#learning session

[beingjellybeans]

8 things to do at Paradizoo Theme Park

Looking for a getaway from the metro’s worsening traffic and rising temperatures? Searching for a place to experience simple pleasures, learning and healthy living? Look no further than Paradizoo Theme Park, a 12-hectare theme park located in Mendez, Cavite which offers a combination of paradise and zoo which is uniquely relaxing and entertaining. Now that quarantine restrictions have been…

[zhukzucraft]

=> Joel: Go Forwards

Well, you would love to set off immediately but you forgot to craft a blummin boat beforehand. So you have to put down a stupid crafting bench to make one, you even forgot to break it with your axe.

Not to worry, because you had to use your axe anyways when you almost lose the stupid oar from your soulmate taking stupid damage at a stupid time. Luckily, you were only hit for a few hearts and you have the food to heal quickly... Still if this keeps happening, you are going to send your soulmate a message in the only way you know how, at least until you figure out who it is...

You set off on your solo adventure, sailing forwards, in search of your soulmate.

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Start Over -- Go Back

[solarockk]

Sometimes I can't help myself at all

rip doggy allience you will be missed

Kind of a sequel to this

[domsaysstuff]

Okay so this idea has been rocking around my empty skull for some time now just we know that Eddie can be a pretty mean DM and a shithead and I've been thinking abt romances in D&D and how it would work in Hellfire

And I had this thought that Eddie would like be "no romances!!" to the Corroded Coffin group (before the kids joined) and they're like why? and Eddie just to tease them says that he doesn't want to pretend to fall for their smelly ugly faces

Which just motivates them to try and seduce like every character that Eddie introduces for a fucking month and it leads to the creation of the rule: Every romance/seduction directed roll must be rolled above 15 to succeed AND if Eddie decides that the attempt is particularly bad the roll is with disadvantage

The Corroed Coffin boys are obviously teasingly like ohhh so we get an advantage if it's good?

"Doubt that would happen boys, but sure, if you make me, Eddie fucking Munson, to blush like a fair maiden then you'll get the advantage on the roll"

They try, they really do, but all the CC boys succeed in doing is killing off all of their party in three sessions and Gareth who is a little shit is actually rolling his third character (because the consequences of a failure are fucking brutal) by the time Jeff and [unnamed freak] give up

After that they know better (except Gareth who still sometimes does that just to annoy Eddie and be a little shit) to try and then the kids join Hellfire and Eddie has even less of an desire to flirt with fucking Wheeler, Henderson and Sinclair (they're baby children!!)

But the kids are a little shits too and they see Gareth being a little shit so they copy

It ends badly for them, they gripe about Eddie being unfair because like "all three of us have girlfriends Eddie and you don't so we clearly know more about romance then you do" Dustin not only gets a flick on the head for that but his character might have ended up being put into situations™ throughout the session that are "totally unfair!"

But fair to say all of Hellfire knows the rules and all of hellfire knows that no matter how well they try and how smooth they are (they really aren't ever smooth) Eddie will not blush or even consider they attempts as "good", the best they got was "tolerable" (Lucas got it and he's still very proud of it, as he deserves okay?), Eddie is impossible to fluster and so it's just is this fun thing they sometimes do when they feel particularly like little shits

And that's it about it

Until Vecna and all the upside down shit and the surprising friendship of Eddie and Steve happens

And suddenly Steve Harrington is not only sitting but playing D&D

Everything is going actually pretty good and Dustin practically vibrates out of his chair at how proud he is of Steve for how well he is doing so far and then

And then Steve tries to flirt with a pretty bard

Dustin deflates, he is ready for the absolute disaster that is going to fall upon Steve, he makes eye contact with Lucas - both of them ready with "it was actually a pretty good line tho!" at the tip of their tongues to defend Steve's decisions, he doesn't know Eddie's special rules after all and it would be funny to see Steve fail, sure, but it's Steve's first game and the kids wanted it to be good for Steve so convincing him to play again would be easier

But now Eddie is going to absolutely rip into him and Steve will never want to play again and-

"Roll with advantage" Dustin gasps, audibly, loudly, the room is silent, except for Steve who's very unaware of the chaos he just created and just rolls the dices, his usual confidence in place

And if someone looked closely - and all of the hellfire is fucking looking - Eddie Munson has indeed a light blush on his face

[wtfforged]

figuring out how to draw that thing. the chilchug. and laois i guess whatever

[bardicblast]

[silvantransthranduiltrash]

Young Aragorn: *bemoaning his crush on Arwen, that he hasn’t told anyone about yet, to the trees surrounding imlardis*

Legolas, in Mirkwood, hearing of Aragorn’s crush via the tree grapevine and bolting towards Imlardis at Mach 10: *bursting through the trees* YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON WHO!?!

[cranity]

nami figure draws

[saravonogas]

New outfit for the lady!! She’s all Barovian now and whatnot!

[oblivious-aro]

The optimal way to play Ace Attorney is with someone who has some degree of familiarity of how the law actually works.

They will have a terrible time and it will be very fun for you to watch.👍

[catkin-morgs-kookaburralover]

this is a checkpoint!! please tell me something you're grateful for/praising God for rn in the tags thank-you :)

[doomspaniels]

Do you know how old you are? Yes! You are four years old today! Happy birthday Gwyn!

[jurygarroth]

you dislike mcd aaron because he became aphmau's endgame love interest in the span of a season. i dislike mcd aaron because he undermined aphmau's possible arc of mastering her powers to open the irene dimension

[rennybu]

I should have done much better I should have done much more

(inspired by the current goings-on in @jawsandbones dnd campaign - Tzipporah (mask) is hers!)

[alloutshirt]

for those who don’t know someone uploaded it on spotify ! and more unreleased as well so you can add it to your playlists and listen without looking for a file

[gods-and-accolades]

One thing that’s been difficult to learn when communing with the Gods has been the fact that I don’t have to mask with them. Sometimes it’s hard to understand the fact that the Gods don’t think like humans do. They aren’t going to be uncomfortable if I ramble on and on as I lose my train of thought, and conversely, they won’t be bothered if I randomly go silent because talking is too much effort. They won’t mind if I fidget while talking to them or if I have to stand up and go for a walk around my room mid-convo because I physically can’t sit still. It’s still difficult for me to accept that I can fully be myself before them without judgement, but I’m getting there and honestly it’s so freeing.