger sibling = knows how to fight, I don't make the rules. Although I don't think Emily is happy about that. She is a pacifist and tries to resolve everything with good talk and positive energy. She curses people when they make her mad and would restore to violence only in exceptional situations.

Haley: She. Fights. Dirty. She doesn't like sweating so she doesn't work out and she also doesn't want to break her nails or ruin her hair, but she has the rage and would hurt someone who insults her or her sister. The moment you attack her she is pulling your hair, biting you, scratching, and going for the eyes. She is also a pro at using her bag to beat someone up.

Maru: Not really into fighting and prefers to destroy her enemies with her gadgets. I also picture her as fairly short. She also never gets in situations where she needs to fight so she has zero experience. The closest she got into a fight was when someone made fun of Penny. But she does have an older brother with whom she doesn't get along so she is familiar with younger sibling fighting techniques.

Penny: Can not fight. Zero skill and zero will to do so. She condemns every form of violence and avoids it at any cost. She is the type of person who would feel bad because she pushed a person who was beating her up. But she is likable and quiet so she doesn't end up in situations where she needs to fight.

[insomniakisses]

i like the alpha alessia and omega leah pairing do you have any more hcs like pregnant!leah or them as parents? Or leah in heat? Nesting? Just anything!!!!!

Alpha Alessia x Omega Leah General HCs -

Alessia Coming to Arsenal -

Obviously they knew eachother from England camps

Obviously the attraction was there

But it wasn’t until lessis first week at arsenal that things really happened.

Leah was all needy and needed something someone

But everyone who usually helped her just seemed so blah

Then lessi was training particularly hard and sweated of her scent patch and WOAH

Leah’s eyes snapped to her so so so fucking fast and she was just dragging her away

Getting Together -

Sex. Thats how they got together.

Sex that happened in the back seat of alessia’s car

Hot, needy, messy, intense sex

Just lessi clapping leahs cheeks in doggy

They are just lucky that lessi had a nee pack of condoms in that car.

General Relationship Fluff -

Soft soft soft babys

So loving with eachother.

Lessi cooks and leah sits on the counter, not ti eat the cut offs because shes so picky but just to get kisses

Lessi caters to leah’s 4 year old pallet without complaint

Leah just looks so cute chomping on her potato smileys

Alessia does anything leah needs

Without her asking

Like she sees it, she does it.

She drives leah around, Leahs her passenger princess

Without complaint.

Morning with them are always difficult

Neither wants to get up so they are cuddling and kissing while they lay there

Eventually one of them pulls the other up and into the shower.

Lessi is always putting leah on her lap and nuzzling into her

Always sharing clothes.

Leah never admits it but when alessia was away for a while when leah did her acl and was recovering. she was in lessis old man u or unc gear

Just pouting her little pout missing her gf

So many sessions of playfull rough housing.

Heats & Ruts -

They are synced up

If ones in heat the other is in rut and vice versa

They are both so needy during this time

Noone can contact them they are just pound mf town

Rough sex or soft sex it doesnt matter they are going for hourrrrrs

So much oral and so many cream pies

Leah’s Nesting -

Leah nesting for the first time at Alessia’s was cute

They were planning a movie night and lessi nipped down to put in the potato smileys and start the pasta and came back to her room looking different

A pile of cussions and hoodies and pillows in the corner on a make shift mattress and a pouty leah saying “wrong”

Leah was just so cute right there lessi almost died.

The next day they got propper nesting supplies and did it right.

Alessia’s Denning -

She didnt originally have a den at leah’s

She didnt really need it

Leah wanted her to have one though

She wanted to make sure lessi was comfortable with her properly

She just bought a loud of stuff and set up her den in the living room

They fuck in it alot

Then they fuck in leahs nest

Pregnant!Leah -

When she found out she was pregnant she was purring like crazy

Just running to alessia and telling her the news.

Alessia cried.

She was always just as happy

The two were clinging to each other rumbling and purring all day.

Pregnant Leah always rubs at her bump when she looks at lessi like shes saying “thats ur mama”

The pup ALWAYS kicks when lessi is playing or an arsenal game is on

Shes always talking to the bump about them being england and arsenals next big player.

Ofc lessi sooooo does the lifting the bump thing.

Lessi would do the cooking a dish based on the babys size trend but leah wouldn’t eat it so instead she lets leah know the size as she kisses the bump

Ofc leahs sex drive is high too but lessis so so so scared to hurt them that she just eats her out.

Pup Stuff -

Mama lessi and mummy leah are such doting loving parents to their son.

Just always at there kids events

When the pup is young they spend afternoons at the training ground and often take naps in the nest there

That pup is raised as an arsenal supporter

Lessi failed the rock paper scissors so their next pup, a daughter, is man united through and through.

