#legal questions

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

historical drama/sitcom where two gay best friends (woman and man) get lavender married--and proceed to spend the Fancy European Honeymoon their parents paid for acting as each other's wingman

[tgsparks]

Frantically googling at 3am “do I need a license to own a fully functioning trident?”

Frantically googling at 3:30 am “Where to buy fully functional trident?”

[nerdpoe]

It's Danny's first time doing his taxes, and he's reaching out to an online friend to help him. This is how he discovers that as far as the rest of the world is concerned, Amity Park is a barely contained zombie outbreak.

He'd made an online friend, Bart, and they played video games a lot.

Danny's fulltime job is inventing alongside his parents, and as that makes him self-employed (he doesn't work for his parents just next to them), this makes his taxes a little...scary. And it's his first tax season.

He reaches out to Bart, and asks if he knows anyone who files as self employed and if they'd be able to give him some guidance.

He can't ask his parents because, apparently, they've just been throwing random numbers on the papers and have no interest in actually doing them. Danny would like to do this properly.

Also he would like to know how his parents haven't been arrested? Questions for later.

So he shoots a message to Bart, who's apparently in the middle of some sort of sleepover with all of his old friends. Bart assures him that it's fine, and they'll all pitch in to help.

They just need to know his city and state so that the nerd of the group, some guy named Tim, can look up local state and city tax law.

When he tells them he's from Amity Park, there's no response for a good ten minutes.

What follows is a barely legible request for a phone number to call, and a group of people on the other side shouting and asking how he's avoided dying in the hellscape zombie apocalypse that is Amity Park.

Danny has no idea what the other shit means, but he's not about to dodge a chance to make a dead joke when he has one.

"I mean. If you wanna get technical, I didn't. Is...that something that'll effect my taxes?"

OR: The GIW has been lying to keep the Justice League and Justice League Dark out of Amity Park by declaring it a Disaster Zone, stating that not only is there massive pollutants in the air and soil, but that the undead run rampant and are barely contained. The wording they use, however, is a little weird upon closer inspection. It never specifies zombie, and it never says what pollutants. Danny's not super interested about that, though; he just wants to pay his taxes so that the IRS doesn't kill him in his sleep.

[wausaupilot]

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One reader recently inquired about Airbnb rentals and what considerations to make. Our latest Ask an Attorney column addresses these issues.

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[1zumbacom]

Legal Question!

Law has been always good to the truth! You are looking for an answer about what to do regarding how to deal with a bad-faith auto-insurance company situation, where the accident took place in a state where you didn’t live, and the company denied you all coverage cheating and wanting not to pay you for anything. The policy purchase was done in CA years ago and you’ve been a good customer and a…

[joker-doggie]

Hey I have a question for you guys, I’m 15 and bought myself both an iPad and a phone, and when my dad randomly said out of the blue that I shouldn’t have a phone, I got worried and googled if parents can steal money or things. Google wasn’t clear but it leaned toward it being completely ok, is this true???????

[whatithinkaboutdarkshadows]

Episode 199: About as welcome as poison ivy

Yesterday’s episode ended with a powerful scene in which Maggie Evans, The Nicest Girl in Town, learned the terrible secret her father, drunken artist Sam Evans, has been keeping for the last ten years. Today begins with a reprise of that scene. Sam has admitted that one night he saw a car barreling down the highway, swerving wildly from lane to lane. It hit and killed a man, then sped off. Sam…

[ceaseless-watchers-special-girl]

guys why does jonny never mention cambridge. like correct me if i'm wrong but it's always fucking oxford. jon and georgie went to oxford. hilltop road is in oxford. sam got rejected from oxford. that weird thing happened with the oxford people's trust in that one case. like what's wrong with cambridge. why can't cambridge house the horrors. what does jonny have against cambridge. like i'm not salty i don't care i just wanna know what the fuck is so inadequate about cambridge jonny liKe wHaT—

[psalm40speakstome]

Is it normal for US sites to charge you a few dollars for court records?

I have a record I would like to see related to my family and I can’t access it without paying?

I don’t want to be scammed but I’ve never done anything like this before please be kind…

[nyancrimew]

have you ever been to jail (not asking maliciously)

i have spent a few hours temporarily detained for getting caught for (alleged) vandalism that's all ^-^

[marzipanandminutiae]

brought to you by "The Myth of Lesbian Impunity: Capital Laws from 1270 to 1791" by Louis Crompton

when you first start studying queer history: sapphic acts have basically never been criminalized in any western society! so queer women have always had it easier than queer men!

when you delve even the slightest bit deeper: why do we still believe this

(OP cannot control who does and does not reblog this post, but she firmly believes that trans women are women)

[notbecauseofvictories]

I will say, while there are many parts of my job that I would happily toss into the sea, it's very neat to stumble onto people who have been doing their job with truly off-the-charts levels of competence, but---and this is key---without the Higher Ups knowing even a little bit about it. I've met at least three of them in the last week, who definitely have been keeping one of our branches afloat, just by dint of their extraordinary levels of knowing.

Or, alternatively---i have been working at my company for 7 months. I discovered today that the entire company has been keeping a repository of policies and documents, with version control and everything. I thought we had 3-5 policies stuck together with bubblegum and hope, but no, there is a whole database!!!

"I'm surprised your manager didn't...uh. Tell you?" said the very nice man who showed me how to find the database.

"Mhm," I murmured noncommittally, because the alternative was frankly, I'd be shocked if she knew it existed.

[todayisafridaynight]

[charles-pitlane]

Is he trying to sell his ice cream or himself?

[incognitopolls]

Definitions and "categories" of crime vary by state/country, but answer based on whatever is closest.

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[hellenhighwater]

The thrill of finally getting recognised for your morally reprehensible qualifications followed by the disappointment of it being just your regular qualifications

I found out a couple months ago that I'm apparently the Knife Guy, according to the colleague who handles most of our weapon cases. He had some very particular questions about knives--turns out that he needed to know about clip point and drop point blades. I didn't even realize I talked about knives that much at work, but I guess it was enough that he knew who to ask about that.

So if I can't be the Morally Reprehensible Guy, I guess Knife Guy is a decent consolation.