Much to her mama and auntie mary n ellas love.

Their son is a perfect mix of them, with leahs smile and now with lessis laugh and lessis eyes

Their daughter though is a mini lessi completely.

The last pregnancy was so tough on leah tho that lessi got a vasectomy

They plan to adopt tho

[valewritessss]

Some Percy with braces percabeth headcanons (that’s a difficult phrase to read ik):

- whenever Percy gets his braces tightened, Annabeth makes sure to stock up on soft foods so it doesn’t hurt to chew

- Percy loves getting Annabeth’s favorite colors for his braces bc it makes her happy. He alternates between blue and whatever color she likes recently

- once, some kid made fun of Percy for having braces and even though it didn’t bother him much it took him back to being bullied his whole childhood. Annabeth did not let that kid get away with it

- Percy kind of likes his braces, it makes him feel like a normal kid

- Annabeth gives him gentle kisses after they get tightened, and usually only on the forehead the day right after because that’s the worst day. Percy grumbles about it but he appreciates it

- he occasionally breaks a bracket, and Annabeth teases him over it

That was all. This post was inspired by any Percy with braces fanart I’ve seen and my own braces pain right now.

[xixovart]

platonic percabeth rep!!

i’ve been thinking about this a lot recently. i think we need more of platonic percabeth, bc people constantly ignore the purely iconic friendship they had before they started dating. like, yk, the entirety of the first series?

anyway sometimes things got worse. sometimes, when annabeth would return home after summer, everythinf would come back. and she would be this scared little kid again wondering if her parents would ever love her. and sometimes she just had to leave because she couldn’t take it. sometimes she would return to camp, and embrace chiron, who loved her more than her own father.

but one time, when annabeth was 14, her mind took her to the jackson household. why? she didn’t know. but sally welcomed her with open arms, and percy was beyond thrilled to have her there. percy and annabeth beat the crap out of each orher with pillows. they stayed up late and watched their dinner bake in the oven. percy forced asked annabeth to marathon marvel movies with him, eating caramelized blue popcorn all night. percy taking annabeth to his favorite skating park. percy and annabeth going on late night grocery runs. sally teaching annabeth to make her famous seven-layer dip.

she was okay.

[peepdraws]

○o .FRIENDSHIP.。o○

I really liked Elliott and Leah's friendship in the game. Having a writer and an artist friend makes for some crazy inside jokes and hilarity.

I do wonder why Elliott stops hanging with her after the farmer reaches +6 hearts with her. It makes me sad, he doesn't really have any other friends.

What do you think?

[crispyanonartnsfw]

What does the bachelorettes smell like? Sdv girlfriends signature scents moodboards as I imagine them // I picked their perfumes for their characteristics and descriptions but the fact that the bottles also match with the girls aesthetics MANNN so satisfying - see the bachelors

Leah - When the rain stops by Maison Margiela

I feel like Leah would go through the whole Replica collection, since they are all very artistic and evocative fragrances. This unisex perfume is what she smells like when she comes back from painting on the lake dock all afternoon when it was raining just that morning!

Haley - Lust for sun by Juliette has a gun

Truly, this fragrance is Haley if she was a perfume. Girly and summery and full of character. The main notes are coconut and vanilla (classic Haley). However it has a bite to it!! It's giving Regina George if she was a beach bum - but the base notes are sweet like a caress after all.

Abigail - Black Opium Extreme by YSL

This amazing perfume was one of the most popular party girl fragrances in the 80s, rock'n'roll and glamour. This new extreme version is described as a video game heroine perfume, and paired with it's overall unapologetic and dark vibe and strong scent it just screamed Abby to me

Emily - Sì Passione Red Musk by Armani

This ambery and musky fragrance gives off a second-skin feel, and it truly incarnates a strong and independent individual, without forgetting the whimsy (strawberry notes) and the sensuality (rose and musk) of it all. You need a captivating personality to wear this effortlessly and Emily definitely has it.

Maru - Angel Elixir by Mugler

This one is the cool girl extraordinaire signature fragrance. I don't know how to better describe it. It has notes of pink pepper, Jasmin, Ylang Ylang, sandalwood and bourbon. It's feminine and sugary but also very contemporary and queer coded, and somehow, at least for me, also very reassuring.

Penny - Acqua Allegoria Pamplelune by Guerlain

Soft, fresh and sweet grapefruit fragrance. Guerlain's feminine perfumes are all very delicate and elegant, in a nostalgic and simple way. It's an intimate fragrance one would mostly smell standing close to her, and that's very Penny!

PS: if you wanna buy any of these, I highly suggest to search for dupes with similar notes and save your money lol there are some great ones that are very hard to tell from the originals. But samples are free in perfume shops and you can ask for them if you find them!